Best of Game Grumps: Arin annoying Dan

I want to get to a point where you just like really actually break and you're like Aaron shut up no it takes a very very long time off like that gonna be like danam I'm sorry I'm just I'm just joking it's just to show I you know if you don't want me to be and you'll be like I'm just [ __ ] with you and I'm like I'm just messin ready brow and then I like slowly slide the knife back into its sheath behind my back oh just joking it's fine everything's colors the drawer on the cyanide brow I would never I would never I would never hurt a brow I would never do drugs I would never hurt a drug I would never bro a drug man probably not all right do some talking Aaron I'm home to harness my Chi and do some full focus oh man your muscles are practically made out of play-doh [ __ ] your gloves are full of cheeseburgers [Music] your cheeseburgers in your pocket okay I stole that one Oh No let's see your dick is smaller than an earthworm that's untrue here we go wait this could be it could he be out no no no oh my god I got to knock him out one more time one more time baby I am afraid well your punches remind me of a pillow fight no George George is your name Wow George that's a man to sleep yeah baby dreaming big baby oh all those things that I told you yeah what I didn't really mean it oh thank you I'm not George I'm so happy this kind of reminds me a Mickey Mouse capade it does a little bit doesn't it doh into much a log-cabin Dookie this game is not poofy Aztecs all these logs look like a poop that came out of my butthole when I was eating Cheerios in the morning game sacred to me and I don't even like Cheerios fair way that's not fair oh I can [ __ ] taught you whoa no I'm glad you only discovered that now tool oh come on I was doing a [ __ ] little bing-gle bang Wow oh come on this look at the best music game that's ever invented oh the perfect show oh yeah sure the purses we totally psyched me out so ridiculous great Dan you know what you do you need it [ __ ] sorry I was too busy [ __ ] rocking this nice shot thank you whoops deal all right down on the down on your luck got to get that putt and into the water please thank you solid work no dude you doing really good right now shut up super happy for you so annoying could you imagine if this was like on TV like people just watch you guys inch closer and closer and everybody was being quiet but they like just started Gary put the picture of the kid with the thumbs up again but this time make his mouth bigger oh poor kid damn it I'm only four ahead of you dude and there's still like six holes left that's right you're getting [ __ ] served this time for real is real this time is it this done were everywhere how many times let's write that sentence all right here we go here we go yeah I mean nailed in bruh but you don't even because that's the one and and and you know what you need to do mm-hmm serve a Jewish damn shut up thank you I can do that [ __ ] all day yeah the wind is a [ __ ] it wasn't Oh was the wind yeah but it was aimed in that direction oh yeah oh that's a bad shot all right all right okay all right here we go you are quite the saucy laughs we need to [ __ ] do add any commentary and my grill does it all for me this bastard [Laughter] you are salty you messed up my birdie putt son stop stop looking me in the eyes while you do that such a prick shut up Aaron come on she says it like she's saying what a douche I absolutely no no I need to focus commas drooping out shut up up eyes my eyes so public um okay okay yeah thanks everybody oh it was great thanks Hey hey plum what's uh what's two plus two come on hey who makes the best grills is it George men really dumb okay okay I didn't mean to do that one but I'm not saying I don't regret it yeah whoa there's a harsh turn man it was an amazing shot to the rough next to the bunker goddamn if you were aiming for that that was amazing you had a son believable toy shut up okay okay Wow hold on no don't take a selfie right now I got him there's no time I've gotta make sure I get this one this is gonna be great we're such an ass this is gonna be great on the mantel losing [ __ ] precious life at Yukon it back its Ganondorf when am I ever gonna see Ganondorf again what are you a Japanese tourist it's [ __ ] alright oh my god that's hilarious it's like a dude on a boat smiling is like a great white shark jaws open flies up behind him oh sweet man wait maybe I can get the triple shot hold on come on come on enraging me right now just wasted half your life on this [ __ ] ever it was worth it was it yes okay absolutely here we go oh yeah the one guy hold on hold on little grape over here I'm just gonna pawn this a grape on the ground hold on little grape over here hold on is it it's a great bowl I don't need to go wow wow it's a grape on the floor Oh hold on I think there's a grape over here I'm gonna go ahead and try to get this grape over here hold on oh I'm on I'm on you you blocking me are you blocking I'm trying to get this grape on the ground over here hold on what are you doing the grape right here I can't I can't quite get my fingers dunk slam dunk it I can't quite get my fingers around boom goes that dynamite here what Aaron you are ruining the [ __ ] professional integrity hold on I just need to make my shot all right this is great [Laughter] all there's the grape it's on your pain gonna make grape is on your pain the nastiest shot of all time get then all time oh my god I'm holy [ __ ] things like the rock and jock 25-point wow I get this grape on your pants the grape right here thank you guys I'm correct on the top of cake oh hold on this is a great bright on your shoes terrible at basketball not that good at invisible grape collecting honestly honestly I'm trying to get the grapes as hot as I can plantation woman I ain't trying to get the points I'm just trying to get that go right what accent I'm just trying to get the grape over here hold on I got a traveling penalty because I was too busy trying to get I'm trying to get these graves I don't know what I'm just gonna keep [ __ ] launched an amazing bomb I'm I'm sorry four miles away I'm hold on three-pointer hold it hold on a sec do you really think you well that's my shot you know what they say about Larry Bird what's he's gonna get shanked after the game cuz he's no cheat that's not what they say he's a cheating that's not a cheating he's a cheating just get to my spot hold on hold on hold on how did you get there how did you get how do I get the ball well now that not that's just not very fair I don't think that's very fair right yeah how did you get that basket in the but how did you get that ball in the man what are you [ __ ] like Foghorn Leghorn how did how did you get the ball in the bat hold on hold on I got to do a dance right now I got to do a day you've lost your mind my ritualistic dance right I cannot believe you made a shout hold on I think there's a grape up in the air here I have no idea what's got a new trip I'm trying to get the grave off of the ground Oh oh my god how do you like them apples I'm sorry how do you like them grass that's a genetically engineered Apple they taste like a great by the way I know what it is ha ha I'm gonna do my grape man there we go oh you know it's 51 to 17 you know what they called a dried-out dr reason they call it alright I'm sorry I'm draining the most unbelievable succession of threes right now like hold on I'm gonna throw that try to throw that grape in the basket my father's gonna be real proud when I come back home and there's like a basket I go right as much as I'm joking around Here I am really trying to get the ball in the basket okay fourth quarter sounds great yeah sounds bright I don't know where this came from let me tell you something about picking ball right when I go wrong you are like a drunk Morgan Freeman right now Michael Jordan sucks Wow did Larry Bird program this game he's like hooch ago I made a game where you went bird versus Jordan by Larry Bird I'm just gonna go to heck over here no I didn't make the ball in I didn't get the ball in 69 okay wait hold on oh I'm sorry I don't mean the block yeah I'm just I'm just having too good