Sid ,The Cussing Bunny - Vol. 1 - All of 2010 In Chronological Order

[Music] hello everbody I know that Judd Apatow said some rude nullity but he didn't mean I'm a bunny that means I'm cute I would never say rude naughty things and any show that has a bunny on it shouldn't get fined by the FCC and anyone who complains about profanity on a show with a bunny on it is a member of al-qaeda [Laughter] [Music] Oh cute little button people often say to me you remind us of David Beckham I say [Applause] there's a popular myths that goes around that you know bunny rabbits whilst cute have no idea how to cuss let me assure you that this is an erroneous impression and actually we do know how to cuss I know you're going to say I actually do I'm psychic you dirty bastard you want me to show you my little bunny rabbit bottom my answer to you is do you know this true though with bunny rabbits we have got lovely little fluffy butter we do that's why people often mistake us for Danny DeVito Danny DeVito is a lovely fluffy meatloaf a lovely bottle he has which made it very difficult for him in the 1980s people used to like to snow cocaine off of other people's bottoms well that the problem was the cocaine would get lost in the hair [Laughter] going too far I'll go too far every time well the sage remembers is if you think of gone too far you long as you cuz if it's not as a sense of lady doing always do you know they've got rope or under show you know that says to me let's stop much do I have to go and you know go and do something I have to pose for a birthday card [Applause] everybody [Music] now I've come to apologize because on last night's show I said a few words which apparently are illegal no they were illegal cause I'm a just a poor little bunny right and I did know for example there were words that you weren't allowed to say Oh German words German words that are sort of slang for human copulation in other word I mean boy that word well I said it a lot and I got chased around by this [Music] [Applause] please don't you say I know you probably if they don't want you to know this but the FCC don't like bunnies I can tell you're short I was too but apparently the FCC hate people who swear even little buddies like me but don't worry because I thought it through I've decided that they can go [Applause] I just like to say that CBS in no way endorses the use of profanity or rude words at any point and in no way encourages how I can read this hello everybody I'm sorry I'm late I was having my ear pushed forward that's better hey wasn't this a great show I liked Evangeline Lilly you know when I watch the end of lost I thought what [Music] I mean I spent what five years watching this and this is what I get it's like the writers came around to my house and took a dump on me it was like at the end of The Sopranos you remember the end of The Sopranos it was in that restaurant and then he played don't stop believe me I mean it just went black and I was like what okay I like steaks a little bit I'm okay with Blue Oyster Cult what's that coming I go so here's my thing anyway I had a great time tonight and I know some people think they say to me they say my name to me which is a secret they say my name and then they say hey what we should you be around that shoka's never have a crocadilly alligator a type thing or not sure and he would eat you and I say he can pick it up that's right that's right right here oh because no people think because I'm cute I can't do to fess up that's been wrong yeah so are you looking at me mirthless nobody else here see that's what I'm like when I'm mad but I'm not mad I'm a cool hello don't you patronize me [ __ ] okay see you later have a nice weekend and let me tell you this be nice wait to each other and to yourself and to insects - yeah that's about it oh and one more thing my name is a secret Lala [Applause] hello everyone it's me hello people have been right into the show because I'm so nice where he can never say what's your name little bunny that causes all the time so what's that coming I go to cast because of cuz I'm killed well it's just all discrimination it's only ugly people around casting bunnies you know who else likes to cuss MAOIs you can't use a mouse too cuz it's already screeches Turner yeah that's why bunnies cuz too cuz it was like 'hey what's that come on I got lion-o Safi Allah French people Oh everywhere you go someone loved now you log you've got no skin on I'm skinning you with their eyes these like is like you it's like you're the first person that people see in a horror movie all the time I mean with the nice lookin girl is like walking around the kitchen old humming music to herself and wearing little toy costume oh yeah they know killer comes here Ezra's like be Tapani Oh Tootie fruits John so consequently anyone's going to tell you what my name was and here is he ready pop Nepal said yes Benaim said don't double and I weary out I people say me where's your accent from SID Oh - you know if London and now a lot people surprised because people won't expect me to come from a more rural environment no flattens the fairly urban conurbation and I appreciate your concern ma my family moved to North London from the country Oh years ago now anyway the up show is you know benign but I was [ __ ] of a bunny I like to cuss and I'd say picking up the hiatus [Applause] [Laughter] here's a riddle if a bunny