Best of Game Grumps: The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds

foreign load oh oh yeah baby what the hey because baby i wanna get freaky with you hello and welcome to uh legend of zelda um a link between worlds so um perhaps you heard us speaking of this uh on another episode we started this playthrough many years ago five six years ago um but i was going through some personal turmoil at the time i was going through a sad breakup didn't really talk about it at the time because you know why would i and uh your feelings out yeah nah and so you could be on the headlines of all the twitter posts it was too raw man that's not my style so like famous youtuber daniel avidan in emotional pain um so yeah i i just i had a bad time doing that play through it was my least favorite time of all of grumps uh just because i couldn't focus on anything i was just so bummed out um but uh obviously many years have passed and my love life's in a good place now and i asked aaron if he would be down with uh starting fresh and uh his one concern was that i named the character the same thing so we don't have to change the t-shirt so i was like i guess that's a guess i mean it's technically the same guy right yeah it's loafus lopez cramer lophus cramwell so let's do it it's not that i don't want to sell more t-shirts dan i just feel like we need more time all right fair enough as you can see i played it a little bit so i can get my chops up oh yeah look at you this this loafus will be loafus wham krell but you'll just know that in your hearts okay okay you ready begin hell yeah i'm ready born ready except for that time when i totally was not ready except for most of the time what a lovely little house let me start shattering stuff my first dollar a dollar saved is a dollar earned a dollar earned i didn't earn it whatever i just i just banged that s i will save my progress well then don't turn off the power okay fine god [ __ ] dude why are being so mean you better head inside my papa's waiting lofos fine and remember he's pissed off let's chat for a while all right [ __ ] god he really blew his stack oh god while you were pumping that vein you stay the hell away from my stack i hope he comes back soon we've had an outbreak of vandal it don't say don't say that we've had backstreet boys of vandalism all over the walls paintings everywhere go find the secret passage i'm gonna go smoke weed over here all right dampy cheese i'm just gonna look at the door for a while yeah that's definitely how it's gonna work there's lots of dang it i unleashed a ghost that's a pole oh yeah they are posed dang it second po dude what are you doing i'm trying to get i'm trying to make cash money you're pretty dang good so many posts yeah they're super strong too just kidding they're not get heck yeah oh dude nice 10 rupees that's what i'm talking about that was worth wasting all of our time okay fine geez all right geez like the next one was like a thousand rupees of course wow the incredibly rare opal rupee worth a thous and it's only there at this point in the game you'll never get it again yeah oops oops oops oops oops those are my pots that's where i keep all my stuff like my money poop soup soups give me give me the things please just got a pot collection that's all i'm gonna go smoke some pot nice well done aaron i already made that it was sort of call back rats oh rats dang it build a rat deck and match the gathering aaron please focus it sucks it's not good there's like one rat in standard anyway get the rat something here smells like pew it's a church joke are there lasers in here because all i'm seeing are pew pew pew oh my god oh god no yeah give it the she's fine yeah walk it off series she's like oh this is okay i guess yeah i am i feel neutral ow no loafers you just got your ass kicked by a wall oh thank god it was all a dream wake up that wasn't a dream yeah we've got it we established breakfast oh geez oh my god it's charcoal or whatever ravio ra right ravioli that's what i said right you said charcoal you gotta report this to the castle get out of my house what odor you don't want it just because it smells funny god you have to get rid of half the people of this freaking medieval kingdom if that was the case i like cooking with tumeric so what me and my co-dependent flying thing will just hang out in your home bye now see you mr hero should i say a roommate you've made a terrible mistake i know we didn't discuss rent but uh we're not going to be [ __ ] him [ __ ] him [ __ ] this thing okay oh oh my god oh yeah yeah you can get rid of those that's your first victory dude no thank you oh dude this spear is so heavy doing my backhand i wish i had a sword like you oh you mean so you could do this yeah technically you don't have a sword you're still borrowing the captains better watch out there kid yeah i'd better watch out you know better watch out these [ __ ] tickets [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] look at that guy [ __ ] try training now [ __ ] bye they're still training yeah look i get you want to see the princess but that's a real whopper of a story there hey did you like forget the whole thing about how i like defeated ganon and [ __ ] and yeah did you not see that what i just did to those [ __ ] uh sword dummies back there is that so what is this message blah blah blah blah blah blah hey dude all right sorry nachos the third piece of the triforce has vanished the legend says it's hidden in the spirit of a true hero like me that's me oh so cute sup what a cutie please then tell me what you saw at the sanctuary oh i saw you and me getting down you know what i'm saying then it must be done seriously fred not princess i'd advise that we consult for help are you sure about this princess the royal family has kept that safe for untold generations exactly no one told me so i don't care quite sure lady emperor you don't even know what i'm talking about dude this has been in my sleep keeping since the day was born now i will entrust it to you it's force of will it's a four-drop blue card please take good care of this charm you will have need for it of it soon lupus you can counter any spell as long as you discard a blues all right all right please tell us about everything that you saw do you need me to say it a third time are you waiting for a [ __ ] written invitation please tell sasha everything you saw get the hell out of here who was that and where's my special charm it's raining my family for until generations it's just like a presentation she does for like any guest that comes in what's next is master sorry i was just dreaming about things i'd like to have sex with this could mean only one thing you're both crazy you're gonna have to go on a crazy-ass journey while i sit right here oh god no sorry i just thought of what i was saying i'm sure hugo will be waiting for him yoga you're gonna eat that i'll never make it in time to warn him for you loafers with those creamy hamstrings and those soft supple legs weiner would be a great name for one of these links she's weiner it's up to you welcome back everybody hello so uh while we were while you were gone nothing happened and uh okay i did show up so yeah and we decided that uh weiner would be a good name for a future link when we play another zelda game oh yeah but we get to have to tell his t-shirt with wiener on it exactly oh crap oh yes my [ __ ] wife easy with those first minute oh sorry come on dude oh no we're good no we're not good we're not good it's been eight seconds take it out god man oh yeah she's beautiful she's my wife she's adorable she's all goth and witchy yeah she's pretty cute she's pretty sassy too come on she's the best she's the one who like after you save her she's like what do you want a metal like gosh she's like my favorite character in this game what's her name yeah oh so you're ready to go on the first dungeon yeah oh yeah i'm ready man scooby the baptist stop stop hectoring me you're the one who was asking just because i'm wrong doesn't it i never thought of that i've never had anyone chastise me for not taking their bad advice so can you give me some advice oh sure i've got plenty you've been playing for a while why not take a break obviously you don't realize that i do this for a living game all right we're doing it baby you've been having too much fun you need to stop your eyes are probably burning [ __ ] it's only episode two we got six more of these today baby it's like what are you talking directly to our freaking audience there like you you've been watching game grumps for a long time why don't you take a break yeah jeez knock it off dude people use this as a sleep aid myself included turn it on at 10 volume and just fall asleep too it's like your friends are in the room keeping you safe how lovely we're safe oops you're safe oh oh uh oh something happened what happened okay cool we're good everything's fine all right gotta be careful why i made eight dollars and nothing happened maybe well you looked stupid so that's what's the most everyone saw it yeah so how about that makes you look like a freak he's like he's like let's get him larry larry i got a smokey that's right what the hell dude are you a secret boy yeah well i looked at the map so how about that nonsense dude i'll remember these fairies for later i gotta say like i'm pretty improved dude it's like it's like you played this and it's like you did your research yeah well that's saying that you don't usually just no we don't usually we don't have the time i know but i don't mean i i didn't say it like incredulous like did you research like oh no i get it i was scratching my nose coming at you like a mile away yeah and what are you gonna do what are you gonna do luckily this game is pretty liberal with uh with its heart i don't know what it is about like stuff flying from off-screen it's just so funny yeah it's like coming at you like real slow they're a handful love me some monster cow guts oh crap i don't have any keys don't have any keys doesn't have any keys you making fun of me right now i will slaughter your whole family all right here we go there was something really funny to me about how you like shot an arrow and then like arrows came from the bottom of the screen like like it's split into two and did like a whirly gig me this was not my best performance getting hit by everything in the game okay sure would be cool if those stopped firing okay yay oh yeah they did oh yeah yeah man which is good because i'm hurting for a squirting right now it just kept lining me up perfectly for more ass kicking ah this is like the perfect we didn't do it yeah i see you people in the comments dan i practice this game also dan gets hit by every arrow i see you that's exactly what the cup is yeah oh yeah oh yeah i know it's very on brand for our comments yo i beat this when i was a kid also aaron doesn't know that there's an upgrade oh totally totally there's also a lot of like nobody absolutely anyone at all and then [ __ ] saying some other [ __ ] like get a new template for your comments people oh man meem up you're that wriggling worm i saw at the sanctuary that's me i will oblige i'm gonna whip this dude's ass what was that yeah oh [ __ ] yeah you will never defeat me you forced my hand i must brush you aside i'm probably gonna survive this yeah [ __ ] dude hey guys what a sad drab painting you make you can rot there for all i can whatever dude just remember who made you [ __ ] i i mean uh kicked your ass sorry i um this [ __ ] count nothing just dies on the floor head cracks the fall killed him oh it's just monster guts sweet no it's not sweet it's a waste of my ding dang time i'm gonna put my bank account that's not a door ah awesome go to the bank and like will you be depositing yup wait there's more there's more what stress more treasure chest oh all right but i said i'm going to one of the treasures yeah and you're the one who said get out of there is aaron giving you sauce yeah i felt you were having a real internal debate on whether to get all those little treasure chests oh [ __ ] dude what's going on here well ain't this about a [ __ ] listen well lophus i i'm gonna place my hands and if with fingers interlocked put your foot right where that is and then i'm going to launch you over into the castle the hero of that day found the master sword and then he had abs of steel the hero first had to cut oh so hot what i don't believe in what second you've tucked it snugly under your testicles sack that's the pendant of courage what in high roll are you doing with it nophis i don't know oh you killed her and took it yeah cool what are you doing with that well that solves one problem it creates another doesn't it care to do that young genius you wanted to cut to zelda and she's just like uh i gave him what i was like why are you giving it to him i i didn't that was the period of courage i don't i don't even know who that is i thought i was giving him like a oh she should do a dollar store bracelet or something well looks like looks like sahasrara was like you're on your own loafers and immediately you start getting attacked by [ __ ] oh wow does that suck bye yeah good luck [ __ ] good [ __ ] looker you don't have anything right now he has a stupid bow yeah i know thanks for reminding me how you gonna do with the bow shoot this guy oh well i guess that does work get five dollars bro you just [ __ ] mugged that dude yeah used to say how dare you suggest i'd do something as terrible as mugging him i murdered him and then i looted his corpse that's true he won't miss it because he's dead [ __ ] okay i'm going to hit crabs with crabs and crabs and crabs oh i can't swim yeah you dingus what do you think you are some kind of person with legs and arms all right yeah i forgot i forgot i can't swim this early oh god yeah right no okay milk me what i most certainly will not jesus what i gotta go around yeah he's at the ah all right this is such an arbitrary patch of grass and fence i know it's weird oh it's your boo god i love her so much shibu thing oh yeah i remember making a joke about how she's like flying right over you and you're like um what i should take care of nice localization and and she was all and i was like did you disconnect your the [ __ ] thing did i no it just the capture went dead again and we're back hello sorry we blew that for a second um like someone knows how to blow a stack go ahead i bet you want a piece of this don't you oh take it easy irene geez that's why they call me irene because i really wanna [ __ ] what that that doesn't make any sense think about it maybe you think about it while i fly away dramatically no i will not take a break you know what we both can't get to george domain either [ __ ] all that see ya [ __ ] that do anything for you baby hey oh [ __ ] [ __ ] electric pickles man electric pickles i'll get you is a great name for a band it is we are electric pickles thank you hello norway electric pickles one two three four ow he knocked me right into the next scene that guy [ __ ] i said [ __ ] castle so we should ask them if we could get in touch with backstreet boys yeah i'm