of a time home are you wearing the same shorts I am good I just hold on hold on hold on take your shot bro take your shot take your shot we're talking to Kyle here Sean we're talking class take a show look at that ass who's got the grapes who's got the grapes look at this [ __ ] I got another Angelo's on them you lost by like 55 points Danni wins you haven't guess who picked the grapes up off the ground now Mason I was picking a break all right all right Danni wins the best ball game Aaron winds are picking up the grapes off the grab honestly there it's all I wanted from the beginning for you to say that was a [ __ ] nasty dance by the way everybody wins the grapes yeah you what the Braves okay what the Braves where were those grapes with the carrot with the character they on the ground another great did you just pick up those scripts other candy bar got me been a banana I needed a now that Danny man let me level with evil ones that there's living level where one day you want to take those grave right now okay no please don't make a thing out of it dude I was just a passing thing dude [ __ ] you [ __ ] duck [ __ ] that cookie duck right now really yes duck it's a secret ability I look like a god okay now even if I die it's like okay it's just like a stick in a piece of cheese it's it listen I work very hard for that Aaron so the lizard people who run these mountains throw [ __ ] at me as I try to yeah this is like well oh well we're the center of all conspiracy theories they've got some good [ __ ] range - okay yeah I get through three of those really crazy conspiracy theorists that lizard people yeah the [ __ ] reptilians you've never heard that what oh my god yeah that's like that's like as far to the crazy side of conspiracy theories you can get you can't be serious absolutely you've never looked up a reptilian stuff if you look up reptilians you will be amazed I think I'll be in fury far our imaginations can go not our imagination things that cannot we can we cannot understand yeah pretty simple actually yeah didn't you know that reptilians that you didn't know Obama was reptilian no it's true looking serious yeah there's a video clip of him blinking and it's clear he shows to the under skin of his the country oh my god stop with your impenetrable wall of armour stop stop he's like Jesus Christ he's like a the greatest sort he's like mad Mart again from Willow never might know about Watergate before it happened right so it's been [ __ ] these things look Stonehenge it's true okay all right is this how it's going to be all right here we go here we go all right all right I got it okay but are you concentrating goddamn it oh thank you it doesn't it doesn't make you swing that's nice oh god damn it I have to do this yeah hold on the beer but this is hard is already hard okay okay here we go here we go sit sit goddamn you sit sit you little bit understand you haven't taught him yet what do you mean I haven't taught him hold on the B button I'm holding it down move the Wii Remote down that's it are you not watching me do this sit Hey do it to me sit pup sit oh schemes [ __ ] impossible to me all right please [ __ ] shrink I'm at a weird angle sit oh sit you son of a [ __ ] well now you're playing no [ __ ] boy this must be riveting to watch sit sit you do faster than that sit goddamn you more I'm doing why would we need a face cam this is have the trigger hell yes of course I did I know that's the B button and boom you are you are gonna get up high get up high and then the sit Aaron can you please oh my god can you please [ __ ] like tell everyone at home that I'm doing this well done your puppy learned a new trick okay drop the mic [ __ ] controller at me well now you got to start doing some puppy tricks bro all right I'm already the master a [ __ ] pet whisperer let's roll over oh this should be do we move forward oh my god yeah Jesus just go good let's make the McDonald's logo and then release the B button okay wow that was good think you can do better though Shh matter about the cursor just just do it violently oh so close so close I am going to murder someone I'm gonna [ __ ] go dude oh you can do it I'm gonna roll a blunt and like and forget about my problems oh you're really close like a there's no indication that I'm getting closer oh man how does it house that nice have a [ __ ] have not have central air I how do you know that because it's got the windows air conditioner right there absolutely right I'm sorry I didn't mean to doubt you Aaron I'm gonna throw them at this [ __ ] we mosey the goddamn screen and only the second floor has central air - that's perky's you [ __ ] try it you doing fine I swear to god I'm losing my mind over here oh good job good job now you do it no what no [ __ ] you no now you do it what did you do I did it really violently and like broadly okay do here we go [ __ ] you I mean it did take me 20 tries alright there we go that's the one this dogs gonna listen to you here we go rollover X is just needed to do it by name oh my god dude I know I'm really proud you're such a clever puppies swear to God give that [ __ ] a treat just a little alright [ __ ] you treat rope you have no rope okay you have 150 go buy some dog tall right now [ __ ] all right stop yelling at me I'm sorry no you want some toys bro I know get him some [ __ ] jump rope get him a squeaky toy that he can rip out the squeaker hi I know how to shop at the Papa Martin I'll get my coat dude hat cool got it got something for me I gotta get something for my puppy a jacket hey that looks good throw the frisbees of the dog now you got I know I'm I'm super into this now yeah well I blew it all on my [ __ ] sweet hat gotta go to work god damn it is this it stop playing with your puppy all day let's eat groom a little bit oh that's right you didn't buy a brush instead you bought a cool guy hat glasses I'm sorry maybe you haven't [ __ ] notice how cool I am yeah you're pretty cool and all thank you but your dog is gonna lose the novice competition if you don't smarten up okay quickie toy yeah bye all right fine I'll sell my hat can you do this dog is becoming a less happy man I wish a squeaky toy yeah too bad my owner bought that stupid hat you'll play with this hat and you'll love it go to the store and get him a [ __ ] squeaky toy okay I'm going I'm going he's up to your nose that's one less than what you just did [ __ ] you bigger man I'm I'm going big I'm going big and I'm and now I'm going home it looks like you're going straight down though does it oh don't patronize me Wow look who can go up and down never tell you about that nope my [ __ ] joke Yoda chill cute huh yeah no it's like Yoda after he like retires from the force you [ __ ] he wants to become a comedian he's not he's not a policeman he retires from the floor because the comedian so yeah so he's like he's like he only tells Star Wars related jokes so he's like mmm I have a joke for you so if you poor you didn't okay tell it's me joke copy Oda what what kind of car do I Drive straight from Daegu boy Aaron I thought I could do it but I can't it's way harder than it looks isn't it it sure is here's a good one from the planet Tatooine [Music] what watch it what did Luke Skywalker say about somebody bullying his sister what's that you better not lay a finger it's funny watching you go back and forth between like the joy on your face when you do that voice and like the absolute dead I'd like anger that you immediately snap back into and just playing this straight from the Death Star okay what did I hear Kanda back what did a jockey manager say to him before the big race okay this is me playing now what what did they say you're to use the horse I was like that's a suspicious pause of time between saying something then I got a new joke for you what is it where does where does Vader get all of his designers shoes where's that I say yeah at the dearth mall [Music] what the [ __ ] this is impossible no Shana joke likey there's nothing you can do man oh god don't throw the wrenches dammit okay wait check this out check this out many of you die as possible what do you call a bounty hunters favorite dog [Music] what's that his Boba Fett funny joke it's not