Best of Game Grumps: Super Mario Maker 2 (2019)

oh are we getting it wait wait wait wait wait yes yes yes yo and this is my full-time job now I'm coming back baby I'm gonna take that number one slide again mmm yes yes I'm so excited oh this looks so good [Music] you're the cat Mario [Music] I'm gonna [ __ ] with Aaron so hard yes Jim is my birthday I'm so happy it was all four years like the first part of that come on come on let me in let your boy in you know I'm good for it oh we're in oh we're in we're in strapping lads yeah we're in let's go fit whoo I'm so excited I really don't know how to use the new hey I'm not suger oh no oh yes no oh yes not like this like this oh man the time has finally arrived it feels so real feels so natural it feels so beautiful this is wonderful we've been talking about this for so long it's it it is surreal that it's like finally happening it really makes you feel like the passage of time is meaningless Wow heavy heavy spin on that but I mean our boy our our our future former friend Ross has been working hard on levels and and he he had an issue right like he he ran into trouble accidentally deleted this level oh that is that is fantastic there's something amazing about the idea of there's something amazing about the idea of Ross sitting in his room trying to create something that will torture us and accidentally torturing himself in the process oh yeah I know it was a it was a journey I feel like I should know this how the hell do you save your game the robot gotcha I was like terrified as I hit the wrong button it wait no wait no no damn it yeah no god damn it I hit in the wrong one no it's okay I know what I built it's fine it's fine [Music] all that work what did I do wrong I hit the I hit I hit the wrong button I'm so sad wait what why is it doing that now what did i do before I hit the robot before you said hit the robot and then I hit course pot oh you meant the flat robot icon not the robot in the menu oh god damn it ah that was [Music] it's alright it's alright I got a hang of the controls now I'll be able to make it faster you know what fine producer rule we're doing new one it's delicious honor and you'll be able to see his journey on his channel rubber ninja cuz he's uploading like highlights of it bro that might work you got it and that's right got it get a nice little denim skirt in there some leggings fidgety annoyed and buoyant are your three most obvious qualities and I'm glad they put them to the top all right everybody this is companion spring 3d it's Ross's stage it has a point four eight clear rate yeah and it says hi Aaron on it look at his little avatar yeah everything's cool so far this ain't so hard Nikki oh okay [Music] what do you say wait wait oh I could have done it Oh wake up come back up back up back up oh wow all right that's two well forget the coins nobody cares about the corn I care about the court nobody you know so I'm a nobody too you know really boxed into a corner here yo yo I'm a hardcore styler playing compiler what does that mean what a compiler yeah what are you talking about let yo yo hardcore styler living my friend is Delilah no I I refuse that rhyme my body rejected it Dan your valid I just want to say that your valid thanks thanks for that no sixty food and you should drink a lot of water yeah and eat your vegetables yeah and that way you can have a valid salad your salad is valid yeah and if you if you eat it with a popular DJ khaled says wow really good stuff yeah man DJ salad that's can you get another one I'm sexy I'm strong I'm fierce I'm going to grind Rick Chinon and I play yeah I'm trying I'm trying to get that friction on I'm trying to rub some genitalia on some parts I'm phrase it like that try to rub some genitalia on something that I'm gonna mail you dude don't don't you hear what I'm saying Iggy Azalea ah Wow Dan I'm not gonna failure you kind of already have say yeah Oh Bobo oh all right I guess it doesn't work yeah that's that's the problem okay do you think is that the problem that it doesn't work yeah you know what I've been crunching the numbers I think the big issue of this is that it sucks well there's your problem yeah did I ever give up on any of Rossa stages in the previous episodes no yeah I think we did no we didn't we didn't know we beat them all are you super sure yes next time I get ribs next time Aaron's done the [ __ ] Oh the controllers were tossed this shit's done I don't think Ross you could screw this [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] taking the [ __ ] aren't you gonna [ __ ] puff guard off so you can hear me Oh under the Mike your [ __ ] your dead [ __ ] dead [Music] no no no no now I don't [ __ ] [ __ ] accept that next time Ross congratulations on becoming our new X best friend you're garbage I remember the phrase no one could beat this a lot being said a lot yeah but then it gets beaten and that's like comedy you know that's comedy 101 bro is it you think one thing and then something else happens okay call the setup punchline I understand comedy okay alright if that's what you're saying yeah Queen I am slash point give it give it give me the I think you better hit the checkpoint you know what progress was made though progress was made oh there's a checkpoint isn't that what you just said Wow what am i a mirage oh sorry I was being so much attention to this other stuff no I completely understand I'm gonna need that spring what in the world dude with the spring shoot the thwomp back up yeah maybe yeah it does really yeah you just got a link do this pull this move is Ross in the today no he's yeah you wanted to join oh I was so close like he mostly just wanted to skip town for a while because I think he I think you could see the unpleasant confrontation that was about to go down in his office I think I nailed this that's exactly what I thought about it different I was at a different place mentally and emotionally this is awful no it's not it's epic okay no and I know it and everybody knows it man that they shot you right down Oh hug my grandma I was like what is that for and now I know what a disaster you're the disaster no I'm not saying you're a disaster I'm just saying this yeah it's the sound of a disaster and see what I mean like I hurt my lungs yeah and and my ears no grab grab oh no not that grab the other and my axe and my bosom [Music] [Laughter] I'm looking through the window and I'm seeing Ross admire his handiwork he's got a big smile on his face or he does any any situation where he can inflict pain upon us in video game for him Ross aaron is struggling he's struggling but it's going well dippity flippers I thought I was safe he's smiling now I smile and only I can make it lick a difference do you like it a lot don't you this is bad go no go jump do it yes no my mom didn't bring me into this world so I could experience this she's watching right now with a glass of wine like this is not what I intended for my son as you always have it you always share really you gotta be [ __ ] me you gotta be balls all right one more and then we'll next episode cuz it's like we sort of made progress no we didn't yes we did hello welcome back we have our good friend slash enemy Ross here so I wanted to give him a little bit of a hint help them understand so the dragon the lava dragon the thing you need to understand about him is some people will keep saying all you can go under him on I made a fool of myself on Twitch one was making this level because some guy was like you can just go under the dragon it's like no you [ __ ] can't I've been doing it for hours you can't do that shut up and then I did it and it worked I was like wow I'm gonna duck wait work that's embarrassing there is a cheese strap which sure I figured out we were trying to beat this level for eight hours after the garage sale so I tried for sure I tried to jar I tried another four and then down the eighth hour at 5 a.m. we beat it oh my gosh oh my god oh my god oh I'm shaking it's a pain in the ass and then everyone else was like who knows easy and I'm like shut the [ __ ] up you gotta you gotta beat this with that checkpoints to upload it Oh a checkpoint that Aaron's using right now we didn't have we had to do a clean clean run from the beginning oh dang as misery it was utter misery I'm sure it was rough so the only difference is now that people have been saying that oh how he makes Aaron suffer it's like you don't understand behind scenes how much suffering I have to go through yeah as levels up yeah it'sit's suffering for everybody everybody everybody says it's so bad time and just about in general really oh you should have gotten that guy not like that lavas bad dude yeah were you talking to left wall for us I also fun as you can see I did turn off comments and a lot of people were really but heard about that but unfortunately with this particular level a lot can be spoiled by people I say comments also people will being funny trolls real epic guys thanks [ __ ] hysterical how do you know how do you know they're upset about the comments if they can't comment which dog sorry got hurt at me but my care factor was below zero so do you like the slide I love that that makes me feel good every time we do it it's really cute and awesome how many hours did it take you to make ice okay so I spent about three days making it but you gotta keep in mind I was also prepping for the garage sale so I'm stuck with that right and then when we had which you call it yeah so actually during the garage sale I was playing it but we were doing the signing you remember me doing the sign oh yeah yeah I was actually oh that's what you were playing I was playing I was making this level okay why we're signing and fans just like you playmaker I'm like yes it has to be done by Monday sighs crunching it totally there's a great photo of me signing a baby's butt while while making this level I said a baby's butt and a baby's butt I didn't sign it but put up the picture of me signing baby spot thank you thank you Ben you're welcome very beautiful you know he's gonna put like a picture of a baboon I love it I don't know how you can do two things at once like that my brain was fried Wow misery trying to beat this yips and you can't fall asleep one string let's see what I think that's against the terms and conditions of twitch you can't fall asleep I was like that's so funny that they had to write that in was because people will try and make tons of money they'll strain themselves to death and then I'll just pass out on string so you get like a WoW I mean I don't know if that's the same on YouTube would people watch each other's sleep I bet they were there's actually in a moat of a guy who's like passed out sleeping and it's because it was like famously this one guy who's like a really small stream I forget who it was it a story exactly so don't quote me on it I'm sure some will correct the story in the comments but a dude fell asleep on Twitch and when he woke up there was like thousands of people watching cuz they're all waiting for him to wake up what yeah it was really funny oh man that's me really think that's the gonna be like free emotes you get is like that guy I saw they're glorifying it but also again he was he was that no no no yeah kind of it's it's you're not supposed to do it but like I have a good sense of humor about it dude I mean honestly like the guy who's like inconsistent values here that YouTube we love you the guy who got caught Jay owing are you to Indies yeah that's it I mean even he has a sense of humor about it so you know yeah that guy kind of taught me a lot what dude well my stream it with certain things every time I turn on my stream I now I'm terrified and I unplug the camera I put on back on the lens on the DSLR camera right unplug the XLR cable I don't even Jo because I know Jesus is watching that's now Chris and Ali are watching this is this is garnering quite a following if you let the second-to-last one fall through then the little staple remover guys fall into the love and die ah and you can just jump back and forth between the edges and galaxy Brandon I'm just trying not to die y'all can analyze when you're sitting there like the top in popcorn and stuff jumping and spin it all over the place I'm just saying it's great we did it as a team as a team of friends right we we did it until something happened it's true yep that's exactly right wait so I want to get rid get rid of the second to last one not the last one okay nope the second to last one yeah yes yeah [ __ ] up because he got rid of the last one that's what what are you talking about I did the right thing and you said it was wrong that was that's not what we said that's exactly what you said you said the exact wrong thing I did no no no I stood a correct thing I stood on the last one to make it disappear no [ __ ] play it back play it 100% back wait so I want to get rid of get rid of the second to last one not the last one okay no the second to last one yeah yes I [Applause] [Music] think Aaron might be right I was not clear yes yes what yes he did say that but he said no when I was getting rid of the right one no that's about four right one is the right one to get he went first but he said No when I was getting rid of that when I say we're like no he's not right yes Aaron's not gonna let me say it kill kill everyone okay III said it incorrectly what I said what I meant to say was what I meant was get rid of the cannon that's second to last but Aaron thought I meant get rid of the doughnut that second along oh no but you were correct yeah yeah I read it as that yeah and in my mind I was right read it as that because I don't know yeah no I was literally on the farthest right one and you're great it's wonderful we did it everything's wonderful Wow yeah but that doesn't feel good you know it feels great to me it didn't feel good but so I was at 0.5 well it's it's not going to after this episode airs been edit out this episode put a baboon in front of ya give me a squirrel with big balls I don't know I think you're allowed to look at animals having sex on YouTube okay yeah there's no bows that squirrel with large nuts hey you might censor out his nuts you know in fact just put up a picture of any other squirrel it takes it puts up the picture of the squirrel and edits out like the acorns yeah as well and it's out everything except big giant wing another Ally's just Ali's just smiling and shaking her head like you lame bastards you never play with pogs way of the game I love dogs [Music] [Laughter] yes Ross thank you so much yeah I've been in 24 minutes you did just 20 yeah it's only I liked only eight times what that guy did onto Gerrard stage oh yeah let's hate a new friend great I'll grab my stuff so we successfully defeated Ross's level with uh with a little help and emotional support from Ross himself that wasn't so hard you know what I mean you beat it in three episodes which was under the four episodes