Charles Boyle - The Ultimate Peraltiago Fan Girl | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

Boosh male small plates casual chic ambience no free soda refills jakey's coming on a date are you going on a date with Amy what's know why because you guys just kissed in my mission Charles we just kissed cuz we were undercover that's it yeah it didn't mean anything not that it's any of your business Boyle but the person that I'm taking on a date is a girl from the gym what why is this the first time I'm hearing about her or that you go to the gym Jake avoid the weights nobody wants you turning into another Terry look hey people like the way that I look sure they do big guy look I can't believe you're gonna take some Fitness floozy to bouche lingerie should be going with Amy right Amy uh whatever dawg date the flooze see it's never gonna happen Boyle okay because I find Amy repulsive and she finds me extremely handsome so stop pressuring us oh you sweet naive boy I haven't even begun to pressure you to I've already written my best man speech for your wedding [Music] so how is the restaurant such a normal time are you being weird Amy and I kissed what to keep our cover from being blown we didn't have a choice Charlie hey Charles it was just a kiss okay it was for work it was nothing yeah who cares about a kiss call me if you grab each other's asses he's pulling over what's going down you guys are so naive it's never nothing in high school I played Daddy Warbucks in Annie Becca murse played Annie we were supposed to hug onstage at first that seemed like nothing to if I opening night we were full-on making out as Daddy Warbucks in Annie mm-hmm the audience was not on board playwrights through the school guys guys it's not a handoff he's leaving a package okay you and Rosa follow Augustine right and you and Amy follow your hearts no we're gonna stay with the package and each other forever come on no no no no can we please just go to dinner oh no no no no this is not how you and Amy are supposed to end you're supposed to grow old and die holding each other as your cruise ships slowly takes on water what do want me to say we tried really hard we made rules we kept it light and breezy light and breezy Oh Clayton Breezies how you describe a linen pantsuit not a relationship you care about we were just being cautious cautious oh you guys started this with one foot out the door that's what doomed you not the universe actually makes a lot of sense I was agreeing with you I'm sorry I'm just so excited about all this all right so what do I do tell me easy you march over there you tell her how you feel and you're bringing a fancy bottle of lavender shampoo because shampooing a woman's head is the most erotic thing you could ever know no no shampoo that's the worst but I am gonna go over there I want to tell her how I feel yeah go get her No wait till starts raining now that's crazy go now okay okay I was home and I really want to talk to someone about us and dozerman and about hope being gone and then I realized that the only person I want to talk about that stuff with is you so screw just being colleagues and screw light and breezy great definitely guys we did it I really did it Oh Charles is here Rick died listen guys Jake and I were talking last night no chuckle art set the scene spooning or face-to-face Charles anyway we came up with a plan Jake is going to befriend the vulture so he lays off of us it's true I'm gonna bro down with him if everything goes according to plan we should be beer pong doubles partners by the end of the week no I'm just tired I didn't ask for part two never fear Amy for I have the solution to all of your problems highly potent liquid speed oh you're gonna love best of Devon we're cops read the room but I know you'll be excited because I busted Devon here with four vials of this which is a new drug called taxi you actually found some yep your CI was right it's popping up on the corners yeah my snitches are the best the key is to always send them a handwritten thank-you notes no so what do you say shall we take this partnership from the sheets to the streets Oh our first case is a couple why not hey guys I just discovered new truck - it's called your relationship and I'm lying on it try as I'm gonna need you to back off man Roger that her perps name is Carl obey my CI said he's selling counterfeit caviar out of a blue stall this place smells like a squid farted inside a whale's but yes that is the exact combo of smells nicely done hey next week is my six-month anniversary with Amy should I do something special you know what I like about our relationship Jake we don't talk about our love lives or our families or anything that's on our minds it's why you're my closest friend of the world yeah I know but I need help on this I asked Boyle and he was useless what a baby here Jake what are you waiting for no we're gonna buy it I mean do I look pregnant I mean I guess I can see it I think it's amazing Oh Jake and Amy and baby makes three I don't know if I believe in God but I have prayed for this that is psychotic look at whatever one chance so Charles and I really got into it on the plane and around Sunday number five I realized we should move in together you and Charles no you and me oh yes that makes so much more sense absolutely immediately let's do that I love you so much I love you so much too I love this so much so I guess Charles was listening to our conversation yeah yeah Boop I'm gonna get this hey I never really got a chance to say hi yeah hi oh my god everyone Jake and Amy are going to kiss for the first time in six months let those Nicolas sparks fly so everyone's just gonna watch us yes now get to it you lovebirds here we go come on how did you get there so fast Love Finds away so I know you're Jake's best friend let me say that did you get that on tape no no I didn't say that no you didn't get on tape it doesn't matter either way you screwed up big time anyway all I'm saying is I know you're Jake's best friend and you really want him to win this bed are you kidding that's the last thing I want Jake moving in with you is my dream come true your apartment is two blocks away from mine Jake will be able to pop by anytime imagine it he's had a tough day he's fighting with Amy you know how you let things escalate so just walks over to my place bottle of wine and hand oh just talk it out and then by the time that bottles finished you come to your senses and apologize maybe I don't want to win this bet I love these thermal goggles Amy listen to me very carefully if you and Jake are thinking of trying you are ovulating like crazy right now you take that helmet off before I knock it off what your basal temperature is off the charts this is a good thing the auditor will start by joining Peralta and Santiago on their gang stakeout because here and there his dream couple you need to calm down we're in a workplace I can't pick him up coz she's out of town with Ava and the sitter doesn't get to my house till 6:30 Jake and I can pick them up absolutely a couple of issues I don't have any car seats and my rear window is technically a shower curtain really why you know what doesn't matter just take my minivan you got it thanks guys I appreciate it [Music] why are you doing that with your face I'm smiling at mommy and daddy gross picking up the Cagney and Lacey one taste of practice parenting and you two will be so hot to have sex the kind of make babies walk away Charles okay but Deb be back in nine months how ridiculous is Charles so ridiculous maybe you should go talk to him about it you know go to his house yeah that's a good idea I'm gonna do that and while you're talking to him Jake and Amy can babysit your kids unless you're too busy making babies over there I don't trigger Berger now I'm gonna get out of us but also their little shoes are so cute there are like little circles I know and everything they hold looks so big because their hands are so tiny yeah and they have to hold a cup of water with both hands cuz they're so we talking about lucky for you Amy I'm an unlicensed doula I've delivered three of my cousins and one of my uncles long story oh oh wait Jake and me are getting married tonight titled my sex ain't was yeah I gotta look for that work what give it up Wow [Music] Wow you look beautiful thank you this dress is incredible Gina this would have been so crazy if you wore this to our wedding hey Amy I knew I ruined your veil but I made you a new one it's a shower curtain ah yep Terry bumble to task but we got your bouquet wow that's gorgeous thank you where did those come from at least you found a florist in the city that was still open and picked him up huh all right keep it in your pants okay here we go Jake Amy let's go downstairs it's wedding time so here it is I really hope you like it but if you don't I will kill myself Charles it looks amazing it's beautiful how can I ever repay you get pregnant use your body to give the world more Jade Jolie crap all right I'm gonna take Charles away from you now I will see you left you

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Id: jFSygtc836I

Length: 10min 5sec (605 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 15 2020