Best of Game Grumps: New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe

[Music] just [Music] hey i'm grump i'm not sue gruff and we're the game grumps hello hello welcome to super mario you deluxe [ __ ] [ __ ] that up it sounded so great in my head and the out my the voice in my head was like damn go for it [Laughter] dad you deserve this you will not fall on your face she's got port of the [ __ ] switch amazing don't at me all right no one's adding you for god's sake you say that boy nabbit is like it's like one of these things is not like the others mario luigi i'll be luigi luigi oh my god okay look at us we're playing [ __ ] mario we are we are we are we missed the middle medallion oh [ __ ] dude we suck we [ __ ] it up this is the first stage we couldn't even get the [ __ ] medallion i didn't know where it was well i didn't either so stop yelling at me i know it was probably tucked snugly in your anus knowing you you take that back i will not let me see your butt cheeks i will shove you in one of those red pipes and i will go in the yellow pipe and then we'll just see where we both end up i don't know if yellow is better you are you are you are in tilted tunnel right now you are so angry dude when's the last time you noted uh don't answer that okay but tell me immediately uh two seconds ago yeah i i don't know like a couple days ago sometimes i like to let the the the excitement build let it stew dude yeah then you have that one awesome nut oh dude just a tremendous nut you know what i'm talking about dude i'm talking about it like a [ __ ] like a walnut you know like where you cover the whole wall [Laughter] what a walnut is that has to be murder on the anus yeah hotels hate them you're such a dingus i you're gonna come back as a bubble yeah i'm not gonna touch you no you [ __ ] you stay in there and think about what you've done you have to release me yeah you [ __ ] [ __ ] help well come towards me you're the one who keeps floating away no i'm not going to help you no please nope nope no no [Laughter] yeah oh look at you that's nice this game's nice games handing you all these [ __ ] handouts boom is another way to say poop is it really yeah you never said somebody's like i'm gonna go make boom boom whatever you've never heard that no what the hell is wrong with you oh my god that's ridiculous the [ __ ] were you living in a normal household yeah and and pow is another way for the punch sound so uh boom boom pow is clearly a song about punching poo there you go i got that boom boom no aaron you're going too fast oh no i'm alive i am still here brother you tried to rid the world of me not so fast [ __ ] face wait wha what was this whoa i found it [ __ ] secret boy over here thank you get it yeah boy yeah it's your boy oh [ __ ] we're gonna suck so much dick when we get out of here and we see those chicks we're gonna be like no i don't like any chicks i wanna suck dick every night and day wow that last part didn't fit the rhyme scheme but sometimes you just gotta get out exposition dude explain the premise of the song check this guy he's dead well done he's going to invent like a whole life story about him wow [Music] this is madness oh god oh it's okay oh that's that's nerve-wracking ah stop you're going too fast ah you oh good [ __ ] job hunt it oh oh when did it what because you went up too high you're over zealousness no please get me out of here [ __ ] from another dimension oh my god please save me oh you [ __ ] only toadette well could you suck my own dick please [Laughter] yoshi hill yay i didn't necessarily want to be a squirrel i was perfectly fine i didn't realize it would change both of us yeah i thought it would change one of us i mean i'm not saying you [ __ ] up my life or anything it's just that you know my life it is [ __ ] up and someone did it oh it's yours yeah what's up boy look at him [ __ ] wiggle his dumb feet he can't [ __ ] fly like that what an idiot eat some goddamn apples drinking out of cups get out of here taking sips it's been a little while what let me what i got my yoshi what about you stop bragging get out of the way no no okay [ __ ] get out of the way you ready to watch him go off a cliff hell yeah dude all right dude this is the last time i'm gonna [ __ ] ask you please just give me a hug what what i love oh no you're yoshi i love the yoshi's got a raw deal in these kids what are you doing get back here you [ __ ] fraud jump on my head okay and get up there use my head to jump up there oh my god stay still i'm staying still everyone's moving me around oh yeah oh dude that's some serious coinage yeah did you see that [ __ ] oh new york should stay with us i like that they die no they don't the other ones died yeah bye two less mouths to feed thanks well so that's the thing right if if the yoshi's come out and you're already on a yoshi then the eggs turn into one ups so i i see it as you're granting more life oh that's a very healthy way to look at murder i'm just making more room on the planet for people i haven't murdered yet holy geez you look so good i just wanted to lick you your body was all taut in front of me just couldn't feel like i controlled myself luckily i could but what's the big deal look at another man [ __ ] hello [ __ ] oh i shouldn't say that what darning darn and darn it rise of the piranha plants what are we already at the [ __ ] end of the are we are the darn end [Laughter] [Music] can four people play this at once yes oh my god that must be so much fun it's absurd it must be pandemonium it is we should get matt ryan to join us it used to be so on the week what are we doing i'm the completionist no let me get the coin okay i want the coin i'm going to [ __ ] cry if i don't get the coin i'm pro gerard the finishes yesterday when i was finishing and i was jazzing all over the sock a sock yeah i've never done that really i've never jazzed into a sock oh i know many people do i no it's gross yeah it's like i'm gonna have to wear that later i think the idea is that it's a jazz only song oh jazz holy sock can you imagine how hard that thing would be [Music] stop stop ain't complaining hey complain we [ __ ] did it we cleared that stage we're doing well nobody's damn business we're actually like kind of cruising now it's because this game is really fun dude i know that's why i was so excited when this game got released and i was like we could play it on game crap [ __ ] i got my guy because i i forgot i hannah was going over games for it [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] damn it yeah okay i'm making up for for your arrogance oh [ __ ] ah damn it oh my god get mom [ __ ] i [ __ ] aaron stop and they fly right at me i just got two see okay they just they got a trajectory yeah no damn it but hannah was going over games and she was like ah this new mario brothers and i was like new super mario brothers and i [ __ ] like ran to my switch and i was like look at downloaded right now i [ __ ] love this game you pick up hannah and swing her around the room like a butt like a ballroom dancer thank you i love you oh [ __ ] i've never seen anyone die before oh well then dude help me help me help me help me no not until i've got the stuff you suck kill them you stupid bastard you're invincible [Music] oh my god you haven't even killed all of them stop making me bounce dude oh my god i can't believe it the last second you pulled that [ __ ] off because i'm amazing you are it's true it's true kill those stupid bats what are you doing jumping around flashing about you're ruining everything you're ruining christmas dad feed him a piranha plant i'm gonna feed him he's [ __ ] no get give me let me get at the ghosts i'm eating them dude you're eating too many you gotta be fast if you want your [ __ ] yoshi to survive the harsh winter you gotta provide for him dude do not make this about saving his life i'm not cool with that oh my god gonna [ __ ] go watch this oh my god i [ __ ] love this yeah this is one big fat yoshi ball oh god can you eat that the big piranha plant yeah i don't know i don't know i'm scared to push him right in there oh you fat [ __ ] you aaron you're aaron gins i knew you were gonna say that oh no [Laughter] my yoshi friend i know isn't it terrible when he dies because of your friends arrogant save me okay save you king messi cool move dude wait i'll try it again i'll try it again all right where are you help me there you go yeah [ __ ] got it well worth it aaron [ __ ] jeez no i'm but i'm good at video games it's just this one time i know [Music] oh god no okay i this betty boop [ __ ] ragdoll situation oh rubber hose that's what it's called it's freaking me out i can't get down there dude you gotta jump when it's on the right side i'm scared no no oh you [ __ ] arrogant [ __ ] got it good job dumbass yeah how's that how's this as this no you thought my head was for the bouncing [Laughter] [Music] oh you summoned a [ __ ] oh yeah i hate you i hate my brother [Music] very cool of you just want a second one to make sure how squirrely you are [Music] oh thank you aaron well you're the one who was in my way when i was getting the [ __ ] medallion told me to move i can control the bubble no you can only move it towards me i could is that right yeah oh moving around you you [ __ ] hellhound i'm not gonna no wow you butt slammed right down into that you fool yeah okay i feel like we're starting to get that let me have an acorn this time you gotta [ __ ] get your own dude okay you gotta work for it there you go better work [ __ ] you gotta get that medallion though no what you gotta get it what do you mean why why should i because you have the ability to get it i'm a [ __ ] tiny boy and i'm gonna die but if you glide down okay here i did it fine i'll [ __ ] die and then we can be done with it you happy i'm [ __ ] thrilled my life is worth one single medallion to you to me you're a treasure that keeps god giving okay okay ah yeah great job no you [ __ ] acorn piece of [ __ ] god you dropped right into the lava like you were getting ready to get baked for a festival [Laughter] [ __ ] oh i want that come come to me come to butthead what a timely reference i'm getting some points over there oh look at you sucking ass over there sucking ass i'm exactly at the level oh we missed a medallion oh my god there's a tube somewhere that we didn't get in i don't care aaron but you're the completionist no i'm not you're the one who completes pro gerard is no and he's the finish it's not the completionist what the [ __ ] would completionist even mean someone who completes oh my god complete what oh i'm completing you're tied aaron this stone has zone bro [Laughter] whoa look at this guy you guys gonna you guys gonna play the stage man if anyone smoked some bad [ __ ] it's that dude ice cream cones dude this guy's on my head oh it's that green one oh [ __ ] you aaron next time on oh god oh game grumps don't have time we're on the [ __ ] music's going fast we have plenty of time why did you take that you're such an ass calm your tits and get this flag oh yeah no when we will get this bread you're small i like this it's fun right yeah totally [ __ ] working together having fun times crushing episodes super fast dude i know that oh i thought it was going to come right at us i don't know aaron how could you you're the one who jumped up into me you a likely [ __ ] story dude it doesn't matter we're going to the secret pipe world time doesn't matter in here oh god time matters [Laughter] i was wrong all right let's get out of here spit me out you fat [ __ ] no not that way [ __ ] don't finish this stage without me i didn't think i thought it would go straight i didn't think it would arc down like immediately okay i'm trying to spit you with the flag at least i didn't die okay i guess i'll just hang out here then next time on game grumps yeah next time i don't need any of this [ __ ] dude i have confidence in my ability to rock this [ __ ] stage well that's great i would love that don't even [ __ ] talk to me until i've had my krispy kreme don't even talk to me outside of my crispy cream yeah dude there's delicious those sweet krispy kreme vitamins vitamin d vitamin k for doughnuts for cream all right you know what aaron i think maybe could have warned me before that i'm just happy no we didn't get the [ __ ] medallion you dope well