Bruce Springsteen Takes The Colbert Questionert

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"One of the biggest names in New Jersey based music" 😂 😂

A funny way to phrase it, but then again New Jersey has a pretty stacked musical legacy.

👍︎︎ 7 👤︎︎ u/CulturalWind357 📅︎︎ Nov 12 2021 🗫︎ replies

The Sinatra answer was perfect, as was Patti’s.

👍︎︎ 4 👤︎︎ u/tpelly 📅︎︎ Nov 12 2021 🗫︎ replies
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<i> ( APPLAUSE )</i> >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. I'M HERE WITH YOUR FRIEND AND MINE, MR. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN. GIVE IT UP FOR BRUCE, EVERYBODY. <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i> BRUCE, THANKS FOR BEING HERE. YOU'RE ALWAYS SO GENEROUS WITH YOUR TIME WHEN YOU'RE HERE, YOU KNOW. YOU COME ON FOR ONE SEGMENT. I TURN INTO AN ENTIRE SHOW. BECAUSE THIS IS A VACATION FOR ME. >> GOOD. >> Stephen: ONE THING, AS MUCH TIME AS YOU'VE GIVEN ME OVER THE YEARS, IT'S REALLY HARD TO GET TO KNOW SOMEBODY IN THESE SITUATIONS BECAUSE THERE'S AN AUDIENCE OBSERVING YOU. PERHAPS, YOU KNOW, THERE ARE PREPARED QUESTIONS. BUT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW MORE FROM SOME OF MY GUESTS, THE BIGGEST NAMES OUT THERE-- AND YOU, OBVIOUSLY, ARE ONE OF THE BIGGEST NAMES IN NEW JERSEY-BASED MUSIC. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> YOU KNOW I HAD DINNER WITH DEON WARWICK THIS WEEKEND. >> OH! >> Stephen: EAST ORANGE. THERE YOU GO. WHAT I HAVE DONE, OUR SCIENTISTS HERE AT "LATE SHOW" LABS" HAVE COME UP WITH 15 QUESTIONS THAT HAVE BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY DESIGNED TO PIERCE THE VEIL THAT WE CREATE BETWEEN EACH OTHER TO PROTECT OURSELVES FROM BEING KNOWN. AND YOU WILL TRULY BE KNOWN AT THE END OF OF THESE 15 QUESTIONS. I WANT TO WARN YOU, THIS IS GOING TO BE A ROUGH RIDE FOR SOME PEOPLE. ARE YOU PREPARED TO TAKE THE COLBERT QUESTIONERT? >> THAT'S MY JOB. I'M HERE. ♪ ♪ ♪<i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i> >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT. STRAP IN. STRAP IN. NUMBER ONE QUESTION: BRUCE, WHAT IS THE BEST SANDWICH? >> THAT'S EASY. 3:00 A.M., PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY, BIG GLASS OF MILK. <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i> >> Stephen: SO IT'S A CLASSIC. THAT'S AN AMERICAN CLASSIC RIGHT THERE. WHAT IS THE SCARIEST ANIMAL? >> THE SCARIEST ANIMAL USED TO BE THE SHARK, BECAUSE WAS I WAS A SURFER WHEN I WAS VERY, YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. BUT I HAVE BEEN BIT SEVERAL TIMES BY A BROWN RECLUSE SPIDER. >> Stephen: SEVERAL TIMES? >> YES, AND THEY LEAVE A NASTY NECROTIC SORE. AND SO I WOULD SAY FOR ME RIGHT NOW, A BROWN RECLUSE SPIDER, SPIDERS. I DON'T LIKE SPIDERS. >> Stephen: WOW, WOW. MAY I ASK WHERE YOU WERE BITTEN? <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> >> ON MY LOWER BODY. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> >> Stephen: APPLES OR ORANGES? >> APPLES. >> Stephen: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> YOU CAN PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON AN APPLE. >> AND I LOVE THAT. >> Stephen: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED SOMEONE FOR THEIR AUTOGRAPH? >> YES. UH, I WAS WITH MY SON WATCHING THE NEW YORK YANKEES IN 1998, AND... <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i> THAT'S RIGHT! >> Stephen: ONE YANKEE FAN, ONE. >> WHAT'S THAT ABOUT! AND WE HAD-- I MEAN, THE '98 YANKS. COME ON! WE HAD A BASEBALL THAT THE WHOLE TEAM SIGNED. HE HAS A BASEBALL THE WHOLE TEAM SIGNED. >> Stephen: WOW, THAT'S NICE. <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i> THAT TENDS TO BE THE ANSWER. IT TENDS TO BE A SPORTS FIGURE. WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN WE DIE, BRUCE? >> OKAY, INDIVIDUAL CONSCIOUSNESS. ADIOS. BUT OUR SOULS AND OUR SPIRITS I THINK GROW AND LIVE ON WITH THE PEOPLE THAT WE'VE LOVED AND WHO HAVE LOVED US AND WITH PEOPLE WE'VE HAD IMPACT ON, WITH OUR WORK OR WITH OUR-- IN OUR DAILY EXPERIENCE. SO I'M GOING WITH THAT. <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i> >> Stephen: NICE. FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE. >> ACTION... WELL, I ACTUALLY LOVE A PICTURE THAT NO ONE IS GOING TO KNOW CALLED "VANISHING POINT." >> Stephen: I KNOW "VANISHING POINT." YOU NEVER SEE-- THE DRIVER NEVER TALKS, RIGHT, AND HIS SHIFT SER A GUN HANDLE, I THINK. AND AT THE END, HE DRIVES RIGHT INTO THE BULL DOUGHERS. >> YOU GOT THE END RIGHT. I THINK HE TALKS, AND I DON'T REMEMBER THE GUN HANDLE. BUT ANYWAY, THAT IS THE MOVIE. AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS MANY PEOPLE HAVE SEEN IT IN THIS ROOM. <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i> I'M IMPRESSED. >> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE SMELL? >> MY WIFE, PATTY. >> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE A LEAST-FAVORITE SMELL? >> SULFUR. >> Stephen: OKAY. EXERCISE? WORTH IT? >> I'M 72. <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i> >> Stephen: FLAT OR SPARKLING? >> FLAT. >> Stephen: MOST-USED APP ON YOUR SEWN? >> SIRI, HOW DO YOU GET TO... >> Stephen: NAVIGATION. THERE YOU GO. ALL RIGHT, YOU GET ONE SONG TO LISTEN TO FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. WHAT IS IT? >> ONE? >> Stephen: UH-HUH. >> WHOA. UH... "SUMMER WIND" FRANK SINATRA. <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i> >> Stephen: WHAT NUMBER AM I THINKING OF IT? >> 7? >> Stephen: NO. DESCRIBE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN FIVE WORDS. >> DAMN, WHAT A ( BLEEP ) RIDE. <i> ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )</i> >> Stephen: BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, EVERYBODY! "THE LEGENDARY 1979 NO NUKES CONCERT" IS AVAILABLE NOVEMBER 19. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. ♪ ♪ ♪<i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
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Channel: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Views: 803,245
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Keywords: The Late Show, Late Show, Stephen Colbert, Steven Colbert, Colbert, celebrity, celeb, celebrities, late night, talk show, comedian, comedy, CBS, joke, jokes, funny, funny video, funny videos, humor, hollywood, famous, interviews
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Length: 6min 19sec (379 seconds)
Published: Thu Nov 11 2021
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