which was my over/under betting on your your situation because let's face it sometimes the gaming skills level that our audience has to watch is on a spectrum from garbage to hot garbage yeah but do you trust me is that the name of this is Gerard stage has a lower clear rate than Ross the stage still learned a valuable lesson about friendship Gerard he played me like a dang fiddle played me like a heck infidel yeah a dirting hot nasty [ __ ] fiddle Oh God [Music] it's a beautiful baby boy yeah Wow just slap it on the butt and hand it to the mom say like I know I don't know if I knew I'd tell you listen to me wow that was a real moment of discovery for us that's hot that's hot do this [Laughter] come on down Oh Oh get him on the way up I got him the first time you just said get him on the way down if you miss him if you missed the opportunity I see yeah I think you just have to throw it in there from the second yeah that makes a lot more sense don't it yeah and this one easily in El Banco give you a good checkpoint your are anyway swamps I don't like that clearly a new skill that has yet to be mastered what a dang waste I got so far in the end it didn't even matter it certainly didn't oh hi Chris don't talk to me okay sorry [Laughter] oh you want Chris don't be all silent so we sound like crazy people on the episode what did it say what it's put the level code on the timesheet for Ben but it doesn't matter cuz it's in the episode chris is still there he's right in the doorway no you don't understand it's at the beginning of each episode you don't need it why would you need in the time stamps debate tell me he's gone well eleven he left in the middle of you say was he mad when I know he's back he's at the window yes why would you need it explains giving thumbs up [Music] welcome back Chris Chris explain it Ross you gave me aside and said hey man you really got to make sure to have that up top because people want to play with it is it at the end of the the beginning of every episode it played it shows the code Ross should know that but he a crazy messed up again my dad will be so disappointed again thank you Chris he's gone he's gone Kyle he's like a ninja just disappears in the night yeah he's just a very like kind considerate person so he'll quietly close the door behind him and like sneak out and it just but in the meantime all that means is that we're having conversations with people who are in here well maybe he built him a raft and he's ready for floating oh yeah old Mississippi is calling his name the catfish are jumping then the the paddle wheels pumpin I think I think so black water keep rolling on back just the same can i suck on your toes again i saw what your ass go inside that tunnel and then fall I'm not a Ferrari how many times must I say it even though you play it off all the time that you are just because I find recruits hot especially when they're [ __ ] shut up no I will not sit here idly by you talented boy go you know better than that no better dad is very ashamed my dad called me up on my birthday it said happy birthday idiot and I cried it's the end of the story ok ok hey bye dad my dad is an [ __ ] never sucked my toes second my mom dude look here my dad suck on my toes like my mom she was really good at it Wow let's take a turn for the strange the it's just something about these episodes man they're so frantic and relentless and stupid it really that's just game grumps team I know but Mario maker is something special that's that's a confusing spike situation up at the top there oh man I don't know I'm not a deal with it yeah I didn't I didn't get a good bead on it ok got a good beat this morning you know to say he'd probably didn't and sad and alone you know he's like jerking it alone [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] alone you just watch the movie you miss your ex-girlfriend yeah yeah dude [ __ ] it Jo and there's like no one around and super quiet bro give me some DAP bro hell yeah you know crank in your yank all right what if that was the Mario lore what if the way that he moves through the air with the greatest of ease is because he uses his farts his crank power yeah well I I do remember say one of the hardest times you ever laughed during a show was when we when we brought up the possibility that Sonic might [ __ ] while I was going a hundred miles an hour no no I'll be miles from you I can't remember the funny [ __ ] might have been during Unleashed it was definitely war during one of the 3d ones sonic shits if he does it happens very fast you really used yourself with that one huh [Music] you're right are you gonna be able to recover from you yourself bringing up the question of whether sonic ships are not like while he's like flight [Laughter] attendant figured I would be miles from here shorts to this side a little turd falls I would not be okay with watching her step off [ __ ] why are you all proud of us we see an attractive what aren t you are you okay wow you're the choke you are laughing really hard what what was she an attractive woman oh that's too bad [Music] do you think he uses like a public restroom Sonic and then like a bunch of Cubans are walking around like wash their hands and he's like hey that's good huh next time on gear oh so happy that that cause to control the laughing fits for you [ __ ] yeah I'm pretty sure it was Aaron my granddad was a huge Sonic the Hedgehog guy [ __ ] smirk on his face you forgot the twisty job didn't it just didn't come out unlike that turret that sonica and miles back I am losing my mind watching you play those [ __ ] you energy towards Authority it had to be the fast leg but it's like a string you know boy you are really losing control of your faculties at this point [Music] focus those legs are kicking so heart is like abdominals pushing food through it like Lightspeed yeah who could blame him it's like it's like it's like putting poop in a piston traveling right along my dream situation oh dude if I could poop that fast and if I could if I could get my um to dump down 30 seconds that we inaudible that's not shush it's out of my mind like 40% of the way I have to say stuff like that to you between episodes god Aaron take your time take it easy can't oh my god oh my god boy next time our gross we need to chill out for a second next time I gave okay why hello there shut your mouth shut your dank mouth wait what uh we said we were gonna be at the next part what at the beginning of this impasse tense yeah I did did you yeah I didn't even hear and now you well you made a lawyer out of me a lawyer I could do this you can physically I know you can well I'm not gonna spend 30 hours off-screen 30 hours it should take three minutes three minutes somebody cleared this stage in like 40 seconds yeah I see that who was that I don't know man a different person yeah some cheater Oh what do you mean no Aaron you know you travel back I know but I couldn't make it you saw me I was pumping the gas dude travel back with all of them like it's so easy Dan and just remember that you'll be all right oh it's the timing it's so hard mmm I hear you're [ __ ] judging um oh no I was I was trying I was trying to think of what to say cuz that wasn't your fault oh come on I'm just I'm loaded with farts and gas we really need a checkpoint there Gerard's like uh-huh yeah that would help good luck sure Ari I didn't know there was so much deceit hidden in your beard sorry I sounded cooler in my head okay oh come I wish I could just start there I don't want to go through this [ __ ] again this is the gauntlet of a hate it's the collet of hate and torment it's this death it's dying it represents me and my my inexperience my lack of good your lack of good I'm a bad I did bad spank me I need to be put in oh that was big ol epic gamer moment there came a moment I loved Michelle visage his daughter Louie oh yeah she was just like [ __ ] positive sit erase she was liked by gamers very very like the generation coming up beneath me yeah I hope that episode kind of really putting the pressure on Dan alright that intro done really quickly well we had to do it anyway you know I'm gonna do I like to eat flan well it's just some kind of like to eat flan artists aren't available so means a real man here we just give it a second don't start right away yeah okay and my misfit boy who life technique it just really think about it dark by what the hell why didn't it jump all the way [Music] just keep thinking it's my fault oh my goodness oh the trials and tribulations gamer moment that's so funny not even the hard part you just like forget how to jump I know with well I literally yes I'm just like okay I I guess I'm like tapping it too quick oh I gotta hold it a little bit I didn't even know that was the thing that I could do with the spin jump only something that I could do smash cut to the the video that somebody made of like [Music] me saying like Oh cootie moon and then like all the footage of all the times that I ever chopped with it right yeah I think that might be it though yeah you're right it is that's totally like you have to land on the fourth one and then get on the fifth one on its way back to get on to the six don't look at me like that mmm-hmm you're looking at me like I'm a fool and I'm not a fool what dude I held the jump but come on man that should have been a high jump drat I will not criticize because I know your intentions were pure what beholding the jump button and it's not happening last try boo last try till what I died yeah till I jump off a cliff and it's too bad it's too bad la has those screens on the bridges that you know what I mean what are you talking about well when you go on oh I can't believe you made it past that by the highways you walk over the bridge over the highways they have the little fences that prevent you from jumping onto the highway okay and I think you're being a little dramatic about this Mario maker episode like I know it's difficult but I think you're gonna pull through this one big guy oh no it was too early ah remember this is what you wanted you requested this more than any other game in the history of game rubs me oh no I lovelies oh you wanted this too though a little bit you're a naughty [ __ ] oh thank god oh thank goodness gracious oh yes peace Mario you you have not like I only felt like my body like release ah good for you honey be about the Webb family that is the best music to die to within three seconds oh goodness ow my [ __ ] leg would you for breakfast oh my god my eyes and heart in yes answered the question why did I have for breakfast yes I had a bulletproof bar was that I think those are delicious too like these little protein bars that are good natural ingredients Wow Wow a bulletproof bar yeah yeah and so if you wore a suit of them you would make it in a firefight yeah I think that's exactly what they're used for just just the same way if I if I fell off a cliff if I suddenly ate a Clif Bar I'd be fine you'd be one with the class don't look at me like that I wish I was dead yes yes yes yes with that promise me promise me I ain't got what ow out my [ __ ] leg darn it Oh what the Frick I read it oh what the Frick my family and my friends and they don't understand me you get it mom so I've been merciful God so I am why do you hate me so [ __ ] this god I can't even get the first jump anymore yes next time I hate you rod droid is that bastard just kidding Gerard love you Burt that is a good way to rack up deaths on your on your level just like have the person even if they throw the controller in frustration they'll die three times before they pick it up good stuff homie hello oh well hello there my soul this is a new session and my soul is already crushed yes Aaron has decided to give this level one more try this episode and as soon as he started playing it he was like I'm great it's gonna be good everything's gonna work out great I'm very proud of you in advance I wish this guy damn it I'm not proud of him which this first jump was such a pain in the ass master Gerard had to clear raus raus stage yeah Ross was telling us didn't even do it bras built something so evil they had to call an evil reinforcements oh my god you are seriously swear to god I'm gonna go over to your house and nest in your beard for three days so you forget I'm there and then when you least expect it I'm gonna come out headbutt [Laughter] damn he did yeah [ __ ] man I just didn't know can we call Gerard probably it's 10:00 in the morning you'd be very annoying to him yeah it's 10:00 in the morning on a national holiday it's pretty early we recorded it's a July 4th all right I'm calling drawer really yeah do it yet call Gerard shut off the Siri Siri stop being so weird oh so sassy call Gerard okay Pizza weirdo Paul Gerard so what's Pizza weirdo Jared that's I'm gonna put in his name that way in your phone that Pizza weird or I better pick up Gerard your life is on the line you don't even know it mr. Khalil it's going pretty good brother we're doing game grams right now and we're doing your level look cool feel cool yeah how dare you what yeah all right first of all hi it's Dan no question how the hell almost has to make this damn jump with the with the bully the wall on the way down and you're about to jump across to the bully hold Y&B when you jump on the building and I want you to use at your highest point on the right wall right when you hit the top of the right wall like barely even slide like at all and you basically jump to the left you'll hit the block and then immediately you'll start spotting on the left side of the wall and then once but like the minute you start touching the wall you jump right and you'll clear the entire gap you monster okay I just can't get high enough on the bully why it'd be at the same time on the right side of the bully's face and no you should be able to dislike if you hold Y and B the whole time you should automatically just get the same height every single time Wow okay okay I guess we'll give it a shot Thanks jarred will call you again in three minutes yeah happy happy fourth buddy yeah god bless you and God bless america [Laughter] well that seemed pretty straightforward yeah what a swell guy that's not Georgia sweetheart it's it's so funny hearing being reminded how nice Gerard is after playing this hey guys oh yeah no it's a problem yeah it's like when you see like a [ __ ] terrifying movie and then like you see an interview with the director he's like well when I was a child I was always scared by tiny things yeah I figured you know why not share that experience with others huh meanwhile I'm fueling my goddamn nightmares for the next six months well now I can't even make it over there yeah yes I can myself out cook call him up how do you get to the part where we were asking you about yeah I just thought ahead of time and I figured I wouldn't have issues with the stuff before hands too early to be doing this I know it's we started very early today so