that's what happens when you sass me no we're going back no no i'm dying i'm dying we can't do this dude kill yourself no dude join me in the afterlife i won't i refuse we gotta get that medallion we missed it ugh all right it's not like we're losing any power funny watching your silhouetted body sink down into the b oh damn dude that was [ __ ] savage aaron what the hell i'm trying to get up there i was looking at the coins over here i thought you were going for him you stupid bastard and now you'll take the mushroom that i died you know what again come down here and i'll give it to you really yeah go for it well that's nice of you and grab it oh [ __ ] [ __ ] oh that medallion here go back down go back down okay go back down we gotta get the medallion god aaron dude just fine go go go go go go be the twisty boy all right hell yeah nicely done uh no aaron oh no you're good no you're not stupid [ __ ] i'll kill you we've been on this part of the stage for like four hours just hating on each other you i'll kill you no stop [ __ ] blocking me i didn't mean to every time i didn't mean to you are the constantly with the blocking of my [ __ ] you can go above death death pension on the richer death princes of the richer come on up i'm trying dude you [ __ ] you're the married you're wasting my time dude i'm sorry so busy you [ __ ] you jumped on my head on purpose you did that on purpose really do you really think so here you [ __ ] take care of him oh oh why do you like that how do i i'm trying to beat him like you are you silly bastard this was delightful i am really enjoying playing this me too man i always have fun when i'm playing games with you aaron yeah what what is it i want to kiss your mouth but is infected with gonorrhea what what can that happen your mouth sure really yeah man you can get gonorrhea anywhere you can get on your penis you can get it on your butthole you can get it on your butthole [Laughter] i think i would know all right okay let's just get more uh avoid the bowser thing this time [ __ ] game grumps [ __ ] that's what it is dude oh i shouldn't be saying swear words take it out what are you doing all right little [ __ ] punches oh jeez i don't think we can of course we can oops good well we got rid of that one okay well that frees up a spot we don't even need items the game [ __ ] always gives you what you need like right at the beginning no shut the [ __ ] up i swear to god i'll skank you skank me i'll scandalize you like scott dancing yeah i'll skank all over your pickle oh [ __ ] it's okay it's okay oh i missed mine wow iron that was really beautiful he fell in the toilet what's that from i fell in the toilet uh i think it's uh barney from the simpsons [Laughter] toilet [Laughter] oh god damn i'm [ __ ] dying left and right over here this is one of those um stages where if you don't get the thing they gave you yeah it becomes very difficult mm-hmm real quick oh check this out watch this thanks good job i knew that was gonna happen oh what about the top part though oh god you completionist all right you're the one who's the [ __ ] completionist boy i'm just the one who follows orders me mario the guy that the game is named after i'm pretty much just along for the ride you're still doing great if you count doing bad is doing great oh [ __ ] is that gonna come back oh god the physics you're still doing great did i [ __ ] myself when i farted and i don't know aaron really to be honest only you can answer that i gotta check after this okay because i i don't know if it's in my head but i smell a little dooky the jury is out a little bit all right aaron please why would you even say anything well i don't know because maybe you would smell dookie and you'd be like oh and you'd think i would be embarrassed so you wouldn't say anything exactly i'm putting it out there so that you know that i won't be embarrassed so when you do smell dookie which is inevitable because i feel like i did like 85 wow this this game has been a journey aaron stop doing and getting all the things [Laughter] well you said it for yourself it's the game it's the name of the game it's mario i swear to god do you want to play new super luigi no one does [ __ ] oh good oh i'll get it no no no i'm flying you [ __ ] all right and we're off okay i must kill this man he is dead i have killed him for us brother and what have you done for the harvest this year getting a little punched don't all right i was telling you to get out of your mind you were racing towards it yes like a bat out of hell i'll take that and that all right kill this [ __ ] oh dude nice dude get in the clouds yes dude you're like saving all my files yeah they're storing the fappening in me no don't take it don't take it no you [ __ ] took it and killed me and i called you a brother that was amazing bye mario [ __ ] you [ __ ] you luigi i see you in hand suck my dick you [ __ ] bastard on these coins up here yay oh look at this look at this i'm taking all of the things oh it's a bummer quick quick quick we need the [ __ ] off finally might come up and wait wait go up that pipe dude luigi oh i got [ __ ] straight up trapped oh medallion what are you doing oh god hey all right dude i am done where are you at i'm still back here hurry it's over luigi mario don't kill yourself in the dumbest way possible i'm too tall hurry ah yeah well all right [ __ ] i'll go by myself and pull up your pants dude shut up dude i've been sitting here for like four hours more than that 78 of your ass in my face well it's because i had to let it air out from all the [ __ ] that i liked it was so uncool which is true oh god why did you do that i thought those you know i don't know i guess i'm an [ __ ] aaron oh it's it's okay to be an [ __ ] you can be whatever you want you can be a pirate you can be an [ __ ] all of your dreams could come true if you want to be pirate or [ __ ] those are your only choices you could be an [ __ ] pirate well they were all oh sorry thank you aaron oh you're welcome you know what you're being right now what's that i i don't know but it's not a pirate sweet i would never want to be a pirate those guys are [ __ ] oh god uh do do we need that no but i wanted it well i got it that was that no that's bowser one of my more feeble attempts did you forget how to mario no no i just i hit it with the wrong part of my thumb and it like tapped lightly and then that by the time i realized what was happening i was already in mid tepid jump dude we're christmas colors look at us you [ __ ] knocking me off the pipe like that [ __ ] pipe knocker you're a pipe knocker oh that doesn't work does it sorry i almost killed you yeah you gotta stop getting up in my business i think what part of what's making this so difficult is is uh you uh um yahar oh [ __ ] son this isn't looking good careful oh what are you doing man i'm gonna [ __ ] don't [ __ ] my dad there's no time oh god that's so hard to touch touch me touch me okay be careful feel my embrace oh you [ __ ] topitando what you're the one who's that thing hey wait a second nobody calls me a topi tando get out of there dude what are you talking about i'm [ __ ] killing him while you're over there i was woke over here you're broke aaron would you let me out with the [ __ ] what are you doing what are you talking you just made me miss the acorn i don't know i used my e chord because of you god damn it saboteur now i'm all tilted i don't follow yeah where are you i'm over here why aren't you up here with me because i can't fly because you made me miss the guy oh it's all my fault is it yes yes sir well then why don't you do something about it all right well you did you must be so happy now i'm pretty happy oh i can't get it no i dang it oh i can get it watch this dad me let's go it's like when you're when you're in like a road rage battle on the street with somebody and you're ready to fight them and they get out of their car and they're huge and you're like let's get out of here dude this isn't worth it you know what i'm going to be the bigger man i no yeah no yes no oh yes get the acorns i get oh no no i'm the one who has no acorns me too oh we we really we really did a good acorns yes yes dude together this game's forgiving i really love it now don't worry dan god we suck it forgives you [Laughter] guys right out the gate so in my way bro dude i helped you jump i don't know what you're talking about now give me your dad's number i've earned it no you have not no no no all right you did it no but it didn't register you got it you had a little message from the queen i did i got a signed photo of the queen and i i don't remember what it said but it was very like it was it was a tease it was very sweet because she was like it was great to meet you love to see you again or something like it was like oh my god so yeah um it was cool how i didn't get one well yeah well because because i mean because why aaron she made her choice oh my god how could you i think it's because you screamed like a maniac when you saw her whoops oh because she thought maybe if she wasn't nice to me that i would that there would be problems no what no because i'm not that kind of guy of course not no no one should be that kind of guy that's a bad guy to be yeah yeah that it i did not mean to suggest that she sent you a lovely letter because she felt that if she didn't there would be repercussions you lunatic so uncool it's like the most uncool thing uh it was a yeah it was a very sweet letter no but it was nice obviously like out of character i had a normal conversation with her and she was very cool about super chill she was in on the joke before you send your letters ah um oh god uh but yeah and there were like lots of t-shirts in there and i got a mug you got a mug i got a mug which i uh that's [ __ ] way better than a signed picture of them i'm just kidding oh how dare you well it worked out because as you know ashley's favorite thing in the world and i kid you not is mugs from themed restaurants no way yeah she's just super crazy about them oh wow sorry i got to i got to be a good boyfriend and that's that's good you know that's it's always nice when you you know somebody who has a thing yeah because now i'm gonna keep that in my brain sickle and every time i'm in a themed restaurant i'm gonna be like i gotta get a mug and bro that's really cool of you and i guarantee it will work every time that's how i knew like because she was with us at medieval times you can actually see her like the corner of her head in that video for a second um god with the [ __ ] relentless penguins oh my god why aren't you stop just help me get this coin damn all right all right i hope the queen for medieval times is watching this right now because someone told her that we were mentioning her and she's just like yup these guys are exactly as stupid as i remember i was hoping my wish is that she's watching because she's a she's a huge game grumpster yeah she's a serial game grunt watcher she's just like oh god thank god their tenth episode of mario dude i have a friend he's i mean he he's a friend like he's a good friend and i like him to me that you have friends and you can just no but he's totally a real friend yeah he's the best thing about him is that he's really real but he he i i in my eyes he was just a friend who i a guy who i knew uh-huh um and i you know i have his i have his private twitter so i was i was on his private twitter browsing his private twitter okay posted a picture of his this is a real friend okay oh i killed myself uh and he was he posted a picture of a dinner he was having it looked very good and i noticed in the corner of the image there was an ipad open with an episode of game grumps on and i was like what and i responded and i was like you watch game crumbs and he was like yeah yeah every night when my wife and i have a meal we watch game grumps together so cool i was like like i stalked your twitter it was so special yeah it is nice i was like i thought we were just friends but we're friends and you watch game crumbs but we're friends with benefits and you give me one extra view per episode which means you give me like point one point zero one cents yes essentially an old english farthing of value that was just so flattered yeah it meant so much oh oh that that's i got distracted that's what i wanted to um to mention a kiss um