Bradley Cooper Takes The Colbert Questionert

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Blade Runner and Mahler; the dude is a man of culture!

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<i> ( APPLAUSE )</i> >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, I'M BACK HERE WITH THE STAR OF "NIGHTMARE ALLEY," BRADLEY COOPER. YOU KNOW, BRADLEY, I ALWAYS HAVE A GREAT TIME TALKING TO YOU. >> ME, TOO. >> Stephen: YOU'RE INTELLIGENT, INTERESTING, INTERESTED IN YOUR OWN PROJECTS, AND ALWAYS HAVE A UNIQUE PERSPECTIVE ON YOUR WORK, AND ALSO PRESENT BEAUTIFUL WORK TO THE WORLD. BUT EVEN FOR ALL OF THAT, THE FACT THAT WE ONLY GET TO TALK LIKE THIS FOR, SAY, 15 MINUTES AT A TIME, MEANS I NEVER TRULY GET TO KNOW YOU. IT HAPPENS WITH SO MANY GUESTS I'D LIKE TO KNOW BETTER. WHEN IS WHY THE SCIENTISTS AT "LATE SHOW" LABS" HAVE COME UP WITH 15 QUESTIONS THEY HOLD IN MY HAND RIGHT HERE, THAT WHEN ASKED OF A STAR, PLUMB THE DEPTH OF THAT MAN OR WOMAN'S SOUL, AT THE END OF WHICH THEY ARE KNOWN FULLY. ARE YOU PREPARED TO TAKE THE COLBERT QUESTIONERT? >> YES, SIR. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: QUESTION NUMBER ONE, BRADLEY COOPER: WHAT IS THE BEST SANDWICH? >> ONION MOZZARELLA SANDWICH ON WHITE BREAD THAT MY GRANDFATHER USED TO MAKE. >> Stephen: WHAT'S THE ONE THING YOU OWN THAT YOU SHOULD REALLY THROW OUT? >> MY TRUCK. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> >> Stephen: WHAT KIND OF TRUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? >> THE MERCEDES G-55. I SHOULD PROBABLY GET RID OF IT. >> Stephen: SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT? >> WELL, IT'S A LOT OF GAS, A LOT OF GAS. >> Stephen: WHAT IS THE SCARIEST ANIMAL? >> THE KIMODO DRAGON. I'M JUST DOING THE TOP OF MY HEAD, RIGHT, IS THAT HOW IT WORKS. >> Stephen: YOU SPEND MORE TIME ON THE ISLAND OF KIMODO, THAN MOST PEOPLE. >> IT CAN EAT A COW, CAN'T IT, IN ONE GULP. ANYWAY. >> Stephen: APPLES OR ORANGES. >> APPLES. >> Stephen: YES. HAVE YOU EVER ASKED SOMEONE FOR THEIR AUTOGRAPH? >> YES, TUG McGRA. I WAS EIGHT. IT WAS THE FORD DEALERSHIP BEHIND MY HOUSE. >> Stephen: EVERY ANSWER WE'VE GOTTEN IS A MALE STAR ASKING FOR A SPORTS FIGURE. >> REALLY? >> Stephen: YES. SO YOU'RE NOT SO UNIQUE. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN WE DIE? >> OH, MAN. YOU TELL ME. >> Stephen: THERE ARE THESE PEARLY GATES... <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE. >> REQUESTED BLADE RUNNER." IS IT AN ACTION MOVIE? >> Stephen: YES. WINDOW ORILE? >> WINDOW. <i> ( APPLAUSE ).</i> >> Stephen: SO YOU NEVER HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM ON A FLIGHT. >> IF I DO, IT'S OKAY. "EXCUSE ME, SORRY." I CAN DO IT. >> Stephen: FAVORITE SMELL? >> LIKE-- THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. >> Stephen: IT'S A SCIENTIFIC QUESTIONNAIRE. >> MY FIRST THING, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS, THE SMELL OF DAISY OR SOMETHING, AND THIN WENT RIGHT TO PIZZA. SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT SAYS. >> Stephen: GOOD TASTE. LEAST-FAVORITE SMELL? >> POO. >> Stephen: MOST USED APP ON YOUR PHONE. >> OH, MAN. APP ON MY PHONE... YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW. APP ON MY PHONE... I DON'T KNOW, MAN. >> Stephen: DO YOU DO TIKTOK? >> NO. >> Stephen: DO YOU LOOK AT TWITTER? >> I'M ON NO SOCIAL MEDIA. >> Stephen: THE WEATHER APP? >> OKAY, THE WEATHER. <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i> >> Stephen: CATS OR DOGS? >> DOGS! <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i> I LOVE ANIMALS, BUT DOGS, MAN. >> Stephen: YOU ONLY GET ONE SONG TO LISTEN TO THE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? >> GUSTAV MUELLER'S RESURRECTION. >> Stephen: YOU GOT ANY IN YOU? >> WE DON'T HAVE ANY INSTRUMENTS FOR THAT? >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, WHAT NUMBER AM I THINKING OF. >> 8. >> Stephen: NO. >> TWO. >> Stephen: YOU ONLY GET ONE ANSWER. THERE ARE NO MULLIGANS. DESCRIBE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN FIVE WORDS. >> OH, MAN. THAT'S TWO. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> YES, THAT'S FIVE. THAT'S TWO. YES. >> Stephen: BRADLEY COOPER, THANK YOU SO MUCH. YOU ARE FULLY KNOWN. BRADLEY COOPER, EVERYBODY. "NIGHTMARE ALLEY" AND "LICORICE PIZZA." GO SEE THEM. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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Channel: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Views: 835,535
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Keywords: The Late Show, Late Show, Stephen Colbert, Steven Colbert, Colbert, celebrity, celeb, celebrities, late night, talk show, comedian, comedy, CBS, joke, jokes, funny, funny video, funny videos, humor, hollywood, famous
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Length: 4min 52sec (292 seconds)
Published: Sat Jan 15 2022
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