Baer Plays Noita (Ep. 3)

it's time to continue turn down the volume slightly and let's begin again with noida thank you for the well-timed musical cue caverns entrance and always rely on you for that it was less than a minute yeah I have plenty more time to go a freezing liquid flask it seems oddly familiar of a start all right I know how to handle these flask flasks better now at least I've been I've been studying up man speaking of studying up you know what I realized I think I even might have known this prior to playing the game and just forgotten but this is the same team or at least people that made this were in part responsible for games such as hold on a second whoa fix them life toofers that's insane of you thank you good lord what the hell just happened I think I shot a lantern didn't I yeah I definitely shot a lantern there Thank You wolf a little distracting man like the show would also appreciate us fixing our faces my goodness friends thank you for the generosity very much a self-immolation for a hundred bucks that level of entertainment was certainly worth the price of admission right wolf I hope so thank you very much good lord what the [ __ ] was I even talking about how was it sweet kill oh dude look at this we're open up some spider for dinner tonight boys mmm that's good meat dams good Eden's got cooking up nice and fresh though putting out fire with oil did its it's the way to go you gotta do what you gotta do I sincerely appreciate this thank you very much for all the bits in there early tips thank you so much for that kindness it hurts your eyes to look at all that makes me sad man I'm sorry yeah I know you got go ahead and bounce absolutely if that's the case take it easy that makes me real Sagan's games not only I am in my mind beautiful I'm sure you're not saying that like in a sadistic you're not sadistic way a malicious way but rather probably like you just struggling to look at it but it's gorgeous not to mention the fact that it is a fantastic game that I highly recommend you check out if it's something that seems interesting to you not necessarily wolf since clearly he's struggling with it but maybe you the viewer have been considering picking it up for yourself and I'm here to say that that is a very good decision because I have been just absolutely loving it and so much about it impresses me I keep gushing about it I want it I want to finish the thought that I did that I've been working on for the last couple minutes here in my reading about the game oh goodness yeah you guys got out ahead of me with this conversation point yeah so you've been talking about it up there in the top food chat box but indeed this is the team is responsible for Bava is you which of course his game that we played on stream recently an extremely difficult and very unique puzzle game that I thought was terrific and [ __ ] the swapper which if you haven't played this swapper please play the swapper it is a stand out man it is beautiful it is clay artwork the entire game is hand made out of clay and just go look up screenshots a trailer anything please for the swapper I implore you that game is art pure art and for that team to be responsible for those two games prior to releasing this all three games are so yeah exactly they're so distinct from each other and they're all so good that is extremely impressive I was blown away when I well I guess when it reoccurred to me I don't know if I had learned that before but that's crazy man so what we're gonna do here first of all gonna have some fun with this it's cool that Finn's are finally starting to make cool games apart from trials fins make trials - my goodness man I didn't even know I'm just gonna go ahead and take a quick freezing liquid piss over here oh wait right yeah that's vapors is that gonna stick I don't know if that's gonna work the way I want it to I might you know hold on you probably go ahead and oh well that's not what I wanted at all I mean that's kind of fun the way that worked out but I actually wanted to do is dump the contents of one of the flasks so we're gonna go over here just go ahead and spray the oil out gross just get that in a nice puddle over there beauty beauty dude there we go almost empty there we go all right then dive under here fill up our flask we'll make a bridge do you doubt it did it he did it you did it do to do hey we did it great and we got extra health for our trouble leap of faith ow oh right yeah it's just the wall fun fact about this game there's a planned feature that allowed enemies to piss themselves in fear but it was removed because they would drown themselves in piss I remember reading that yeah that was a that was dear in the outside area right the deer outside apparently at some point were programmed to exactly as he said piss themselves out of fright and because the game is two-dimensional good lord because the game is two-dimensional if they were sitting in a little chasm like this for example and they piss themselves and just create a little puddle eventually if the pit they were in word was deep enough you know they drown they just drown on their own piss hello googly I got it oh [ __ ] that one hurt okay we're covered good let's take care of this [ __ ] I'll know if he's coming down here though are we going are we dance with a friend there we go nice boy those little sketchy coming over here with this kind of weapon and no real good stuff low health low a little bit risky however hold up a second dude I love this too the ice is so satisfying dude I crushed I killed a bunch of people messing her with the ice holy [ __ ] oh oh hey no not cool Hey oh Lord oh god damn it what is this dude hexagons spark bulb with no cast delay and a shuffle why not let's get out of here I have $500 cool dude they're just going for me though wow that was five guys there yeah that's fair that's pretty reasonable fun starting run now what happen generous be still split that banana thanks for the $5 love from Iran I hope your wife gets better soon thank you very much for the $5 tip appreciate it you forgot that hang on I got I gotta advertise properly here every time that every time the death drop pops up Oh what's you're looking at my Steam screen I want you looking at that looking at that beautiful new design you can be picking up waste the opportunity the hell is going on what was that there's a [ __ ] worm dude John Stehr alright it's a little terrified thank you very much for the bits it's been an endless stream so forth thank you thank you very much for this support everybody everything else thank you thanks for buying a shirt appreciate it it's a nice shirt man I mean you'll get this egg I'm just curious enough I wonder if this is the worm thing every time some oblivion nut it's for 25 months heard this game was easy yeah anybody who has ever died in the first two levels of this game is a total failure I might as well uninstall the lead steam throw your computer out yeah you can swim for a bit euro 2 meter depletes rapidly though it's spooky keep forgetting it is necessary to do this at the beginning determines whether or not the run is blessed not we're cursed I think I need to spend a little bit more time in the first or the first couple stages actually get out over here it looks like I want to try to find better weaponry early on a little more often and if possible maybe even God maybe even acquire the things necessary to traverse the outer area get through the desert in a pyramid or something IV I don't get to hear the music a little more if I spent some more time in here - where's my crits do them covered in frickin blood / zhurqis I'm let's go I'm angry angry faces and sad please mm-hmm this is an interesting combination of things holy [ __ ] dude whoa no wonder chaotic polly morphine flask sure berserk 'i'm invisible 'i'm more polly morphine what is this one this is invisible um this is berserk you wanna get some preserved IAM I got will me that I'm gonna take that - I think that teleport iam flask I might actually be undervaluing that I feel like it might be a wise idea to have that available as an option so you can quickly like escape a situation if you need to although it might teleport you into a worse one it admittedly but you know probably worth the gamble sometimes my mere games have come a long way since the jet pack on the ZX spectrum I don't know enough about what you said to validate that but hello thanks for the four months an indie mouse my good friend and esteemed content creator Internet influencer man he of mighty ee penis power welcome to my program would you like to see me blow up all these potions in emails I'll do it for you if you say yes I'll do it cuz you're here if you don't say yes here we go hmm good decision any mouse that was pretty house nice I like that oh I thought it was just a pretty little potion I thought it was just some sound nice little like you know give you wings thing heard now you move it twice the speed potion but no that's lava down there boiling magma being bedridden I've been looking forward to more this is my new go-to good time experience say that I think no no it's a little underwhelming it's just it's just pure idiocy in gift form I don't know if I necessarily want to preserve that against my better judgment did say his potions are too strong for you traveling I should have known oh I was close man now it was real close to being something hello get out of here and now I get the crib thanks yeah anyway I'm gonna keep the same same mo here we spend a little bit of extra time good lord yard cloud ex miss J thanks for the black t-shirt three months until I'm a proud alcoholic and I can wear this shirt all right why did I trade blood for oil that was I mean just didn't any context really that