sure the backstreet boys would be elated that we've equated their tour with a horrible plague i kind of wonder you know i wonder so i don't know man it's you know maybe they're cool maybe their kids are fans hey uh anybody listening watching this any of the five people that are watching this series still do you are you a son of a backstreet boy let us know great question or daughter i guess you know i don't know i went straight to sun i filled it up as high as the brim would go to the brim but it's not it's full again no it didn't it looked empty as [ __ ] oh damn it was like half full um it's as full as fall gets you want more you pay extra welcome back as you may have noticed i made myself whoops pretty [ __ ] comfortable here i still haven't found anywhere else to stay so i spruced up the place yay dude this isn't so hard i've played harder touhou games gotta be careful man i'm trying man they're they're coming fast and furious well then here we go ready to play little friend ready for yes we're electric pickle one two three four oh don't forget to eat a good breakfast cuckoo eggs is the best way to start the day ugh whatever i'll be in your backyard digging up your [ __ ] and breaking your pottery what's that out here oh my god yeah uh so i'm the bee man you're probably wondering spending my days surrounded by a buzzy small stroke yeah what the [ __ ] you start kicking the floorboards larry what are you doing down there yeah i'm dumped i like trying to take the photo yeah okay [ __ ] sick did you know oh oh no well he is oh god all right papa the street pass it's a new feature everyone's gonna love it it's all the rage oh look that's the only appearance of the little oak yeah nice lobster picture did you decorate this place yourself lady shut up [ __ ] your bushes you're a [ __ ] menace dude yeah you're like worse than anything else this world has got like electric pickles and little octopuses that walk around people can swing your sword and ruin people's pots and [ __ ] i love it no you're not my dad you know my dad after a while like dude you've been playing a really long time yeah maybe you should consider like not for a while you got to be [ __ ] me with how much you're playing this game damn dude you're milking that stone dry todd isn't it a little bit yeah it's hot of course it's hot sweating bullets over here take a good long look you [ __ ] 20 rubies yeah we are the skeletons three bob robert and ptp uh okay dude you're gonna comp ass whenever excuse me never mind hello friends she's merging the wall bro why would i want to i'm so good at murdering i'm just saying like nah you probably did it right i'm probably the [ __ ] here i'm amazing i am my missing in your [ __ ] face everybody in your faces all you all in the comments were like dude he's not gonna get that key but then he proved you all wrong so you dan deserves an apology oh my god the apology demanding these days on uh the internet is really out of control so please post in the comments your full three paragraph long essay apology like it doesn't mean anything if you don't mean it from the heart oops well the heart just pumps blood dan you're right aaron i hadn't thought of that that's a great point is this still here damn it i feel like on this episode of game grumps i'm like the little brother in the back of the car that's like kicking your seat it's like is this annoying this is annoying is this annoying oh dip all right you know what you're gonna have it all at the same time you can't just have one of them sorry sorry sorry look gruesome dude yeah this is not correct dan i played this at home also dan what do we do i forgot okay i'm back i'm back baby that was awesome okay dude when i was a kid i would just walk into my friend's rooms and like fart and then leave you do that now what are you talking about trying to have like a redemption story here really yeah nice arc they [ __ ] me up well man okay all right give daddy some hearts give daddy some horns or give daddy a boss battle that's cool too that's cool too that's all so cool use your floopity-doop oh so chilly you've really cooled my bones look at me skitter about [ __ ] died all right let's not count down to that goodness maybe wait an hour maybe wait an hour let's wait an hour okay thank you why do you wake me from my monoscopic slumber where are you going isn't it this way what did what you turned on the fan you turned on the giant fan and then you just walked past it like nothing was different oh boy i love hanging out with you okay floor three we made it hell yeah uh-huh i'm right there with you man okay dude believe me i do that all the time and yeah you bear witness to it constantly yeah it's fine it's fine wallet dude go along the wall uh fine god such a correct backseat gamer making it all the worse now i know how you feel all the time yeah seriously it's like dude it's so obvious it's like i'm sorry i'm just wrapped up in it yeah yeah i'm just kind of in a world here and thinking of of other [ __ ] [ __ ] backseat gamer that was so funny but like perfectly accurate with what needs to happen uh-oh i i realized immediately that was a bad idea oh i mean it is what i have to do but man what i fell through it didn't even land on it nintendo makes games for babies like yeah i know the the the easiest route is probably the but it's like if you stand in the center and then use it while it's moving and you probably land on the other one nintendo makes games for babies how dare you it's true though sorry i'm being a little bit of a completionist there sweating oh the pits oh i've got the pit sweats look at him spin dude yeah it's too fast not my diss oh god stop that's okay i've got two more discs to hold me oh my god he's kicking the crap out of me oh oh no damn it this isn't how it's supposed to be in the house of gales ah [ __ ] there's no way he'll get my list no oh that's not good i have been playing a while why don't i take a break i feel abandoned it's such a shame okay i don't really know what to do about that so i'm gonna keep swimming you want help or yeah i i'd be happy to help you gotta be a little more specific why don't you ask one of your friends that's trying to kill me yeah like all of them yeah it's such a cop out i want to see his [ __ ] out you know what i'm saying oh give me a break with this solid [ __ ] no more like a stink to the past between worlds [ __ ] like freeze the capture oh did it oh it did how about now here it comes yeah there it comes there goes oh looks great aaron it's coming i love it all right let me restart okay okay are we back yeah we're back yeah oh wait i'm here you can cut out as much as that is this it was in my mind oh no it was probably funny gotcha little [ __ ] in fact i don't know if i should be helping this mom is she that great a mom like she's pleased all 100 of her children i have 100 children and some of them are lost well how many 100 help me put them back in the possession of the person that got them lost in the first place i don't know about all that see you care about getting them eyes we don't give a [ __ ] about getting a hundred rupees well the maya mines are awesome yeah but they might give you uh the rupees might buy you some better content for the show no the maya might definitely give you better stuff look i just made 100 rupees just like that maybe what you got from the thing is little rubies whoa that's a strong hammer yeah thank you no i won't let you elevate it'll only let you masturbate masturbate's good yeah let's go with that yeah ben edit out whatever he said yeah you just say masturbate and i say masturbate rapper did it there's a hundred dollars see yes and i didn't have to do anything but doing the dungeons is a little puzzle that you get to do and it's like i did it it's fun it just makes the game like a thousand hours longer but it's it's more game you know i think if you're really enjoying it that much you would want more game wouldn't you yeah so it really shows your true feelings about this game i just wanted to hear this quickly played it through aaron i just played it yeah that's what i'm saying why are you hectoring me so random such a random thing attacked her about okay stop hectoring me got it loud and clear no these r you smith boy you're in a real hurry aren't you [ __ ] shut up well those are my personal rocks shut up but there's secrets under these rocks right there believe it stop who the hell is throwing rocks oh god my retirement rocks i bet those rocks over there it's a big pile of rocks it says like please throw me oh [ __ ] what do i do with this hey i just pulled this out of my [ __ ] oh a purple rupee okay neat i'll take it excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me please please please this is my son he's very ill but adorable fridge magnet caterpillars are coming at me fridge magnets yeah oh they're so cute they dangle oh my god look at these look at these monies damn it's certainly not as much as you would make in a dungeon but it's more no would you please save me from all some money and now i've got everything under control oh you got to watch out for those solid meatballs yeah they're like ikea meatballs overcooked no dude ikea meatballs are delicious what was it gonna say overcooked i just meant large oh no they're pretty tiny anything else aaron how do you like my how do you like my yes and yeah anything else you'd like to give me a hard time about i've just been to ikea recently and had the meatballs what are you a youtube comment section they were quite small i just felt like i knew something and i could contribute and in turn i made my friend feel terrible listen i just saw you [ __ ] lying and i wasn't about to let you get away with it it was too important and i was like why are you always lying oh my god stop [ __ ] lying i remember the meatballs as being quite large actually but that's fine well maybe you were [ __ ] three when you ate them yeah maybe i was aaron that's a great great possibility that i had not considered is our friendship over yeah oh man we were doing wonderfully until the great ikea meatball incident of 2020. definitely the worst thing to happen during 2020. all right maybe they started making them smaller because they give you a very generous portion whenever i'm always like oh man they're just gonna like scoop one like half ladle and they're gonna be like yeah because that's protocol but like they just straight up like give you three scoops and it's like okay i'm into this yeah i guess i guess today is a big day for me swedish damn em balls dude what year is it totally why yeah i'm not going to take a break actually no how about that i'm just i'm going to go down here what the whoa whoa whoa whoa dude what what you're out of your mind what do you mean you're gonna go down there yeah man but that's where you started isn't it now oh hello there's no way to get in oh ye of little fat i had little faff i mean you had big fats yeah i got a big girthy fat frothy fat over there and some delightful and you got a jar dude and a net for the catching i'm sure those little creatures love being trapped oops okay sorry sorry are they [ __ ] good caught a fairy it should come in really handy i know something else that's going to come in handy yeah it's really immature that's great definitely not going to need my bees catching net for this you never know this could be a b tower it could it could be but every time they say b it gets faster b movie but every time it says b it makes you come in handy oh god b movie but every time they say b you kill your dad i feel like that's i can't see how that would have been constructive you can't see or you can't be [ __ ] video game i played for two days i kicked something out i kicked it out you disconnected the dang cable i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm kicking cables because i've got a happy swinging foot i swing my foot when i'm happy all right let's get that out of your way then okay like that i love it and we're back got a happy swinging foot yeah man you got some good puzzle action going on dude i am a genius yeah raven you will be mine samantha you will be mine you know you could continue to be my best friend but you playing you all about that dungeon life you playing with that dungeon dungeon gag happening put up a picture of robin hood this could be you but you playing what are you talking about like using the bow oh that's adorable that was a brutally hard boss jeez good thing i've been training in the himalayan mountains for 40 years jesus that was a brutally hard i just remembered him being so much more difficult the last time go now claim what is rightfully yours you got it old person where are you um who's saying that like screaming yeah who is this i'm scared i put i put an air pod in your ear when you were here i got i wish i had a hook shot so i could now you're speaking my language dude you did it 100 in the bank baby oh hey damn dude hey man you know what yes you were right that was boring as hell you dick never do that again uh oh so much stone he's a statue and then he turns into a statue man see aren't you glad you went to that dungeon that was boring as hell boy there's no waiting with you okay and then press the a button and you're just like drooling dude he keeps building it up again he comes out he's like who keeps [ __ ] up my straw guy my straw man was my favorite target dummy and argument whenever i talk politics i always need him or at least i need to say those words because they make me sound like i know what i'm talking about even though at this point it makes you sound like amara i'm gonna be shooting three arrows out of my nuts in no time boom baby you saying that [ __ ] you like that hope i don't uh hope i don't accidentally unleash that on my girlfriend oops sorry i love you baby that was my triple aero nut shot where is this why am i maybe he's up your ass yeah you know what maybe he is up my ass aaron i didn't even think of that what a great idea yeah such a super duper suggestion the trees that are together don't have things in them dude is that right yes so where is he i don't know try hitting the trees maybe he's on the back yeah oh hidden on that tent girl yo girl go go girl its intent was to be out of the tent you know what i'm saying oh all right next time on gabriel i was just like what if i let it go horrible silence hi if you go to gamegrumps.com merch and purchase some merchandise i'll shave this mustache and if you don't i probably also will it's terrible and i'm losing friends by the day gotcha baby you can blow him off though if you want say what you can blow them off though what does that mean you can blow them okay we're just gonna let this go they should call these the found woods because you guys are such [ __ ] this is what i found uh oh very well done don't even get me started on doing that i'm sorry wow they really came at you like fully poised they were like they haven't seen food in like three years that dude's like get this bee out of my life that's a 9 000 markdown i think it's a 10 mark down but oh wait 8 88 or 800 oh that's more than 10 percent ten percent oh