Episode 210 - We Beef with MGK

so we're starting the show uh just me there he is hey check it out dude i got the fortnite balenciaga hat what are you doing oh fortnight balenciaga hat this is a duo show if you want free promo you better come correct all right there's two people on this [ __ ] show go ahead what do you mean what what is that ipad nice it's a new ipad you got a coco melon on there yeah i was just playing it yeah i was playing roblox that's what this show is going to be from now on this is this just you shooting up an apartment zombie blocks on me on me how many playing card over there fortnite on an ipad that's why i have the hat no we're playing roblox yeah roblox we won't be playing fortnite until we get a proper a proper care package okay yeah until then it's roblox good morning is the show on now yeah the show is on now the show is on now what's up guys this is the tmg podcast this is today's free episode if you want this episode ad free and an extra bonus episode you can find that right now on our patreon.com [Music] you're not a stoner goodbye the army air force's has announced that a flying disc has been found and is now in the possession of the army [Music] [Music] [Music] at all the signs fashion your seatbelt and get ready for debate you know how much this [ __ ] thing's worth not not enough you just threw it across a [ __ ] room yeah for no free promo piece of garbage yeah oh oh that's what it was you also want the hat yeah yeah how about this send us something [ __ ] cool please i think i honestly think that like maybe i'm beefing a little bit with blanciaga see with you last weekend it was homestead homestead right that was the company yeah by the way cameron to me homestead we're coming for you go ahead and you're still [ __ ] blocked by the way yeah [ __ ] you but now my my corporate beef is with balenciaga because they're [ __ ] playing with me they're playing little games yeah they are they can they think they can just push my buttons is that what you think huh social media intern for balanciaga you thought this was funny huh it's good yeah this was all super funny oh wait wait i saw what he said on the podcast about the nasa backpack so let's send him another care package in a box by the way that was this big the box was this big showed up in my door i'm like what the [ __ ] could this be take some scissors open it up balenciaga they must have heard what i said and maybe this time they sent me a [ __ ] t-shirt or something that i could actually wear yeah right so then i lift up the the gift package inside the box is a little bit smaller probably three times as small as the box actually was the rest was just tissue paper right i look at that i said okay a little light what could look maybe it's a wallet yeah you know something of value right i peel it open i look inside and all i see is the fortnite logo staring at me i look i said you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you think this [ __ ] is funny do you you think this is funny good gag you guys so good it's not funny i'll tell you what it is funny when whoever sent you that hat gets fired because they get caught what are you doing sending merch to podcast host you're [ __ ] fired you're an idiot and you're fired i listen to their part we don't care you're fired that's gonna be the funniest part but i don't understand it's a fortnight it's our fortnight club it's much cooler i don't care what you think about this it's much cooler than that you're actually we're gonna get a cease and desist to delete the episode and to for you to send it back to them after he gets caught having sent you that hat yeah but guess what we're in space so you can't cease and desist anything the only uh c is and d's you'll get is yep yep yep i don't have to say it you took that one i gotta i gotta i said this on the live show but i have to tell them about this because it was such a [ __ ] ridiculous moment okay what and they would have just the audience would have loved to have seen this when we killed that baby when we no no that was with all the tobacco oh you mean when when we put on when we had those two performers come out and have sex so brutal that even the devil would clutch his rosary yeah we hired them from the box yeah we did yeah no what moment when when we shot that person's dead well no that was more of like a sad moment that wasn't as funny yeah kind of he was 80. yeah anyway sorry continue we we it was so like we we took a pee break right or no it was during the cody noel do or whatever like 70 of the show is live and then we have like pre-recorded stuff that we play yeah to like so we can go like pee and [ __ ] like that and so i don't know i'll do this hold on hold on let's get something clear i don't pee i piss i went for a wii i went for a wee i went to the loo for a week could you direct me to the loose so i could leave so i'm standing over there right and one of the kids that we had come in to play a trick-or-treater he didn't play sorry he was an actual trick-or-treater take that again so one of the one of the kids that we had come in that was one of the kids that came in and was a trick-or-treater right he was eight years old yeah and uh his brother was there too probably a little bit older than i was like 12 right and they were still in the ship when i went to take a wii um in the little girls room and i'm standing there i like standing against the wall like this waiting for the bathroom and his little brother again who's like 11 or something like that comes up to me he's like dude big fan man he like daps me up i'm like thanks man and he was like do you know sea of thieves and i was like uh yeah isn't that like a video game or something he's like see if these nuts fit in your mouth 11 years old and you daft him up prior that's [ __ ] right before too and i was like and he was like just walked away and i was like then you had to go take a wii yeah and then i you and then i piddled yeah you piddled yeah yeah i took a little tinkle you thought about peeing standing up but you sat down yeah oh yeah forward