just seems like a bad idea what is this thing I have oh my friend mommy buddies let's go he's my little friend you gonna stay there no come on we're going this way over here you won't go - all right we'll go this way I guess jeez you're just as stubborn as my dog yeah we'll go this way what you won't go this way god damn it come on yeah now we're going down here gotta find enemies kill your brother thank you good boy [Music] did a slime flask okay I guess that's not useless nice here we go myself nice and coated in blood that's the way to go about things pheromones okay there we go first one let's get something nice give me the goods please oh we got Fire Lord over there don't wait now we might not actually I think it was just a stray stray blaze okay let's get them out of money they to roots uh-huh Oh [ __ ] hell I don't know how I didn't get poison from that but I'll take it there we go good [ __ ] let's go get that one do you do hey I this is probably trapped Subway's probably worth it though could sneak one past old eat a soup ream up in here but no sir no sir who's smart for you saw blades baby [Music] gonna get myself killed but these tell you what not man that does go get back hey baron know your halo love runs deep you have any opinions on destiny destinies fine I played quite a bit of it a few years ago played through most of the first one yeah I'm probably picked this up by the way and I loved it it's actually I'm a really good time with it was trying to convince my brother to play with me for a little while uh I just sort of lost interest after finishing most of the main campaign I think didn't really have a lot of appeal to me beyond that repelling Cape has always been a tempting one to me I really like the ability to just you know kind of brush the slime off your shoulder I don't remember what saving grace does though it might be a worthwhile repelling I guess does have a downside of repelling blood though doesn't idea breathless I'm pretty sure at this point is not really worthwhile my curiosity again I'm just gonna pick this up because I don't remember what this does if you would die in at more than one HP your HP is set to one instead okay that's fine but a blood [Music] does that do any lava within range of the projectile turns into blood that's pretty good huh okay the pedestal says if it does I think you know what I'll just go ahead and swap that there cuz that doesn't need that no it doesn't even matter right you can just use that so good I don't know if it got covered in blood must have [Music] here we go Jesus Christ his decapitated head launched like 30 feet double scatter energy sphere with the decent cast delay six capacity no shuffle pardon me we're taking it for sure I know how good it actually is right now remind myself with flasks I've got two got a slime and a pheromone I think what I'll probably do is actually just empty this slime one and fill it with water here that'll be the holy [ __ ] [Music] hey the saw blades are doing more damage though anyway dump some slime let's put some fires out this even worker is just just spreading more I don't know if slime is based on a real thing Oh God die thank you now it's all blood stop it stop it stop it stop it stop there we go all right I'm still not done all right I forgot yeah you can just do this to quickly empty it i poisoned myself from drinking slime I think I did I didn't know that happened okay I don't think you get poisoned from coating yourself in slime but I suppose it would be logical to be poisoned from drinking it cuz look yeah he can be coated in it as much as you want doesn't really matter that's kind of interesting I need to get better at these saw blades holy [ __ ] way off big boy goes down oh goodness it's all black it's all blood it's all black yah-tchi yah-tchi maybe if I just aim directly at him a lot of the time it's gonna be better off for me oh I gotta get coated here we go who lost a little healthier my shot that's I'm gonna go ahead and assume there's a spawner over here somewhere which means I don't really want to go that way the crib for 250 my goodness all right just a few stragglers here Wow nice shot oh he's gonna burn and die good getting pretty low getting worried wanna be real careful moving through here now no that's not good I might have to bomb this I think I will oh wait no I have the drill I forgot yay no there's this miner those dangerous Jesus Christ is just gonna make a bunch of them oh man what am I gonna do here did this get through get through get through there we go that big boy nice the situation seems lethal run away that's the noid away rob and Ebro been twenty nine months here's to another twenty nine indeed thank you friend it's got a portal welcome back to the pile again appreciate it that's that's some screen shake and I'm not enjoying and that's a causing concern dude I should just drill for gold right totally unless that destroys it I might destroy it explosion I know the drill wears out my worth finding out I guess yeah I mean I'm looking forward to the cave-in to eventually if the I mean the physics have been pretty spot-on so far wouldn't be surprised for that to be the case come on over water actually you know what you stay right there for a sec oh [ __ ] yeah you can't get some gold out of there a lot easier to drill through certain materials to obviously aah good lord that's filled with poison now ow [ __ ] [ __ ] oh if the drill wears out man you just drill forever there you can get some blood that way for sure we're back to near the top here aren't we it's candy glad to hear it a penalty explosive fire bolt triple scattered I'll take this over the first wall wave no limited supply okay mm-hmm I could try it I want to get myself killed here that was probably not a great place to do it Jim there we go oh Jesus come on oh boy that was not smart no no no no no no no no I'm dead [ __ ] I'm a survived D I was big-time panic man I should probably be avoiding digging into unknown areas like that also saw blades are dangerous that's concerning nice shirt I'll go out of my own terms that's right I decide when I die yeah mm-hmm oh my goodness this again huh yeah me that's gonna be a mess good Ness get through it get through it get the rig get through it got the stunt on the hits so brutal take it whatever it is berserk um might just take that now damn it alright welcome pointed I might as well get this oh there's water you're good [ __ ] me oh no the early damage is too strong if you get hit by it over and over see if you manage to avoid the damage that it doesn't do too much too much at all that's what you're looking for see the key to playing noida is not getting hit twitch prime top right I know yes please loud me as the all-knowing streamer god of video games sure no like you know I got it no qualms at this point which is being a little risky so let's get the fire bolt out let's just start burning through [ __ ] make our own path dammit hello there we go and where were those damned potions ooh there's a wand up here nice another oh my that's not fun at all thieve guy and seed rhino look at that beautiful pixel physic meltdown in action dude annoyed a screenshot right here thanks for the recess guys appreciate a bear hugs if you got on I appreciate that support very much okay that's a lot of water dude Oh money [ __ ] no I wonder if this will work it did so la macchina 14 months on the pile as well SARS only mm-hmm it's less dangerous than a saw blade three saw blades uh plenty of water around here in another wand wand am I waiting for boo-boo bear taffy boo this man there we go oh come on you can let me through that if water can fit so can i I am as unto water I could just go that way oh [ __ ] what what the hell run don't know I don't need that way no yes I do gonna died out good oil Thanks might as well get my sob blades out get myself killed by my own idiocy again hey yeah that'll do that was completely planned oh god that's a acidic mess now though freebie I'll or do you mean I killed the eye Lord I think that's what you meant all right here we go oh yeah nice Oh baby get out Jordan Peele knows best yes sir he's the only one I can take and it's not very great yeah no it's not it's not good holy [ __ ] homing sauce sure the [ __ ] is that just a keg guess so homing sauce homing off the bounce is actually pretty remarkable who needs edits when you got homing saws like look at that they just keep going for him oh hi our [ __ ] whoops I thought there was another enemy here oh he got me son of a [ __ ] got him get that blood on me please a little less slime that saw-blade kind of felt like it was coming for me this is a serious Anubis scepter situation a little bit huh mm-hmm okay I don't want to leave yet hmm what am i rocking again here let's go with the I guess I could go I've got a good amount of money it's beginning to look like saws-all me oh [ __ ] well I'm glad to check this out I mean okay that seems just like strictly better than my starting one so let's take that I guess god I love that hell yeah noida absolutely completely agree you just fire saw blades where you see enemies and eventually they'll be dead before you even get there that's the plan right now look he died one of the Bearpaw thanks for the subscription my friend appreciated badge means thanks for come on Albert come on over you want to die no fight for the best oh I thought you had made the right decision almost buddy almost how's this looking fire trail it was just nothing I guess I could pick this up for variables I'm not using that third one anyway this is better than the third one for sure a little bit but I could I can even take the fire ball off here yeah I'll wait no I can't do that right now now I haven't beaten the game yet now