How Twitch Chat became the world’s fastest Youtube Speedrunner

hey this is dug dug where we solve problems that no one has finding a video to watch on youtube is decently fast like if i want to watch an anime video i type anime in the search bar and then anime videos pop up but what if there's a way to watch your favorite youtube videos without having to type anything without having to do anything could you train your own twitch chat to find youtube videos for you that is why i installed a click maps plugin which lets my twitch viewers click on their screens at home and then the collective clicks will actually show up onto my screen using this technology i can start on the youtube homepage and tell twitch chat to find me a certain type of video they will collectively choose to click a single video on screen and then from that video they'll click a new video and so on until they find the target this is the youtube click maps challenge round one is for twitch chat to find me a video with anime in it and i'm giving them just 10 clicks go click on any on any youtube video whoa whoa okay big split it looks like we've got 23 on miscellaneous myths medea is that anime that's not anime is it right that's the most what else we got wait we got 19 on fat albert the movie we're not going to watch fat albert i'm not going to pay for that right now failure albert is not an anime that is the live action fat albert movie it's free with ads really anyway the most chosen one is miscellaneous myths medea okay restarted so now twitch chat must pick a new video based on these new options here okay a lot of people want me to subscribe that would count as a click 33 on defunct tv the history of fetch with ruff ruffman okay that was two clicks all right i'm restarting it three two one does pokemon count i mean that is 100 anime but maybe people don't see it [ __ ] oh that's [ __ ] i was hoping it would be about the video games yeah it's about the anime in only three clicks twitch chat found an anime video like technically alright fine anime was too easy so our first lesson if there's a super mainstream sub genre of your target videos always go for that but now onto a much harder target twitch chat now has 10 clicks to find me a video with hot dogs in it i'm making a new private window so that we can restart on the home page oh god damn it you guys already got a food that i don't know this could send you on some weird street food [ __ ] oh [ __ ] but street food's a really good chance for hot dogs [ __ ] now the home page gives you a big variety of options which is great but once you click onto your first video you're going to get much more focused recommendations in that genre restarting it go i mean i think this is an obvious one unless you want to watch tommy edit or fat albert technically you've got foul outlet again the youtube algorithm was like fat albert and then we clicked away to something completely different and we come back like that albert but no we're going for street food and three people and three percent are for lo-fi study girl their first click is to korean street food all right i'm gonna turn off the music i just want to watch this also [ __ ] you're already at hamburgers are you kidding me i should point out you have a decent variety of options here because you could go for beef wellington which looks like a hot dog you could go for hamburgers up here because hamburgers are obviously relevant you could go for sweet and cool off sweetened winter melon drink making if you just want to watch that there's a lot of legit strategies here i think and maybe you'll get back to fat albert anyways here we go three two one you're live all right looks like we're congregating near the top five percent of people saying to go back to fat albert i guess you can go back to fat albert but that would count as another click and then fat albert would count as another clicks you'd be three clicks in just to go to fat albert but it's too late okay i'm clicking on 80 you're going to the sold out hamburgers all right resetting it you're live you're two in trying to get the hot dogs on the right side you got ham cheese egg toast you've got new york city food giant stuffed pizza best lamb burger ever made traditional market potatoes gordon ramsay's perfect burger tutorial man you're on street food you can absolutely get this looks like most people are going for yum yum's best street food collection i guess that could even have hot dog in it with that being said here we go 51 is right on yum yum street food it says best street food collection short edit and it's 39 minutes i'll scroll through and see if there's hot dogs that's not a hot dog what the [ __ ] that's a hot dog what wait is it no no no no wait wait wait no no maybe maybe it wasn't it could have been curry it could have been curry that looks like hot dog hold on hold on but these are hot dogs right [ __ ] no it's not even a bun that's a corn dog that's a corn dog that's corn dog that's corn dog doesn't count doesn't count doesn't count okay very close although there could still be corn dogs in this video so let me i mean i guess it had a hot dog the sausage but i was assuming that we were gonna count like hot dog in a bun a hot dog is a food consisting of grills or steamed sausage served in the split of a partially sliced bun doug you're wrong i'm going off of the wikipedia page it can refer to just the sausage but like all right hold on first let me see just if there is straight up hot dogs like real american god fearing freedom hot dogs here the wiki said it can refer to the sausage itself well wikipedia you can't trust wikipedia anybody can write things in there wow i literally did not read the next sentence which is about this much debate is centered around whether or not it can be considered a sandwich the term can also refer to the sausage itself hot dog variants include the corn dog corn dog is not a hot dog doesn't count or rigged but we didn't see any hot dogs wrapped up in cakes so wait a minute no no no i have you that's [ __ ] the term can