Balloon Boy Struggles to Ride Balloons. A Tragic Story.

as you guys probably remember before becoming a low-life youtuber I was a glorious inspector of hot-air balloons for the Federal Aviation Administration my job entailed that I basically do inspections of hot-air balloons annually to make sure that when you guys book a Valentine's Day trip up into the sky the guy doesn't bring you into the stratosphere on the lawn chair strapped to some [ __ ] weather balloons as a licensed inspector for the FAA I'm kind of an expert on these things you see they're pretty complicated you got the you get the basket at the burner and you got the balloon some negative air pressure okay so they're really not that complicated they're like the caveman version of airplanes ever since I've become YouTube guy I've had this constant yearning to get back up in the skies you know the this game rust apparently as hot air balloons I heard and it would normally take me a lot more than that to get back on this [ __ ] game but I'm going on vacation in a couple days so I really need to make a video you know what are you gonna do so I had one mission get on make a shitload of low-grade fuel and fly the hot-air balloon but for those of you have played rust that's never really that easy is it first things first I gotta find a balloon what's up dawg it's me general Sam back at it again with another rust meme wake up hey wake up there's a guy coming with a crossbow wake up hey yo guy are you inside hey have you seen those hot air balloons - have you seen one around there usually you make a map by smacking would write the paper make paper and you can make a [ __ ] map you already have a map oh you do gee what the age why do you tell me I need to make a man hey are you the guy that told me how to make a thing a map press G to open up the map I know the other guy told me how to craft a [ __ ] map and then I sat there for 20 minutes trying to figure it out and yeah you just hit G excuse me sir on the beach hey do you know where to find hot-air balloons alright so nobody really knew where a balloon was and you guys might find this hard to believe but I'm exactly skilled at this game let's face it I'm not really skilled at anything so we figured the safest way to get low-grade fuel for the hot-air balloon and and be able to cover the most ground so we could search for our hot-air balloon would be in a boat because you know you're whipping around really fast on the water we could boat around till we find one on the shore so uh so what ignited your passion for hot-air balloons God you ever just have a dream you know like something that you're really passionate about but wait there's a guy there with a [ __ ] absolute stuff looking at us push us out really quick really quick get this out [Music] jesus [ __ ] it's stuck on logs push harder let's get it sit down get in yeah get a spit oh my god there's guy that's built across the entrance just get past him you wrap it nuh nuh left left take left hard left hard left you fine it's not it's not doing it like you were in the water now you are I can't run that fast we're getting three shots at me Zach hurry up get in here he's on the short he's on the short oh dear God who's for one there's two sets of people oh yeah before we got shot at you asked me what ignited my passion everyone's and it was uh you ever just have a dream that you just want to sit in a wicker basket and go up and down up and down it's those kind of complex dreams and goals and life they breed the likes of Elon Musk and okay I'm sure they always had passions of my flight going up and down up and down in a wicker basket the real must amiss but it's weird how closely you know just one little minor difference in a dream can lead to disaster you know me and he'll on go up and down on a wicker basket but Steve's mom want to go up and down on the [ __ ] Wow I wasn't sure if you were gonna bring Steve's mom into it but I knew somebody was going up and down on a cop you know what I've learned in my six years in the balloon business what's that Sam every balloon trip starts with humble beginnings you know nobody comes out the balloon hanger swinging you know you got a everybody starts somewhere so houbolt yeah this rest experience is kind of pretty typical to be honest most people start out in small dinghy boats gathering resources before getting their dream balloon you know let's get full of hot air to me you know what they say the hot air balloon or fog breathers left behind the more the merrier what the [ __ ] is going on no I didn't do that dude the game just [ __ ] went wacky and wild there yeah that blame the game kiddo Oh my pilot a [ __ ] boat I don't know how I feel about getting into an aircraft with this you know it's funny though so is your shitty attitude is bringing nothing to the table because guess what they don't have in the sky waves hey I thought I thought we didn't get mad huh I'm not getting annoyed don't get sad you know we frequently okay going into the waves getting dangerous nerd with your [ __ ] brick house try some [ __ ] losers I like your mom open yeah okay so what is like what are we trying to do here I think what is the goal of this dude you see this guy you know yeah for millennia humans have been walking along the ground and fishing in the waters but there's a whole nother realm that we need to conquer the skies okay is that it that's all you that's right that's that's my official script that I that's gonna be on the poster that I make for this and put up with my you know there's helicopters right you want to do the balloons top the helicopters actually oh yeah okay first of all if you're up in the sky you want to be able doing the joy the sky and in a helicopter all you hear is okay in a hot air balloon you hear that's the sound of the Lord Himself blessing the sails as you fly through the air out on the seats we get enough low grade to fly a balloon for quite a while but in the meantime while we're searching for one we're gonna make a small base sexualizing dead bodies yeah rolling a [ __ ] EG channel yeah yeah you know look look behind you on the wall fungal you see stalled shadow it looks like he's a woman with a really long wiener it's a mysterious it's go read it long wiener boy hours you know what I was there look at this sunrise here but this beautiful pine home palm tree do you hear the sounds of nature it was [ __ ] Bumbo I can smell it while I was out collecting resources I found what we were looking for a beautiful balloon I wouldn't dare leave it unattended hot-air balloons are the most sought-after mode of transportation