I'll go ahead and mention it not that you were about to spoil or anything or anything like that but I just want to mention it again do please refrain from spoilers of any kind if you have to wonder to yourself is this a spoiler lean toward yes just please keep in mind I have not completed the game yet I have not seen I'm sure quite a bit of what remains of the game to be played so I'd appreciate it if you could keep it a mystery for me I'm gonna go I'm gonna go ahead and leave seems like a fine idea now fishies magic arrow with trigger Pentagon formation fire arc bifurcated and large fireball so first of all we have the opportunity right now to turn this into a triple scatter saw which you know that can probably be a pretty good idea let's have a look at how that goes wait a minute I'm on the wrong wand whoops some only to some teams to cast three spells with low accuracy is it doing three looks like two to me all you have to have duh course you have to actually have all three saws in it that's operating with a good supply of what you got so obviously we don't actually have to use this one to do it I'd love man I'd love to hold on a second what the [ __ ] why haven't I just been doing that god that's that's the guy you [ __ ] that's the goddamn secret huh he lacked the critical information all this time he didn't know there we go Oh [ __ ] turbos ah holy [ __ ] oh that's not as much as I thought it would be it runs out of mana quick - okay so it doesn't work quite as well for that this though that is some [ __ ] right there hey Barry hope Elise is doing better my mom's a doctor and always told me to keep my blood inside my body and teeth in my mouth that's what the doctor said what we got there he was like well your best bet is to keep those teeth where they were originally and we were like oh wow yeah that's that's a good idea hmm let's try let's give this a shot why not - shuffle so to keep the variables upfront see how that goes one three I'll hate it I do not hate it seem safe yeah it's it's it's looking like it's gonna be a safe play no doubt no doubt we're gonna swap those for my own sake and then number four is just empty I guess burning night [Music] thanks for the 45 months you just had a little accident burning night face busted up pretty bad today we're raising money for the fix elisa's face fund if you're feeling generous which you certainly are thanks for the reset greed is good here we go oh right that's my bomb I'll just get sniped right away Wow okay he's dead Jesus Jesus Christ okay calm down calm down welcome to stage three [ __ ] bought a cab oh [ __ ] it was a homing rocket turret Wow good lord kill it kill it kill it kill it it's dead it's done good God I'll melt the whole [ __ ] stage if I have to kill him oh yeah this is working with another five gifted subs to the community thank you very much for your subscriptions as well you're gifted subscriptions I should say thank you thank you thank you for that appreciate it y'all it's very kind of you we're certainly gonna take this oh my god look at the stats on this [ __ ] thing yes sir okay time to play safe cuz we can make it through this man if I just take it easy oh [ __ ] there we go yeah thank you for all the gifts and subs thank you for the support I really appreciate that guys take it easy take it easy welcome it's got shuffle but with those stats I'll take it dude we can make it work Oh baby we got it damn that damage is crazy thank you very much cornucopia appreciate the ten dollar tip buddy well come on earns my welcome on sorry conditioned I'm gonna miss that buddy that's okay it's okay that's a lot of cash though damn I better get that at least okay holy [ __ ] good lord that's a shuffle too but it's got like one or two actual projectiles on it I don't know what the hell to do with this man stands here okay I'm good I'm fine take it for the spells you know what yeah you're right I think I get I think it's time to get rid of this I don't think I'm losing the machine gun anyway I'm going triple SOG lava trail or bust which is highly inaccurate by the way but it's got homing who needs accuracy no why what [ __ ] you [ __ ] you have that how's that feel huh shoot me off screen I'll bomb your ass [ __ ] die die something blew up okay okay nice and easy ooh boy oof 20 HP we got to get out of your dude there's the exit right run run let's go I'm a survivor lightning Gold [Music] little water trail I could actually help me out let me have a look at my perks first glass can lightning bolts pretty cool isn't that yeah I think I've seen that before that seems it seems like a fun one let's go ahead and pick that up so we've got some variables to work with on these wands too so let's have a look at this and I'll I'll open up the back seating I'll open up the car doors and y'all can pile into the back seat real quick for this moment here as we as we speculate on what we think will create the best wand for us right now so our cast time or as far as our cast time goes it's looking like this one's probably gonna be among the better options good amount of man on that one too it's unfortunate that it's a shuffle but otherwise the stats on their really solid so this is probably gonna be the one that we build on and I like saws especially with homing lightning plus water stream seems fun lightning plus water stream seems like I'm gonna [ __ ] die in a moment I don't know how it actually works though maybe I ought to try it out but double spell out of the saws wand and put speed in front of the triple cast speed a triple cast the blue bolt on the first one in second slot will cast a spell on impact [Music] you can have it unleashed two or three saws Wow that would certainly be interesting wouldn't it if we had one built around firing spark bolts with the trigger that Unleashed saws with homing effects it does seem interesting shield is usually I mean shield you can't really go wrong with right I mean it does take up a slot so it middle the year obviously sacrificing some potential for it but its defense keeps you alive longer presumably so no no it seems like if you want to play safer good way to do it so what I'm leaning toward here I'm actually kind of liking I think it was death metal like submitted that proposition creating the spark bolt trigger with the homing saws that does sound like it would be pretty devastating to be able to fire like that directed shot which I'd be able to hit with a lot more effectively because it's a lot more accurate and then once that shot hits I assume is when then the the saws would come out thus creating a lot more damage right away is there that close what if he could name your wands that would be neat wouldn't it yeah seems like it might be a change that he could implement too if you could just click this and type in the text box real quick that would be really nice that would help you for organization you could like hover over hover over it real quick and see like BOM or see like you know machine-gun blah blah blah something like that the daily run wands have names interesting so it's clearly something he's already given a little bit of thought to then that's good okay anyway let me see if I can try to build what we were just talking about there so let me go ahead and make some space on this and all go for it we've got the triple spell too of course so that's seem like a good idea critical plus gives projectiles a 15% chance of a critical hit a plus 15% chance that does it also seems like something I ought to keep on there so I'm running out of running out of space quickly obviously if we're you can considering all this so give me the breakdown real quick then death of how this would work I would want to put this at the edge which would then in turn trigger these two right although I guess it's only gonna cast one other spell oh no but it's gonna triple spell so if I do that I don't know if maybe this needs to be over here does this look oh it's on shuffle oh [ __ ] so we got to do it on here then I guess he's the third one yeah which is slightly worse unfortunately but still probably fine for our purposes actually my head hurts can I go home now that's the thing dude it's kind of hard to say that you're making the wrong choice a lot of the time in this situation especially when you've got the amount of variables we've got somebody in chat has probably already put together like a wand in their minds that is like objectively better than what we than what we're creating here but it's half the fun of this game is just creating what you want making a crazy wand out of whatever you happen to come across that fulfills the sadistic desires you have for malicious violence so then okay there we go you can see it coming out right there yeah that seems pretty good the fire rates not bad it takes a lot of mana per shot of course but that's because as you can see it's containing a lot of damage within a single bolt everything about this is homing too by the way yeah so we've got this shot which by the way is so much faster than the saws were coming out before that shot initially is homing and then each saw that comes out after that will be a homing saw so that's that seems pretty good that just seems good for me right there and then [ __ ] it we might as well go ahead and have some fun with one number one or even one number four let's use one four and just toss a bunch of variable [ __ ] in there and see what we can come up with use the other one to slap lightning bolt in the speed increase it makes it easier to use let me get this no fire trail on here I'm gonna go with that triple lightning bolt first of all so let's just have a quick peek at this oh wait no no it's not there remember how things work you big dumb doofus that's not a triple lightning ball