Bringing Back the French Empire by Insulting Everyone! HOI4

what's up ramble of the ramp diddle around middle of family doodlee family ruse it's me Alex the round ler back once again on the hearts of I'm fall I am planning more non-han surviving four videos but as you've seen my video output has been a little low recently might be the case for the rest of the month but I do intend to come back whoever vengeance that so now I think I'm known for being not only the sex symbol of the hearts of I'm for community but also one of the nice guys of the heart survivor for community although I don't really think any of us are really mean except may be true maybe drew has just been an a-hole all along and none of us have realized I'm just so I won't be going off topic slightly there but it's kind of its kind of R its kind of relevant because today I'm gonna be using the scornful in souls mod that's right I'm now gonna be the a-hole of this part survive for well and what better nation to do that in as France I'm gonna insult everyone as the French and oh my sacre bleu you better be ready I'm also using a mod which adds in a non-aligned par for France so we're probably gonna restore the monarchy oh whoa Nellie so don't forget to leave a like for more hearts of iron for subscribe to the channel if you haven't already because you know YouTube might tell you about when I upload a new video or a mine or you can help that out by clicking that Bell oh but here we go here we go support the monarchy the house ball ball on the house of Bonaparte then we can do war preparations coerce pain coerce Italy our place in the world or so I'll probably go down that one right away because you know we don't need to worry about anything else as France right you know know about factories or we don't need to worry about victories of the great wall because that all the disjointed government is fine it's all fine [Music] so please do leave your suggestions for non-white content in the comments I'm more than open to doing whatever and I'm pretty sure where my incompetence knows no bounds it could make for some in trusting videos I know my plan was to switch away from hearts of iron for a little while ago but it's slowly drawn me back but I think a nice balance of Hawaii and non hoi is the right path going forward and I think I need to restore the monarchy pretty soon because oh boy oh boy communism is on the rise I will just have to issue a diplomatic objection oh oh but I'm gonna send an insult yeah that's right oh wait what yeah I'd screw it I'm saying an insult it's what you get okay support the monarchy here we go ah oh no I need to wait for that Oh No how much nothing on the line do I go up every day please go up quickly okay okay it's going up it's going up it's going up okay well in the meantime let's go give myself somewhere in industry mm-hmm quite you are who that what your greatness is spoken from Seville to Moscow didn't you hear of this century's jester who the heck sent that to me but the German Reich insulted us all you get well do you know what well I could girl with the UK pretty well I'm still gonna insult them ally increases real tension Oh ooh the civil wars kicked off but I'm pretty sure I can persuade them to join me regardless at the end of it I think I think I have a focus for that right the house of Bor born or the house of Bonaparte I think I'm gonna go for Bonaparte bring me out well here we go the French Empire returns led by I oh look at him Napoleon of the six Oh my army of aggression or war preparations I think I'm gonna go to army of aggression let's go of army of aggression first then war preparations oh yes oh oh wait no it removes the national spirit i but i like the max planning of plus 25% it gives me comfort right-oh wall preparations in ocean ocean ocean ocean eyes and who else to insult now I think the Belgians that's right El Djem you're getting insulted right well we're on war economy we've got army of aggression and the monarchist tendencies so I think we're looking pretty good and I'll definitely coerce Italy first I won't I won't insult you though I'm just just just just just just just bear with me well there we have it I have created the French spare all should join me and I now will do the natural borders of France you know what I'll do the ultimatum to the Benelux the Bennett but Ben Lux countries are weak there is no need to waste manpower or but it's on them and they ultimatum all the other nor is it right that I'm trying to bring back Napoleonic France probably not will it go terribly mad maybe maybe maybe who knows but I really do hope that I get Belgium Netherlands and Luxembourg for free oh they all giving it their all giving in and and wait did Oh the Netherlands join me there in the French sphere oh my god is yeah we've got the Queen well this has worked out nicely ah Germany is justify on us I don't think so they just demanding the Sudetenland okay that's fine I think we'll just get the Italian Restoration