Can you bike down GTA's Mountain using ONLY your voice? (#POOB)

hey this is Doug Doug where we solve problems that no one has well the most fun things in GTA 5 is driving down the top of Mount chiliad since it requires this very precise driving not to just you know fall off a cliff blow up so I wondered could you drive down all of Mount chiliad using only voice commands just like before I used a voice program which turns my words into game commands so in this case we set OSHA to drive the car forward because it's very safe Reggie from Nintendo to turn right and leji from Lin Tendo to move left now the goal here is to drive from the very top of the mountain down into the ocean at the bottom without blowing up and I don't actually think this will be very hard so let's turn up the difficulty a bit by adding a five star police wanted level and also using a mod which causes hundreds of airplanes to crash all over the mountain this way we have to move at a fast pace the entire time we can't just take it slow and now we're all set to begin Osia at first we tried this challenge with a bus which is actually incredibly easy since the bus is so large that it can just sort of roll down the mountain without getting too hurt you do not have to be very precise here OSHA Reggie right goodbye [Music] yes yes no sir no sir almost almost there sir and with that bus is done next up is a normal car oh sure rhaggy Tuesday this is fine this is nice this is nice okay cars are a little bit harder this is going extremely well regular No now this did take a bit of experimentation but a smaller car like this is incredibly sturdy and could just sort of bounce down the hill and then slide smoothly into the ocean oh here we go this is looking promising it's like a little turtle you can't defend destroy it right her Reggie Reggie [Music] right hold on hold on wait Reggie why'd you don't go so yes it is definitely possible to drive down a mountain with voice commands but now it's time for the real part of this challenge driving down the mountain on a motorcycle you get knocked off motorcycles incredibly easily in this game so we're gonna have to be very precise here we're gonna have to play like some sort of motorcycle Jedi to dodge the cliffs and pull this off but I'm warmed up from the bus ready to play the best GTA 5 alive flight Osia easy-easy stomach legend it's embarrassing how easy this is this [Music] nevermind this is hard as [ __ ] the motorcycle is so light that it will easily pop way up into the air if you hit any small hill or rock and unlike a vehicle you die from almost every single jump on a motorcycle I don't even think a Jedi could do this well okay if we can't survive those cliffs on a motorcycle then maybe we just need to follow along that hiking trail that's crazy just crazy enough [Music] wedgies beautiful less beautiful this is fine this is fine [Music] this is mine this is not mine all right the hiking trail doesn't actually do much it's still just as dangerous if you go farther down the path but maybe we just need to take a different path down the mountain altogether Reggie Reggie regi so no the other paths are actually more dangerous this initial path is still safe as a lot of these sloping hills near the bottom not just huge drop-offs but maybe the problem here it's not the bike or the path maybe this is just a mental performance problem Master Yoda once said to the Jedi cowards are those who follow the dark side beating a challenge this precise requires losing cowardice and having total mental confidence Reggie [Music] you guys weren't confident enough we need more confidence confidence confidence confidence confidence gap I'm not accelerating anymore I really need confidence right now go go go confidence confidence maybe Master Yoda meant we should literally add a confidence command confidence to stop yeah I like that now we're a true Jedi confidence Bhaiji this is mine this is mine this is mine there were in great shape [Music] confidence [Music] [Applause] this challenge is insanely hard if you go fast down the mountain at all you'll just fly into the air and then almost always die from gravity but if you take it extremely slow all of those planes I added will just kill you so we need a way to keep moving fast but not automatically die from any jump and I think it's time we remember Master Yoda's advice if no mistake have you made yet losing you are a different game you should play we have to tweak the rules of the game itself to make this challenge work so after some debate we decided to add a jump command to the motorcycle this allows us to jump the bike upwards kind of like using the force and we can use this midair to slow our downward momentum and it means we can actually survive some of those huge jumps in the air and now all we need is a name for this new jump command okay what do we need a word for jump they already used to ask a previous one Falcon by going narf poop poop what what is the word poop from okay there's a lot of enthusiasm for poop but for whatever reason why poo but what am I missing here I did not know what poop meant but according to Google poop is actually a one-time character from an episode of the obscure 1986 Star Wars cartoon show Ewoks I guess we thirst for poop you think they have poop on YouTube or Bill's Hut of horrors okay we can find poop oh here's the just incredible let's see that one more time [Music] I'm adding a command called food pub just incredible incredible and now poo was spray [Music] [Music] oops feeling good [ __ ] on good boob is already helping a ton now we don't instantly die off of cliffs but it worked even better if we have a command that jumps multiple times in a row so let's add a new command that will string multiple jumps together boob hole is five jumps I guess we could try that add a command called pole [Music] [Applause] oh no I provoked too early I'm out of food I have no more boobs if we land this so we win this one's for you poop do you say blue I did not say plebe or are you talking about horville from Horrible's hut of