Elden Ring In 1 Hit

hello there my humonic entities and welcome to another one of these videos the rules are the same as always kill every boss in the game with a single attack i'm going to be doing this on the current patch as well because a lot of the really broken stuff in the original release would make this video trivial and uninteresting and also i want to try and avoid using comet azur if i can because it would also be kind of boring aside from that though anything goes and now that i've said that let's begin our run with some excessive bug abuse in order to get started with this challenge we are going to need three things a fully upgraded weapon a ton of runes and all four talisman slots and we have to get all of these things without killing any of our bosses now this should be impossible but this game is made by from software so i am now in for ramazula but obviously i can't just go get the ancient dragon somber smithing stone from this area because there is a required boss here first so this challenge is obviously impossible or at least it should be except that happened and if you're expecting some kind of explanation for these bugs then you uh came to the wrong video friend so now we need is a quick montage of me picking up all the upgrade materials and we're good to go so now that we have a maxed out weapon we can freely trade our equipment with other players and we are going to do just that because i am going to need quite a few items to pull this off for our next goal though we are going to need about one hexa tri-zillion runes to level up and i have to make an important choice i can sit right here and endlessly farm runes until i die in some kind of tedium singularity or i can just dupe them now obviously duping runes is immoral and it would destroy the integrity of this run so there's absolutely no way i would ever do that and now that i have 99 of every type of rune i can go ahead and level up as high as i want now before we move on to our final goal i think it's time for some new threads [Music] put these foolish ambitions to rest [Music] so [Music] okay [Music] [Music] oh god i forgot how many bosses were in this game i guess i'd better get going here is the map where do you wish to go first a joke what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord my ass [Music] [Music] my dear daughter hey there guys here's some good life advice for you all when things seem bleak and progress seems impossible remember that you have two hands lord of all that is [Music] [Applause] all righty it's time to head for landel we are off all righty i met leondell let's go ring the doorbell uh graceless tarnished so now that i've defeated morgot and silenced his accursed fart with reverb i can finally take my throne [ __ ] now i'm sure all of you guys out there have heard of wreck a fool with a bone ash cannon but have you ever heard destroy a dope with the royal knights resolve cannon i don't know why this bug still works specifically with the cannon but um it'll probably be patched by the time this video comes out if it's not then um good job from soft i got ours on target take it out [Music] i'm very hungry don't kill me [Music] okay come on guys stop don't make any kids cry stop it intelligence is stored in the balls i likes it a lot when the damage numbers are real big and there's five of them that's good i like that all right so it's probably about time that i try and explain the setup that i'm using for these clips essentially i am procking all of the different exultation style effects the game has to offer and stacking that with a couple of strong buffs right now i'm showing my pre-fight setup with timers on the screen displaying how long each buff lasts this setup varies a lot based on what kind of damage i'm dealing but this particular setup is for the horizontal ion cannon and the timing on this is stupidly precise moogs how far is just dummy thick and i couldn't find any other way to do this yet but we'll get to that in a second don't worry for now sit back and enjoy this fully armed and operational battle station and as you can see i just dealt 30 000 damage to a boss that only has 20 000 hp nice next up is your boy sir danksalot this is another boss that has leveled vigor so one shotting him with the double hammer slammer is unfortunately out of the question or is it what if i were to tell you that i discovered a new bug in this run a very spicy new book as many of you know when you summon another player for a boss fight the boss gets a massive boost to their hp this boost is not quite double hp but it's fairly close which makes summoning for a co-op one shot effectively pointless but something i discovered while testing stuff for this run was that that boost of hp that bosses get does not apply until the boss fight starts which means that if you were to tore a fly to an out of bounds area above the boss room and summon the player up there you could jump down into the boss room without activating the boss fight and the boss's hp would not be boosted [Music] now this bug only works for a tiny handful of bosses because most boss rooms have a ceiling but i think it's pretty neat and of course after i found this bug i went back to moog with a friend and uh we did it right this time [Applause] your life is nothing you serve zero purpose [Music] next up is fire giant who i believe has the largest hp pool in the entire game at around 40 thousand unfortunately this is the first boss in the run that i just have to admit defeat on it takes two shots to kill him with the cheese cannon because the cutscene interrupts you from continuing your cast which if it didn't you could probably pull this off but oh [Music] all righty now it is time to discuss some more weird bugs that i'm pretty sure will be patched by the time this video comes