Can you bike to the top of GTA 5, with ONLY your voice?

hello and welcome to Doug Doug's brand-new exercise program today we're gonna show you an incredible new way to lose weight by biking to the very top of Mount chiliad using only your voice now you're gonna start with your bike at the bottom down here and ride it up this narrow mountain path way up until you hit the observation deck at the very top without dying now to do this you're gonna set up voice commands so that when you say a specific word it will move your bike in a specific way in our case saying Mountain Dew is gonna ride the bike forward and carbs will slow us down and don't worry Mountain Dew is Quito next you're gonna need commands for moving left and right blue Coase acid north reiigious Doritos we chose Doritos to move right this is left directed our left toes and door left O's to move left and you can pick whatever commands you want here but make sure they're low-carb this will help reduce your cholesterol and blood sugar next it's time to pick our bike now obviously a normal bicycle is way too slow for a mountain this would take forever and exercising is about speed so instead we're gonna be using this Quito motorcycle it's made entirely out of grass fed avocados and it'll burn calories a lot faster and lastly to keep you motivated we here at Doug Doug paid for hundreds of real airplanes to crash violently into the mountain around you this way you always feel motivated to keep moving forward because otherwise you'll die and now let's get you into the best shape of your life mountain Dew they're left OHS Doritos Doritos [Music] Doritos Oh not as good oh okay okay this is fine inter letõs door left goes it's done way too much Doritos all right we've burned a few calories but the Doritos command is way too long so you'll need shorter versions of moving left and right we added door slight OHS for a slight right and door righties for a hard right and then this is door lefties this is uh so far removed from the word Doritos and now you're all warmed up and you're ready to get into the best shape of your life mountain dew door let those carbs [Music] variety's cars [Music] door what door i toes door slide OHS force left OHS cards for sluff toes excuse me excuse a horse left toes first left toes doors left toes this is fine this is fine this was gonna take some practice what carbs no goddamn it stop carbs carbs I said course this is fine door Lefty's Doritos okay tomatoes no no no Doritos no no no Doritos Doritos oh my god cards drawer lefties four lefties door lefties goddamn it I told you he's after two hours of brutal exercise you'll have made it here now door lefties is a huge help but making it around the really sharp turns is a big problem especially because carbs slows you down so much please no no so you need to add a shorter version of the carbs command so what if we add a shorter version of carbs all right we're naming it crabs in our case we called it crabs and don't worry crabs are kedo our crabs kedo most crabs contain no carbs we now have crabs in our back pocket let's can do this thing Mountain Dew [Music] crabs door left OHS crabs carbs varieties door slightest no no no door door slight OHS crabs - right OHS Doritos good crabs no no cart carbs Oh or we just go straight up everybody dude we're actually kind of close guys carbs door door left O's door left O's no no that was right kurz carbs carbs crabs was a massive success you've now made it all the way here we were so goddamn close that time I don't understand but unfortunately there's a fork in the path here and on the left side is this impassable wall and then the right side runs perilously along the cliff so you have to carefully navigate along that right path crabs door lefties crabs now this is where things get tough but the key about exercising is persistence when you start sweating hard and breathing heavy and breaking bones and rupturing organs you're gonna think about quitting but that's what separates the best toward lefties no other exercise programs are gonna tell you to rest or to focus on safety here at Doug Doug we only care about results you're gonna hit that mountain again and again and again until you can feel your cholesterol and blood sugar wait hold on so I'm doing research on a keto diet but I'm confused about the terminology does keto reduce your blood sugar or but sugar but sugar yeah why it's not on a website I wasn't sure is it part of keto okay diet is a high fat low carb diet so your blood sugar drops and your insulin levels drop blood sugar or blood sugar what is what do you mean by button sugar I just choked I read it have you been drinking until finally you make it past that fork in the road door left O's Krabs door left O's cards door left O's door left O's Krabs finally for Rados crabs carts oh my god no no no no no no I'm gonna be honest here Mountain Dew was a really bad idea it permanently accelerates forwards you just don't have any time to control those sharp turns I have a crazy bold idea I should not be accelerating constantly so instead let's add a new command which will only accelerate for a short period of time we named this baja blast and don't worry Baja blast is Quito is mountain dew baja blast Quito zero carbohydrates oh my god but even Baja blast goes too far at that sharpest turn Baja blast crabs nor left O's No why did it keep going I said crabs so you should also add in diet Baja blast it's just an even shorter version of Baja blast and it's very Quito we also added commands to flip around right or left called do turn and DEF turn and now with these brand new commands hours of practice plus Aikido protein shake keto banana Kido Japanese mochi and keto buttermilk pancake mix you are finally in the best shape of your life Mountain Dew using diet baja blast to finally get past this turn or halfway up and now it's nearly a straight shot to the top of the mountain just don't [ __ ] it up this is the most excruciating being challenge I have done it's straight to the end it just can't this Baja blast [Music] we're almost at the top Baja blast doors left OHS Baja blast door leftist door photos [Music] at the very top of the mountain after 15 straight minutes a plane crashed and blew up our motorcycle we got here and the observation deck is there we got here and the observation deck was here but exercise is about persistence when you get hit by an airplane you need to pick yourself up and push even harder but you do need to add some new commands so first add an even shorter version of diet baja blast dudu okay sure next you should change do turn to be a short right turn and in combination these are going to give you even more control around those really sharp turns dudu deft turn this feels already much better and now six hours later and with new commands you're finally in the best shape of your life for real now new [Music] [Applause] oh my god don't Baja blast [Music] [Music] doo-doo-doo-doo diet baja blast do turn deft turn do-do-do-do-do-do Mountain Dew yes it took six hours in 20 minutes but we the [ __ ] observations action oh my god and in just over six hours you will have successfully burned 340 thousand calories most of your skin and shattered your bones let's see another exercise program do that and now that you're at the very top of the mountain in the best shape of your life there's only one thing left to do bike all the way back down the mountain mountain do this is where the calories really start to burn the gravitational energy will crush your cholesterol and spike your blood sugar until your [Music]

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Length: 12min 5sec (725 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 07 2019