yeah i sat down facing the wall on the toilet like this and i tinkled and that i mean that was a sad moment for me what's that anyways [ __ ] you balenciaga [ __ ] you yeah get this [ __ ] out of here [ __ ] played that kid balenciaga you're getting owned back the [ __ ] off let me live all right also god damn it when after that after that kid said that to you i love this he's trying to after that kid said that to you they should have just handed you what's isn't there like a like a roadside assistance cup for women so they can pee on the side of the road yeah for women is that what you just said yeah for women yeah when they're wing i thought there's like this like rubber cup that it was like sold on an infomercial that women could use like if they're you know driving somewhere they have to pee on the side of the road you haven't seen that [ __ ] oh google that yeah it's like a oil change funnel google represents for yeah with cup no don't google that no google that yeah i thought it was like this you know it was like an attachment yeah i don't know maybe you know maybe it like it like turned the vagina into like the nose of the tin man from the wizard of oz so it could just like yeah don't actually don't just sir i meant like that was the beginning of the search and then you should add some [ __ ] onto it women peeing on side of the road yeah they start describing hair color and [ __ ] yeah that thing yeah yeah there it is pitch and trek oh it's like for hikers yeah that's what they should have gave you after hit you with the sea at the yeah yeah he should have just been like then slap that on your chest go pee into a trash can loser yeah it sucked i like that juicy tracksuit thanks man yeah i'm looking like someone's mom today yeah that's how that's how fast i had to be here i had to put on a tractor it's like the aerodynamic getting to the ship i ran straight to that straight to the gateway did you i saw it waiting it's like everyone waiting on the ship it was glowing blue i [ __ ] hopped out of my car and just yeah and when i jumped into it i mean i went ass first i jumped and turned around and yeah oh but first like yeah i grabbed my legs and i oh you didn't jump and grab your legs like this no some days i do that yeah do the splits legs up in the air and just go wide so that when it drops you on the ship yeah you land in the splits yeah no i land on my back yeah and it hurts oh what's up boys i'm here came straight to it you know i have to say from my place to getting up to the ship i was putting a smoking hot lap i've never driven that reckless really i'm not proud of that but there was no one on the road so you know it's your go-kart driving a little bit rubbing off on your city driving a little bit not even it was just more like there's this long stretch that i drive down and how rare it is to hit four green lights in a row yeah i saw them all like man it was like a movie it's like bing bing bing that's just la in general yeah why didn't they time any of the lights but it was one of those moments where i'm just like i gotta get this and the feeling of going down that street with no stops man that like i came i got to that fifth stop line [Laughter] that's why it took me so long to get here i was late the remaining so that's why you had to change from your real outfit yeah into your my aerodynamic yeah yeah i see no actually i had the at the trekking whatever what's the the the peak up but for coming for coming in quick top off just threw it out the window yeah here here's another little beef story we have more beef actually yeah we do have more beef oh oh we can talk about i i do quickly want to update everyone on the homestead situation oh okay okay hey guys want to take a quick break to thank uh sponsor of today's episode expressvpn uh listen you shouldn't be using the uh internet uh raw dog you should be using it protected and 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get an extra three months of expressvpn for free expressvpn.com tmg was that in the bonus we talked about in the main uh we talked about that in the main at the very beginning of the main yeah whatever so yeah a little update so you know i'm not don't you don't have to go brigading their comments that's not what i was looking for but some people took it upon themselves and the comments were really funny the irony of the whole thing was i was really irony but they posted a picture of the place i stayed at that was like their social media post for the day wait after yeah the episode came out yeah like to stick it to you no i think they had no clue no way dude it was the same [ __ ] person that sent me the balenciaga maybe yeah contracts for both companies yes just one intern yeah yeah well you're gonna get fired [ __ ] you so they post that picture and you know if you go to their other posts their engagement is asked yeah like one comment like one bot comment it's like oh beautiful or someone being like i'm all alone and [ __ ] wet i shouldn't have said this yeah i can't don't look at my story yeah that's yeah that's the one i can't believe i posted that don't look at my story anyway the there so the the post someone sends it to me and they're like damn they're already getting them i was like oh that's a little nervous i don't know what you guys are going to do it's 44 comments all of them just really nice variations that's dope when did the ceo come on the bed sick does this house come with [ __ ] stains imagine paying x dollars for [ __ ] stains wow your your ceo must come it was just like all ceo come come and when a few posts back so they limited comments on everything and they deleted that post you know like some [ __ ] and uh and have they still like have they not reached out to you directly still no what no yeah that's absurd i'm surprised they didn't the caption wasn't like our beautiful remote place with a very joshua tree that is not spooky at all yeah and it's a very clean bed and very which have asphalt gray sheets okay and dark obsidian is the color of the comforter and barely any [ __ ] [Laughter] and