Craig Ferguson Laugh Attacks - Fresh New Compilation 2018 #1

avenues have you ever seen a ghost yeah really yeah I lived in a really really haunted house in North Carolina for three years really what kind of a ghost was it I think it was a kid I think it was a little ghost because of the way that it would run around uh across the roof could it be a possum tootsie fruitsie disarm all right Betty um okay we have a game that we like to play here what is it called Jeff it's called guess my weight [Laughter] I'm sorry for laughing Benny was just that that was really fast I didn't tell them I was gonna do it that skeleton man all right so we like to play a game coach yes Mike wait Jefferson West Lafayette Indiana says the Deer Creek Jeff and secretary mild or spicy salsa for me spicy Jeff for you might see and for you oh not no salsa at all spicy let me gonna see no salsa that's so stupid hello Craig and Jeff my roommates and I play a drinking game would we have to take a drink every time Liam Neeson's Sean Connery or a Michael Caine impression appears on your show do you find this troubling I tied my jacket Oh Jeff quickly there's no time drink it yes I think it's probably best if you drink it down to the last drop I don't care for salsa but if I do have some I don't like salsa but if I ever oh good after you pay don't get spicy shot sighs but all right this is from Steve in New Orleans Louisiana yeah get down to New Orleans there you ever been down on the the what slated there by you is that what they call it the by oh yeah you been down on the by without Jeff oh hell yeah I go to at least once a year really yeah yeah do you have a place down that I do get a little pared down there you can dance enjoy I'd love to that's a great idea we could what are you doing down there go fishing yeah we go fishing and then we throw beads at people we take her clothes off go swimming just do me together so just like what we do here basically all right this is from mark in La Costa California it says a dear Craig I hope you don't mind I have a question just for Jeff oh not at all this is for you Jeff oh you might just read it yourself no dear you asked me to play harmonica all right it was a little insensitive sorry all right this is for you he says Jeff would you consider going to a movie with me Saturday night I am so there girlfriend glad I could be of help this is that from Barney in Edinburgh Scotland ah you ever been to a Dodger oh yeah [Music] [Applause] [Music] all right [Applause] [Music] bull oh man all right this is all right from Jenny and Concord New Hampshire who said that dear Craig I'm looking for a great summer vacation for once I have some bucks to spend any suggestions well come on Jeff you have places all over where we're done where would you suggest for a great summer vacation if you've got a little money welcome to my place in New Hampshire - inflation you have Charlotte I want to come up with different words for things that's what I think I'm gonna do that be a point aborting oh no no a point a point yeah yeah care for some point a point a yeah exactly pageant was famous for saying if you want anything said ask a man if he want anything done ask a woman now that's true but I would like to add if you want absolutely nothing nothing said or done it'll be one right it'll be fine - noise - great joke right [Laughter] kostik might be professional if you want something was if you want something said ask a man if you want something done as government if you want absolutely nothing said or done ask a cat there's other kinds of feed can you do the jiu-jitsu and the yoga and such yes I can I could do a fair amount of that stuff will you do that your own life I mean do you have a yo car jiu-jitsu either one would not wear a combination of booth jus yoga like [Applause] No I mean it was a Jesuit Order aesthetic oh man I would have gone with you yeah I went the wrong way around so myself with a whole mess of trouble well this one gentleman sent me a tweet that said careful Icarus is that your name no it's actually a reference to a Greek mythological story that's what I said bad I have to say a very attractive studio audience [Applause] and to the gentleman over there with a little van Dijk br-2 went whoo yes user not who I meant getting of course you're very attractive I love that upside-down head look now careful it sounds like a sin bad movie or something with Icarus careful Icarus don't fly too close to the Sun with your wax wings with your wax wings in your van father I can't live by your rules I want to look like my head's upside down while flying upside down it'll look like my head's the right way around situation where you would have to be careful [Applause] but when your husband was here yes talking about Texas then maybe that was that he loves Austin yeah yeah it's great I like you that it's just I don't know how to explain don't move there nobody move there please but it's I just I can't explain why it works it just has its own vibe and it's just it's lovely hot sauce really yeah is that a code you giving me like what my top comes off no I could do I could do the Seas back you know what I could do is have a special word I love eggs real [ __ ] don't ask yourself this Chuck if I may call you that mr. Norris ask yourself this what will happen to poor Secretariat if I if I'm all her tea in my legs [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] listen I can hear the horse giggling its [Applause] am i telepathic like the horse whisperer I know when horses are happy alright alright good they can't they just love to get clapping don't they yeah excessive Wow it's just like oh it's our time to shine again it's not about a few people then we gotta clap again yeah yeah yeah so Jimmy what are you doing we'd like you to open some oysters for us please okay I tell you the first won't be your last you go ahead why I'm actually allergic to oysters but oh now you tell me really I've never had an oyster you never had much actually no I heard they're delicious you should what to do so you won't get the shell in