it's not funny but do you think like the people would like actually call him out on it not being funny or they just like he's super old to do this thing just he's like 800 I think what is a Jedi's favorites can be what's that life see he's just like more and more wildly intense every time God dude I'm starting it I'm starting to lose it with this a little bit starting to lose my my golden touch no please God please just let me get back to the place do this let it happen do it for me don't errand dawn Oh God come on God proved to me you're real by being on my side with this hey Dan what's up Yuta I'm getting ready joke for you what do you call it when Chewbacca's best friend is in a band and he has an opportunity to play the instrument on his own han Solo oh no God please Jesus please let me do this oh Jesus God come on Jewish God oh boy Bar Mitzvah for know if not for this exact moment all got him mmm the anger is getting strong oh boy having a good time oh you didn't even try that time we weren't having a really fun anyone try you can do it man okay okay okay definitely kind of definitely kind of flagging just slightly here we go what I've got a funny joke for you that's cool would you like to hear it what is AJ's favorite Italian dessert is this a gelato I don't know Obi one cannoli please I can't I can't I can't deal with both both of these things at once god damn it oh I'm so I'm like I'm like seething with rage right now gérard gérard I'm gonna I'm there's a sternly worded email coming your way you better believe that [ __ ] oh boy I can't think of any more Star Wars jokes oh who comes to take your car when you don't have any money Mac's repo haha furniture something I'm gonna give this one more shot and then I'm throwing this controller wildly across the room with no regard for anyone else's property would no no not with the wrenches what does eat it skin reader eat after his meal what's that some desert you are [Laughter] no no please no please God please Jesus no oh my god that was a good one alright this is the 15-minute mark so this really is it for this episode I can't take any more not a funny joke I'm totally for serious [Music] [Music] what-what-what-what Yoda wait yeah why don't you tell me why you tell me what what does what does Hutton sotto steals drinks from the bar in I'm back what what does Han Solo sneak drinks from the bar in I don't know his candy okay I will be punching myself in the face and I will be telling more than are you [ __ ] kidding me you can do it too yeah absolutely what I mean there's no way to have speed up my run what how what how no there's a way to do it there's not no it's super easy okay somebody had to have beaten it somebody dude Wow oh god dude you're getting there you're getting close Aaron dude you were gonna do it this is stupid hard okay so yeah [ __ ] yeah alright so easy I bet I could do it in one shot really yeah okay let's try this my my life and also my but him alright to a lesser degree please I'm already getting salty dude come on immediately annoying ha ok [ __ ] alright okay here we go here comes a haha get farther Oh God [ __ ] balls you're good you're doing good dude I want to see well yeah a lot of jellyfish there okay man okay get you just internalize it and let it out I I don't want to internalize it if I internalize it I'll be talking to a therapist about this [ __ ] in seven years dude just trust yourself man trust your instincts my instincts are telling me to throw this controller through the [ __ ] screen dude you're a musician man just trust your instant there we go if there's my combination let me decide yourself and look at the guts [ __ ] balls man if you can make it past the hump I'll let you uh I'll give you a candy bar what I can just go get a candy bar ah I'm a grown-ass man Aaron yeah well if I give it to you it's with love and it tastes way better that way I don't think it does I will dip it in what I will I will dip that KitKat in warm milk Oh God yeah if we were doing that [ __ ] dude you can do it yeah there's only one person that beat it and it's probably the guy who made the stage it probably is you have to thread the needle dude Wow and close dude oh yeah a totally I'm almost 164 through the level - nice holy crap man I am what happened you had it so good the first time I almost have to like memorize how many times you have to hit it so like 1 1 2 what what I gotta hit it 3 there damn I want to die right now dude you are so close I'm not close Aaron close you can't possibly know that like you're unbelievably close every time every time like you want to slap you want to let it out yeah you can't let it out you can't see it because you know it's an audio show huh huh [ __ ] yeah wow you were so close Aaron this controller is getting mashed into your skull it's fine they sell them now so we can get a replacement if we really need one dude you were unbelievably close Ryan I'm gonna Bob serious I'm not joking I'm not even physically capable of body slamming you but it's gonna be like it's gonna be like those stories you hear we're like a mom like sees her son like trapped under a car and she gains like super strength for that one minute that's gonna be me [ __ ] did so Reggie from this level pick you up and throw you out a [ __ ] window you are like twice my size real man yeah this is this is this is hard to watch and I'm experiencing it I think you can do it do you Aaron I do do you truly so easy do you really think I can do this in the allotted remaining time yep yep I'm gonna give you five more tries yep go ahead and then I'm gonna hand this controller to you and I'll do it in one try if you do you I quit game grumps is that simple I can do it dude you cannot I can you cannot I can I would I would stake my life on it you sure yeah so you would kill yourself if I did it the first try yeah absolutely absolutely all right I like yeah all right there's a lot riding on this okay here okay here you go here yarn for my entire life riding on this jump oh man I got scared for a second oh I'm gonna go get you I'm gonna get you may need you to stand yourself I'm gonna get you get you okay whoa whoa we caught me off guard dude look I can't fault me for that yes I can no you can't absolutely no stop no no no you can't hit that what because he's serving to me [ __ ] oh all right okay no stay in the back gaurantee faulted though see I did good oh my god he's Mia Keith Erin but we are fine oh [ __ ] we are legit fun to play tenor yeah no [ __ ] I got a bouquet of flowers just for you Erin what I got it everything's cool get out of there hey no sorry okay yeah you're a [ __ ] disaster oh my god okay are you just gonna not let me have it anymore it's 2v1 right now you're a [ __ ] dumpster fire right what the [ __ ] oh boy this keeps hard yeah it is hard damn it I was almost gonna hit it but then I remembered you yelled at me once yes please it's actually more the ones I'll yell at you every time what the [ __ ] it hit me in the balls dude really screwed the food's that no I should get a point for that why we're taking damage okay taking one for the team exactly do you want Oh what the [ __ ] facing the wrong way no it wasn't okay facing the good way it was not damn it damn it it hit me in the balls again I can't stop won't stop you have to aim it like towards the racket no [Laughter] don't stand in front of the past I don't [ __ ] it is it gonna work ah [ __ ] yeah good good you did it I thought that was an out though okay dude nice hi oh boy I'm sorry I'm pretty sorry two arms I love tennis Darrin what I'm going for a walk oh my god alright yeah there you go got it okay yeah dude dude there shimmying in anger a lot of angry little feetsies this is the one it was a one oh dude dude come on come on I'm really good at this yeah yeah I'm gonna welcome this time yeah yeah you see that you see that we [ __ ] them I'm learning we're having intercourse I'm a neural net processor a learning computer [Laughter] dammit I thought I was good at serving I've been unstoppable AI machine oh my god what if I just slip them a 20 the sad dude I'm sorry oh god we're hanging by a thread here no it's cool this is not cool this is the opposite of cool