the only place to come is here okay the only only type of coming people do is here and they enjoy their stay normally and they're not freaked out because it's not spooky and it is not on an uncomfortable place and anyone who thinks it is is a [ __ ] that's the caption it's like this long yeah yeah just so hurt about it so and so many people were like hashtag refund noel i was like i kind of like this it's kind of like i went to jail or something it's like free me like i would go to the page and look at those right now but on my ipad here yeah but i [ __ ] blocked them yeah as you should i can't look at [ __ ] yeah that's that was their tone with me when i was like talking to him about it sorry i'm just blocking him again i was on the pad what's up you just unblocking him to block him again yeah yeah just to stick it to him yeah double blocked i unblocked and i commented refund noel and then i blocked him again nice so it immediately removed your comment yeah but they got the notification yeah that's true yeah now they uh like that was their tone with me obviously when they were going back and forth and we didn't go back and forth i wasn't even i wasn't even a dick or anything i was just cool i'm like and i went back and read what i said and i was like dude i was doing more to figure it out than they were i was like oh do you maybe have another place open nearby like i'm willing to that and they're just like no no everything's booked go [ __ ] yourself it's a nice house it's not scary and so yeah it should have been like a night it's october you [ __ ] you're supposed to be a little spooked out all right it's [ __ ] october it's in the theme you clearly haven't been to a haunted house yet this month we know yeah so just get spooked out a little bit okay yeah yeah is there any other house i could how about this sack the [ __ ] up dude how about that dude is there any other house i could go to they just sent me a screenshot of security camera in the house just watching us like a secret one just like that's a that's an empty corner how are you doing that sack the [ __ ] up you get what you paid for you think this is scary yeah you haven't seen anything yet yeah wait till our ceo gets down there yeah it'd be funny if they sent you a picture of like a bounce house or something like that and they're like here you go here's the house for you little yeah [ __ ] how's this this is a ball pit [ __ ] chuck e cheese this this is seems like it's more suited for you you [ __ ] little [ __ ] they just [ __ ] they get that [ __ ] from kindergarten that big like rainbow parachute that everyone would run under they're like oh maybe this would be a better home for you you [ __ ] weenie looks got lots of bright colors for you yeah stupid oh i'm sorry all of our panic rooms are booked they're like we have an escape room nearby if you want to sleep in that it's up to you yeah i would have i would have almost preferred a nine paragraph subtweet we could keep this going yeah but the fact that they're just convinced that you know like some like anal like realtor was like no this is a beautiful home it's like it's not yeah it stinks it [ __ ] sucks and everyone that likes that house it probably does sex trafficking i don't know it's and you can quote him on that yeah yeah yeah put that in the [ __ ] new york times oh no i'm gonna start like a whole other like conspiracy like remember when wayfair everyone's like the forty thousand dollar hat they're hiding kids they're gonna do the same [ __ ] with homestead on the tmg podcast noel said this house came with [ __ ] stains well so now we have homestead beef right we have balenciaga beef and i don't really see an end in sight for either of those but now we have celebrity beef as well do we want to do this machine gun kelly hit me up no no no i'm kidding but could you imagine i've been like yeah that beam up to the ship man slap was both no it's not that it's uh oh yeah do we want to i feel like actually yeah i think it's fine i think it's fine so we noticed that garyvee follows us on instagram yeah right and and so you know we've dm'd a little bit now but not i tried but he left me on red sorry gary you want the smoke that's all right i understand well i mean like it's better than what he sent me yeah he's sending me his own stuff where he talks about like people that hate on other people oh yeah you hate her and he's just like send me that and then i'll just like it and i'm not really sure what the relationship is at this point he's cooking you does he hate us does he like us i have no idea i don't know we have to find out that's a wild thing to do send dm someone a clip of yourself saying something to someone else that's vaguely related to like the it's just crazy yeah real homestead moves right there it is yeah it's kind of a boss ass move honestly yeah i'm not even gonna write anything i'm gonna send you a clip that i already recorded because that's how little i care about this conversation i already spoke about i already said some [ __ ] i'm not even gonna waste my time breathing writing new words you should have responded by like like downloading the tech tock of us talking about him and then just sending him the raw file so it's like play video and he he opens it and it's just us you like dogecoin right picture your family eating 5 000 marbles picture picture yourself microwaving vomit and then eating the vomit you like racing right gross garyvee yeah you like racing right yeah picture going into the urinal at four o'clock and eating the [ __ ] produced from all the adrenaline of all drivers on track that day dude so many people and the bonus said that we actually made them almost pee [Laughter] and the thing is with the people listening right now you don't even know what we're talking about yeah but we had like we had like a gross out challenge at the end of the last bonus episode where we like tried to make the audience vomit imagine popping a pimple directly into your mouth imagine witnessing a bowl of italian gnocchi and you bite into the first one and you realize they're