<i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. I'M HERE WITH YOUR FRIEND AND
MINE, MR. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN. GIVE IT UP FOR BRUCE, EVERYBODY. <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
BRUCE, THANKS FOR BEING HERE. YOU'RE ALWAYS SO GENEROUS WITH
YOUR TIME WHEN YOU'RE HERE, YOU KNOW. YOU COME ON FOR ONE SEGMENT. I TURN INTO AN ENTIRE SHOW. BECAUSE THIS IS A VACATION FOR
ME. >> GOOD. >> Stephen: ONE THING, AS MUCH
TIME AS YOU'VE GIVEN ME OVER THE YEARS, IT'S REALLY HARD TO GET
TO KNOW SOMEBODY IN THESE SITUATIONS BECAUSE THERE'S AN
AUDIENCE OBSERVING YOU. PERHAPS, YOU KNOW, THERE ARE
PREPARED QUESTIONS. BUT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW MORE
FROM SOME OF MY GUESTS, THE BIGGEST NAMES OUT THERE-- AND
YOU, OBVIOUSLY, ARE ONE OF THE BIGGEST NAMES IN NEW
JERSEY-BASED MUSIC. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
YOU KNOW I HAD DINNER WITH DEON WARWICK THIS WEEKEND. >> OH! >> Stephen: EAST ORANGE. THERE YOU GO. WHAT I HAVE DONE, OUR SCIENTISTS
HERE AT "LATE SHOW" LABS" HAVE COME UP WITH 15 QUESTIONS THAT
HAVE BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY DESIGNED TO PIERCE THE VEIL THAT
WE CREATE BETWEEN EACH OTHER TO PROTECT OURSELVES FROM BEING
KNOWN. AND YOU WILL TRULY BE KNOWN AT
THE END OF OF THESE 15 QUESTIONS. I WANT TO WARN YOU, THIS IS
GOING TO BE A ROUGH RIDE FOR SOME PEOPLE. ARE YOU PREPARED TO TAKE THE
COLBERT QUESTIONERT? >> THAT'S MY JOB. I'M HERE. ♪ ♪ ♪<i>
( LAUGHTER )</i> <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT. STRAP IN. STRAP IN. NUMBER ONE QUESTION: BRUCE, WHAT
IS THE BEST SANDWICH? >> THAT'S EASY. 3:00 A.M., PEANUT BUTTER AND
JELLY, BIG GLASS OF MILK. <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
>> Stephen: SO IT'S A CLASSIC. THAT'S AN AMERICAN CLASSIC RIGHT
THERE. WHAT IS THE SCARIEST ANIMAL? >> THE SCARIEST ANIMAL USED TO
BE THE SHARK, BECAUSE WAS I WAS A SURFER WHEN I WAS VERY, YOU
KNOW, WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. BUT I HAVE BEEN BIT SEVERAL
TIMES BY A BROWN RECLUSE SPIDER. >> Stephen: SEVERAL TIMES? >> YES, AND THEY LEAVE A NASTY
NECROTIC SORE. AND SO I WOULD SAY FOR ME RIGHT
NOW, A BROWN RECLUSE SPIDER, SPIDERS. I DON'T LIKE SPIDERS. >> Stephen: WOW, WOW. MAY I ASK WHERE YOU WERE BITTEN? <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
>> ON MY LOWER BODY. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
>> Stephen: APPLES OR ORANGES? >> APPLES. >> Stephen: THAT'S EXACTLY
RIGHT. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
YOU CAN PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON AN APPLE. >> AND I LOVE THAT. >> Stephen: HAVE YOU EVER
ASKED SOMEONE FOR THEIR AUTOGRAPH? >> YES. UH, I WAS WITH MY SON WATCHING
THE NEW YORK YANKEES IN 1998, AND... <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
THAT'S RIGHT! >> Stephen: ONE YANKEE FAN,
ONE. >> WHAT'S THAT ABOUT! AND WE HAD-- I MEAN, THE '98
YANKS. COME ON! WE HAD A BASEBALL THAT THE WHOLE
TEAM SIGNED. HE HAS A BASEBALL THE WHOLE TEAM
SIGNED. >> Stephen: WOW, THAT'S NICE. <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
THAT TENDS TO BE THE ANSWER. IT TENDS TO BE A SPORTS FIGURE. WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN
WE DIE, BRUCE? >> OKAY, INDIVIDUAL
CONSCIOUSNESS. ADIOS. BUT OUR SOULS AND OUR SPIRITS I
THINK GROW AND LIVE ON WITH THE PEOPLE THAT WE'VE LOVED AND WHO
HAVE LOVED US AND WITH PEOPLE WE'VE HAD IMPACT ON, WITH OUR
WORK OR WITH OUR-- IN OUR DAILY EXPERIENCE. SO I'M GOING WITH THAT. <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
>> Stephen: NICE. FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE. >> ACTION... WELL, I ACTUALLY
LOVE A PICTURE THAT NO ONE IS GOING TO KNOW CALLED "VANISHING
POINT." >> Stephen: I KNOW "VANISHING
POINT." YOU NEVER SEE-- THE DRIVER NEVER
TALKS, RIGHT, AND HIS SHIFT SER A GUN HANDLE, I THINK. AND AT THE END, HE DRIVES RIGHT
INTO THE BULL DOUGHERS. >> YOU GOT THE END RIGHT. I THINK HE TALKS, AND I DON'T
REMEMBER THE GUN HANDLE. BUT ANYWAY, THAT IS THE MOVIE. AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS MANY
PEOPLE HAVE SEEN IT IN THIS ROOM. <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
I'M IMPRESSED. >> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE A
FAVORITE SMELL? >> MY WIFE, PATTY. >> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE A
LEAST-FAVORITE SMELL? >> SULFUR. >> Stephen: OKAY. EXERCISE? WORTH IT? >> I'M 72. <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
>> Stephen: FLAT OR SPARKLING? >> FLAT. >> Stephen: MOST-USED APP ON
YOUR SEWN? >> SIRI, HOW DO YOU GET TO... >> Stephen: NAVIGATION. THERE YOU GO. ALL RIGHT, YOU GET ONE SONG TO
LISTEN TO FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. WHAT IS IT? >> ONE? >> Stephen: UH-HUH. >> WHOA. UH... "SUMMER WIND" FRANK
SINATRA. <i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
>> Stephen: WHAT NUMBER AM I THINKING OF IT? >> 7? >> Stephen: NO. DESCRIBE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
IN FIVE WORDS. >> DAMN, WHAT A ( BLEEP ) RIDE. <i> ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )</i>
>> Stephen: BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, EVERYBODY! "THE LEGENDARY 1979 NO NUKES
CONCERT" IS AVAILABLE NOVEMBER 19. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. ♪ ♪ ♪<i>
( APPLAUSE )</i>
"One of the biggest names in New Jersey based music" 😂 😂
A funny way to phrase it, but then again New Jersey has a pretty stacked musical legacy.
The Sinatra answer was perfect, as was Patti’s.