it's a single lightning bullet would take a triple Scouter spell if you had three so you need a magic arrow and an energy orb and it's gonna shuffle between this [ __ ] anyway so afterward cast another energy orb that afterward casts another energy orb which in turn casts a lightning bolt beautiful dude it is on shuffle right yeah so it's just entirely random how that will actually work but it's it's not bad it's actually kind of a fun weapon kind of worse than having just the lightning I know but it's fine [ __ ] yeah that's exactly what that is a giant accident waiting to happen but it's fun and then now while we have here I don't even know what the hell to be doing with this it's just literally it's just put the rest of the [ __ ] on here and see what happens swap that out for a double spell what is that gonna do okay don't use that glass cannon [ __ ] it I'm already at 88 health he did he did the damage was so strong if I had just not fired above myself once yeah that was I really should have thought that through look at the [ __ ] pile of blood and water that was here immediately oh that's not water that's blood but still that's that's a mess Wow okay that was a fun one that was a good time now my my opening strategy has not changed too much here by the way it's just weird kind of relying on the game to provide us the opportunity to go out and explore the outer regions because I don't think that having three bombs alone is gonna do it so if we happen to come across a drill bit or a black hole or anything that's gonna give us the opportunity to dig through terrain Oh first of all oh I can't I can't edit ones yet so can't create the Uzi immediately but I gotta remember to do that and the first opportunity I get who predicted that from the moment he said glass cannon let's go look one day I'll be responsible enough to be able to maintain the glass cannon build for longer than 10 seconds but we can enjoy the lols until that happens god we just make so much ass of these guys today is not that day that's right oh come on let me through let me through let me through let me through machineguns even better with magic arrow oh my god right yeah you don't even have to put the [ __ ] spark in there although with certain ones the mana cap at some point begins to be an issue I suspect right dude that was an angry bomb holy [ __ ] that was a super bomb I guess a berserk bomb is stronger now we're one-shotting these guys that's nice Oh goddamn it put the fire out put the fire out put the fire out put the fire out there thank you boy all right it's a nice early wand good damage from this thing oh yeah love it hello drummer King are you doing well you have a pumpkin on your head that's not pumpkin it's a rageface which I am seeing a distinct lack of in Chad I'm only got 19 percent left God's a man not a lot of stuff that's where I was blocked off from before so deep where we go I guess now come on dammit so much preserve him the one magic system is similar to a magic system in an old 1992 game called legend aka four crystals of trees air cil interesting throwback there's a there's an AMA with the developers on the noida subreddit and one of the answers is to the question which games directly inspired note his design and he gives a list of a bunch of answers which is very satisfying to see all the different inspirations and he breaks it down really well to of how the game particularly inspired the design of noida so if you're curious about that it's an interesting good read Latham welcome on in and I hope you enjoy this is fairly similar to spelunky honestly actually was one of the games listed on that Afra mentioned sub reddit thread since Pamunkey was a direct direct influence demon boy demon boy goodbye now l you know we're getting some good money out of this 277 on the first stage yeah that [ __ ] rules it's so wonderful to get a nice one in the first stage the amount of damage it does compared to the initial one is just ridiculous screw through here real quick whoops right yeah these guys made cram physics deluxe to it they got a goddamn stellar track record okay I don't know what they say is but I'm happy to get a flask of any kind they may Bob as you know the one I'm honestly most impressed with is the swapper because not only is the swapper a phenomenal game but the swapper must have taken ages to make because again I'll mention the fact that the swapper is composed of 100 100% handcrafted clay art backgrounds characters you name it sculpted of clay I think I'll goddamn long that takes to craft and animate that [ __ ] [Music] and they also made this a game with a pixel physics system so impressive to me I can only imagine it must have taken years to fully flesh this thing out that is mind-blowing to me that they were able to put out multiple games of such quality of such distinct design as well oh [ __ ] here we go thank you very much the pixel physics remind me of those old web based physics sand boxes where you have little pixel elements yeah I think I know what you're talking about [Music] Thunder charge now there's our spark bolt with timer again I want to try rock that once more fire arc and a burst of air [Music] notice Deb's analyzed spelunky and minecraft and found out well dungeons made out of blocks for famous how much of these blocks do we feel that's reductive No there's some pet of fans of power gaming here right yeah oh yeah we got to do that machine gun swap as well this ridiculousness so I don't know man no no this really seems all that tempting I'm probably is gonna rock what I've got and this one is good enough to go through the second stage for sure I love sludge immunity I'm totally taking that I love that let's see how good this is compared to the blue ball one I feel like it's gonna be pretty solid you can fire it for a good long while and I mean like fair free damage a pop but if that fire rate that that adds up pretty quick and hahaha you stupid [ __ ] can't hurt me no more the mana does go down quicker than I thought it would though boy Oh get him come on good lord why can't I hit a thing oh he's [ __ ] oh no he's losing it there we go mm-hmm I should drink it yeah just a rub it in his face rub it in my face really oh okay got to be a little more conservative with the fire rate than I thought it's still not too bad having both is nice Wow you punched me in the face he's mean ah oh [ __ ] thanks and the waiter Debs I got nothing but love for that team they have you've been we've been gushing about their successes all damn day oh god damn it oh that was bad though the screen shake is startling holy hell hmm oh that's not what I thought that's what I thought that would do thank you so is that on shuffle thing yeah okay I'll stick with the basics for a minute I think for general trash mob clearing the blue is still better since one shouting is grape against the tankier boys the machine gun seems better yeah that's probably right one time I got over 300 health on a single run holy [ __ ] I oh that's that's probably because you got the the health up after picking up a few off the field right so you can get the 25 HP ups from out in the main areas or whatever you want to call it and then if you come across the perk that gives you health up it actually works on a percentage basis which is you know gonna be a much bigger bonus later on if you happen to pick up a few beforehand all right few more variables to work with now - it's good stop it oh damn dude okay I'll pick that up so sadly we can't really utilize the timer effect but oh god the mana just depletes instantly I think it's because it has the timer effect - that probably adds to the managed rain I don't know if the actual normal magic arrow has that limitation but obviously that's gonna be a little bit worse so cast away and recharge a decent on here if we were to do magic arrow with energy orbs and then tack on the hexagon that probably wouldn't be too bad [Music] oh yeah might be worth it to try machine gun with blue ball add depletes the mana pretty quickly to it's just that's the big limitation with this machine gun build is the fact that it's only got a cap of 100 where we've got ones here for example that have had like 340 like this one so you only like that's probably gonna be the best option for me I just got done mentioning here trying to get these energy orbs onto here I'm gonna place that then where where that is doesn't really matter to us the other warm on to here too and then we keep the machine gun wand okay let's see what the perks are maybe I'll change my mind too right yeah the man in charge speed isn't that great either oh my god homing shots again I mean it's rarely not good let's do it here we go I love that poison immunity here do please just start start all the stages with rats why doesn't that happen why is always full of eight to nine dudes with SMGs ready to end your life what happened to stage one fight giant enemy crab make it easy on a poor man there they come let me see you guys still pretty good we've got three decent offensive ones right now that none of them are great but the combination of the three of them is working out fairly well when they try to stay top level for the time being and just take my time with this where you going bud got him got him yeah it's a rain manipulation would be really nice you're not wrong that's certainly why we're here got him stay low we shouldn't get ahead here hi [ __ ] me okay take it easy that's Lodge immunity hmm going down I guess oh [ __ ] I don't find that very fair man he's like a mile away wreck my ass oh there's the trail oh my [ __ ] Christ stop it good god stop stop firing bullets Jesus rid of this [ __ ] oh god hello all right 50 HP let's get out of here move papers papers some big booms down