Skyrim Speedrun, but I get a RANDOM WEAPON every hit

hey this is doug doug where we solve problems that no one has today i'm going to show you how to speedrun the dark brotherhood questline in skyrim but i'll be using a mod that gives me a random weapon every time i'm hit which means every single fight my weapon will be constantly changing and i have to adapt the world record for starting a new file and beating the entire dark brotherhood questline is 27 minutes and today i'll try to beat that time with this mod to start this off you're finally awake the dragon attacks helgen and we do the standard intro glitches of running along the walls you get your hands unbound and then use a load warp glitch to warp yourself outside of helgen and skip that intro dungeon entirely and i've got this item i don't know what this does now this is where things get interesting to start the dark brotherhood quest we need to get to windhelm on the other side of the map and the fastest way to get there is the horse tilt glitch this is where you tilt a horse at an extreme angle on a rock then you dismount and you build up an infinite amount of speed and you can load a different save file and use all of that speed to launch yourself across the map it saves a ridiculous amount of time if you don't die and we'll first use it to get to windhelm so now i load the save and we fly beautifully like a [ __ ] bird oh god oh i'm at windhelm [Music] oh my god in the river come on that's the city i want to get to in the river in the river home the greatest actually incredible god gamer now go find the kid in the city who wants you to murder some lady and then you go to riften and you murder that some lady and then that'll get the attention of the dark brotherhood who tried to recruit you this will start the first dark brotherhood quests which are just to assassinate a few simple people around the world starting with this mining lady at dawn star alright you are somebody that i need to murder so if i get hit i'll get a new weapon cool now i've got a sword of some kind [ __ ] okay this actually could be an issue this doesn't seem like it's very good oh i've got grand staff of charming oh she's friends with me that gives me a new weapon blade of woe and i can use that to kill her mark nice sweet we're good all right so i feel like it doesn't help the assassinations but it doesn't make them that much worse next up you have to assassinate narfy at ivorstead i think i know how to get there quickly i build up a lot of speed load the quick save fly like a beautiful bird over to iverstead where the [ __ ] am i okay i'm kind of halfway there what the [ __ ] [Music] and i'm at iverson okay can i stop please please stop okay but i quick saved i'm here let's go that was awesome god i'm saving so much time on this run all right let's go [Music] stop running stop running i go calm him down now narfy just runs away when you attack him but fortunately i got a staff of charming at some point just calm down calm down calm down it's okay there you go buddy it's all gonna be fine dude you're freaking out calm down calm down there you go you feel better now steel sword and we're good we bale great job now head back to the dark brotherhood and to make things interesting i updated the mod so that all of the enemies will get a random weapon every hit too next we talk to cicero and we'll get a new job to kill some people who are like just up the road i feel like i should horse till it'll be badass you guys i'm stuck in a ruin all right hearn here we go music [Music] [ __ ] i need to okay bow i have no arrows i have no arrows can you hit me all right thank you all right goddammit she has a dagger so she's attacking me before i can get a hit in go there we go [Music] nice this is great getting a lot of hits in all right one down one down you have a staff of some kind i have a staff okay hit again stop i don't know what i just hit you with oh what is that why am i i have a strong match now oh my god that worked oh sorry man my bad there's so many stabs sitting around there's so many weapons on the ground yeah that was badass that was a clutch storm action act after killing hurt and then the bandit chieftain in this mountain it's time to start the exciting part of the dark brotherhood quest where amand motier asks you to kill the emperor however i am here on the map and ammond is here walking normally would take at least two minutes now you might think traveling to that one place will take some time that's where you're wrong kiddo now i just go over to that i don't know where okay this is not gonna work how the [ __ ] do i not kill myself when i hit the mountain this is impossible oh come on that should not have killed me i can do this it's gonna save so much time here's what i can do i can start it from lower starting from a mountain is stupid all right now we just run through the woods this is perfect this is not perfect why am i on a mountain again why am i on a mountain again all right i'm stopping here i'm stopping here god this is saving so much time daddy could have run me by now no no did you see how fast that was you should have walked doug that you're feeling pretty dumb right about now after saving about negative eight minutes i talked to ahmand then we go confirm the assassination contract with astrid and now we head to the thieves guild to learn how to kill the emperor all right take this okay take this okay take this i don't have any arrows i need some arrows take oh i can hit him give me a good one please uh what is this take that yes yes i haven't got all day all right i mean i guess we're cool now all right sweet that works oh a rat why don't you calm down why don't you take a seat right there the staff is great cool we did it the thief boys offered to fund the mission so we go murder some lady at her wedding and then we plan to murder the general son maximus decimus baridius who's all the way over at dragon bridge like a hundred feet away [Music] i am at the complete opposite end of the map so if i just back pedal we'll be fine okay now we're up here so just i gotta split the difference we're fine why am i over here i pass it in like half of a second dude i'll try right here oh maybe water maybe am i even in the right spot no opposite direction that's [ __ ] at this point we are losing a little bit of time with the horse tilts but they feel really really good when you're kind of flying through the air with them like it's a good sort of like body high i can't even imagine how long this would have taken if i had walked anyways now go kill the general son and you plant fake evidence on his body