♪♪ <i> [cheering]</i> All right, kids,
I'm gonna go check on the tetherball courts. Play nice, or don't.
I don't care. <i> [audience laughter]</i> Okay, Miss Thomas! We promise
to play nice... when H-E-double-C-K
freezes over! <i> [audience laughter]</i> Please, Kaden,
have mercy. Did you just call me
by my given name? <i> [audience laughter]</i> Like I was some sort of
kindergartener? [protesting] Silence! I mean King Kaden. Apologies, my lord. Respect the square, Tanner,
or I will forbid double taps! No need for harsh decrees,
Your Grace. Now, serve the ball
to me. [laughs] You must think me mad. I only serve to one:
my faithful queen. [gasping] <i> [laughter]</i> <i> [crowd oohs]</i> <i> [audience laughter]</i> I gave you
my fruit snacks! <i> [audience laughter]</i> Yes, but Prince Jaden
gave me his GoGurt! [gasping] Looks like there's a hot
new royal couple in town! <i> [laughter]</i> Doesn't that make you
the queen? Still more powerful! You will not get away
with this betrayal! I swear by the recess gods
old and new-- Miss Thomas:<i>
Why do I</i> hear whining? Um, uh, Miss Thomas,
Jenny cheated! Nuh-uh! Kaden did! [talking over each other] Okay, okay. No one likes a sore loser. Get to the back
of the line, Kaden. But-- Come on! Snowflake kids
with no consequences. <i> [audience laughter]</i> Looky here, gents. It's our noble king! [laughs] Can you spare an Uncrustable
for an 'umble serf? We're not worthy! [laughing] Listen here,
you simpleton! You should beg for
my return to power. Beg? You had me banished
for tying my shoes! It took five minutes! It was hard! It was velcro! <i> [audience laughter]</i> But King Jenny
is quite amiable. She never gets out anyone. Yes, and when
no one gets out? Nobody gets in. Bingo. Blimey,
that means-- She's created
a playground class system that favors the rich, or in this case,
coordinated. <i> [laughter]</i> But this is recess! Class shouldn't
be allowed! If you want to take back
the kingdom, then let me take cutsies! You can take cutsies
all you want, but Bobby Jenkins
will never get out! His mind is
a steel trap! Num-nums, Bobby? Num-nums? [screams] No! <i> [cheering]</i> Bobby, Bobby. You want the
num-nums, Bobby? Num-nums? Yes. Okay, come on,
come on. Go get 'em, boy! Num-nums! [laughs confidently] Keeping my spot
warm for me, Jenny? Bring me his head, Tanner. Jenny has cooties! [screams] Tanner, you fool! What is wrong
with you? To think I almost
played tag with you! <i> [audience laughter]</i> Long live King Kaden! He is not your king! I am, and from now on,
I will only hit to Jaden, my faithful helpmeet. Helpmeet? I hear you call him
a different name behind the monkey bars. Please, there's nothing
she could possibly say that would-- A poopy pants! <i> [gasping]</i> What did you call me? A Poo. Py. Pants. <i> [audience laughter]</i> I cannot be betrayed. I see his mind,
his every intent-- My empire! He hit the line! That means
they're both out! No-- Long live King Kaden! [bell rings] [silence] The bell has rung with
an unoccupied king's square. Which means it's
automatically bestowed upon-- The last person in line! <i> [audience laughter]</i> <i> [audience cheering]</i> Bow before Bobby the Tyrant! The num-nums
will fuel my reign! The dawning of a new recess! <i> [audience cheering]</i> Hey, guys. Thank you so much
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