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Michael is there anything you need from me I'd like to go back to bed yeah Jo just get some rest to see you Monday unless you're still sick um all right we have a great long weekend I'll probably be just [Laughter] sleep you enjoyed that didn't you how old she I have kids and I'm going to get married not necessarily in that order and they're going to live here what I love you I love you Michael I love you too what are you even talking about I was just talking about I farted are you kidding me I did oh my God this is this is my place okay let's go back to one hello Michael how are you good how are you good to see oop sorry there okay well why don't we just step in what hey he'd enjoy it be fired I don't think he would tell him that I am far too valuable to [Laughter] you fire who I I what who was he saying I can't really make it out fired quiet you you know what those are grounds Michael look at me excuse me we try that again call you back no it's about my work situation and my living situation and how they coales into one another because I need a living situation in order to do my job what please [Laughter] please I'll make you proud I'll make you proud I see the sales department are down there they're in the engine room and they are shoveling coal into the furnace right I mean who saw the movie Titanic they were very important in the movie Titanic everyone in the engine room drowned okay I want to give you a nappy head because you're lesle well that's not your character oh my God I want my baby back I myy babyy baby chili baby back I want my baby back baby back baby back I want my baby back baby back baby back I want M Chili's baby back ribs chili Chili's baby back ribs no wait out the second one okay I want you all to be bons okay Bavon is a girl's name you you need to shut the up here's your headline Scranton Paper Company Dunder Mifflin apologizes to valued client some companies still know how business is done it's more like the whole article over the gums and through the lips look out stomach there we go I don't mean to be crass but get prepared to get wet because God wow there was no double meaning in that there wasn't you couldn't even get through it it's the most horrible thing I'm so sorry all right I'm the I'm the Candy Man Santa's come early sure Santa Santa would like to Bear Santa would like to buy you a pair of panties little girl girl Santa was like so gross when he came out for socer practice I I pinched him where did you pinch himar now naturally he hopes he can count on your discretion indubitably you man Jimbo last chance it's car poool s you want a car poool car pool yep little car pool together we're going separately several huh what will car pool together yeah I'm going seaming no [Laughter] carpool we a carpool together yeah I'll meet you there I am not a bad guy I am a good guy who runs over women with his car I'm sorry that was so good damn it I'm not a bad guy I a good guy who runs over women with his car I am not a bad guy I am a good guy who runs over women with his car why am I having such a hard time getting my message across I promise to give Authority back to you when this crisis is over do it say it hey turn your head over do it do it hey Michael uh I know I used to be a temper and now I'm your boss and I understand how that must be weird for you but you I'm really sorry I broke that was too good well I'd do the scene but BJ's not here here and resetting when I okay so we're all leaving for the hospital at 1 o' so free and free I can take three we're leaving for the hospital at 1 Freedom tree sorry let's just go through that part okay we're leaving for the hospital at 1 like a freedom tree I can Michael oh hey Toby could you close the door on your way up I guess what surround sound means is that right over here CH two speakers damn we have two speakers what honey oh Jesus this is terrible we'll never finish this episode um check this out folds the sorry oh my God okay Michael I might have someone for you here she's really sweet and nice you guys might actually get along is she hot that was such a bad day that was the worst take ever if you don't deal with things right away they only get worse it's called appeasement oh God that is so disgusting I haven't eaten cottage cheese in a long time do yeah could you write down the name of that Rehabilitation Clinic you mentioned wow yeah impressed that's what does that even say [Laughter] well hello everybody hello every oh man we're going to need a signal to bolt out of there the slightest sign of danger okay and that signal is lift your lips let me see no no no like this oh no oh dude I'm so sorry oh oh I'm so sorry dude okay this is des right I think I'm going to need some uh new pants hey oh you broke it you broke it [Laughter] oh oh man this bit will never work wow and this copier is working fine that's the original [Laughter] well could not have made a better noise so you know what things uh things I guess aren't aren't so bad after all okay [Laughter] you Phyllis we gave you one hell of a wedding shower it was a golden shower Phyllis we all gave you a golden we all came in this room for your wedding and gave you a we all came in here and gave you a golden shower well where's my golden sh what happened to four and three Michael it's okay 2 minutes is too soon 5 minutes and 2 minutes is a very big difference to hold it together right [Laughter] now I told you War minutes what happened to four and three because 2 minutes doesn't do us any good come here together okay yes Michael what is so urgent David guess who I'm dressed up sorry one more time you should have like I do I have the lines right in front of me I know I've painted them on the inside of my eyes Michael you don't have to do this I can do this what is wrong with me so I oh God you said you would laugh it's hard to live this way I don't know how you uh how you do it man you got to just just not care what people think about you at all good learn baby good learn I don't know how you do it man I I can't be so cold you Le baby you Le not good I don't know how you do it I don't know how you do it you can dream it you can live it buddy you're not even enjoying it it's not about the enjoyment it's about I'm sorry it's he not I can't really explain what I'm feeling but I like it I'm I'm good you guys good could that have been a more dance appropriate sort of hey out of curiosity do you have any other characters oh I'm working on Scranton Strangler um I'm going get what do you [Laughter] think oh I'm working on a new one Granton Strangler I'm going to kill you oh I'm working on the Scranton Strangler don't start laughing I'm working I'm working on a new one Scranton Strangler I'm kidding now you now you with the Laing this here is a raon test kit okay I'll be putting them everywhere and please don't throw these out this is a raon test kit please don't throw these out see them all over the office [Laughter] [Music] who is it who is it Michael hi you say hi he did he said hi I can sit on your lap now you can sit on my lap all you want because cuz I am a male Santa and that is something that Phyllis cannot do oh my God okay this is really comfortable okay tell me what you want little boy I don't know I didn't know you were going to ask me that what did you think was going to happen I didn't know no one's ever let me sit on their lap before hurry up just say some toys can can you give me some choices oh my God Kevin please copper squat here we go sorry s I'm glad what would you like for Christmas little Kevin I don't know I didn't know you were going to ask me that well what did you think was going to happen here sorry okay well you clearly don't care so why don't you just leave I would like to stay this pertains me I would like you to leave why don't you go outside and take a shot of insulin and have a nap okay why do you always assume I have diabetes you have a glass of apple juice and tell me that you don't have diabetes okay all right see just the noise you made when you stood up I could this guy doesn't just want to win you know he wants to bury you he wants to humiliate you and he wants to prove to the world wait how long is this going to take I'm like a quarter of the way through face okay you don't really toss the Dome try to destroy the old ways Gabe I will not let you do it [Laughter] Return to Sender clean up on L5 do you want your life to be better or worse or to stay the same get out of my way Danny look at me we don't recycle you don't why have I been separating trash into whites and colors we have three sex or or heavy petting closets one masturbation closet does anyone have a problem with that yes gay closet five that wasn't clet that's that that wasn't the problem three heavy petting closets one masturbation closet and one gay closet I absolutely I problem everybody happy with a glory hole what well just I heard about it somewhere holy fifth closet will have a glory hole what is happening do you smell like a weird warm cheese what is happening do you smell like a weird warm cheese okay oh man what is happening you like oh man you have a screw loose Dwight are you are you are quite a character I throw a corpse dressed like me off of the roof it hits the ground yep the head pops off this leads to me saying the line I lost my head when I fell in love with you that's a guarantee Paula Poundstone what about her how would that work I throw Paula Poundstone off the roof all right we got to get that what was Jen's butt like that was nice it was good what was a butth hole [Music] like Jesus I was wondering where that was going to hit what was Jen's butt like that's cute what was her but hole like

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Length: 20min 20sec (1220 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 20 2024