so it's a ninety percent mark yeah you were right my bad i know math have you met him have i met math yeah he's nice the heck are you talking about he's good for birthdays he whenever you invite him over for you know it's like as an adult it's like come to my party and then people just show up and eat your food but like he still shows up with like a present what in god's name are you saying you know what i mean like math shows up and he's like hey where's the present pile and you're like oh that's uh i guess just put it over there it's like oh cool oh nothing oh man i'm sorry man i would have gotten you something better if i knew nobody else could do anything like thanks matt you're really nice what the [ __ ] because i said i know math oh iterating on the one thing that i guess you missed i understand why it would be confusing at that point oh yeah the setup was there's the point of no return at that point yeah the point is the point is he wasted my gd time all right man i suppose i did what are you gonna do about it punch me yeah what are you gonna do get me there's mother my am i okay the bow yes well i can't make that nicer knows what she does to it yeah why'd you put an arrow in there now it's this bad ass bow damn i love this bow you ready to watch this one penis head um oh my god why holy [ __ ] then please in all haste rescue princess loafers rescue the princess logo oh i can't stress that enough rescue princess loafers you can do it princess loafers she's oh she's got your name no hello is it b is it gold 12 guess we'll never know all the rupees in the world couldn't get i will always be the bomb hugger see all the [ __ ] i [ __ ] shot you with oh he's got the upgraded hook shot too tell the bomb guy ah why didn't they tell me that they showed me a treasure chest down there yeah and you know that treasure chest is gonna have like 20 rupees in it shut up aaron i'm gonna feel like a dingus if that's all it has yeah that's fine dude it seeks it's it's not the destination it's the journey well the journey's over because i'm i'm there oh journey done it was five days wow why would the the chest costs more than that i'm gonna go to the other side only because that was such a huge embarrassing waste of time yeah i mean it's the sunk cost fallacy right yeah i can't i can't not get the other one now i spent too much time on this fruitless mission oh there's an even treasure that's not even a thing what does it matter this guy gives me the exact same amount and this guy gives me four times as much yeah fun fun yeah man that was almost as boring as the dungeons oh my god it's so hard to win with you can we do that again my name is that's weird yeah you got me in a weird angle here come four guys that you killed like 50 of a minute ago anyone else they're like oh oh [ __ ] we're safe behind this railing don't go larry okay larry harold harry i wish we were going to white castle ah i wasn't even doing anything i was just hanging out dude dude i just ate like pasta like an hour ago and i'm hungry again what's wrong with me i don't know you're a growing boy i haven't no i'm not i'm 33. oh you're growing sideways your stomach's growing yeah you feel better yes you're right yeah i feel great now yeah awesome help me i'm a painting or whatever god i'm bored of this fight are you sure you weren't just getting your ass yeah also ow yeah i'll get the last one just to be a completionist nice dude you get an achievement for that yeah yeah it's called having no life oh okay yeah this move where it's like oh gonna run out of magic didn't think i'm on freaking mushrooms oh [ __ ] just like it's like oh [ __ ] yeah i know you do she got that dad binding spell yo oh come on hey god you look it i'm so hot it was [ __ ] it should prove enough time to be your most sorrowful welcome to my kingdom welcome to low rule everything sucks here it's like so bad farewell heroes there he goes well i guess i should have said that quicker now one more thing oh god actually two more things i have welcomed you to low rule but my care farewell you have to be a master right into the fire with you oh cook scallops yeah she can do without one kid yeah she's getting 99. you're like i did it i returned all 99 of your children what i remember that being 100. nope 99. you must be thinking to yourself there's a hundred mayam eyes yes so of course yeah that ma yeah counting you there's a hundred so give me that last upgrade please yeah so uh i mean this tornado ride ain't gonna upgrade itself oh you saved the tornado right to the end stupid idiot i've been using that quick equip yep love it uh no you haven't i'm just gonna do this to activate where the where the [ __ ] did he go no oh good you just see him you see him disappear damn it damn that loafers how did it what that octopuses kids get to another dimension dude don't even get me started don't ever get me started on the octopus or the kids but i was going to make a whole sequel like this about that how ridiculous it is were you really no oh okay there's four bottles right i guess there are yeah because there's there's the one that you go up to the thing to get the milk the perfect the milk on the mountain you know i mean it sounded like me for a second yeah just passing out as i speak this is a place to go to milk oh man that really took it out oh my god chill out crab just [ __ ] fast crab dude yeah oh yeah we here at fast grab let him go we never figured out what that product was did we no here at fast crab we are top-notch at uh manufacturing the product that we do best that's right grabbing it you've always trusted fast crab with your home products but try out our new product the one that this commercial is about fast crap we make things so you don't have to or do we yeah exactly or is it a service i don't know yeah tough to say well how the hell are you supposed to get the big bomb i thought you got a small bomb are you gonna stitch them together mom ugh i love hanging out with you it's like the perfect combination of like silly and dismissive shut up things are annoying here oh man am i already at the giggly phase oh yeah yeah [ __ ] we're here early tonight episode four i need to hmm what was in here i forgot oh that's right it is this guy oh it's a little flippy turtle yeah go thank you cool please thanks oh that was just horrifying i couldn't roam back over i hope my mom isn't too worried about me i'm 37. i live with her i'm not ashamed they're shooting [ __ ] at me what if he's like into it he's like no my masseurs he was not interrupted oh thank you thank you thank you that was so terrifying i didn't know what i was going to do you're welcome yeah bye oh it's a turtle friend you thank you thank you that wall was so sticky it wouldn't let me go you found out with my babies thank you so much i'm sorry i don't have anything i can offer you as a reward maybe you can have one of my children oh my god if you need a ride somewhere you could go ahead and hop on though wow the [ __ ] would i ever need a ride tempting oh a ride wake up [ __ ] i'm saving oh geez did you did you save the turtles oh my god oh thank god gay gross is proud to pronounce pronounce announce it's the game grumps gachapon mystery box it's got merch in it but you don't know what it is this one is a 60 plus value for 25 bucks and this one's 125 plus dollar value for for 50 bucks so you're saying you pay 50 bucks for that but you get 125 worth of merch plus yeah you don't know what you're gonna get it might even not be merch it might be stuff from around the 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is got a small clean open unlocked door how about that [ __ ] you know what you could do with that lock door oh dang open it with the key you know what i'm starting to think you're right mister ah damn right i'm right i'll tell you one other thing i've got a fat upper area oh needs to find me some rupees kind of hoping for something a little more exciting i mean what would it be it's either a rupee or a heart i don't know once you live a little [ __ ] i'm not the one who needs to live a little i'm talking about the game's designers if it were up to me i'd put [ __ ] heart containers in the walls i'm a little lost well then find your way bro great idea aaron dude you just gotta find the way to get to the highest on this wall and it's probably you probably have access to it please god just let me kill them oh oh this is the this is the level yep so in fact when i was like this is the way i went exactly the opposite way and no doubt there were some there was some furious commenting okay uh but we're good oh something happened ah hello stop what the [ __ ] dude life comes at you fast dude kind of thought there'd be a little more to like a little more theatrics yeah oh i remember what i was going to say thank goodness wow it's not as cool as i remember see up got the platform hurry okay you [ __ ] any ideas everybody it appears i'm at an impasse but oh you gotta yeah exactly i also figured it out the second that you figured it out oh i mean we're talking seconds here oh nice it's not nice actually people say the sjws ruined comics but comics were already ruined by the poor writing it just takes a hot poop no well yeah well i'm sorry i got excited i got excited i i understand we all understand dan sorry dad i got the bloodlust come on over dude just use a bow and arrow oh god i'm so embarrassed it's so wrapped up in your little world completely forgot i get it disgraceful dude i mean now you know how i feel whenever i play these games yeah you just get you're so in it you're so in it and you're talking nonstop and making stupid references making stupid reference hey what the hell what do you mean big stupid references boy they just dropped those freaking wizard oh they killed each other really excellent that rules love it all about it [ __ ] dude it's too fast wow and i lost three hearts damn dude good any more [ __ ] brain busting suggestions you shut your mouth at least i'm trying to help i'm back oh if you thought that sucked i should have closed the holes earlier he's just a cute little turtle oh god no jesus christ stop jumping oh [ __ ] dude [ __ ] killing it robin hood oh shut up oh well it didn't hurt me yeah it didn't oh that damn god save some other people so i have someone to talk to and don't save the game and ah look at him he just logged off you've been playing for a while maybe we should maybe we should stop uh you probably have to enter from a different spot okay like where are you and then consider like where you would enter from and then just that's where it is there's so much here and i feel like i should be able to do at least oops that would have been a perfect time to use myself i mean you have everything except for the sand wand so i think you probably need the sand wand for a lot of it yes that's exactly what i want sorry the sand rod nice it's yeah if they just called it the sand wand that would be less suggestive all right let's get the hell out of here might as well call it the sand big throbbing wiener yeah maybe i will actually maybe we'll call it the big sand throbbing wiener anyway welcome to game grumps we do this professionally we are professional comedians thank you to whoever whoever made the youtube video um professional comedian aaron hansen what is it it's it's just a video of me just making a very very terrible easy dumb joke yeah and then being like and then they added like audience laughs like like clapping and [ __ ] because i made a really bad joke to one of my friends and then they were giving me [ __ ] about it right and then i was like i do comedy professionally and then they were like prove it and then i just found that video oh so the thumbnail literally says professional comedian aaron anson that's [ __ ] then you open it up and it's like an even worse joke that that i made in the text it really just helped hit that hit that bit hard perfect so thank you to whoever made that shut the bomb walk away and then die ah the hell is this i don't know well it doesn't work the [ __ ] buttons don't work this game's broken everything's broken in this game can i call the nintendo hotline huh do i drop down and get the the money treasure no oh i did it i did it it was worth it it was 50 50 whole dollars we're going to buy some ice cream you want me to go into entire dungeons oh no okay okay people say black cat is their favorite comic book heroine whoa but i am always partial to the classic wonder woman i find her to be a lot stronger and more appealing to my sensibilities plus she gets tied up a lot and i like that too that does things for me the guy who wrote it was very into bondage okay we're good we're good we're good oh wow that is kind of terrifying that is unsettling baby but you know what kind of whooping their asses yeah the candida in my stomach is craving some nachos i guarantee you candida never craves nachos why did you need to tell her she can't follow you through the wall anyway that's a good point she's like i can't i'm trying hey crush my bones why didn't you tell me not to join you yeah you know what in retrospect you make a lot of sense beetle dude a lot it or b i hear you down there getting 100 silver rubies i see you soon getting rich on my time oh my god yeah baby listen to your heart yeah stay stay back i'll handle this i'm taking so much damage ooh master or nice or you could finish this stupid stage you [ __ ] sorry i've got butter feed god damn it where'd it go maybe just come over here for a second i've got butterfield the lesser-known candy bar nobody better lay a toe on my butter feet it's been slathered in chocolate because it's kind of a cheesy smell oh oh boy nope nope we're good we're good cause boy they they literally just put that in so you could feel great ah i still don't pull them i know it's like what do you mean ah i have no [ __ ] clue i'm sure i got a knock down some kind of we gotta activate the uh oh it's depressed i'm sorry to hear that okay here we go ah or the [ __ ] oh she didn't like that did you oh god oh god shink where'd he go right here [ __ ] how do they keep doing that guess what [ __ ] i'm brute forcing him i'm brute forcing him oh i don't need a stomach to barf out of it's all up here i'll just be taking that [ __ ] how did i come to the dark world i don't know yeah right damn i can never take a break i'm a game grump i'm a gamer a true gator i don't care about your stinky kid it's so innocent yet so biting it's a stinky kid i'm kidding he doesn't he smells okay sometimes what the hell it's like nobody's going to say hey [ __ ] you after you you're like stinky kid yeah it's true thank you for being such a great customer you're welcome dick i don't care what you call me just give me your money yup your money is now our money and we will spend it on drugs excuse me somebody cook every time i see maya i'm like oh that looks like a hawaiian word i want to go to hawaii i want to go to hawaii i wanted to go to hawaii since the second we got back from hawaii dude so beautiful did some of that uh what was it what was the sushi place oh i know the exact one you're talking about i can't