Craig Ferguson Laugh Attacks - Fresh New Compilation 2018 #2

the great thing about picking up you Swedes a bit like the IKEA furniture you look great but those are few pieces missing it's the horn of completely [Applause] you so much he looks so hairy much all right so what else nothing really you gotta be kidding it's Friday night you know I'll just chillax and get rid of that put two words together then make them in one more chill and relax chillax yeah it's fantastic yeah or you take some of a word off for instance whatever adorbs I can't think of another one bee bee peep peep what are you saying so I said alright alright I'm sorry let's go back baa there yeah calm down calm down vamoose that's what you call an Elk's as you can see it's a cross between an elk and a vagina oh I thought you meant it was an elk I know the J night could be that too because I'd like to see a cross of an L kind of vagina no now I'm sorry I'm not sure I can reverse what the plastic surgeon did to your stomach what are you talking about well it appears the last surgeon you had added huge layers of fat to your stomach that is so mean I know he should have his license taken away I was referring to what he said I know but if you have to explain the joke [Applause] it doesn't well I'll feel such a fool I'm here with my guest Robert Blake so Robert you're still claiming you didn't do it is that right oh come on Robert I mean seriously it's obvious you did it nothing like Larry Kate good evening I'm so sessile was Lee honk hey I am Dirk weeds former football star encouraged sex boat addict what we said Abbott booyah joining us tonight is Ewan McGregor actor philanthropist movie star UNICEF ambassador law blah blah just get on with it ee cares about your next project I do my next movie is the story of your life Dirk it's called field of whims all upset him all upset him when he gets to the scene in the movie where he has to recreate my infamous my infamous humbo go on throw my best yet given analogy was the homeless you had an orgy with hobos it was easy money does bosses ever buy Hey the great thing about picking up homeless people you can drop them off anywhere doing that I don't ever scared you you don't worry your toes it's so awkward what do you want to tell me I want to feel comfortable yeah come over here then my hands don't work but I got a lot of spirit I don't know I don't think that's appropriate yeah I know those young lady's parents I'm terribly sorry yeah me too actually ah it's a great day for America what a joy and I will now recreate great Bond movie scenes [Music] master bound weapon huh I'm turning it around go ahead again would you want to stroke the counter you stroke you can take the cat I don't want there you struck again alright then but I'm a different kind of owe you a different to your own trash alright okay you're trash James Bond yeah and you're and you are I'm Louisville you're bluffing yeah if you're going with that sure why but I'm Blofeld but I talk like I'm gonna share the twist that's the twist that the villain actually talks like this show Mr Bond yes lamp I'll tell me about here your cat show this is my kind mr. square mr. square in the chapter over again [Laughter] [Music] oh there's your [ __ ] TV right now Marcus says how come your phone as such an old-fashioned ringtone does it come on come on all right this is America George and I and Star Wars franchise [Music] you don't assume to see that with women and I walk into restrooms and the toilet seats are covered in urine where if you want to go to the bathroom in a public restroom you have to squat and this to me okay whoa I gotta watch it's gonna ever the karate bombs go you don't need any of that no when you've got Tom Selleck okay I'm good I'm good does it make that sometimes when Jeff drinks too much like that it makes them is he get kind of burps I can I harmonica sound it's weird [Music] I didn't mean to Kouyate oh man there are your feelings you know you're not a sentient being like me I can go around and feel them feelings you you're just you know near an outlet yeah I'm looking at him right now did you call me enough I wish I could do that do that again can you pixelate that yeah why don't you just pixel eat one finger and leave the other one to do its dirty work yeah there there's the rub you see there's the rub isn't there's the rub the name of a place you used to go to yes it is and what massage parlor would do is you'd hide one finger and you'd let the other one imagine you're Romney or something like that good yeah all right I first I have to tie my dorms to the top of my car which is what he did by the way he drove once that's true he drove ones that's true once he drove to Canada the car was full of people and he tied the dogs to the top of the car and how did the dogs get into Canada don't you need a passport for that or something I think he got him in he must have gotten them in they got I don't know how they got back that's the truth yeah laughing it's a true story I don't know if they got back did they ever get back the dogs maybe they blew off the top of the car okay the dogs were they how the hell do I know this is awesome never been better do you work out no no no I do not but perhaps you'd like to sometime with me what what is he sick why do you why you moving around so much Oh Adam Krieger just the Queen Mother hello the Queen Your Majesty the Queen please stop you mean you can see me yes I can see everything I'm all-knowing I am The Queen that's really good your lady magic sorry without your majesty I had a question from a viewer what a lozenge ooh is as you wouldn't understand your Scottish let's all right so what is your question my question was will you ever go on reddit what in the hell is the ribbit yeah I rather hoping you'd know I I believe it's a website where three p person boys [Music] my god hello nuclear disagreed I know your Majesty the Queen listen I'd like to report a robot skeleton saying Glasgow instead of Glasgow oh this is terribly you send a little throaty do you need a lozenge drew you are of racist oh you want air your majesty you are now an enemy of the Queen I declare it and I assure you it would be quite difficult but you know I'm not judging no I'm not you know I'm not trying to you know hate on your lifestyle or I'm just you know what are you making that noise [Music] despite you saying I'm trying to that to take it it's a it's a cross between Leno and Abby Jay Leno and Abby yeah Jay is a cross between Jay Leno and Abby you should set it up like this all right I'm gonna do an impression cuz all right okay well you set it up now okay this is Jim Craig will now do an impression of Jay Leno and Abby that's Jay Leno and [Applause] Ferguson now do is impression of Jay Leno and Abby once again jaemin and to be yeah how are you the Aryan I was just sitting down have a nice campus app I'll cover soon I campus app yeah yeah now you haven't any partners yeah a little parmesan on my campus app yep hey I'm oh you knew it suddenly I feel thirsty for some milk for some milk might have a stack and or a kale and then some make yourself now someone's tickling my downstairs [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] nice [Music] [Applause]