shall we so long miscellany you're not needed I basically am trying to get as many allies as I can before Germany declares war on me I'm hoping by the time they declare war on me I'll have enough stuff to fend them off oh they automatically join my faction yes now the Spanish restoration at cha cha cha wait I think that the checks declined the Sudetenland oh and Germany didn't do anything about it well Germany you require an insole for that like even you plonker I have a feeling Germany's gonna bite off more than its conclude more than it can chew I can't even talk the meat amours has formed and I don't think the German rights gonna have a very good time I can't believe the German Reich is gonna go after Poland especially when they don't especially when they don't even hold Czechoslovakia oh really Germany ah France sister Germany has declared war on us whoops not France I am France Oh Italy gosh oh my god they're pushing already and I don't even have to do anything right well I mean we're winning on some fronts I'm just very surprised that it's just going as well as well as it is ah I hadn't realized I'd finished off the meat amours oh ho Italy's made a boo-boo they declared war in Yugoslavia and they joined the axis so uh okay didn't realize I'd called in wait what the heck is going on Swiss lands in my faction oh and I believe the UK is now at war with the German Reich - everyone's getting a piece of the pie ha ha the French encircle the Germans this time I'd send them another insult if I wasn't already at war with them wait why am i war the UK now this doesn't make any sense who defer what there ah I didn't do anything did Italy do something did Italy mess up oh they're doing Italy first the gits it's almost feels like a coalition against the French again it's not fair okay it's not fair wait Italy has left my faction I might now award Italy no but the war against Germany seems to be going okay we're slowly pushing them back to Berlin but I think it's mainly because they've taken probably lots of casualties and why war with Japan - I swear this is all because of Italy I had no desire - what's the point Oh French tanks are gonna take Berlin French tanks are gonna take Berlin Oh baby Oh Germany's outta manpower that's what you like to see keep attacking everyone keep attacking and the German Reich has capitulated so that should mean a pee stick oh yeah made a bit of a mistake I made a bit of border gore but we've got the Confederation of the Rhine apparently we've mr. Wilhelm oh go for the old naval invasion let's see if we can get into Dover apparently we can and it looks like we will soon finish off the main rival of France of the past few hundred years the British are i guess all of their divisions are abroad but i don't know if i will capitulate them or not oh yeah that's the only major in the faction alright and i'm sure you don't agree the french sphere is now looking pretty thick i don't know who that affects the demand eastern poland oh they just have a war gold against me what fine i will insult you then Stalin Oh Poland you it's okay I guess we're joining the war enemies the Soviet Union let's see if we can hold all their deal - so why no French invading Russia in the winter that's gonna go well isn't it oh of course as soon as the war starts you fall ill don't you tag all oh now that is a tidy tidy encirclement finished AB thank you AI for always messing up my front lines I think we're the Soviets are already a war Japan it's kind of weak in their position a bit because I'm just storming in with well a vastly fewer men than the Soviets yeah the Soviets don't have long left of this is there they're on their last legs the last rule Bastion is Leningrad so I'm sending in the tanks I'm not sure but I think the peace deal has bugged or I'm at war with but oh I'm just okay well I could spend another few hours just slowly breaking down Japan but I think it's pretty clear that I can't really lose now the the faction is too powerful so we've managed to restore the ball ball no not the bawb on the Bonaparte dynasty in the 1940s so if you've enjoyed the episode leave a like subscribe and I'll be back with another video soon to Luva now many thanks to Andrew Brock Obama clincial doctor freaky Gorham gamer gray short hunter griefers I am a living legend jiggly crushed joshua king volts king gaming bogan law hood neko red sam the hard meister and wyatt for being ridiculous brandon supporters on patreon and many thanks to all the other patrons do [Music]

Channel: Alex The Rambler!

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Keywords: hearts of iron iv, hoi4, hoi iv, hearts of iron 4, alex the rambler, alex the rambler mod, french empire, drew durnil, hearts of iron 4 france, hearts of iron 4 france guide, hoi4 tutorial, comedy, entertrainment, fortnite france, fort france, restoring an empire, alternative history

Id: DE28nT_8tL8

Length: 12min 7sec (727 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 20 2018