we're gonna we're gonna get Wimbledon for sure you don't get Wimbledon win the Wimbledon it's [ __ ] weak link huh all right we lost the first set but I feel like we're kind of getting our of the hang of things here no no sighs no stay farther back okay what's gonna happen every time I do so it's not yeah no you don't get it okay I don't waste my bomb arrow on this [ __ ] okay top ten my personal favorite deaths of yours in this game Oh raise my bars always my life okay yeah oh wait my bomb arrows on my own body blowing myself up to death no man it's a great idea yeah that's all the pro players please oh yeah see how many dot times I can die stupid League I don't want to waste by the [ __ ] 360 no-scope oh that catches his attention munching oh really really [ __ ] will do that dude chuga all right so that's death three yeah okay cool yeah I know is that maybe four maybe think that's four I'll get the ten yeah on this episode you are you're really good know that that's my goal is to go down that doublet he was like what is that sexy sound what lets death number five are you doing the [ __ ] lizards shot me with his electric black shoot him first with others gonna shoot me with an electric blast man it slipped my mind that they could do that sheesh what am I supposed to be [ __ ] mr. Zelda encyclopedia you are like you are really an excellent guide through the desert right now just want to take a reference yes sup everybody so as you can see I've died here this many times times five mmm aha I've got a great idea don't mind me this doesn't seem too safe as other places you've stood before and have not been tricked she Aeryn I'm gonna punch you right what is that six yep all right I'm getting it I'm gonna get to ten all right I'm telling you dude you think I got this kind of time on my hands you think I'm not a busy man no what else do you have to do jô later I jailed earlier so that wouldn't distract me did you really yeah dude you're a game you're smart yeah you're good at business I just get that [ __ ] out of my out of my brain so I don't worry about it you'll be the fool throw that bomb as far as you [ __ ] can you'll be with the fool Greg oh what a sizzler [ __ ] please throw bombs trying to do this is you know what I could do you know what I could do it's probably the best use of our time I could throw the bomb that would attract him mm-hmm so he'd come by and then equipped the camera I mean Aaron really and then oh [ __ ] what's a self portrait but look damn it I [ __ ] up so kill him please it's ex ex is a self portrait but oh my god I got I gotta take it sick selfie with them dude I'm gonna interesting you watch so I got him first there uh-huh and I'm gonna just like my dad like there he is and then the newspaper clipping says like minutes before link was killed look I'm getting them Oh - oh you can hit him anywhere it was sweet pit yeah okay cool all right hop back up there he's got a squeaky voice seems like it's big oh okay okay see see it's fine everything's great keep that distance throw that bomb but I could get a better picture with him okay could you imagine if I got a picture of that yeah it'd be amazing oh that's pretty good no I wanted to pose though like yeah look it I can hold him up with one hand alright go slash uh I know you are oh god this shit's way stronger how am i doing wasting my electric blade I'm gonna strangle you I've got like super scimitar oh god damn it I shot it right into you get out of here I hate you so much go away no you go away oh I can beat your ass oh my god oh my god you're so strong I know I'm filled I'm like not nearly as strong as you are and I'm filled with rage oh [ __ ] all right [ __ ] it get it out of here yes I'm out move move [ __ ] yay oh it's in the snow but at least I'm gone no to deal with your [ __ ] you can come back I bet this game is making me hate you you don't mess up the temples table I'm so annoyed right now oh god it's agonizing you could do it man I believe in you shut the [ __ ] up Aaron I believe in you believe in your ability to die at my hands kill you look it's like it's like fireworks I believe in you I will I will allow you to bounce your ball off of my head oh I'm so honored give me your pity [ __ ] Thank You Aaron hit your crotch and then limp now I'm stuck in front of little [ __ ] class hatred pure blinding hatred go got it go get my ball out did you Wow yeah sucks doesn't it oh man I mean ah yeah it sucks stop with your lays open never I will never stop zapping you it is one of my favorite pastimes of all time I'm pouring he's gonna take [ __ ] forever lasers these lasers kick ass ah it's just so annoying so close you could smell the hole if your robot has something extra sleek up wake up smelling now I'm sorry about that okay didn't mean to hit you I'm gonna punch you to the [ __ ] head I know son of a [ __ ] dude all right I'm gonna kill me I am going to kill you you are so gonna die in this game [ __ ] I [ __ ] it off I [ __ ] it up where's your ball [ __ ] you [ __ ] just helped push to yours oh thank you oh wait okay I don't want you here you should not be able to walk while you do that dude I can't get to you because you keep lasering me away god damn it block the [ __ ] out of your bold maneuver names do this every time oh my god you characters overpowered in there [ __ ] I mean this is so unfair we're even am i wet sucker all the way back there huh how'd you like to be more back there oh my god you are an unbelievable I'm so close this is awesome this is the best character this is the opposite of whatever awesome is yes [Laughter] yes there has to be a way to stop that there has to be oh my comeback is imminent oh god it's so unfair it's so unbelievably unfair oh God Oh baby I actually want to kill you back with the laser eyes really I can I actually can I can't like Aaron if you keep doing that I'm gonna like come over and throw my controller your head I'm not even remotely kidding it's just what I just want to win dude you'll pick up an actual injury [ __ ] ball oh there it is oh jeez Oh craddle away no okay which is true oh god why did you do that I thought those you know I don't know I guess I'm an [ __ ] Aaron it's okay to be an [ __ ] you can be whatever you want you can be a pirate you can be a [ __ ] come true if you want to be pirate for as well those are your only choices you should be an [ __ ] pirate well they were all go sorry Thank You Aaron it oh you're welcome you know what being right now what's that I don't know but it's not a pirate sweet I would never want to be a pirate those guys are [ __ ] Aaron would you let me out [ __ ] what are you doing what do you talking Miss the Acorn goddammit saboteur now morph Tilted I don't follow yeah in which case I want my money back thank you don't get that don't get what do you mean because I'm small you [ __ ] [ __ ] I didn't realize you were small alright don't get my supposed to pay attention to all the things that you do just look at my body [Laughter] jaws look at me during all right Oh take it well good job well I left it for you there so good little thing gave it to me you saw I didn't move it's like [ __ ] you were you were there I broke the ice what what do you want me to do that's not what I'm doing stop going batshit crazy all over the place no why because why don't you wait for me and then [ __ ] it let me have the mushroom because it's not worth your time Aaron yeah if you really examine what the [ __ ] are you doing just I don't know oh my god can you just relax I got excited cuz the B block was counting down and I was like I gotta go I gotta go and oh my god I just wanted to find out my hubris I got the spike oh god damn it Aaron what you were talking during the entire time I had like my head on the intercom or the voice-to-text button yeah so it caught your whole weird rant about Batson you're the one who pressed the button I'm talking stop talking just go ahead and say the thing that you don't know why but it thought we said carrots carrots yeah where does the term phoning it in come from I don't know Dan Aaron would you shut up delete I don't know dad okay oh I won't say anything okay hold on silence for the five seconds you got