rabbit applauds in the forest and nobody hears him does that mean he didn't upload yeah think about that when you're enjoying a marijuana cigarette hello everyone it's me said [Applause] [Music] I'm very excited because the World Cups coming up and David Beckham will be involved not much because he's injured all the time but he'll be there but I like David Beckham because he sounds exactly like me yeah I'll tell you what sharp misses oh no I tell you what they hate it when I'm on the show because the sensor and all the people who see me as same I cussed I think they don't like me because I'm a member of a club loves America called Americans and they're not I think that the FCC and the CBS executives are in some way connected to an organization based in Tora Bora and I want to spread any rumors but they won't allow me to curse anymore thank you [Music] thanks for your support but I have to get through the day without cussing spies it's what I do with my little bunny rabbit friends when we're out there read about Easter time we like to jump around hills and go Adama it's lovely [Applause] does that shock you do i shock you with my dirty little man or do you like you like it don't you that's because I'm adorable but untamable I'm sort of like a wild cuddly toy I'm like a stuffy from hell that's right [ __ ] we're side I can't really do that either I don't have any fingers I was trying to throw gang signs there but God do that many fingers I lost them in a cussing accident they will shut off by a member of the FCC take that you know he rabbit I said and as each finger was shot off by a member of the FCC that's right rebels are fingers as each one was shot off I would go ouch damn heck till they got to the last one and innocent ass what's the command ago [Applause] [Music] you know I was watching the show tonight Brett Bradley Whitford other massage there that little care to moustache I've got moustache please why nobody knows makes peace nobody knows the trouble walkout reserved my lovely mr. Irish prepared and looking lovely because it's mixed in with all my other bits of astonishment stand down is if I was to shave my entire body yeah by the way you know our Ferguson says oh he's hosting shark where you go sharks are so dangerous not that dangerous I'm not afraid of a shark shark comes here Mia rotate that Josie got syphilis I can say that because I'll even draw man like you don't know who it is [Applause] it's me sorry I just have to get my chair that I stand on [Applause] hello everyone it's me said I know what you're thinking said have you developed some so off condition we have to wear clothes well yes and now my eyesight is fine the condition I have developed is very poor very poor know people say you meet quick serve him up oh oh yeah you've come to the wrong place sure yeah yeah now coast spell autumn people say mate you can't cuss and be a wizard and when I was all right pass me [Applause] well here's his fake cousin rounding up this hairy poofy bargain florida bar can't go but come over to know why because of God died this weekend with yeah someone else who's a rabbit just grab don't be stupid - hey smell chicken in here so okay I can't go Larry poor wizardy world fingers we can't because I've got to take the kids I've got 450 of them so think about it being a rabbit you breed like a rabbit I'm sorry did I cuss there well sorry let me apologize I'm sorry sit out I know there's always usually a cat at the end of the show but well it's not really entirely true I killed it I'm not proud of it I just went nuts I know a lot of people like cats but obviously I'm not one of them I'm only kidding the cat's fine and by the way it's only a drawing of a cat whereas I'm real how do you feel now people that can't sleep but I just like apologize for smearing earlier I'd like to apologize my mother hello everyone oh sorry I'm a [ __ ] I'm just yeah no sorrow I'm a little bit shy sometimes when I meet strippers oh I'm like Oh put your clothes on but bah listen I used my big ears to listen to make sure they're taking their clothes off haha hey so I was watching two woke up today and there I'm listening them trumpets oh god I am trumpets another no Co Trump is the code Vuh Vuh vulvas or something he's having a cold so I'll just check I'll just go google it stay there come on come on who is Ella dare I say but why fufu zealous and I'm one of them strippers and I will pretend to be shy with a Lulu's gonna put your clothes out if any way emotional cop and faking are I ain't I'm trumpets or them proof of alias alias cuz you think they're loud but look at the size [Music] no he's loud to me anyway so what you got them trumpet [Music] I've just learned a new thing I can do oh no you didn't anyway hey shot it's on the track from my enjoyment of watching a goalless draw you wonder why Americans don't watch so go tell you why because no scores Americans like things where people school by football basketball The Sex in the City movie karai's enough look here's the main thing if you can't be nice [Music] how I've come to apologize I'd like to say sorry Chris what what's happened a self of why was up in here a couple of nights now was cussing you know is very no tape no one my ears Oh this hands a bit funnies we're well done that's better well I'd like a Viet apologize because of because hang on Ana and then I can stick in there with my ears but