there if that took care of business ah boy hi [ __ ] die he's got so much HP dude we're in a violin thanks for gifting five subscriptions flannel violin appreciate that very much welcome on into the poly all joy a badge and emails thanks for the support that thing has like a thousand health [Music] that is nuts dude all right he's getting hit there yeah he's done you might be coming back Oh Merry Christmas thanks that's some nice-looking pile of stuff whoa he's not he died think something died he did there he goes good my [ __ ] rat oh damn oh yeah it's unshelled that's okay fans already know [Music] maybe very much for your 26 months let's go no you're naughty naughty boys naughty boys flying from the ceiling out that money here we go are you coming back up that's a bad idea dude yep move oh yeah let's go Mike barks let's go dude thank you for the hundred biddies man intense I still had a dynamite oh hi Jesus see you oh come on there we go really thank you all right that's probably good enough I got to make some changes to the wands here well let's do it these look fancy [Music] oh my hmm [Music] what the [ __ ] critical on wet-acid trail slithering path triple scatter to the baby [Music] thanks for six months welcome I'm back appreciate it look at the [ __ ] man on that thing [Music] always has an acid trail one capacity but no that's terrible yeah not good charge speed kills it but look at this [ __ ] thing [Music] see the thing about acid trail though is I'm immune to acid so if that was any better than what it was we could have utilized it thirteen capacity on the melody Jesus Christ yeah I mean I should have known that based on the amount of spells that was shoved in my face but that is absurd which would make the recharge time irrelevant to make the cast delay pretty much the only thing Oh toxic sludge does not equal acid oh oh I didn't realize that okay my mom thank you very much appreciate it welcome back for two months it's tough for sure this seems good I think I gotta get this isn't the 610 good the recharge time sucks it doesn't have a shuffle which makes it more appealing what I'm probably gonna end up doing is taking the takin number two here and just loading it up with bouncy projectiles and energy orbs and then we just we just fire away I mean we could probably even toss a couple modifiers on there and the shuffle would be irrelevant at that point it's got a decent enough mana max the mana charge speeds pretty high I think I think we go with this [Music] and probably just replace number two at this point although I could probably replace that yeah that seems like a better option because it can keep this for the machine gun the numbers are overwhelming I feel you on that yeah it's there's quite a bit going on here but it is possible to parse through it all so yeah that's pretty [ __ ] crazy like manna is never a problem with this it's got homing shots it's just putting out a shitload of damage it seems pretty good [Music] they're sold out welcome like the fireballs from the wand at least yeah probably my rock [Music] okay really no need at all the cast triple dynamite can we make on four here a magic arrow that well it's gonna be shuffle so I guess we're looking at a fire bolt pretty much the whole way through you'd [ __ ] it just dump them all on there one four is a mess there we go all right dynamite on one one yeah that sounds about right okay so one three is our go to take pentagram off four please for your life I mean it seems like you're probably in there right there yeah no that's that's probably wise all right cool this feels pretty good still got our dynamite in store I'm gonna swap these two in placement again just to remind myself bombs on to perk lottery sure when you pick a perk there's a 50% chance the others won't disappear oh damn that's really good for early game not so good now that sucks its tongue locked early there [Music] good work ah it just kills you it just murders you and then you are dead and then you get to start again god it's brutal dude like the opening of all these stages is off in one of the more difficult parts it's just like a gathering of murder waiting out the door we should try to stop taking these early hits to tell me this is a black hole or something at all okay come on man the thing that killed me what there was the freezing vapor canister and I didn't realize it was gonna blow up I thought it would just leak out get out of the way I'm here near you thank you Jim get him get him Oh fire boy hi nice and easy here nice create an ideal opportunity to get all that cash there too great so what's the verdict noida or yes ito hahahahaha it's a Fermi yes it up from me it's real good a phenomenal time with this but no energy orbs don't mind if I do you're not enter the orbs these ones energy sphere massive difference I want to get clean I like being coated in blood in berserk you get off me son of a [ __ ] holy [ __ ] he nearly murdered me I gotta go lest I be killed by a spider again I don't want to die I don't wanna die right now advantage dad there we go okay just gotta get mad just gotta get pissed no not bear not there not bear not bear not fair not bear not fair oh there's health hate it hate it hate the fire use a berserk iam bomb did I have one that would have been brilliant yeah now the health wouldn't it save me they wouldn't just give me myself stupid table I'll get kicked can't even get kicked right slide down this piece of [ __ ] yeah there's weather in that cool dynamic day/night cycle in this game - if it wasn't cool enough wow that was dumb [Music] die good lord yep there we go okay they've got that we need a quick dousing this time hello very nice thank you wait for that to burn huh not cool damn dude how bad it could be better but oh he's live Jesus reign fire up on me oh god damn it I don't even know if this is better than my starting gun right now god dammit the 40 I'm okay here we go how in the [ __ ] lots of flasks and what I can to get through all right all but Argus you would you would be surprised I know for the most part that is what we've been doing I'll give you that but there's a little more to it we have one more bomb here I'm kind of hesitant to use it on this [Music] and I think I got it okay here we go oh sweet hmm bye I'm gonna do I'm gonna do give to miss Prime thanks for the giver uh thinks the tier one subscription my friend appreciate that enjoy your badge me melts bear hugs if you got him please I was gonna say I want to fill that with that transformation stuff but never mind because you can't really submerge yourself in it so yeah not gonna work no well just the fire bowl that's fine okay I'll I can break through here I guess thank you try throwing the flask into the potion pool you know why not can I go like that nope damn it well yeah worth a try good lord blow out [Applause] thank you and I would love another one here I don't have anything all that great but I think that's it oh here we go I think I can get to that one dude if it gives me a black hole or something Here I am game to go all the way back up and out oh god its back oh [ __ ] there's the bomb replenishment mmm this is exactly the same as this besides the actual spells being cast that's quite strange weird I mean I already have it so I feel like it would be silly to get a duplicate wand I guess I'm just gonna go these new bombs though but I'm gonna be replenished here anyway and that's not enough to get me to go out and justify exploration on the top level so um can I go deepest dive gone is to the fourth level [Music] the jungle I believe so [Music] let's been there too often either it's been tough great recharge time and cast delay on this one here shuffle is manageable I'd say well I like that reference guy rocks [Music] I don't remember how the song goes now dammit I thought I did [Music] feel like we got to get back to that I've got this one here that's already decent and making me feel like I don't have to pick up anything else the cast delay and recharge time already being okay there I suppose if these are better it's probably worth it already not to mention the mana max is nice there too I think I'll do this yeah let's do that let's go ahead and pop these off real fast it's our fire bolt so keep these down here trip a shot on that boom and boom not bad are you looking for when you examine the wands a number of things here if you hover over these stats by the way it'll tell you it'll give you a detailed information about what they mean but we're looking at the available spells in the ones we're looking at the Castelli and the recharge time in particular cuz that more or less is a quick way of finding out how quickly you'll be able to fire things with it and then the mana max is another important one too where we just find out how much the thing can fire before it needs to recharge as you can see here this one mana is 200 and the things that we're casting with it aren't really even depleting the mana rapidly enough to worry about that so number of things to consider homing shots again I mean I gotta take it the coal pits that seem like some fine damage right there there we go cut yourself a little bit of teleport iam hopefully it doesn't teleport me into the into the ground like it doesn't splotchy this damage is not bad how many shots helping out a lot here I think alright just a little bit of cash there VPS could be better I've got to admit it's a little weak but okay my first run teleport iam teleported me into a space and closed and steel so I had no way of getting out damn that's a unique route a minute and oh my god the [ __ ] poison here - damn it all right no Castille day with incredible mana max shuffle unfortunately summon rock spear what a [ __ ] wand here sure screw it