The Main Character of Dream SMP

a quick recap of the plot a government got in the way of phil and i so we blew it up now we're chilling in the north with this guy called rambu but as time goes by i'm starting to realize that there's something different about our new neighbor oh by the way rambo there's been something i've been meaning to ask you yeah what's up so you're like part enderman right and aren't enderman like terribly terribly allergic to water oh yeah i know that's my uh that's i have armor on so we're good oh i was hoping you were about to like stare at me for three seconds and then start screaming and get out of the water like like it doesn't hurt you until you realize oh i get to land oh i get to land quick interruption as you can see from this number we are right on the cusp of seven million subscribers i mean we're just inches away so if you could just subscribe and give us that last push we need i'm thinking we could we could get seven million uh tomorrow oh wait do you want to see something speaking of enderman do you want to see something that i figured out that i can do okay okay oh you're gonna be freaked out by this technique it's not natural what the heck wait sorry there was there was two so it looked weird but there phil yeah i can pick him up are we side characters phil what is this super power i want super powers what is this yeah so technically i can just pick up any block with my hands wait any block like stone anybody i can just what about blocks you can't thinking about normally pick up i don't think that spawners would work but have you tried it i think but have you tried it have you tried it oh we're gonna try to respond you want to get experimented on rambu you wanna you wanna guess this happens like 50 yeah yeah do you know where a spawner is yes we've gotta head back to a place i have bad memories of all right so we're just gonna head this way there's a lot of dude squid spawned so much on this squid squid spawn way too much squids and endermen actually i've noticed there's a lot of there's been a lot of enderman aren't there normally enderman well like a a drastic amount like i i turned the corner one day and it was just like a family reunion there was like eight of them you think that might like have some deeper meaning or do you think it's just you think it's just mobs i have no idea but all right i'm not gonna go too far into that oh god i'm a side character oh no i pick up dirt and i move it i don't think that's a main character yeah that's how it starts that's how it starts all right what main character was strong when he first started out no no no no no 20 episodes later you're going to be throwing planets and i'm still going to be sitting here with my orphan obliterator like i remember when i was relevant to the plot if it makes you feel any better i'm like 98 sure i can't teleport oh god he might learn how to teleport wait wait wait quick main character question do you know who your parents are if i do i can't remember oh god he's a main character no oh that's just my memory that's just oh no he's got a pass that he's gonna remember with flashbacks throughout the season as he gets more powerful no i'm not going to be a side character i'm at least going to be the cool sensei there wait no but the sensei always dies no oh no that's how he gets his motivation for the for the hero's journey oh no i'm going to die and he's going to get a sick power up and yell loudly and and kill oh no what mentors didn't die oh they all died from teenage mutant ninja but what about obi-wan oh no he died he died so bad oh no what about uncle ben oh oh no kakashi didn't die did he no he didn't need no he's grieving you'd be gravely injured oh gratefully injured no superman's parents oh that's just oh no they blew up oh no superman's parents are so dead that he got new parents and then they died that's why he's the strongest hero he's like a double orgasm more character development orphan squared wait what the heck is that we think of can we think of any mentor oh no no wait do you see that do you see that over there rambo oh it's my grave oh no oh let me get a screenshot of this no not looking at your grave no no no no no don't don't take us no no not the foreshadowing no no it has terrible proportions if i'm honest too oh i don't insult my grave like that man come on it's too tall oh he's gonna silk touch my grave up no that's disrespectful let's see the spawner this is this is not it at all this is just not it at all okay i i haven't been here for a while rambu all right this is where we uh we plotted the first revolution on the server to overthrow is this like four ravines in one it's a lot of things a lot of memories i'd rather not relive there's nothing here i'm lost all right i know there's a tunnel attached somewhere here here it is this is a skeleton spawner all right tear it apart with your bare hands let's see if puzzle oh my god it's happening oh my god oh my god the skeleton spawner is being i'm i'm fairly certain i don't think it's going to work but on the one percent but if it does that would be really really overpowered this is part of your train and rambu use the force use the force by that reaction i'm assuming you actually got it oh my god rambo rambo we're best friends wait what happens when i place it okay it's a pig spawner that's still pretty cool break it again break it again still pretty cool quick before dream xd logs in okay i'm gonna take this but okay we gotta find it we gotta find a spotter for you just to be fair you know just to be yeah yeah of course of course i mean it's not really fair because all of the powers belong to you but listen we can't all be main characters all right that's fine i'll find the spawners for you and you'll break them and we can split at 50 50. all right it's it's an equitable equitable business i'm in shock that that worked oh my god i was like 98 certain