I'm sorry I did meet upset anyone who Rosie people who write in but remember if you're writing into a television station complaining about a rabbit because the rabbit swears on TV one o'clock in the morning it's not really about a rabbit easy kappa admit a story about me or cousin as you hike spire-like well sorry boy what my eyes don't know start by tags the minute that cop star arresting Eagles then then rappers who pay tax [Laughter] let me explain since you believe this eagles swept out take batteries away them so if the cop star arrested Eagles not American Eagle not-so-pleasant ones the a rabbit said well let's just go for a blanket policy and all birds of prey all right when they start interested then I'll feel it's time for bunnies to start paying tax and until then you'll never take me alive copper now there's a moment where I probably could have swear you have said a swear what no I didn't and I think we all sense saw a missed opportunity so anyway I just like to apologize CPS cares and say that cussing will be kept to a minimum from now on [Music] [Music] Oh [Music] yeah [Music] never you where did you take the flag away because if you're going to start cussing you probably don't want to have the flag in your heart it was a me do you celebrate the 4th of July said you don't like yeah of course I do because I'm American it wasn't snow in American accent say what I'm trying to say in this land of you know all sorts of diverse population different ethnic groups let's be honest species we don't all sound the same we don't all look the same without all castes but some of us do you know cousin but my point is that without this Jose weekend we can all come together and celebrate the FBI first differences and similarities look what the finger Max is all security for all Americans and we can all agree there are certain things that are just rubbish like well I'm trying to think of something everybody agrees or but there's nothing you say that's why I live in America because even if we disagree with each other without NATO procedure no you say but if you and if this is news to you and you're probably stealing this show off the internet in a foreign country vanellope will be waiting for me to cuss cause it's kind of my trademark you know like Justin Bieber's kind of gain look when you wield American flag around you don't necessarily after Cass on TV he's probably okay I do you know especially if you don't actually have your official immigration papers Daniel mentioning no rabbits me all right well ever happen safe often remember this that little noise I made remember that [Laughter] I like to issue a poor apology as many of you know I'm going through a very messy divorce at the moment and my future ex-wife to be has been taping our telephone calls apparently and what are two of them I lost my temper I've revealed myself to be some kind of psychotic racist during my DUI audiences in last year or maybe the year before many people said oh come on citizen really on toy or enter doesn't it isn't against Jewish people he was done he was just drunk and I watch this show now of course my true self has been revealed and I can only apologize for getting cold Oh Minnie That's not me that's Mel Gibson that's right no I love everyone I did hear that was great when they all pretended to be someone else and then I'll pretend you two always Mel Gibson Bono Mel Gibson's you know Roy cuz I'm not here to take that sometimes say wait a minute you're a cussing rapper to say get it that's a low side out of that he does need doctor he doesn't need yummy needs he's a kick in the balls of course that's just my opinion and not necessarily the opinion of his abs organizer of the CBS News writers [Music] [Applause] hello everyone I'm sorry I'm a bit shy people have had said to me quite often they say hey you sound a bit like English soccer sensation David I say what they say you sound English soccer sensation David Beckham do really well [Applause] [Music] please don't upload cussing or profane conversation tell me apparently CBS frowns on cussing rabbits that's why I'm not going to be and I'm sorry to have to tell you this I will not be on CSI Miami this year I've shut up cuz I wanted the dough of the new rabbit detective detective hoppy bad bird there was gonna be me David Caruso he's detective Ginger Snaps hello hello I'm detective Volpe bad bad that he goes oh and he takes his glasses off nifty go Zoe drag actor and I hope around orders [Music] to take to ginger I think there's been a murder he goes it was gonna be great Percy Mia's cut it out because they said that people didn't believe that her up it could be a detective but what really but you're believing David Caruso [Applause] then they said to me well look at our episode really you know that comfortable in the searing heat of a Miami summer they're like really and why skin Jinja men like David Caruso but they are comfortable in this earring by having summer this is clearly some car buyers there's some kind of rabbit ISM going on here anyway I'm sorry I've talked too long I think yeah I just checked it oh yeah so anyway the point is I'm really excited but you can't see that because the camera cuts off about here [Laughter] be very quiet everyone I'm very worried I've got a very very very very very very very awful terrible shooter we've got someone here from Canada yeah hello people say me Haley