all cysts oh my gosh oh my god oh my god someone is sitting at their desk right now i just went [Laughter] so you want to know about shiba inu coin huh imagine a bucket of hot diarrhea sitting in the sun hey guys i want to take another quick break to thank another sponsor of today's episode better help is there something interfering with your happiness or preventing you from achieving your goals uh well betterhelp wants to assess your needs and help you match with your own licensed professional therapist you can start communicating with one under 48 hours better help is not a crisis line it's not self-help it's professional therapy done securely online there's a broad range of expertise available which may not be 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they'll give you 10 off your first month at betterhealth.com tmg yeah this is the one he sent me i watch this play it wanna do or you might be thinking is interesting because you say no you say no that's stupid that's stupid while you're saying that's stupid or she's stupid or they don't get it or that's ridiculous or shit's [ __ ] up people are out here [ __ ] executing [ __ ] talking [ __ ] from the sidelines eating a [ __ ] hot dog and drinking a slurpee has nothing to do with the athletes on the field remember that oh i see it was a sports analogy there i thought he was talking about this slog that we had yeah i was gonna say there's a lot of people on tick tock who disagree with that yeah what's that man don't [ __ ] on the slushie cup yeah yeah sitting on the sidelines i mean does this count we're in space no we're much more sidelined than us you can't get much more condescending than space we're literally looking down on everyone's true okay that's true you can't really yeah yeah this is this is the dm he said had to do it which i don't know also don't know what that means like had to send this to you or had to say it because you suck probably because yeah i think i don't think he i don't know if he i don't think he actually dislikes us i like him yeah i like him i just i think he's really easy to make fun of but obviously he knows that yeah yeah he he seemed like he he always comments on people that like roast him yeah and the dude does the impersonation of him yeah he said it was really funny yeah so i don't i don't think he takes any of it personally well i i think right now it might be a little bit of a beef and i don't know it's kind of like a skirt steak a little beef you know be the you know me the ultimate what that was nice sorry i didn't acknowledge that that was nice you know what i'm gonna big you up on on the live show real quick when you handed the the dip pouch to the little trick-or-treater people felt that the majority of people slept on your your bit about you'll be buzzing they didn't i didn't even put that i know i know i know that was like because you were just talking about like head buzz yeah whatever but everyone's like dude no one just a few comments i shouldn't say everyone a few comments out of the menu were saying didn't owen put together a buzzing and she's a bee come on so i definitely meant to make that joke and that was totally planned and i'm really at that level seriously it's crazy but though the best part about that whole clip is her her little okay yeah okay okay you'll be buzzing all night okay so [ __ ] funny nailed it god damn that like everything about that clip the way that the camera angles switch it's [ __ ] perfect yeah it's unbelievable yeah i was i shed a tear when i watched that [ __ ] was live yeah and it's perfect and wow there's a she's four years old literally you cannot depend on a four-year-old to do anything yeah and she could not have been more perfect yeah i mean she's probably a little bit you know from just going straight up to a spaceship yeah yeah yeah exactly her and her mom yeah so i guess we just her mom's hands were really funny to me too yeah it's not really funny just go go into there whatever that is whatever they're gonna give you yeah just get some candy this weird place no she comes back holy [ __ ] wait you got grizzly green takes it out yeah that's mine now [Laughter] and her mom's actually a bee all right our comedy periods are synced up i'm gonna play some fortnite no we do have a bit of a skirt steak with these people but you know it'll be the ultimate what gary comes on the show and he's like you want to know something noel i own homestead [Laughter] those sheets those sheets you're welcome while you're worried about [ __ ] stains on the sheets people are sleeping and they're out there executing on coming onto other sheets yeah yeah so so that's our that's our little beef that's our skirt steak little beef tiny little beef that's all right that's our tartar for the day we don't do tea on this on this podcast we do tartar that's good that's when it's raw right yeah yeah dalston yeah yeah beef tartare you know what's good chicken tartare [Laughter] you know that's actually a thing somewhere yeah i know it's a thing but you've eaten it no never i thought chicken tartare is for dogs no i think it's even unhealthy for them honestly that's just dog food no because you have the cooked chicken you can't give a dog raw chicken i thought dogs can process raw meat yeah raw steak and stuff like that just like humans can i think you can give it yeah i think you can get a dog raw chicken no google that yeah google that woman peeing on side of road wouldn't the dogs get salmonella yeah that's what i'm saying i don't know look it up yeah dude you're the one sitting in front of a literal computer luke why are you asking us so am i though wait i'll actually look that up why did you get an ipad women peeing on side you have one too oh i do yeah you have one too dude we're the pad boys this is literally the ultimate like i bet you gary vee is jealous of this chair i made could this not be more perfect for him yeah like you could not be like this is for a busy guy this is the perfect chair bro you can broadcast look [ __ ] up do work emails hook me up to my my amazon uh like burger