remember the name of it though it's like sansei or something like that it was so so good gosh and star noodles ah don't even get me started don't even give me stars come cocoon mug i would not say such things if i were you check this out okay sorry i got a little cocky there that was like my brand of instant karma right there check this [ __ ] out yeah oh god no now walk through the wall [ __ ] wait were you calling me a [ __ ] or you're calling it a wall [ __ ] yeah i ca i get it oh stop stop stop stop stop stop it's like stop please this is too much for one little adventurer okay got it but how about we just keep this secret to everybody oh hell yeah reference i love that and how odd it since also a big swing and dick uh yeah obviously do you get it mm-hmm i say again that there is no desert in low risk got it i do so say hi what's up little guy yeah why don't you get the girl out of there yeah just burns them alive oh it's an asset swamp didn't know good to know oh oh my god yeah oh you better run little speedo bastard that's awesome i love that it's called skills baby what if i don't have skills well then you can't pay the bills can you i don't care who you are that's hot ah yes the thing i said about sally acorn that i'll never live down i don't care who you are that's hot oh man or the the sand rod probably gets them but no it doesn't go that high yeah yeah just walking in my mouth why don't you yeah okay cool that's good no no that's cool you don't taste like ass or anything i've been showered in weeks yeah you've been adventuring for [ __ ] six months but that's good hell's wrong with you in my mouth i mean you're a little pleasantly salty but whatever it doesn't make up for it but that's sweat and i know it's sweat so it's not that good gross you ever licked your arm well sweaty can you hear me are you listening five dollars suck my balls five dollars all right this suck my balls five dollars why don't you why don't you place a bomb in the center and then use the sand rod it's a great idea but i can't do it that way because that was your idea and i am just that petty i think that's the only way to do it probably the only way okay how about it dude i totally get what you [ __ ] mean by that yeah it's like well well fine yeah you're right and i hate it so here we are all right i'm sure i'm gonna get [ __ ] for like just let him have his own experience don't worry i'm sure i'll get [ __ ] for just listen to him he was both sucking everything oh it's the best oops statue explodes game over ah [ __ ] i've been playing this game for several hours now why don't i take a break yeah why don't i take the game's advice by its own admission this game is tiring and exhausting yes exactly what happened and i just didn't pay attention can we pause the episode please i'm so angry it didn't take that long to get to get back no i don't i just don't hold on go go go go what go to the right can you access the yeah oh the button oh that's what the button does okay well i feel a fool where are you i'm a bouncy boy and that's got to be next time on game grumps oh really yeah man oh man like 40 minutes into this we made so far go progress okay i think it's time we end this session wow i actually witnessed the breaking of my own brain oh boy oh boy that's shocking that's a shocking thing to see that's how you know how i feel man like you i feel like this is a very rare situation where you played the game all day yes all all day and that's like because i'm like oh man i could go for another [ __ ] whatever but like yeah it's like my brain when i'm in this situation is like i'm i can't even look at a video game anymore yeah i'm truly insane at this point yes did i rub it like oh thank god what am i supposed to do with this i don't know man kiss it there you go let's move it out of the way yeah i guess i could kiss it go ahead looks open mouth nice already that's the first date though come on come on i mean whatever if you're gonna do it do it hey maybe you can just lift it up with the sand it's still there right you are oh some well-timed advice check this out and whoops i mean fluff i mean just full for me daddy yeah quickly [ __ ] daddy give me that foof i cried well that seemed like a little bit of waste didn't it no it didn't you got some money out of it is anything a waste if you make money wow spoken like a true artist this is definitely like i heard the sellout episode of the week that i i just love i just love that statement it's looking like a true hey man i'm trying to pay my mortgage yeah i get i get it i get it man i got medical bills how was my man supposed to shmeet his meat with those what explain yourself have you never seen that shmeet his meat it's like this it's this child and it's like a tick-tock uh-huh but it's this it's this child who is watching the first spider-man movie and then and then you know toby mcguire gets like the little spider bristles on his hands and he's like whoa and it like zooms in and it shows the spider bristles how is my man supposed to shmeet his meat with those i love it there was that girl from that really cute youtube video it must have been so embarrassing for her so i almost don't even want to talk about it but whatever it's got millions of views already the the it's a girl who's like doing a little vlog and she she farts and blames it on a ghost she's just talking and then it's like and she's like i don't know what was that you guys i'm scared and then she like runs away it's really really cute no what was that oh it's so sweet i do feel for her though that's funny dude i would have been like whatever man fart your heart's content oh well sure because you're a grown man dude when i was a child i did i don't care i farted loud as i could wow what what uh i'm a hero what a hero i was just about to say i'm a martyr i'm a farter wow aaron i don't know what to say just you don't have to say anything dude just let it happen yeah just shh shut the [ __ ] up stop making these things oh god what are you gonna do not make them yes oh that's what i'm asking for okay fine i don't know why you're being so like conservative about this i don't because this guy kills me all the time oh i don't know what was that you guys i'm scared oh dude i'm rocking this guy um oh no i don't know what was that you guys well i think you can just swim back no it's like two feet of water oh um i'm about to give up yo i don't know what was that i'm scared i can't wait for somebody to make like the the game grumps meme of like first first one minute of game grumps and it's like sesame street it's like it's the next 29 minutes of game grumps it's just [ __ ] the sopranos yeah just mad it departed that's awesome [ __ ] it padded yeah i'm in the i'm in the movie the pattern and i fannin it's a battle for the ages i could do this all day god these bees are just like bees in real life like no get away what are you talking about man bees are great they are great but they're also like super in your face when you don't want them yes but they won't hurt you they're just looking for a flower don't tell me you could literally when you're sitting in a car and a bee flies in you're not like oh no no no no no no i'm not if it's like a mosquito i hate it but if it's a b i'm just like oh it's a i just let it fly out because bees are harmless they don't want to sting you because if they sting you they die they do die and oh i probably should have stepped back a little further ouch all right you can literally like stick your head into a [ __ ] beehive or whatever you can literally stick your head into a [ __ ] beehive they don't care they seriously they don't you can pick them up and they don't give a [ __ ] really bees are awesome yes i love bees on the next 10 minute power hour aaron picks up a bunch of bees i'm serious man i'll show you i'll do it didn't i the other day we were we were out in my backyard and there's a tree they had a bunch of bees in it and i was like just stand under and listen to the bees yes that was you were like neat it was lovely because they don't hurt you well they were busy they were busy as a bee yeah you might say that nice all right help i'm stuck i'm stuck in the green goo what am i to do i am stuck in the boo and you know it's true cause i'm feeling so blue being stuck in the gut okay i need help from you you've got whole episodes where i've done one thing and couldn't get past it yeah and people never got mad about that never well it's also some of the funniest moments you know they are funny i think they're so frustrated i'm like ah then i say this i can't do the one dang thing yeah and then i see some [ __ ] and then i get emails from kids they're like suck and it's like fine and then i responded i'm like shut up that always goes over well oh boy dude he's got his bite and he's coming for you no oh god they're throwing [ __ ] yeah go blow it up the face all right now i gotta drink a potion oh it was a hard piece hey totally worth it well you know pulling on my thingy makes me sick don't ever say that again please just shut up no no i would never i would never phrase it like that well i'm pretty sure you have in the past you probably yeah dad you're making video games that's fun i don't like hearing about money stuff i'm trying to watch you play link to the zelda oh boy what's this game called close enough son pink to the west what pink to the last oh jesus that's a good one pink to the last yeah what does that mean i don't know it's just linked to the past but the letters are first i get it now pink to the last took me a second yeah good job aaron it will open a lock door good you're filled with smart it's just oozing out of you i should hope so or else i wouldn't be able to do this voice man he does not give a [ __ ] no you can tell this guy [ __ ] so he does not care that's true he's really not putting a lot of effort into it oh so he had something up his sleeve disgusting i got too preoccupied with murdering every child i get it and who can blame yeah you were killing younglings he was killing young it's the one where you can either raise or lower the water level oh it's like the water temple that everyone famously hates but they just brought it back it's like i can just hear the like top 10 video now you know it's like in number one most annoying zelda dungeon the water temple just saying the water temple to any gamer will elicit nausea fear hate terror sexuality raising and lowering the water level over and over again that's not fun and it's vomiting their own mouth swallow it wow dude oh yeah hello and welcome back um i'm still in that room also uh aaron took a peek and uh if i can just say this out loud uh i really loved hearing you drop what can only be described as a grandpa fart like a full-on like and then hearing you go nice very inspiring stuff yeah i wish i wish we could simulate this scenario too because it was like you know the door was closed so it was kind of distant yeah nice this is very casual very like yeah yeah i did that you all right yeah man i was just drinking on the side of my mouth and some fell out oh man file that under things that are said with no shame though perhaps there should be some tell you the truth man oh god i don't i don't speak lies my goodness gracious are you sure isn't this where you want me to go oh that's exactly where silly goose dude i am a silly goose i guess i was silly the whole time you know what i do to silly gooses i strangled them no oh no oh that's someone that's really good stop he's like i'm gonna look at you i'm gonna look at you so hard i need to get over there oh dude it's like when you're chasing a roach and it goes into the wall and you're like well we shall never meet again wow let's go it was tidier okay fine straight to business sorry i was just already full of life geez no foreplay huh okay i bless you i guess what a tool i'm a crow but i'm like a triceratops too or a rhino or uh rhinoceros a rhinoceros what an awesome idea i know it's almost like you could make a song out of it didn't you have a song oh my god we did i'm embarrassed i was like am i the idiot here you know if if you don't say super puma afterwards it just doesn't it doesn't resonate with something i did oh no he texted me did you see the new mario maker update oh no oh god no i'm getting to work on wednesday with it no no i said oh god yes wow dan said oh god no how funny that like we should both be in uh we should both be recording during that moment yeah that's a pretty special moment right there i'm the best i'm the man and then you've got to take the bob and pick it up oh god take the bob and pick it up and throw it up there like i meant to do it yes my eyes it's drying out in the sun it's very weird that is weird it makes me uncomfortable in the penis area sorry i don't know where that came from my pants are dripping because i spilled milk on them i pushed the wrong button okay i have horrible timing oh no oh boy yeah this is a whole new world don't you dare close your eyes i won't i'll hold my breath because i know it gets better a new fantastic point of [ __ ] i put it on a stick i mixed it real thick let me say there's a whole dude on that floor what are we talking about i just walked through it you need to bomb that floor i will bomb the floor but first i'll set myself on fire how about that i got a big day planned wow awesome useless thing cause i'll put it in my ass wow i guess i'll shove it firmly in my butt oops dang it i am that was a series of events just the worst something about falling flat on my face was extra wonderful about that or that hey you know what the accidental finger press actually paid off it really did thank thank you horribly malformed thumbs you're welcome you never talk to us ow stop [ __ ] stops [ __ ] stop camilla sweetheart lay down please she's she she does nothing all day she just lays there and then as soon as we start recording game grumps like the ears go up and she's like i'm like well it's because there's like oh happening in the house she's like why are you who are you talking to yeah yeah i wonder that because sometimes my parents um or ash's parents will facetime us and uh and um we'll we'll show them camilla and they go oh you know it's very sweet um and the dog can figure out that their voices are coming through the phone and she like looks at it but dogs primarily see the world through their sense of smell so she just smells a phone and she's like what kind of [ __ ] [ __ ] trickery is this this is wizardry i'm scared it's horse [ __ ] this is what it is from this world and then you give them pets they're like oh i love that i like to believe that my dog speaks like an 18th century pirate like our yes scurvy down it's kind of funny too because like i get it now like i get did the audience's situation where we have to make commentary on this footage that's already happening and i'm like not quite sure like what because i'm sure in the original audio you were like oh i'm gonna go do this thing what am i trying to find here um but like just watching back the footage is like why are you walking in circles man where are these idiots going what are they doing