so they think he was gonna assassinate somebody i forget exactly what was going on but anyway normally you would wait for him to leave the town so that nobody sees you but this is a speed run i'm gonna fight this oh let's go one more one more give me a good weapon got him got him uh why can't they move oh cause some crouch all right here we go here we go oh plant the incriminating letter on his body oh excuse me i feel like this might be a little suspicious you guys should really check him oh staff of paralysis another successful murder with no one the wiser go back to the dark brotherhood nothing to see here people this guy was clearly guilty as the note says the quest says behold shadow mirror what do i do how do you behold something i just go out go outside okay oh yeah i forgot to mention i don't really know what i'm doing why don't you guys ever say that hey good good to behold you again on stream doug this is not supposed to be rainbow dash okay at this point in the story ronald mcdonald has betrayed the dark brotherhood so i need to ride rainbow dash over to dawn star and find him wait why would i ride over there on a horse look at this wow that's fast okay i overshot it by a little bit and see i would have had to walk all this distance she's your weapons have come quiet what what you have committed crimes what's how long have you been out here i'm not paying i'm not paying that much money no i don't want to go to jail i'd rather die oh i'm sorry that broke his heart was the only thing driving him forward in life was to take me to prison what's left for a man like that nothing now in dawn star we just need to find out where leonardo dicaprio is hiding oh there's guardians oh god oh god wait wait is that mine whoa he's summoned into maura that's not cool okay he must have gotten the staff oh jesus christ what does this do oh god i'm just gonna ignore all of this you guys ah what the [ __ ] oh there's so many of them jesus christ okay so i've got to get up here and get into cicero's door and then hopefully close it close the door [Music] oh you can go through doors [Music] no stop talking to me stop talking to me i have to oh my god okay oh i got a frost after that i could actually survive for a little bit with that the frost astronaut attacks [Music] dude these guys are so hard what the [ __ ] is that their guy or mine staff frenzy staff and frenzy go go go this is like the fastest way to play skyrim this is impossible i'm literally using a mining pick come on all right [ __ ] there's still a lot of them god damn it stop he's too fast with a weapon get him got him and so after spawning like 800 weapons into this random dungeon we've caught celine dion which means next we're off to kill the gourmet chef wait how far away is this thing it's so close i don't need to i do not i can quit horsetail anytime i just don't want it i'll do one more horsetail and then i'll and then i'll quit forever god that's a lot of time saved wait i actually did it i think i'm there push it let's go dude so much [ __ ] time save is this where horse tilt anonymous meets look i can quit horsetail anytime i don't have a problem if you have a problem that's on you not me now that i've killed gordon ramsay i'll dress up as him and head to assassinate the emperor the first step is acknowledging you have a problem dude i don't have a problem i can stop any time i want but sometimes it just feels really good to just get one like a little horse till then you know helps me get through a stream or a mission i can stop any time i don't need horse tilt but like if just a little bit to get me to the end of this kitchen i'm not even gonna use very much that's like barely any [Music] okay and i'm here and we're gonna assassinate the fake emperor imagine how the poor horse feels about glitching through todd howard's geometry over and over again the horses like it doug i remember when i was addicted it was hard you're going down a dark path we are here oh right now do i really need to walk to the end of this hallway imagine just [Music] die excuse me emperor [Music] kill him okay he's dead and we're out of there after killing the fake emperor you're gonna be ambushed by the guards outside and you must desperately try to escape solitude while the entire guard chases or can you kill a man when he's zonked out of his ass on horse tilt we go again oh it feels so good i'm getting a lot of horse tilt a lot of horsetail catch this [ __ ] we're out of there let's go get the [ __ ] out of here solitude assassinate that okay okay okay now we're at the end in the final part of the dark brotherhood questline we find astrid's dead body in our hideout and decide to seek vengeance this is your doctor if you continue to use horse tilt you may develop a brain tumor will that brain tumor make me better at skyrim speedrunning now we're at the end it is finally time we've got a horse tilt across the entire map and land on the emperor's ship outside of solitude and finally finish this speed run [Music] this could be the best horse on my life all right skyrim let's do this go oh oh so much horse tilt yes okay now i land uh in solitude at the boat [Music] a little too much horsetail i just need to play the best horse kill of my life all right guys i'm going to the hotel i look for the boat look for the boat i don't see the boat i don't see it got a little heartfelt all right now go right that was it chad i did it i'm there oh trick with some horse tilting i'm right sorta next to the boat oh but here's land i can do another horse field one more till and i'm done forever right there it's not even that far just the right amount gonna land perfect on that boat [Music] actually at the boat i landed on the boat yeah i died i don't give a [ __ ] that's insane that's absolutely insane grace's horse told my life dude another [ __ ] zonked off my dick i walked right up to the emperor's boat and i beat the [ __ ] out of his door let's go let's go [ __ ] oh two shots oh let's go until finally i stood in front of the emperor himself i don't know what weapon i have but it looks badass oh got some good horse cream oh got to escape the boat you say i think i know how to get us off this old trusty bucket of barrels i'm a free chat we're finally finally free [Music] anyways that's how you speed around the dark brotherhood i missed the world record by about two hours not sure why but there's horse tilt cream on my uh keyboard i don't remember i kind of just blacked out for like 30 minutes

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Length: 14min 38sec (878 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 08 2022