feed yeah just that comes through the tube and i'll never leave this seat just yeah [Music] it's frustrating you know you can feed a dog raw chicken okay don't find your dog in the middle of munching some raw chicken don't panic it's a new raw chicken you bought a supermarket prepare they'll be fine yeah you're right however if it's unwashed and fresh from the market take it away from your dog at once first of all you don't wash chicken man you're not supposed to do that yeah who washes their chicken some people do it some people have like superstition about that [ __ ] what i grew up around people like that washing chicken yeah that's just weird that grossed me out that's so yeah i'd be like eight years old like don't do that and they'd be like shut up before we put you in the pan okay yeah no [ __ ] me yeah that's weird i uh oh i just had a crazy memory sorry no it's fine dude i just before we get off no it's it's it's worth it it's worth the interruption well watch my grandma behead a chicken no way a live one a live one yeah no way yeah they like did it run around without attacking nah they like went to this market and they like got a bunch of food and then they just brought it back like enough like there's no way this market was legal it's just like she just got it in her hand that's my great grandma no way more gangster like way too comfortable just like it's like bucking and going crazy and she's just smiling she's like give me that knife give me that knife and she takes it she goes to the side of the place and like me and all my cousins were like what the [ __ ] is she just smiling just looking back a little bit just like yeah for you ten nine or ten my god she's just looking back like yeah she's like turn around you don't want to see this turn around where's your grandma from [Laughter] almost got you a cold place metaphorically cold yeah she's from antarctica she hasn't seen live food in 20 years she got so excited that she could see a live chicken she had to smite it i'm just laughing at the chicken running around like gobbling your grandma just see kids this is what happens when you don't stay quiet all right you guys gonna talk in the car ride home bro her hands were like covered in blood and she just had chicken head and knife in one hand and like empty neck in the other and she's just laughing just laughing she's like someone get the hose please we're like ah grandma what the [ __ ] yeah everyone's crying yeah all the adults laughing yeah yeah anyway hola guys we want to take another quick break to thank another sponsor of today's episode babble you guys all know i've been a huge fan of 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him so i had to take revenge on the lobster all right so you get the left my friend dives yeah and uh every year like now it's lobster season in california i think october is like he every year he goes out and he dives and he gets a bunch of lobsters and he gives them to people yeah and you can't get them at restaurants for some reason they don't like serve them i don't know why they're like endangered or something so you can't really sell them yeah you can only like the only way you can actually eat these things i'm pretty sure is if you are a diver yourself and you get them or if someone gives them to you damn and so and they're [ __ ] gigantic these things are like this big yeah and so he drops three off at my place in a bucket and when i said when he said like do you want some lobster i was like yeah i thought he was gonna like prep it for me and [ __ ] like that he drops off three live lobsters just a [ __ ] yeah in a box yeah you're just like ah ah what the [ __ ] do i do and he was like we gotta kill it first before you cook it and so the way you do it is you hold down the front part and then you grab the tail and you just rip the half of its body off and then watch it die and it squeals it screams so the whole time it's hard to get the tail off because you're like pulling this thing's [ __ ] guts out and someone's like come on it's like and i was like yes i was gonna scream like more groan just like you just figured oh [ __ ] brother what the [ __ ] it's just ow wow why so much pain oh [Laughter] oh damn it damn damn putting it back [ __ ] okay damn that's so funny yeah first time i think i ever it's hilarious to rip apart a sea spider dang it sucked but then i cooked it and he was delicious bless you lobster for your bountiful meat damn bountiful meat yeah amongst us amongst us i love lobster for their bountiful meat ask me booty meat yeah yeah yeah you are using your ass yeah nice that's what the lyrics should have been if your chick come close to me i'm gonna eat the booty like booty fresh lobster booty meat mm-hmm yeah i like that although it would have been way better wait that makes me think of this tick tock i so saw of all i like we're just laughing about shredding a [ __ ] organism and scarring seriously that that must have felt sick though that must have felt like you felt the power of being human right there oh yeah like you held that [ __ ] you're like you don't even know it's about to happen because i was scared of it before too you know it's like got its pictures whatever and they're like yeah if it like latches onto you [ __ ] hurts so i'm like trying to avoid the thing and then i just [ __ ] pinch me now [ __ ] no peter did we get that peter did we get that sent him to jail uh i took no satisfaction and then i killed two yeah i killed two more you killed this whole family yeah no i actually didn't one was enough i was like i'm not doing this again so i'll just let the other ones die yeah that's way better they definitely suffered more than the one i killed you just leave them in the bucket yeah i just left them in the bucket did you eat those guys too i think i put them in the dumpster actually can you imagine like can you imagine getting dragged out of fresh air into a bucket with like two other strangers you're like where are we going where are we going one of you just gets lifted out of there help me [Applause] that's just you