no about boy i'm dying like left right it's crazy no just about ashley and themed restaurants that's why when we went to medieval times she was so into it and when the the blue knight this didn't end up making it on the show when the blue knight gave uh he gave her the first rose and i just instinctively yelled i'll kill you [Laughter] and she was like dude and um this isn't gonna work oh god and then uh hell yeah later um a couple weeks later when i said i'm thinking about going to um pirate's dinner adventure she was like hell yeah and i thought this one this one might be uh this relationship is going places and then did like the head pirate come up and give her like a pirate rose [Laughter] i'm so insecure about um themed restaurants that's exactly what i was trying to say um yeah they're actually one of the pirates was a game grumps fan oh really yeah the i don't know what an idiot i can't remember his name but he was there no no you [ __ ] i did it i was right there hello i wasn't even dead or like on the other side of the screen you just snatched it right from me as i stomped on your head your stupid head that was blocking me pretty sweet i can't lie yeah and the new power bottoms [Laughter] oh look out oh i'm over here trying and you're over there dying yeah it was really [ __ ] funny i thought of that in the shower this morning i was like i'm gonna open a [ __ ] game grumps episode with that and i carried that on my back wow like a [ __ ] like a heavy thing yeah yeah yeah a burden like a like a like an ikea furniture item that they did not bring to my front door like a snoof garden yeah yeah or something that you can't pronounce from ikea a florigen burton yeah oh you you also got the florigenburg which i which i posit is the lowest form of comedy is just saying ikea furniture is it yeah okay well then no it's it's still a form of comedy yeah that's what i like when people see a show of mine and walk out of there being like oh that was a form of comedy don't get a bogey pop cracker you set it up that way you [ __ ] hit it and ran i was waiting for it to come to me uh-uh the flower doesn't move yeah i think it's gonna walk up on its two flower legs and waltz around you [ __ ] think so there you happy yes good good i'm glad i'm happy for you [ __ ] geez getting all up on me because i was already in that trajectory you can't stop velocity you can't you can't stop a bottom this powerful you gotta oh you [ __ ] you lost that get come here i'm throwing you at these goombas okay cool thanks [ __ ] great job you you've hoisted my face into them yeah well i forgot how to throw aaron what are you doing what go get that one [Laughter] you gotta be faster such a tool well i'm the one who hit it you want to [ __ ] get it dan what are you doing you gotta go get it you know what you might actually feel my wrath later today i hope it's in the form of your lucky charm shits well dude because that's a wrath you don't want any of that that hath no get back here wait let's give up let's go home i'm gonna kill this thing and then i'll kill your dad no your dad is going to die and there's nothing you can do about it wow that didn't even fit the rhythm pattern yeah but it's the truth i just needed to tell you the truth in song i don't have to use i am big pentameter to tell you your dad's gonna die it's not a joke it's just the truth your dad is going to die and wow that can happen sorry i was singing a song about your dad dying yeah no i loved it i'm not sorry that you're i'm gonna kill your dad oh well but i'm sorry i sang the song okay it's rude of me thanks i feel like the surprise would have been a better reveal so i apologize for ruining the theatrics wow you can do this what are you talking about i cannot do what all right hold on no no it's gonna disappear now no you're good you got it yeah yeah see you didn't believe in yourself but my whole plan to get you to believe in yourself while also not happening to do anything has worked out beautifully damn daniel [Laughter] [Music] dad this is such a such a harsh dedicated damn aaron would you please hit me sorry i got the ice flower keep forgetting thank you oh my god [Applause] has anyone did anyone say that to you in earnest yes when that was many people really yes like grown-up friends yes you yeah but i don't count i'm not a grown-up i don't count a [ __ ] child dude yeah you're you're a man-child yes i know i did that's why i'm asking yeah cause i'm hilarious are there other people that are as cool as i let me know in the comments [ __ ] i'm gonna get it you're gonna get it i didn't get it you didn't i did not get it no i did not get it and you know i used all of my belief in you in that really and now it's all gone well do you believe in me to maybe touch the no no no no no don't don't don't alright oh you selfish bastard it's so it's so sad to not finish the level i'm gonna pee on you finally gonna mark my territory oh next time i gave him all right alvida sane buenos tardes power top power time is that a thing i think that's just understood okay if you're atop your power i should have said cucks weak weak tops it's mine [Music] [Laughter] these are mine these are all mine i've claimed them all everything everything the light touches is mine oh you [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] right at the end you [ __ ] got rid of it you dick god i'm gonna stab you and you could have stayed here and helped me get it but you [ __ ] left you turtle turtle was that spelled t with a d yeah oh i'm out and you're dead okay i don't know because you're gonna [ __ ] everything up what do you mean i said you're gonna [ __ ] everything up not me me your bubble friend yes all right you're just not gonna let me play the game anymore is that how this works i just didn't want you to tamper with that part of the stage okay cool how about this part of the stage you donkey lipped bastard i can't even reach you over there so what are we gonna what's gonna happen i don't even know what's gonna happen we're in our [ __ ] 30s and we can't figure out a game made for [ __ ] babies i'm about to be in my 40s [ __ ] children play this game and they enjoy it oh oh damn it you got to do it on this platform it wouldn't oh yeah [Laughter] i stand corrected dan's all like go do it on the lower the bigger platform and then i was like nuh uh and then dan got owned why are you so lame did you see how owned uh oh i mean right [Laughter] that was as ah as it gets yeah i do not understand let's look it up because we're just going to do the exact same thing again i didn't even look it up yeah there's going to be a [ __ ] walk through for a a children's game i think it's a walk through for [ __ ] elmo teaches typing or whatever [Laughter] which is real stop being a weenist and not fake at all have you ever realized uh-huh that you and i together as a group are probably some of the dumbest yeah dog i mean it doesn't get any stupid why did you all right because i want the bonuses oh yeah i want a boner too i want those sweet bonuses now that we know oh [ __ ] no no i didn't i didn't do that really yeah i didn't do that i swear are you sure i swear why would i do that because you went through the door but i didn't okay but i did [Laughter] just done so amazing that's called 360 no scoping it's incredible for all you jerks at home okay watch this no i didn't i didn't mean to do it what are you doing you keep pushing me in no way pushing you into anything okay your [ __ ] your hit box is detecting me ah aaron why did you grab me the [ __ ] is wrong with you would it be like if i can't live no one will such a child i swear to god you keep this up people are going to stop watching game grumps for the gameplay i can't oh that was good okay all right yeah that was good eat super proud i'll get the coins i'm the one who's always accomplishing things of course did you just smack me with the [ __ ] door i'm just gonna leave look i was trying to do the spin jump and you got right in my face and ended what what are you doing no there's no time oh daniel i don't appreciate yeah we've been on this forever but it i can't remember a time in my life when we weren't playing this level so you just want to rush through and not get all the medallos stop [ __ ] fine you jerk okay that's right i called you a jerk that's okay i'm totally okay with it no what's which door now we need the full without the whole time okay here we go dad what happened is this a real form [Laughter] paper oh [ __ ] i [Applause] [Laughter] of course i don't have to go through this again but hey free coins right dude we just got one man i got a one man yeah would you stop jumping on my head well i'm trying to get these coins but you're not [ __ ] helping over here very much see now i helped you ah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh mister please okay would you like this fire flower yes okay dude we're cruising yeah [ __ ] maybe if we can keep a [ __ ] power up for two seconds it'll be cruising faster oh you're such a jerk dude oh no it's getting oh oh no okay you're all right try to get it for yourself i wanted i wanted to save it for you it's getting away i'll put it in my pocket for later my friend aaron could use that could you jump for [ __ ] sake i keep trying to jump on your head and you stop i got the mushroom i died yeah i've only had a mushroom oh it's wendy's castle it is wendy's castle it's wendy's shifting castle just like you're shifting intestines once you eat wendy's shut up dude wendy's is [ __ ] delicious don't tell me that you don't [ __ ] wildly come on i'm not even saying it's bad but it is it is a fecal inducer it's not it's not when this is fresh wendy's is the old why do you think i like it so much it does not always feces never froze no it doesn't give me the grosses it it only gives me the goods oh taco bell gives me the grossest yes it does that gives me some fika but you want to you want to talk about because that's why [ __ ] burger king makes my stomach just run in [ __ ] circles but wendy's doesn't [ __ ] wendy's is great i suck it down and i poop like a regular man well throw that on their commercials wendy's [Laughter] dave thomas started this company 150 years ago 150 years ago ah [ __ ] dude was alive when i was like [Laughter] 18. he thought i want to make a burger and make people poop like a regular man like a big old regular man if i could somehow get wendy's actually make their tagline on twitter or something sweeties suck it down it's gonna be difficult it's gonna be a hard sell bro i'm never getting another wendy's sponsorship as long as i live after that i assure you our [ __ ] fans will 100 make sure of that oh no they'll be like we let this man into the test kitchen oh she's a nice skater look i love wendy's dude i know you do oh nothing nothing could be more clear i really wish they would invite me back because i had so much fun it was like really happy it was like the most joyous i actually watched that video again recently and i was like oh what a [ __ ] joy that was yeah what a privilege to have been brought into the wendy's test kitchen unbelievable and the and the burgers that i had there that you know the birds that you didn't even see on the camera oh like what we didn't even film there was like a [ __ ] onion ass burger ah the onion asperger what's his face oh man i only remember marshall but i'm sorry everyone else that was there asperger is a very serious position the dude that i had like the lady in the [ __ ] moment with yes um he he was like cooking up he was like sauteing some onions or some [ __ ] when i walked in and i was like you sauteed onions and he was like hell yes and and then that was like a that was like act one right that was like the shotgun on the wall chekhov's gun shotgun on the wall is also exactly what will happen taco bell okay not wendy's all right but then an accident and then i went through all that [ __ ] and then act three and then in act three after all was said and done mr man came back with a burger and he was like this is what i was working on when i was sauteing those onions and i was like [ __ ] dog and then is that what you said yes and then and then he gave me that burger and dog that was a yes for me i lost my goddamn mind my [ __ ] ears exploded like jizz came out of my mouth and face yeah well i couldn't help it