JEREMY: What does an annoying pepper do? It gets jalapeño (all up in your) face. ♫ ♫ ♫ STACEY: Oh my goodness. [Jason whimpers] JASON: Hey guys! Welcome to JK! Studios coming at you. We've all been writing intensively these last few weeks, and so what we decided to do is take all of our bad jokes, put them in this bowl, and do a bad joke team challenge. We've got two teams here. And there is a punishment involved - which I haven't told you guys about - but the losing person on the losing team will sing "How You Remind Me" by Nickelback [screams of laughter] at the mall, at the food court We will film them as they sing this song. This is happening! You wanna go first? MATT: Uh no. [changes mind] I do. JASON: Alright.
MATT: (whispers) I want this. [Clears throat] What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto (rubber toe). [Laughter. Jason scores a penalty point.] All right, all right, gotta get one out of your system. That's a mulligan. JAMES: What did Batman say to Robin, before they got in the car? "Robin, get in the car." ADAM: How very practical. [Buzzer] Have you ever watched the movie "Constipated"? It hasn't come out yet. [Natalie laughs, scores a penalty point.] NATALIE: Dagnabit! That is so funny. That was a really good one. Okay, here we go. STACEY: Sometimes, I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll. [Offscreen laughter] (whispers) That's how I do it. [Coughs] Sore throat? [Buzzer] Are you crying? MALLORY: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You search for fresh prints (prince). [Both laugh and get penalized.] NATALIE: That's a good one! WHITNEY: I didn't expect to laugh! I was like, you can't make a Will Smith joke funny. Oh no! [Jason takes a deep breath[ The shovel... [Starts laughing spontaneously, scores point] Ugh! The shovel was a groundbreaking invention. [Buzzer] It's not even that funny. What do you call a fat psychic? A "four-chin-teller" (fortune teller). [Laughter in the background] NATALIE: That got Stacey so good! How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? [Suddenly laughs, scores point.] Offscreen: You didn't even hear the punchline! JAMES: I'm so bad at this! A buck an ear (buccaneer). It's not even a funny joke. A buck an EAR! I want my- I want my- laugh back! What do you call Irish furniture? Paddy-o (Patio) furniture. [Buzzer] Okay. I have never felt more unfunny in my life. What kind of PC can sing really great? A Dell (Adele). [Buzzer] JEREMY: That wasn't very good. It's true, Adele sings great. Adele does sing great. [Laughs on the spot, scores point.] Ya already lost, boy. Alright, alright. I'm still getting you. [Offscreen laughter] I haven't read anything just yet. I'm gonna cry I got fired from my job at the bank today. [Laughter in the background] An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. [Laughs; gets penalized] I don't know why that one was like- It's just- It's so violent! I know! Oh my goodness. Of course you get fired from the bank for that! Why can't you trust trees? (deep voice) Because they're shady. [Buzzer] Okay! Okay! Okay... Want to hear a long joke? JOOOOOOOO... OOOOOOOO... OOOOOOOKE! [Mallory whimpers] Oh! Oh! What do you call a fake noodle? [Both laugh; get penalized] ADAM: It looks like Mal and Whit are going to be singing together now. Do you wanna know the answer? What the heck is a fake noodle? An im-pasta (impostor)! Just the fake noodle! It's like "I've been wanting to know that!" What do I call fake noodles? It's unfair to put the word "noodle" in anything. It's a funny word! BOTH: Noo-dle. I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro.... It's a total ripoff. OFFSCREEN: Ooh, he's close! Ooh! He's- [Indstinct] He's gonna break! What's happening? [Buzzer] To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket: You can hide but you can't run. [Laughs at his own joke] I had to go to a dark place. [Adam laughs, scores] The man was hit in the head with a can of Sprite. He's okay; it was a soft drink. That's good. Good to hear.
