CRINGE #1

just drop my airports so I can't even listen to my Apple music that's playing off of my 512 gigabyte iPhone XS max but after what she might add pods dropped to the ground I notice to match the color of my easy boost 350 V to cream white / triple lights moral of the story I'm rich [Music] hey they're not even in latest version of airports you broadcast about this at the bottom of my delivery receipt thank you to whoever this was ah delivery instructions pretty sure this is the vine guy that does awesome impressions I swear the delivery instructions up her by whoever orders they yeah they are this is so embarrassing oh my god guys it's at a celebrity Viner never honestly if I was the delivery driver guy who had to read this I pray just hand of my notes as straight away and quit the job you like my hair gee thanks just bought it ha ha how much was it I want to donate the exact amount so I feel like I bought it for you you're a sim sim I got you a sip your scent and nothing else please ma'am may I pay for your boyfriend to take you out to dinner tonight what am I even reading here man like it just doesn't make sense the joke's on you why so serious why so serious I see my face I'll add somebody call up the Batman before this dude goes sick at mouth this is me after trying my James Charles makeup palette this is the worst Christmas haul I've ever had no pop vinyls no video games no Google Play PSN or Nintendo network cards no DVDs or blu-rays and as the lego sets I get for Christmas go this one is below average size I knew that my family would blow it this year oh no guys Christmas is over what means the box of Lego's is this have some respect please this looks like something you give to a peasant well I mean at least to go to McDonald's gift card as well to make up for it people in the Armed Forces what's the story behind your nickname blackout I'd sense a blackout and go in full rage mode while in life combat I have 100-plus recorded kills using a pocketknife and I don't remember one of them blackouts ten quid says he looks like this so I went a 45 year old bloke hops on Xbox Live for the first time and has to create a gamertag yeah on the black cap or alternatively this is a 12 year old fortnight player and when they're talking about kills they mean in the game never let a stranger sit by themselves you'll be surprised what tales they have to tell bro this is your grandma we go to church together come on ah about getting your grandma involved in something like this to get likes or retweets or the incident also this is some shocking advice going up to random strangers and have a little chats oh yeah that's a great idea of a the only tales I'll be telling you is about honey for a kid in the back of their van last week I want to star in a Netflix series Twitter do your thing [Music] what's Twitter supposed to do me after people on the website and nine-year-olds of anime profile pictures let me just give my mate and Netflix a quick coffee sweet seek she posted a couple of selfies on the time line calling Kobe Bryant at free a.m. oh my god he actually answered he's not dead cooling Kobe bride at free a.m. may he's not the kebab on ubereats this is a great way to start off your YouTube career we may be looking at the next mr. beast I'm stuck in a how to play for tonight's speech this is a college class Wow so this is what people be paying thousands and thousands of dollars for a college education and then you turn up to class and it's some kid giving a presentation on how to play for tonight I'm stuffed lmao completely demolish these wings I can't believe you've done this I cannot believe that chicken was actually sacrificed for this life was taken so you could enjoy this delicacy and you leave this much of the meat on the what somebody needs to take control of this bloke i bay goes by the name of chicken destroyer 45 is pure destruction just look at it is it hashtag vegan to go fishing is it ethical to catch bug is Tom Newark exploiting you the vegan guide to Animal Crossing New Horizons by Peter who was paid to write this article I must be in trod right now man what's gonna be next a vegan guide on how to play Nintendogs Kylie Jenner says her sisters tease her for being a billionaire and it's so relatable Wow you have being a billionaire is just so relatable and its current economy most of us can't even afford a freddo frog when you post the image of your artwork in the r / gaming sub reddits and get 58 up votes ah this is so sad then you repost the exact same image of artwork with a girl in the backgrounds and it gets fur piece evan point six thousand up votes please miss let me smash you've got so many people spending money on reddit awards as well simply you're a sim sim your dude if i give this chick reddit gold do you think she replied to my DMS aha simple but you're a sim sim my wedding venue was double-booked at the same place as a furry convention [Music] I've never seen someone looks so dead inside before it's his wedding day and he looks like he's about to record a car insurance ad just imagine now the most important day of your life supposedly wedding getting married you pull up to the venue and you just see a crowd of hundreds of furries and you think ah personally I'd be inviting them all to the after-party in fifth grade I drew Anna Mae George Washington dude why George Washington of all people like in the fifth grade during an anime carotene like yes George Washington that's some fantastic artwork I must say miss Christmas give your wife something she really wants something truly exciting a cheap pass why men should give their wives a cheap ass this Christmas hmm excuse me what the best thing you can get your wife for Christmas is a cheat pass they making it sound like is an iTunes gift card I just let my wife go and have intercourse with a Zumba instructor shall I great Christmas present the girls ever post pics and be thinking I know guys are gonna beat after this one you guys get off the girls selfies yeah I'm a little ugly so go right ahead make me feel special I'm good she was feeling ugly and needed this guy to give us some confidence and he was just like nah I'm good to be fair you gotta be a certain type of bloke to beat your meat over a person with a snapchat puppy filter profile pic at cyber Punk game well we have fully interactive sex scenes with the romances in one night Stan's being able to switch different and all kinds of sex positions and whatnot hmm excuse me what the [ __ ] hello this bloke he's grating him for the firm one-night stands he's a player I've never seen someone this horny on Twitter he's a warlock of sexual activity take that turtle beach headset off King and come over here this tik-tok of a pregnant woman uncontrollably peeing in the middle of a store is a funny reality for moms splish splash Brad mmm that looks very tasty very hygienic pissing on the floor for grocery store can all moms watching this video relate hashtag epic funny moment and I'm Way more interested on who the frak let lightning McQueen into the store what's a shopping trolley it's flame some scene on the side of it or my I see it takes bro hey I'm Dave and if I've given you this card your hearts if you like what you see email me at Dave is a Chad at hotmail.com if you don't like what you see that's the card on to your mom cuz damn girl you got that hot from someone getta loada this guy Dave Big Dave this man really be pickin up hot milfs in the local area with a hotmail account if you ever feel like a piece of char just remember competitive vaping exists [Music] dude competitive vapors deserve to be getting sponsored by Monster Energy and redbull like oh yeah dude get your dual pods out we're gonna see who can make the biggest cloud breath breath imagine visiting a schvitz and making it your priority to take a photo of your ass sticking out on the same tracks that transported millions to their death really Nick what better place to take an Instagram flex pic than a schvitz why do you think this is May the Mackey's dry free the joker came to my house and pulled the weapon on me oh my god do not face down the Joker answered he pulled the weapon out oh my god popping Georgie and Pennywise from ants they came back to life oh my god i kidnap Georgie and Pennywise from its they are no longer on the streets do not watch The Joker movie he came to my house oh my god creepy calling the Joker and he answered creepy clowns are back oh my god brah dude he gets pretty busy at this guy's house someone cannot live got half a bikini bottom coming over at 4 a.m. [Music]

Channel: Fainted

Views: 950,178

Rating: 4.9536266 out of 5

Keywords: cringe, awards, cringe awards, cringetopia, funny, funny moments, reddit, memes, subreddit, r/cringetopia, cringe awards 1

Id: qX5Z7ATco7s

Length: 11min 38sec (698 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 16 2020