I could go have July 4th festivities with my uncle and my girlfriend okay my ghoul [Laughter] [Music] Wow I don't know how to spell kissing KDF GSG and oh no it's not dad's name is ran yeah Aaron what checkpoint checkpoint are you [ __ ] serious wait really Wow oh gosh but that's the end right there I think we should go one more episode with this until you can get it yeah it's happening oh you're right damn you regard the completement the complete iasts the done man bridge our dragon rider Khalil man the done man oh but but but but fort but fart could I get the complete men in here I need I need I need a complete boy yeah you with the pre-emptive jumpies I'm so proud of you and congratulations to Gerard from you know mediocre person whoa no the completement he'll get you he's the Dodman he's great we love you Gerard and thank you for these levels they were really really challenging to watch yeah yeah hello and welcome to twenty nine F Cooper ping man what it's not a Gerard level ah what fresh heck awaits I don't I don't know who James EO is I'm sorry I'm not I don't think the episodes even aired yet so well it has an error record right now no I mean like the episode that James EO is a reference to a little bit too much but that's like the fan who made their own war Mario character that's watching everything go down it acts like they're in the world Mike Mario your soul/psyche use names like James you actually works well because it's like a rotated l zo let's go again how are you my name is James let's go so he kind of has all the best qualities of them like he can flutter like Luigi and he can ground pound like you found well join the ranks of the [ __ ] what the frickin Frick bailout dude why would you go that way because I don't know Larry maybe we can sneak around underneath them yeah that's yeah that's so yeah so it's like I either landing them or I sneak under them either way okay or it's option C sorry like nope no no no there I almost did it dang it it was given to me it better be a freaking checkpoint way for you on the other side of blue pipe I will kill Gerard if there's not no checkpoint he's not isn't that a checkpoint d man he doesn't like him he doesn't he doesn't care for it doesn't like him doesn't need him doesn't want him you know what I do like though what's that him yeah you know what I don't like though him huh yeah it truly does give you very mixed feelings about your dear friends it's a duality of man fudge like there's a dead middle okay I think we had one chance at this what like when you got to the end and I think that's just kind of it no man what are you talking about giving up on me Daniel no you did it didn't you you gave up on life denture I got one more and then we're [ __ ] calling this alright and if I get super for giving up no this is absurdly hard you have plenty of time plenty of time oh oh oh really you [ __ ] it up when you hit the thing and then the plants are at the tops and that's when you jump it's an age-old tradition passed down from mother passed down through the oral tradition next time I gave grumps [Laughter] welcome to Mario maker - mm-hmm I gave the eff up you better believe it on the last stage that Gerard did I gave up yeah he did make it off-camera to the second level but there was no checkpoint he died immediately and then we're gonna we're gonna play some popular courses or from around the world I'm the man no balls yes I'm a man I'm 40 oh I'm a man oh [ __ ] up [ __ ] it up there hi dick tall i dick tall I took all the [ __ ] man boy that's that's no joke right there yeah you overshot it exactly the same point Oh Ross is creating more levels hoho how can you tell because it just showed he'd signed on oh he's playing Mario maker and he doesn't play Mario maker say how do you know yeah he doesn't want to be tortured he just wants to torture others yikes goo goo goo Oh goo okay I think you're all right I think you're all right yeah you kinda do look ridiculous yeah psycho II look stupid Wow great job that's good know the song this is my Apple waiter Granny Smith screen yes all right yes need oh my god you use that as a text tone oh the spirit alright salvato we're coming for you hold on your nuts dog hello and welcome representing America is dan salvato yeah with a clear rate of 27 not percent out of almost a million clears out of nine hundred thousand-plus tries with a clear rate of zero point zero zero present here is lethal injection you just you just jump after you hit the switch the piece of cake oh my god dude really how many times I already want to quit you flood oh [ __ ] man I swear if I ever meet this kid cats gonna die I'm gonna die that's a real threat yeah yeah yeah take that to the police yeah yeah I feel like this is doable like it's like it's like I'm making consistent progress of course not like Whoville Gerrard's [ __ ] Yoshi stage it's just like he just you just get lucky Wow you hear that Jordan no I mean it's not his prophets not his fault it is absolutely as well oh it's the it's the jumping of the physics he created it you old he didn't create the engine fudge apples-to-apples oh you also seen very little of this stage 27 people huh yeah probably just dan salvato 26 times and one guy who got insanely lucky you just like blacked out and when he woke up he had beaten it wonder if you'd stay whatever recorder I hate it I too hate it let's play another one by this same master of disaster what the [ __ ] am I supposed to do here I'm saying dude get underneath the POW that's what I called you boy - boy your boy your boy no messes up you to tell you that our new channel get youtube.com slash the grumps is coming out it's a comedy channel where we're on camera doing the funnies Tim into power I was gonna be over there now and also new shows so check it out at HTTP colon slash back slash forward slash forward slash www.youtube.com forward slash the grubs that's it that's it we'll see you there easier what the hell is this Oh God Goomba I don't like it it's well it's upside down right now scaring me this is good this is a nice nice little run it's just fun it's a good this is a happy jaunt that's lacking Mario stage I like it it's like playing like a regular ass to play in Super Mario World there's nobody makes stages like that anymore it's weird is there all like weird and like there's just the stage where you die and say well this is the stage that gives you anxiety for the refugees the stage symbolizes the fall of man you your buyers touch like each other's stage plays a song from Kirby and but this one's like a rainbow alright sounds awesome little secret area that's nice mm-hmm good times I like the ones that are hard because they they challenge my soul I think the ones that are hug cuz they ruin my day and fill me with anxiety and despair yes let's go what is Ross doing out there okay so right oh we got a scribble showdown sandy Wow yeah Ross is Ross is peering at us through the window as we play this and he just brought a cardboard cutout of him to watch over us am I supposed to kill that boy I don't know a tiny child of Bowser's offspring god this is not fun this is fit from Bowser's loin I hope not okay whoops [Laughter] you like that one Ross sorry Yoshi's sorry yeah I'd really don't I don't even [Applause] [Laughter] that's the worst thing easy it's not exactly easier but that's how you keep the Yoshi uh-oh oh okay hop off the Yoshi would do but dudududu did was the opposite no that's not true you have to get hit by it for it to run on the treadmill you dope you don't hop off it is so far away ding-ding just blah just let me just let your dad this isn't how I wanted my day to go Wow hello ah my brains are potentially splattered all over the wall welcome to game rooms where you're on day two of Ross's you are a monster question mark today has been heck on earth and I'm loving it TM eat my my [Laughter] it's pretty good it's pretty good so I'm gonna I'm gonna let it go baby you know that's as close as we're getting for the next spray live out my wiener you're supposed to be my friend or us oh god oh man oh god oh man you know my dad they told me they're a little bit of friendly competition was always good and then he left me in for 15 years that's good good good fun for friends have a good time with my friends is it hot in here or is it just my soul get the F out of here get the F out of here with that get the F I want everyone to know uh-huh that I love you my friend Ross yeah good friend this is nice helping each other out we are sharing this friendship what he died yeah I was that's okay you also died by the time you realized it I don't care it can die it can burn burn every time good stop doing that stop kicking it it's weird stop it why do you keep jumping on Yoshi I hate this why I hate you Ross I'm sorry I said that that was really mean he was good I don't care I already did I got points for it he's a monster I'll tell you how murder this entire game is an existential crisis okay Ross you're about to close Arizona murder works Oh baby hit me hit me stop trying to hit me and hit me okay perfect no no no you dumb dinosaur turtle yes I remember why could I not how oh what a great clip my dad's proud of me did you know that we get a clip of that yeah stealing that's good yes yes yes yes yes I was all set up so perfectly [Music] what just happened those prescient jump as I was hitting the wall that was silly it wasn't a paint you dope it was something wrong with the controller my dad works in Nintendo yeah he does Andy's not totally sure who you are from photographic evidence Oh Oh No why why didn't it wall kick dude come on that's the second time that happened how could that be [Laughter] fireballs what what the hell fireballs look weren't there you just made that up how do you have such cognizant powers to make something up in advance watch out for the fireballs it's just watch out for spring Oh bingo so they just appear out of nowhere what's the spring Oh bingo I made it up now it's there yeah oh shut that's a pity Oh see ya at your office or in person that's a pop dude oh yeah oh my god Wow I'm speechless oh okay that one looks a little sad [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] that was such a masterful performance right up until that moment why does it kick it away I don't like that stop it stop stop stop [Laughter] Ross you are evil it's game drums welcome back everybody [Laughter] Aaron Aaron is heavily cheesed off I don't mean to curse but he's a little Tio's I'm sorry I'm at that point in my day or rather in my life where if I like stub my toe the wrong way I'm gonna break down sobbing I gotta go through all this again go I did some checkpoints dude I did that's so cruel you did Oh if off with the spring in the turtle shell hitting me like a hit me like a like a ton of bricks I'm feeling creative 100% of my brainpower is being used on not murdering or suppressing all of everything tastes good tastes good she said that really helps me out it was pretty cool that is good advice do you how do I save them how could you do that to somebody I can't think that fast especially not now I'm compromised frick frick frick just leave me alone just leave me alone [Music] go just go yeah yeah he warned here if this microphone [Laughter] go check out Ross's channel twitch.tv slash rubber ninja stream Thank You Lee and I make these levels for these boys he makes he makes them on stream you can join in and the people try to help me find the cheese so we can stop it so these boys can't use cheese yeah check out his website soon to be dead man calm / almost dead Oh [Applause] [Music] very delicious delicious that's hot no hey nose it was my thing okay so at this point some audio messed up just so you guys know so I'm taunting Ross Ross's over my shoulder right now and he's taunting and I'm like oh he said I couldn't stay up there but look at me now I'm so strong that's what I said to him and then now everyone's impressed that I just just cleared it and it's no big deal anyway and then literally nothing out there just like whoa it's like yeah and then and then Ross rhaskos god dammit and then I say no good damn it and anyway that's the end [Music] [Music] hey welcome back to game grumps hello Ross is gonna show us the good ending or you are a monster and get it right yeah I probably won't be able to save all of them but I'm gonna try I'm gonna give Ross my - get more Australian what you you're just like oh I kind of save all of them I'm trying to concentrate dude oh so you just revert so it takes effort for you to American exit you know it does it really does huh interesting very cool yeah not as easy as it looks is it yeah I know hey if I can do it anyone can do it you didn't do it though now murder the boy oh yeah I know it sucks doesn't it yes hard really blows what kind of animal would create a level I have no idea dude I need to put that animal down what are you doing give them what they want give the kitties what they know oh you [ __ ] Ross no I know it's a real experience mayor you yoga dang dang did leave a shame [ __ ] god dammit god dammit me same big burst words right it's how we do it weights okay that's what it's not okay you you messed it up you can't get through now no yeah exactly that's the good ending if you can do it good luck alright let's exit the course what happens if yes this is exciting it's it I die I die to the ends of the viewers could you know not be spoiled all right sorry I just accounted for the jump on the wall was there alright alright like a third grade sorry sink it revolution it I was thinking about other [ __ ] sorry oh really all right what do we go know what that was my ringtone okay okay okay [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] all right oh yeah you're aiming for the lower one okay yeah that's it [Music] [Laughter] I got it overexcited that wasn't even a joke my bad it was real my dicks man every time you try to like think one way it makes you do the wrong yeah all right here we go okay one two three go okay all right one two three go yes oh my goodness yes yes oh heavens sent Oh [Music] you know my dad mm-hmm he called me yesterday uh-huh what'd he say he was proud of me did he he did joke's on him you're doing dang fool I gotta say he's a fool he's a fool and I don't appreciate him what a pleasant looking level in the background that's the level I wish we were playing a nice little run up what nice little run up a little curvy Great Wall of China nicely Pleasant you get to be a play as a cat oops God plays a cat yes little bell trees that galaxy no not Gaza Mario 3d World yes I loved though I loved playing that one we really annoyed the hell out of each other that was super fun that's true we did do that huh they're all pissed off it was pretty great oh come on just go the white suit for some reason that's [ __ ] meme Gerard that's so mean that's pretty major I don't like it I don't like it and I don't appreciate it and please