alright yeah use my potion no come on get it off that's worse much worse get it off what the [ __ ] yeah stop it stop it okay a one you do terrible really bad bomb I don't know why I did that that looks like a mimic okay you can stop that huh stop stop stop you died all right bear optimal here we go oh my godness not a great place matter it might have done the job though ooh baby baby okay not bad right you'll need one HP no difference between when I'm with one HP and one with full HP far from the loss of respect of your viewers but you know I'm alright with that at this point dude let's get out of here I'm bouncing there we go ah boy that's not a good idea Circle up water [Music] - [ __ ] why not oh I can't even cast it this one can though no I can't goddamnit I can't cast it I got to get a better one that can cast it dude I'll take the shield here totally fourth one can but I don't want to [ __ ] over actually I probably should have there I didn't really give that a lot of thought I was rushing that a little bit speaking of rushing Dex I'm just flying through this already that's it's feeling like a worm is around homing Lance shield time Wow okay cool uh-huh yeah it's fun guys real fun for everybody down there that hurt a lot I can't see you I can't see you that's not fair Jesus oh there's the worm hey bud go get them for me clean house over there real quick duh-huh arrows to capacity yo it can cost that it can cast the bomb yes I got to drop the machine-gun though I think Lance fires through walls does it it does look at that yeah definitely wow that's cool also the bones of their money the bones are their money so are the worms but the worms will eat them if they aren't careful yeah stop it this is too much happening now this is too much happening now this is too much kill them kill them murder them get up there damn it get up there with the damn Lance there are two [ __ ] people there whoop hmm yeah no ow oh god get out get out Jesus yo the worm died holy [ __ ] Oh Lord magic arrows on that kind of cast are you serious come back [ __ ] this is crazy I I got enough help right now that is crazy holy [ __ ] that's really good this shield is killing it to help pls thks was stuck inside that corpse I'm good dude I'm out I'm out my lord oh no not you not you [ __ ] Wow ah no not fair not fair there's two of them what the [ __ ] dude I didn't want to do that [Music] FLAC Landa mania oh my lord thank you for the twitch Prime subscription this was a happy place I thought I was safe here clip it nice to get a perk next time run did it look like I had a lot of a room to work with appreciate a Lanham in you thank you yeah cool shirt by the way I don't know I'm not arguing with you missed the deaths are hilarious and fantastic which is been I won't say half the fun because it's also been half the frustration but it's been quite enjoyable there we go well that was inconvenient [ __ ] you move all that magma out of the way so I can get the money please now [ __ ] me come on fire mom fire help nope now that way help thank you see that's the game was trying to teach you if you ever are on fire yourself just just run around eventually it'll extinguish itself is not another fire demon I thought it was a moment oh boy it was nearly a mistake okay we're good mmm want to be preserved or conservative with the with the bombs if possible let's go this way oh come on really put it out put it out put it out [ __ ] you okay goddamn spark of fire there ignites my body entirely no sorry can't put that out in the blood that's just gonna burn you down to 15 HP whoopsie shouldn't a walk through that tiny bit of fire there bear that was dummy you big dumb stupid [ __ ] oh I had oil on yon well then I am a big dumb stupid [ __ ] oh boy he's back and he's mad now no no boo a one oh damn dude let's try to stay alive [Music] [Music] who woulda guessed lamps would be the most devastating enemy in this game there was nothing I could do dude [Music] nothing I could do there did you forget about your comedic timing superpower I got to be more careful it's like he [ __ ] does it on purpose or something this this goofy gamer that lamp camera came out of nowhere absolutely the hell was that get him get him oh it's so close damn it and I'm mature you get a bear hug go ahead and give it that person right there I've been on top of the pile appreciate it very much Joey badge in your mouth buddy appreciate all the new subs today you gifted subs as well thank you very much you know max health let's go absolutely oh man that way pretty straight forward start here little boy oh I hate that all right yep that's gonna be a complete coating of toxin another liquids yay thank you yeah oh there goes the pile of oil up there too yeah no boy okay he wants to come play and he's dead nice I'm problem Oh get it yeah there we go anything over here no but I can see start a big boom today wanna come 28 months ninja wallflower welcome on back have they gonna congee I think with Arisa appreciate it yeah yeah there we go I have really enjoyed the methodical approach to this run I think it's worked out quite well he's given us probably the best start I've had in a minute with 60 health still in tow and 180 gold pretty good pretty good I want to find an early wand still though need to stop getting punched cuz that hurts a lot you you too huh ah Jesus please please God no let me out oh thank you blood thank you beautiful blood damn dude that's good too well not really actually decent manatees of capacity we could be better [Music] yeah the delays not great Jesus [Music] let's just take that and for those dig and swap buzz [Music] hmm Tikrit that's a fairly phallic wand yeah you're not wrong critical digging hey ah bird oh [ __ ] get out of here Wow yeah we good money chainsaws will pay for itself right sweet bitching dig straight down you can go wrong [ __ ] well maybe we will as a lot screen shake happening again yeah we're making money we're making money baby loan up here die now boy wait for it please die no thank you mm-hmm she's doing the job I guess sort of seems like there's a spawner over there he's almost dead it's like chasing down a super animal Royale bot you gotta finish that kill dude the hell is this yo the [ __ ] that's cool never seen that how is it you'll still spinning magic ah disappeared huh boy oh yeah 239 goddamn it thank you tooth hurty yeah that's how Elise is feeling unfortunately whoa but also sad yeah I know that's how I feel we got to be able to laugh makes a little easier I'm just kidding well T dude I mean why not keep digging you know keep on digging love it love it yeah take a while to get through there though and there we go that's better that's easier baby it's actually a good amount of money - totally worth excavating for it chainsaw pays for itself a thousand times over man get up there get up there I kind of want to dig through the mountain yeah I actually kind of wanna go back up and out chainsaw seems like the way to do it we're not too deep yet but am I about to hit level three and I've got to get amount of money so it feels like I ought to probably try to take advantage of that I don't think I'll do it this time but glad to know that the drill is good for that oh yeah all right that'll do I'll hold on little more over here oh I missed a wand push it don't want to do that Wow nice snipe man there's so much gold how do I say no to all this free money it's right there let's go get it it's so much money too it's free real estate get in there that little bit okay okay oh god I gotta create a little platform up there that's gonna take him out I'm not gonna do it a bit much little more watch I bet it's gonna be like 880 or something for the best one in there but I am gonna stop right now now I was fine y'all want some bombs hmm not bad not bad nothing really that great though this one's just madness give you chaos alright I guess I'm gonna take my bomb off though there you go [Music] [ __ ] it the crits the crits the crits are necessary to survive I'm already almost dead holy [ __ ] man place Oh apparently I killed something great cool nice good run yeah that's what we like oh thanks Wow [ __ ] four second recharge time boy oh that can dig you can dig let's go dude wait hold on let's actually check anything can dig the soil yeah I'll [ __ ] me yeah I think you can actually dig yeah oh well never mind there's stuff all the way to the left I've yet to fully investigate well really like all I've been able to do is get to a tab a tablet by diving underwater and then I also found an egg up on a tree I'm sure there's other ways to go I just haven't really dedicated the time to exploring but if you know the answers you've got a hush up because it's a secret ah still up know the idea of exploring if I can find another one that can do it by the way oh there we go gets us the path to the snowy depths want to go [ __ ] wild with it which I definitely don't unless I get a better wand here it's got a house something no really nothing down here huh okay that was fun fourth stage Jonesy it's the first I've gotten down down to the jungle [ __ ] gets real [ __ ] crazy in there high intensity very little uh room to work with it was a wand it's also as far as I've gotten in spelunky right yeah and I do it it's gonna light the fire that's fine oh cool so you dig through that takes so [ __ ] long to recharge there we go Lord I can still dig I want to dedicate the time I don't think so probably better off just going down anyway butters thanks for the 15 months welcome back in appreciate it oh [ __ ] Oh God [ __ ] oil have I been here yet collapsed mines I think I have haven't I this must not have paid attention damn it I love that these guys bleed slime I [Music] mean I hate it but I love it