it where does the term foe to get it come from my nose is all stuff that keeps thinking say where does the term photo get it come from I don't know no one says that sorry Dan do you have a cold green woman so easily smacking and Mac and baby but you just broke up the chunk that you have I know I needed to break it up no you didn't you could've gone after you could've swung at it like a concentrate on your own shitty pole here you like the only player that's worse than me on this I was speaking of insanely weird things that are set out of nowhere did I tell you my phone thinks I'm saying the word catchy when I do voice-to-text even when nothing happens what yeah either catch catchy catcher or I catch it just like it thinks empty silence is the word catch hold on that's a ghost dude it's not a ghost straight-up ghost here hold on you're talking about that's one hundred percent of ghosts well check it out yeah I just do your [ __ ] ghost same catchy all every time [ __ ] wait [Music] okay yeah let's see it nope didn't happen that time it's because you dang it no no because now everyone's watching you don't believe in the ghost so now he's like well I'm not gonna catch you anymore well you just [ __ ] said catches her does that doesn't count put a sock in it for a second okay on our audio-based show series okay silent mode off dang it I'm so bummed out it's gonna happen later I'm telling you it's because you taunted the catchy ghost there was no catch ego is there and it's what we're talking about the weird dumb glitch you've never seen ghost hunters where they're like a there's somebody here give us a sign and then the voice the sex is like I'm here and it's like whoa yeah but all those shows are dumb and complete [ __ ] this is real not this time this is the catchy all right mr. kechi I'm gonna keep trying to get this cuz it's so annoying that I can't do it now oh come on dang it sorry okay you want me to just say catchy silently impressive we'll come back to it later it happens five times a day I'm telling you when does it happen in your house oh all over the place in your house your house oh my god sounds like you have a house ghost that says Kenji what purpose could that possibly serve I'm like listen I've got no problem if I have if I she's always trying to do it quickly I have no problem if I have a ghost but like I just I need a little more explanation we'll see now that you that now that you accepted him uh-huh it's gonna happen you think so do it yeah do it after the shot okay now that you acknowledged your kechi ghost okay well after this shot yeah laughter you win the game after am I gonna clean this table before you get one in I think so what is this music suddenly like a hellscape yeah I know is it cause well he was the catchy ghost I [ __ ] adore the catchy ghost yeah I like him too please please no all right I'm gonna try to say some stuff because sometimes it happens in the middle of things hey Aaron you did a pretty good job I'm impressed with your skills do you think you're my friend catchy no that doesn't count of course it's a catchy so annoying is catchy even a word yeah that's a catchy song oh maybe the ghost likes my music that'd be cool I would love that been trying to tell you about your music tastes your entire life I can catch catchy catchy catchy and you're making is really hard for me catchy but is killing me dude but it's sometimes it's catcher or just catch I know I sound like a crazy person right now so annoying alright here we go gonna be on my tombstone probably is already on somebody's tombstone catchy the ghost get you the ghost dude just kind of gonna let it sit there for a minute because you don't believe in them dude don't say the word [Music] it's true what's true you don't believe in him do you want me to do man like you have to say it out loud what like Beetlejuice yeah yes like like and you don't want me to say it so ghosts I believe in you yep be kidding you have to say this is such a waste of time it's not always but you can't say it on the thing you got to turn it off and acknowledge his presence [Music] no I faulted Whiterun well I was distracted by the ghost okay it's not like you needed it gosh dang it just don't do it say it first what do you mean you have to say mmmm ghost I acknowledge you you're real and then he'll show up what possible basis of experience do you have for this congratulations the on the basis that I just made that [ __ ] shot like a like a boss dude yeah I was pretty impressive watch this I'm gonna clean the [ __ ] up now catch you got acknowledge him alright I acknowledge you catchy ghost you are my friend and I respect you and all of your ghostly brethren okay please give me a sign that you are real even though this happens like 80 times a day and I know it's just a glitch in my phone okay now turn it on okay a shot yeah all right hang on see you know he's pleased I can feel his sympathetic vibrations what are you talking about dude it you have to believe alright okay what do you [ __ ] stop cursing you'll scare him away what are you eighty like so I could believe in ghosts alright now he's gonna be nice to you really yes you acknowledged him okay this is this all I had to do all yes mr. ghost just let it happen of course it come on man it's ridiculous absolutely ridiculous it's not ridiculous we mean it's not ridiculous totally ridiculous you're gonna fall you're gonna fall you gotta hurry oh maybe he's just being a little maybe a shy yeah he's just being a he's like you don't mean it but really though the perfect setup it's pretty good I just have to not blow it did he appear the appear no okay so really I'm reading the text that it came out with no pointless really okay is this is this I had to do all along mr. ghost come on man it's ridiculous absolutely ridiculous ridiculous totally ridiculous you're going to fall FINRA double zero yeah got weird at the admin yes okay turbo to be a little maybe chai it's pretty good I just have to not blow it dude do you believe now do you believe in the paranormal I always did you're the one who didn't believe is that do you believe in ghosts no I believe in the catchy ghost though no she's too cute not to believe in I yeah he is a cutie like come on man he's just following around me like don't alright don't say the words okay man you are entranced I have to employ vim I'm so frustrated because it happened so often it's not like it's even like a 1 in 20 times kind of thing it's constant and then I have to go through all my texts and remove that word from it it's very annoying what word stop dangit the ghosts weird dude I put you right next to that ball don't even act like I don't do nothing for you don't at me I'm sundae pooling I'm sundae catchy geez that's a turn out not even the catchy goes would you shut up and try to do the thing quietly yes no shop stop saying the word you row anyway experiment so annoying I need a control I'm quietly voice - tanzy this entire episode watch this what I'm gonna I'm gonna do it online really yeah okay go ahead and turn that on mm-hm so now I'm recording on my phone okay and and I will do the same since I have acknowledged the ghost I think he will grant you grant me a blessing not stupid it's real it's just how science works so frustrated looking very intently at our phones yeah like I say it because gonna appear before it's just so annoying and so dumb oh yes I'm not getting a man there's no [ __ ] there's no chase alone I know I know I didn't get it I didn't get him okay who cares you're the one who cares the mower let's just move on with our lives and not be obsessed with it cuz otherwise I'll make this a dumb rapper that is okay no it didn't work no it didn't work because you're not doing it right you gotta ask for help from beyond you are driving me insane right now I wonder if it's the swish of the jacket that I usually wear cuz I'm not wearing that right now oh you wear that wear that that big black one yeah oh I wonder if that's what it is that would make sense actually cuz that's the only thing that's different right now then my huge in my usage no Aaron that does not count I hear that I hear you saying it's a racing catchy this is a conspiracy