Taking A Shot Every Time I Die In Tarkov

what's cracking Jimbo I'll be slamming one shot of vodka every time I die and escape from tarkov here's the cash it's 8:30 a.m. my daughter gets out of daycare at 4:30 p.m. so I pray I don't die too much well she's gonna be sleeping in a ditch on the south side of town when inspired this video was I went to the liquor store and I found this barkhov vodka it's uh looks like it's straight from the motherland it comes from some town in Siberia called Louisville Kentucky [Music] finally these frequency between shots is rapidly rapidly accelerating this video is brought to you by Dollar Shave Club by now you know what Dollar Shave Club is but if you've been living under a rock it's the place to go to for oral care deodorant shower stuff shaving well actually you don't have to go anywhere to get it it comes directly to your door I haven't left my house in weeks who do I have to look good for doesn't matter Dollar Shave Club knows I look like dog [ __ ] and they're here to help they sent me 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it's a player he just kind of leader oh there's another guy that's the guy that laid him up I just watched a murder you know considering I got 250 K on my back in the form of tank battery I guess I better just get on Eddie well get on next time didn't even have to drink that's a good-looking bottle of vodka unfortunately I don't think I'm gonna be able to taste it today some Connie milk tank bat what's this [ __ ] thing sell for 240 240 for $9.99 part of the deal Oh F Z's sell them for 50 to K 51 nine nine nine art of the deal headshot oh [ __ ] good spawn does anybody know what's in this little thing I've opened it 28 times nothing in there ever oh my god a [ __ ] wooden foregrip holy [ __ ] where all my rooms already open why is there a dead guy on the ground did I come in a lake there's a dead guy did I come in a late game or something see that doors closed that door is never closed who is doing all this wacky [ __ ] [Music] hit him with a rat attack what a strange strange round you know else this thing needs hold on we need another rail put it on the side okay now we're getting a little bit wacky with it because I don't know about you guys you know if a rifles been treating me well then I like to treat the rifle well I'm a giver the only ones I've got you know what I'm saying like this ain't a charity organization I ain't giving out free upgrades any weapon that what comes walking through this door but when you give me a little bit of something you know of a son daddy Sam becomes a little bit more charitable you know truth be told bros kind of looks like I might be spinning this whole damn day sober look this thing's completely defrosted now just dripping baby I think the moral to this story when you think about it is that rats they never really die you know sorry ass suppressor get the [ __ ] out of that inventory you know what I'm saying Jesus a second one how lucky can a man get I might as well just go put this [ __ ] back up I mean what's the bar never gonna die it's never gonna happen so I realized if I don't get outside my comfort zone this ain't never gonna happen alright I'm gonna be sober for eons so I decided to play with a couple [ __ ] I know one of them being aqua FPS he's good at getting killed I've made over a milder s'more nning haven't died yet this is the most anticlimactic drinking game I've ever played you're already drinking well I honestly I honestly feel like if I don't take a shot soon I'm gonna have to change the title of the video - man soberly plays no I bully blue by and hid something behind us but someone popped a shot at us what either they had already flavor on my face we're being sniped no that's my blazer I think you know what there was this much [ __ ] tension and [ __ ] when I was just doing rat things [ __ ] off okay I'm trying to be a good teammate I'm sorry you just sound like that black guy very better they're all with there's something up with them tree break the [ __ ] razor on your cheek as you're shaving because you [ __ ] lost your mind I'm gonna I'm gonna flank behind him I'm dead [ __ ] hunter oh he's laying down behind the wall I didn't see him I don't I don't even want you to watch my game because you know what I'll put it on for you thank you you don't deserve it you don't deserve it but but you don't want to be a little under this no I don't want to be alone it that's why I brought you guys and if I could look at it like four seconds I don't even think I saved the footage from you dying because I was so [ __ ] appalled that it happened I'll just take everything he has how [ __ ] pours this always got TV rig okay and then I ran away hit him with a rat attack dude you know you hit him with a right attack when they don't even know you're there just like how we caused the bubonic plague but everybody blame like witches and [ __ ] for the longest time that's a red attack unbelievable what is your [ __ ] survival rate a hundred percent sometimes I do suicide runs so don't ban me for hacking but we were making moves to get this guy and you he just laid down in the bushes at the top of this embankment and you can see all the way across the bridge like why go to him when he he's got a hunter he's [ __ ] waiting for you I didn't know you are that you dude you heard that dog barking don't even act like you did kills me oh wow I knew exactly what that noise was what about you what is this this is it he's going first my back [ __ ] it come