Tom Segura AKA DJ Dad Mouth does morning TV

okay you know we are we welcome a guy like this one of the show welcome Ohio native comedian Tom Segura folks so okay before we get into this shout out to everybody all over the world doing a thing and stuff like that shout out to Danny axe xvl be you know saying got it so okay this guy I didn't want to know anything about him before he came on I thought there's a lot of mystery behind these sunglasses I started asking them to questions like you know what I'm just gonna stop so this is one big surprise coming up here so definitely first want to welcome you tell you I think you have the coolest style of any comedian that has come on the show we showed you appreciate you thank you very much this is your look normally that's how I roll yeah how coming from Ohio being from Cincinnati like where do you kind of get your inspiration I guess from your whoa um you know from the streets mostly um you know I travel a lot I'm a SoCal guy now I just picked it up from you know fights fighting people um you know beefing like I got this you know I don't know beef why are you had some beef with crazy locusts is it yeah it's funny you mentioned Lok's um so he's this rapper from San Jose cake that has been you know challenging me on YouTube one to fight and like physically fight yeah he wants to step in the ring and he's been working out like Target Walmart training and stuff and you know I just want him to know that I've been in Home Depot and staples and I've been throwing around like two by fours and I'm just ready to get down he's well you know I'm saying I want to know you feel me don't talk about you on saying that I'm ready to do this so whenever he wants to step in the ring we can get down alright well that's his challenge there we just put that on there so I want the whole world to know that just reach out to crazy look so we can we can do this whenever he wants to do it okay well I don't want to mess with you and you do this with other comedians dude you get into these uh I mean if they want to feel these hands yeah they shouldn't they can they can let me know and I'll let them know right back you know I try to keep it you know pretty easy most of time if I'm DJing or from you DJ as well yeah I'll be DJing this weekend here I'm going to tweet out the location for a pop-up show so me after the stand-up I'll be doing some some sex no good so you do it all oh yeah yeah yeah yeah what else do you do that I wear on gymnastics I do that um I mean I hear you laughing but I'm actually pretty damn good really yeah yeah yeah I mean I could do if I wanted to I could do six flips right here right now see ya Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam but we didn't have these cameras right here I would I would show you man and I don't want to pay that you land but ya betta cost to fix so gymnast as well gymnast I'm an animal trainer I trained dogs I can train I'm actually one of the few guys that can train cats too so a lot of people what's the coolest thing you've trained a cat to do uh probably answer a phone now like mr. jenks with the UH flushing the toilet do they know how to do that do I've trained a cat if he hope if he hears a phone ring yeah you hit the speakerphone guy I like this guy because he you can't tell what he's serious what he's joking is that was how much it that's what you're calling let me see your hand I'm we got a minute to mess up imma take okay well so what well that's me we still a minute to get some really cool things out there yeah solutely yeah absolutely you look you work with your wife very closely - yes how does that work cuz she's a comedian as well she's a person and she's a living human woman mm-hmm she allows me to touch her and she likes me so we have a good relationship I made a baby with her uh wonderful consensual everything was cool and we love him he's our son he's already training right now he's 15 weeks old I got him lifting I got him doing push-ups he's gonna be some you don't want to mess with for sure could be well he's gonna take after you then challenge all these uh-oh you rappers and comedians out there real points with this man Lok's if you want to step up and get get hit you know what to do man you meet me at the Home Depot on sixth Street downtown LA Monday at three o'clock and we can see what happens I'm sure he's watching too right now you guarantee you he's watching you know Tom Segura here well this is a very different look for you I must say I even know who that is so that guy is down at hilarities tonight through Saturday right that's right that's check him out that's a that's that's more like a character I do that's the old school yeah okay this is the new you how much does this thing weigh sorry can i okay good okay that's some heavy-duty stuff there it was $18,000 you're living the dream living the dream but thanks for being here thank you for having me she ate it I appreciate Cleveland shoutout to the greenhouse tavern good place huh spot awesome place to go all right go check about this weekend guys at hilarious til they come on new date Cleveland we are toasting to some warmer weather easy recipes for spring spritzers you might want to stick around and get a spring spritz I would love a spritzer all right what is that what's the spent drinks right over there you know nice drinks all right number time Oh

Channel: Tom Segura

Views: 956,428

Rating: 4.9407892 out of 5

Keywords: tom segura, cleveland, dj, dad mouth, crazie locs, san jose, beef, fights, boxing, mma, hip hop, battle, rap, dog training, netflix

Id: lN5VDBjJvdU

Length: 5min 26sec (326 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 11 2016