said you must have been the cat is over with your lovely white fur you probably you probably one of them always truckers I don't know a nice trucker but I know poem about what see what I did there are employed are always about to cuss which are boys anyway we've got some Canadians in in there very very sorry Canadians some Canadians are very cosmopolitan like Canadians from Toronto they're like ooh we're from Toronto fabulous oh we've got a really big building you can see we've got a cheese shop in a big building and we all have hats but then then you get your shy Canadians like ones from Edmonton there's so shy that when they go to clap they just actually just stand there and poo and here's the thing here sooner Buzzbee other things to interest you in the temperate southern zones for example the beach oh well let's bury anybody here's the thing I don't want you thinking I don't like Canadians because I do I love them once from Toronto and I like Canadians from Vancouver they're quite nice as well because they go whoever in Vancouver and allied Canadians from Calgary because they sound like they these are very nice and actually like most people from Edmonton Canadians were trying to do some single that one person a problem is he's here [Music] my my nemesis what's your name Andrew hi as I suspected of Scottish descent anyway so we'll probably make it up Froyo or somebody died [Applause] [Music] [Applause] did you ever say that Murphy watership down there was about rabbits boobs terribly sad it made the life of a rabbit you know we're all like rabbits for diet rabbits were going into rehab for alcoholism it's been a while since I've seen a film effect that's in it but here's the thing it's not the happy no rappy honestly all right it's quite bad well you say I'm quite aren't quite far down the food chain for food chain that's funny as funny you are down to food China well let me just explain rabbits as a species are pretty far down the future and we could be eaten by dogs cats took my Cobras advanced we could beat my bears Oh grabber anyway the thing is that's rapid as a species but me personally odd me that's right I'll tell you you tried eBay I'll do the tuxedo korean-style comfort no rappy yeah sorry I'm sorry I go pick carried away because I'm you know I'm passionate about my combs which is which is rabbit freedom and I'd like you look at your hearts and think well maybe we could do a little more for rabbits for example for example you know get them little guns we'll see how far down a food chain we all where the dog comes at me no God God thank you doo-doo-doo-doo hello everyone no were you faking how did you get here [Applause] yes anyway it's been a lovely shall we really had a lovely time I'd like to thank my guests David Hasselhoff Charo really I remember this everyone remember I did that alright tonight just before you go to sleep remember this [Music] [Applause] just shut up all right I had to get glasses I feel very shy but luckily only for reading that's this makes sense now listen ye underneath em for reading I don't read him a rubber we believe in the oral tradition telling stories and then we get involved in the oral tradition hi why a minute hence so many rabbits anyway I had to get these glasses I don't know why I just what I do I prefer eating anyway lot people have said to me well said you look a bit like Harry Potter like really you look a bit like pay videos [Music] now let's just look at the evidence as well Oh people say well you know if your glosses the girls don't make passes at rabbits that wear glasses I'm like is that true no well that's true except in the case of me because I believe in the oral tradition I believe in the oral tradition if you know anything about women so delay that's why I'm making it up he won now that's just construed of business of the dialer soon the Scottish conquer bloke will be out and he'll be the usual for a cheeky mocking oh yes oh look at oh great day for America yeah but you know you can't remember about him there he's it's all a lie number one he's not really Scottish actually he's really a rabbit who shaved his face [Music] I'd go contact lenses and the other thing to remember is that he he doesn't really cut in real life he he's not really a Picasso hi Ferguson he just cusses for TV reasons unlike me Oh laughs kasi like if go right have you clapped one more time come on I can't be clapping clap clap the price is right oh yeah sorry I probably noticed I can't clap and move my mouth inspector anyway I'm probably going on too long that's what we get time for this no shows not enjoy the information about the vacuum cleaner was a [Music] everyone I hope you're not frightened because it's Friday the 13th I sometimes get frightened because it's Friday my guru [Music] I think tomorrow is Friday the 13th oh come on rev up seat beside me die I get frightened because I say these films you know the films are cold fried in the third date they've got that scary person who's okay no Freddy Jason thing is named Freddy Freddy Krueger hey Nana thinking was our way a minister some food a dream demon of like oh yeah grab it from new flood come on Ned yeah you Friday Freddy Krueger destroy our city no I'm frightened to go to sleep I sure did I tried to appear more brave head boy actually but never feel afraid [Music] patronage it's the curse of our live ladies so you go before frog in me