on man I don't have anything you're so poor is so bad poor a sadist man just stayed solo oh it's like a fingernail polish remover DS kill his dog losses fall behind something he's trying to get it do you guys want Bob Ross to bless this raid I don't know what he said but it sounded like some sound advice yeah one of you gets an mg T a gyro Tecmo the other one gets a thermo meter which is worth 50 K the other ones worth 50 K so they're equal and worth one of you wait unless do you need a why are you going that way because I'm going up so we don't run down the [ __ ] Street and so I can look at the main hole before I go walking down into death with your red mine not with your human mind hey bipeds am i right baby you know hominids you know what I'm saying like wellin wants that clip the green screen of me doing the all right thing can you so what you didn't earn it I earned it I earned you didn't earn it can I have it no please no all right let's go to rocket chair keep our way across our UAS elbow slam dang our way through construction bit bop over to the dorms I know what I'm saying get dork out bro I ain't no [ __ ] let's get in there pull out that shotty like John Gotti oh that fell at our feet oh you pop the light from the ceiling dude come on I'm in the room too like the left of the stairs to the right of the stairs he came out I got him let's pass between these rugs in the meantime I'll trade stuff with mechanic and I will order some Saxbys chicken finger plate meal six pieces Zacks house Oh 32 ounce diet coke ranch sauce has a side exit Oh Add to Cart you're crazy view cart delivery time weight adjusted tip max that [ __ ] out 5 bucks they don't spit my food okay place order done with what do you have Sampson m700 I got lunch baby chicken bangies oh I see a lot of people what group of five Lily at the scab got him Brando I told you yeah I got him I got a see the guy pushing you yeah you hit him I hit him yeah yeah the flesh damage one I'm like Oh fine okay I'll just kill like naked sorry and we went against like four people in a the whole mag emptied I'm one guy because of i I've [ __ ] unloaded two clips into him and he shut up he was on the [ __ ] green roofs and I'm like green roofs like he's wiggling [Music] [Music] oh my god this guy is like terminator [Music] I dropped him [Music] and then I'll [ __ ] kill him poor lows - Vinnie gbg4 Konami news oh my what a boy big old boy oh my god so today I was doing that thing we're like I take a shot every time I die I'm still doing it I've been doing it since 8:30 this morning I have died one time by the wrong people dude no I play by myself and I was like I am too much of a fan I continue living so I'm gonna assume that you're gonna kill him that sounds really close to me he's not dead yet I saw your footsteps run over you did he die yeah I'm dingus okay yes oh crap would you want to live after that way put my face out like you know you're not gonna make it he didn't break his form perfect running form that's what they knew him back in high school for never gonna say ran into the hurdles a lot is enough yeah dude see how many times you can shoot URI guaranteed he won't stop [Music] same in the other corner turning over don't go in yet alright quick you caught him yeah Oh guy in the roof am i dead get on salmon easy get killed because you've been playing tarkoff and nobody can get him killed don't play like a [ __ ] we haven't been we win in that's why I was like okay Sam's been going like with trihard people so we just need to go in there and play we play action movie loose running and gonna TP it since taking this back if you're ready to get like beat the devil out of it the guy in front of us yeah Oh another one shot from across the street you got head should I not in I'm across street yeah are you dead super dude that's not good killed another one oh I got it shot it - what's up Rick come on [ __ ] I'm sandwiched between two people [Music] [Applause] three people usually got a fit on [Music] finally finally I [ __ ] died I played it like [ __ ] and I don't care you won't do the same thing twice I bet you scabby PMO's in a shitty helmet that I will do it twice come back you should be able to use the surgical kits offensively well I first see a like shot let me let me harden my bones with staples what just cuz I have limited rounds listen bangbros they're gonna bang this guy here for that second why hey Rick I'm outside is it there's more than fries ah I'm gonna guy beneath us - guys beneath us thought that was you [Music] these frequency between shots is rapidly rapidly accelerating what's the Russian thing for Cheers just like a salut [Music] let's go gamers yeah Imogen Heap song how'd you kill them okay yeah it is [Music] [Music] whatever he shot me with it really didn't do much I found a tank battery I guess I'll take that no she's not even screaming because of wait what you doing so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I blocked I thought it was some overhead how you didn't block much did you I try the dirt yeah we know you've got everything it takes to accomplish whatever your heart desires I desire to get out of here alive there we go watch it [ __ ] you know what I'm saying like back there like nobody's gonna see that right trying to hide my loot other people have here we go check this out it'll be like oh I think someone's gonna see this and be like wow I didn't know birkut spawn the bottom hit us with the congratulations cuz we're out yeah there he made it up yeah we just made