stop and please don't tease me you really have to us you're teasing us with this right you really asked to us really after being all playful this is ridiculous Gerard [Music] give me a freakin break give me a break give me a break give me a break off a piece of that Kit Kat bar every one of these levels has like one thing too many by the way if Kit Kat wants to sponsor us get cut kick watch at brew potato shop oh I'm gonna cry I'm going to cry there's nothing you can do right like you don't understand I don't understand the level alright next time I get you girls will call Gerrard again oh my yeah yeah this is definitely not the level you want to hear like whoops [Music] Wow got a sense of a little baby head and then later when she's like I'd like to get my scissors up in there George such a yeah go ahead say it say what you feel good friend yeah oh yeah Oh God so while ah boy dan would you finally kiss me well that's like after all this time would you finally kiss me trim your nose hairs and we'll talk big honking scissors name is Dan and here's my friend room it's me Brennan he's damned we are airing and Dan yeah it's really good dead yeah a nice Oh skills to pay them bills I need you to keep it together man perfect from far takus that was excellent Irish yeah bro did you know I delivered a baby when I was 13 years old they said I couldn't have children on account of my esquinas every time I know it's hard to control us Queen is like no other grip it squeeze it pinch it if you can find it challenging lady ah geez man the second level is a little more unforgiving than the first then in life's queen is hole sorry got a shiver down my foot damn you fighter kiss it's just yelling it for a class I'm gonna die young yeah hopefully within the hour now cuz I want you to be dead but just cuz I want this experience to hear oh my it's like if you if I die gamegrumps is over and then we can all go home thank God checkpoint checkpoint checkpoint oh yeah Oh hooray you're here a time loop no it's one light good I don't care there I broke the I broke the loop with my other thing is some is something in the background going they see that up and down it's like a little white thing in the background oh it's one of those the things that does the what you just saw oh is that right it's like you know you know you know we have the bird that like drinks the water yes it's like that oh right basically yes as a Mario the difference that makes all the difference difference that makes all the difference [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] oh gosh she's doing this literally my life girl yeah I wonder if her life is still literally beaches party beaches every night I hope so she seems nice yeah I mean I want the best things were what a great life that would be yeah if that was literally my life it's figuratively my life like I think about that [ __ ] a lot I don't actually do it yeah literally my life is my life is drinking up in chemica do c'mere mom I've gotta take a call in my car literally Christ you're baiting in my car Christ Christ yeah not crashed your baby because let me tell you something crying jerking off and driving a vehicle difficult yeah I love it though yeah I mean it feels we're thrilled so Randy Macho Man Savage though it's not it would be though it could be a little late my friend we could literally be watching footage of someone else playing this game all we'd have to do is say words and that's all we'd have to do I'd like to think there's a little more to it the better I don't know dude haven't you read the comments I think I think more people would be doing this if it was just saying words were you talking about there's 5,000 other let's players of the world yeah but I mean like we're gonna see you let's play a theme we're gonna look at a successful sustainable level oh is that what we are I think so we've been I mean it's year six or seven seven dude so yeah and and for your information I'm not just talking I'm also quietly weeping and masturbated Reister baby yeah just gently here [Music] kind of how do you make oh this is literally my life I know you're telling me and you're telling me smile at the camera but then then might back through the song literally my stop with your coma nonsense time for this [ __ ] dude I got I got I got bills to pay so it's kind of like a time loop do you know what that is oh my god oh my god alright you got one more try at this I'm gonna literally strangle myself next time on game time so we're gonna navigate the meat dungeon ah huh much like many times in our lives this is the Arby's level is this supposed to be ground meat did you like it just killing brand deals first of all it's not air business here we go I said it again yeah no eyein I was holding the Run button I thought it would grab it don't criticize congratulate in advance realize realize real lies every time what do you mean why into the platform but I it's scary there's spikes there I know I know I that's also the way you live I could have made it yeah I can read done it I got it okay make sure you hit the off look at me go let's hop it around you I saw that it was fun you float past this what no there's nowhere to go oh dang where do we go from pretty great though no baby okay give me that saw blade shot me in her blade what up like here we go yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yo but I can still make it is still make it still make it yep oh look at that Oh whole new lease on life homey whoops oh all right that was those are all warm-up rounds yep here we go for real it's minute 11 of the episode oh it's less than that okay well you have to get on to the claw huh with that spin jump I have to yeah wowie okay you're becoming a [ __ ] golden god at that first part yes bro here right yeah yeah be so fails no okay dammit okay that's my head no I'm dead wants to throw it oh I gotta like stay in place I gotta stay held by that crane at the Anna yeah okay all right this next time I gave girls this just take a minute to Center myself I'll be better next early join us next time won't you when I complete this stage in the first try as always happens yes it's a closed you take forever and then immediately it Oh make sure I land on that bottom one [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] really come on hop off into the shell so much for that real cool I bet you a million bucks do I have a I have a million bucks in my Swedish bank account really and Bitcoin Swedish you mean Swiss Swedish bank accounts Swedish aren't known for their bank accounts well I've got one okay well there's all move no it's like it's like you didn't realize until you got to Sweden that this is it they're the ones that have all the offshore bank accounts so it's it's like you didn't move you were embarrassed and you didn't wanted minutes you're like I'll just open up a Swedish bank account won the Swedish bank account please yes as a matter of fact this is what I meant Swedish bank account please like yeah you mean a bank account yeah that's all we do we're a Swedish bank Swedish chocolate right wait what a Swedish Swiss is also known for their chocolate come on what about the cheese country with a little red flag with the white plus sign what is Sweden famous for nice people ABBA ghosts that's that's about it for me that's so you being blue and yellow for their soccer Oh blue they like blue they do that's their flag yes it's blue it's blue you know what blue and yellow yeah so does blue and whites blue with a yellow cross I don't know man blue and white is Scotland blue and white a skull yeah that with a white cross Oh like not-not-not Jesus cross but like X cross X cross that sounds like a DC superhero it was like a ripoff of a better model before you and I it's hard to time man I'm sure it is but you've got to mister oh well I don't think I have enough air I mean what do you have to lose man my life for the 80th time you psyched me out you yelled at me it made me think of my parents there's not enough space if I threw it it would bounce off how could you possibly know that with him because I just saw the trajectory what the hell what happened there why can't you just do it one time for daddy okay I'll do it for daddy thank you since you call yourself that I'll do it yeah you better believe I call myself that no one else has called me that that's for sure I was like as you wanted she was like no okay that's like cool then I'll just call myself that and now I'm daddy and she says please stop every time no no she's you logs let's give it up [ __ ] she's like you were clearly committed to this daddy bit this [ __ ] did she give up for daddy yeah but what that that doesn't make a difference so we learned some new happens alright you can throw turtle shells into those it was like season five of Game of Thrones what does that mean it's a bunch of nonsense until the last second I know what I'm talking about [ __ ] this one might be too hard dude did there's a trick to this one no [ __ ] I haven't figured it out yet it can't be that hard will you keep doing the same thing over and over well I'm trying to learn what get what it could to trick me I don't know there's got to be a way I can hit that damn on switch but it doesn't I can't get high enough here oh there we go oh oh you son of a [ __ ] why won't you kick it to the left like jumping up landing and then you can't do it though there's a wall there oh really [ __ ] I didn't mean to jump ah I know somebody out there's proud of me and that's what keeps me going it's certainly not my parents just so he's proud of me his number is not in our phone I would feel a little bad when I joke about my parents do their parents were very sweet I've never been never been gross or anything at that all right I did it I'm come on I made me want a hiccup we don't have the hiccups now oh don't go come on Oh give you a break you didn't relax yeah sorry maybe I'll watch some TV it'll help me to relax [Laughter] [Music] okay yes yes that's right son Oh check mark next time on game grumps oh it's going straight up wow that that was different [Music] boy if there was no check mark point here yeah I would you be mad I would throw the controller at the screen and we would have to get a new screen like that's all there is to it oh no as soon as you hit that a second time it's over [Laughter] didn't expect that at all mm-hm what the heck how are you supposed to even come on Clyde doesn't count yeah wowie I do you gotta go fast that it's now fudge so right you standing with hands to the side like how are you okay but I can't make this jump oh I can I can make this jump oh oh oh oh wait this time wait Stan but it wasn't a waste of time really it is because either way you have to hook into the claw but that's okay I can do that with speed and cunning and guile okay I believe you jump in the line what okay believe you oh no I don't believe you no don't oh don't just come just come you're fine god she's crazy it's like I'm yelling at a weiner staring down the barrel of it I'm just I'm going over here it's the same [ __ ] no it's not it's not the same [ __ ] look I did it wait how the hell no no no no no no no oh no one ever said this was supposed to be fun or easy or cool this video game that's made for past that you pay for no no in between the purple goo no but for future reference and then a jump jump I get to be like no job you fool you guys how you fool [ __ ] man this is unbelievably birth oh fudge whatever whatever whatever whatever man damn that was great no matter what happens from here and I know what will happen failure I just want you to know that this has been an impressive display of gaming on your part thanks man I am a true I'm a true gamer oh this could be a gamer moment oh [ __ ] Jam you can do it there's plenty of time no but there wasn't enough there was all time you stood there doing nothing but it wasn't what I wanted that's more like it wasn't exactly how I do it I got confused and scared oh I still did it oh yeah yeah oh [ __ ] god this level is [ __ ] unfair Gary comes the goo baby yeah there's nothing I really appreciate have to do is reassemble yeah Nuggets no no why'd you do that you fool Mario you've dug your own grave [Applause] you saw it wasn't getting up you so mad it was it was taking its sweet ass time take a while I got I got a go-fast eat ass but how'd you do dad this is good this is no I was so good I had so much time Stiltskin tried mashing every button frantically at the same time so you can tell which button was degree yeah well it still works I want to do it anymore it's hard but I did it that's the most infuriating part is I did it well you didn't do it hello so Aaron tried that level from the last episode about 20 more times off-camera and finally said it don't Carew's man and now we're doing a different level I mean Ben you must have the audio footage can you put Thanks dunkaroos man sorry to make you go it was my pleasure Dan um but yeah I just I was just getting like I was just getting so upset like it was just the same thing over and over like it wasn't because when I get this percent it's like kind of fun but it was getting to the point where it was not fun anymore yes boy rabbit banks is hard and fun yeah all right all right we know what to do we know what to do don't take a sip your beverage suite at times Oh stupid bastard no I'm not stupid I'm smart and cool what are you doing six-second what are you talking about no no he'll be next time I gave us a heads up he's so bad I can't fix truck sorry I'm sorry everyone I'm dying inside I got a piece so bad a kid think straight okay all right we're gonna we're gonna crush this next time pause the episode yeah yeah okay just pause boys doing what pause boys do okay hi thank you for your patience yeah mother mother lovers Wow there you go first of all that was a lot of work okay it looks like you needed [Laughter] the one who messed up you are okay how did we keep this spring I don't know it doesn't you lost your helmet yeah it's fine does it go anywhere it's just waste time you mean a waste time waste our precious oh [ __ ] stupid we need your help why am I in front of the water did it whoa whoa whoa you really are well that's weird that that's that's got to be like a graphical glitch or something strange isn't it though please don't jump right into it like you did what are you talking about that definitely did not happen if it happened it happened because you did it oh man just like you did now oh I didn't mean to go back [ __ ] it's different it's difficile ash ailment as they call it yep we said that last episode no no no how I did definitely happen you fool I'm the fool - it's cool boo-boo we're good we're good you do the pro I know I know dude how do we do that last time no now we're gonna do no oh my god how the hell is anyone supposed to do this is ridiculous we already did it once it's so hard so hard okay here we go again literally my life is playing