it's what are you talking I think now we think we've now we've awakened opposite catchy ghost who's like saying the exact aural opposite of catchy you know how like Bose sound deleting headphones work or they create like the exact opposite waveform and then they play it against what you're hearing the hell are you talking about it's doing the same thing but for catchy I'm literally saying catchy into my phone and it's not getting catchy Wow it's opposite catchy ghost yeah amazing that everything no matter what happens can be explained by ghosts yes right why what else would it be oh come the [ __ ] I can't can't handle this it's a I gotta get catchy shut up it stop your obsession with this is the worst well it well recorded that one because I said it out loud yeah I guess the ghost was off-duty for that one he's like the whisper catchy ghost is he deprived yourself please please let this end please I've been stuck on this one ball for eons and eons I could probably tell you why I wonder Aaron does it have something to do with the paranormal well you know if you're gonna be so flippant about it then I won't tell you okay I won't tell you my theory that's right by the way it's so frustrating it I can't do it I can't ever get it you can get it dude I understand no I'm purposely [ __ ] with him you're a monster you're a monster I look like that I look like I ask ya know man I believe you it's been happening for weeks it's so agonizing that it's not happening right now the worst part is I couldn't wait to tell you about it well it's not like I don't believe you you're lying I think I think you [ __ ] it's true and you make up something so fun I know it's are dumb and weird and specific I know it is very strange God my sailors that I ordered 45 minutes ago is gonna be here in eight minutes because we've been [ __ ] try to get a ghost to say catch you while playing jazz pool what is my life I love it by the power of the catchy ghost they don't play by catchy ghost rules alright I got to do this fast wait what was that did you do what the hell was that what's that those Ghost Hunters shows yeah do that yes nicely done getting closer god I'm so happy yeah are you proud of me catchy yeah just need to catch a break if you don't watch this with kechi by myself catchy give me strength how was it I don't know was it catch you guys this might be our dumbest creation yes I want to see mountains of catchy fan art yeah me too I'm cure oh all right oh my god there's the catch ego is clean age he wasn't there before no Aaron you already gave me the shitty roll sorry oh I'll see you in Hell oh whatever Wow that's random this games Oh like I told the game to roll you all source games [ __ ] this I'm on I'm already $200 in the [ __ ] hole alright oh five that's good I get a railroad no eat me alright yeah hell yeah I'm cool we've both spent $200 that you ever wrote I just have a thumb up my ass well you know you could take it out if you want it no it's there and I liked it now alright oh man look at you you're like out of money at this point I know because of that damned income tax roll that you gave me at the beach well yeah but I also spent $200 so I should scissor kick you god dammit you and your fours you are trying to ruin me with what are you talking about fours not even a bad roll it but it's it's bad for me every time oh well sorry I took $12 I'll use it to buy it [ __ ] Jimmy John's sub I'm gonna clench you between my buttocks and break your spine six okay thank you get me past income tax that's all I [ __ ] care about no income tax I hate you there needs to be an economy in the game for us to [ __ ] even play I need this I want you to have money I need to stamp your face out I don't want you to not have money nothing happens that's income tax alright are you I hope you [ __ ] die I hope you wanna roll I hope you die tonight put a cheat code I was like screw damn it certainly feels that way which one do you want to sell oh god you know what you know what you know what you know what what's that chant okay there's finally money on the more money please go to jail I hate you I mean my god oh okay watch 50 bucks right yeah big deal are you kidding I would stay in jail really the safest thing well I mean you still gotta get properties now I'm just gonna run around my dick out just swinging it in front of mortgage company give me a three let me give you three out of four or else all bird or your whole family Darrin you are so dead to me as a human being why is four always your bad number nightmare fours and treasure chests every time you've rolled a four and they're gonna night maybe I'm gonna see them in my dreams at least I've got a get out of jail free card Oh No god help me I want to trade you know do you want to trade you got it hey dude so no and your turn I'm not but now oh but you could yeah okay how about this why no Aaron in the years that we've been playing Monopoly no deal you've ever proposed has been even remotely advantageous to me I was about to give you an advantageous deal really this was gonna be the first time uh-huh why don't you tell me what it was good I was gonna give you two of my magenta properties for one of your mortgaged greens oh very advantageous for you that is interesting uh-huh but now you're not gonna no no yeah now that you asked me why of course should I do that of course I will give you my two magentas if you give me the mortgage green same deal same deals before you'll own that corner yes give me give me a couple turns I see how the money goes the money is gonna go in your favor [ __ ] exactly well you already know it is well I mean in a sense but like I want I wanted to build up below well me was to go down a little maybe it won't maybe you're gonna land on chance and you're gonna have to pay taxes for all your houses and [ __ ] then all the more reason to hold on to my [ __ ] and not give you properties oh goodness me five famous same deal right so maybe if I'm not taking the deal maybe you should sweeten the pot a little and make the deal better I'll give you 50 bucks plus that deal that's a pot sweetener that's a house for your [ __ ] blues wait you just took 18 dollars from me now I'm mad at you well then I'll give you 65 68 I loved like the moment of like 50 all right 60 80 bucks plus the properties make it 200 200 are you some kind of fool no I'm beautiful sixty-eight 120 no I'm not you're not you're in no position to negotiate what do you mean I'm in no position to negotiate I'm in exactly the position to negotiate I'm negotiating with you right now and you were like maybe you're in a position to beg looks like you're not gonna make any money keep talking trash dude I'm your only lifeline goodness me you could end up landing on something that's gonna take give you a real hit all right all right all right are you coming back to the negotiation table I'm coming back to the negotiation table huh huh cuz I'm here we go cuz I'm what listen uh huh I will give you yes the two magentas if you give me the green yes what do you think okay and turn please plus you owe $2 how dare uh well well know that now things have changed cuz you mocked me but you're a beautiful man Mike you just hit enter I'm not there yet I'm not there I'm gonna I'm gonna kiss you so violently Larry the reason I didn't do it before was because you had too much money and now you have more money I'm only gonna get more money you don't have any kill spaces its $90 why you I want well let me make some kill spaces then give me a chance this is the chance for me to have the least amount of money I owe more than three I've been on this side of the board for like eight turns and roll the dice and don't offer anything I've got a deal change just go oh my god driving me batty over here 250 last last chance last offer I'm gonna let it go by the wayside are you serious yeah I'm gonna pass up owning that corner of the board yeah for the moment yeah yeah because I can't own it if I don't have the money to like buy the properties on it well I mean and then I leave my soft sensitive balls exposed for you to kick me in them about the entire game I know the game is going this agony before I hit enter no huh just please