it out well I didn't have anything compared but uh congratulations you won all you can get for me today [Applause] oh maybe has some sort of contempt for what I'm doing tonight why oh you gotta love that passive-aggressive [ __ ] about my family's long history of alcohol abuse and dependence leads her to believe that I may become hooked from drinking vodka yeah I don't really see your point but I do all of a sudden find myself incredibly mesmerised by this by this beverage let's go do it you want to go to tech do you think we're gonna place where we dropped out of Oh each got shot it that was like dead a Sonya yeah these guys are probably on our tail oh great a [ __ ] war bond the ground that's it that's what you're giving me is it a valuable dark [ __ ] they just took the Christmas tree out of the game yeah yeah guy right there with a backpack on he went behind the rock I mean no I'm [ __ ] dead someone got me as I ran in [Music] while I was drinking this shot my wife came around the corner and gave me a look that I can only describe as scathing contempt yeah look over this look oh my dear God he shot me in the face yeah I see I see a shadow yeah he's up on the roof man they're cooing what we're do you kill me for a whole from the whole day you Sam wait yeah Bissell's okay are you shooting at the whole house yeah ice killed him I killed blue hair through the hole its Raider all right so let's drop down together at the same time onto this directly beneath us whoa oh my god huh one down another was calling he's running to the right oh [ __ ] I got me tree he's [ __ ] eating something give me a who follows me up the stairs every [ __ ] time who is it come on man I get your [ __ ] we turn that off [ __ ] psycho the wrong one [ __ ] I might be dead I'm [ __ ] dead Brian come on man what take a shot that was the wrong button oh how he's trying to do this oh good [Music] someone running off obvious I see two people sneaking by oh my god there dude dudes there by bishop [Music] oh I see once down oh I see you is that you got yourself are okay okay you got stripped oh my god how did what how did he get [ __ ] stripped [Applause] I don't know how he's not that hot pit bulls and parolees this is a good one we're sure to rake in the dough on this one that shows ass I hate it there's so much like propaganda about the breed that's like incorrect that historically and genetically they're fighting dog they're not the same as every other dog why dude you're starting to sound like some sort of racial supremacist hey guess guess what else is an animal humans yeah humans weren't selectively bred for certain purposes I never have been they happen if you took a bloodhound and like a chihuahua hey and you asked them both to do nose work one of them's gonna do a lot better than the other one mm hmm hmm so what you're saying is eugenics is a proven science because that's aa while me the ethical man is gonna start a dogfighting ring where chihuahuas can face pitbulls because they're Egret yeah but do you guys want to hear Bob Ross's quote of the day let him got him he had meds he admits he dropping sorry with a little bit sicker mu steps up and statements and then you go the extra mile you're doing a great job great job [Applause] he's got milk he's not milking baby Bindu bizzle I'm gonna take one more bite of my cereal and then let's go yeah the back door mmm getting mushy oh stop yeah I'm so wet so if it was a scab shooting with tracers like what was he shooting at serious questions bizzle unsolved mysteries [Music] waita Sun so there's x-files different different totally different thing dude how hot was that David Duchovny am i right yeah and Gillian Anderson almost makes it hotter that they [ __ ] hated each other's guts no they hated each other I really wanted to see them work their differences out in the bedroom you know oh he's going out top he just he did not flop him the whole night yet he's going to the whole with the smokers lungs okay I can't wait sick old more with that shot now that I'm editing this I really don't know how to end it there's there was nothing gained here there really isn't a moral to this story no insight to be gleaned from my slight sacrifice but what I will do is in this with a touching quote from Bob Ross that is so true everybody does need a friend and I think that's the lesson to be taken away from this video is that I would have had the same amount of fun - the vodka just playing with my bros get rid of that gear fear and get out there and be somebody [Music] [Music]

Channel: General Sam

Views: 2,038,821

Rating: 4.9365387 out of 5

Keywords: Tarkov, escape from tarkov, funny, moments, clips, montage, general sam, aquafps, customs, reserve, challenge, eft, escape from tarkov gameplay

Id: lF5RZf1NAe0

Length: 31min 32sec (1892 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 20 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Wolf_Winchester]

RAT ATTACK

[u/Metal_Gear_Mike]

General Sam and Aquafps are my favorite Tarkov YouTubers

[u/Garbear119]

they never expect the rat attack

[u/bongblaster_420]

Sam has the best casual Tarkov content on youtube. Total rat daddy

[u/johnson9689]

It was hard for me to accept that I'm a rat... I like to think of myself as a chad, but after comparing myself.... I'm 100% a rat

[u/specbravo]

Cant kill the rat King tho

[u/RockyroadNSDQ]

didnt watch the video but how can you get drunk with a game every 45 minutes?

[u/NariekX]

All hail, the rat king!

[u/Found_Croatoan]

This is great content.