Skeppy vs Technoblade (The Final Reckoning)

there ain't enough room for the two of us in this server boy you and I both know there's only one way to settle this a fight to the death [Music] what is this game this is a stupidest game I've ever it's like the best game and then you right-click on the presents and you get points and that's the game yes oh my god you have to steal as many presents from orphans as possible [Music] someone who really understood the spirit of Christmas dude how do you seven so you memorize the spots I can neither confirm nor deny this information aren't you enjoying this nope did you try getting good you should be sad that you've collected 41 presents from orphans to these orphans are getting destroyed this is the second worst thing that has happened to these orphans in their lives pretty sure I just got democratize just been terminated man vice just wrote an article about me everyone else is mad take that orphans hearty games one I warn you this is my main game is it this is the game I am best at alright you don't stand it when you say oh I've studied for a long time I need a break let me go play some party games yeah man party games one is my major English is the minor oh god this one I'm gonna be honest you can have this round you have to go under the Oh underneath things alright I got this you've just gotta dodge the snowballs manually if you're good enough oh okay I see I see you don't need to um didn't worry it's hard to describe just how action-packed this game is and now you can punch people it's that round it's intense dude oh I'm so neither of them noticed you could punch people they just forgot all right here we go volcana can I still break this game let's see if I still can exploit abuse with techno nope they fixed it oh my god and victory all right welcome to punch the bats do what do you think I got it boy this game is sponsored by PETA I'm so good at hitting small animals yes this is what I was meant to do alright 9 star welcome to my domain my arrows don't shoot sometimes it's all about being the best what I'm so good at this Oh welcome to my game I'm not saying I'm winning this game but I'm winning this game Pig fishing mine yonk going dude this hey joy in the 506 oh my people I've got my first one I've got eight I fell into the thing and my people if you wish to defeat me train for another 100 years no we're not playing again god help me or nothing best of three oh just a normal one d1 Grinch similar prove my top oh no party games normal one I can prove Santa says until turbo kart racers no I'm leaving goodbye world bow spleef yeah alright loser has to give the winner $20 PayPal I'm about to get $20 I got this oh my god what was that probably the wind we give you polar bears oh my god can you calm down that was also the wind no pressure I don't know about this anymore give me the bunny oh my god no pressure no pressure telling you man it's the wind oh my god if it does that one more time I've come to the conclusion that I love and I hate you and I cannot change you so I must replace you if you wish to defeat me train for another 200 years okay okay BRB all right guys I'm taking a short YouTube break 200 years to Train all I have oh god my home where I lose every game oh God who even plays skywars let's play a relevant game like Grinch simulator why do next to me why not it's because we're best friends if you want me to gay men do that quickly I'll do it dude I will do it goodbye techno blade and not even close we might be here all night it's to keep you around long enough to put mid-roll ads these chests are trash ow I'm gonna play the run again maybe that tactic might work hmm oh my god please please please stop I'm pretty fine with the way things are going actually I don't should continue I don't know about that you won't hit me you won't hit me you won't hit me up what are you doing I wasn't even shooting you okay this snap I've never lost at this map ever in my life well first time for everything are you at mid and warranted please wait ow you're not good watch and learn techno new yes yes come at me don't actually come at oh god fire respect what are you gonna do what are you gonna do what are you gonna do please please please calm down yo I got this I've won and not even close if you wish to defeat me train for another 300 years oh my I don't want to play this anymore but I want to win at least once welcome guys to another 30 minute video I should make this a three parter it's just a whole series oh did you already died no yeah I just did all that work for nothing gonna upload like 30 seconds of this own in techno blade all I have an idea you're done you're done you're done you're done any last words uh hello be sure to leave a like and subscribe dude I have no armor come here come here now come here stop hitting me stop hitting me where did you go nowhere hello where did you go I don't know where you do these chests are worthless did you use pearled to the others don't worry about it let's keep staring off that edge wait you're a life yeah I pearl Oh what that was nearby nope look could you just stay up there for the next 39 seconds what's in me you miss oh Jesus okay but why I don't know there's no chests over here oh thank God he doesn't know what this map is hey get off the silverfish oh my god oh oh my god hello oh I was gonna say like why are you going into the sky you got the knock back three I lost you think we might be here all night one of the games I mean last game I had no armor but like one of these games my island is just gonna give me like two and a half hour more bars nice television all right I got this watch and or ooh stop it stop it stop it at least give me a chance dude I'm hiding could you leave me alone stop stop stop it stop it hello Oh what are you even doing waiting for me to walk off the map on my own yes if I wait long enough he might his internet might go out dude no please please please please useless I'm so good I'm so good hello hello I have a pap I have half a heart I have half a heart what are you even asking for just don't hit me don't hit me don't do it I've had a little window there Skippy I literally have half a heart don't do it hello you wish to defeat me train for another four hundred years you're the one picking the game here we see Skippy is a victim of the sunk cost fallacy your son caused mm listen I have pants and you're stacked so I'm gonna come next to you just don't hurt me I know so Mimi wasn't me all right I have four hearts don't hurt me do not feels like a bit more than four No why are you following me isn't this a 1v1 no is this is this an SMP survival series I have one yeah out played on a teo why I don't even need these you're trying so hard and I was like no and I just slapped you off oh my god this is what's gonna be playing over all the games is this fear that's why you get YouTube premium you wouldn't have been delayed by those ads oh my god no no no no yes dude you're so sad you're so sad that that's true but I don't see how it's rose are you ready for a massive skill three two one all right you skeleton really needs to die dude Oh God I want to leave I don't want to pay we've been recording for like two hours welcome guys to part four techno blade Never Dies you know there's like five people that I've uploaded oh my god debunked myth busted I think I recommended what's actually all right you want to try hard I'll actually try hard like the whole time I've been just fooling around to make it like funny I know it's not like this isn't even your final form no I'm gonna have to go all out just this once what oh you're gonna laugh go on you were so happy for a moment there I heard true joy in her voice it was like Christmas and come early for you I'm supposed to drive my sister's in the airport no I'm not doing it I have to I don't like how you're so calm I don't like that oh if you wish to defeat me train for another 500 years I slammed my mic I slammed my mic and it ruined the poll oh my god it's all the footage deleted now you can't upload it we I haven't started this whole time I've been oh yeah I've been it's fun to me and don't worry about it okay were you lying when you said that would I lie to you you've taken all I see you hell no man maybe I can dream you seek my reach of a fishing rod fishing rods have way bigger reach than that stop that's not funny that's not funny that's not know well I can wait I can win no no nope I bought user just wait a minute you never sent me my $20 [Music] [Music]

Channel: Technoblade

Views: 12,816,249

Rating: 4.9548035 out of 5

Keywords: Minecraft, Technoblade, Technothepig, Hypixel, Skeppy, Skeppy Skywars, Technoblade Skywars, Hypixel Skywars, Skywars

Id: jCQd6YqTnOk

Length: 18min 10sec (1090 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 12 2018