Kyle's Three Wishes

>>KYLE, COME QUICK I FOUND IT! I FOUND THE LAMP. >>WHERE IS IT? WHERE'S THE LAMP, DAD? IS IT OVER HERE? I'LL FIND IT. >>KYLE COME HERE, COME HERE BUDDY. >>I LIKE THESE COINS. >>COME HERE. COME HERE. YOU CAN STAND RIGHT HERE OKAY? >>I HAVE FOUR OF THESE COINS ALREADY. >>WE NEED TO GET THAT LAMP ALL RIGHT? BUT WE HAVE TO BE CAREFUL BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE BOOBY-TRAPPED. OKAY? SO LET'S JUST THINK THIS THROUGH, TAKE OUR TIME ALL RIGHT? NO KYLE, KYLE! KYLE! KYLE, GIVE ME THE LAMP. >>WHAT'S INSIDE IT? CAN I LICK IT? >>NO. KYLE! >>ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'M UP! WHAT DO YOU WANT? >>AT LAST, AFTER DECADES OF SEARCHING I'M FINALLY AT THE RECIPIENT OF THE GENIE'S ALL-POWERFUL WISHES. >>HA NO, I'M SORRY. THE KID RUBBED THE LAMP SO HE GETS THE WISHES. HEY. DUDE, THAT'S MY HOUSE. >>KYLE, KYLE... OKAY KYLE THIS, THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL LAMP OKAY? SO I WANT YOU TO WISH FOR-- >>I WISH FOR A LITTLE CAESAR'S CHEESE PIZZA. >>NO! >>ALL RIGHT, ONE PIZZA COMING UP! >>OH! >>YOU WANT SOME? >>YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST WISH FOR DOMINOS! >>I WISH FOR DOMINO'S-- >>NO! NO! NO! OKAY, KYLE, BUDDY. OKAY? LET'S USE OUR IMAGINATION OKAY? THIS TIME I WANT YOU TO WISH FOR SOMETHING BIG OKAY? >>LIKE AN XBOX? >>NO! LIKE A TRILLION DOLLARS OR A TIME MACHINE, OR OKAY BUDDY OR AN ALBUM SIGNED BY THE BEETLES. >>UH-HUH. >>OKAY, THAT'S HIS GOATEE, STOP. OKAY, WHAT DO YOU WISH FOR? >>I WISH FOR AN XBOX. >>NO! >>DONE. >>COOL, NOW I HAVE TWO XBOX'S. >>AH! >>DO YOU LIKE XBOX? >>KYLE, COME HERE. COME HERE. >>YOU SHOULD COME OVER TO PLAY SOMETIME. >>KYLE, NO. HE DOESN'T PLAY BLACK OPS. KYLE YOU JUST. KYLE! KYLE! I LOVE YOU OKAY? I LOVE YOU. BUT YOU GOT TO STAY FOCUSED MAN! OKAY? THIS TIME I WANT YOU TO SAY EXACTLY WHAT I--- WHAT ARE YOU? OKAY. >>I GOT A SCRATCH. >>OKAY KYLE. I WANT TO YOU TO WISH FOR EXACTLY WHAT DADDY TELLS YOU. OKAY? >>OKAY. >>OKAY, OKAY. NOW SINCE YOU'VE ALREADY TAKEN MY FIRST TWO WISHES, I'M GOING TO FORGO ENDLESS SUPPLY OF MONEY AND NO NEED THE EARTH AND I WANT YOU TO WISH FOR PEACE FOR ALL MANKIND? >>I WISH FOR-- >>KYLE? FOCUS BUDDY. YOU CAN DO THIS. OKAY, COME ON. WHAT DO YOU WISH FOR? >>I WISH-- >>--PEACE. >>--FOR PEACE? >>PEACE. >>PIECES? >>PEACE FOR ALL MANKIND! >>REESE'S PIECES? >>PEACE FOR ALL MANKIND. >>I WISH FOR REESE'S PIECES FOR ALL MANKIND. >>ABSOLUTELY. >>YOU'RE WELCOME EVERYONE. I'M ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS.

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Keywords: Studio C, BYUtv, BYU Television (TV Network), Aladdin, Genie in a bottle, genie, genie of the lamp, genie in a lamp, three wishes, wishes, humor, funny, comedy, college, college humor, key and peele, SNL, Saturday Night Live (TV Program), BYU, Matt Meese, Jason Gray, BYU`, DC, Divine Comedy

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Length: 3min 17sec (197 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 11 2013