horrors from he walks the 1985 TV show no it's pretty clearly poo but there's no L there quick sidenote here at one point somebody in the chat said that he's not actually saying boob he's saying bloob all jokes aside it is clearly poop anyways new holt [Music] let's watch my other video maybe boob and Plumer different key you did not see plume he later says poo you can hear the the P sound there's no L that sounds like P that's P a little off-track here let's let's go do this TT a challenge [Music] regi no it's blue from listening closely but the wikipedia page says boob it's in the the Wikipedia article was a monster and played a horrible side of [ __ ] Wade says you guys you guys did this yeah go change the [ __ ] way could be it's said poop poop deserve better than this boob was having a perfectly good day before we came in here [ __ ] his [ __ ] up messing up boobs legacy it's so clearly poop Orville's huh divorce ok pauldini is the writer okay he wrote Norville's huh divorce okay even though he's clearly saying prove this argument had literally been going on for hours and we knew that the only way to truly and definitively know whether this character is named boob or boob was to ask the man who actually wrote that episode of Star Wars Ewoks in 1986 Paul Dini legendary television writer this is definitely the guys legit so we asked Paul Dini on Twitter to confirm it's actually poop and now in the meantime let's please get back to this challenge this guy is gonna be so confused he's gonna be like wow our people really arguing about this is this actually a big deal to people maybe I should check the comments of the YouTube video and then he's gonna come in here and everybody's just [ __ ] arguing about poof Reggie [Applause] new hope we hope not to have an I said more the air coming from his pee it's creating sub sibilants that makes it sound like there's another letter there but there isn't it's definitely poop dude I think you guys are hearing him going and then the mic quality is bad so it's spikes upper and sounds like an Al bass clearly [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] oh sure regi [Music] but then the unthinkable happened we checked Twitter and pauldini legendary television writer had replied to our tweet he didn't ask why we wanted to know he didn't give any extra information he just said one orbitty Plue after literally three hours of non-stop arguing the writer of Star Wars Ewoks confirmed the horrible truth it's ploop in one tweet Paul Dini had executed order 66 and murdered the noble poop Jedi who had maintained this Wikipedia for years the poop Wikipedia page was updated to plume and us loyal Buddhists were scattered to the wind all because Darth Dini had won or had he sure Paul Dini says it's blue but nobody can deny that the community and Wikipedia page thought it was poop up until this point and the English language isn't defined by one person it's defined by how the community uses the language if we look at Merriam Webster's rules for how a word is added into the dictionary they clearly state the answer is simple usage and they reject a word if its citations all come from a single source COFF COFF Paul Dini in fact the entire study of descriptive linguistics defines language by how it's used without the bias of preconceived ideas and how it ought to be all Daini if the people used whom from the last 39 years and usage determines language then shouldn't the people have the final say on which word is correct yes they should so I did the only thing I could I organized a full public trial on twitch with over 500 witnesses and selected nine random jury members from the public who will evaluate the evidence presented and objectively determined once and for all is it boob or blue boob Court is now in session the boob legal team will present their evidence evidence number one lower pitch of boob versus higher pitch of food and floral masking occurs when a sudden stimulus sound makes inaudible other centers which are descriptive linguistics blue as preclude revolution example of audio / ride doli my proposal is that the original sound is boob but with an elf Sanofi label sound during Orville's blood curling was delayed to be in between B and O thus creating and Elsa bus Americans don't like British use their T so he changed it to better suit bus oh yeah and we beat that voice command challenges oh sure oh sure oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god great job nobody cares anyways now the blue lawyers presented their case proper nouns such as name could not be changed by his be uses of another now the misspelling of C may be considered by a Sabra a litigious plaintiff who brought this case to court Douglas relock the director he watches to climb the car move which is a pube covered in poo both teams of lawyers have presented their arguments and now it was all up to the nine jury members to decide a simple majority vote from the public to end this once and for all five votes will determine the future of the English language our first juror Sierra s11 one vote for clue Vic gaming 204 bloom creep lotion what is your verdict it is gloom doom mustard what is refered lose well we've been down before that's not going to stop us so now I ask you a lonely boy the final jury member one more vote for bloom and it's over what is your verdict [Music] in a shocking unanimous decision all 9 jury members voted bloob so officially in the 1986 episode of Star Wars Ewoks the character's name is plume [Music] I may not like the decision I may still believe it's poo but goddamnit I love democracy and at least the people were the ones to make the decision not just one man and now my fellow poop loyalists and I will take our leave and admit defeat at least until my White House petition to legally change the name to prove its 100,000 signatures you may have won this round Paul Dini but I'll be back in episode 2 of the pool 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Length: 17min 31sec (1051 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 17 2020