Bert Kreisscher - Comfortably Dumb - Let's Talk About Black People

do we have any Asians in here I just found this out now look I'm being honest right now okay and I know I'm white sometimes when white people are honest it sounds like racism but Wow the this I just found us out now this is just for the white people the Mexicans and the one black guy okay so Asians don't answer this this is true and tell me if you knew this be serious be honest did you know that Japanese people cannot understand Chinese people at all did you know that you knew that I didn't know that hi Cyr I swear to you I swear on my children I thought was a little bit like Italian of Spanish you know like Bumble owners but the mone or like accents like South Carolina and Georgia you know like how y'all been and then squeal like a big boy [Applause] I swear T I'm at an amount of Airport right and there's this Korean dude and this Korean guy is losing his mind in Korean now I don't want to do a stereotypical Asian accent but I have to to impress to you how serious this moment is okay and I don't know Korean but this way this guy's at the front of security line he's going like this loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo poor now let me tell you something if you ever see a man of color screaming in his native tongue you run because that means that something's going on so real he doesn't have time to translate right like I know a little Spanish but if I fall into a tank of sharks in Mexico I'm not gonna be all done de esta I'm screaming my native help I don't want to die so that's what this Korean guy is doing right he's going like everybody quick run Godzilla I have the bird flu I don't I don't know what he's saying I don't know what he's saying so I'm like um I'm out of here I turn to run Wham I bump into another Asian dude which may not seem weird to you guys but I was in Iowa okay it's like seeing two midgets in one day that don't know each other doesn't happen I'm being serious so I look at this guy and I go what's he saying I'm very politely like I'm sure you've been in the situation he goes oh gee I don't know because I'm not Korean but I didn't know there were different languages so I just kept staring at him like I didn't ask what you are what's he saying he's like I don't know I'm Japanese I'm like calm down buddy it's not like you're wearing a Rising Sun bandana covered in Hello Kitty then I'd know what he's saying kind of your word for bird or Godzilla did you hear the root of that in there at all who's an awkward situation to say the least but now we know right so that mistake will never happen to you guys and naturally you beat racism I think I don't know

Channel: Comedy Station

Views: 2,772,156

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Id: q3mfs5buFqE

Length: 4min 17sec (257 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 29 2012