grown man stabs children in bedwars while talking about soap

welcome guys to another episode of Edwards I've recently realized something that may get me killed because I you see the thing is when I first got to college I had to get snacks for myself obviously so I did was I bought these two things of lasagna don't ask questions I just got some ones I saw lasagna okay and I was like you know what I'm gonna need lasagna in college that's what that's what college students need to survive lasagna so I bought some lasagna the problem is I then proceeded to eat fula Sonia later and now I don't have any was on yeah and then I had this problem where I didn't have any snacks and that's when it hit me the thing that may get me killed what if I disordered snacks on Amazon I mean it's 2018 you don't have to go outside to obtain snacks you can just order them online and people will bring the snacks to you and once that once I realized that I also realized dear God no one man should have this much power this this can only go poorly okay this there's no outcome of this that ends well for me okay this can only end tragically I just I'm living in fear of the consequences because I already have like this giant this just this huge box of chocolate in my room now I don't even want to eat it but I have it it's there I feel powerful you know this can only go poorly anyways another thing about college is that they really my college really wants me to read my email okay and I guess that makes sense you know email they need a way to contact me because what if one of my professors decides you know what I'm bored no class and I don't mean like for one session I mean like just class cancelled no semester hours for you how to hear they got a they have to get up got it terrified they need a way to contact me if that happens you know anyway tell me oh by the way the professor got bored and left so it makes sense they want me to read my email but I'm just not I'm not an email person okay and it's not my fault okay I I get that the email was like this revolutionary new way to transmit technology because we live in the information age and I am you back in the day you'll wanted to send some information you had to like pay a guy who actually knew how to read and then he'd like spend like a couple months writing stuff down that's how you would like write down information but today it's it's too easy to write down information so all the information people write down is just garbage okay it's terrible and that's why I don't want to read my email because I know there's not gonna be anything worth my time in there but now that I'm in college I gotta read my email because you never know there's gonna be an email saying oh by the way you got to do this or you're just expelled you're just denied I want to live I want to live I want to live but the problem is that they ain't making it easy man okay I get I get that I got to read my email with my college it's not making the transition easier for me because the first thing before I even got to college like you know what we're giving you a college email like but but I already have an email too bad we're giving you a college email and I'm like is it any that does it does it do anything different than a regular email no no it doesn't do anything different like does it doesn't do anything better no it's a college email it does everything worse and oh my go okay there we go I had the in-depth strats that are you see I jumped to the left where the void wasn't and that allowed me to win be sure to take notes on that by the way it's a pretty advanced stuffier and so now I have this college email and I mean I want all I don't want to check it but I try to force myself to check it but the problem is every time I check that college email it's not important stuff it's an email saying hey hey are you interested in joining the women's lacrosse team and I'm like you what you asks do you tell me man am i interested in joining the women's lacrosse team I don't think I am I really I don't think I am I don't think I one of these days I'm just gonna say you know what I am interested in joining the women's lacrosse team and I'm gonna show up and they're gonna be like why are you here like oh I got an invitation you guys sent me an email and he's gone there's another weird thing about college so I didn't really ever think was like possible I didn't I didn't know this was like a thing that could happen right I think everyone here at college is like chill that's the best way I can describe it everyone here is chill I didn't I didn't know that was like a thing that could happen I mean my high school wasn't like evil or anything you know you go to high school and you get all these you see all these documentaries about bullying or whatever so you know I looked around like oh well you see there aren't any roving gangs of teenagers throwing rocks at orphans so we must be doing pretty good you know this must be as good as it gets but then I go to college and it's like wow it's so chill I mean I don't have any friends but I can still tell you it's chill here okay I don't have friends good I'll go outside hey excuse me sir you're gonna have to die that's just not that's just not gonna happen by I don't know what the best example of the describe how chill this place is but like okay so we have like these community showers which I mean I hate them but whatever you know they're there and it's not that bad we have like a set for each floor I mean there's only so many