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>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY. WE'RE BACK HERE WITH JOHN
KRASINSKI. JOHN, IT'S REALLY LOVELY TO HAVE
YOU HERE. >> IT IS JEN RIAN HONOR TO BE
YOUR FIRST GUEST. I HAVE TO SAY THAT. FIRST LIVE GUEST. >> Stephen: FIRST LIVE GUEST,
EXACTLY. I'M GLAD IT'S YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE
A FRIEND AND I'M COMFORTABLE WITH YOU. >> THAT MEANS A LOT. YOU'VE NEVER CALLED ME A FRIEND
IN PUBLIC. >> Stephen: THAT IS THE ONLY
PLACE I WOULD CALL YOU A FRIEND, BECAUSE THIS IS SHOW BUSINESS,
BABY, AND IN PRIVATE DOESN'T GIVE ME ANY JUICE. >> THAT'S TRUE. >> Stephen: ONE REASON I'D
LIKE TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU IS TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER
BECAUSE EVEN WHEN WE SPEND TIME LIKE THIS, IT'S HARD TO PLUMB
THE DEPTHS OF SOMEBODY WEN WE TALK ON A SHOW. THE TEAM OF SCIENTISTS ON "THE
LATE SHOW" FIGURED OUT 13 QUESTIONS THAT GO STRAIGHT TO
THE HEART OF SOMEONE AND ALLOW THEM TO BE KNOWN IN A FULL WAY. IT'S CALLED THE COLBERT QUES
UESTIONERT. JOHN KRASINSKI. DO YOU HAVE THE COURAGE TO FACE
IT. >> LET'S DO IT. >> Stephen: FIRST QUESTION,
JOHN KRASINSKI, WHAT IS THE BEST SANDWICH? >> MEATBALL SUB. WOW, I JUST GOT JUDGED. IS THAT WHAT IT LIKES LIKE WHEN
YOU'RE JUDGED. IT IS. COPY THAT. YOU CAN GET A MEATBALL SUB
ANYTIME AND THEY'RE DELICIOUS. >> Stephen: WHAT'S THE ONE
THING YOU OWN THAT YOU SHOULD REALLY THROW OUT. >> OH, MAN. ACCORDING TO ME OR MY WIFE? >> Stephen: ACCORDING TO
WHOEVER MAKES THE CALLS. >> THERE IS A CELTIC SHIRT THAT
I HAD IN COLLEGE, IT'S LOOM LIKE A PLASTIC FILM UNDER HERE. >> Stephen: UH-HUH. AND FOR SOME REASON THE
WASHING MACHINE HAS LET ME DOWN IN THE LAST 376 WASHES AND IT
JUST STAYS PLASTICKY. >> Stephen: YOU COULD FRAME
IT. >> IT'S FRAMING ITSELF. >> Stephen: WHAT'S THE
SCARIEST ANIMAL? >> CROCODILE. ANYTHING THAT HAS THE DETERMINE
"DEATH ROLL" IN YOUR -- >> Stephen: OH, YEAH. NOT ONLY THE BITE'S NOT BAD
ENOUGH. THEN YOU HAVE TO ROLL ME INTO --
>> Stephen: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF A CROCODILE GRABS YOU IN THE
WATER, WHAT WOULD YOU PLAY? >> I'D PLAY WHAT WOULD YOU YOU
DO ALL THE TIME AND I THINK WOULD JUST GENUINELY YELL NO! NO! NO! >> ■Stephen: THUBS FOR THE
EYES. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: APPLES OR ORANGES. APPLES. >> Stephen: CAN'T PUT PEANUT
BUTTER ON AN ORANGE. >> I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU THINK
THIS IS THE FIRST ONE I GOT RIGHT. THE OTHER ONES WERE HIGH
JUDGMENT. >> Stephen: WHAT? WELL, THIS IS A BINARY CHOICE. >> BUT YOU HAVE YOUR OPINIONS
ABOUT THINGS. >> Stephen: WELL, I NO EWHAT
THE RIGHT ANSWER IS. NOT MY OPINION. I KNOW WHAT THE RIGHT ANSWER IS. I KNOW WHAT ALL THE ANSWERS ARE. BUT YOUR ANSWERS HAVE BEEN