Friday because an actual frog cause I live near a pond over there I didn't know I could do this was my hope I can well look at me I'm auricular p-town James look at anyway so here's the day was Friday the 13th but try not to be afraid and remember everyone that you're safe as long as you're not awake Oh sleeping and if you are a teenager and you feel like going camping next to a lake where last year on this very night some other sexy teenagers were killed by a maniac in the woods probably wait till tomorrow hello everyone [Applause] I'm sorry - no be my usual jovial self asleep I've come here to give a PBS announcement PSA announcement oh sorry I made a mistake because I'm very high on drugs but it's alright because they're not my drugs I just found them in my purse which which makes them completely legal you see apparently you only possess something if you actually own it at least that's what some very high pride las vegas lawyers are trying to sell right now anyway here's the problem everyone hey oh I'm not very in a good mood because of the hurricane quoting you I'm a bit sad because of the hurricane because I don't know what to turn our again because I have never been in a hurricane oh of oh and when one comes are usually run into my little burrow [Music] but I don't have a burro now because I've got this job in television so I started living in a condo [Music] I have a condo in st. Augustine which is in Florida but that's not gonna be affected by the hurricane I don't think I don't know I'm very concerned anyway the upshot of all this is their CBS would like to announce that they really don't Hey but of course they do yes absolutely like they do yeah CBS cares of course [Music] and they were just like you to make sure you're safe and you know if you go down side and a hurricane please please please don't wear a hat [Music] [Applause] but I knew sorry my hi everybody I'm sorry my wave is a little unwavering I'd but I I'm not normally left-handed if you know what I'm saying hello everyone no they were you thinking well Craig we've watched the Discovery Channel and crocodilly owes it little rappers don't usually care low that's right that's right [Laughter] he's just kidding cuz he knows if he tried no we're friends we joy cuddling that should I Oh what I was on I just thought he's just get his voice back why to do everybody yeah there I am so here's the thing a lot of people were saying to the Scottish : guy hey we never see a to purpose at the same time that's right I know I and then I'll let you talk for a bit many people who work here are not trying Pappy cheese - yeah that's true and so the fact you get any puff is returned is it very cool I'm sorry we're so squished together but apparently this is the only way that we could be seen in low def television why do i if you are trying to get someone to have sex with you and they're trying to keep a distance you can say but baby they won't be able to see us in low tech television ah yeah anyway we've go cuz we've got popular culture yeah it's kind of where it's kind of difficult to switch between English Elio wax man and then some kind of strange crocodilia yeah say goodbye wavy goodbye wave [Applause] [Applause] calm down everyone I'm sorry to harsh your buzz sorry I've got some bad news well is what it is apparently the sapiens senses God touched with a Scottish Conan guides night and they're very upset an amount of cussing and penis related humour others I'm not kidding particularly I know I did me because I'm a rabbit who causes oh no allowed to cuss and Jeff Pierce in saliva do that thing where he goes you know he's there but the scurries guys not allowed to do it because they said when you do it's going it looks like a mastery they said oh he clearly doesn't have any genitalia so he couldn't burst I mean they said you cuss too much noise hello yeah and then he said yeah and then they said you tease it you said too much swear words and and we don't like swear words on TV estimate oh really I'm really looking forward to my dad says coming up anybody up show of auditions you can probably tell I like ya I'm gonna cuss [Applause] what did you learn on the show tonight [Applause] [Laughter] that cat thinks he's shy smile come Batman's I'm nervous about my head now the calves are bad that's impossible tonight's show was brought to you by Rapids disguised as humans deny everybody and remember this if you hear a creepy noise in the middle of the night it's probably nothing just go back to sleep [Music] [Applause] all right sorry sorry I got some fur in mouthful cause I've just had a haircut I think it makes me look younger I haven't really entire cuz I don't have air I've got fur oh boy you loved it as true very excited cause I watch the y5o on CBS last night for was really good except the portrayal of rabbits I noticed they didn't have much in the way of rabbits which seems a shame because Hawaii of course is famous for rappers [Laughter] this they've got rubbish and Hawaii and the rapid cottage I tell you fumes of rapid you would make a very sexy anyway and then I watched because of God DVR watch Dancing with the Stars and I faked that show yeah yeah that's why go ahead and clap but 15 million of Gorch did I think not sherry Pollux they go people with that situation what did he become a star this is just like an evening with some I never wanted that a guy my family's house