it was so good and they never made it into a real burger he was just he was just [ __ ] around wow that's amazing that's his job that's their jobs is to make delicious food well you don't understand you don't get it you don't all right that was terrible we did not do well at all maybe we should equip a star this time that that'd be a great idea yeah but anyways bye wendy's always fresh never frozen greatest [ __ ] fast food burgers oh that does make it easier i guess that we didn't have to go through the rigmarole cool uh please don't curse on this show and also when i say rigmarole um what did i just say [Laughter] get it get it get it why oh [ __ ] i kidding i told you to get it and then you died well because you [ __ ] freeze frame through me it did it did it made me take my hand off the button all right let's use another thing well never mind synonymous comes from the word synonym what yeah no [ __ ] dude oh [ __ ] off like you didn't have that later in life like you heard synonymous and you were like sitting him when you were like four it's the same word no it's not it sounds different synonymous that's not how you say it's stupid it's synonymous yeah dude it's synonymous with this other well-known thing he's stupid i didn't have that thought until just now that's cool got it don't kill me i killed this hat all right i'm going to what do you mean they'll kill you i sacrificed myself so you could get the red coins never mind it's impossible all right forget the red coins okay we're going to forget the we're going through the stage and i died maybe if you had a star yeah i know exactly here get those okay hold on let me hit it oh you [ __ ] it doesn't matter what of course it doesn't matter why would it matter because if i hit the [ __ ] icicles dad if i hit it we would have gotten two ice uh flowers did you did you almost say ice cream i almost said ice creams [ __ ] wait aaron where are you going i don't know man i'm angry about k-pacs the whole point was to get to this thing no it wasn't no all right here we go can i get that isolated no but okay i'm gonna look at the blue baby yoshi okay okay you pick one look at the toad you guys are idiots yeah i hate this i don't know nintendo made it yeah it's tough hello oh what's this all right here we go yeah wait is this the end of the game oh it's the scritch the screw yeah not to be confused with my saturday nights i don't get it oh good job that's a coin this is a ring dude look at us [ __ ] fly through this stage like it doesn't even matter to us like where's the emotional attachment i don't have it i've been injured and we have not completed it correctly we did it i want to write a letter to coop's deer coops we're swimming it's been years since our last transaction transaction yeah all those drugs that you used to sell me did not work i think they were placables in which case i want my money back thank you talking about it don't get that don't get that what do you mean because i'm small you [ __ ] [ __ ] i didn't realize you were small all right otherwise i don't get that am i supposed to pay attention to all the things that you do just look at my body [Laughter] just look at me during all right don't i will [ __ ] punch you in real life and not in just the mario world don't get the both though why would you do that because i earned them you're such a fool you're a negative nancy i'm not a negative nancy renee saying nelly i'm the one who revealed them from the question from the question [Music] i'm the one who showed you their true face what was lost is now found sick that was me i'm sorry don't you dare i swear to [ __ ] christmas yeah no i have the flower power because i gave it to you no you did it goodness of my heart oh you told me not to you said don't you dare yeah but you didn't have to listen oh that's true you're right you should chastise me for that there's a dick move on my part no why did you do that dude why did you go through the pipe you know what you freaking weirdo there was so many coins at our disposal i'm going back all right let's go back right behind your boss you freak okay get the coins you chill though jesus only because of me i like the escalator because it's easy on my knees now it's eating my knees okay now it's eating my knees okay i cannot wait to play dead rising again on stream yes unfortunately yes because it is i watched a compilation of us playing it last night oh really it's so goddamn funny that has to be one of my favorite playthroughs ever ah that's uh oh i'm out of here baby yeah i'm back i'm gonna hold you back i'm holding you back i'm gonna hold you back shits i didn't get a one man he should have [ __ ] waited for your brother it was a competition anyway so dang it whoa you did that on poipus no i didn't why would i ever how would you sabot jacques you did that on pipers oh i'm sleepy i'm horny you've only got 11 lives left well yeah maybe we should do this one that what shut up you're the one who kills me all the time that is very hilarious and inaccurate hey cornish that's not at all inaccurate play all the clips where dan killed me see easy yeah i hope nobody did anything yeah whoa oh god oh look at this friendly fellow i was watching you i thought i was you oh [ __ ] dang it whoa that was [ __ ] awesome i don't know what the hell just happened but that ruled yeah now i got one extra life that i can use when you [ __ ] steal it from me because you're an [ __ ] and make me die all the time [ __ ] friend ran me into a suction cup belong to a grape or whatever [Laughter] oh god don't get the bad ones yeah really aaron oh you stole it when i had it you were the one who took [Laughter] i'm the raccoon boy i'm the one who nuts get your tiny ass out of the way i'm trying to get this so in the way you left the coins behind oh no who cares now that you're dying who cares about the coins everybody everybody why would you play mario games if you don't want the coins which i just want to live this is what i can live sounds like your problem tower might be the tower where my girlfriend's roommate lives [Laughter] just kidding hey you're out of milk thank you thank you for that this was the best time that you could barge into the room and say that move aaron what do you want from me i want you to you're not being clear god damn it so annoying yes yes this is delicious i didn't do anything that was all you it was absolutely you [ __ ] hecking blocking me you [ __ ] snake blocking me that we would be so much better doing this by ourselves hey i just wanted to let you know uh i clogged the toilet but it's fine because i used the plunger and but we need a new plunger yeah anyway you can get that for me yeah good luck with your sex you can see that you're already halfway there so all right this time i won't block you at all okay neat i'll get these coins oh you of course so now they're important to you huh they're for you i'm getting them because you said you love them yeah it's our anniversary if you remembered of course i remembered why do you think i'm trying to collect the coins you think i'm gonna buy myself this diamond ring stop blocking me i'm not blocking you why don't you jump over me if i'm blocking you so much you have agency in this game [ __ ] don't die allow me to live i'm coming for you no get away god damn it now i will block you more you're the worst i'm not the worst i'm close to the worst i'm seventh worst out of five thousand yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] there's six dwarves that are worse than me i just ducked down into this my goodness gracious oh god no no me me me me i'm back baby get it oops well i guess i'll just have to make two oh god guess i'll have to blocky block make duties no aaron look i'm getting out of your way i get the medallions because i'm a good friend oh i died you died trying to snag that acorn from me you can't prove it you can't look into my brain no i'll never tell maybe i was just maneuvering always don't risk it don't risk what that thing was gonna kill me no matter what i just was about to say it but you can't read my mind so how would you know this is hard this is super hard let's do it again do you wanna do you wanna do like a like a preparation kiss no actually are you sure yeah i'm sure okay but aaron but if you did why do you keep dying dude stop it good question aaron excellent question for the man who has [ __ ] 12 lives less than i do oh no gotcha good job boom baby making mount weiner hard with all this victory hard wiener and i helped hello i'm eating cocoa puffs it's i am eating coco pops yeah and welcome to uh mario the game mario the game everybody knows it as that i should hope so look at this game this game i have to say is my favorite mario i've played in a very long time it's fun right it's like absurdly fun like it gives you [ __ ] good feels yep and it also makes us mad at each other yeah it also does annoy [ __ ] oh you [ __ ] it protect but i'm so attacked i didn't know that this was love us over here oh god it's gonna be another one of these situations oh i'm back dude i'm feeding the [ __ ] out of this guy you better run you're the hecking junker whoa whoa oh you care about these coins now yeah they're cool they do something the other coins don't they do the same thing oh wow it's mine it's mine did the other ones yours yeah because you took it one from me and now i take a one from you oh no sorry get out of the way yes oh you're a [ __ ] tool swear to christ red red wine you make me feel so fine you make hot lava all of the time i don't know that's right i don't know if it's right you mean like you don't know if the lyrics right or if red wine makes hotline [Laughter] everything soared by me here you go thank you oh nice oh that went quickly off the rails how do you have double the lives that i have because i'm amazing bro well i knew that but you're a fat sack of crap no [Music] even my friend thinks so okay i thought that was just me in the mirror oh boy i gotta everything has to be look at me just perfect you think so thank you okay oh my freaking gold i know oh why you [ __ ] saboteur i had it all worked out you did it too are you just you're just gonna i can't do anything what do you mean you can't do anything you're [ __ ] epic don't no oh yes see what happens it's not what happens it's because you didn't try okay no wait don't hit anything you animal hit my bubble just hit r dude i'm doing that oh you're such a dingleberry what do you mean i'm a dingleberry i waited for you to get there why can't you walk towards me why would i do that because that's what friends do i love that i said that's what friends do as i magically trailed off to my death and then it became no what do you mean no what do you want me to do not jump the way i'm supposed to yes you [ __ ] clown ride the beetle up man take the elevator up close the gate [Laughter] this is the ride of your life to seal your fate [ __ ] at least now i'll be big when i die yeah at least now i've gone through life's beauties and splendors i'm not even gonna [ __ ] i don't care no please don't i don't want to deal with you i don't i don't want to be judging all day [ __ ] whinging and whining like a like a boy who does that why am i going too fast i'm going too fast here we go now let me out oh okay yeah grab your [ __ ] yes grab your [ __ ] and get out oh you [ __ ] tad sandy oh no you oh i couldn't get back to it you screwed me the moment you came back to life [ __ ] rude dude i'll never stop being a rude dude all right this is gonna be the one there's so many less lives than we started you had no i have more oh dude yeah you you lost six i gained three go ahead and just kill yourself wow don't ever say that to another human being no no god why do you want me to wait for you yes oh i'm going to end up on the other side of the [ __ ] oh god [ __ ] this [ __ ] why hello there dan did jesus drop by because i just got saved [Laughter] wow it's all about branding dude it's all about the brand what are you you're nothing but your brand what a terrible thought social media more like social encyclopedia what the [ __ ] are you talking about how do i get over there jesus whoa wow this game [ __ ] took a hard left turn yeah this is very set up for whoever grabs the acorn uh oh uh oh [Laughter] yes is there more [ __ ] you'd like to talk i have a feeling that this is