out and this time it is carrion retaliation and its weird interaction with certain buffs if you activate a damage buff on yourself and then cast carrying retaliation it sometimes causes it to do zero damage and i mean like literally zero it's um it's kinda weird this actually makes setups a lot harder because you have to time things out in a really weird way but it does still work so yeah uh thanks miyazaki [Music] i will not have it stolen from me again so did did i win hello is there is anyone there oh okay all right all right then thank you all-knowing okay so this fight in particular was especially difficult because the exact frame after his health bar goes under 50 he switches to phase two this means that i have to make sure that i hit with all of my damage on the exact same frame it took a while to find a way to make this work but i found that doing a perfect pivot using a parry as a buffer causes all of the swords from carrying retaliation to fire at the exact same time which does the trick perfect i've given the courtesy enough i'm gonna knock you out brave and with that we are now at the final boss i could end this video right here but man look at that number that wouldn't be satisfying that wouldn't be satisfying at all so let's do this right every single boss in the entire game let's go so far i've been using relatively efficient setups for this run but now that we're doing optional bosses it's time to see what the dumbest possible way to one shot a boss is how about a glintstone pebble or what if i just screamed at the boss until it died or possibly try finger but pull or maybe all we need is a single throwing knife yeah that one that one's pretty absurd but let me know in the comments which clip in this video you think is the most ridiculous also remember to rate this video 5 stars and subscribe now that's a lot of damage now this is what i call a pro gamer [Music] okay yeah that was kind of mean i'm sorry i promise there probably won't be any more jump scares in this video witness the might of my power this next clip is my application to join faze clan and no this is not an edit you can actually just do that apparently watch out watch out watch out so i found another really goofy bug apparently buffing your right hand weapon with royal knight's resolve causes explosive physic to do double bass damage and if you combine that with the standard hyper mode buff setup you get some pretty interesting results it's not quite as strong as the other things i've been using in this video but it does holy damage which is very effective against certain bosses so yeah that's a really odd bug and i do wonder if they're going to patch that by the time this video comes out i'm sorry patches but you know the rules and so do i it was bound to happen someday and now it is time for horn [Music] all right so in the interest of brevity let's fast forward a bit here with a montage of boss kills set to some appropriate music considering the gratuitous amount of canon i have used in this video so far so [Music] oh gotta speed up so [Music] that was incredible oh and uh before we move on here's like nine or so more boss kills that i just couldn't fit into that montage this game just has too many [ __ ] bosses man hey man if frum is allowed to reuse the same boss 10 times then i'm allowed to use the same joke 10 times it's only fair me no so for this particular boss i was about a thousand damage short of getting a one shot on him so i had to pull out one of the most obscure items in the game to get it done this porn's special ability is that it lowers defense by about 15 for nearby enemies it takes forever to cast and the duration is terrible this is the first boss i tried it on and the last boss i tried it on it did the job here but that really was only because the boss does an edgy rp walk at you instead of attacking good job my guy [Music] so and here we have the first version of aztel this fight was a massive pain in the ass because the distance from the boss door to the boss is so long that all my buffs will wear off by the time i get to him so in order to do this i have to perfectly fat roll through all of his attacks cast the buffs on myself while moving and then just hope he does an attack that leaves him open for the two or three seconds i have before the buffs start to wear oh off all right so i updated the drivers on my sorcery catalyst and it can now cast rgb sorceries now my spells are imbued with the power of mountain dew and doritos [Music] um more like [ __ ] dragon for sex all right boys let's send these simps to horny jail so here's another interesting clip i can talk about this boss has a little bit too much hp to one shot with just the hammers but i had an interesting idea if i drink an exploding physic and time my attack just right i can have the explosion go off at the exact same time as i hit with the hammers the question is though does this count personally i feel like this is in the spirit of the challenge but it does kind of bend the rules a bit let me know in the comments what you guys think time to take a piss trust no one not even yourself and here we have another boss with a lot of hp and high defense so once again it's time for all right guys the the rgb meme is dead i'm sorry but i don't feel like masking anymore so i'm sorry my gamer voice next up we have reichhard who has 60 000 hp are you [ __ ] kidding me bruh [Applause] morty i turned myself into a pickle i'm pickle reichard i so yeah this is um maybe possible i got really really close but i genuinely don't know i think if you topped off your mana fully and got really lucky with his attack patterns it might be doable but it's hard to say and i just i just don't know [Music] is [Music] all righty boyos it's now time for the boss that you've all been waiting for worst girl 