games until I die the games will kill me faster than literally my life is yearning for the joy of death [Laughter] okay my life is going through all these tunnels trying to beat the stupid stage stay up there [Music] [Laughter] that's just so we can both be alive at the same time Wow yeah I made it made sure you were really in there he punched me through what the haze like perhaps you shouldn't have been so fast oh I don't like that boy I know that feeling yeah thank you gotcha bro this is oh this is teamwork one more time oh I was I see you were so gung ho and everything felt good right up until that point and now you're none ho go ahead and up there go ahead and up there no maybe I was just hanging back here no what no what the hey no oh it's mine it's mine it's mine oh you should go though okay oh you you got reduced oh excuse me yes no not skews you give me more give me more give me more give me more oh this is good this will let me run through everything faster give me the chocolate - what that what that what boy oh look at me I'm in a booth I mean a booth tag team back again get in the boot get in the boot and don't lose it okay we're screwed now we are in trouble get the boot we have a problem may the Lord bless you what the Frick it's okay it's okay oh you what did you do that why did you jump on me I jumped over it you hated my reach it was so close to writing that vlog okay and then you jumped upon my head oh that's what used to be yes of course that makes a lot of sense why wouldn't why was not our best run just now but we learned a lot seems like a funny thing to do okay here we go I was like why am i running so slow yeah surely something should be happening no do it for hours now my Plus also leepu song made me alive Aaron I don't want to know you have to we did it where am I Oh weird uh oh wait don't wait for you thank you so we can do it together I'm gonna boot fiddle-dee-dee well Philippi diddly-dee the pirate's life for me that's dangerous I can't buy my third portion first Porsche I don't even know what a Porsche looks like if it to be completely Hollow really and I know it's small okay Oh oh gosh I know I just I saw it maybe salivate so weird sometimes like this is very great I'm gonna salivate the whole point it's the whole reason if there is to throw you off mm poin I'm gonna get you you can't subdue but never - nope you gotta go around there you gotta eat the lettuce checkpointing jeez Louise stab somebody Oh the level you gotta use a level you gotta eat the low oh come on love you oh no struggle around it for 180 seconds at dive time you try to sneak onto that road and then you got a mouthful of rat a that's what you got buddy Saturday I like it you know you just got it you're just gonna just gotta praise God you know it's got praise guys don't mind if I praise God you lay is that that new Kirk Franklin what the Frick dude am I really that bad oh gosh dang the proof is in the pudding pudding oh my puddings getting smeared all over my meckel's boom yes so quickly boy that's tough so close gotta add saliva to my spoofy search history now that'll lead to some fun algorithmic changes soon oh they did click click boom I told you that was one song that's the song man I can't believe that was saliva Dibby Dibby on the radio hippo on the stereo a click click boom 4 million Spotify oh come on no what really what happened what just bounced right off ok [Laughter] throw it hit it quickly go go go Schmeichel snow frickin come on no can't hesitate up there whoa whoa whoa oh it was too good wow you actually kill them Oh every time I get there it's like I come Wow and you take it away you yeah you creature wrote it rodent rodent wrote it jump up one two three four five six seven eight nine over here jump killed [Applause] did I kick it against the wall accidentally that's that must be what I was holding the Run button Oh Oh No oh I didn't know what to do all right last try get so scared here we go this is the one wrote potent rodent are you so what that's a new one but right like yeah right that is a new one mario nintendo one tester games please my test one test your games like cakes think come the Frick on why is it so specific I hit the damn head that was mostly head this is what I've heard before in the car on the road Hey it feels like forever it does feel like forever when was the last time we recorded wow I thought you meant since you said I love you oh well it has been I love you Dan yeah it has been a while since we recorded it nope No could you perhaps go to the left alright take your time take your time it's like a child how does this have a 6% clearance luggage six percent of people are so tell you're gonna be scooped in my boot that's for a level that you can't die on this sure has a lot of heart dropping moments no no no I flubbed it oh I flubbed the F out of it Oh what is this where am i no no you gonna die son I'm not gonna die yeah you rights is now man by Palmas it's not funny he was dying about cullism but it's kind of funny still I like the party is just kind of trailing off I love to do all the once okay it looks like a thumbs up and I skipped it 14 seconds no I don't uh-huh I have 11 seconds so joke's on me tupid Wow I'm the only one who's died there congratulations that's got to feel good congratulations you've won I'm going much faster now yay look at all the time you've saved what continue to say I don't have to say anything what's happening it's in my head that's just that but that is that he goes from fingers between his eyes yeah action [Laughter] yes and we know we know Billy's favorite episode of game grumps is the wall where they talk about drunk orson welles for a long time we know oh no I wasn't getting enough the moment I didn't know oh it's so tempting the trail off of everything oh man my butthole itches and I can't do anything about it you can always do something about it I don't wanna be though but then my finger will smell like butthole boy that one crack you up and know that one that one tickle your fancy you just the word butthole man it's funny word it is a funny word fudge off Oh is the thing the thing I'm the level yes I thought you were referring to a butthole I was like dude I would see a doctor we'd be to see other people I think we should definitely not talking come back musical note from oh whoa so I didn't mean to do that that was so aggressive that's how I Gabriel oh Jesus my neighbors will we'll be back to as far as we've ever gotten in this level and then we can watch Aaron blow it man immediately bye-bye celebrated no no no whoa oh why why well hey I just thought I could make it to the center and then stay there and then wait for the thing to come back but you can't though but I thought I could all right looks like you're standing on three buttholes last episode that's right I did talk a little bit about a boy rule and there's more boy just like just like in real life everywhere you look there your turn around in the city what does whoa oh man oh man oh Manischewitz not no go back to the other place you're gonna die again no not you I just want to practice dude but then you're gonna finally get there and well then I'll be able to do it really well okay the next time after I die but you're at the place that like you could be at with like 467 - I don't want to hear it all right I want to give you a kiss I want you to shut your damn mouth I like how you started last week's company meeting with like all right everybody here has to give me two seconds long no icons it is around here and it's fine everybody laugh well there's a few like newer hires like like barf dingy a little bit like okay everyone's laughing yeah I'll go watch no no no no no no no no no why can't you just be patient what do you mean be patient I was trying to be patient I fell off the edge and I was like no I was one step closer to the edge and I was about to break you know what everything you say to me it brings me one step closer to that aforementioned edge it makes me as I said before about to break so you're back to where you are and it's 475 seconds yeah well you know what did it only took me like 20 seconds to get there so saying like it would've been so much better if you just started over then you wouldn't have run out of time but then I would have had to spend another 20 seconds and I would have made it you think I'm gonna make it on this one I'm not going to Dan and I don't think I'm gonna make it ever ah that's a scary pulled me off the edge with the spoiler it's not a spoiler Oh what the hey you know there's nothing quite like a meal with friends hanging out that's it really yeah those are all the details that I wanted to add to that statement what the hell are you talking about Dan I know I only listen to real country music like Larry the Cable Guy I don't want to spoil it so I'll just say Spotify that magic I only listen to real country music like Garth Brooks Joe Joe McIntosh and Frederick Douglas Frederick Douglas was a president I believe Joel Macintosh is a combination of Joel McHale and an apple Frederick Douglas was not a demon was he in politics I feel like that name is so familiar which was a happy man he was an important black figure in American history Frederick Douglass yeah I don't know why I said he was a president with such authority I absolutely no idea I don't I think I think he was some kind of political leader he was an American uh or at her order okay he was a social reformer abolitionist orator writer and statesman he escaped from slavery and became a nationally known the abolitionist movement oh my god this one platform is infuriating Aaron this man fought against slavery like some people have been through worse [ __ ] than this yeah I'm not comparing myself to Frederick Douglass all right he's an amazing man I'm just happy to be reading through it at the time I wasn't saying no to Frederick Douglass okay all right I was saying no to that I fell off a stupid platform in a cartoon video game you don't understand man this guy should have been a president he's awesome yeah yeah he's pretty everybody liked some he died in 1895 we just missed him in geological terms the blink of an eye oh oh is that the way to do it no okay yeah no just why does it why do I cover so much distance when I jump up there it's like just don't do it because you're too busy [Laughter] Aaron you're running at a time I don't care okay well you disappoint anymore I don't care no that's amazing are you giving up on this one Oh Cleo glial games you some enum enum enum enum glaives really rockin your sax with this one rougher go of it than our 23rd President Frederick Douglass Harry don't you want time to [ __ ] stretch your eyes sorry this 75 seconds later when I look up the his pixel on his eye doesn't change that's so amazing I love that's right I could have done that huh oh my god I was also waiting for the music box I was like standing here wasn't watching this scam well I think you wait 40 seconds here just go for it what do you mean just go for it why did you say that you messed me up because there's no time you'll die and it doesn't matter I just want to see what's next alright I just see the accomplishments that I'll make one wow how great twenty five seconds to enjoy it shut up you're so cruel to me I think you can make it oh sure flawless right that time oh my gosh all right here you go final run know what next time I get revs okay my brain is going numb that's fine is it well and truly fine my pen 69% of people like BLTs cool thanks rubs 69 hell yeah dude that's the sex number nowhere dude but like from like a moment of silence while you look on your photo then you're like no it's true it's true I mean there's not much to not like I I mean I don't like tomatoes and I don't eat bacon other than that I'll eat the lettuce yeah so you don't like 69% of the BLT 66% oh I'm sorry well depending on the lettuce ratio I was trying to make a gag about how 69% of people like the BLT and you don't like 69% of the BLT sorry I guess it could be true if the ingredients weren't the correct percentage proportion boy this is exciting here we go I like just bread so like the concept of a sandwich is already bad in a thousand for me okay it was a complete accident okay well don't even worry about it you're in great shape now boy oh my god I do have to go through this whole thing again but that all this stuff is different oh man hey man that's really smart that's very clever it's a totally different level now I don't know I try this and then I die Oh No whatever Oh go dry up in a pool well I'm specific God just go just go oh boy I should be live at the Pantages what does that mean it's a theater in Hollywood really yeah the Pantages I've never heard you've never see the show with the Pantages no are you making that up no it's real the pit everybody's been to the Pantages I saw wicked there I can't believe nobody's ever done that before that is such a cool idea come on that's great ah oh whatever oh whatever oh come on I thought I couldn't die on this stage Tyler yeah well you showed him I proved you wrong baby please oh please God no [ __ ] I figured it out and now I'm running out of time this sucks yeah it's pretty brutal oh my brain the sucks could we possibly be a four-episode on one level well I'm gonna complete it in like you know a minute or two hey welcome back okay Aaron did it Aaron made it to the place I almost did the thing off camera but then I was like oops and I applied well I it's not like I did it on purpose I just I screwed up but yeah fear not our intrepid hero blew it yeah of course hit on the music black what do you like jazz so much what the Frick no push me around yeah you know daddy likes that yeah that's better man call me scum [Music] gosh-dang every day is a nightmare Rob which I cannot away that dad okay okay great oh my god if you've beaten this level I mean what what yeah what's even our lives right now what do we do from here oh gosh all right congratulations thank you what uh that's got to feel great mmm thanks for the level Tyler you're only the 18th person to to defeat this level at beat it in 27 minutes but I mean I like it okay Wow so you gotta stay ahead yeah every little second counts oh okay land on the spikes Here I am up here doomed [Music] oh my god I died for my country there's truly no time to waste a day let the pain let the pain wash over it zip see no no I've got a toothache it hurt real bad oh there's no spin jump you can only press it in the air got it okay huh f off got you and jump up there jump up down get down there no that's a good run right up until then just kick it you're out of my head boy you think all the things I think my god go well what the whoa brick you gotta take a flying leap yeah straight down jeez there's a lot of trial and error here but Kylie Minogue was cami and Street Fighter the movie yeah what she really Hey the 1994 one with Raul Julia yeah really yeah Wow whoops forgot to jump is