[Clears throat] Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish (selfish). [Buzzer] Why didn't the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space. [Buzzer] NATALIE: It went right back into the pot; that was pretty cool. That was the funniest thing that just happened. I think so. What are caterpillars afraid of? No... Oh no... OFFSCREEN: You're scoring points on your own. I know! "Dog-erpillars" [Laughs at his own joke] OFFSCREEN: Yes, Stacey. I think you survived that one. I-- STEPHEN: The tears. That was pain; that wasn't joy. That...hurt! How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presence (presents). [Buzzer] All right, then! Dang! :-) [Laughing] That doesn't count. No. This is a freebie. Okay... My gosh, she's- JASON: (taunting) Stay strong, Mal. [Laughing] What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! You bought a gummy bear, A GUMMY bear I had to, like, freeze my whole body. Gum- A gummy bear. Okay. [Clears throat] Why do cow-milking stools only have-- [Both laugh] Matt, if YOU make me laugh...! Why do cow milking stools only have three legs? 'Cuz the cow's got the udder (other). [Offscreen laughter] NATALIE: That's a great one! I can't. Whitney and I aren't allowed to play this game together! Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tear-able (terrible). [Matt laughs] Jason needs a tissue! That's victory snot! Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
[Jason laughs] yeEESS! [Offscreen clapping] Yes! JASON: Ugh! Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating? Because they have no body to go with! [Matt laughs, gets a point.] [Jason gets a point for laughing, too.] This is your captain speaking. And this is your cap-- AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING! [James snorts] NATALIE: Aw, c'mon, James! I'm sorry! Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice? I dunno. It said "concentrate." [Buzzer] What is it? What are my points? STACEY: James laughed twice, Adam laughed once. Yeah! Why don't anteaters get sick? Do you know? They eat ants. 'Cause they're full of ant-y-bodies (antibodies). [Buzzer] All those little ant bodies in the stomach? No, I got it. [Buzzer] I was going to tell a dubstep joke ...But I dropped it. Outside. I didn't bring it in. [Buzzer] I am so sorry about that. (whispers) Win the game. I forgive you. Why do you smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam. No. Yes. The traffic jams and jellies [Offscreen laughter] [One point for each] [Insanity breaks loose] He's gonna sing in the mall! You can't be- I don't wanna sing in the mall! -doing this extra content! I kno-ow! MALLORY: Mhmm, mhmm. [Whitney laughs] [More points] Okay [Laughing] [So many points] This sucks! I never- I never break on stage! How am I worse than Matt at this? How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? [So. Many. Points.] Dang it. Ten tickles! (Tentacles) It's stupid! MAL: What is the slipperiest country in the world? (whispers) Greece OFFSCREEN: They both gone! JASON: I think you two have to do a do-over. [Groans] We will be heading to the mall shortly to film these two ladies singing the uh, incomparable Nickelback. But make sure to subscribe to our channel, comment below and check us out on Patreon! Where we'll have extended and bonus footage. STACEY: Ooh... Of this very video. STACEY: Thanks for watching, guys! To the mall~ TO THE MALL! Here we go [Clears throat] ♫ Never made it as a wise man ♫ ♫ I couldn't cut it as a poor man ♫ ♫ stealing ♫ ♫ Tired of living like a blind man ♫ ♫ I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling ♫ ♫ and this is how ♫ ♫ you remind me ♫ ♫ This is how you remind me of what I really am ♫ ♫ It's not like you ♫ ♫ To say sorry ♫ ♫ I was waiting on a different story ♫ ♫ First time I'm mistaken ♫ ♫ For handing you a heart worth breaking ♫ ♫ and I've been wrong ♫ ♫ I've been down ♫ ♫ Into the bottom of every bottle ♫ ♫ These five words in my head ♫ ♫ Scream are we having fun yet? ♫ ♫ Yeah ♫ Yeah- ha ha ♫ Yeah ♫ ♫ No, no ♫ ♫ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♫ ♫ No, no ♫ [Clapping in the distance] We did; we nailed it. There were two people trying to have a meeting right near us and they had their laptop open But I could see them side glancing. Yeah. They- We were too good not to pay attention to. They were grateful
To no one's surprise, Jeremy is the best at this.
The one that got me laughing the most was "I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady asked me to check her balance...so I pushed her over!"
I'm still laughing at that.
Failed 4 min in, how'd everyone else do