gonna be a tough one yeah we should like a tough world we should use um one of our items oh god the spring what does that do oh [ __ ] no i guess i know where all my photos went dude clap at the cloud and that's mine it's mine i have to ah oh god oh no aaron what are you doing i'm coming i'm coming this is crazy this is madness oh god well i guess i'll take it for me no [ __ ] her mother yeah wait wait wait wait wait wait don't don't yet no don't get it get it get it i swear to god you're the man you're the man i got you i got your back so nice of you dude that you better remember that because i'm gonna oh it's like nowhere to go man as [ __ ] nope i'm i'll save him oh good job no what are you doing okay here you can have your yoshi back oh thank you oh okay i'm the greedy one i'm the one who hoards gotcha bro stop okay sorry i'm coming i'm coming i'm coming in coming in coming in coming in coming up oh you [ __ ] i didn't know that would happen i'm sorry you salty [ __ ] i'm sorry bye yoshi oh this is my world hi thanks for not [ __ ] killing me thanks for not abandoning me to make a big jump for a goddamn change hey all right cool at least you got something neat out of it it's pretty sweet oh god right when it wore off amazing all right cool hey why is your sketch cause i'm epic i went through the pipe oh it saves the time yeah that's interesting why would it [ __ ] deplete my time when i'm not using it no aaron i died okay sweet that actually enabled me to live look at me go yeah i got an acorn okay i'm a newborn child i don't know i don't know what we do now oh [ __ ] wow dude bro you gotta kill him such a [ __ ] i'll be your best friend you already are oh well thank you oh oh stars oh stars i got both wow good i didn't mean to they didn't serve you well i hope they serve you they will i killed that man so kiss me why are those my options start from the checkpoint kiss you all right hello it's game grumps it's game grumps dan welcome back oh god and aaron the creators of life the creators of filth the creators of beautyresidents ironically not necessarily the creators of game grumps well you are yeah i had i had a hand in that you know yeah you played a role yeah meanwhile i was just some big swinging dick hanging out on your couch you were you have a big dick and you were hanging out on my couch aaron thank you you don't have to thank me thank your [ __ ] parents thank god [Laughter] thank jesus for what he bestowed you cool come over and kill this [ __ ] did you point did you did you point like what are you asking me oh my god what am i so fast yeah because i'm [ __ ] epic she is put that in a what the hell yeah wow cool what a secret damn it put that in a game grump swift moves compilation and it's like just that oh that's that's the whole video how exactly the [ __ ] [ __ ] i had a whole raccoon situation oh and you got squeezed in half boy that's that's confusing to the eye that's my number one fear in like an elevator you're like walking through and it's just like it just slices you right into they're out there what elevators yeah man they're [ __ ] everywhere they walk among us you gotta watch out you better not pout you better not pout you're gonna [ __ ] die ah santa claus is coming to town how do you know who santa claus is who told you no that's the secret of the christians the secret of the christians jesus didn't know santa even he wasn't around hey why did you take that because i wanted it and you weren't there so [ __ ] you oh i hadn't thought of it like that sorry it's okay brings out the worst this game we've got two extra lives so hooray for us thanks to one of our efforts dude i was there yes i [ __ ] paid admission you were assert certainly in the room i contributed by like yelling at you and via the butterfly effect my yelling uh ended the wars via the butterfly ended the war eventually what wars would those bear well if i didn't yell then the wars wouldn't have stopped because it wouldn't have inspired a soldier to be cool i think the butterfly effect puts too much pressure on us have a lovely evening you fools [ __ ] [Laughter] snaking above mist valley that's what i call making love what are you doing later well i thought i'd get together with my girlfriend and snake above missed valley snake around just snaking sneaking above miss valley you know koopas are [ __ ] stupid you're stupid cooper stupa you're stupid you're stupid you're stupid the one who's stupid you're the stupid boy you're the one who dumbs oh you got it well let's put it this way uh-huh never mind okay it's gonna argue with you but i figured what's the point oh there's totally no point oh you can step in the clouds there's an argue with you and like what about it would have just shut you down immediately you would have been like i don't want to talk about this anymore fair enough thanks for letting me know what a cool move i'm not going to argue with you but just so you know i was about to say something that would have no it would have made you no it would have ah you would you would have been very upset really yeah okay you've been like [ __ ] okay and it's in it and you would have been like well that's the same [Music] well which one would i have been those are two totally different things no but like in your mind no funny though ah [ __ ] yeah great job so i'm just gonna do that for every like debate club i go to now hey i just ruled you in my mind just so you know i just came up with a sweet [ __ ] comeback but i'm not going to tell you because it was too good yeah yes but i i won the debate i just want you to know that i won so aaron what do you mean aaron what did i do i did nothing you got your fat italian plumber head in the way no i did it and now i and you made it what are you talking about i just [ __ ] jumped where i needed to go oh no i died oh my god hey at least we're trading yeah that's true you know what i mean like we're balancing out our suck very well get it i can't wow just get it and die i'm alive that'd be the cool thing to do if you were a pro you [ __ ] didn't get it we could have had it by now and i would have been alive oh i got it after it disappeared dan oh you [ __ ] nut and now you're dead anyway and we don't have a [ __ ] giant coin so how about that we have two we don't have three which is the only thing that matters two doesn't matter unless you have the third one is that right true nicely done i true the ice right tree [ __ ] hey i jump on your head you still have [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] hey i wanted to get a dough oh i wanted to get a doughnut and my my friend was like do not oh no oh how why didn't you touch me uh aaron you never gave me any touch if i have if i had a nickel for every time you've said that to me okay here we go covered in hot sauce why didn't you touch me lick me please look me just lick me don't you like spicy like me hey take it well good job well i left it for you there so but the thing gave it to me you saw i didn't move you saw cause i thought you were you were there i broke the ice aaron what what do you want me to do that's not what i'm doing stop going batshit crazy all over the place my gosh oh [ __ ] hi jeez look at that guy [ __ ] dancing around like he's got shoes on i died too okay got it we are so [ __ ] we're fine everything's good 23 lives what could be better stop jumping on me why would i do that stop oh it almost got squashed oh god just stay okay i'm safe in my little hidey hole i will be safe up here forever and i will take my prize oh god oh god and i will take my prize ah you should deal with him dispatch stop running like a bat out of hell okay grab him oh he's a big boy uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh you greedy bastard i wanted the coin like that thanos meme did you get the coin yes what did it cost you everything do you want a [ __ ] on my face aaron this is no time there's a time and a place man i keep forgetting i have to [ __ ] until we start the episode and then i forget that i had the [ __ ] and then i remember when the episode starts so then i i just spend the first three minutes having to [ __ ] and then i forget again you want to repeat that for daddy okay mr smarty pants i'm rich [ __ ] 69. hell yeah cool thanks what do you mean thanks you just stood there while i did all the work i hit the thing and i got the thing so i get rewarded you were in my way was i yes there were no enemies you think i couldn't handle that question block on my own you're my enemy his hands look like [ __ ] croissants no you almost made me drop my croissant well technically one of them was the object of the sentence oops sorry i don't care you get so mad but i don't care i'm over here and i'm like oh look being small and you're like that's how you sound is it yes sure does sound like me grab it got it that's mine sorry it's okay i know that you care about that kind of thing yeah you're right aaron boy i've never seen you get annoyed at a video game before where i perish the thought [Laughter] oh boy use your jumpies and your motions [ __ ] oh no no right at the wrong moment you lost your ability and then you lost your life thanks for the recap no problem dan here wait let me get that but we paused what if we paused the game and it was like like madden with like the drawings and stuff now here's where you [ __ ] up boom that's where you [ __ ] up see if you jumped here instead of jumping on the wall here you would you you would have survived oh god yeah you get that [ __ ] mush [ __ ] all right i didn't mean to laugh huh it's really funny though oh [ __ ] you baby booze oh he's gonna do it you know i had to do it too oh my god jesus christ we're the worst we are we don't work well together uh we don't work well together no yeah we do oh [ __ ] it's not like we've collaborated on many successful things oh god it's the mario that does it watch out he's gonna punch down you know when they do that what is he a shitty comedian aaron what do you mean aaron you were standing there too i know you drew him to me oh god this game is so much harder with two people i would assume i've never played it by myself oh no do we have to do the whole thing again no from the luigi point all right let's stay apart for the love of god okay terrible things happen because i didn't know we were taking a break oh come on i jumped on his head oh jeez this guy's harder than it seems yeah he really is ah oh he anger all right well oh he he protect but he also attacked and i mean he pretty much exclusively attacked he protected no oh god i can't avoid it i think oh i can just run up his arm well oh my god what i jumped on his ding-dang stupid pineapple head it is pineappley oh you idiot you just destroyed something for no reason i busted up his own ship tell me i don't have anything against them but i feel as though their music hasn't aged particularly well it was of its time oh you [ __ ] ass that yeah i could have predicted that you you could have but really but seriously though you're a [ __ ] i'm not going to make any excuses for you bro ah these [ __ ] meteors man yeah this is this is the meatiest it doesn't make any sense why would they go out aaron stop moving forward sorry sorry sorry my god i just got excited it's very exciting i agree no why because why don't you just wait for me and then [ __ ] let me have the mushroom because it's not worth your time aaron yeah if you're really examined what the [ __ ] are you doing just i don't know when there was a dick oh my god can you just relax from minute i got excited because the p block was counting down and i was like i gotta go i gotta go and and if it cost us both our lives that's why i didn't know where it led oh my god i just wanted to find out my hubris [Laughter] i got the spiked get off my head why because every time you hit my head terrible things happen an angel gets its wings oh sweet whoa yeah boy wait wait wait wait wait hell yeah nice ruined it yeah appears death ah it was life what once was life is now death are you a soothsayer [ __ ] oh see we could have gone up there but we can anyway because well good for you oh good for you and how was it oh my god please checkpoint please here you jump to the what the [ __ ] you're the an point of this was to get to the end there you go oh yeah that's my bro always looking out for me [Laughter] oh my god