that movie any good dude I love it do you really oh man it's it's not good though dude I don't know man like it might be good it's it's very entertaining and isn't that just what a movie is sure supposed to be you know uh-huh like Oh doesn't have to be high art every yeah man like it's just fun and there's a lot of good jokes that were like intended to be in there you know like it's just I don't know it's too [ __ ] it's a treat man yeah I you call it the worst day of your life I call it Tuesday yeah today that bison came to your village and murdered your family was the most important thing that happened to you to me it was Tuesday wow that's such a dick thing to say it's a great [ __ ] line it's a very comic book II bad guy thing to say oh do the long jump oh yeah I forgot I could do that I'm switching through mario world's Oh lettuce lettuce good eater ding litters budget fight back who did the monkey [ __ ] you Jay I can't I was right there oh oh shenanigans yes oh come on wrap your head around that one former President Bill Clinton really screwed the pooch on that one [Music] hello Aaron Hanson hello Daniel my name is Daniel Ave Don how delightful I'm invading somebody's home this feels good it's cozy yeah it's a nice place you got here Wow 225 square feet over here don't give me that nonsense oh yeah is that like the police they're like what is this no I do have a turtle who lives in your garage from a cloud and throw his hammers at you well I guess we just lead different lives then Oh give me the apples baby okay give me the ass don't die stupidly why would I do something like that oh I'm gonna die stupid yeah all right you're right yeah play anytime I hate this stage yeah it's tough okay well thanks big simpuru for the stage man someone did it and one minute in 30 seconds forget it I don't care let's play another stage okay well oh dude this is cruel yo that is so cruel oh man this sucks happy birthday yeah friggin boom balloon congratulations oh ha ha French this looks hot your heart alright I wish dude I want to get hard tweaking hard already I wouldn't say like that nah man that's it bro you look it hard thank you they're talking about like becoming like gangsters you know oh okay but you want to be hard yelling hard I [Laughter] love them oh gosh so I can get over he snuffed out that plan yes he did didn't he damn ring a ding ding dong dong do that I see what you're trying to ditch as snuff me out Oh freak off oh man oh man what a catastrophe this is it's a catastrophe okay had to get it out yeah just gotta let it out let out the letters away it was anyway they like to add morale of the stories eat your peas okay dang whose birthday is it it's boom-booms birth but which one there's five of them I would have survived a Thomas where is a California where inspired by the excess of the French [Music] I'm smart that you are sweetheart my dad said so unfortunately my dad is so he might not be a good authority doesn't know what smart is hey hey hey no he doesn't quite come to the end that's what she said just gonna say there's a sex joke here somewhere no don't hit it again you stupid bastard yeah we're losing it man [Music] I'm watching the disintegration of a friend right now nice way to deftly avoid the mushroom I thought it was ahead of me so I wanted to jump how do you think that because I don't know I thought it would be ahead of me you can see everything it's visually displayed no all right chillax subsetting okay everything's good stupid stupid is grilled mushroom before anything happens okay just amazing riding him is never a good idea it's fine it's not fine it's not fine at all turns out it was the otter is the opposite of fun turn down for what Dan alright last chance but it's his birthday I have a special man to kill him on his birthday yeah it can't be successful on his birthday all if I talk like that just like you have the permission to slap me think of it just talk like that this is very impressive all of a sudden what do you mean that's garbage I felt like a good one and welcome back to game grubs aaron is having a problem I'm not having a problem I'm creating a solution are you yes what is it ass it's called me being epic dude you ever heard of it maybe get your pad pencil Thanks you can use a little something in your scrawls no I hate it forward a little bit yeah so don't jump as well I didn't realize it until just now geez okay give me a second Oh stay away from the bar me man they're everywhere big old boom boom what the Oh enough with this enough enough I've had too much cake and I want the party oh yeah well he's stuck in there yeah yeah this is it yeah I just get hit bro yeah yes get dunked on Oh is getting so dog done right now [Applause] yeah hey man you know there's a second person in the world to beat boom-booms birthday bad you say it wasn't much but I thought it was quite a lot actually yeah that was very cool oh and I was eight seconds behind it's okay it's not okay I gotta do it again that sounds like that sounds like a 90s love song I'll be eight seconds behind you it so does you're so right if you care that door will you know I'll be done Tonto eight seconds behind it's so true yeah I've heard that song it would be in that [ __ ] that the chords you know I'm bringing you bring whatever [Laughter] [Music] something could be like a theme song to you know yeah we're gonna get copyright strikes by the non-existent songwriter of a Texan seconds behind ya this is [Music] called what a heck no hole up huh okay I was my day Bisleri Jones Larry Jones is his name no wow perfect can you just ride it yeah well looks like you she's coming out of the tariff show last new species missing it's a Yertle you Yoshii turtle it's called a Toshi and a your nau shil oh gosh what the hell dude what the hell dude what the hell forget you good luck here ji wow I got so many 1ups it's levels annoying it's that hard just no moxie per axle I like your style Bing Bing Bing Bing that's annoying [Laughter] exact same thing as last time shut up dude I will stab you I gotta do it again yeah that's not hard it's extremely annoying it's just annoying this levels Oh God but you just beat it and then you played yourself I played myself and then I made myself song oh yeah that is what you did oh man I love Beyonce and other children of destiny yeah I got it I got it easy the first time I burped up a cucumber are you full oh my god oh my thoughts exactly this I was extremely annoying [Music] [ __ ] this stage okay next time on sucks well I think that was the guy's exact mission statement welcome everybody hi everybody I'm here as well raus raus O'Donovan aka Robert ninja our dear friend Ross has come all the way from Perth Australia to torment us you know you say that jokingly but a lot of people probably gonna think I thought of that um no eiseley oh yes probably mentioned there's yeah that's what that Wow well I like the ones that are just admitting when will then be now soon boy Ross this is a this is a peach of a level you created here my dad is actually not my favorite part my favorite press the boss will get there someday yep between the third and fourth minute Erin expressed his first bark of frustration I there was one earlier okay [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] dare they shut down the foot wiki come on oh thank God I'm not in this database and why am I still there key Jeff Ross oh Donovan please ' after the Oh or did ya possibly been exposed in many instances me too cuz I was where oh my god what is going on here no search results perhaps perhaps I'm on the wrong wiki film a [ __ ] close my profile down maybe they would like Wikipedia there wasn't enough stuff in this one is this the one that looks like the one oh jeez what does it have a profile I don't know if they I'm giving you good news or bad news cancel wiki be canceled no man what you do put on shoes yeah this is a tremendously disappointed it's a dark day for wiki for years no I wouldn't even know how to what like the circumstances to judge them on this sucks here we go if I wasn't your stage I probably would have stopped by now it begins that's been the chef's faces yeah sure cuz you know what they do they spit in your food and that's what this is [ __ ] that's betting chef where'd you space but yeah man that guy sucks dude oh wow for those of you at home Ross's all up in Aaron's face right now yeah it's great I can't help it are you witnessing me holding left right now it'll run as well that's what I was doing as well luckily it works okay suddenly it works yeah why would you run is Mari I was holding run the whole time that's what you hope you're just holding luck I was holding left that time left but I thought you were smart enough to hold run I was also holding run boy weren't you were holding up the controller Bradley go not at that point before them when it would happen one of the thousand times that it was happening it's warm in here there you go it's working oh that's a twitch look at that spikes a bad dude oh face at the beginning I love it I feel like I'm in Santa Monica near the ocean because there's just a salty breeze in the air yeah there's a lot of like people people yelling at nothing in Santa Monica in Japan because that's where they meet Mario you want to play more Mario yeah yeah yeah happy to be there what's your favorite part of Japan that's a good question the Mushroom Kingdom [Laughter] yes oh wow yeah that's a very like shorthand you like the face I love it I saw it every time yeah it's like the Radiohead bear just a touch of ass come on that's a spike yeah I didn't know what was happening you should create a sound pack of you talking [ __ ] that comes with every copy of one of your levels just like a deep fake eye yeah pops up.let me amazing push the hold left I missed it yeah yeah that's the you're gonna have to run back but I don't think you gonna have enough oh and they regrow on alright last chance last chance Aaron yeah you me beat it for you big brother yeah would you be the big rise he's actually older than me by a little bit no kidding yeah January I'm June Oh Sammy same year though yeah that's barely noticeable it really is that only matters in like third grade especially considering I look like I'm like 45 now in ross'll please actually I look like I'm 21 now and it's great because you know I had that youthful appearance which everybody craves on Twitch you know what I mean oh man I've never seen anyone died of the spikes that's crazy the first one cool how'd you get under this well you just saw I don't have to explain it to you impressed okay hit the share button this is the last try post it on Twitter so that you didn't yeah I have a feeling this sweet it this this level is getting a boo I've rated boo yeah it's not getting an I like this I'm seeing a level of like oh well I shouldn't have said that yeah don't don't don't flatter me I was like he's getting the hang of this no he's getting better you definitely in a sense the tornado's now cool I like how you guys talk about me and as if I'm not here I don't know who we're talking all right next time I games I generally try to make things that are like more like game designing rather than just like figure it out figure out my riddle oh you probably get him oh yeah Dan that was the checkpoint right about there oh but um you know that only one in three people worldwide wash their hands well that's probably holy a country words like not regular and it probably is a lot of people that live there that's exactly correct but it's still terrifying fraud I don't live in don't wash their hands at all you go to anime conventions mmm yeah but they don't live at that guy I go to anime conventions in my country you know what I mean Wow I'm into an anime convention and since last year Wow so that's a long time ago the distant past in the long line all I did was buy anime cells and that's it what so see buy I bought he act he got one for me it was the last unicorn sell it I love it it's hanging out it was Prince Lear in a Mafia it's hanging in my living room yeah he got me so that I [ __ ] adore its above my bed of the Jay Swan yeah he got me a it's it's Jason burner from Dragon Ball Z did you force and they're watching Gohan and krill and get their ass kicked that's what it is it's when they're like I looked it up it's it's when they're smiling and laughing isrikuz beating the [ __ ] out of kerlun that's great there's nothing quite like a cell man so there's like the perfect gift someone said that the musical notes are making that noise was bad design annoying but I think they don't understand that the point was they were supposed to be annoying which means it's good designed because you said it was annoying you get what I mean yeah tried to do that when I was making the level as like you know what I think so you could jump down I've never seen anyone pull that off that was I thought that with what you playing no no no you can dodge them you gotta get your ass pixel-perfect in the lava just like just get your like rectum like just like just a bubble so you just feel a little pinch of heat you know yeah sure anywhere to go yes I know did your God gamer yeah for some reason I just had a flashback to when we did guild grumps and I I had to leave because I was too and you haven't too much fun that was the problem yeah that was what it was and Jesse comes in and we're trying to play it off as if he just like walked in off the street and you're like pre Mike Jesse okay cool pause this action these people play video games for a living consider that the Super Mario Brothers game has eight worlds and 32 levels kids and grown-ups can get fanatical about finding out the best way to get from point A to point B when you're in level 3-1 hit the brick on the right-hand side and a beanstalk will appear you'll end up in the sky world and you can collect a whole ton of coins that's the guesting oh my ass all it burns and Rebecca I got a Mike now it's years later okay Ross let's go to Mike I said that very Jeff or Japanese Australia Japan I wish you were Japanese damn it oh my oh ah I would love that - love that - actually I ma'am I wanna I wanna take my girlfriend to Japan sometimes I was telling her how much I liked it wow that would have been a wait an extra second you got it it ended up in a very different place than it started good yeah gosh yeah and it's gone from angry to quiet and fro so there's not as much pressure on me to like because you guys are having a conversation but anime over there so I'm like I'll let the weebs talk yeah yeah that's true it isn't Gabriel is it ah okay you're gonna get it you don't worry I don't see a comment from every single person to watch this video I'm going to be yeah please comment Aaron it's bad a video game Oh [Applause] man you got gay gods that got gamers status yeah you got gamer now but then you immediately hand it in your well I mean I died there before I got my driver's license