hit and turn you're no fun I need to get I need to get off this part of the board I just dangerous over here but like No thank God all right no no what because I'm doing well and I want to keep it that way I've changed my DS have you I will give you my two Reds if you give me your one green your two Reds that's tempting it is right it's a good deal tempting not quite not quite yet I'm gonna [ __ ] give you a lobotomy well I'm telling you I'm not gonna I'm not doing any deals for like five more turns oh you freak yeah yeah give me five turns that's not that many took me five turns to get off one side of the board in the last go through my god alright please let me end let me end alright Dan yes let's make a deal okay has it been five turns it definitely hasn't been what do you mean just hit and turn please what if I gave you all my properties then you'd like the deal I so maybe you should entertain it sometimes if you give me all your money I'll consider it I want to give you all my money okay cuz then how am I gonna do anything I don't know I want to call I want to see there's got to be some like monopoly master who's like this is a classic blue red situation you need to you need to parse all your income flagellate all your Jordans relate all your gourds and get a cycle or two oh man that's how you get out of this it's easy no problem oh dude I just came up with a nice idea that's right how'd you know yeah I don't know hey damn let's make it interesting uh-huh I've got a property that would be right up your alley what's that Aaron tell me all about it have you heard of two magentas I'm listening what if you gave me your green mm-hmm what do you think heron there's no point in me doing that what do you mean there's no point then you'd have this nice clean section of the that's like the L shape no that'd be great but I don't have the money to like build anything on it yeah but you will when you pass go because there's nothing that's gonna kill you so if I may translate what you're saying yeah I'm on a I'm on an entire world right now with no danger would you like to make a deal that will create danger for you or quicker victory you are you're us you drive a weird bargain I Drive a good bargain first of all move been tuned yeah I guess you would are you you're making me look like it oh I should have put properties there well I am a fool all right Dan Road oh great thank G thanks for the 25 bucks means a lot I'm gonna use it to shove up my ass cuz I can't do anything else with my money dude like 25 25 bill roll that I mean if it's all singles that could that could do some things for you we just like impress people yeah leg I'll make it worth your while and then you flick around like a big ass roll they're like woah oh I meant for shoving up your ass purposes oh yeah that would widen it quite a bit and you could [ __ ] through the whole mm-hmm hey I own it would've been more fun if I owned this entire section but somebody doesn't want to I know look how powerful you'd be hearing that property that property like you earned it a fair trade I want an unfair trade why would I do that when the game is unfair incredibly desperate I'm not desperate look at how much money I have a fair trade to me I'm a rich boy would be very unfair ironically all the money you have you're so rich yeah I love it it could be yours it has your lettuce trade properties oh my god you're so wealthy 50 bucks dude and I'm only gonna keep getting more wealthy unless we do the trade that's total horseshit it's not horseshit because then you'll have more properties to put down land once on the things that you're headed towards right now you'll owe me $600 and a roll of the dice how how's that gonna happen how frequent is that gonna happen let's say you own half the board it'll happen much faster maybe happens if you roll a four six or seven I'm not going to there's a seven thank you [Music] you want to make a trade iron I'm starting to feel like comfortable with trades now well now you're gonna have to make it worth my while I've got a strategy up my sleeve dear is it $25.00 rolled up and placed in your ass hey Dan what's that iron I will give you to magentas uh-huh if you give me your green I don't wanna what I just don't wanna but this is a great deal trade is it cool chill in jail for a while they're gonna go in jail property oh dang pay up [ __ ] I'll put that right in my ass get me out of a home soon you are so funny all right listen don't say anything just roll just roll the dice don't you want to hear it alright let me see where you look different deal if you because if you let have you landed uh-oh oh you didn't dang it all right here's the deal hmm yes here is the mother-effing deal yes same deal what yeah I'll give you the blue as well I don't need more properties fine kiss on the cheek I know in the comments they're gonna be like Dan's a [ __ ] [ __ ] but it's like what are we supposed to do man yeah just the roles went my way this time oh god property you're putting me in a position of looking like a tool all right Dan no stop just go just go okay roll and roll it two or four or five for daddy especially a four happening No dang it that first one died was really good I don't need stupid mortgage [ __ ] okay hey hey hold on different deal this time okay I will give you both magentas for the red that I just landed on sweeten the pot what do you think okay you know what you're absolutely right five boys are after the after I pass go again are you visiting Al Capone and jail to get more secrets about how to [ __ ] win the board all right Dan no at least give me méditerranée to Baltic you know what well no there you go Thank You Erin you're welcome doing good man now give me Baltic just straight up give it to me I don't really want that I'm less proud well Jesus okay yes deal yes oh my god all right all right well I can't do [ __ ] with it yet but that dude you got a hotel on that puppy that's $2,000 just burden to me dude I have to have to pay the mortgage oh my god I told you I wanted the [ __ ] Baltic I just want to fault it I can't believe it's gotten to this point where where I just gave you boardwalk for what don't give it to me you gave me debt is what you gave you're mad at me I am but I'm too spent why I'm mad at you Donna che I'm mad at you because it's not fair trade if you give me Baltic that's giving me value you gave me dead have 84 dollars a defini for dogs at the put then to buy this property off its $200 all right one more go around and then I'll give you Baltic debt I mean I guess in some sense you're correct in some sense yeah in Ulsan I gave you a chance to win when you had no chance to work I didn't have no chance really well you said I have no chance that's just why don't I just give up in comparison to Baltic all right looked in yeah let's make a deal here I feel like you're driving me nuts it's not gonna make you leave bro thanks pretty bro in me to just give you $18 all right yeah I'm not gonna make a deal don't worry about it okay but hear me out mm-hmm a green property what if I end up winning because you gave me this blue yes how [ __ ] awesome would that be amazing like right like yeah you would be like that was worth it'll be awesome so do you want me to extrapolate that to other colors I'm just saying yeah oh yeah if you gave me a green and I lost because of that you'd be like how awesome is this dude absolutely Wow yeah weird sense of logic Lord I need money Lord is sweet Lord a I need the money honey uh-huh pay me baby I'll do that trade no Aaron I'm in a much better position than you are all right fine you like you got to give me a little more baby well why don't put you in a much even better position that's what trading is it's in order to put yourself in a better position to yeah but yeah yeah but yeah yeah but I'm throwing out $10 okay fine no in for a penny in for another penny we're the lamest auction errs no please God Oh mine coasters mine coaster you know what I'm sayin cut to do you ten turns from now like already [ __ ] money please don't choke me out of this we are we are working together no we're not something else you sack of [ __ ] we're suddenly working together how dare you insult