whoa what secret stage holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] oh my god far full clothes fine we both had acorns and it didn't work oh oh aaron i didn't mean to i'm sorry i didn't mean to so agonizing i didn't know that would happen i lost my [ __ ] fire flower and everything sorry you'll get it back i will not you will if we get it up get the good one see now you've got it because i gave that to you yeah because i'm the best friend a man ever has except when i am 100 responsible for your death which is often let's do it as long as my bro is happy you know well then i'm not happy until you're happy so what can i do to make you happy you know what anything for a bro that's what they call it a bro job a bro job yeah no one calls it that dude you've never heard of a bro job god no it's when you your bro is jonesing and you need to help out a bro it's called a bro job i think it's just a [ __ ] dude i implore or homosexual men no it's specifically when you're helping out a bro who like hasn't had like his girlfriend's on vacation or something it doesn't seem awfully suspicious to you i'm dead serious that's what it is i will show you i will look it up on urban dictionary i will make you a believer see i think the difference between you and me is that when i see your head i see a platform yeah that is absolutely a thing i think you avoid jumping on my head at all costs of course i do because it will [ __ ] you up oh wait what kind of shitty friend would i be if i just viewed you as a thing to jump on to further my own goals and agendas gotti i'm just like don't die at this point i just don't want to die all right there's just something so funny bro job oh my god really bro job meaning okay oral sex between two allegedly heterosexual male friends particularly when friends are wasted what um simply a [ __ ] amongst bros what is the source when a bro gives a [ __ ] to another bro when one or more of the bros is experiencing a dry spell usually the phrase no homo is said beforehand to assert heterosexuality i feel like um i feel like this is not webster's that you're reading from a close male friend giving a [ __ ] to another friend you please concentrate what what item are we getting rid of in an ungay way wow i might need to check those sources [Music] oh do your job italian audrey i've got medallions oh that's why the toad was there at the end of the level i got a quick [ __ ] all right have fun holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] [ __ ] your hands oh yeah oh get in the door oh no oh no no how do we get it down boy that's brutal no down please oh you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me wow that was absolute man oh i should have leaned it over to the left wow and then wha ah such a [ __ ] idiot that makes it much less you want to go and get that do you want to show any of that excuse me uh-oh oh oh hurry got it yes oh hello cool cool well i didn't know i don't know how to make it go back down [ __ ] face it's okay you'll be back up i'm sorry yeah it hits you being like i have so many more lives than you no aaron's what [ __ ] oh i'm so angry i'm sorry i didn't i just was trying to get the thing off yes i know i know i'm all right i'll go ah no no you're good you're good jesus christ your skills yes it's only because i'm so used to you [ __ ] slaying me no oh i can't get back there it's okay it's okay it doesn't matter if we survive or not what really matters is that we're still friends i'm gonna take all your lives is it can you do that i don't know if i can i will this game is so weirdly easy and also impossible sometimes yeah zero oh god what oh god no oh we're gonna die oh this is instant death yeah this is tough man so that [ __ ] i forgot that happened oh oh good are you dead too yeah it's [ __ ] awesome [ __ ] awesome well you'll just come back right back you're going to be finishing this game on your own none uh yeah that's me you've killed me more than the enemies in these last three episodes well i'm trying to do other [ __ ] come here baby bogey oh god is he gonna [ __ ] do anything or he's just yeah get him dead yeah i guess this is much better for me and you you did it aaron oh yes [Music] how about a [ __ ] kiss on the hat oh did you see that raging rabbit back there good enough oh take it come on come on getting coins with my friend dan jumping around with a friend dan ah definitely didn't get tense at the end was totally cool though the whole entire time [Laughter] just hanging out with my friend dan never gonna yell at each other never gonna fight after this it's definitely not gonna happen because i said so and i'm willing it to be true and it wasn't really a fight definitely was a fight but it's okay because we're credence and we're cool everywhere that's cool don't minimize my feelings all right sorry i was scared scared for my life right up to the end when you killed me five or six times it was probably more than that but more than that cost me a chance to win the game with you felt like a fail thanks a lot mostly because i failed you because i killed you stop no come on i don't even like pretending like this this is i did not notice that the it's blue yoshi's barfing up these coins [Music] that's disgusting then we're touching like yoshi bile yes every time we're grabbing one of these yes [ __ ] vile that's vile it's vile bile and i don't want any part of it oh and the letters move when you run by them did you just notice that well i was just so focused on the coins i wasn't even looking at the letters n-o-e quality assurance dude this game had no quality assurance [Laughter] taking it oh you know what this is actually kind of driving me insane a little bit what just the endless getting of coins and trying to read these names at the same time it really is going a little bit too long yeah we'll see you all next time on game grumps am i rizzity riggedy ribbity right we'll never maybe we'll play super luigi you yeah maybe we will if if the people want it we'd be happy to have a lovely evening everybody thanks for joining us on this adventure kiss me i'm irish really yeah me learn something every day irish italian good [ __ ] job dude and it's live on the dock oh hello there what the heck is going on here daniel well i would have to say welcome to um these some these bonus stages of this game that we loved so much and uh it was called to our attention afterwards that we had skipped a bunch of levels on the way to uh our successful completion of this game yes we miss we missed two entire worlds and two half worlds and for those of you who said man they were really just trying to finish this game up fast nope i assure you that we just [ __ ] waltzed right by them whistling not knowing a thing no because we love doing this and we were actually upset when it was over yeah this game was awesome to hear that there were two other levels and two half levels that we did not do yeah was actually really exciting so we're gonna play the [ __ ] out of him can i jump on him even though yes cool nailed it this would be a good time to bring up the fact that a lot of people told me that towards the end of our playthrough i have no memory of this uh i was apparently blaming you for me dying a lot when in fact it was totally my own fault is that true i don't know i don't know i i i have no recollection but i don't care it's [ __ ] mario yeah i don't care either but it was funny so like it is uh whoops um here come over here all i can imagine was that i was so frustrated and tilted that i must have been like aaron enough meanwhile i'm just garbage this is just standing there that's really funny it is funny i would love like a like a dissertation on all of the times that that happened i yeah i can't uh one of those no compilations where it's like aaron like 30 times oh yeah totally i bet that's what it is oh i probably you know what i feel like also it was probably at the point where i was just like yeah yeah oh yeah because you weren't disagreeing i forgot how to pick things up yeah oh you [ __ ] when i stood in the way of my glory sorry and now i have nothing to gain and everything to lose how do you pick stuff up uh you have to hold why what the hell i could do that trigger what did you do whoa we could go with a ball wow oh we killed ourselves oh is that what that is if we're both in the bubbles we die do we die or do we just start the level over i think we died no no no i still got four lives okay that's so funny well we have lost our power-ups we're gonna be in sparkling water gosh dang it one for like four hours sorry we're just learning how to play this game we beat it's a rainbow whoa look at that make a wish dan oh god is that what happens when you see a rainbow sure i mean it doesn't nothing ever means anything so it might as well aaron that's a little too heavy for me right now it's like oh it's when you pull a chicken bone make a wish or whoa when you [ __ ] that is a weird thing isn't it see a volkswagen make a wish i'm sinking i guess honey we went snorkeling yeah and i [ __ ] up my back too i'm absolutely gonna be that guy i went snorkeling off the coast of maui and it was a nightmare a puffer fish got stuck on my foot we had to eat it for dinner it was horribly tough [Laughter] way too chewy i like the ones that are succulent have you ever tried shoving an ice cube up your butt i never have any that's new information how much has been around your butt would you say not around your butt in your how many snakes just how many things how many different types of things two really yep a black male penis and a white mountain ah [ __ ] don't die okay [Laughter] actually none of the above penises oh what a penis nonetheless what is this where i casually find out during conversation that you've had butt sex what no all right well but if it were true it would have definitely been an asian man i know i mean i don't think i've had anything up your butt yeah i mean come on at least once well i had a colonoscopy something that's not come on that's not a it's a [ __ ] camera it's not good it's a camera hose that counts no it's not gonna get you horny like no it's not like oh my god i want that you are heavily sedated yeah well i mean maybe that's i did wake up though during during the procedure really yeah and i got to see my own uh intestines uh on a on a like a tv screen when i asked the doctor i was like what is that and he was like that's you dan and i was like he's at three please don't be excited that's you yeah he's like you could go back to sleep now and then i was like i don't need your permission doc this guy really oh [ __ ] you man let's get up here nah man you gotta try it at least once yeah you know you don't like it what a colonoscopy no getting something shoved up i mean yes but you know good job you got a prostate you got a tickle [Laughter] i you're half right i do have a prostate but i don't in fact gotta i'll see you later all right good good talk everybody tickle my prostate with some turds boy i bet people are just real real thrilled that this is back people of australia and new zealand and honolulu hawaii uh who made those ninja sex party shows so awesome um thank you so much for coming out uh it was incredibly gratifying to know that we have fans like that on the opposite end of the planet all over the world all over the gosh hecking well all over the globe it was really really cool can i just tell you though like i'll give you all the blue coins i got one [Laughter] my check just spell my name right on the check i got one a pirate ship is that a level that we get to go to uh-huh yeah yeah let's go into the pirate ship that was the one i wanted the penguin suit for oh flopping around with our cute little feet i'm sorry i'm really kind of losing it right now it's okay man it's mine now [Music] cool [Laughter] oh what the [ __ ] you gotta fire flowers [Laughter] activate fire flowers oh my god i love i love this background god damn it oh god [Laughter] drone you stupid [ __ ] private did you kill your irish already oh i forgot out of the ocean paying attention i can see that there's another oh well see i can't even do my [ __ ] slide when i'm on yoshi well i sure enjoyed my run as a penguin god damn it couldn't get to be a penguin for a long time i know it's a bummer well maybe you should pay more attention and not die as