immediately drank and then had a DUI oh man that would have been great oh well this is the next time I'm getting groom I guess so well it was got gamer and I got excited and she started I said gamer god I was so I was so over overly hyped that's okay he tweet pictures of Crillon with ultra instinct at me what language are you guys speaking right Reba knees what is what are you doing Ross what are you doing this are you circling Ross on the time sheet on the time stamps it's still old time stamps from when we just seemed train and everything so there's little heads that you circle to show that look rump heads who was in the episode I saw you circled Erin and Dan was like I still out of habit circle me and Dan yeah but Ross got the circle his head that is true he's in this episode you're in this playthrough now man well I mean I've been in and out yeah that's wrong you just you're getting too excited just don't don't doesn't even seem like I would have hit by the whatever god I want to be in Japan right now I don't know why like every time I die and scream I get like this flashback of like being in Japan yeah I probably to a more peaceful time in your I guess so like maybe that's what's happening in my brain the main part of the vine the central part it's just a thing going up your ass I really like done I've been meaning to tell you that for the last 30 60 s I've been doing it subconsciously like putting him in the center and just watching it anything about it we're on the same way we get each other like what even hit me yeah the spikes bro Hey okay hey what like what even hit me that's ridiculous Oh stupid don't go down no why do you I just know I want to be as low as possible clutch and then you just fail why can't you just commit to being good at me hey what's it like I did something cool I gotta make a joke and then you [ __ ] up oh what's it like sorry I got heated there every comment on game grumps yeah that was really am every comment on game grumps and every subscriber none of these people are real look I'll prove it everybody's gonna leave a comment saying that's it yeah okay come on oh boy it wasn't even touching me really was touching you got pixels right no he was very so I'm gonna like [ __ ] of course yeah a hundred percent and spikes royce tesla eachother you've already completed it on your stream why would you just do it again you don't mind you in 15 minutes minutes in front of everybody did build it and you know everything that's coming go to my twitch channel find the clips there's proof there oat which saves clips yeah they well they do they said vods but they don't stick around for a while but if you people will clip things like like small segments of that story moments yeah and then put them up and people who watch them and that was like one of the greatest moments of my life I think I'm gonna probably talk about it probably I talk about it in my funeral uh-huh yes yes [ __ ] okay and we're back to full anger it's been a real character arc for you buddy I'd haven't even thought about Japan and that's why the anger is getting so real because he doesn't have the yes as sure as Laszlo's playing splatoon - I believe in your ability to beat this Laszlo just had a Gingras animated on her channel no kidding like last week err behind for less I don't know when this episode is gonna go and put the [ __ ] is game grumps wouldn't be amazing if I was like sub may shock that we've been doing a show all these years it's not recording I know I just saw we were hanging out wait what you had extreme paranoia I said so much stupid [ __ ] put that on the Internet is that what people are that way I have so many followers on Instagram oh now it's all making sense I thought I was just popular and pretty just like my face if a baby is ugly say it's very alert oh yeah your baby looks tired very alert yeah he's so curious your child has such an interesting face your sister's baby look like Elmer Fudd it has the two most attractive parents of the world hmm baby yeah it's a rough break man yeah god damn this feels like it's gas lighting that's sick where am I even die it just feels like a diet of nowhere oh boy God the stupid [ __ ] slight motion he's home no or 15 minutes man no you can be good for you how was it put on screen show how it was I mean if if I beat this oh my god great yeah line it up where with where Aaron is the place right now Rossi's just keeps going yay I did it I'm Aaron Hanson I'm the videogame boy I'm the one who wins and Abel on my Gooch Ross time to go rip one of my many buttons who want me to take care of the time stamps buddy I don't know anything about what you're talking about you got a lot of you got a lot on your mind right now well it's not like it's hard for me to write a little number okay but yes go ahead okay yes I hate the time stamps okay doing them this is med the bane of my existence I wish we could just sit down and play video games and at the right [ __ ] down you just said it's um just writing enough here's the pen thank you okay oh boy this is rough this rough section on that heart oh boy Ross Aaron how about this how about five more tries and I be and then raw and then we hand it to Ross and see what he is see what he's got don't do I don't want to embarrass him oh really yeah he's not gonna do it I mean I won't do it first try or will I well that's what you said when you look you know what just I had a I had a moment of like my third eye opened a moment of clarity speaking of which if you heard the neutral song no I haven't ha ha taste okay sorry isn't a tool you do nice [ __ ] you [ __ ] you it's so ridiculous god it's so ridiculous what's good man okay four left four tries left for Aaron Ryan and then and then it's Ross time and then we get to see those all those drawings that are gonna be posted of virgin air enhance and Chad trigger that baby three remaining you gotta get it out you gotta get it out a little fester you gotta eat the spiritual lettuce yeah what's this no you talking about all right Uncle Fester Uncle Fester Hey Oh God I don't know sometimes I get through I'm pretty good frost my pretty good yeah you got to go to the left a bit that's two left two two chances left I'll get to the checkpoints you can fight the boss this is some fun yeah sure yeah so fun this is uh there's a friendship vendor usually friendship vendors are when both people are playing this is kind of impressive Ross they've managed to put a friendship in jeopardy with without even doing anything but other than just sitting here I'm just a fan oh snap yep yeah yeah I don't feel so good stay in the center because the thing swings back yes yes yes yes you're fine I've been doing this a thousand times you did it once and got it right the first time yeah you were probably in the center of the [ __ ] vine when you did it no I wasn't yes well I mean I could probably do it both ways okay I do it both ways every day I don't know what that means hours I mean I didn't really thought that through improv spot there oh I put my wiener in something and never mind and out of something I hate it all right control over hand over time what really yeah so sweaty I take one more shot these because I told you to e cup and it [ __ ] you over so yeah that way well cap that we walk out now long I can tell you're relaxed by the way your leg is [ __ ] shaking tremulously yeah even know what tremulously means I don't think it's a word yes yes that's good placement this good placement wait he's gonna go back he's got yeah you got a beautiful beautiful go go go go yes yes yes yes just a little fast ridiculous dude it's so uh man I don't care God does not even care anymore hmm all right okay I see you get all this [ __ ] out of my pockets is kind of distracting brah yep that's just so much [ __ ] in my pocket okay so much money so much money and subscribers you see like a really esoteric you see son you bid so much Instagram followers in my pocket stuff in the pocket I'm just pulling out a laptop some stuff all right it is now Ross or Donovan playing it's basically liquid heartburn this microphone is kind of like in my face but you know I was gonna yeah well that's just my life you know sometimes you just got to deal with it oh I hope that was an accident bummer I was actually just testing to see how close my buttons the first time somebody's died there so I didn't feel about that I feel like I've left them mark in the history books yeah pioneer history books you know that era and that feel unfair when you're like oh I'm clear and then you're not and then you're like pressure and you're kind of make me feel good right now am i bullying you my bad this is funny I think people throw the term bullying around way too much nowadays well there's a lot of bullying happening well that's true but then the bullies will say they're being bullied when someone calls them out on bullying and it's it's just a [ __ ] oh yeah oops but I mean it's like technically they're right they are being bullied but like that's what happens when you bully someone mmm like usually people fight back Ross well Ross will be taking one more shot he just said he knows he can do it he's getting a little tight he's pulled out the huge forever it was I'm a lever umbrella he's a lot higher than army guys want to go to Japan yeah absolutely let's go to Japan thanks to my gay bro say oh my gosh alright see you again soon everybody oh [Music] my god oh my god oh my god okay I did it I did it you did it oh my god oh god no ah oh no no no okay I want noodles you know you get those Japan that's what I was I go to this place called Bazo ku and socks oh man that place rules I can't ramen right now oh we go anymore no oh but can't we get another gamer to do it yeah can we just hire an extra gate we have no game rooms for a week so we could get robbed and there's so many people thinking they can do your show you better than you why don't you just get them that's a great idea oh my god the do you think you could do it better week oh man just get would just random people I bet at least half of them would be better that'd be great then we Blake find new talent and that's basically what roosterteeth did it's a talent incubator I'm actually please leave you to comment with just that transcript what is the truth put on your 3d glasses now shellman damn that's a cross between helmet and another word that I'm unclear on dude yeah well she'll MIT yeah yeah don't get in those in the way of those cuz they hit that and if you if he jumps them it turns them off so then you go go back here hold a pose yeah no silly bows he's a naughty poser those are the boys or posers no I I think you got this actually I think you want yeah I think you're in really good shape each one is three hits oh god that was terrifying looking look at me I got a helmet oh my god Oh Barry everything because there's oh yeah I think I might not fire anymore no they do oh you know what you're right because the shows only can it has to have one shell at a time yeah you're you might be correct but maybe not let's see yeah they're not firing anymore no no they are firing because you hit them no it'll fire now I'll fire now cool but it'll only fire one oh dear this is the best you've done I think you got this though just watch out for that top one get out of the way of it then fire no who's there three on the ground No can you can you hit him towards him without falling off the vine he would have to get a shell mitt and then run and kick it but yes I tested it a lot and never seen that happen Wow it's a bomber oh that was such a good run too yeah well you know I'm a friend anymore yeah shoot out your goo go on shoot the goo just goo it just oh she is shenanigans just go ahead and shoot the Jew mean you just [ __ ] day oh my god Bowser please so sure there's no way you could fail snatching defeat now jazz so uncool I've never seen I don't even know what you did I just I tried to open the door but it wasn't working because the on/off switch was wrong or something I don't know that's so weird that's shocking I'd have to see that replay to see what happened hit the share button post that's with it oh my god alright boy agony that is pure agony fifteen minutes how Ross for this level yeah I mean this is one time I can boast about it I actually have video proof no TV such robo-ninja fireball fireball fireball silly well fireball Judy those sexy master of like that time I had to help you beat it yeah now going you oh yeah buddy oh thank you God Ross beat the cheeks bro I like this one you don't pose next to the vine for photo yeah 41 minutes how do you beat it in three less than three minutes the vine doesn't even move that fast proof you did that that's incredible I want to see video footage of that little Yoshi this one's my meat and girag oh good lesion is to get it done man yeah the dentist we call him get her doing so all you need to know is that it's a downward level and you're all you're doing a spin jumping I mean other things but spin jumping is the only way you're going to get through oh I spin spin your boy I love it all right I got a slide slides really didn't spike this is this is good this is healthy oh I'm loving it [Music] you don't even go on the ramp to do that when you jump like right now yeah this sucks feeling your arts feeling he's gonna see it later yeah that's okay I talked to him about the his levels and he was like yeah not my best we've called him in the middle of doing his levels this is Mario maker two came out just to like be like how the hell do we do this ya know yeah I've played some of these levels they're they're rough and usually it involves jumping in a way that we didn't know you could jump yeah like what combination of buttons or something but I'm having fun oh that's good that's good you only hear what I want to this story about that song no I relationship with that song no please - alright hold on [Music] well this is adorable Oh God alright so that song the music video if you watch it there's a point in the song where she twerked where it's like and there's that part yeah um so she's like walking down a hallway in a school loops and then she stops and then she looks up to the left hmm and every time I did that I would hit the display button on my remote and then like the channel number would come on mm-hm and then she would look directly at the channel number and it made me laugh every time I'm on seven I really thought you were gonna have a more personal story to that yeah it's my personal story I know but I thought it was gonna be like I went to that high school and I saw her when I was visiting it again and then she looked at a phone number funny yeah and then and then when she did her reality show where she was 40 and single then we dated for a while I thought that's where you were going oh really yeah sure yeah she she I was gonna I was I was slated to play at Lilith Fair the last second I couldn't do it but yeah and anywhere okay it's