figure out what's happening please but that's how video games are man like you just kind of get wrapped up in what you're doing and then like you're like i'll fight this pig monster and then you know and then you start thinking about other [ __ ] yeah ooh all of a sudden whoops it's half an hour later and i've wasted thousands of people's time it's nice oh i've already been in there but what's in that cave oh i've already been in there you and it's like no you stupid bastard you can't pull out the mayama you have to get behind it you've done that a hundred times you know this stop being an idiot put the bomb down no you can't dash into it you [ __ ] idiot god wow this is truly gonna be our comeuppance for seven years of game grumps just after being tortured through our own playthrough yeah oh guys are [ __ ] stupid these guys are [ __ ] stupid god watch us yeah [ __ ] five minutes oh jesus oh wow one dollar thank you so much the freaking treasure chest cost more than that dude i totally you're right i totally get where our fans are coming from now like when you're just watching this [ __ ] even though i know it was me playing there's such a sense of powerlessness like you don't fall off the ledge you stupid bastard what are you doing ah if only i were playing yeah yeah and i'm like oh yeah i was playing that's why it's extra embarrassing that's so funny this is so true yeah what a learning experience it's especially weird because it's just like usually you'd be hearing like oh i gotta go over here like you know and it's like oh okay i know what to expect but right now i don't know what to expect i'm just watching you move around on the screen yeah we are fully flying blind but that's okay this was like over two months ago now oh yeah it's it's been a hot minute we we finished this playthrough and i was actually emotional because i was so happy that we finished it after all those years you know um and then you told me we lost the footage and i was like cool i'm gonna have a mental breakdown in my skull oh cool all right it's time for my head to meet my hands that's how it felt oh god that was a nightmare i remember this i was like as soon as they opened their eyes i was like nope nope nope nope nope nope doors closed i was gonna say do the do the spitty thing i'm like it doesn't [ __ ] matter who spits that god it's perfectly positioned you stupid [ __ ] yeah you were all about that spin move dude the spin attack rules dude it goes the left one was the bad one so i could be like no no you [ __ ] [ __ ] past dan yeah that's the right one yeah ooh master or i hope i remembered to upgrade the sword or holy crap i don't i'm not sure no i can't remember oh it's so nerve-racking now please i hope i'm going to the blacksmiths right now please just let me go there no i don't think so just go get the to the or master or yeah i'm there i'm there no don't talk to her don't talk to who cares about gully yeah oh yeah this was where i was like i'm behind the leaf i'm behind the leaf and then i was like all right let me get my life together and get back to playing this game the the one where everyone was like use the lamp idiot and i was like fireball fireball yeah but the shooting the fire out is so much cooler than the [ __ ] lamp it certainly felt cool to me at the time i feel like many people agreed but also many people disagreed you know that that's just how it is on this [ __ ] of an earth dam yeah oh couldn't agree more a huge dong luigi oh i remember this because you were like what are you doing you're wasting time nothing's under the small rocks and i was like oh is that right my sweet little bastard angel oh i don't i don't remember that i remember saying that every time i was like no she's the worst you're like shut the [ __ ] up i love her you don't know anything about hilda she's adorable it's a [ __ ] little goth zelda that's like come on that is your dream that is your actual dream yeah and now now that i've accomplished nothing but did some stuff i'm like well i guess i'll get back there after a successful run in the light world just just like the analysis of the psychology of playing video games in general yup oh look at his ass he's [ __ ] oh i did things all right dude back to the world hey welcome back everybody it's gabriel hello um yes please no you started off no no you you plea please no no it would be my greatest honor if you started no no no no no you started off the pizza oh god we're in school if you give those gibdos some fire they'll give give you some problems you know yeah yeah you thought that you thought that one out about 60 of the way through wait wait if you give those gibdos some fire oh my then they'll give dose times the trouble nice nice well you saved it you proved me wrong you blew me away thank you just like you blow away those gibdos with the fire boy i i love watching myself try to figure something out that's super obvious i remember watching you do this and i'm like what is he doing man yeah yeah oh no i guess it wasn't obvious that that was the thing i thought i had to do oh hey if you dingus those dingus then they ding you aaron please i'm really gonna need you to up the game a little bit i'm so sorry like when we don't have the excuse like oh i'm splitting my concentration between the game and and comedy it's so difficult but now now that excuse is [ __ ] gone no the excuse is that there's a delay between us that's the real excuse oh that is true there is a slight delay there is a slight lift there's always an excuse i've always let's see that's my plan i deliberately plan in a an excuse that i can fall back on whenever we do game grumps if i'm not funny yeah even if it means an incredible disruption to our lives yeah exactly that's like having to do the same hours and hours of episodes twice we could be in the same room together but because i decided that i wanted one excuse um right right well and you wanted to go to costco or whatever yeah that was the whole reason every sign i've seen in the past three months has been beware of the dog oh yes yes that's correct i've seen that too what the [ __ ] happened i don't know the the large terrifying dog owners of america got together and made made an executive decision but was it ever beware of dog oh yeah it was i think they just changed it you think i don't know for sure but i think so i'm gonna look up and beware of dog okay okay yeah i mean tons of signs that i beware of dog thank you i'm aaron hansen that's my time there's been a huge waste of everyone's energy [ __ ] dude what was the point of that was a good bit i mean we did technically learn something or reaffirm something that we were sure we knew before but my goodness i remember i had difficulty with this and you gave me [ __ ] about it so why don't you just what are you doing man just put it yeah right at this point oh god oh god oh geez it's like watching a monkey piss into its own face poor monkey yeah you're like no dude just well because you had it and then i think you like kept at it you were like oh what okay what's the real configuration here and i was like no dude you have it yeah yeah why are you moving it oh so embarrassing i think i literally said like what are you doing man yeah you need like the benny hill like oh my god oh geez that's what i was that's what was confusing to me because i couldn't figure out like well no they're too high like the the the ones behind it must be lower you know oh i see okay yeah that was my thought process but it was stupid it was a stupid thought process no it wasn't stupid come on dumb maybe this is pretty idiotic probably stupid definitely yeah but stupid come on now you're grasping at straws over there they made godzilla win in japan and kick out oh good job dan you dumb bastard oh gosh ugh i'm a disgrace oh man come on it's just a video game you know what i never saw it like that yeah it that should be our tagline game grumps it's just a video game it's true i mean smash got to me [ __ ] playing sonic heroes and just like just losing my mind wheeling with fury bro the take this stuff at the end in the last episode of sonic heroes yeah that killed me yeah it's like all right ted he's like in the vocal booth i think we've got what we need we just we should move on to the other half hour of st take this take this but see in my mind it was like the opposite gag like it like became the opposite gag but like in my mind it was like they had him in the [ __ ] booth they could have just it's like take this all right another one take that yes like and then it's like okay well you know yes yes but it's like it's just in the booth yes take this i'm pretty sure they just did the one and they just looped it endlessly i mean my god like why couldn't they have [ __ ] just one more please this is gonna play like over and over again nothing will ever nothing will ever be worse than that 3d uh i mean cdi zelda the last one we played zelda's adventure where you would go up to townsfolk and they would literally be like hold on i need a pillow you're just like what biscuits out of your mouth dude yeah that was i mean that really like we finished this one well um you've made the promise that we'll finish majora's mask i don't know if we'll ever ever go back to zelda's adventure that was impossible and excruciating so hard i mean the whole thing where you have to whack at the guy for two and a half minutes straight two yeah you have to hit him 200 times at least that's ridiculous yeah that's the kind of thing that like like a like a like a five-year-old designing a game would be like oh man what about this he's like the strongest guy in the world you got him 200 times like without ever putting it into any kind of practice you know what i mean why did i not open that treasure chest what is wrong with me i i think you were just on a mission dude yeah i was like i'm doing the eyeball thing i do remember that you were very stressed out by this yeah this part this part bummed me out like wall master stuff makes me uncomfortable i don't know why it's it's it's it's something about the the limited time yeah and just like oh it's coming ugh there you go ah i got your master war master or you make it more i was like you'll never get me oh it's like the worst of all possible options yeah now i'm like really freaked out i'm like what do i do oh boy what a disaster i i like it's a shame the audio footage is gone because i know you were screaming at me right now what are you doing man throw the [ __ ] eyeball in the damn platform yeah he doesn't want the eyeball he just wants you yeah yeah yeah well i was younger back then okay yeah get ahead of the game you threw it on the one beforehand so you gotta wait for it to go all the way around the whole time is that right oh my god well you know what on the other hand [ __ ] you right oh no i could grab it and then come back oh well uh boy i was i was just all over the map as to what to do no get off get off what are you doing oh i don't know man this happened a long time ago i see what you're doing yeah yeah i'm just buying time but like still what are you doing it's like a backseat gaming central dude yeah yeah and i can't even do anything about it all right it's true i'm just sitting here like you are oh uh god how the how amazing with that i was like oh please god please go throw it how amazing would that be if we just discovered like you know the rift in time or whatever [ __ ] just communicate with hold on i'll just open the wormhole and talk to ourselves in the past what are you doing man yeah and in the play through i'm just like acing it like hey all right it's like god's like right my ear and just helping me out with this [ __ ] back to the future oh yeah the newspaper changes right before our eyes i remember you being like this boss is super easy and i was like stop diminishing my accomplishments like now now my only choices are die and be embarrassed or win and be not impressive you know what i mean okay fine thanks for putting me in a no-win scenario yeah yeah oh god that's so funny what a good bit he it's like what if your friend was a youtube comment man god that would be a nightmare oh cool hey man how's it going oh the the narwhal barks at midnight okay i'm feeling really bad right now oh yeah like all of us are all right dude all right you know what i'm turning you off i'm turning i'm turning comments off what how are you going to get feedback for your life then what about my thoughts about everything well i'm sorry how the internet works if you put your life out there somebody's going to comment on it yeah you better you better start feeling it every day i did it aaron i did it goku you did it i don't know why that always gets me it is pretty funny who did it coco ah [ __ ] kills me dude yeah i did it i did i did it goku ah the bee badge that's what it is that's the beast and this was right at the moment where like that's [ __ ] it yeah like it was no big deal because we we bought it from the guy for 888 bucks but like if we'd done it like the upfront way the game presents it would have cost us 99999 rupees yeah well the b badge is pretty [ __ ] cool dude it's pretty [ __ ] cool but for ten thousand dollars i better be getting something like this crazy cool yeah i think you better be getting like i'm sorry what that bee badge better suck my dick you know what i'm saying uh yeah it's like yeah man yeah oh i guess it looks like we hit next time on game grumps yeah next time i get grabs um yeah unless i had a stroke it just passed out for a while it's possible yeah anything could happen in the magical world of game grumps video games this was the most nerve-wracking [ __ ] oh yeah well i mean like you have to time it and uh and sometimes they're moving in different directions at the same time it's very it's very upsetting a thousand times better than the platforming and sonic heroes you know what i'm saying there's many things that are a thousand times better than that no oh dude sonic was [ __ ] you've been you've been telling me that you've been getting uh like right down the middle responses of whether we should play the other three quarters of sonic heroes with the with the other teams dude it's fascinating man it really is like totally split because i'll get people that are that are just like dude it's worth it get the [ __ ] chaos emeralds is team amy like all of them are so different and there's so much to experience and it's like oh okay and then there's other people that are like no dude it's exactly the same this [ __ ] it's like i don't know what to believe it's so hard to know yeah but that that's the one thing that i hear consistently though is to get the chaos emeralds as the is amy's team really yeah there's what does that do something special something wonderful i'm i'm trying not to look it up like part of me once is really curious and wants to look it up but maybe we should just play team amy then yeah i know right like everyone's being really coy about it like everyone's you know they're just like do it you're gonna love it nothing like dude you gotta do it because if you do then you do but everyone's just like no do