much aaron you skank [ __ ] what you're right obviously you're right but now i took yoshi that's cool i don't need it i got uh-oh i'm a penguin oh sorry i took that damn oh [ __ ] [ __ ] friend no it's i mean i could it's just the nature of the game yeah i could say yes but then 800 people would come out of the woodwork and be like damned [ __ ] this up himself oh yoshi oh yoshi oh oh thank goodness say day apple for you eat the april it's delicious keep doctor away i wish i could just eat you wait don't take that out of context hell yeah ooh get those apples i will brother [Laughter] oh [ __ ] you cheap cheap kidding me coming out of nowhere saving this mushroom for you thank you wherever you are maybe [ __ ] greg was just here and now he's playing stardew valley and he's talking to him like 10 minutes ago hey greg what's up brother oh god there's too many [ __ ] cheap sheeps on this level hell yeah no not hell yeah it sucks no i like the mushroom ah [ __ ] everybody's going as [ __ ] there's so many cheap shapes that i'm scared well then and he's going in for the kill oh no tamil tamil wow just oh my god you guys tamil i love it and i didn't and i could have gotten on this pipe oh i'm a full damn fool we should die we should kill ourselves ready yes join me okay okay join me [Laughter] now i will get all the coins oh no dan but touch me [Laughter] uh scared oh man you gotta watch out for those goombas i looked away for a second you you tameled lover you goddamn tamil lover why would you carry me oh cause i felt it why would you do that because that actually was you killing me straight up it was fun that's beside the point it's not beside the point it's the only point as far as i'm concerned playing a video game what are you trying to play video game to be like whatever it's to have fun i'm gonna wait right here it's not just who the [ __ ] is calling me from water valley kentucky oh maybe that's postmates hang on oh yeah oh yes well next time okay i'm sorry i'm hungry well i did i got 20 of them oh god no [Laughter] i'm sorry dude that dragon had it out for your booty i was not prepared and i get that i can't get to it there was a [ __ ] dragon in my way i'm sorry i didn't know there was a [ __ ] thing in there oh my god that's right maybe you should have [ __ ] stopped hitting the question blocks when there's a dragon on the scene i killed you yes you killed me yeah did i you pulled the screen far away from where i was that's not me dude that's it's just it just happens what do you mean it's just happening it does it just happens they're pushing me every which way you're see look at this you just killed me again i know it's because the air bubbles well maybe you should fight it fight it not be such a coward all the time this dragon sucks yeah well give me its number [Laughter] [Music] let me in on something [Music] if this [ __ ] was real life everyone would be dead all this [ __ ] is so lethal yeah oh this is very bad it was a [ __ ] chinese myth dragon swimming around the ocean deep i was paying attention you you did good you did good things my dad told me that i was good at memory but what he didn't know is uh i forgot okay can we use a uh thing for me [ __ ] oh damn aaron you are doing too many things right now story of my life dude i will pick it up and i will say sorry sorry sorry not sorry though if you're having a conversation with the lady that's in the background with the gun just like there's so many parts it's just like i don't know if i trust him the one that always sticks out to me is when we're in jail i try to communicate with each other from cell to cell and one knocks on it and the other is like who is it come in don't get it you fool oh sorry sorry here you go oh yeah thank you oh i need that now ah [ __ ] oh [ __ ] dude i'm going i'm going oh i'm going i'm going i want taco bell like right now you don't i just immediately got this like intense craving you think you do you don't three soft tacos a cheesy gordita crunch it's not what you're in a [ __ ] beef quesarito can i just order diarrhea and save us all a bunch of time that is what you do how did you see me do that and then [ __ ] run into it because i was thinking about the delicious gorditas i was thinking about chalupas don't even forget my [ __ ] crunchwrap supreme god that all sounds so bad what are you [ __ ] talking about you are you are privileged to say such a thing no i'm just oh [ __ ] you live in a country where taco bell exists and you say that sounds disgusting do you know how many people would kill for taco bell dan uh [ __ ] did you save it for me i need that you're a piece of [ __ ] can you not get that from my benefit taco bell all right i admit it's [ __ ] like a horse meat but like no butt no but after that it's it's [ __ ] good when you're it's late and it's like 3am and you want something salty all right all right you want to hate yourself and fall asleep and cry absolute truth be told it's it's made of dog but but hear me [ __ ] out like nobody can deny how [ __ ] tasty taco bell is it's horrible it's poison it's the worst thing i've ever eaten you gotta love it it's true though like what is taco bell it's [ __ ] disgusting but god it's the best it's the best like if you want to die early you gotta eat taco bell but it's so damn good oh my god aaron it doesn't even matter if you die early because it improves the quality of your life you know patch adams medical movie with robin williams yeah that's a weird way to describe a movie but yes he's a doctor yes yes it's it's he's like it's not about it's not about elongating the time uh it's not about uh what is it it's not about preventing death it's about improving the quality of life oh yeah aaron you think you think dr patch adams was about to prescribe three envelopes of taco bell quesadillas yeah he would have if it was around it was around taco bell was around in 1990 yeah well they just didn't put in the movie because they couldn't get the rights that's probably what it was nurse this man needs a gordita stat yeah me oh my god great job i'd be like crying out in the other room like like [Laughter] jeez you're going to cry let's get this man in nacho iv patch adam's like do we have any quesoritos [Laughter] please please god help us all he's in beef seasoned beef i guess we'll find out next time on game rooms i guess we'll find out next time on game grumps aaron all right oh that's automatic death it's just soda it's poisoned waters dude oh yes i do remember them saying that now god damn it aaron what did i do you you brought me to life over the poisoned water i did no such thing certainly did oh this is you god dang stop copying me dude look at this it's like the rainbow trees in hawaii oh yeah god rainbow eucalyptus trees look those up they're [ __ ] amazing looking you dropped your yoshi but i didn't mean to oh well i guess it won't count then nintendo um i didn't mean to do that so look at them now they just chill yeah they're dead they're going away they're going away to die they're two feet away just standing there yeah we stole their souls for our own you're out of your mind next time on game raps we're in the bonus levels of uh mario we you and by bonus levels i mean levels we didn't do yeah because we're stupid but no we deserve credit because we finished the game we won and now we're going back because we're basically the completionist have you heard of anyone else who completes games not me never have ever will wait let's what let's use a thing we have we get a thing right away dan do we yeah well maybe not here [Laughter] no watch this watch this we got a thing see i got a thing it would have been aaron slow sorry okay okay okay look man god damn it aaron sorry oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] wait item oh we get an item right at the beginning damn do we the items are worthless are they yes look there's a thing right here there you got a thing congratulations but wouldn't it be great if we both had things this thing will give us things no whatever you got it why are you complaining i'm not but i'm just saying you are so complaining we haven't for we we're just not gonna use it done we're not gonna use them otherwise they're just gonna sit there i know oh crap i wish i had a thing you would have you would have had a thing for like three seconds and then you would have got another thing can we be penguins let's be penguins okay yay all right you've convinced me yeah oh right baby silly we are i love it hey mario oh no oh my gosh [Laughter] well then [Music] oh yeah you sing you lead the way whoa jeez man oh i had a star you should be able to swim in the vomit pools we have to take this level a little slower i think all right it's [ __ ] van gogh s level let's be oh [Music] let's be fire flowers because we're about to in three seconds i was going to say acorn people okay do you want that star what star it's the star in the box get it i'm the star in the box here take this yay now you're a real boy oh this is too fast that's too fast for me i couldn't keep it going i'm not gonna die i'm not gonna die damn we got some kind of bonus i think it's because we've got two eights in a row no idea how lonely i've been yes yes yes a mushroom yes yes that's queen seesaw bridge this sounds fun and very annoying i am programmed for funny and annoying is that like aaron bot was that the joke [Music] yes oh [ __ ] let's complicit this i want to complicit you aaron that is so kind hey you got it again oh cool that's awesome what i'm glad you got the item for yourself when you are i was trying not to it was it was rolling towards me it would have been gone anyway definitely what happened it would have been gone anyway i don't know about that could you come over here please please please oh what i missed it oh i'm gonna get this coin oh okay i'm having a lot of fun right now yeah you do you look like you're having fun no sweet dude thanks a lot i wasn't even paying attention that time but i oh you that's okay i got it yeah you did look there's another one right up there you [ __ ] got it you piece of [ __ ] you'll be there to be another one the exact thing you just chastised me for well chastise me then all right please i never much cared for you there we go do it again again but slower hurt me more [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] help like the help joke is always so funny to me [Music] this is funny i can't describe why it's funny to me eh it makes me giggle every time makes me giggle and gaff makes me goof and jape ah the old goofing it's my favorite nes game wow when you did that the wiggler put his butt in there it was like perfectly timed my dad was a wiggler what does that mean whatever you want it to mean [Laughter] oh goodness gracious not having patience anymore to explain non-jokes to you proud of you matt thank you dan why hello there everybody hey everybody welcome back it's dan and aaron you may notice that we're back to uh 11 lives in five lives that's because uh captain silly brain over there yeah forgot to hit uh i forgot to hit save after our last session let's let's let's discuss this let's talk this out right yeah let's talk it out this game doesn't have auto save which i found the hard way yes what just happened um and also i'm sorry for not saving so there's this well i was wrong i'm sorry i didn't know that you had to save i guess i knew at one point because i had saved beforehand [Music] just think about that sentence i don't know i just assumed like oh well we're done it's probably when you beat a stage it saves yeah what what game nowadays doesn't do that other than this one oh yeah yeah i you know what i have to say i was surprised too i thought auto saving was definitely a thing it's totally a thing whenever i play like an old playstation game or something i'm i'm always like oh right i have to actively save this [ __ ] right i forgot i almost just lost all of my data god the worst was uh the old sierra games where like you'd save over using the same save file over and over and uh oh yeah dude nicely done um don't even talk to me till i've had my big coin [Laughter] please do use me use me because you ain't that average group hey you know we were in hawaii and uh on the road to hana and blasting baby got back oh yeah that was great like a bunch of white people and uh man that song