Can Twitch Chat beat ONE LEVEL of Peggle?

peggle is a cruel and bloodthirsty god for thousands of years peggle has terrorized the poor citizens of twitch chat and demands blood sacrifices to feed its insatiable appetite but one day twitch chat vowed to take peggle down to defeat each of its 10 evil champions and restore peace and slowly twitch chat started to win my god one ball oh my god my god that was really important oh my god oh what the [ __ ] that is oh oh my god until finally only one peggle champion remained it's time to defeat the final peggle champion it's time to defeat the lobster [Music] that's right it's time peg all ends today you've beaten nine of the ten champions what the [ __ ] lobster has eluded us that day is today and that day is now now is the time yesterday is too late tomorrow's too long right now unless you die and you don't i mean you get you have five chances so unless you don't but anyway uh five ch uh five chances to beat pago otherwise we'll do it tomorrow instead now if you haven't played the children's pachinko game peggle before then listen up all you do is aim the little cannon at the top of the screen and then you shoot out a ball that bounces around the board your goal is to hit every orange peg on the board before you run out of balls and you can get a free ball if you land it in the bucket down there at the bottom get that hot water ready cause we're boiling this lobster oh [ __ ] yeah all twitch jet has to do is type commands like up down left or right to move the mouse and then typing shoot will give a 1 in 80 chance of firing the ball it sounds easy but this isn't a game for children it's a game for mature adults like me and claude the lobster is by far the hardest peggle champion yet and we'll have to play the best [ __ ] peggle of our lives [Music] all right is everybody ready does everybody know what's going on yes but no perfect that's the attitude i like in this office confidence enthusiasm volume without really knowing why we're being this loud or what we're even directing our energy at that's what this stream is about let's take down this [ __ ] lobster good luck for anybody who has not played peggle all you have to do is hit the orange pegs you have to hit the orange pegs that's it if you hit all of the orange pegs you will win you have to move the mouse around the screen and aim it at those orange pegs and then shoot a little ball it's how pinball pachinko was meant to be played [Music] okay something going wrong with the flippers you're still doing pretty good to be honest i mean this is this is going quite well oh my god i thought you're gonna get another bounce there that was insane seven balls left you're doing pretty well if you can knock out the top ones i think you're actually in good shape oh hold on code is off real fast code is off code is off this first attempt is actually going pretty well so if we're gonna boil this lobster we need a victory picture so i added a screenshot command to let twitch chat take pictures on my computer i have not moved the mouse you are now go the the screenshot is going over the gameplay if you pull this off on your very first try be sure to take a picture it makes sense to try to knock out these top ones because then you have a high chance of it bouncing down below okay another screenshot picks up one at the bottom trying to knock out that type top right one is huge oh get that green okay still though that was one of the hard ones three balls left you can do this oh that's rough you missed completely you lost the 50 50 get the green okay one ball left it is doable it's not likely but it is doable come on look at his stupid little eyeballs he's mocking you you gotta move slightly okay there you go mouse is okay okay okay uh okay okay damn twitch chat ran out of balls and got pegged by claude the lobster but the waters just warming up claude now it's time to play the best [ __ ] peggle of our lives [Music] [Music] craziest out with a fight light a fire in his ass chat difference between winning and losing is most often not quitting peggle bouncing bouncing bounce in [ __ ] this is what you can do if you play the best goddamn pedal in your lives get a crazy shot like this [ __ ] shot of your life right now [ __ ] claude today chet cooks your ass once again if you have not played pickle hit all of the orange pegs that's it this is a good layout too [Music] oh oh get that get that get that get that okay and you got a victory uh screenshot i just i appreciate that all the sideline wartime journalists are ready camera's at the weight uh okay that's not great but it clears out that right hole oh oh okay that was sick [Music] okay still nine balls still my balls okay okay iffy but you still you still knock one out now's not the time for jokes [Music] it's not the time to act like children this is serious this is adults playing a children's pachinko game six balls left this is still going well because a lot of the remaining balls are clustered together meaning there with a few perfect shots oh yes off the claw yeah okay oh okay free ball free ball from points good [ __ ] good [ __ ] a lot of these you can knock out you've got what nine [Music] oh get there [ __ ] excellent all right it's 100 doable whoa okay that's the kind of shot we need two extra balls from points holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] okay five balls four pegs that's the kind of [ __ ] we need to be claude that oh get the [ __ ] ball [ __ ] it okay okay okay still five balls 50 50 okay you get it back if you totally miss you get a 50 50 to get the ball back so you you landed the 50 50. look 18 people have died 30 years we've been [Music] fighting there are four balls left there are three pegs left [ __ ] three balls three pegs line up the shot carefully take your time pretty much have to nail each one of these the odds of them bouncing into each other really low now yes right there right there right there you [ __ ] got it claude you son of a [ __ ] he can feel the water boiling right now temperatures rising clawed k shoot shoot the ball take the shot chad you're killing me yeah that's really warming it up really taking this time to line this foot up you're sensing the wind in the air getting every possible variable calculated until eventually right now you're ready take the [ __ ] shot move left yes yes yes holy [ __ ] landed there three ball okay three balls two pegs this is it this has to be it yeah go for the right one good to see you jerry oh my god oh my god oh holy [ __ ] okay okay oh you know of course dramatically off course you swing the golf club off the green entirely but it bounces off of a tree awful bucket and into the peg one peg left three balls it all comes down to this 30 years okay that's fine three ball back three chances how fitting it would come down to one precision shot you've won four 50 50s in a row fate's on our side the water is boiling oh [ __ ] okay free ball three balls oh my god you've literally played dozens of levels of peggle do it now let every ounce of practice lead up to this shot how have you won every 50 50 right here right here take the shot okay two balls okay two balls hey free ball you've won everything yes oh my god you took the shots oh my god you could not have made that any more stressful you shot all the balls it's so goddamn long and we beat claude we beat a children's pacheco game we're immortal it took three full days but peggle is [ __ ] dead and now twitch chat will never have to play a children's pachinko game again that is until pop cap secretly released peggle extreme with the characters reincarnated as zombie unicorns [ __ ]

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Length: 11min 59sec (719 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 26 2021