it it's awesome and it's like that's wow yeah that's interesting so now i'm curious right like it's a little it it peaks your brain a little bit all right okay so are we declaring right now that we're playing team amy and sonic heroes oh god let's take a little break yeah because we're still not okay from that last one yeah i had to i had to do up my therapy from once to twice a week yeah and we already called that last one the finale so we'll probably need to like start it as a new series but we'll we'll call it something cool like the amy run the amy run everyone's favorite character everyone's favorite character not just in sonic but like in general oh yeah i mean just yeah just in the pantheon of characters when you think of cartoon characters you think mickey mouse donald duck amy rose it's just funny that like they clearly created the amy character so good job mae so the the horny furries could be like oh a cute girl and then of which i am one by the way yes i am a furry so we we've established that um and then uh they decided nope not enough and then they made like five more characters uh progressively like more suggestive than the last well i just like rouge the bat is another level entirely amy's amy's a cute character a really well designed like a good design um right but she sucks like she's written terribly like she's a [ __ ] insufferable like i just i hate her like you can't help a hater um and i wish like somebody would take the reins and be like no she's cool like here let me write her in a way that's like a human being and not like a freak that's just like constantly like sonic like it's like stop dudes stop it yeah that's actually true they they they make her sort of like cringy and stalkery oh my god so and sonic's like huh like it's like oh god i don't get it oh the snow world guess it's just women everyone well welcome back to those this is death mountain where it is always winter somewhere buried under the ice is a ruined hall it's pretty neat stage for the soul is formidable as a boulder and waits your hope there you must hurry though its spirit will not last forever with such a cursed ice everywhere so like if you want to stay around and like hang out like just let me know so say hi lo roll or whatever yeah you're gonna love it this place is awesome yeah as you may have noticed the music has gotten more intense and frightening that's okay don't worry about it everything's fine please don't consider be a threat in any way shape or form i'm just the ruler of the evil world you know it's fine what could be wrong with me yeah some happy princess who keeps the the other princess trapped in a portrait and talks to her weirdly that's going on here what about oblivion i don't know anything about uh i don't know anything about it and everything cool thanks aaron i didn't ask if you're drunk i just asked you i don't know man what the [ __ ] what are they all called they're called morrowind morrowind was 2003 oblivion was 2006 skyrim was like in the early but they're all elder scrolls that's what it's called yes all elder scrolls yes did you ever go on mr toad's wild ride at disneyland yeah in disneyland i love it yeah there's so there's a part where the the the police guy comes out and he's like the constable comes out and he's like yes yeah that's my favorite part of the whole ride it's dope first of all ugh i suck so i'm not playing right now so i mean i just my brain automatically thinks you're playing and i'm oh and my brain just like every time it sees something like that it's like dude you suck and then i remember oh that's me everybody sucks everybody sucks at video games nobody has [ __ ] any self-awareness when they're playing video games because it's you're in the zone and you're just like oh i lost i will try again you're not like [ __ ] that was terrible like it's just like oh i fell off all right let's do it again yeah yeah yeah no it's it's that that is very true that is very true um i could not please continue this part of this game reminds me of like a shitty game because of how shitty it looks and like in the shitty game it looks even shittier so oh god i hate those penguins i'm scared of the penguins it's yeah it's like uh yeah whenever i swing my sword like that you know it's because i hate the enemy i'm like no no no no no no no no it does like change the whole because the first cell is like stabbing and then this cell it's a swipe um look at me taking my time being all careful yeah i was pretty nervous by this point hey man i get it you you if you fall down in this stage it's like oh god another time yeah you're like oh gotta go up like five more levels you can't just start to your brain and it like hurts after a while you're just like okay i gotta think about like which part is connected to what and uh you just revealed way too much about yourself oh you got to use your brain and it hurts you know what you're talking about right like oh yeah yeah you solved a puzzle or something and then you're like great and then you like step on the platform and you're like i never have to think about that again i'm putting it out of my mind what a relief and then yeah suddenly it's like you fall or whatever and then it's like [ __ ] i have to map all that [ __ ] out in my head again like ugh and you're just exhausted from like the thought of it i gotta tell you man um whoops when we got into this dungeon and i realized which dungeon it was my brain had the thought oh man i gotta do the ice dungeon again and now that we're a little bit of the ways into it i'm like wait a minute i'm not doing anything i'm just sitting here watching this is fantastic dude that's what i'm saying man it's exactly what i was explaining earlier like you real you you use that part of your brain and you're like all right and you're done and you put it away and then you get presented with it again and you're like oh god yeah [ __ ] hurts to think about doing this again i get it i get it goku you just [ __ ] throw a bomb or something jesus christ yeah sorry hammer is that gonna help the hammer aaron you're giving me you're giving me six week old sauce right now i'm only like 80 in love with your tone right now dude i could i could divorce your tone at any moment yeah it hurts it's getting really serious here i feel like we need a break from your tone i need to take a break from you i'm kind of in the tone zone right now and i need to i need to not be as much you gotta get the rupees up there you know you gotta merge into the wall while you're on the platform it goes up word em up my dopeness like god knows i wish i could tell my uh younger self that what were you saying about calling your your younger self the something like dopeness or whatever oh no i was just saying i wish i could tell my six week younger self you're blowing it dude um like now with clean objective eyes and no pressure i can see that you're [ __ ] blowing it yeah with with huh but with no pressure of doing a show and like having to be funny at the same time you're [ __ ] it up man yeah yeah it's like my thumb's on a controller right now i can just say whatever i want oh i have to watch the shame of having these bombs blow up as i try to throw them again i remember you being like what are you doing to be this is a pretty like coordinated effort like it takes a little bit of doing yeah there's things happening like yeah except i can make my own bombs that's yeah that's what you were telling me about yes you were like you don't have a much bigger explosion than these ones these are just here in case you never got the bomb which you did which you have to to get to this point so yes agreed oh yeah hey got a silver rupee hey good for you you know what probably some pants just a like a a a nice pair of pleated pants oh god the penguins the penguin look at look at me frantically swinging like oh god please please please no no no oh it's horrifying it's scary it's the white eyes it's really what it is you know what that is a good point it it really is like the the the white eyes mixed with um their relentless nature uh i'm just i'm not a fan and also how much damage they do like they do so much damage yeah yeah what what was your what was your where was your head at right now just go back and look what was my goal trying to get i don't know man i like but did you see me use the shield i used the shield there that's pretty cool so i feel like yeah i feel like i should get some brownie points for that yeah you're one leg above where i'm usually at i hate using shield yeah if they give you the shield you should be able to not use it that's how i feel about it if they give you the shield you should be able to not use it right it's like you know you play like resident evil 4 or whatever and it's like knife only run yeah you know oh cool you don't have to use the guns it's like the same as no shield run that's all my runs we should just label yeah i was gonna say legend of zelda run is a no shield team yeah in fact i feel like you would actually get more credit that way exactly if if people are like posting in the comments like use the shield and then like i use the shield once then it ruins the entire no shield run it's like that's it's it's their fault it's not my fault shut up my dad works in nintendo you don't know my dad works at nintendo is still and may always be my favorite thing you've ever said like i didn't make it up that's like a meme is it really yeah that's that's like the thing that kids always said to each other like yeah well oh and they're like trying to one-up each other it's like yeah i got i got uh mario brothers three oh yeah i got marbles four it came out early well how'd you do that was my dad works nintendo so games cool can i come over and play it oh my mom doesn't like it when uh she doesn't let me play it with people over sh i can only play it um in private uh because it's uh it's nda i can't talk about it so actually i'll need you to sign an nda my mom made me sign an nda i'm just sorry i can't my mommy miss yeah i'm not supposed to talk about the scrambled eggs we had for dinner this evening she also uh works for nintendo i think and so [ __ ] damn it it's harder to lie than i thought wait aaron i apologize i have to pee so bad can we pause the episode no you go pee and you come right back and i will are you serious oh yeah okay can you cover oh of course i can thank you i love you i'll be right back so at this very moment dan is trying to figure out what the [ __ ] i've been i've been wanting to comment on this and we've just been chatting about other [ __ ] but at this point now it's like dude just get out of the room you have no idea what you're doing just leave please just leave and now he's shooting [ __ ] fire at the platforms he has to walk on what is he doing man oh my god just just shoot him with an arrow or something like why are you using the fire rod dude what are you doing you've got the [ __ ] you've got the [ __ ] boingy sprawling on the y button just use that why are you doing this why are you shooting fire at the ice things yes you finally figured it out and yet and yet oh my god oh dan i really hope you get to see this part when this episode goes up because holy [ __ ] this is the funniest [ __ ] i've ever seen hey man hey how you doing hey uh what um uh what's up what i missed nothing much man you didn't really miss much not much happened i don't know i think something might have happened because i came back to a way higher energy aaron than i'd left and it's really weird because um you are the only one there i just i just watched you make like the biggest failure i've ever seen oh oh in the game it was just like it was just like bad decision after bad decision it was so funny um and i i really can't wait for you to see it and my reaction to it because that was fantastic oh my god jeepers creepers it's just like it was just like perfectly because right when you left i was like thank god he left because i've been like thinking about how like he's just running in circles first and then like you went to this platform and you just kept like burning it with the fire even though it was clearly made out of ice what are you doing man aaron fire and ice and i've i've maintained this for a long time they look alike they're very similar yeah it's it's really really um it's intense stuff man like yeah i get them confused constantly have you ever had fire tea fired tea have you ever had fire cream i love that stuff yeah it's it's like tea with uh with fire cubes in it are you familiar with the early 90s rapid rapper vanilla fire actually vanilla fire is an amazing name yeah that is pretty cool i can't tell all right i can't i can't drive right now because my my uh my windshield is fired over yeah uh embarrassing yeah embarrassing you know what you know what really bothers me you know it really gets my goat you know what gets my goat trying to say something and then you burp quesadilla from two hours ago and like your whole life comes to a screeching halt i didn't know that was jet oh nice nice work dude yeah thank you thank you there wasn't even anything up there no i know aaron i know i'm watching it too i'm watching it too like that was the caliber of [ __ ] i was watching when you went but like it was just one after another yeah like you don't know man maybe i was having a seizure at the time i do know i was there yeah do you remember the seizure that i've had yeah the there's a seizure where we were like i don't know what to do man where are we going is a pretty intense seizure oh my god awesome [ __ ] dying over here okay please uh continue what were you gonna say i don't even remember what i was gonna say what were we talking about i can't remember but i interrupted you with my quesadilla tail i regaled you with my with my with my delicious chicken uh queso situation um oh i was saying do you know what i hate and then i don't remember what it was that i hated aaron that could be anything dude yeah do you know what gets my goat that's what you were saying oh man now i'm not gonna no thing number eight thousand that gets your goat you're your goat is the most gotten thing in the world oh man i'm trying to remember what gets my goat but i can't remember at all and you know what's funny is now that you say it like that i'm remembering like the feeling of having this thought and it was like 100 like this doesn't really actually get my goat that bad oh wow well thank you for walking me through your process it was something about ice and fire it was something about fire something about ice you know it really gets my goat my windshield is iced over vanilla fire vanilla fire you know what really gets my goat when we just spent the next half hour of this episode try to remember the one probably not even that funny thing that you were about to say we just throw the whole episode away oh my god [ __ ] oh i can't [ __ ] breathe dude this is killing me over here stop thinking about it i can see you i can see you leaning back in your chair thinking about it no i know it's still on my mind like 50 of my processes are i'm like [ __ ] lucy over here with the [ __ ] like brain