2022 i am melania blade of mikala and i have never known defeat undefeated you say hmm that's pretty cool what about radon [Music] your strength extraordinary alright so a lot of stuff just happened there in a very short amount of time and i imagine that most of you are a little confused so i'm going to go ahead and rewind real quick and explain exactly how this one shot works to start off we go ahead and cast our buggy spell because most buffs only work if they are cast after retaliation is active you may also notice that she dashes forward a bit when i use the wraith bell and this is intended as i want her to start walking towards me so that she'll be in range by the time i'm ready i then face away from melania for two reasons the first is to prevent the spell from triggering prematurely and the second is because when i drop poison pots to poison myself if i'm facing towards the boss she'll react to them as if they are projectiles which we do not want at that point while i'm buffing up you may have also noticed that melania just sort of stands around and waits for you this is because melania is kind of dumb and this isn't just a random thing that happens she will pretty much always act like this if you don't approach her the last buff i cast in this setup is hal of shabriri and after that i immediately use a large glimstone scrap as soon as the animation lock ends i run forward a specific distance and perform a perfect pivot using a parry as a buffer this causes multiple things to all happen at the same time the first thing is that my character turns nearly 180 degrees in a single frame causing all three retaliation blades to fire off at almost the same moment in this clip one of the blades was a little bit delayed because i goofed up the input but it didn't actually mess up the strategy and everything worked fine now the last thing to point out in this sequence is that because i move forward into that glenstone scrap my parry hits one of the floating bolts and re-triggers carrying retaliation while the first one is still mid-air a few frames later my first retaliation hits melania and she immediately goes into phase two and would you look at that the second retaliation carries over through the cutscene after a second or so the retaliation triggers again and hits her for a massive 16 000 damage and this is where things get really weird because melania only has 14 000 hp in this phase she should be dead but she isn't this is because melania is the first boss in the entire soul series that literally cheats i'm not meaning here my dudes no matter how much damage i deal to melania she will not die until she finishes her opening attack and if you need any further proof then watch this here is a clip of me hitting her with a follow-up attack in the air i deal 16 000 damage with retaliation and then another 1 000 damage from my laser eyes but she doesn't die i caught this [ __ ] cheating in [ __ ] 4k now luckily the solution beating her cheats is pretty simple i put on two pieces of the brier set and i just roll into her as she hits the ground humiliation that's right guys i killed melania by rolling into her with spiky armor and so with that wrapped up we now only have one more boss to face let's do this okay yeah you guys knew that joke was coming this time for real hey you are finally awake okay i swear no more memes this time we're doing it let's go well that was anticlimactic all right so rydogon was absolutely no problem but eldon beast is an issue there is a delay between the two fights that is just long enough for my buffs to fall off but not long enough to reapply them all and to make it even more annoying this boss is just kind of the worst thing ever so instead of working harder let's work smarter and use the speed run strategy for this fight i won yup by zipping out of bounds in a specific way the boss just falls to his death and we win easy game not even hard adequate amounts of water irate square root of negative three out of five and i guess it's now time for the wrap up 163 out of 165 bosses one shot fire giant and reichard are dummy thick and i only had to use the laser three times overall i did way better than i expected so yeah if you enjoyed this video then consider pushing buttons i spent multiple months working on every project so i promise it's actually worth it to get notifications and i also want to point out this video did not have a sponsor and that is because i am repenting from my previous sends so i hope you all can appreciate that and also if you want more content then head over to my second channel like actually though i haven't really promoted this much in the past but i do post regular content on that channel reasonably often so check out all these cool videos that aren't on the main channel and also i stream on that channel as well sometimes and i i i post like follow-up videos like you're discussing the more complicated that you just [ __ ] go go watch and uh yeah i want to also thank my patrons for supporting the channel because without you guys i would not be able to work on videos for five months at a time and have these highly complex projects like this so thank you all so much for that and also finally i want to thank some of the musicians in this video romix for his cover of bloody stream which you can go check out on his channel the man pf for his cover of the one punch man theme and of course nordgaren for his god-awful megalovanian space jam mixes you bastard and that should be about it i hope you all have a wonderful day and don't forget to sharpen your pencils

Channel: InfernoPlus

Views: 7,441,494

Keywords: elden, ring, in, one, hit, in one hit, dark, souls, dark souls, infernoplus, inferno, plus

Id: MA0RzO6qXfw

Length: 33min 54sec (2034 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 03 2022