Am I A Fish?

♪♪ Put him over there by the fish tank. We've got to get back into surgery. Copy that. Alright Mr. Warner, you're going to sit here while the grogginess wears off and we'll come to get you in a little bit. Can you nod if you understand me? And that counts. [Snorts] What? [Mumbling] Where am I? What's going on? [Gregorian chant] Oh my gosh. I died and was reincarnated as a fish! NO! NO! NOOOO! I had so much to live for! So much potential! I haven't even caught all the Pokémon! I don't even know what kind of fish I am. I can't see my reflection. What if I'm one of those fish that forgets who they are after 10 seconds? Okay, I'm not one of those fish. But I still don't know how to be a fish. I guess, just keep swimming? [Snorts] Oh, breathing is exhausting. I'm so winded. [stomach growling] Oh, and hungry. I wonder what fish flakes taste like. [slurping sound] Tastes like Windex. [spitting] You look delicious. What am I doing? You have one botched surgery and become a fish and suddenly you're a Donner party of one? Unless... I must be a Beta fish. A great predator has awoken. But first, I must find my queen. Hello, my my. What a shiny dorsal fin you have. Why do you flee? I am no monster. Why do you all stare at me? Having a lark, are we? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? Well everyone knows the dangers of the Great White. But they neglect the treachery of the Great B on land it is the Alpha who rules, but in the sea it is I, the Beta who is king! You scoff now, but you will come to fear me. Every fin shall bow. When I say float, you will say, "How high?" And when I say breathe, you will say-- [silence] Okay Mr. Warner, we're ready for you to go now. You have not seen the last of me! Hide your fingerlings, for I shall return and eat every last one of you! And when I am finished feasting upon your flesh, I shall pick my teeth with your bones. [laughing hysterically] Hey guys, thanks for watching! And you know what you need in your life? A thousand CC's of Studio C! That's right, get all those closed captionings in. No, that's not what it means, I don't think. Get all those comedic contents in. Like, comment, and subscribe!

Channel: Studio C

Views: 1,628,209

Rating: 4.8569102 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, BYU tv, BYUtelevision, Studio C, StudioC, comedy, sketch comedy, funny, lol, laugh, snl, Recovery Room, disorientation, disoriented, hospital, drugs, recovering, out of it, fish, beta fish, cannibal, cannibalism, king fish, surgery, wisdom teeth, wisdom teeth removal, nurse, waiting room, wheelchair, jeremy warner, whitney call, natalie madsen, Am I A Fish?

Id: 6L-nhETPAfY

Length: 4min 30sec (270 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 25 2017

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[u/loonylovegood22]

One of my favorite sketches.