The Best Rust Shop: Chud's Trains Facts

judge twins and more train fact Emporium [Music] [Applause] crisis train fact a hundred would oh my I'll be right back all right here's how it goes I have a hundred wood for you I'll give you an extra twenty if it's a good fact well I mean Penner's matters on your preference let me see how much you put in there hundred oh I have one you see Ned my hundred would no I didn't you can't you both have to accept well where'd it go you know I don't get one no he [ __ ] nab my hundred would it's not in the box anymore you can't get it back alright I'll give you a hundred forty for this Oh No that isn't my best swimmer it's gonna take me a minute to my best one ready okay originally operated by the Santa Fe Railway beginning in 1936 the super chief ran from Chicago to Los Angeles it was considered one of the best long-distance trained in the US and was renowned for its gourmet food in Hollywood clientele Amtrak currently operates a long distance that's it it's her part to to this train fact that was it that's this I don't like the cliffhanger ending on this story I want some more train fix he stated that it costs five wood to make a train back and it costs a hundred with the violin so think of the think of the profit that is a [ __ ] incredible profit margin shed Congrats it is new to us and I'm the main source of income for the [ __ ] whole thing there's not many industries out there with this high of a profit margin what's that on the wall they're just in trouble that's right yeah you don't you don't want to know what's on the wall what I don't like this I don't like the way you're running your business I think in perspective is off a little bit on the front of that train by the way looks like it crushes I began are you feeling you had to go make that train bag I was really you don't have a supply of these things I've been giving them out for free and that's why this is a to taste empower when it comes to the elegance associating with this locomotives wow this is gonna be it's like the most this is the most intense train video it's like these [ __ ] old fat guys just [ __ ] like crank it up to 11 [ __ ] now you know chug yeah you get you to boost and pay for this hello do you do you want another one I'll pay you I don't have quite 100 but I have other things that are worth more than what yes like you're the [ __ ] shopkeep dude yeah yeah yeah I'll do that okay yeah I raided do you want that [ __ ] tag I it took you so [ __ ] long I'm coming back now won't hurt easy tax right high-quality facts but I don't want you at the [ __ ] crap time it's like if I go to buy a blanket I don't want to wait from Martha Stewart to [ __ ] knit one with our [ __ ] yeah well I mean I wish my girl wouldn't it a blanket with her ass you finally had those [ __ ] train pegs done and you know why are you wearing that [ __ ] [ __ ] man's head [Music] are you giving me an old train pack you're getting a recycled it's like a youth bookstore the most hit by trains was in 2012 which was recorded as the safest year in 2000 it's a Gaza link dude that elephant got [ __ ] up he thought it was gonna be person hit my train didn't you you're a sick man Halloween mask 50 cloth I gotta go get some cloth oh yeah I got something but I don't have any cloth but will this sate you I have like I have two metal blades I got a granola bar I got some pills a hundred would a pumpkin seed and an old train fact that you can put back on your shelf what did I just buy beef skin you get who knows when you buy stuff from the trading the story I got a [ __ ] it looks like a [ __ ] mask someone wipe their ass with what is it I know it's the [ __ ] is it the white face no you just [ __ ] sold me a [ __ ] pile of [ __ ] with eyeholes in it he ran into his back room it's the corpse it's it's like a zombie basement I don't want this do you think white ass with poor zombie hey I want a refund you chose a Halloween mask I didn't choose the Halloween mask game hey didn't we can I treat look okay this is 50 cloth and the white face is 50 Clarke and I have the white face I mean yeah no cost you a bit extra no it's not good Cosby [ __ ] there's return teeth what's the return feet 25 would I'm sorry to get the idea that just [ __ ] scam artists do you have a [ __ ] my school something profit with all this [ __ ] you know okay put it artists [ __ ] also but I could just give you this that's what I could do a quick Diablo two little little riff right there you're smarter than the average [ __ ] train shop owner you tell me if you find someone that owns a train shop I'm just as smart as I am right well this looks kind of cool I guess I look like Nicolas Cage for sweets I can't have you on that candle he's got 15 hours of fun in game hours or il hours yep I have another and another deal for you are you a blood or oh I would love to come into the train store please come inside maybe a little just like come over here and leave us alone you know come over here and buy some train facts you look like a man that would own a train store do you do your train sales pitch dude go talk to him um I think you do you won by some 20 a plane you want to hear about between Phoenix with the 20 billion xsplit well it's between Moscow and livestock and make your long with regular 2012 in the world coming one 5778 now it's in taking 91 over the course in nine days during the Cold War Westerners could travel only in compartment whenever so he's selling this propaganda on loudspeakers that's did you know that's darling killed 30 million people you're scared my train tax I'll go take the back end okay that's what you mean you see this outfit dude that's a killer outfit I don't got to put this stuff away I don't want to lose this outfit I only have one more poncho left in there yes right you gonna [ __ ] out are you watching me bump oh yes you should put your helmet on I'm when I bought this money shot the phase you trade the helmet no but I paid money for this do it okay hold on to my face for a minute no refunds mister I'll be back and you're gonna open that toy ah Jesus Christ oh I detect shot is it you now dude hey buddy yeah got my mask back yeah just 25 would return policy I don't have change for a 35 did you know the super chief was originally operated by the center fairway beginning in 1936 and when I'm from Chicago to Los Angeles he was considered one of the best long distance winds in the US and we see known points gone my food and Hollywood clientele and back home we are waiting long distance Wayne over the same way out daddy bumbo oh yet it check out this cool mask I got from the train store ooh whoa tell your friends one of those red spot in the top of it Sam is there I don't know but don't I have Nicholas Cage's eyebrows okay yeah actually yeah then this look like I stole Nicholas Cage's face nose oh my god Chad I don't think this this new sign of yours is working towards my black audience I don't necessarily group the sign out front buddy one good thing is it or that sign on the wall in there I'm feeling I have a feeling there's no sort of that's just historically correct oh I can read it before I even buy it the Japanese Shinkansen or bullet train get weapons and special speeds of wear that I jump off per hour I don't need your [ __ ] train that kid just one shot it hold up you go to the books all right you pick up a book and you read the front cover and you're like oh I don't need the book well they I read the whole thing though it's like reading a whole book I've done that before I went and sat down and at the borders and I read Stephen King's The Long Walk listen to me you didn't get to the second page there is no second page what how would you know cuz I [ __ ] its us one slip of paper it's like you're writing on a piece of toilet paper it's saying you only gonna do some drugs behind the training story in two I have been a dye into these of drugs find the Train Stewart here you go dog [ __ ] I'll give you some of this [ __ ] Adi stop this oh my I didn't see it the dark oh I got a new helmet look at this one I can see you now you look beautiful Chuck I don't I want a refund on this this tip this this train fact what is it I don't I don't agree with this train fact and I'm starting to feel like there's some over racial overtones here with your sign and the other sign yeah yeah sorry we're closed tonight [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause]

Channel: General Sam

Views: 752,831

Keywords: rust, funny, gameplay, roleplay, train, facts

Id: yPwtY2RlHek

Length: 15min 15sec (915 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 07 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/SwivelSkittle]

Chud has such an aura that radiates off of him. "It is I: Chudwick, Defender of the Four Corners" is a line that has stuck with me for years.

[u/TimeBomb80]

Train facts is a masterpieces

[u/Marbs_SWE]

Same, first i saw and one of the better ones.

[u/HPlovecraftsfeline]

Showed this one to my friends, not a single laugh. Time for new friends