How To Make A Cop Laugh | Gabriel Iglesias

you can't have all seriously around here you got to be careful cuz the police here and Baker see little mess around they won't stop you for anything bad they got me outside but I noticed something though if you can make a cop laughs they will work with you but you gotta really make them laugh you can't just make them go you gotta make them you know who I made a cop laugh so hard one time he almost peed on himself I know this cuz he told me he was like you don't understand I damn near pissed myself and here in Vegas oh man it's no different man I've had a I love every part of this town I even loved oil bill and for everybody watching at home boy [Applause] but I still love it yeah still but yeah man tricky here in town you gotta be careful though man cuz some people can handle alcohol you know who you are some people can you have no clue guys especially you know how it goes we get loaded we turn into one of three people right or either the I love you guy I hate you guy or the mere guy you know that guy right [Music] I know cuz that's me oh my god I can't handle alcohol people when they get drunk they say things they don't mean you know what I'm drunk you hear something like [Music] you better cut me off oh hell yeah man and when I drink I only drink like regular alcohol I don't do beer beer just doesn't know beer makes me talk to my buddy I don't like that I'm when I get drunk on beer I get weird I'm like you know what's the matter [Music] [Applause] as I say you just gotta be careful you know and if you're gonna drink and you're thinking about driving don't do it you know it's not a good idea cuz like I say you know when you're drunk you know when you're drunk you're doing laps in the parking lot you can't find the exit hello some of you make it out to the streets you don't want you're drunk you're like you know behind you you hear you know if you hear if you hear the magical sound one of two things will pop into your head either one I'm okay I'm fine I can beat this or two [Music] [Applause] [Music] I gotta let you go babe I wanna go to jail [Applause] I'm gonna tell you right now again if you can make the police laugh you have a chance if you do get pulled over for drunk driving okay pull over as slowly and as safely as you can get order now if you know for a fact that you are gonna go to jail okay you're early I'm gone have a little fun I don't mean take off in a high-speed pursuit no no no no don't do that cuz you're not gonna get very far I mean if you're drunk you know you're gonna go to jail hell and you have tinted windows have a little extra fun take off your seatbelt jump over to the passenger side throw your seatbelt back on and just wait for the cop you have no idea how bad you're gonna throw his ass off you guys he's gonna come over to the driver's side with a flashlight you're sitting there he was here a second ago [Applause] scuse me what mid-drive oh hell no you

Channel: Gabriel Iglesias

Views: 1,442,804

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Id: 4rg6iO8O7iE

Length: 5min 26sec (326 seconds)

Published: Mon May 25 2020