Channel: The Jayleno Fly

Views: 2,908,801

Rating: 4.8460388 out of 5

Keywords: クレイグと女の子の女性, クレイグ・ファーガソン, ロボットをゲオフ, craig ferguson, craig ferguson and the ladies, flirting masterclass, funny late night, best talkshow, funny talkshow, talkshow compilation, talkshow moments, flirt talkshow, geoff the robot, the jayleno fly, funny moments, super happy fun time hour with robot and old man, craig ferguson laugh attacks 2, craig ferguson laugh, craig ferguson funny moments, craig ferguson laugh 2018, gp & the ferg, craig ferguson geoff peterson

Id: 5KoryZ7A7KI

Length: 18min 12sec (1092 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 25 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/obeyyourbrain]

I quit watching late night altogether when he left. His chemistry with JRT (Geoff Peterson) was amazing, and I loved how he tried to buck the tired old format.

[u/koal82]

I miss that show. Even the horse and the robot and the funny flag censoring.

[u/laidlow]

Nobody flirted like Craig. I'm a 34 year old straight man and he used to regularly have me swooning.

[u/VanVelding]

Absolute legend.

[u/davidreiss666]

Craig Ferguson purposely never took any sides in the Late Night wars either. He didn't go after Jay or Conan, just ignored all that stuff. Jay Leno did his show toward the end and thanked him for staying out of all that crap.

[u/asp2_downhill]

I really liked his show. It was kind of different from the other late night shows.

[u/[deleted]]

Craig Ferguson is so under appreciated.

[u/s4g4n]

Oh how times have changed, Craig Ferguson's humor would not fly today. He'd be branded as a sexual predator sadly.

Here's a clip of Rashida Jones on Craig

[u/tamjansen]

The wheels on this guy are second to none. This video is just him laughing, which is fine, but take a look at the women that came on his show and so openly flirted with him- mind boggling stuff. If he wasn’t married he could swim in it. Anyone reading this: it’s worth diving in his YouTube rabbit hole to pick up on some of the ways he makes remarkably attractive women oogle over him