Scum: The Game About Fat Acceptance

so this game just came out called skull it's like Daisy but it's actually [ __ ] good I know I know it's got some problems D syncing issues some hackers already and the game could use some optimisation but hey at least they can't break my [ __ ] legs walking off a curb uh broke my legs out of nowhere and I'm unconscious Korea sniped no I just I broke my legs walking yeah just walking my legs just gave out one thing that's really appealed to me is that the developers are really about fat acceptance you can choose whatever you want to be in-game old young skinny muscular and yeah fat but do you know what they don't let you be a woman no women allow this is a gamer zone get your tits out of here forever 21 is that way no girls allowed girls am i right guys yeah let me drink your gamer girl pee and I might let you play so they let you be as fat as you want and the best part is it makes you better than everybody else you see as you raise the age modifier you only increase your intelligence as you reach your 40s or so but with the body modifier intelligence skyrockets when body fat is gained finally a game that recognizes that fat people are the smartest people on the planet after setting your desired thickness to get points based on the body type you chose there are four different skill trees that relate to it strength Constitution dexterity and intelligence as a fat person you get a lot of strength the reason why is pretty simple and let me break it down for you a bodybuilder spends most of his day cultivating mass and a fat person spends most of his day cultivating mass therefore fat people are bodybuilders okay I'm cultivating mass the next skill is Constitution but it's pretty [ __ ] lame because it only governs your ability to move around and you got where you are today by not moving as much as possible so don't forget your roots people very important you also get very little dexterity but it doesn't govern anything really now for intelligence this is where you really come into your own via your prodigious girth you have acquired a mind so sharp and nimble it's capable of things these these skinny [ __ ] haven't even dreamed of camouflage survival instincts programming and electronics biochemistry demolitions animal handling tactics medical expertise and of course cooking it's also the longest list of skills out of any category hands down forget the SATs let let me show you how a fat person fares in the actual game but first a quick message from our sponsors hi my name is general Sam I got a sponsorship from Dollar Shave Club and in my delight to try out all their products I shaved everything I mean everything I look like a nine-year-old boy down there it's kind of nice thankfully shaving is only a small part of what Dollar Shave Club can offer you they have a whole line of skin care products to take care of this beautiful alabaster complexion I didn't even know I had especially have a penchant for this amber and lavender body cleanser that 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slowing up again buddy I mean I could take 60% of do you want to see me run yeah yeah yeah ooh ooh fatty and tired just give me a moment man just let me breathe while you're walking just getting a breather real quick you know just oh my lord do you have a NOSSA energia' rink back ative we're barely barely wet anywhere yeah and you're winded again I'm at like 80% Wow they make a [ __ ] they make Kevlar in your size hey come on man real mature I searched everything in here oh you did okay yeah contra trait for the fungal they make fun of my way you want Sasha in dude come on dude he's putting easy to put us like ten minutes behind because he's got a breath dude I am just the luckiest little goober in our town I found this guy's house I'm beating up his [ __ ] stupid box hoping to break and get everything out of it I might die here aha you [ __ ] sorry from why I'm sorry I'm leaving I'm sorry from what I I'm right I'm sorry please dear God my friends are nearby let me leave oh my god he's chasing after me and I made my guy so fat and smart I'm gonna get down [ __ ] smart dude sounds like a go astray dude how did I outrun him with this physique I know exactly how I did it with my brains but after cut you're cutting my bush dude : Oh what happens if I cut it [ __ ] [ __ ] y'all really going for it y'all cut you know dude your guys [ __ ] machine Sam you're slow you're weak you for that Bret do why you crawling like a [ __ ] animal share the stakes man we are like a mile and a half away we're right past like the corner you have to turn well wear it like a straightaway hey you said deer over there yeah do on and okay this one's about right for his head hit all right Ronnie's like all right brother yeah all right did he just hit him in the back of head tracking deer wounded he's wounded we did it reddit right excuse the [ __ ] snow huh oh my god you do Oh [ __ ] you bled Ready Steady spaghetti I missed mine he's coming at me I hit him again run baby run get oh [ __ ] he's oh he's galloping did I find some more rocks I want some heavy-duty ones oh I got this I got this deer killer right here I'll be eating soon you're gonna butcher this thing with my [ __ ] plastic safety scissors I was thinking if we hit him in the head but you just knock him out and I could cut them with the safety scissors like take out of an artery or something you think you'd be wary of us now but he just looks and goes alright get it over with there's no more rocks at me yeah he's pretty far okay snobby stuff you'd see em yeah phone go grab some rocks join the join now roll the next best thing get ready see me I'll kid myself oh you guys are eating [ __ ] messing around look at me what do you have yeah oh my god ah we got Lavernia swith the spear Brian look what we have coming oh [ __ ] [ __ ] gay moment I ran I stopped to make my spear once it had stopped running like a smart man yeah alright here we go fellas I'm going for a head shot on this [ __ ] you made a spear yeah [Music] he saw it yeah did not hit him apparently it was right on top of his head alright alright even you know what I was going for the hip I ain't gonna get fancy with this shake no way up but he's out in the open now we can run them down like nature intended us to do we're endurance runners even me look at the way thrown it now boy just watch this take that [ __ ] Bryan speed this shout Wow if only I was there but I'm too [ __ ] epic high on my right fellows how's that high IQ treating you now boy hey you may not have been here for the spear killing but you are there for the rock and I was here for the eating yeah that's the most important power you the only thing that really bothers me about this game is the nutritional information I can't understand it and if I can't understand it being a gloriously fat person with a mind-boggling intellect then how are these stupid dumb borderline [ __ ] skinny people gonna survive they're not gonna be able to read this stuff what the hell is this what huh what the [ __ ] calorie balance muscle range minimum blood volume fiber what the [ __ ] is fiber [Music]

Channel: General Sam

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Keywords: Scum, gameplay, funny, satire, scum game, general sam, bunker, loot, zombie, tips, fat, intelligence, int, build, fat acceptance, pc, survival game, survival, crafting, how to

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Length: 12min 27sec (747 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 06 2018