a really fun song to do in karaoke I'm sure it is you are karaoke machine only sit low Webb what are you doing these days yeah we haven't done karaoke in a minute yeah we actually have um yeah oh [ __ ] so I already called out like that is the Christian Channel I beg you please and that's where yeah game gross Ritchie's [Music] gamers for Jesus gettin grumpy for God all right one last shot oh yeah huh for what well for this episode oh it's fine yeah I got a piss too so that's fine I know me too oh sweet is that what you wanted on the episode oh no cuz it's been 15 minutes and I'm I'm dying right now and I desperately have to piss my bladder I hope you like that guy with the long nose oops alright do one more okay cuz I feel like I'm um feel like I'm caught in a time loop watch me and Ross is here as well my life's great yeah he's Ross as happy as a clam watching Aaron suffer at this careful here oh yeah you scratched your eye right at the crucial moment I press the jump button your diary Aaron just all these little yeah these your stages are infuriating yours yeah if you have what you want to avoid caffeine and things like that yeah yeah I got you at least this is what my doctor told me and they want you to avoid Aaron as well yeah you want to avoid loud insane coworkers I mean friends can only share no I was hanging out with Gerard Khalil no so but the fact that this is like the fact that there's like happy banjo music playing in the background like makes us a little bit worse there's something a little more humiliating about it well space it's the song for ammo super 64 when you read the that was fun it's fitting Wow just take some [ __ ] long to get there it's so exhausting welcome back to den and Ross have a conversation while Aaron screams how many episodes have we done this is the sixth oh there's one more of this don't feel too bad this level is it's not it's not it you know what this levels fine as soon as you told me you had three levels waiting for us I knew it was gonna be this kind of day yeah me too [ __ ] off [ __ ] off with that one I got under it just fine last time is this the one you were didn't want us to cheese no no that already oh okay there was a way to cheese that last point so that the the Frostbite boss someone found a cheese and it made me sad I just don't want to see it today is there a fix it [ __ ] Nintendo gets to patch their games but the players who make the levels can't [ __ ] you hypocrites sorry Nintendo I didn't mean that I love you I'm just I'm just having a bad day I was having a great days I should be fun well you can just believe it but again I'm not gonna do that dude fair enough that takes time I'd rather just suppress knowledge freaking joke didn't work it worked great I hate it down there by za stains there's no tired I'm not gonna beat this level this isn't the easy part oh this is like this is this is the easy part juicy part oh dear now be honest I didn't feed this luggage rounded jord is amazing was he standing at the time that's apparently his movement I know what he was he he might as well mean cuz I didn't I don't have two chairs at my place [ __ ] off just [ __ ] off with that it must have to do with like where on the floor you are so [ __ ] mad I hate this stage it sucks it's so hard after so much [ __ ] like just give me a [ __ ] checkpoint for Christ's sake the checkpoints at the end I hate this part it's not fine it sucks sorry Ross I mean it's fun the first [ __ ] 50 times so you got that going for you and I told you it wasn't supposed to be fun on everything that I built is designed to give you misery well that makes sense that actually would try actually hello and welcome to Mario maker - Aaron is still in the process of emotionally recovering Ross had to go home but we love him and now Aaron's playing this level Aaron has checked I haven't checked out it's just my that's hurts alright I'm playing look these are Ross's favorites okay and I'm gonna play this one cuz I love Megaman oh that's nice it would stay with man stage so I loved Megaman here we go fun fun fun God why did you put me on this earth this is what you give me all right already I feel refreshed looking at this this is a totally different things fun right yup yeah get out no I'm gonna add them up alright this is revenge fruit oh man I'm gonna have a mug shot then oh god run what if I speak into both of the plight of it really sounded me different okay damn it you know what I keep thinking about we we don't say it anymore because he was like I don't like it anymore you got it never again but the goddamn it Ross thing oh yeah I was thinking about the shirt commercial that we did way back in the day and just something about you saying like the voiceover you did in that we're so in my head I don't know why years ago we have done a lot of stuff yeah smack down and I'm gaming with my friends Call of Duty is my just keep on thinking I like it cuz I do my copy of Dark Souls 3 is my most valued possession Dark Souls 3 it's why that's what I should have said come here baby come to that every time Wow oh really you serious well this is this is nonsense this is really something else we but you know what I don't know we're cool what is this level it's good though is it like do you find this to be challenging you don't understand art yes probably artists here you're just oh my god how many of these are there I have a feeling it's gonna be a lot every time you get past one and I see the nub of the next one I'm like that's a note from me dog but it's gonna be enough for me Doug big the ILO okay I think this club uh probably yeah uh I thought the flower indicated freedom I think Weber probably used up like the entire level that you could possibly use up for this I love this this is just the worst solo those freaking this is a troll is what this is you're the only person who's ever died they're all right next time I gave rubs I'm losing my mind over here this is your attention I'm sorry I'm sorry I don't know where that came from from your bowels yes okay it came from the depths there you go pretty unforgiving man shutting down how do you get in there friend now daddy understands god damn it right [ __ ] there easy easy there you go I did it so easily off camera think twice I don't think you thought once you just cruised you just were on cruise control and you you nailed it it's like you could go for some stupid slippery ground give me crappy momentum Frick dude oh wow what that's so funny that you just said I keep dying like that over and over because the top comment is a quote from the video where they say he keeps dying in the same spot why does he keep dying in the same spot holy [ __ ] wow talk about inception incepted the youtube comment by performing the action on the show and then yeah they watched it and then they commented on it goodness gracious yeah and the response comment is welcome to gaming yeah so there you go nice to see how much we've grown in the past year Jesus cried next I like a bro I feel like I'm [ __ ] taking crazy pills over here you want me to wear a wetsuit in a Jacuzzi what are you talking about hello oh hey line from the water sports song better believe it is strategically placed icicles oh my god I'm like my mind a mind is blown it's it's it's melting it's actually just integrate an epic gamer skills I always um here's the thing when I see a Goomba which are what those things are I don't know what that is the galloon bow is what those things are the witch thing the things that are floating oh yes the things that look like goombas but they're not yes they're called goombas yeah the ones that are the other mushroom people yes when I see them I imagine what they would feel like in my mouth but I do not imagine a taste I often wonder the same thing about here [Laughter] yeah I why do you bring that up I don't know I just thought it was a funny little why did I bring anything up is that show where we talk okay yeah all right I see that what the what okay that's really [ __ ] you dude you were doing so well there but there is a California I know everyone hates it but I love it every time you say it it makes me laugh is everyone I mean we've set it on like every episode for the past like two weeks I don't know if most of them have gone up yet well they will hate it yeah yeah just assuming yeah just you know what everybody I get it we say the same [ __ ] a lot yeah but like just just give this one to us we're just actual children yeah doing your show we are 100 percent as amused by it as the first time there is something about it that's like still 20 percent genuine thank you remembered like the inflections that he's supposed to have but he forgot how to say the words [Music] [Laughter] you dinged unplayed you know now you played it too safe oh I can't anymore you can't I'm the one playing it I know it's brutal I think it's better I think it's better to be small on that part Wow safe problem solved itself followed me and they are hurting me and I'm like oh okay taps the bottle maybe I'll add some flavor does because I'm nailing the the plaintext so hard all right whatever ah that was the worst that was the worst performance how I hit my frickin that was straight phone on the name it's still radiating yeah it goes away and then it comes back I will not be celebrating this level for its excellence I mean it is it is excellent in how challenging it is and how creative it is additionally however it sucks can't get me now it was astonishing to watch that play out that was like 70% sure that whole thing that I was going to die but then like every so like that percent would really maybe not but but like it wasn't really optimistic because it was 30 percent right of course it's kinda like okay that's hot I don't want it anymore I know I say give it three more tries and then just accept that this level has defeated you it's not defeated me I'm almost done with it no you're not there's a whole other section you don't know that I probably do look at that's horrible so happy for you I did not believe in you well thank you Dan yeah I like I will nyle I will not I will not change my story now at the last minute Mazel Tov to Aaron Hanson it's six challenges with sting bees you can use the doors to reset if needed good luck horse [ __ ] I assume that's what that stands for not the bees okay like out of breath do that but up you gotta be kidding me agony that was ridiculous pure agony oh and you did it Aaron oh well you missed it you actually missed the flag luckily you've got LG coverage based on those corns gigi is also four game bro no not the chocolate I got that guy gotta get in the chocolate gotta eat the chocolate got you to let us sit sit easy yeah was it Andy beast its gun clown you shootin he's shootin bullets gun clown he'll always shoot the bullets we need gun clown clown but gun clown is also an enemy oh yes he's definitely him you need gun clown he's exclusively in animation look at gun clowns face he seems pretty nonplussed about the whole ordeal be perturbed gone clown I'll never forgive you I want your badge on my desk or you don't have any time to lose damn I had it so closely oh my god this is the only part I need you to shoot it's right here Oh what did that do okay oh now I have just like an unlimited pals 35 minutes as the world record okay yeah pork chop sandwiches oh god damn it yeah is this gonna be the first red coin that I get in this entire states I don't think so I think because the episodes about to end I think you're gonna retire from this stage with zero red coins yes is this my first one can I get at least one red coin ah really jeez hey welcome back okay hello it's it's dip sauce CGG you know it thank you so much for joining us today this is the last stage as part of the a fan submitted marathon yes and it's coincidentally the last episode of games that will be taking place in this office [Laughter] I know the feeling [Laughter] ok alright froggy froggy froggy froggy froggy froggy go ahead and grab him alright yeah no slow mode requires a lot of patience yes it does which [Music] so that was in this room huh huh huh ah you [ __ ] ah it's just stupid [ __ ] alright I am such a stupid [ __ ] I am dumb I'm the dumb boy he's dead it's true I've done I'm done yes dumb so dang dumb [ __ ] dumb I'm a dumb stupid boy don't believe a word I say I like constant to me yeah constantly yes what's on here oh man there's so much oh god oh god dude that is insane what do you do it Schmerber wait I can't remember your name is come on this is not a slow day that's as intense as it gets oh my god Aaron oh oh he's got it oh you're running out of time that's okay it's okay quick quick if I'd like we're gonna make it catch it will he catch it oh it will yes oh oh oh go go go go go yeah oh man oh man duh stir stir that's ridiculous alright and then it goes over there [Music] [ __ ] that no no shady folks no damn it hate this world no it was a fool no I'll be a fool no more [ __ ] Wow I'm such an idiot this is amazing it's not amazing you're amazing thank you always amazing thank you do you're breathtaking [Music] alright I'll just do it the normal way this is as friend it's especially frustrating because you already beat this part now I gotta wait an hour for it to come back yeah it's this is if we gave this as much time as it would need to be it would become like the actual froggy episode I think that was the point yeah yeah this was definitely not made with your mental health in mind not much of cape grumps no I suppose not my dad what sucked my dad suck your mum isn't that the insult yeah [ __ ] your mum and then we tried to say it with our American accents and we were like suck your mom he's like that does not sound good at all yeah you sound like idiots I miss him grab the turtle all the way back okay no it's not happening [Music] Mario Mario a Mario I'm turning into Mario Mario Mario Mario oh I'm turning into Mario give it one last shot oh hey need here we go it's load day well we're all those doors it's for the other doors ah later too many doors it's like it's always been there because the stage is so far away oh if you mess up like at the end then there's a door to come well that's why I feel a snake bite entered my bed when the stage is so far away no you know what I'm done we have serve it was a pleasure we appreciate your energy and and your life and the times you created and my god anyway next time I'm Gabe rims we'll see you later we got to go on tour goodbye I am ashamed ashamed of me ashamed of myself Boompa Tim I have made a huge mistake I am ashamed of myself so ashamed myself so shamed myself myself so my dad what a sucked my dad okay well I'm ashamed ashamed of me ashamed of myself Boompa Tim I have made a huge mistake I am ashamed of myself

Channel: Marcus Yamamoto

Views: 183,105

Keywords: Super Mario Maker 2, Game Grumps

Id: p9a5IBBnRkk

Length: 227min 9sec (13629 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 10 2019