<i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, I'M BACK HERE WITH THE STAR OF
"NIGHTMARE ALLEY," BRADLEY COOPER. YOU KNOW, BRADLEY, I ALWAYS HAVE
A GREAT TIME TALKING TO YOU. >> ME, TOO. >> Stephen: YOU'RE
INTELLIGENT, INTERESTING, INTERESTED IN YOUR OWN PROJECTS,
AND ALWAYS HAVE A UNIQUE PERSPECTIVE ON YOUR WORK, AND
ALSO PRESENT BEAUTIFUL WORK TO THE WORLD. BUT EVEN FOR ALL OF THAT, THE
FACT THAT WE ONLY GET TO TALK LIKE THIS FOR, SAY, 15 MINUTES
AT A TIME, MEANS I NEVER TRULY GET TO KNOW YOU. IT HAPPENS WITH SO MANY GUESTS
I'D LIKE TO KNOW BETTER. WHEN IS WHY THE SCIENTISTS AT
"LATE SHOW" LABS" HAVE COME UP WITH 15 QUESTIONS THEY HOLD IN
MY HAND RIGHT HERE, THAT WHEN ASKED OF A STAR, PLUMB THE DEPTH
OF THAT MAN OR WOMAN'S SOUL, AT THE END OF WHICH THEY ARE KNOWN
FULLY. ARE YOU PREPARED TO TAKE THE
COLBERT QUESTIONERT? >> YES, SIR. ♪ ♪ ♪
>> Stephen: QUESTION NUMBER ONE, BRADLEY COOPER: WHAT IS THE
BEST SANDWICH? >> ONION MOZZARELLA SANDWICH ON
WHITE BREAD THAT MY GRANDFATHER USED TO MAKE. >> Stephen: WHAT'S THE ONE
THING YOU OWN THAT YOU SHOULD REALLY THROW OUT? >> MY TRUCK. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
>> Stephen: WHAT KIND OF TRUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? >> THE MERCEDES G-55. I SHOULD PROBABLY GET RID OF IT. >> Stephen: SOMETHING WRONG
WITH IT? >> WELL, IT'S A LOT OF GAS, A
LOT OF GAS. >> Stephen: WHAT IS THE
SCARIEST ANIMAL? >> THE KIMODO DRAGON. I'M JUST DOING THE TOP OF MY
HEAD, RIGHT, IS THAT HOW IT WORKS. >> Stephen: YOU SPEND MORE
TIME ON THE ISLAND OF KIMODO, THAN MOST PEOPLE. >> IT CAN EAT A COW, CAN'T IT,
IN ONE GULP. ANYWAY. >> Stephen: APPLES OR ORANGES. >> APPLES. >> Stephen: YES. HAVE YOU EVER ASKED SOMEONE FOR
THEIR AUTOGRAPH? >> YES, TUG McGRA. I WAS EIGHT. IT WAS THE FORD DEALERSHIP
BEHIND MY HOUSE. >> Stephen: EVERY ANSWER WE'VE
GOTTEN IS A MALE STAR ASKING FOR A SPORTS FIGURE. >> REALLY? >> Stephen: YES. SO YOU'RE NOT SO UNIQUE. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN WE DIE? >> OH, MAN. YOU TELL ME. >> Stephen: THERE ARE THESE
PEARLY GATES... <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE. >> REQUESTED BLADE RUNNER." IS IT AN ACTION MOVIE? >> Stephen: YES. WINDOW ORILE? >> WINDOW. <i> ( APPLAUSE ).</i> >> Stephen: SO YOU NEVER HAVE
TO GO TO THE BATHROOM ON A FLIGHT. >> IF I DO, IT'S OKAY. "EXCUSE ME, SORRY." I CAN DO IT. >> Stephen: FAVORITE SMELL? >> LIKE-- THAT'S A GOOD
QUESTION. >> Stephen: IT'S A SCIENTIFIC
QUESTIONNAIRE. >> MY FIRST THING, I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT IT WAS, THE SMELL OF DAISY OR SOMETHING, AND THIN WENT
RIGHT TO PIZZA. SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT SAYS. >> Stephen: GOOD TASTE. LEAST-FAVORITE SMELL? >> POO. >> Stephen: MOST USED APP ON
YOUR PHONE. >> OH, MAN. APP ON MY PHONE... YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW. APP ON MY PHONE... I DON'T KNOW, MAN. >> Stephen: DO YOU DO TIKTOK? >> NO. >> Stephen: DO YOU LOOK AT
TWITTER? >> I'M ON NO SOCIAL MEDIA. >> Stephen: THE WEATHER APP? >> OKAY, THE WEATHER. <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
>> Stephen: CATS OR DOGS? >> DOGS! <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
I LOVE ANIMALS, BUT DOGS, MAN. >> Stephen: YOU ONLY GET ONE
SONG TO LISTEN TO THE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? >> GUSTAV MUELLER'S
RESURRECTION. >> Stephen: YOU GOT ANY IN
YOU? >> WE DON'T HAVE ANY INSTRUMENTS
FOR THAT? >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, WHAT
NUMBER AM I THINKING OF. >> 8. >> Stephen: NO. >> TWO. >> Stephen: YOU ONLY GET ONE
ANSWER. THERE ARE NO MULLIGANS. DESCRIBE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
IN FIVE WORDS. >> OH, MAN. THAT'S TWO. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
YES, THAT'S FIVE. THAT'S TWO. YES. >> Stephen: BRADLEY COOPER,
THANK YOU SO MUCH. YOU ARE FULLY KNOWN. BRADLEY COOPER, EVERYBODY. "NIGHTMARE ALLEY" AND "LICORICE
PIZZA." GO SEE THEM. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
Blade Runner and Mahler; the dude is a man of culture!