pill or whatever this thing is see what the brain feels limitless [ __ ] bradley cooper over here can't stop the rain from going this is what you were doing when you were gone this is what you were doing you were throwing the ice rod on these [ __ ] hexagonal ice platforms over and over again wait the ice rod or the fire rod fire rod sorry oh and and thereby destroying my ability to move anywhere you kept doing it i'm sure i had my reasons oh it was killing me it was killing me because i was like no don't do that why are you why are you still doing it well you know what while you were making fun of me and the things i did yeah six weeks ago i was having a refreshing frothy piss so who's the real winner frothy piss always gets me you gotta keep it frothy bro you gotta it's okay we have like oh yeah of course that's a thing because dad piss can be heard from miles around in any direction there will there will i feel like there's certain things and i'll find out because like you know i'm i'm with the person i know in my heart i'm with the person i'm gonna spend the rest of my life with and we're gonna have kids and at some point in the near future i'm going to get that dad card and i believe one of the super powers you get is pissed that can be heard for miles around [ __ ] firehose it's just it's just all froth it's like pouring a stella artois a [ __ ] beer it's like those slow motion beer commercials where the beer like hits the water like oh it's the best it's the best oh god i'm dying over here oh look at that it's an ice cube guy that uh an artichoke plant um the part of the artist an artichoke artist stroke plant the part of the plant did you know the artichoke plant is this was common plant to choke tunes it sucks i think you're having a troke oh goodness it sorry oh it's my my dog is all over me i know your pup is just looking around like i don't know him here man camilla sweetie please i beg you hanging out or what thunder thunder thundercats i was just gonna say instead of how it's just like a blood curdling scream thundercats that's a totally different show thundercats thundercats they miss you slowly walking oh yeah i tried to go reverently up the stairs and couldn't figure out how to do it very reverend help i'm lost all right i forgot we did that oh golly he's up there all the way at the top like man when he gets here i'm gonna give him some great words of advice he's gonna be the best it's a speech of a lifetime you have claimed the power of the gods lovers sorry that was aaron's voice but i claimed it with it you could stop the return of the demon king and thwart his evil ambitions you did it neato you can do it goku yeah i get now hero you must take the battle to lo rule castle there awaits the demon king i mean i'd fight him but i got i got this platform to stand on i'm old i don't know if i've noticed what is hell i got [ __ ] to do like slowly putter around my garden may you and princess zelda survive the terrible trials ahead go now defeat this evil once and for all yay you can do it goku you're like wait what oh go go who's what yeah yeah all right you you chat for one hot second i'm gonna let my dog out of the room because she's shuffling nervously for some reason that's just what dogs one moment yeah oh man do you remember that [ __ ] that dan did that only we saw this [ __ ] ridiculous dude like what is he doing it's like i get it man like when when i'm [ __ ] hey sorry hey sorry i think i think she just has to pay and she probably heard my dad piss from the other room and was like i gotta get in on that action she probably has to pee so it's better if she pees in the carpet in the living room than the carpet in here no no ash will take her out we walk our dog like four times a day because we're so bored yeah seriously you better hold on tight go flying around and [ __ ] see ya oh yeah look at that bee wow that beat just whooped up on that guy yeah man and you said it was useless it is you could have easily walked over there and whooped on that guy too yeah but you didn't you you spent your time going into the witch's hut and the bee did it for you so um oh that's right it's starting to sink in that we actually there's a light at the end of our link between worlds tunnel yeah that has lasted so many years god yeah like even still like yeah this was this was a series that was like cursed and then yes we came back to it and then it was cursed again i know i know it's been a rough one but like most curses you gotta fight your way through them man just can't can't let the bs get you down can't let the bs get you down that's [ __ ] right dude [ __ ] hold your head up high reach to the sky kiss a guy maybe get some fries what was that last one let's get some fries no before that uh reach your hands up to this guy after that the fries won i'll never get tired of that stupid-ass joke meanwhile your list if you could actually make it would just be like kiss a guy kiss a guy kiss a guy kiss a guy i'm just like 100 guys i would kiss well yeah which is totally fine i wish i could remember like i wish i could remember what you were talking about we we were it was definitely discussing an enemy that we were fighting in a video game and we were having a lot of trouble with them and trying to figure out all the ways to attack and we were like i would have kissed him to death god i wish i could remember who that was or when that was from oh bad so upgrade the cancel what are you doing there's got to be a way oops didn't think that went out very through how did you not get that one that one's so right i don't know i don't know aaron stop yelling at me i got it well isn't that all about it sooner though so that's i'm chastising you for it because that's what healthy human beings do okay yeah they they they find something that they can hurt others with and they just do it they do it usually on the internet yes punishment for your sins of not getting the maya my sooner that was obvious to get yep but i don't think you've ever been here in this entire play-through no i don't think so either what are you doing man i don't know i don't know i don't even you think i can ask myself we recorded this eight years ago like a [ __ ] pressure cooker over here just constantly like needling at you until you break down yeah you're doing you're being stupid what do you do put that in there what do you turn around losing my dang mind oh that's a nice ice rod it is nice it's beautiful can you hear me here up hyrule can you hear me now nice probably made that joke in the previous playthrough and that's why we're talking boy we must have been laughing about something because that's way too long to process those seven words oh man so what have you been doing aaron geez take that goo off oh i think this is the end of the episode oh it is it is it is oh [ __ ] all right next time oh god all right goodbye goodbye love you geez aaron oh [ __ ] thank goodness i made it in time aaron did you start the episode with some kind of screamy thing because it cut out and i couldn't hear it no i did not i just said a thing okay in my own words but i can start the episode right now yes let's do that i now remember why i felt so bad about losing this audio why is that because we had the funniest [ __ ] bit we've made oh dude we'll we'll we'll talk about it later because you have to be reminded of all the stuff okay i bet we can i bet we can get back to it again okay yeah yeah don't worry we'll we'll discuss that okay you know what i'm talking about right absolutely i know what you're talking about i felt it like innately in my head i was like i was like man i just it was such a good bit and i don't remember what it was and yeah as you can see from my pauses and running in circles i'm like i don't know what to do everyone's watching that's what i'm saying is like she has to like get to her room and [ __ ] like this isn't like she walks into the house and she's just like all right i just gotta go upstairs and um okay i've had a hard day and i really just wanna unwind and i want to kick up my feet and hop in the bathtub but i forgot how the puzzle goes do i put the bomb up there first or do i oh jesus ah [ __ ] man which kitchen am i going to the one the one above the lava or the one suspended below the lava and kind of over by the bomb garden do i have to blow up the rock how long has that rock been there it's [ __ ] she [ __ ] airbnb is hurt yes that that's that's what we were that's what we were laughing at so hard when when we were playing this the first time um it was aaron doing an impression of hilda um renting out her dungeon her house as an airbnb and like starting with like the good stuff like um spacious airy old school architecture very historical structure very interesting columns and use of space but then you'll have to but then she has to get to the point where it's like watch out for the floating bomb creatures they will destroy you and everything you hold dear if you come in contact with the the bomb plant um please don't be alarmed it will follow you to everyone no matter where you go um all you have to do is whack it and run like run really fast it's fine it won't destroy anything except for walls that are meant to be destructible that's totally okay don't worry about it fair warning there are uh an army of undead knights who will throw spears at you if you try to use the upstairs bathroom um quaint lots of places to read and there there is a man at the front named harold he wields a spear and will come directly at you just try to avoid him because it will stick you and you will die oh my god if you get lost in the bomb maze don't worry just bring your own spare bombs and hook them over the edge rest assured there are blue and red crystals that change the walls from top to bottom so that you can easily get to your bedroom and have a great night's sleep there will be a group of creatures taking frothy dad pisses don't don't be alarmed by the sound the overwhelming loudness of the sound that will be heard in any point of the castle no matter where you are fair warning there will be a bunch of floor tiles that will shoot i see spears at you don't worry but small price to pay for having a foyer oh my god holy [ __ ] so stupid keys will be liberally distributed throughout the lower watch out for the giant purple hamburger monster if you get hungry there is a giant purple hamburger in the dungeon in combat first though fear not his tail is vulnerable however if he attacks you in the head and the walls will close on you i cannot assure your safety and then she's trying to she tries to like cover up some of the details of the home with like with like buzz words or like it's like it's like a picture of like lava all over the ground and she's like warm yeah a picture of a huge disgusting hamburger monster it's just at the bottom it's like pet friendly lots of interesting characters holy [ __ ] if you must encounter the hamburger monster try to do it in the room where there's not a lava pit it'll be much easier for you to access the kitchen some people like to if you need to access the attic for any reason yeah i know dude if you need to adjust the thermostat it's up in the attic you can open the door to the attic by finding the door with four runes in order to light the runes you must kill four giant monsters be sure to remember the shapes of the runes because they will know which monster to defeat in order to get into the kitchen you will need the following a hook shot a spear an ice rod and you'll probably yeah and i'm lactose intolerant so you'll probably want to bring your own milk right when you enter the home you will encounter a room full of skulls don't worry you've got presents inside if you want to go out to eat you can find some cash inside the skulls grab a couple books and get yourself some starbucks oh my god like when someone leaves like a bowl of fruit out like it's that kind of like you will find pears and kiwi kiwi and guava and skulls feel free to do whatever you want located in beautiful low rule where all the trees are rotting and there are creatures that are throwing bombs all the time walkable do you like the color purple the entire building is the color purple the floors the walls the only thing that's not purple is the deadly lava oh god the most purple thing you will encounter are the monster guts oh this thing god the platforms will appear before you don't worry he will not fall in the lava starting at 40 a day i mean for 40 you can't beat a deal like that you'll probably find that much money in the skulls alone for 40 a day this historic spacious castle death trap can be yours it practically pays for itself in deadly electrified jellyfish spacious well lit lit oh god that's so stupid i love it if you encounter an electrical jellyfish don't be alarmed just kill it and then kill the 45 smaller electrical jellyfish that it explodes into this will give you free access to the basement where you can get a key the key will give you access to the second rune for storing your bicycle jesus oh my god have you ever wanted to teleport now's your chance all over this convention you will find a teleportation block in the second breakfast nook brita filter include holy crap please do not leave the place a mess clean up after yourself if you decide to blow up all of the enemies that's fine just pick up all the [ __ ] and i want [ __ ] rubies and hearts laying around everywhere sorry it just it really teases me off whenever i have a tendency to come in and they mess up the choice i've been there i've been through this before this ain't my first rodeo oh my god holy crap so [ __ ] funny dude spinning ball toys oh yeah nicely done me i'm i like i'm complimenting you as if you're playing yeah it's wonk it does have a little bit of that feeling need a little extra guys playing iron balls will be rolling incessantly run away from them it gets the heart rate up i guess but then immediately run behind them if you want access to the lower level damn it i mean oops uh that was wrong forget that how do i erase i can't figure out how to erase so you'll just have to read this please do not scuff the floors please do not skip the floor wear the provided booties please we about obey traditional japanese shoe laws here thank you if you find it impossible to get through the platforms to the fye just if you have the ability to meld into walls do it then this is the perfect opportunity perfect for anyone looking to buy a fixer-upper needs a lot of work but well worth it holy crap admittedly some of the floor tiles will spin by themselves and try to kill you admittedly if you if you enjoy the floor tiles that will be located on another level from you don't worry they will fly towards you so you can get a closer look it's an older house and what older house doesn't have some quirks quaint holy [ __ ] that might be one of my favorite insane stupid running jokes just hilda's low rule airbnb castle for those visiting so absurd this is to see for example the rotting forest the rotting forest for those who like bird watching have you ever seen a dead bird there are all of them does my castle not