goodbye okay I wish I bled slime I know then maybe I could be a cool kid what's going on over here oh nothing Oh God where am I ah what the [ __ ] which they met there's no light complete darkness over there oh [ __ ] I mean like a little oh I'm dying no I thought I was breathing over there I thought I could breathe in that there little popular no that was stupid all right Chet we're gonna shift from standing desks to sitting desks so if you could kindly indulge me and go yes we're dropping down ready three two one now [ __ ] gets real I was engaging my core of the whole time I was holding myself back Slyke Goku with the [ __ ] training weights now I get to put in the full focus I'll take a free wand again No like when you're playing Halo with your friends and they start getting cocky pull off a couple kills they're like I thought this was your game I thought you were good at this I just laugh and I lean forward they didn't even know they didn't even realize I was holding back the whole time sitting comfortably it's only when you're destroying your spine actively that you're being a true gamer so I got another bomb one that seems like it might be enough to get us through where we want to go attempted to go back up and out you don't know it's trick lets you fly from longer hope you're interested in exploring heights helps your if you're interested in exploring heights just out of reach sure yeah when I thank you for asking because you asked I will listen you one time here we go here we go you just killed a spider that's heartless cruel inhumane alright no more oil on me so we're good hey baby what do you know about that yeah that'll do you know two more ones that's a nice-looking one holy hell this is just trash atrocious no thanks no good oh my god what's up [ __ ] these goddamn spiders we'll do that every once in a while man hiding out waiting for the [ __ ] ambush oh no that up no Jesus okay huh I think we can get through there come on ah that sucks what a bad teleport oh [ __ ] well there we go please goddamnit well guess we're mom and I don't think the smoke suffocates me now oh it does dude that's cool [ __ ] I love that good bite there we go a little bit of money over there I sleeve that actually now God there we go mmm torch useful let's say in this thing at a triple cast in our triple spell peek at it again oh yeah hey if I put that on our fourth wand that would be pretty good wasn't it no yeah I know the wand itself is garbage what we're looking at is the are they variables and projectiles and stuff this could work I think don't go ahead and replace one one here I'm gonna have to get rid of my availability for the spark bolt machine gun thank you he's gonna keep the torch sadly I can't pop the items off the one yet oh [ __ ] cool all right try the wand pretty good a roman candle yeah a little bit I mean we're doing just fine with this though is the thing so we're gonna rock that for variable options oh yeah come on three buddy this way this way come on another wand over there I want to grab the hell are you throwing dynamite right here come on I guess I could just kill him that way let's just seems so cheap though come on over dude there we go i'ma set her [ __ ] corpse he's dead nice good good good no oil on me this time rid of that one more bomb here worth it here alright this is just my torch I forgot I probably just burned up through that aw damn oops that's a lot of oil yeah bit dangerous yo there we go alright I think I'll actually take that over torch been a minute since I got black hole okay I gotta remember black hole as limited uses though you got bombs and black holes to utilize when the collapsed mines again I think it collapsed mines are just a little further to the left of the normal mines I suppose won't you spawn wipe away the terrain that was so good goddamn it come on now hmm I can't even cast a black hole with that [Music] welcome lino [Music] put some bounce on my bounce shots [Music] breno thank you very much for the subscription appreciate the twitch crime buddy let's see I wanted to do this and this see how that goes [Applause] [Music] I know it's good I'm gonna get myself killed with this it just bounced forever that's beautiful over there though man [Music] the fire is gonna get me killed burning trail and fire trail that's what we need oh yeah we should see if there's fire immunity that would be terrific homing shots again oh my god that's it man that'll do I'm just gonna put the black hole on this for the moment oops oh I can't even cast that with this man what sucks I need a new wand for the black hole [Music] well if that's gonna do that I guess I might as well use this for the Firebolts store that for now yeah that's fine [Music] and threes just empty for the time being get this homing black hole hey there we go that's thinking all right let's be ready here travel problem that's some madness there he didn't even die but that was some quick damage homing that's insane just stay a little further away from everything that I'm firing at though oh [ __ ] well can't get that [Applause] [Laughter] it's gorgeous man I must have missed whoever was giving me the tip for flying longer - oh my god I'm feeling alright about my levitation abilities though the flank oh there it is polymorph yourself with a potion being transformed refreshes your flying time the flying sheep can fly as long as they're transformed oh you can just alternate between the two that oh that's interesting just look how much just comes of firing the gun for like half a second all that should the raining fire and like eight projectiles bouncing around insanity shit's on fire yo of course fire immunity it would be something else I just be able to run through this [ __ ] doom style the way it's homing too just makes it this beautiful ballet of fire pixels rip and tear plays [ __ ] yeah dude I love that song that's the kind that's the kind of music we would play before church flag football games get us pump the [ __ ] up man I was wound up here it's the rain of lava is beautiful long as I stay wet I'm feeling okay about my odds a weird thing to say die thank you well getting any of that oh [ __ ] that's my bomb I forgot that I have the black hole app thank you what the [ __ ] 18:18 what the [ __ ] dude [Laughter] above and below poison arc okay projectiles will have arcs of poison flowing between them yeah that fire immunity would be really just gg pretty much at this point this thing is massive let's have some fun with this build huh I know I'm gonna kill myself with it but at least we have the moment here to appreciate it right is poison flammable I suppose that's what's happening isn't it the trail of poisonous was creating that effect oh it's not poison its oil poison that says poison arcs of poison flowing between it's the oil oh there's an oil trail on it too oh it all they always cast the oil trail I didn't see that yeah there you go okay okay kaleidoscope nice bubble wine thanks mom back in for the 15 months oh yeah ahran Jesus please hand me that fire immunity that's all I want right now summon decoy deer that sounds like fun damn never lucky those both sound fun so no longer concerned about 1/3 which means I can now use 1/3 as my black hole 1 so that's good let's go like that just keep those there for now yeah I'll probably grab her clout every one of those none of those three so let's see I could probably get rid of the poison Ark that probably saved me some trouble don't want to hurt myself with that if I can avoid it bounce seems like a good way to go there's a shuffle one so the order doesn't really matter throw a concentrated light on there for fun yeah why not the decoy dear bounce seems like a good way to die how's the bounce hurt me the energy orbs aren't gonna be hitting me no decoy limits 210 uses oh really I didn't realize that okay well definitely don't want to be that in that case bounce sounds fun but you'll likely die oh I mean that was just the case anyway so that's no different than normal up and down and triple and bounce yep that's how we're doing it you want to take this off it's probably safer that way it provides us more control over the direction of the bursts yeah I don't disagree with that actually go ahead and take that off to put more things on instead also a convincing argument to be truthful how about we just add another speed boost that sounds fun I had fire trail for funsies fire oil trail all right yeah that won't that won't do it every time though look at all the oil that makes man that's insane the thing is though it's got a capacity of 18 it probably won't even do it all that often I don't think I want to do that we're just asking to get killed that way there's so much oil coming from this [ __ ] thing it's like my face as a teenager nice good cell phone all right so I'm gonna be [ __ ] crazy here this is the play we got a deer decoy wand a bomb one and a black hole wand and the god wand that's it that's the whole build done oh [ __ ] it worked immediately Thanks here we go into the Death Zone that was cool it's a lot of [ __ ] oil ow [ __ ] oh one I mean let me through here we go that's not bad that's okay can I take the deer off No I'm gonna fire off 10 deer real fast [Laughter] it's putting a few deer out there he's getting some deer in the mix there we go all right didn't why didn't want told he wasted you know it doesn't seem like a better option though yeah why god damn it oh don't hit the deer it's not nice [ __ ] it's absurd now well that's death that's probably death huh sure I mean I'm gonna die anyway unless I find some water here or something Oh OOP OOP OOP thank you oh hi good morning want some oil no why [ __ ] [Music] no not the vapors okay the actually homing black holes that's funny