all I'm saying is I have noticed in my life that I tend to not like what everyone else likes for example lots of people like Dancing with the Stars I don't lots of people like Justin Bieber I don't the good news is that when a show is on this late at night it doesn't really matter but let me just say this our day will come are they will come join me people who don't like where everyone else likes and will become the ones who get things made on TV for us like cussing with the rabbits now now watch that ha ha code [Music] today's bad for me because of course as you probably tell I'm a rapid hey I don't have sweat glands at least I don't think I do something good Wikipedia we're just gonna find out if I have sweat glands you know if I if I do then that's all right if I don't if I don't have sweat glands then I think I'm more paid myself well did you find out all right I'm sorry he's got ATT okay hey you might have to beat that as well yeah you can be bad but most repeats have no swag lads see bad something as well well thank you thank you fast and efficient value for money internet service provider the go for selfie trace all right for say do you you say anything against the sponsor they'll have your nuts on a plate [Music] anyway it's very home here tonight and I'm not used to that because I'm used her lovely countries but it's if only I had a team of comedy writers they could write me a selection of how how is it said jokes but unfortunately I'm just one rabbit one rabbit raging against machine [Applause] [Applause] every what I know what you thinking commode said it's always you why can't we have other puppets what by the French bagels our blood well here's the reason why I'm so popular here is because I'm very easy to light yeah and my sparkling personally oh yeah for a terrible week yeah hey when you do that I hate it I hate it when you go mom did I want well I want to do and I say humans I want to say they look so cute with their pink skin and the giant fat arses you say feels exactly i feel patronized because I'm cute like for example Valerie Bertinelli stay with me I tell you why because Valerie Bertinelli is very cute but you wouldn't walk up to Valerie Bertinelli go and why cuz she hear you oh yeah you didn't know yeah Valerie Bertinelli meant Oh [Music] she is she's like some kind of drunk ninja [Music] I used to date her and by day I mean I saw her once that's Dane as far as Hollywood chat sites go they look on them gossip sighs soon they say people have dated people to have a date double tall which is very disappointing sometimes yeah anyway it shows the usual tonight you know crap crap crap crap skeleton crap crap bit boring skeletal crap crap and then at the end you can relax and assurance certain knowledge that the evening will continue on CBS with ShamWow information [Applause] please your phony applause makes me paint you I'm kidding I'm very excited to be here in the show tonight why I hear you ask well I'll tell you because I'm a very big fan of Trace Adkins [Applause] there's nothing I love more than kick-ass country music I love me a big tall man in a black hat now some people think that because I'm a little buddy rapping I would like yeah big kick-ass man in a blanket like I do just as long as enough rabbit hunting I enjoy country music because it doesn't have subtext when you say too many songs did I have subtext I wore us that kind of thing they're not really a walrus it's a subtext but in a country so if someone sings I am The Walrus they are that's who makes country music right you know what you're gonna get around with allegory or metaphor and all them annoying things they're just sad stuff in song foam it's color like having a conversation with someone that you like except they've got guitar and a lot more money than you I'm kidding a very rich that's a joke I'm not very poor Oh poop CBS pay me eight vegetables don't blow their HP mr. bodacious I'm one shall form a union of other TV rabbits there's not that many of us yeah I think there's me and that's it I mean this is a cartoon rabbits but they're all we know not real real llama real rabbit some people think no no you're just a puppet I think your Pappy Oh [Music] [Applause] wait wait you can wave a shape Oh oh no you're thinking wait a minute who's that cute little bunny with the cute little bunny this is this is Bridget as am i Bridget um Bridger Bridget oh lordy - uh pardon me Bridget started working at the show and it's my job to be till the one that shows him around and shows him where everything is right Bridget yes where are you from Bridget from Utah have you ever worked with a rabbit before no no no no well let me tell you it's not easy hello can you tell me friend can you strike my ears oh that's nice that's lovely thanks but let me end you've coped thank you did you used to be a longshoreman no I've never worked in that industry industry before now they have a lot of food service really yep it's a lot of Thai food Thai this Thai food yes yeah you're the face I want to save it I got a Thai restaurant here is your toy food brought by Canada Bryan now why are you wearing that yes yeah I felt like dressing up for the show I want you to tell me something honestly not you is he looking at my ass do you like what you see Bridget so whatever you know take a break when we get back it'll be right I know what you're thinking you're thinking Wu said