in both real life and and rust I put gas in it but it's moving really fast I don't know how to make it stop its president yeah that's uh that's a hot air balloon I just what do you mean you don't know how to make it stop your looked [ __ ] technician oh yeah well there's no you've been training years for this I am I stuck in like an eddy or something like I keep just doing big circles there's three guys coming for you saying what we mean there's three guys conference oh oh oh my god there's more than three guys I jump you jump like a [ __ ] I died Hey all their names end with husky [ __ ] free clam god I want to raid this Eric lund no I just want I don't want to rate him I just want to get into their base and watch them [ __ ] each other knee if hurts that's really real thankfully Bumbo and fungal toe were able to go out and collect the balloon after my death this is it fellas we finally did it we had our own balloon masters of the clouds nobody could stop us except these four dudes they found our house and raided us so we had to jump to a different server and start over this is quite the unforgiving game I just wanted to get on here float around on the clouds belittle everyone underneath me without getting my hands dirty you know I just killed a homosexual whoa whoa oh trying to get that chick fil a sponsorship man yeah you know gets my [ __ ] my dick rock-hard when somebody has a clan tag in their name in rust or when someone has their name and then whitey at the end or twitch what's our what's our LG goal how much LG is right now so we need more than six okay how long of a balloon ride do you want to go on here four hours at least four hours why how long were you guys thinking like four minutes yeah that might be achievable schemer open up [Music] schemer he's right here oh you're right here what's up you're right here what's up you sound just like me you sit down just like me on the new server we built a home on the beach we did scouting missions out to the sea and collected crude oil that could be turned into low-grade fuel at the refinery that happens to be smack dab in the middle of the biggest ghetto in this game a little-known place called domme we have a boy at Browns please let's make like a priest and [ __ ] ruin his life things are escalating very quickly we told you to stop moving if you're inside this house please come out and give us 300 low grade there's no one in there how could you tell because no low grade came soaring out of the front door hey there's a hot-air balloon right here hit that low gray delicious brightness Ernie a lot sooner than you think yeah we want you to enter - oh my god this is incredible we worked all last night for nothing but Ted this morning you know just slam a cup of coffee take a nice fat [ __ ] get on go to dome I wouldn't say I was for nothing it was a learning experience he's coming over to the refined oils and hit him till this point I'm dead yeah he's got the oil thing oh my god you're nothing and I'm everything you remember that good job Sam I'm gonna go take the dog out and stuff yo give me his arrows he's Amish it take all my [ __ ] that's fine anybody what did he's leave got double karma um we found a hot air balloon and aqua left yeah talk about the best of both worlds you know it's like obviously how are you oh yeah I mean here I don't know what's wrong I'm up on the up on the towers he's naked he's naked he's naked he's over here next to me oh he got me one hit down I'm still alive technically he never killed me hawaii's bail - I got up I got up [ __ ] I hit him in the head with a spear and he didn't die we return to Dome at night when we didn't think we would get interrupted we were fine the oil and we hopped into our hot air balloon I have a couple hundred fuel on me I don't wanna die right put the fuel in and get up get up baby ready you know [Music] push the butt I mean I'm gonna do once we get up in the air just turn towards start-up but I need to know which way right now we're sitting [ __ ] it's enough up in the air go up [Music] this is horrible so let's do a lift okay we stuck on something here reads Gilles I was too heavy it was too heavy with me on Go Go my brethren hello right which one of you [ __ ] weigh in the [ __ ] down oh you know we started this journey together and I [ __ ] know better I saved the fuel I came back that you still chose me I won't [ __ ] is the guy that knows how to fly who cares you're the one who's supposed to know you're the technician it hasn't helped at all we're not taking off any better oh hell no we're stuck on the power lines the power lines are above us you're stuck on the power line it killed me it killed me good killing by hot-air balloon goddamnit hey anybody all of our efforts ruined by some power lines what a classic hot air balloon story arc but don't worry that's not all instead of working for something on my own I found some friends that already had a base set up and enough low-grade to make my flying dreams come true so it's time to hop to another server just me and muscle door gunner locked and loaded ready to engage so you watch the little flag and there's like different wind direction yeah I know alright not gonna not gonna teach the the hot air builders an expert in yeah oh we just do big circles if you release the button at a certain level we stay in that window russian prism you said you do this no I'm sure your license no don't we rely in real life the air doesn't go in big [ __ ] circles you should know that mother nation is a complex beast why should i they simplified and dumbed down the majestic hot-air balloon for this stupid game thought I was getting a [ __ ] hot air balloon simulator turned south trusted circle wins there's nobody inside it oh let me jump on top of it oh [ __ ] I wasn't ready [Music] thank you up there's a raid they just saw me float by do we have Mets just get your ass up here dude data fuel well where the [ __ ] is he you felt you fell how he fell out like a [ __ ] idiot okay way too high can never be shot so are we being shot at we're being shot at we're going we're going up you wrinkle your way from the button get away from the button how my supposed to navigate your little grubby fingers are all over it are you actually able to fly this thing oh you're you are all over the button [Music] Jesus what the [ __ ] 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Channel: General Sam

Views: 646,449

Keywords: Rust, funny, gameplay, balloon, general sam, hot air balloon, update

Id: YfKi5pIgOo0

Length: 19min 17sec (1157 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 27 2019