is insane oh it's awesome i know you know i guess when it was popular and i was a kid it just never like occurred to me how over-the-top ridiculous it is but it was pretty great i get the friction dude begging for a piece of that bubble that's what it's all about but i'd be like that line oh my god we're dancing on the [ __ ] stop stop let me go oh [ __ ] and i send you to safety oh i should have kept that turtle shell what the [ __ ] was i thinking oh you weren't thinking and i guess that was the problem oh my god the oh thanks sorry [Laughter] saboteur that's fun for me i'm trying to eat me ah i'm a fool ah i'll save you no my [ __ ] mushroom oh good for you it wasn't it was the opposite of girl oh good for you no no aaron i'm helping by ensuring that the game is saved oh [ __ ] oh god oh boy they really they really just went every which way on you ah no no no no no no i'm sorry i'm okay with it oh sorry yoshi just went plummeting into the depths huh all right back into the depths we go hey billy what's your favorite episode of gamers i know every time i'm [ __ ] a dead person for a long time thanks billy really good feedback we're going to use that i'm going to give that to them your game grips no i knew it [Music] oh god it's gonna get them dude all right well when i threw the last one a couple minutes [Music] oh you piece of shoe well we're gonna have fun next time no but what if i'm too busy eating this bagel um that sounds so good right now i'm sure i'm having food in my body because there's i just [ __ ] it all out cinnamon raisin that sounds so good it's time we made a show for the female gamers aaron all those female gamers out there so welcome to lady grumps this is this is it's just like regular grumps but for the ladies it's it's it's pink and it's a dress what the [ __ ] are you talking about it's just a [ __ ] there was a recent tweet from some company that was like we're making a product for all the female gaming community out there and it's like this horrible dress that nobody would wear and then somebody commented was like hey did you have did any women were any woman involved in designing this outfit and they were like unfortunately [Laughter] that's really [ __ ] funny you're [ __ ] kidding me over here get up here you [ __ ] loser what's wrong with you you slowpoke you tiny boy oh i'm having a lot of struggles okay i'm all right it really does come at you like a [ __ ] cleopatra yeah i don't steal my thing but that you haven't said it in so long i feel like it became public domain again it's true i did it oh dude i mean your ass i don't know how to tell you this i got a [ __ ] man no you like that ladies this concludes the first episode of lady grumps welcome back aaron is in distress of the gastrointestinal kind oh man you poor angel not having a good day i'm sorry homie it's okay man let's go just gotta go to a doctor yeah just gotta grind it out like the grinding stone tower while i was um oh yes do tell me give me all the spare no details yeah no aaron why because it's mine you [ __ ] animal reparations for the pain i've been through generations uh as i was uh peeing fire colored diarrhea out of my [ __ ] yeah i uh i canceled all of my morning things tomorrow oh good yeah i'm going to the [ __ ] i thought you're gonna say i canceled all my credit cards cause i just didn't want to live anymore no i figured i'd just tie up my affairs i had a bunch of stuff in the morning that i cancelled oh [ __ ] um so that i could go to a gi doctor i'm tiny baby don't lose it ah oh thanks i didn't mean to split the difference so well there oh awesome i just i just wanted the one up oh boy now if i'd gotten those two ice flowers that would have been awesome that would have been so hilarious and cool when when you play with the dang it look at how good look at how cool i am guys i'm the life of the party do you ever like want to just do a somersault right in the middle of this diner what it's crazy you do backflip we're crazy yeah look what i can do sorry i just i picked it up at exactly what i meant not to and then it just exploded in my face it was fun we got to go back to hawaii now just for the pancakes for slappy games just for slappy cakes do you ever do you ever get itchy on like the like the 14th inch of your dick like do you ever have that how big is yours and i was like oh it's this big and he was i could see like the disappointment was because it was bigger like all excitement for like dude we're like big dick buddies like completely went away all right i'll go into it sorry uh how do they go from talking about fruit on pancakes i do not know stop hitting me with turtle shells sorry i didn't mean to yell aaron what you going farther across the screen knock me off the chain oh yes dude i'm so sorry that's okay take that as as my gift to you oh what is the man who sabotaged you well thank you but like you would tell me if like my dick was bigger yeah i guess if we compared it would be super obvious yeah but i mean you would like you would tell me though like you wouldn't leave me hanging he'd leave you hanging well i mean like if we measured and then we both knew you you would you would tell me right aaron if we're standing next to each other and we both measured our dicks there would be empirical evidence and i wouldn't need to say anything you'd be like okay i've got a seven inch dick and dan has a 46-inch dick a 46-inch dick that thing belongs in a museum all right [Laughter] [Music] ah stop sorry i wanted to kill the piranha god dang it i get it i get it but like seriously you tell me yes i would okay cool i promise i don't oh no i'm [ __ ] up [ __ ] my dad would be so oh god my parents watch this show yeah they do this is a bad episode it's gonna start over no it's too late whatever dude no one saw you no one's seen your dick more than your parents that's true i could be lying or whatever this anyway i could have a horribly small dick it's it's doubtful susie would have left you oh damn well you said it's not even it's how you use it it is how you use it unless you got a real baby dick [Music] i'm not laughing at the concept of a baby dick i'm laughing at the term baby it is very funny isn't it watch out oh sorry just rolls off the tongue i i i did unto you exactly the cruelty that was done to me and the cycle of abuse continues okay jump when now oh geez okay you didn't jump fast enough i'm sorry oh you lost your thing i know that wasn't intentional but that was the perfect chain sabotage it just like was oh no aaron help me first so i may get the oh but i got a one up yeah you know what i didn't consider that silver lining my dad told me that if i wanted to play mario professionally then it was possible but only if i drank my spinach i never did that if i drank my spinach yeah it's delicious excuse me [Laughter] this jeez excuse me so amazingly harsh and for the love of god you just grabbed me dude we're doing a show you just grabbed me there you go yeah boy this game is forgiving as hell it's amazing they're like we know you [ __ ] that up [Music] already like oh god he's sending us to our dooms our dooms oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yeah i haven't thought of him in a long time hey go go that's not good hell yeah that's just for real you know what i think it is what's that you know why it's scrumps that makes me have to [ __ ] because i think my voice is so deep and i've gotten to well i want to make it sound like a [ __ ] i think my voice is so deep and my dick is so big that i think the combination is too much for anyone to handle ah [ __ ] so much dying death death is all around death is all around why aaron why would you take that oh sorry i want to go down the pipes i want to go down the hacking pipes you don't give me any pipes i can go down want that pipe oh well i got back pain in hawaii i like [ __ ] i had like a whiplash from snorkeling yeah like a slow whiplash yeah um i won't go into that but that's what i got and that's how i got it so i don't want to hear anybody that doesn't make sense yeah you can't do that uh i'm a professional i'm a professional snorkelist [Laughter] um that's what i got and that's how i got it i want to hear oh man i know exactly what i'm talking about yeah we've we've just had too many youtube comments in our lives sorry about that not not us trying to be like how dare you try to help i can't get it i got it oh my god i almost had it 70 000 forms of habit or what the [ __ ] by aaron hansen the epic stage yeah the one i was talking about that's okay you died i know i did it's okay though but what am i oh [Laughter] oh hey welcome back okay so we basically just did the castle again but we did a little secret mushroomy thing that uh gave us the secret exit and now we'll be able to play that spiny roller coaster jam spiny roller coaster jam that's a good name for it we've earned it yes queen i'm excited oh yeah this looks like fun hell yeah hell down back all back up tell me what you want to hell now it's the thrilling spine coaster oh oh oh mini mushroom then the mario man oh sorry wow they were all together oh dingleberries oh gosh whoa whoa hey spiny coaster now i understand oh god double spot oh yeah well that was [ __ ] delightful that was totally worth it i love that stage it's worth the like 20 minutes we spent trying yeah the secret exit seriously although i do have to say um not the length of a game grumps episode the [ __ ] floor cave that's me it's yeah it's a bad bad time i'll save you brother wow that really did save me this is a tough level you're a tough level oh well thank you you're a tough cookie aaron no push and push and stand up oh [ __ ] i know there's a lot of that this level oh whoa those bass didn't give a [ __ ] second thought to that [ __ ] they were like oh it's just a hat oh god it's just a hat it's just a green ass hat baby ain't no blood to suck here spitting fire [ __ ] i didn't hit either bat spitting hot fire well [ __ ] fool dude i'm just gonna take my yeah sweet ass time hey maybe it's better if one of us do it oh are you are you dead oh aaron oh no is this okay you're close to being super dead too i will avenge your super death i love it no oh dude [ __ ] bats you're [ __ ] cracking me up dude all right you're back oh it like it just it just teases it's just like oh you've continued two times you idiot yeah it just keeps a tally of what a dick bag you are it's freaking great goodness whatever i'll give a [ __ ] tease me all you want [ __ ] stick your tongue out of me who gives a [ __ ] please don't tease me this is my first youtube video please don't tease me [Laughter] hi guys thanks for watching it's a [ __ ] mood dude yeah it really does use me please don't tease me it has been like my mantra since mid 2013. who wants to be teased nobody does no one likes it teased sucks unless we're talking about sexually but but i guarantee you that's not what's happening here oh god how many lives can we lose did he say oh god damn come back i can't right now hurry please please that's not what i wanted we gotta go now oh [ __ ] look at life's falling apart before my eyes oh like david hasselhoff with the [ __ ] cheeseburger on the floor partially responsible oh [ __ ] [Laughter] let's go holy [ __ ] i love you i love you dan we did it i love you and you're my friend is this oh thank you yeah is this the end of our mario odyssey um well i think it there's the super stages now oh that's right we could do those like well let's wait and see if people actually want us to do them because we've played this game for a while now who cares i [ __ ] love it i hadn't thought of i hadn't thought of that i'm serious who cares no it's not who cares it's like man people like it when we like what we're playing that's true sometimes it's a bummer when it's like oh i hate this but like sometimes well most of the time here hit the blue so we can uh oh [ __ ] did i do that we're penguins we better go to the mushroom house okay to replace our penguin situation got it okay remember to save this time oh yeah [Music] yeah look at the bonus levels star stages

Channel: Marcus Yamamoto

Views: 98,382

Rating: 4.8672032 out of 5

Keywords: Game Grumps, New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe

Id: S3rCVsvEBOo

Length: 140min 14sec (8414 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 07 2020