two in the bucket wondering if that's gonna happen to you and then you just get slumped off into a dumpster and that's it a raccoon just picking at your dead-ass corpses yeah we're not going to make it through the bonus the bonus is toast after this [ __ ] i'm dead brother that makes me this tick tock the caption you know the dude's like okay if you ever need to this is how to humanely kill a squid okay key word humanely okay it's like you hold it down like this and you're just gonna chop it behind the head and then chop it behind the spine it just changes colors and dies i'm like how is it humane all right here's how you mainly kill the squid you're just gonna [ __ ] it so horrible back of the skull caved in and then like you're l3 or whatever just gone here's how to humanely kill a squid and takes out a gun just grabs it grabs it by the tail with the camera tracking just onto the pavement just swing it's just [ __ ] just slamming swinging into the wall here's how you [Laughter] look here's how you humanely kill a squid just slides over a food blender [Laughter] just cut that [ __ ] up bottom first yeah brain last remember brain lasts remember brain [ __ ] everywhere brain always lasts b-a-l brain always laughs here's how to humanely kill a squid [Laughter] just walks it over to a [ __ ] table saw [Laughter] [Music] killing fish is so funny yeah sorry this is the this episode is murderous yeah [ __ ] you know it's not funny though it's not funny if you're laughing at putting us a live squid through a table saw you're a bad person yeah that's not funny that's not funny you should definitely not laugh at getting a bucket full of squids and throwing them into a lawnmower upside down that's not funny a wood chipper just sprang out little bits of squid damn it so what's up with prince william yeah so in other news prince william what did he do i don't know he's like trying to have an opinion on things he's like so he's so clearly on like a pr tour you know he met up with ksi what yeah ksi posted his picture of him meeting the two i don't know bro maybe they were both at an event and it just sort of happened bbc news reported prince william suggests entrepreneurs should focus on saving earth rather than space tourism bro didn't your family like enslave people for like hundreds of years like i don't think you should just put your [ __ ] money where your mouth is you yeah can't you save the earth stupid like could they could they have written a less controversial headline yeah too yeah literally no one is going to disagree with that except for william shatner dude this is this is why the royal family is so dumb because like they can never talk so he thinks speaking is controversial yeah i'm going to have an opinion yeah on live television and there's nothing they can do about it yeah we should not litter cool man thanks good that's perfect thank you yeah awesome man okay coming up how about how about jeff bezos maybe tries to i don't know gee save the earth yeah thanks william uh your brother is in california is he doing anything interesting because this interview sucks i think we should be focused on saving the earth rather than trying to leave it cool isn't your family racist that's sick man didn't you make your half brother's mom like commit suicide or something like didn't you do something like that no yeah we should definitely have three trash cans one for recycling yeah good call william one for trash yeah no definitely oh also speaking of prince william we figured out what quote i was referring to with i am something yeah i'm pretty sure it was i'm in your face with vin diesel yeah from fast and furious cody called that out to me i was like yes i'm pretty sure that's what it was because there was a bunch because that was yeah that was the energy that was like the intonation that you were like yeah the king when you were like yeah yeah not like that i don't know what the [ __ ] that was the squid sounded like when it got smacked onto the concrete are you good yeah i'm fine now yeah that's what it was though it was um it's a meme it's like a gift that someone like edited from the first that's from the first one right fast and furious he goes hey man he was in your face he was in my face and he said i'm in your face i'm in your face and it goes back to paul walker and he has vin diesel's face yeah using my face such a [ __ ] classic watch hey man using my face i'm in your face [Laughter] so good because so [ __ ] oh i'm i'm in your oh okay cause right i'm i'm in his face right in the face yeah oh i'm in his face yeah yeah yeah and then he's in his face why'd you bring the buster back to the fork cause the buster kept me out of handcuffs sorry but the amount of suggestions that we had about oh yeah um there was uh there's one from entourage i am queens i am queens there's i am the one who knocks yeah uh yeah thank you it's pretty good impression right that is from breaking bad hey guys another quick break real quick to thank a sponsor liquid death listen you may start noticing there are strange tall boys of beer in the bottled water section what the heck are those doing there well it's not beer guess what it's actually mountain spring water from the alps and it's called liquid death you know you know you may be wondering why is it called liquid death well it's because it will brutally murder your thirst and their infinitely recyclable tall boy cans are helping to bring death to plastic bottles they also donate 10 of the profits from every can sold to help kill plastic 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[ __ ] that um we have more megan fox and mgk oh i'm gonna need to eat a bagel before we left this uh yeah if you didn't hear us go off last week you probably did hear it actually well most of the stuff that they said was actually from this video that gq posted it's an interview with both of them even better oh i love the the time stamp on this be abducted by a ufo mgk if you're interested we can make that happen yeah dude we have one yeah we'd love to bring you up yeah i don't know if he would