also refer to the sausage itself sausage itself and that sausage was wrapped up in a bunch of other [ __ ] which would make it a corn dog it's a corn dog it's not a hot dog it's fried in batter it's a corn dog it is not a hot dog which is a variant of hot dog yeah but so what is variant variant is a different version differing from others of the same kind differing differing a variant of a human being is not the same human it's a deep fried hot dog which is called a corn dog it's probably not even a corn dog besides we don't know if that was corn it's probably not corn which means it's not even a corn dog it's a pig and a blanket we're pulling is a sausage fried in some mystery goo a hot dog and you have to ask yourself are you saying yes because you really believe that's a hot dog or because you want to win oh it's so close vote two vote two do the right thing vote too this is what we're talking about right there that gooey fried thing is that a hot dog would you show up to a fourth of july parade and go oh cool hot dogs or would you show up and say oh cool a sausage fried and yellow stuff no no it's not that is a korean corn dog you know dramatic and screamy as that was for me you are almost at hot dogs and you still have what seven clicks that was your third you have seven more clicks dude you can get to hot dogs okay you've got a lot of options on the right here korean fried chicken i sold toast and built a building spicy korean fried chicken you might want to try to move away less from like asian street markets because i think it's less likely to have a kind of formal american hot dog like if you can get more towards american kindness or like german street food then you're gonna kick ass popping in here to say those were rolled fish cakes i can read korean and in the back and mention fish cakes look bomb though not a hot dog lol yes yes do you hear that all right i'm clicking on the middle of 39 which i think is amazing korean giant pizza this is click four you've got new options egg toast pils oh you got mukbang mukbang could get you to hot dog eating kitkat factory cat factory could get you to more like americanized type things experiment lava versus bulletproof glass that could definitely get you to hot dogs i could really see kitkat factory getting you closer i could see the mukbang getting you into a category where people are eating hot dogs as part of a mukbang i think you've got a lot of options here clicks are starting in three two one clicks are live the issue with the new york one is you might get like really hard into pizza like you might be going into a kind of like inescapable pizza hole all right looks like most people are going for pizza i think the mukbang is like a really really valid strategy but it looks like we are in fact going for pizza this is click number five here we go you're looking at pizza korean something gordon ramsay making something italian sandwiches that could get you close all right it looks like you are going for italian sandwiches i think this could be it let's see let's see new york city food like it's not gonna be in this video but it could reveal a hot dog video what are we looking at croissants japanese food little italy no it's like the same now at this point we are in what i call a youtube loop it's that experience where you watch like two or three videos about italian food or whatever and youtube goes oh i get it you want to watch italian food for the rest of time got it at a point like this you'll want to consider clicking the youtube channel instead of an actual video because a channel could theoretically cover a broad range of subjects and allow you to get out of the loop it helps here to take inspiration from famous hollywood producer jeffrey katzenberg the founder of dreamworks and quibby much of jeffrey's career was stuck at disney in a loop doing the same kind of movies over and over and he finally had success once he broke out of the disney loop and founded dreamworks and quibby be like jeffrey katzenberg okay clicks are live on channel yeah you could go for channel that could be really really strong i just don't know if a travel channel is gonna be have much hot dog content but maybe this is click number seven what does it reveal i'll do the full page of videos you've got a lot of fish thai food japanese street food connecticut food making ricotta cheese new york city food mac and cheeseburger clicks are live you've clicked seven times you've got three more clicks to get to a hot dog video mac and cheeseburger seems pretty strong new york city food mac and cheese cheeseburger does it get us there french fries and cheese sauce most dangerous food 10 iconic new york city restaurants when social distancing oh this is risky the 10 iconic i don't know if they're gonna have like a hot dog stand but social distancing could actually make sense it's live go what are you guys clicking on i'm gonna go ahead and assume that you are not clicking on most dangerous food in vietnam it's for 10 iconic i want vietnam it's definitely not vietnam this is your ninth click oh [ __ ] you have to get to a hot dog video there has to be a hot dog either in this video or in the next one that you click good luck this is number nine i don't see any obvious hot dogs but you do have fat albert again oh best cheap eats in new york city so the question now oh wait wait hold on that there's a hot dog starving he's like well i brought some frankfurters from home you guys are gone [Music] really running the gamut there chap so in only nine clicks twitch chat found me a hot dog video but now the final challenge the most important challenge for any self-respecting youtube viewer can twitch chat find me a video with shrek in it you know what's the worst part about this is with shrek fat albert is a legitimate strategy is everybody ready you can click anywhere on the screen you've got 10 clicks to get to shrek you are live i think we know what this first one's gonna be guys every single other time we've done this there has been a spread of clicks across the map this