have enough skulls for you let me point you in the direction of skull woods an easy jog five minute jug from here perfect for young families adventurous heated floors making you a little too warm stand by the face things they'll freeze you cold for this nice cooling sensation i really enjoyed falling in the lava 8 000 times yeah it was kind of my thing one of the best features of that falling in the lava it's like a hot tub for your whole flesh like a hot tub for your whole flesh inside and out it will render you speechless amazing don't worry i've left small keys scattered around the house so that you can access all of the rooms i mean this this is a large dungeon at the same time i completely completely understand where our fans are coming from when they're like you idiot just go to the place you need to go to yeah um but unfortunately you're just trying to figure it out yeah yeah yeah sadly like that's just the way it's gonna be with games we haven't played before you've literally but i did play this before so what the hell is my excuse i don't know the room was big room was too big very spacious great for parties good god feel free to use the transportation pod as much as you want in case you're an idiot who doesn't know where he's going transportation pod it makes you feel like spock oh that's harold don't worry he'll throw spears at you it's fine there's an armored man by the front door who's criminally insane and he throws spears that's just steve don't mind him he's a card what a card that's deep anyway those skulls will be replenished once you leave the room that's how good the service is here in laurel county best not to ask how or whose skulls they are they're definitely human though yeah could they be yours in the future who knows it depends on if you're into that sort of thing personalized come on dan i believe in me go to the door with the runes so you gotta get the the remaining two runes bro you're telling me i'm telling myself right now yeah i think i know where i'm going actually if you're feeling tired don't worry the bedroom is just a 48 step adventure away you want to wield bigger fire invisible floors just one of the many quirks celebrity architect satan worked on this celebrity architect architect to the stars our lord beyonce his name is bob the elsa bob a real class act that piazza bob if you want to meet him just dive into the fiery pits below you may never return oops that's okay the forces of evil will bring you back so that you can suffer over and over again certainly feels that way oh my god i'm so just stupid forward dude okay all right oh my god yeah i'm like all right i'm gonna learn it again oh it is pretty narrow it is pretty narrow why didn't you go to this why didn't you go to the trans i don't know so help me god i don't i guess i just wanted to see where the transporter would lead yeah oh it just it just it just closes that loop oh i see dark souls style yes thank you okay thank you thank you thank you dan i know like i'm like i know we finished this game so i must have done something right boom baby three runes down i knew it stabby steve damn you oh it's what i do i'm stabbing steve share the house with any housemates hello everybody welcome back hey this is the final episode of yeah this is the finale link between worlds is beautiful um we can say it with a hundred percent certainty because we already did it we already finaled this yeah it's like you know from this point i would be like oh man is it even i don't know there seems like there's so much more game but yeah this is the finale we uh we do it in this one oh i remember having some confusion with this but you were like go to the left idiot and then wouldn't you know it it was all easy as pie yeah i always feel bad when i yeah then i gotta be like all right all right dude because i don't like it when people do it to me hey man it's like if you don't someone in the comments will so you might as well be someone i know personally yeah i guess that's true oh man what do you do here what the heck maybe i don't know this was where we were struggling i think you got a wall merge and then use the the hook shot to bring it over oh that's a great idea hopefully i thought of it at some point or hopefully i mean good for you this episode is only 45 minutes long so we did figure it out there we go after after what yes yes well done queen yeah oh oh yes queen yes queen aaron you are a queen thank you i know we are all queens in the end you guys are [ __ ] nerds and then we'd feel bad about ourselves for a little while don't even know what you're talking about exactly what oh nice going dude oh and i lost the eye she whiz um this part was hard for me we'll have you i can see myself a struggling oh yeah no you're good now that the eyeballs are back there you're fine yeah exactly um oh look at look at me going for the whole kitten caboodle you're going you're on full ham dude uh yeah that's something f you wall master i got places to be i got a place to be people to see i got immediate four baby i'm nice to place oh you took out my key i see that was ridiculous the only reason it gave me trouble was because i had a box that was sitting in front of the tv like right where the like fast forward and rewind but of course you did you always do you always have tons of crap in front of your tv well i know but i can't i do it's hard to yeah look at him with the two eyes i love it it's hard to clean this this stupid room because it's the room i'm recording and so it's just wires and computers everywhere oh yeah i totally get it i totally get it i was like i want to clean it up but it's like who knows if that wire is useful or not i can't remember when we were trying to record this but we were trying to we're trying to get in a wii signal and we couldn't because you had what i could only describe as 14 to 20 lightsaber handles arranged in front of your and and 20 dumbbells i'm like aaron what are you building a fort well you know i work out in here and also that's where i keep my lightsabers i work out and oh this that's all this is also where i played do you not do you not like take out your lightsaber like every other day and just like swing it around for fun because i absolutely do not every other day maybe every other other day yeah that's reasonable yeah can't judge you thanks man now that you've opened the giant door phase two of getting to your bedroom starts it was the best this is where i started to realize i completely went the wrong way good for me yeah this was not what i meant to do such a peaceful dimension and then like oh back to the hell spawn you think zelda goes into her office and then she's like oh hey fairies and they're like hey i got some paperwork to do so please don't flutter too loud this is how a villain turns around is it right perhaps it's only fair that i share a story with you it's the legend of how low rule fell to its current condition yeah yeah push the button me six weeks ago i think that was probably the the part where we were like oh she's bad yeah i think you made it it was my golden peepee joke right about there and we were laughing we were laughing here's where i'm like slowly putting it together like but my my drive but i have a triforce wait for it so you found my secret bed and breakfast i'm pausing for dramatic effect as the princess of low rule it's my duty to save my kingdom so i know you'll understand it when i say please give me a good airbnb i was so mad when she betrayed us oh yeah i was like no not you but i love you yeah you're awesome and i gotta fight you and a demon this is this is turning into one hell of a thursday just hurry up and conjure jesus okay there he is it takes so long dreadlocks command you see the triforce of curse from him laurel shall be reborn just wail on him that's always my move just like oh god please please flail flail i can do it me hurry up and kill him you get jesus i have a pizza in the oven [ __ ] only takes like 12 minutes to cook it's not delivery it's digiornos it's oh god well then yeah i gotta get that digiorno give me a try for some power you get a freaking greedy bastard you're just we mustn't be defeated if we are low-roll we'll be lost forever and i just fixed up this airbnb and i just fixed it real nice it's got heated floors and come down baby give it to me at once come on if you want to break through the force field to get serious to your breakfast nook you will have to feed it to giant pig monster you have to steal the triforce of power from the james with that you can use to open the gateway to heaven give it to can't wait to have it real now you my dark beauty must serve your purpose oh no i've been immediately betrayed after i've betrayed people yeah i really making you wait for it oh no oh boy she looks non-plus yeah oh well dang it look it sucks right i did the beauty of destruction will rain back down upon this world like so much salsa man if i have anything to say about it with white one crappy dorito yeah if i've got one outside it'll take you down now i'll be taking that last piece of the triforce from you worm i'm not a worm i'm a human boy hear me love this it is like princess soda can't be [ __ ] out of here and then yeah i believe you were like go around stupid and and now i was like oh wait for it and you're like you gotta hit him and i was like okay i'll hit him yeah i probably should have drunk another potion but dude has to find out the hard way man you were dunking on past damn like it's nobody's business well past dan sucks at this game he's also the only one playing it yeah i always have to get hit by the last one in my head i'm like only one more to go oh [ __ ] ah that arrow had a date with my ass and i was not invited all right i guess i'll talk to the cool princess first the one who didn't just try to murder me i gave you a bow of light hey i'm back a bud light did you say a bow of light oh sorry hey what's up but hey would you like the cool refreshing taste of bud light and she's like hilda's like great taste and the and princess is like less feeling low rule may be doomed but at least our kingdom won't be condemned for stealing their triforce but i want to steal the trophies they really want aaron i can't hear a word you're saying buddy oh it's because it's too loud oh okay you're right there we go princess zelda i have been led astray tempted by the power of your triforce and another stuff i did it for my people you know the ones that like throw bombs and they're like jelly people and like they're like dead crows yeah the people have been trying to kill you for a long time princess held up there is no need to no please let me finish this shut up you are so fortunate to have a hero like lopez like oh my god wow what a man what courage he has displayed that alone proves that hyrule deserves his triforce i guess i don't know i'm just making [ __ ] up at this point to get out of it as long as i keep talking now i will ensure that you leave this dark kingdom of mine safely and with your triforce it's like just take it and go just go just get ready don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you well you too he needs to pee can you hear me please open your eyes office please open them it's taking so long for you to open your eyes i can't kind of looks like they're open from this perspective are you playing a silly game i mean you're playing absolutely oh there you are he gets up his eyes are closed like uh-oh open your [ __ ] eyes and look lopez a bird oh i mean the charcoal there's the chocolate oh wonderful we're back home so idyllic and peaceful or whatever let's go [ __ ] her [ __ ] up you got it i'm i'm done with that [ __ ] [ __ ] like [ __ ] god damn what if what if they really were three giant doritos and she just whips out some sour cream and it's just like well we finally get to enjoy the spoils of war oh yeah i don't know what i was doing here maybe i'll just just dip maybe i'll just dip low dip dip ready we'll say it at the same time one two three a hot dog franken footer [ __ ] is that the same thing oh no you stupid bastard i had a much better wish three hot dogs oh [ __ ] once your hot dog is finished you will covet and look longingly as i consume two more hot dogs oh yeah we both she's gonna give destruction it's like [ __ ] her she kept me in a painting for so long it sucked just kidding here's two extra hot dogs which we just happen to have did they wish for our kingdom back no four hot dogs sorry your little creature doesn't get one three triangular hot dogs in the shape of the triforce it looks just like the triforce but i assure you it will not bring back the light oh princess soda thank you and to you as well hero hyrule i guess you did some [ __ ] thank you the i actually got emotional the first time i saw that i was like that's so nice no it's like where the [ __ ] yeah oh we did it i actually just got chills a little bit again and it turns yellow oh that's so sweet yeah oh gully no one cares what an absolutely fantastic game this was what a dream man it's a [ __ ] fantastic game fantastic game throwing through yup can i interest you in the game pass everybody loves nintendo i guess i'll just eat this whipped cream on my mouth oh mother my am i oh yeah i ended up with 63 mayamas which was exactly the same amount that i found in my personal playthrough oh [ __ ] yeah that's the magic number for me wow that's beautiful i don't know why i don't know either man and i just don't care oh that's first of all thank you that's very sweet like did the painting look like this before yes i feel like we would have noticed was that who would have noticed the big ass rabbit guy in the background is that that knee was it always been me has that always been a picture of me and hilda's in the background like um i was also in this yeah i i guess i was bad but then good so ah always good what a great great game yeah man well yeah and really like big for me personally too you know because you got to play it yeah cause i got to finish it after like having such a struggle the first time internally and externally with my big ass thumbs that's right yeah he gets the switch controller really helped this the sword's like no don't put me back oh 30 people are like the birds are like finally our time has come bow to our squirrel masters oh that's awesome yeah beautiful what a beautiful game i just love it aaron i love it too man i'm glad you got to enjoy it yeah very special and it's a big one we can knock off the list thank you so much for joining us everybody oh look at this damn dude [ __ ] rich ass [ __ ] yeah well it all went to friggin ravio and i wasn't i didn't die a single time damn dude that's clean baby usually it's reversed i found zero rupees and died 11 983 times yeah all right goodbye everyone thanks for joining us thank you for joining us and thank you for allowing us some space and time to complete the story of lophus cramwell goodbye

Channel: Marcus Yamamoto

Views: 44,254

Keywords: Game Grumps, Legend of Zelda, A Link Between Worlds

Id: ldoLmqNonjA

Length: 171min 26sec (10286 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 22 2020