Bert Kreischer - Comfortably Dumb - Blind Faith

how hard do you think it is for a blind guy to clear a room before he masturbates that's gonna be like so hard you know he's like hey guys does anybody here and I was buddies like hoes I'm gonna get pizza for everyone that wants it my treat I'm gonna buy beer and everything anybody nobody all right and all those buddies are like here's the weird thing about that right I told that joke I told that joke once and my wife goes she would watch the show my wife goes whoa hold on you would really want to watch someone masturbate like I never thought about that like weird like a guy going I get around blind people is anyone like I had a rock let me tell you something I was with this blind guy at a Dodgers game I didn't know the guy he's sitting next to me and at first I'm like oh how great for him he's out he's living his life he's you know look he's not letting his disability hold him back enjoying the smells and then I heard the crack of the bat and I thought how terrifying and then I thought how selfish this guy's trusting me with his life now I can't enjoy the frickin game does every kind of foul ball my down it's I'm at the zoo with my two daughters right and like I said they can't act like lunatics so this blind lady comes walking through the zoo with her like cane and first I'm like where did she think she's at like seared like what does she enjoy the smell of animal poo and the cries of desperation like how kill me now my daughter sees the cane and goes oh great let's take her legs out I don't know what she was thinking but my daughter just up ends this lady I mean just goes running at her and she didn't see her obviously but just yeah and you dink being blind she'd fall much better than she did seriously you'd think she'd fallen a few times like you know oh I got this I'm blind I do this all the time but no eighteen goes one way big sue another way glasses are flying and she hits the ground and it is like silent everyone's like oh my daughter's laughing and the blind lady's just sitting there like right well luckily I had seen the movie race when people went into help I was like no no she can get up herself true story you would really want to watch someone masturbate a plague I never thought about that

Channel: Comedy Station

Views: 1,434,011

Keywords: Stand, up, Stand-up, Standup, Comedy, Station, Comedy Station, Comedystation, Comedian, Cabaret, Theatre, funny, funnier, fun, jokes, joke, joker, laugh, laughing, laughter, smile, smiling, youtube., Bert Kreischer, Comfortably Dumb, Blind Faith, blind

Id: MLan7FpjeEY

Length: 3min 19sec (199 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 29 2016