your mouth you take it like that you put your lips on top and kiss it like that make a little noise oh that was good but you didn't chew it well you mr. ad you were sweating next to mr. I'm sweating just thinking it yet you were cruel you made me an oyster and now you have to do something for me all right I'll have to eat this pepper oh no ya know this parrot this one don't want to know have touched that one you gotta eat it just like take a bite in the middle what do you mean anybody in the middle like yep it and then eat it and ensure it Oh [Laughter] what is wrong milk we need milk oh yeah that's fine I don't cut together nicely Oh thinking about that is it I really did a little garnish mother said anyway my next guest is an actor he's a musician and a magician he doesn't know about the magician thing yeah so don't bring it home he doesn't know he's the magician that's the wonder of magic he's an actor he's a musician [Applause] right you've got them on the ropes mr. head welcome back everybody am I [Applause] but so I thought I'll just go to karaoke I didn't make it to karaoke that day but that night I had a dream that I went to karaoke and when I went to the karaoke booths that I usually go to I opened the door and Jeff Goldblum was in the room singing and then the next day I got an email saying the other guest on the show is gonna be Jeff : and I literally freaked out like I couldn't even make this up yeah that's did you meet him backstage yes and I told him a story and he cried he didn't really cry but feel like he wanted to inside of right I'll say oh no yeah try did you know thank you for saying that my god you can come back it's the JK rowling show please welcome the first female president of Harvard University mrs. lady your mind Gregg leave now this is this is going very badly Gregg began to hear voices in his head including my own Morgan Freeman but not Morgan Freeman for legal reasons Craig stared up at the lights wondering how long this bit would go on how much time he could take up before the segment was over before he could get home and enjoy that ham sandwich with mayonnaise and lettuce all know I don't like lettuce Greg had lunch with her and her mom over a delicious ham sandwich but with no lettuce because he doesn't like lettuce maybe a little bit of I'm done man we make ourselves laughing yeah I thought for a minute you know what I thought it was oh oh that oh I know I know yeah the Jay Leno's and Jay Leno fly that's what I thought was gonna happen I think he's a pretty good choice fabulous thanks Loggins oh well I'm all right ain't nobody worried about me where you going right now just gonna get Footloose might kick off my Sunday shoes that was yeah [Music] yeah good guy with a hockey mask and bears or a bear with a hockey mask run for your life yeah yeah you have you see a bear where no like if you were walking to anywhere and no even in the countries like a even indoors if they so if a bear came up to me we're in a hockey mass I'd be like what the hell wouldn't you jab yeah because the beer is bad enough but the best by yeah I bear a bear trying to disguise himself you know that bear is up to no good because you can't see what's going on you can't see you can't see the Bears expression is it going ah or is it going ah my peers have expressions don't they just about you there's really only a few bear expressions well are they well there's this one wait wait and then there's this one man it's like it's like being in the company of a thin bear who is our next guest Klaus why am i close I don't want to be close fine I'll be close no I want to be Herman all right you'll be her moon right you'll be Klaus who is our next guest Herman I am Klaus [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] I'm laughing too much for some time yeah this is the best time I've ever had in Germany I am so excited right now I am cock-a-hoop who is our first guest Herman I'm Klaus let me tell you okay I'm Herman all right hands in German says dear Craig's this is an important question what is the best American cartoon to watch when you are enjoying some homemade cigarettes I had not sure I completely understand your meaning I like the Betty Boop I don't know it's the way that kind of black-and-white thing can I go it kind of freaks me out a little bit I enjoy the simple pleasures of toffee talk don't defeat a few you made me oh you don't enjoy the simple pleasures of toffee too [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] whenever resources open access this always happens to me sometimes our logs touch anyway yeah Aaron Rock Springs Wyoming says dear Craig and Robin my friends and I are forming a punk band but can't agree on the name what do you think you should call ourselves oh is it an all-girl band yeah let's say it is media that's good today I went and very recently I was at a bar in Scotland and rural Scott with the restroom and there was a sign up right one of these public announcements signs in the veranda and it's short Tina it was a drawing of teenagers dancing and you know about to have sex and it said everyone's out and about including chlamydia pavilion your dad's here [ __ ] the man up but we didn't know I thought in a medical dictionary name versus sister gonorrhea get over here girl oh there I see go a little easier spams you know you know that's a little much too soon oh no wait you can do haggis I guess that's true right this is a vegetarian haggis oh yeah that's a great when they'll just blow your cheeks up out that's like I call her chlamydia I love their hey Bobby go get me the chlamydia kittens chlamydia bad that's the one you don't want to have over the loudspeaker the media like Twitter C phone chlamydia [Music] all right Happy Thanksgiving [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] the hell was that some Zen cat never dabbled a little cat on cat

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Id: AQhxVINuJrI

Length: 26min 45sec (1605 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 08 2018

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