GREAT. >> THANK YOU. >> Stephen: BECAUSE THEY'RE
COMING FROM THE HEART. HAVE YOU EVER ASKED SOMEONE FOR
THEIR AUTOGRAPH? >> OH, YEAH, WHEN I WAS A LITTLE
KID, MY DAD WAS A DOCTOR AND HE ACTUALLY KNEW THE DOCTOR OF THE
RED SOX, AND, SO, I GOT TO ONCE GO DOWN THERE AND MEET MY HERO
AT THE TIME WAS KIRBY PUCKETT FROM THE MINNESOTA TWINS. >> Stephen: I HAVE ASKED THIS
TO YOUR CLUNEYS AND IT'S MOSTLY BASEBALL PLAYERS. WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN
WE DIE? >> I HOPE IT'S GREAT. OKAY? >> Stephen: WHATEVER IT IS,
YOU HOPE IT'S GREAT. >> I THINK THERE'S DEFINITELY
SOMETHING WAITING FOR US. >> Stephen: FAVORITE ACTION
MOVIE. >> OH, MAN -- THE DARK KNIGHT. >> Stephen: NOT BAD. FAVORITE SMELL. >> BABY'S HAIR. THEY HAVE A DIFFERENT SMELL WHEN
THEY'RE THAT YOUNG. >> Stephen: SURE. YEAH. >> Stephen: LEAST FAVORITE
SMELL. >> BABY'S POOP. >> Stephen: MIXED BAG. WHEN IT'S LIQUID. >> Stephen: SURE. MMM... EXERCISE. >> EXACT ABOUT IT? >> Stephen: WORTH IT? YES, VERY. >> Stephen: FLAT OR SPARKLING? FLAT. >> Stephen: MOST --
ARE WE GOING TO EDIT THAT OUT? >> Stephen: WHAT OUT? MOST USED APP ON YOUR PHONE? >> SPOTIFY. I ONLY JUST -- I AM 94 YEARS
OLD. I JUST RECENTLY FIGURED OUT THAT
THEY HAVE RADIO CHANNELS THAT MIX UP YOUR FAVORITE ARTISTS. SO YOU SAY, LEON BRIDGES, AND
YOU CAN LISTEN TO ALL LEON BRIDGES. DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SPOTIFY? AND THEN --
>> Stephen: ARE YOU SPONSORED BY SPOTIFY? >> SPOTIFY. THE ONLY WAY TO LISTEN --
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: YOU GET ONE SONG
TO LISTEN TO FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT IS IT? >> MMM -- MAYBE THE CURTAIN
FALLS BY BOBBY DARREN. MORE? >> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW THAT
ONE. "BEYOND THE SEA" IS IN THE DAMN
MOVIE AND THAT'S BOBBY DARIN. >> YES, I BELIEVE IT WAS HIS
LAST TOUR EVER, ONE TO HAVE THE LAST THINGS HE SANG LIVE WAS
THIS SONG CALLED "AS THE CURTAIN FALLS" AND IT'S BASICALLY HIS
GOODBYE SONG TO SHOW BUSINESS AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL. IT WILL MAKE YOU CRY, SO -- WHEN
YOU GO ON SPOTIFY -- >> Stephen: WHAT NUMBER AM I
THINKING OF? >> SEVEN. >> Stephen: NO. OKAY. >> Stephen: DESCRIBE THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE IN FIVE WORDS. >> I HOPE I MAKE IT. >> Stephen: JOHN KRASINSKI,
CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >> Stephen: YOU ARE KNOWN. WOW, THANK YOU. ♪♪♪
>> SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. WE HAVE TO REVIEW THE HOOK. BECAUSE NOW WE GET TO DO IT. >> Stephen: READY? LET'S DO IT. >> OH, VERY NICE. SO NICE. >> STEPHEN: "A QUITE PLACE PART
II" WILL BE IN THEATERS ON MAY 28. JOHN KRASINSKI, EVERYBODY! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