my intelligence and the intelligence of the lovelies I'm desperate I just want my thing I'll see you in hell we're going into real estate we're a team right that was one of most insulting things you've ever said here's a great opportunity for you to repay the other 50% of that bro time oh this isn't the time yeah oh that's weird all right empty what's in the line here tear it drop out Felipe oh you son of a [ __ ] what are you talking about I wanted to give me your railroad yeah true you are anti broening me right I know right now look this isn't a part of the bro codes yeah that's amazing this is not ice till have the 50% bro to give you oh man and I could have said that that was a hundred percent of my bro on that situation and I think it probably would have flown I can't I can't pay a hundred dollars to you every time I land on a railroad you piece of [ __ ] you're a dirty [ __ ] oh my god Aaron you you're I'm revoking your your bro privileges which included seeing my my junk and dick my actual stomach is turning you are a real piece of work you are the stuff that bros used to be made of bro that is an expensive railroad look man I'm going through the same thing I'm just doing it in silence you are so not bro II right now I'm rolling man I'm sorry oh you do sassafras you're a sassafras right now this is what's happening right now it is now twice the price I'm counting this against your bro what do you mean I already brought you and I saw the bro in the wing in the bank me dropping out now would be a real bro move but it's not happening but it's not you you violated the sanctity this is my only stake in the game aside from the blues yeah so for the thing I brewed to you how dare you sir dude there's other bro portunities happening there's gonna there's so much more bro pretty yeah it's one better than 311 one hundred better than three they're down down come on bro oh my god fine oh jeez gee-whiz you know the only reason that I went that high is because you paid 400 for yours yes I did yes I did otherwise I would have been like this is way too much you are yeah but I'm a real piece of work fudged right now ain't got [ __ ] alright you'll make it all back as soon as people land on your railroad hope so no that hurts me inside you broke my heart iron dude I still got that in the wings dude when there's a situation where you better help a bro out on those magentas with the brown so I'm saying man 50 bucks everything yeah I'm so remorseful yeah but you would have had to pay $400 for that $200 but someone decided to drive the price up just a pinch I mean just a pitch I have two of them it's such a bigger thing for it so what you're saying is of course I couldn't help you look how good it was for me yes yeah this situation you were in with the blues was not super beneficial to you was only to choke me out in the Grail Road situation I also had a really big stake in the game so in a similar situation with the [ __ ] electric company I was like you know what I'm gonna bro this but it wasn't even I even valued that situation of like okay well this isn't an equivalent bro äj-- I have so I'm a half bro I have to pay you 200 and then later why 200 because it paid double when you roll did you get like a thing card or something I don't know that really [ __ ] sucks oh why do you I don't understand Oh does it yeah you got one of the cards it's like go to River rapid ride and then pay double oh well I'm just gonna stop bitching yeah you [ __ ] better I'm furious at you right now no what do you mean that uh I had to pay for hundreds of dollars of photo railroading oh my god the double standards are agonizing it's not a double standard I don't know what you're talking about dude we just played like two or three games are you [ __ ] it wouldn't trade me [ __ ] yeah but there wasn't like the food oh my god you're gonna win you're gonna win why does this keep happening I don't know that's really strange yeah I mean I'm not I wouldn't trade you [ __ ] because we were just playing Monopoly against each other now there's that been this false [ __ ] bro code established where I helped you and then you [ __ ] me dude there's still a bro code in the wings bro I'm just watching I'm watching I'm watching the [ __ ] it's happened right before my eyes that was that was a single situation and there's no way I could have known two people were gonna land on a thing and get double I'm watching it right now with my eyes okay this friendship is over food and drink second toss up the fries and double axe mix good job Sealy Aaron stop 600 I know it I don't know it do not you ever be really helpful what if you didn't try to sound it out well I have it match snaps asuras Soren Soren what is Sally Trail Mix what is that I know it it is school Oh alright I'm imposing a 20 second rule D is don't take 40 seconds to do this okay okay sorry speed and Sally who is speed speeds not a real thing this isn't right right or is it right can you just hit pass please speed and Sally trail Sally trail mix is no one does I don't think it's a thing sweet and salty my god why does my brain do this to me I don't know I'm just like speed and Sally duh it's gotta be what else could it be hey what does green pepper know green green pepper I don't know shush maybe it's a pepper with one pea and it ends in any cat cat piss did you please keep it into your own head what am I supposed to do oh come on just do it in your own mind because even if you solve it that makes it not fun for me okay fine thank you no one does that there's how many episodes of Wheel of Fortune if you watched on TV where the prisons like some some by table Mable table gable Mabel what kiss do you know it no I don't know it do you know it no well I do know the first word Gator Gator Gator trust shut up that does not help yes I know the first word yeah I'm trying to guess the first word I don't know the first word okay you're such a smart boy I'm over here trying to guess outer press okay Chris details Chris to know that oh boy don't eat healthy food yeah where's the cheeseburger and fries where's that one I could not tell you I got that in the bank it's outer crest right it's not what what is it scooter Chris the food I don't know what that is I'm googling cress right now don't why because it's already on the ball that's absolutely cheating I don't know what crisis it's a plant of the cabbage family typically having small white flowers and pungent leaves some types are edible well now I know that okay great and was it my turn yes ah geez this is too much pressure oh my god what does the audience gonna think hold on Pat I just need to check Google that's cool then you deserve that check and Google how dare you I assume it's gonna give you the full name I didn't I just saw kress Wow all right butter Chris oh my god all right it's watercress jeez Oh oh my god please Aron winter Chris why can't it be cool droll Oh God oh I know what it is shut up you are you are really testing my patience homie except the money goes like way up in the later rounds yeah but you know like half the game it was me like shouting out the answers oh my god before and after what do you mean oh I'm spinning this is like a 50th game of Wheel of Fortune how do you not know the rules and etiquette [Laughter] this is karma why don't you just let me have fun dan let me play wheel of fortune you know what if you get it then you get it oh my god okay all right I'll stop I'll stop I'll stop criticizing any of your ways okay well the word is not journeys okay one more brownies hey stop saying things out loud well it's not it's journeys has a no yeah but you don't know you could no I know that journeys doesn't have a now [Music] endless suffering that's what it feels like birthday oh you why did you take my thing exactly it's like everything you've ever done is coming home to roost this one episode it's more like happy birthday you know I'm saying I don't know what that means it means you have a large wiener and we're all proud and happy in it

Channel: Marcus Yamamoto

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Id: Lm4dAeBXgc4

Length: 105min 22sec (6322 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 19 2020