The Knights of the Holy Grail

♪♪ >>BROTHER, IT IS THE YEAR 2016 AND WE HAVE NOW SPENT A THOUSAND YEARS ALONE IN THIS CAVE GUARDING THE HOLY GRAIL. THE TIME HAS COME TO SELECT ANOTHER KNIGHT TO TAKE OUR PLACE. >>BUT HOW WILL WE SELECT A KNIGHT WORTHY ENOUGH TO GUARD THE HOLY GRAIL, BROTHER? >>I HAVE SENT MESSAGES VIA PIGEON CARRIER TO EVERY KNIGHT IN THE LAND TO COME HERE AND DEMONSTRATE THEIR QUALITY. THE FIRST TWO KNIGHTS TO ARRIVE SHALL BE... [GASPS] EVEN THEIR VERY NAMES PAINT A PICTURE OF POWERFUL, HULKING, BATTLE-WORN MEN. THEY ARE- >>SIR ELTON JOHN-- >>AND SIR BONO. >>LET ME ASK YOU GENTS SOMETHING. ♪♪ CAN YOU FEEL ♪ ♪ THE LOVE TONIGHT-US? ♪♪ KNIGHT-US. SEE WHAT I DID THERE? >>YES. [LAUGHTER] OH MAN, IF THEY DON'T CHOOSE YOU SIR ELTON, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GUARD THE GRAIL WITH OR WITHOUT YOU. >>DON'T GO BREAKING MY HEART SIR BONO. >>[LAUGHTER] SORRY, I GUESS I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR. >>YES. >>STOP! THIS IS RIDICULOUS, YOU TWO! >>HEY! DON'T JUST SINGLE ME OUT! >>I DIDN'T! I SAID YOU TWO. >>THERE YOU GO AGAIN! >>WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE? >>SWEET CROCODILE ROCK. I'M TAKING THIS FOR MY FANCY THINGS ROOM. >>NO. >>HOW-- HOW DID YOU BOTH OBTAIN YOUR KNIGHTHOODS? DID YOU RESCUE A VILLAGE OR PREVENT A PLAGUE? >>BLIND A DRAGON WITH YOUR OUTFIT? >>HEAVENS NO. >>NO. THE QUEEN KNIGHTED US FOR OUR MUSIC. >>♪♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA. ♪♪ >>WELL UM, MUSIC HAS BEEN KNOWN TO INSPIRE MEN TO VICTORY IN BATTLE BEFORE. WHAT WERE THE NAMES OF YOUR FIERCESOME WAR BALLADS? >>CANDLE IN THE WIND. >>BEAUTIFUL DAY. >>TINY DANCER. >>GET OUT. >>GET OUT, WHO? >>YOU TWO! >>WHY JUST ME? >>BOTH OF YOU, OUT! >>IT APPEARS THE QUALIFICATIONS FOR KNIGHTHOOD HAVE CHANGED OVER THE CENTURIES BROTHER. >>FOR TRUTH, BUT WE MUSTN'T LOSE HEART. OUR NEXT CANDIDATE'S BOUNDLESS RICHES HAVE MADE HIM ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL MEN. >>HELLO. I'M BILL GATES. >>AND I'M DISAPPOINTED. >>WELL I WAS KNIGHTED FOR INVENTING THIS. >>THIS MUST BE MADE FROM THE STRONGEST ARMOR IN ALL THE LAND. IT'S SO LIGHT. >>YEAH. >>OH. >>GET OUT! YOUR ARMOR IS TERRIBLE. >>I'M SORRY. WE'RE NOT AS GOOD AS APPLE. >>NO WONDER YOUR ARMOR IS BAD! YOUR STANDARDS FOR STRENGTH IS SOFT FRUIT! OUT I SAY! MOVING ON... OH, THIS LOOKS PROMISING. OUR NEXT CANDIDATE WAS HONORARILY KNIGHTED FOR BEING THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. GEORGE H. BUSH. >>SORRY GUYS, YOU'LL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR "W". [LAUGHS] NOW, I KNOW THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE MORE QUALICATIONED, BUT I- I SAW AN OPPORTUNITY AND I TOOK ADVANTAGE. JUST LIKE WHEN I HEARD MCDONALDS WAS BRINGING BACK THE MCRIB. OH, AND UH, BY THE WAY, THE PIGEON YOU SENT WAS DELICIOSO. OH COOL! I'M THIRSTY! G-W NEEDS A DRINK. >>[GROANS] ENOUGH! ARE WE THE ONLY ACTUAL KNIGHTS LEFT IN ALL THE WORLD? >>WOULD SOMEONE WHO HAS SUCCESSFULLY LEAD AN EXPEDITION TO DESTROY ULTIMATE EVIL FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH QUALIFY? >>YOU MUST BE SIR IAN MCKELLEN. FINALLY, A WORTHY KNIGHT. >>I RECOGNIZE THIS GUY. >>OH GREAT. >>HE WAS IN A DOCUMENTARY CALLED "THE LORD OF THE RINGS". THIS MAN IS LEGIT-A-FIED. HE CAN LITERALLY BEND METAL WITH HIS MIND. OH WAIT. NO, NO, NO. HAH. THAT WAS A DIFFERENT DOCUMENTARY. >>NO. WE DO NOT NEED ANY WARLOCKS. >>INDEED, WE NEED HONORABLE KNIGHTS. >>♪♪ DID SOMEONE ♪ ♪ CALL FOR A KNIGHT? ♪♪ GLADYS KNIGHT AT YOUR SERVICE, YA'LL. >>ALL RIGHT. WHAT EXACTLY MAKES YOU QUALIFIED TO GUARD THE HOLY GRAIL? >>OH, I DON'T KNOW. THIS! WATCHA! >>FINALLY, SOMEONE CAME PREPARED! >>HIT IT BOYS! ♪♪MEONE CAME PREPARED! >>THANKS FOR WATCHING THAT VIDEO. MAKE SURE TO LEAVE A COMMENTIFICATION AND SHARIFY IT WITH YOUR FRIENDS. >>SORRY IT WAS A LITTLE HARD TO FIND THIS PLACE WHERE THE STREETS HAVE NO NAMES. [LAUGHS] >>I JUST HAD TO SAY GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROAD. >>I DON'T LISTEN TO MUSIC SO I DON'T GET THE REFERENCE. 01:04:47.851,00:00:00.000 [LAUGHS]

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Keywords: BYUtv, BYU tv, BYUtelevision, Studio C, StudioC, comedy, sketch comedy, funny, lol, laugh, snl, The Knights of the Holy Grail, indiana jones, the last crusade, junior, bono, u2, geroge w bush, president, elton john, gladys knight, sir ian mckellen, adam berg, whitney call, jason gray, stacey harkey, stephen meek, matt meese, james perry, jeremy warner

Id: l7fhRtgc6_M

Length: 4min 50sec (290 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 01 2017