though no he'd probably walk through that door and smack both of us yeah and like i would yeah he probably would definitely smack both of us at least he'd try yeah but we wouldn't be here to be smacked that'd be that would be [ __ ] hilarious beam him up he walks on a set and we're just not there beam him up on like a monday yeah he's like uh supposed to oh no the email just said the guys just want you on the show [Laughter] so here you are go for it rolling do whatever you want okay let's see this hook you stand by okay i'll give you a point for that what's my favorite movie now and if you don't know this i'm going to be very upset at you what's my favorite movie now i can't wait for it to get cold and i'm going to make it oh no no no no you don't you don't have to you don't have to go there it's like an eight series piece we're talking about hairy motherf did you see the handshake did he just like like teach her to do like a blood handshake he learned from the internet i don't know i don't know i couldn't believe that when i saw it play that again let's get an instant replay john is my favorite hairy [ __ ] hotter yes don't little rocket power handshake hairy [ __ ] potter [ __ ] is it violent high five dude good joke thanks what's your favorite movie hairy [ __ ] potter that that was that was ridiculous man why did he have to like teach her how to do that [ __ ] like were they just like sitting at home he's like no you're gonna go like this and then like that and then it's cool i don't know i i think like between you know all the tantric night terrors or whatever violent night terror sex yeah i think between the uh rosary sex yeah they're practicing handshakes maybe do you think they do that well she's on top he's riding his [ __ ] he's like oh damn killing this [ __ ] oh you better make me [ __ ] [ __ ] i don't know what's another one we have another clip from this he didn't say anything about getting abducted what is my hidden talent no buddha don't you dare don't you dare okay she called him buddha high school so high school was that not so high school buddha what's my what's my hidden talent babe don't don't even go there what if it's something actually dope like she can do magic yeah don't she's like she can do magic what the [ __ ] all right pick a card doing david blaine's hitches no she's really good at those sticks you know the sticks where you juggle a third stick what's that thing called yeah what the [ __ ] is that called oh yeah then everyone's like oh damn that's that's [ __ ] hard babe don't don't don't he's like you know those weird like three sticks she's like really good at that and she's like babe what the [ __ ] i just told you not to say that all right fine yeah she can juggle okay they've rolled out three chainsaws here we go devil sticks oh oh that's the maybe she is good with double sticks wow the mgk's in the back leg she's also good with another devil stick yeah she's like don't go there buddha putting that stick in the air damn okay only pg answer she says okay what's what's the hidden talent pg rated answers okay god well one your i your iq is if you were my jeopardy partner you could would honestly win every single category i've never you you are an almanac and encyclopedia and dictionary all in one almanac pause an almanac that's a crazy statement to make yeah my girl could tell you the weather all the way back to 1980 as it relates to irrigation and farming really and she's really good with devil sticks too yeah dude it's [ __ ] crazy she's just over there super genius in 1985 there was a crazy drought in rural alabama because of the way the gulf of mexico is exhibiting you know it's like whoa [ __ ] she relates to astrology as well the pollution in the sky changed the way we observed the stars and many people didn't realize that the scorpios okay damn damn thanks bro ow [ __ ] next clip please let's find out what's my favorite way to decompress after a long day baby babe don't don't think anything about double sticks um honestly she likes to suck me off just really crass what's my favorite way to decompress [ __ ] my nut slurping off my dong probably when i make you squirt babe all right what the doctor said we cannot say them how do you even know what it is okay look what the doctor said was you are insane we cannot say that on campus that's your favorite way for me to decompress after a stressful day what's my favorite way to decompress after a stressful day that would be tea and a foot massage and reading a book and watching a show together probably crying a few tears definitely crying for sure [ __ ] damn that dude has no pupil that [ __ ] empty ass eye man that is scary bro he has no color in there it's just darkness bro i'm i'm just like i'm picturing the crew right now they're just filming pure silence babe don't don't i think it's when you like to suck off my big ass dick just holding it oh maybe it's when you gargle my big fat nuts in your mouth she's like don't don't don't they're like what you're saying the camera guys yeah like the camera just like no no no no mgk's saying that [ __ ] oh looking camera crew tries to get in on it i'm saying i'm just picturing all these like old dudes who have had a crush on megan fox forever you know what i'm saying creepy man creepy no we got to stop it right there stop it right there yeah what is your favorite way to decompress i'm more picture producer than just like arguing and being uncomfortable we cannot talk about that oh no you like to do anal yeah yeah guys we actually can't put that on camera sorry going on youtube and you know the monetization rules and i won't bore you with it but you can't say that okay mgk maybe just uh uh weed maybe just say that yeah reference that again i am weed weed you know yeah no i think it's when she likes to suck my [ __ ] okay okay we'll take five and let's regroup we should just change the question actually they seem to just enjoy so much like like uh it's like so high school like they're just sitting there being like no we can't tell them how we [ __ ] because you know we [ __ ] and it's like everyone [ __ ] man there's nothing that you've done that we haven't seen on pornhub i don't know dude like that's what we were talking about last week if they were like what's my favorite way to decompress and he's like oh my god you love stabbing new horns in the face yeah yeah yeah that's true yeah and then you know we like have sex in their blood what's your favorite yeah [Laughter] oh wait we can't say that on camera right we can't say that on camera oh okay okay all the producers are like what the [ __ ] did he just incriminate himself oh it must be when uh we we go around driving to look for a nine-year-old so we can break your kneecaps what bro uh babe no no we love killing squid [Laughter] behavior they just wheel one out show us all right what else rain last break last night you're nailing it this is all this is this is hilarious because i just know where you're gonna go with this what does my perfect day off look like i mean there is no day off is the point she thinks that i work all the time when's the last time you had a day off when we went to bora bora in january almost a year ago if i did have a day off what would it look like what did we do in bora bora that day how long did we walk on that gravel road an eternity because we ate mushrooms those mushrooms were very strong so your day off would be us wandering around on mushrooms yes and when and then what did we see at night as soon as the system of a downside oh that's so cool [Laughter] but maybe it's endearing you know that they're regular people yeah yeah maybe you know maybe maybe it's not like like they're not trying to be over the top like oh we love to go to that seventeen thousand dollar restaurant it's like no i just wanna walk in the beach take mushrooms maybe that part is endearing no but i think yeah yeah yeah true yeah i don't know i don't know maybe it's just like their their tone their tone feels like they think what they do is really cool that's what i'm saying yeah that's exactly what i'm saying and maybe it's like not they're not like trying maybe it's not true i don't know yeah but that's that's how it seems to me is that like they think that's really crazy and cool yeah maybe that's you know i'm you know i don't know why i'm sitting here trying to be positive this [ __ ] is goofy as [ __ ] this is a show on more celeb beef you know it's just objectively goofy yeah it's like get on camera and be like we have sex and we like drugs sometimes too we are in hollywood we definitely are yeah yeah just this whole thing feels sort of and that's it that's that's my commentary yep objectively weird and they saw ufo too you see that's what i want to know about what do they see this ufo might have been ours for real i know i was there how many albums do i have he said he saw a ufo and she said that she was there that's it like that seems like that should be the part of the story that you tell yeah yeah we don't care about your baby stabbing sex tell us about the ufo yeah we want to know about that what well you're sitting on the sidelines eating a hot dog there are people out here [ __ ] executing no days off baby yeah mgk is the gary vee of pop punk oh very nice so rich wildly popular and unstoppable force yeah nice yeah i don't know man this i like in one respect i feel a little bit bad like bagging on them but then they did this so if i was an animal what animal would i be told i got tricked into reading that question no check no no no no check this out check this out before you show the photo of me as april o'neil on the trampoline let's cut to this photo wait wait wait no no no check me out you can literally google what i don't know what is it i don't understand what's happening what's going on remember do you remember when do you remember did you catch that do you remember when do you remember when what'd she say i don't know what what is the joke here i let's look for the photo machine gun kelly photo and then if you also google any meerkat photo and you split screen those oh i hate you you cannot tell the difference do that right now because i ever looked more like an idiot what animal do i does my personality remind you of sometimes like a bunny rabbit because you're sensitive and like also frightened and like fragile and then other times like dragon you say dragon but it's mythological i don't want to see this anymore we're done i don't want to watch this like not a single more word out of these two we're done i think the the holes in my brain that i already had are way deeper now like i watch that and i feel like my brain is dolphin meat like just smooth like just gorilla for it no that's rough there's like lines in there there's some degree of like membrane dolphins yeah just dolphin no the meat underneath that smooth ass [ __ ] just glistening stupid lobotomized this major feeding tube yeah just watching mgk making fox interviews meerkat yeah well now that we all have swiss cheese brains does the swiss have the holes in it yeah i got to eat a bar or something i'm hungry as [ __ ] yeah and then we're gonna what are we talking about on the bonus oh succession i watched it last night first episode yeah god damn it's awful right no what no i'm just doubling down on being a contrarian that's not everything it's literally the worst show ever i should have directed it and wrote it i would have did it way better no it's good and you're wrong it's the best show and we're going to talk about in the bonus i literally could have wrote it shot it directed it edited it colored it uh sound boomed it what's my favorite show shot it was your favorite what's my favorite show uh i cannot wait for it to get cold and i'm gonna bundle up and eat some popcorn and watch this show you don't even have to say it dude [ __ ] succession dude enough ow ow i don't want it i don't want it all right ow i hit my [ __ ] shoulder blade on the thing all right tuning the bonus everyone we're going to murder squid for the next hour see you soon real squid game you

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Published: Thu Oct 21 2021