Norm Macdonald - Catches Up With Craig - Only Appearance [720p]

please welcome Norm Macdonald all right [Music] [Applause] [Music] Oh [Music] Hey look yeah they love you norms they love you know you know I love you you make it they're making norm nervous noise you get nervous that but it's great to see you probably use such a long time man you sir I just have it when you used to do the drew character what give him a child now listen before ya there the creek crazy on show call The Drew Carey Show yeah that's right yeah and you did to kill right next door you had normally go yeah next don't and then I remember you were like we had trailers and I'd always be in my trailer I like to go to my trailer and smoke cigarettes yeah that's right yeah and then you'd be in your trailer and you'd be writing movies and then directing movies and yeah you'd be writing books yeah yeah because I was trying to not smoke yeah but people people are waylaid by your by your laid-back image they don't realize what a furnace of ambition you are Hey that's true I am I'm sick I think when they die again yeah listen it's good you don't smoke anymore you look godlike healthy you know I quit smoking yeah I read that on outside of the thing dangerous except you can kill you yeah I realized like I was smoking all the time and it's like and it's like you smoke and you don't even get high and well you can't you guys it's not mutually exclusive you can get high and smoke you know like you gotta make a choice are famous cigarettes do not go get you huh yeah well you get this a substance you can pretend them though if you want oh yeah I don't do drugs or alcohol that is bad you used to be I thought you were alcoholic gnorm no but that's cool because you're recovering well slowly yeah in fact what the one of the heaviest nice I ever had drinking was that the Crazy Horse slip [Applause] tell you about booze though I never drank three times in my life and the second time I drank I was like glass 17 and I was in a bar and I was drinking and then a guy handed me these pills I ate them and I drank you know yeah I know exactly what you're talking about and then I blacked out it's just going perfectly goodbye yeah so then I woke up and I this is my only my second Audrina I woke up and I was in a rehab and what had happened is I had a guy that was a actual alcoholic like you know yeah befriended me when I was out crazy drunk and we eat checked into the rehab and then I took my clothes and I only gave me a robe for one night three nights I said I I had to drink for 15 years before I got that you're really fast laner do you think you stopped cuz you know this stuff's dangerous for me then I better not get involved in this yeah I don't like things where you take em and then you vomit like you know I wish I'd met you when I was younger man you gonna stop me right out of it well like if you if you like if I if I had a ham sandwich and I threw up for four hours I'd never eat a ham sandwich again you make a decent point you should go around rehabs telling people that yeah that's good you looking shape though money still be quite thin but you look kind of likely you be working out and stuff you've been working at my abs you mean sure yeah have you been working - if you got one of them I have things you know like that those air like goes crunching yeah like a crunch machine well mostly I mostly I work on my latissimus dorsi I don't speak the French but you're gonna have to take me through it there the back muscle where you go I didn't yes and your back like wings come on yeah yeah you keep growing when you look at that so much of growing wings yeah I look like a liar gligar like like a Griffin about to pounce wow you scared the dorm he used to be so mild-mannered now you're like a roided-up gym rat now I've never worked out in my life never once I did it three times by Black Diamond wool governor rehab that was good time when you win when you were there though your voice already language workout a greater reason to refuse your doing I was a big fan huh you're so friendly with them you tell my family I realize I like that yeah yeah yeah I'm still do Howard show as well you do what Howard you know how it's never oh do you do heroin please do we do heroin mr. heroin tonight you don't do her I did it howard stern's good thinking you do I don't mean do you do Howard doesn't you know what I mean Dobby yeah yeah he's hard to do you know because he's a kill like Hypnotizer have you done the show I I did it once yeah I listened to the show - I'm a fan out there and I think a great man but when he finished you and also you're in our little clothes playing you don't realize people are listening and sometimes something quite revealing yeah what like you do heroin that kind of thing because that's going to make the website tomorrow I tell ya I've never done I've never done I've never done drugs I've always been you know what saved me from everything oh look it's Jeffrey yeah Geoff Pearson right now Genting all right let's see a man let's see the jazz hands yeah exactly he's very disappointed appliance have you ever bought an appliance you thought was going to be thrilling and it's actually disappointing oh yeah I brought a toaster yeah well that's very similar idea yeah fight the toasters more you suave oh yeah yeah he's admin oh yeah yeah yeah I'll do it again move your hand hey go you're going to get one of those yeah yeah you've got the comic timing of a young Fred Allen so he's got the comic timing of the young Sid James said James I love said Jane guy's hilarious yeah but no ever see carry on campaign yes of course I grew up in the news movement of course you're Canadian you'll have seen those lol ever did a lot of a bit they were like camped kind of a raunchy British comedies from the 50s and 60s what some people don't want fine like a lady would walk in with two melons yes God like Mike Myers did a bunch of that when he was doing the Austin Powers he was doing a lot of a you know melon and fruit relatability which I had seen in the carry-on but didn't you find the carry on films as a child very arousing yes yes when you see attractive women walking around with melons it's like walking around too crazy or striptease Dylan and and Adelaide hey listen we're completely out of time so let's do a awkward pause or mouth organ mobile you are you got a mouth organ I got one for you saying there sure you yeah can you play no I can't play but I can sing a Bob Dylan song all right do it right can you sing and are they organ in your make them to think say because that's a trick I've only seen done once before it was a few years ago in Australia wait wait very ready yeah yeah down straighter this side I had to save the home yeah oh oh you know you're going on it like you like you like you hate it Oh [Music] I don't think Morgan Freeman will have a snake up at his house oh really maybe already has one maybe you go give them one as a gift by one of his prey I want you to give me a snake I will give you a snake up young lady yeah [Music] dartie I said I give you a snake hoping you will receive one and you will enjoy it well you would anyway you would as well well what would you prefer I prefer to have both my arms and have a movie made about me but what's the movie going to be about some chick with two arms who cares about it'll be about some chick with a snake cup yeah but that's not the type of movie you want people to see or is it no I find it very difficult to talk to you did the shoulder no it's not the shoulder well the shoulders part but what's the other part all the other parts flashing a little bit no you're not flashing on me no how do you know I'm not because I know you but and you don't blush easy you do that with your Kenny

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Id: yzFVHCVUGak

Length: 10min 3sec (603 seconds)

Published: Sat May 20 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/InternalDelivery4557]

Omg! My two faves in da house! Thanks for sharing!

[u/National-Spite]

Most Norm fans seem to prefer Conan as far as Late Night hosts go, but Ferguson was always my favorite. His show was just so different and weird. Good weird. It's a shame Norm was on it only once

[u/garypinese69]

Norm looks like a Griffin about to pounce

[u/ChewySashimi]

James Corden replacing Craig, now Norm gone... The more I learn about this time thing the more I don't care for it.

[u/Due-Accident-5305]

Any true Norm fan knows the only part of his body he was working out was his hot ass

[u/Tom1252]

Who was that chick at the end? I'd like to Google her snake cup video.

[u/TreeUsual3641]

"Nah, he tweakin" haha just kidding, yes this was a great appearance, I hadn't seen it in a while, he really does make Norm laugh more than most.

[u/waddiewadkins]

Craig says "really!?" really a lot.

[u/mc1120]

The 2 rightful heirs to the Letterman throne...and neither one got nothing!!! The people who run these networks are far too stupid. They prefer their own little puppets in there propagating their agenda because it makes them money. Don't think for one minute these bastards behind the scenes care about humanity or justice. They're only trying to push a certain agenda that makes them more money. Talent and originality mean nothing to these people.