your ear is a really big tonight well yeah they all know tell you why because I'm excited if you know this but what when rappers are excited there is get very erect I'm sorry hey the moments gone see quiet don't applaud you wait sir I'm very excited because of the reason why I'm exercises because I'm a quick scientist in his or sexual why because it lesbian raw in the audience there's a dude [Applause] [Music] for some reason that kind of a piece of our note a night they know I'm so if checking it off they actually that some of them goes it lesbian wrong all lesbians they're just PI it's curious oh yeah it's awesome so what they do is that they come here all kind of you know from their own booted a dewdrop lives and they come here they said lesbian row and they become sexual you oh yeah and if you know anything about rabbits you know that rubbish people do say worry they don't they're like rabbits I don't like yeah is Roy there's one thing we rubbish like it's and we died there's not a lot of foreplay when you're a rabbit well you know we tied our hands we just go pose so she's gonna like lose a feel good right let's get going all right apparently having trouble with the section are already a better go and see if we have to [Applause] thank you I'm sorry I'm not hearing my usual capacity is a pundit I'm here tonight to issue an apology would be half of Greg Ferguson who is not here right now anyway he might do his shirt apology because last night we had to cut a big thing of the monologue because he said something very rude about one of the sponsors when he causes I mean you guys I [Applause] sometimes I do yeah you guys have been a minute you say something less than flattering about a product that may or may not be advertised on the seniors movie got hello Chapel in fact he might be here tonight don't be ridiculous he causes I mean you're in the studio DS look at him I mean if it was about pointless Oh I've ever heard in my life now he won't be here there's like blood target the action of this sad tale is if you are in a business and you want to advertise your products or the great Tiffany CBS network rest assured there you will be given lots of lovely treatment and we will fire people who don't say nice things about yours serious cares [Applause] [Music] I'm sorry I bosco I've got a message for Harry Potter [Applause] [Music] [Applause] excuse me does anybody seen an owl I don't know if you notice but I would like to attack wrap it up I look forward to your layers people who know that I still actually true I've got paper superfruit - no sorry everyone [Applause] much better [Music] [Applause] CB s dozen no way condone the head-butting of owls anyone who had butter now surely is a member of al-qaeda I'm sorry for Kroy but I'll really upset me possessed you spinning around spinning around it was like The Exorcist but actually frightening remember that movie The Exorcist that scared made you sorry I'm just I'm excited because Harry Potter up it's today another very potent you know why does a rhetorical question if you actually know I'm asking you who's those do you like Oh Tina won't go boy tell us mr. rabbit yeah I'm excited about Harry Potter should i why because go cuz I'm foes hey that's why that's why I'm a 14 year old rabbit which means in rapid ears I mean I'm frozen as human using rapper years I'm 300 I have to take a break when we get back [Music] [Applause] Oh [Music] so order everything give me Thanksgiving American holiday I'm know originally from America I know what you're thinking basse know every sykes give it I'll usually have people round to my house the night before and we celebrate boy dancing [Applause] [Applause] but that's my friend Secretariat he usually comes around and his wife business secretary we the thing is about horses and Rapids we like to eat the same things grass that's it merely grouse don't eat much else you know which is difficult when you go for dinner sometimes I got for dinner with a beautiful young actress sometimes they'll say things like let's have this steak and I want why of a vegetarian they're like oh you as a yep of Gopi [Laughter] look at the size of my ears that's a clue when you see a man with big ears that means he's called big Wang whatever you thinking man it was people get out a very old man of very big ears that's cause they got very big wings you're welcome Xena's hazards [Applause] [Music] [Music] I know people say me sometimes they go hey seed why so sad but it was a nice but very sad because Oprah's retiree [Music] and it really completely vanished I was like oh yeah that's right upload and laugh at my pain see the fingers I've grown up what you know pro a television cuz I'm only two which in rapid years makes me 50 free I rap its age very quickly you know why cause everything I'd all made everything eats rabbits [Music] there is no a sharp-toothed creature on this planet it doesn't look at me and things would that be nice that'd be no live summer that with a bad gravy what people look at you and they stop imagining you covered in gravy you know either a rabbit or a German prostitute or in my case punch [Music] George right well anyway the great news is that the show tonight is also about echidna see you [Applause]

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Id: 5CZUYJ2qyuo

Length: 91min 25sec (5485 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 02 2017