is the only time where there is a 100 600 of you went right for fat albert click number two i can't play this can i pretty sure i can't just stream fat albert click the like button if you want to waste one of your [ __ ] clicks liking that albert that's fine i guess movies is kind of where you want to be scrub the whole movie for shrek how about i watch five seconds of the very end vandal board dies oh and then bill cosby's there this is awful looks like fat albert died faster than quibby we gotta get out of here you guys [ __ ] all right i'm restarting it you've got teenage mutant ninja turtles raya and the last dragon the princess diaries elf a quiet place high school musical interstellar the lizzie mcguire movie and technically you could subscribe to youtube movies save it share it dislike it like it or click the youtube movies channel and i guess technically you could go to disney or ratings or the actors or the genre comedy interesting you actually have a very large spread of viable options here shrek is not disney i'm not saying shrek is in disney i'm just saying disney could be something to consider ready go this is your second click a lot of options here try to be as specific as you can in the center of the button that you want to press that it congregates really concisely play button no we're not playing it we already learned that fat albert dies we don't need to watch anymore seven percent of you are clicking the play button we can't like it he's not signed in [ __ ] you're right this is my chrome where i'm signed it i actually care i'm like very protective of my recommendations i like only watch certain things on this channel including that albert cool so now i'm going back to the firefox incognito it when it went to comedy god damn it alright whatever you get a free like on fat albert on my channel okay so you clicked comedy then comedy is what you actually did okay so this is click number two here we go we're doing one screenful we already know the ending of the movie we literally saw the ending you have like teenage mutant ninja turtles mr bean what did you expect i expected a new a new movie this is click number three and go think chat think you can only like fat albert a single time yeah you have valuable options up there you don't have to go to comedy okay we're going back to comedy this is click number four why is it twice wait no this is perfect okay now the fat albertaers will be split up and they won't know which one to click on so this is your chance for everybody else who's trying to actually beat this challenge click on something else and be coordinated any second now it's going to come in okay the fat alberts are split garfield yes great job great job garfield oh okay oh man that was so [ __ ] clutch to serve up two fat alberts to us this is click number five garfield you've got five more he's garfield whoa that's five clicks you've got five more your options are croods coraline stuart little spirited away sonic the hedgehog oh man that's pretty nameable over the hedge is dreamworks which could be valuable sonic the hedgehog is kind of memey you've got a lot of really good options here and your life like honestly all of these are really solid it looks like over the hedge over the hedge at 70 percent this is your sixth click see what happens [Music] oh man you're six clicks in trolls the wild flushed away open season shark tail shark tail is underwater shrek can't spell shark tail without shrek this is your seventh click you've got to find shrek it looks like it's mostly on sharktail we've got 44 on sharktail your seventh click is do we see shrek am i gonna scroll down and see if there's shrek no so at this point we're in another youtube loop it's only showing us the same batch of family friendly movies from the youtube movies channel this is all like super family friendly stuff shrek is slightly not family friendly but unfortunately here clicking on the youtube movie's channel won't break the loop because our recommendations are already 100 from this channel it won't change anything which means we're in a double youtube loop twitch chat now desperately needs something or someone to break them into new territory because otherwise i have to watch shark tale and just when things were starting to look hopeless his divine presence appeared on screen i was gonna see if any of these actors you know what you do have is jeffrey katzenberg the guy who made quibby jeffrey [ __ ] katzenberg the founder of dreamworks and quibby and the producer of shrek produced by jeffrey katzenberg you could go for katzenberg if anyone can break the youtube double loop it must be him three more clicks find shrek on youtube what will be your eighth click it looks like a lot of people interested in jeffrey katzenberg jeff is our man jeffrey will guide us some people are saying it worked when they clicked on jeffrey katzenberg but youtube does change what they show depending on what you've seen our eighth click jeffrey katzenberg does it work and there on the page nestled betwixt jeffrey katzenberg's bosom was the shrek 4d movie which i didn't know existed eight clicks congratulations everybody dude that right turn at the very end that pivot good [ __ ] so in conclusion the youtube click maps challenge is about focusing towards a specific sub genre like new york street food it's about diving into that sub genre but using the channel button to escape a youtube loop if necessary and most importantly it's about jeffrey katzenberg producing the movie you're looking for congratulations all thanks to fat albert technically you're correct well that's it for today's youtube class i hope you join us next week for the funeral service of fat albert if you are like many of us and you're emotionally struggling from his untimely death just take inspiration from jeffrey katzenberg who told his employees at quibby to listen to the song get back up again from the movie trolls while announcing they would all be fired [Music] you

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Published: Thu Aug 26 2021