that it wouldn't oh god i am the sensei aren't i i'm gonna die so fast once i teach you how to use your powers it's it's over for me i'm gonna die immediately someone just said cake could i pick up cake that's actually something i wanted to test i don't think it's actually useful at all but wait actually you might be able to get like glitch items if you can pick up cake wait yeah if i could pick up like a cake that is already quick we gotta bake a cake cake bacon streams cake bake what do we need to make cake we need like wheat eggs oh oh rambo rambo i know where an egg is oh we're gonna make cake out of the egg let's go let's go bad boy halo logan right now we're gonna make cake out of the egg let's go rambo there's there's some guy there's some guy just walking on by yep there we go good good good good i'm so used to being a wanted criminal and then i just got rid of the country that had a bounty on me and all my problems were solved oh also like farmland oh farmland i've tried farmland blocks actually does it not work it's really weird yeah i it just turns into dirt okay it doesn't it doesn't just turn into dirt i'm starting to think that it was no it's just a regular farmland but i can just place it down and there we go you know what maybe i'm a main character too let me try this let me try this let's let's just find some cows yeah let's just move on let's just find some cows bacon stream let's go let's go the adventure the whole time the pinnacle of minecraft content let's go okay so i'm just going to break it and when it's normal right yeah okay oh my god get the cake back oh my god okay i'm feeling a little bit hungry could you just this is this is gonna be busted if you can get like half a cake that's gonna look so weird wait wait is that a full cake it's a it's a full cake wait you can just infinitely eat oh my god you've unlocked the soup bro you have never we've literally created infinite food you've just killed world hunger world hunger ever again let them eat cake you can take this steak and i don't care about this that makes no sense what the heck phil i don't think we're gonna last a full season i think he's we're gonna die like three episodes and he's gonna punch the ground and the planet's gonna go into his inventory wait someone just said with a oh look out all right i'm still i'm still plot relevant right now i think we should just start looking for uh spawners honestly do you want to go to the nether yeah let's go to the netherlands there's a couple blaze spawners there's so many places i'm trying to aggro all of them oh we're good i got it yeah i think the cake is like apart from this this one the cake is like steak is the most yeah ridiculously useful thing the most useful thing even though we pretty much already have infinite food anyways but you can keep that one dibs on the next one all right we're gonna break this server so bad i'm gonna get banned my powers are gonna get removed oh no all right let's go look for more spotters let's go wait wait wait i have a woodland explorer map and sometimes spider spawners can spawn inside of woodland mansions so we could we could also get totems we could also get more totems what if we go through the nether not on the roof went through it regularly looking for fortresses on the way and then we get to the mansion and we get uh we get totems that could work yeah we're going to be so obscenely rich after these adventures honestly every adventure like i got like three totems now we have spawners we're getting items we didn't even know were possible man yo fortress that is a lot of mobs oh wow um i'll clear them out for you main character don't worry about me let me start breaking break it punch it go go go go go i found another one i'm so smart oh my god human gps there's another fortress uh right over here yo just another one let's get some more spawners we're farming spawners today boys just gonna rich i only have one pearl so i gotta make a count i can just give you more here we go uh yeah okay oh oh that was cool thank you my chat's now filled with sensei clutch next stream we're just going to get like an elytra and shulker boxes somehow and dream isn't yeah furious how did you do that oh i can't wait to get canonically killed eight times by dream xd let's go go go go go and that's going to land perfectly on there and not go comically over oh wait i got this just and clutched it oh my god the unbelievable reflexes to pull that off oh my goodness oh my goodness what second lesson of a second ever been this good at minecraft before i don't think they have i don't think so all right we're on the map we just got to go east oh we're actually on the map oh it's going to be comfortable oh i see it down no it's not burnt down it's good i don't care where the front door is i'm breaking in yo evoker god i'm so rich i had to drop gold blocks to pick it up what the heck is oh there's another another one i think there's another one over there yeah there's another one yeah get it getting actually so many totems dude i'm telling you man this is the this is the totem speed run i found another revoker it dies i guess oh i found come on i found so many evokers there's a chip searching i'm searching i don't hear much uh start burning it down yeah well we've already killed five evokers that might be all of them you've already killed five i've killed four you've killed one oh okay go go go go oh you burn everything this is a speed run all right one final sweep of the bottom floor oh oh oh these don't explode there might be stuff in that chest oh i'm gonna steal all of it no no i swear i if there was an enchanted apple in there second main character [Music] you

Channel: Technoblade

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Keywords: Minecraft, Technoblade, Technothepig, Hypixel

Id: QKpWvPEZ5bo

Length: 12min 28sec (748 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 28 2021