Jake and Charles: TRUE BROMANCE/ BROBACK MOUNTAIN | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

I'm not gonna let the nightshift win me and my main man boiler about us all the case isn't that right Charles oh you know we will we'll call ourselves the night boys kind of sounds like a male escort service to midnight men even worse the dark stallions looks like we're going with the night boys Boyle you go through security footage and see if you can see who brought in that box okay but I mean I thought since you were in charge maybe I can be your right-hand man your Tinker Bell Tinker Bell let me tell you something Tinker Bell Tinker Bell is a loyal lieutenant and a real thorn inside Captain Hook I find dunya my number two yes I made number two I hear it why would I ever say that I swear these perps are so stupid I'd make a better criminal than any of them yeah you would you'd be an evil mastermind and everyone would call you the handsome bandit Thank You Charles so how was a date with a floozy we are not leaving these seats in - give me some deets all right fine to start it off a bit rocky but it ended up being really fun did you kiss did you French boil I'm not gonna answer that and no one over the age of 12 says French that's a yes oh my god you had sex I could tell because you're glowing uh-huh Jake no one wants to hear about your sex life you just asked me repeatedly because I was rooting for you and Amy but now I can see her super-serious about this anonymous gym seductress get out ducking under police tape I miss this what do we got back windows broken two sets of sneaker prints alarm went off at 11:43 and security arrived at 11:46 perps are already gone okay I'm thinking classic us I'm thinking old times I'm thinking roleplay guys okay I'm Jacques Guillaume and you are unreal know we are cat burglars on vacation from France I love it although Inari went to an elite international school so he does not speak with an accent oh nice way to flesh out the characters thank you okay so I break the back window make my way over the jewelry case meanwhile you're standing lookout we're we in the front door smoking a cigarette check it ash okay so I am smoking ready then Oh Jacques roses own cigarettes a habit he picked up from a prostitute Marseilles but that is not all he picked up why do I your characters get STDs mr. living life all right so I go to the first case smash steal a bunch of watches move over to the second case smash bracelets but then we hear a sound and I go leave sometimes it's smooth DC and I know what that means because some Frenchmen ask you to repeat it in English just to be sure boolie sir here yes we gotta get out of here so we turn to leave you flick your cigarette using the cane he's in the cane this is awesome voila see what I thought on we didn't have an accent it comes out when he gets excited anyways I'm back to being a cop that's all I thought about for the last six months hurtful okay joke the cars picking me a name you up in two minutes you sure you're cool keeping tabs on my cases well I'm on the cruise you bet I hope you have a great time hey don't make any new best friends maybe you shouldn't go the plan is to lure them into the fun zone and ambush him any questions yes did you miss us quick follow-up did you ever look up at the moon and wonder if I was something at it too yes yo it so I know you're Jake's best friend and you say that did you get that on tape no no didn't say that no you didn't get it on tape it doesn't matter either way you screwed up big time anyway all I'm saying is I know you're Jake's best friend and you really want him to win this bed are you kidding that's the last thing I want Jake moving in with you is my dream come true your apartment is two blocks away from mine Jake will be able to pop by anytime imagine it he's had a tough day he's fighting with Amy you know you let things escalate so just walks over to my place bottle of wine and hand oh just talk it out and then by the time that bottle is finished you come to your senses and apologize maybe I don't want to win this bet oh you sweet naive boy I haven't even begun to pressure you to I've already written my best man speech for your wedding oh I'm gonna need you to get married on a farm a lot of my jokes rely on that my hutch my hunch my lovely KC hunch gone Jake sing with me that's not gonna happen I will literally never what you gonna do with all that hunch all that holds you inside your brain we're gonna solve this case solve this case right in your face we should probably leave this prison yep maybe so but it's what I invented when I was six because my mom was working so I had to make dinner for myself my sad story Trump's your insult Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Thank You Boyle remember that Jake his pants were too tight yeah yeah hey you know what else is too tight mmm I was working a case together again swerve oh yeah we say noice nots Wirt look I'm so sorry but I don't think there's room for a third person on this case Jake we should work it solo hang on now boy let's not be hasty I mean Stevie's been tracking those are off longer than we have and three heads are better than two he's a kraut everybody knows that well what about in the Lion King hmm when Jim owned and purr boy become friends with steamboat that's not the names it's Simba Timon and Pumbaa but I appreciate you trying it really is a perfect analogy all right I'm in see if it can work the case all right Charles Boyle welcome to the beatsie boys the drive-in in a car destination drug dealers bar that's the mic right over to Charles we forgot Charles but we can't turn back cuz we've gone too far oh we have to turn back though we can't leave them there's a good rhyme though I think it's a little off you know what's off your mouth why Jake let's your stupid tongue anywhere near him I'll never know nope I forgot the sugar that's on me sorry I'm late everyone but trust me it's worth it me and Jake are tip buds you know what I do see it it's mad it looks bad there is all hail the birthday boy Charles probably shouldn't have done that in a police station and not celebrate your birthday properly I'd rather get shot you do you boil it sounds pretty cool but Jake and I already talked about how we'd play this we had a pretty sweet combo about it remember I think we should do surveillance collect intel and build a case sure so we all got stories pal look we need information if we bust in there and oseroff doesn't have any drugs or whole operation is blown but I know this guy all right he never works out at one place for long I guarantee you he has drugs on him and if we don't get him now we never will well too bad for you because Jake agrees with me we're always on the same page yes tolya actually Charles I think Stevie's right you said Paige I know but he knows this case and I trust his gut but hey let's go catch a bad guy together right gear up police pals hey what is that there were a PT boys you didn't even tell him what are you doing here isn't it your day off yes stalker it is my day off but I'm here to meet Charles did you hear what he did last night drinka Jake hey what's up your tiny sleeve whoa why is there a bowtie in here wait a minute Jake Peralta will you be my best man yes yes yes Wow best man are you gonna set up shop in a strip club what kind of shop would I set up hand sanitizer I would sell hand sanitizer and no I was hoping that my bestman duties would be all whiskey and cigars but this is Charles were talking about so we've got two straight days of wedding planning plus he gave me this to prep fancy bread gum beans fancy groom and Danish according to Charles the Danes throw the most beautiful weddings in the world and the most violent funerals doubt this was the last ride after all but it's a big bust and at least we're going out in a blaze of glory yeah feels more like a blaze of crap you're gonna be fine you're gonna get a new partner his name's gonna be Heath or Ryan he's gonna know everything about die hard he's gonna be super cool jean jacket cool yeah yeah you can be right and hey you'll get a cool new partner too right he'll love fine dining and musical theater and hearing about every explicit detail of your sex life over and over and over just like you yeah yeah just like me yes you're right it's gonna be fine I'm gonna be totally fine without you I'm gonna check the distance on the warehouse they're building hasn't moved still 0.152 for climbers oh oh hey wait are you just holding up the binocular so I can't see you cry no yeah I didn't think so come to think of it I'm gonna double-check our building distance as well see anything nope you know you just love these binoculars so much and I want to put them down you know oh man this case is over I'm gonna miss these binoculars you do it's almost 8:30 we're gonna get into position okay thanks barb are you guys crying I'm sorry that our last case was in our best case ever now I don't say that every case with you is the best case ever no come on we still have a drug dealer to bust right you know what that means Bullitt tornado that's what I said both times okay you

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Length: 10min 2sec (602 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 07 2020