people on a floor so they're usually pretty empty and so on one time taking my shower you know proper hygiene that's something you should take away from this channel an important lesson just have have good hygiene so anyways I forget my soap there I just leave it there and I realize no my soap wow I don't care about myself man I can buy more soap but the thing is I had this hope in a soap box I don't I don't think that's what soap box means it's a box for soap okay it's precious to me I don't know how to get another one but it's a box that's soap shaped but larger than soap now you put soap in and it holds the soap I can't just hold the soap without it it's too slippery I can't just carry soap around with me so I had the soap box that I lost the soap box and I thought it was gone forever you know cuz that's that's just how things work when when you forget something somewhere in public it's gone forever that is what I accepted is the status quo but then one day I mean the next day not one day like twelve years later they go to the bathroom and there's just some somewhere person who left it there bro why is why did it not why is it not open why am i winning this fight some guy just left the soap there the soap box was returned to me it was fantastic I I see people stretch it like further because I know it's like no one's gonna bother stealing my soap box no one cares it's precious to me but you want what are you gonna sell it for a hundred dollars on eBay it's a plastic container for soap not the rarest jewel but like I see people like reserve their tables at the cafeteria by just okay that red is gone they're gonna beat me up I want to live I see people like reserve their seats at the cafeteria why did I win that why is my bed gun I see people reserve their seats at the cafeteria by just like leaving their phone and keys they're like they just leave it on the table and walk off and I'm like bruh that that's brave I don't think I'm gonna go that far you know I'm not I'm not like testing the limits of how chill this place is but you know I'm just didn't you're like wow people can do that that's crazy they're just putting that much faith and how chill everyone is I can't what happened he just walk off the mat he just walked off the mat by himself welcome to bed worse I feel like I probably could have told that story more coherently but whatever man whatever the main takeaway from that story was that I really like so Fox's this video is actually sponsored by soap boxes no it's not it's not sponsored by soap boxes you got to make it clear that it's a joke cuz otherwise you're gonna have that guy in the comment section like dear God technically he sold out to the industrial soap box complex he's betrayed every idea he's ever said disgusting unsubscribed in fact one second I'm getting beaten up here all part of the master plan just trust me on that one it's too advanced to explain but that was part of the plan and now we fight fox girl two for three who was an iron sword because they invested all of their gold into iron swords where are you let's go let's go let's go come on come on let's do this and she's gone and all their iron swords with her and goodbye gold no no no no pink no no no no we're just gonna go like this and we're just gonna go over him because that's the thing I can do he's gonna go buy decent he's not even buying he doesn't even need blocks he's a strong independent man you don't need no blocks he has blocks he just you just never felt like using them my high whatever I got the bet it's part of the plan man the master plan don't worry about it well there's one of them he's got emeralds oh he just wants to fail you okay I'm up for it and goodbye and I have eight emeralds you put all your eggs in one basket and then I threw that basket into the void that's what happened there and now I'm throwing the second basket into the void I hate baskets give me the soapbox hello hello you really do need to fight me at some point oh hey that was fun I regret throwing the emeralds over the edge but whatever man I was making a statement I don't need no emeralds and we're gonna go to blue base and we're gonna buy stuff and we're gonna ruin green teams day uh-huh I was also part of the plan don't ask questions [Music] see calculated now I seat by falling off the map i manipulated aqua team into killing green team for us I'm just a mastermind you wouldn't understand that IQ it's it's too high oh no they have matching names all is lost by L so that was a climactic final battle right there it's the fireball man it's the fireball you just don't have to deal with people you can just fireball their dreams away some dude on my floor is playing on the base and I don't really care I just think it'd be hilarious if my mic picked up the music and I got a copyright strike somehow I mean I'd be devastated but it would be hilarious that was not sure about risk guys hope you guys enjoyed me talking for 10 minutes about the two most exciting things in the world reading emails and soap containers riveting stuff here anyways if you guys want to see more content click on this video yeah click on that video to my top left I forgot to figure out what video I was gonna advertise in this outro so I'm I'm just kind of it's probably minecraft related yeah click on it whoa bye

Channel: Technoblade

Views: 5,972,712

Keywords: Minecraft, Technoblade, Technothepig, Hypixel

Id: ey7tuh-pcBY

Length: 11min 10sec (670 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 11 2018