that's nice oh boy oh boy oh boy I reach it that's not good you take him one point of damage randomly Lord that's got a lot of mana but that's just not worth taking well he's gonna kill me probably huh run run run no go away the hell fire crackers I want him gimme rain fire from above it's pretty cool actually oh man take it easy give it a moment way too oily I'm thinking try this out anybody playing for you oh god that bullet in the early you know we got all right if the flames come there we go that's what I was waiting for okay now that just burns through there honestly is a fairly effective way to get through the stage you got flames to work with beforehand especially on this level obviously I'll just melt through the whole thing of course any little bit of damage at this point spells death but what we're doing is working yeah I just melt the entire ice caves totally okay yeah that's fine that's fine everything's fine dude we're almost out please die [ __ ] it I'm out oh okay okay I got no money fire immunity oh damn it damn it yeah what's electricity doing let's see this I could use with something else for sure I could create a really good rapid-fire weapon out of this let me go ahead and utilize this as my will just blew up and move this up here and then probably triple scatter with the bouncing burst at crit to burning the Elder Wand we have that we have firecrackers projectiles released firecrackers when they disappear yeah do that that's gonna be ridiculous all right yeah this one yeah let's do that adds on to protect critical hit chance to projectiles I'm burning enemies uh-huh total total not cellphone incoming I mean this is just a recipe for disaster we know that much but check it out we have this gun too that's pretty [ __ ] good I'll probably do the job so what does electricity do I wonder and the one way to find out you're immune to electric damage but metals and liquids around you Electrify constantly it doesn't sound very good oh I could have gotten another perk there - what's my better didn't matter how is one minted look at this start three other boys on the way over immediately [Music] [ __ ] you supposed to handle it oh my god yeah well cool shirt you spam the tunnel for 30 seconds every new level I might have to mm-hmm it's real dark out I really want to go examine the desert in the pyramid again today I was excited about doing that oh right yeah what am I thinking man and a single run today where the minecart killed something [ __ ] I guess if I find some Polyjuice I might as well practice that new approach come on new what do you get whoo damn that's actually close to being good enough to get us up and out of here I'll keep looking around but that's that's tempting extra money I'm feeling so much more confident about the first stage my ability to get through here I cut very little I'm worried about now don't give me that give me that money give me the money Oh God hi another blood poison yo getting so much gold in the early goings here it's feeling like I want to maybe invest in going down I don't know maybe being wealthy and the pyramids will be beneficial I have no idea that is not something I need I'll probably just dump that out and refill it with water okay you have like 200 dynamite charges that's probably gonna be enough to get us where we want to go assuming dynamite is powerful enough to get through pyramid wall gonna use a bomb here oh [ __ ] I didn't even see that that wasn't very smart at all now that wasn't a very smart move that was quite stupid oh come on please please this is not a good idea given what I wanted to do at the beginning of this run burning through all my dynamite charges for this chest just doesn't seem smart you can shoot it all right yeah you can destroy it huh there we go oh it's a wand oh god damn it come on you know what screw it right there perfect okay honey ow Jesus whoa what the [ __ ] was weird worth I'm gonna be dead though no not worth not worth not worth oh oh I can using this new gun yet I dude I'm getting nothing out I've decided now it's time to leave explore the unknown oh boy hi that's pretty good damage from that I'm actually fairly impressed make a water flask oh right yeah good call actually she's gonna take a nice toxic piss real quick you'll be doo dee doo yeah this is what it's like when you drink too much Mountain Dew give me the water I mean it's not really full but it's pretty good all right 30 percent oh here we go much better yay cool yeah water flask is very good to get this doesn't seem safe Wow glad I went that way there's another one down there there's to keep on movin hmm I think I can get through this way bounce is real nice on that here we go oh hey boy big brain boy Wow sweet oh [ __ ] that won't backfire sighs only there we go oh we can make a poly morphine flask there we go oh [ __ ] oh God come on there I know how to do it this is why you should sit to pee that's a pretty pretty clear argument on goddamnit I keep forgetting you can't bottle this stuff but try to dip myself in and I'm just gonna get polymorphed maybe if I do it quick enough now oh no am i stuck am I just a fish forever now help help uh-oh uh-oh okay that works Jesus all right oh now I'm on fire thanks Oh fog water flask oh Jesus Christ and dynamite is not very powerful go go gadget what a flask not a spider-man come on [ __ ] snipe me [Music] all right I don't think that dynamite was gonna do the job anyway man I think I need something a little better than that it's one of three things another bomb wand a black hole wand or a dig drill wand or an egg drill wand I was impressed with myself putting that fire out real quick though poly morphine oh [ __ ] let's go [ __ ] it dude just bounce okay so let me know if I understand what I wanted to hear correctly to use this thing most effectively what you probably want to do is just like spray it above yourself right Oh chaotic poly more female okay so it's not really going to be all that reliable well let's try it oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I did it we must ascend yo all right that works dude sacrifice me [Music] run [Music] I didn't work hmm you can shoot in polymorph for him really oh damn dude Uncas life thanks so much for the twitch primal come on into the pile I won't say back to supposed to get this can you get dig with your normal wan through that oh yeah you totally can okay yeah we can make it you can't really cook the bombs in this game the way you can't spelunky so that's not really enough this will work it'll be a little slow but it'll work almost there never getting there nice all right cool I gotta morph to even make it up though seems like everything hit me wow that thing would work you got it tis true without lying certain and most true that which is below is like that which is above in that which is above is like that which is below to do the miracles of only of one only thing and as all things have been in a rose from one by the mediation of one so all things have their birth from this one thing by adaptation Dutch at obviously [Music] you discovered an orb of true knowledge secrets of endless debate a bit sea of lava so we put the green tablet on the green altar let's go my curiosity is rewarded hell yeah okay cool I guess that's it I don't think you can edit wands here no we gotta wait till that until the breaking point know if there's anything else up here but I might just bounce just go ahead and walk over this way so this is we got up to the top of this on top of the snow and flew up that way now you just go ahead and see what's on the other side this is typically how we'll end up getting over here this will like bomb through somewhere in this area but this works too I've got two bombs left so it's possible I'll be able to get to where I want to go if you haven't seen outside yet you're in for a treat if you thought it was just the mines oh-ho-ho sir you are mistaken Fishlake yay fishies my friends we don't hurt our fish we just polymorph them right yeah if we have the opportunity now damn it it doesn't go through the water oh well they ever come to the surface they're in for an interesting situation [Music] Wow the fish move and you are near must be that I don't know if you're saying co da I like call of duty or making a cod fish pun either way Bravo yeah it's dark down here yeah there's dark down here dude or broom you are what the [ __ ] [Music] thundercloud among those who devote themselves to the transmutation of metals however there can be no such thing as mediocrity of attainment a person who studies this art must have either everything or nothing malcolmus to knows only half their craft reaps nothing but disappointment and waste of time and money it's a big shake dude [Music] little bit of monka on that screen shake there Decker another five gifted subs from the gag thank you so much for that back to the altar right yeah we gotta go get loaded oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] wait a minute is this a shortcut to the mines welcome to the bear pile or not the mines I guess the ice caves if we're dropping where I think we are it's so big ow ow ow stop Oh my basic damage is so shitty here new wand I'll take it magic arrow with trigger and the hexagonal cast yeah why not ah [ __ ] [ __ ] that's not good he's coming for me dude I gotta go get this [ __ ] there we go creak there we go oh absolutely honey yes should I end the stream babe or will it be quick oh well let's go find out have your eye bag [Music] [Music] hey alright y'all so I'm gonna go ahead and wrap up for today why if he needs some help you gotta fix her up today thanks for watching lots of fun today appreciate it that was a crazy sequence of runs we've still got so much to do so much stuff to do in this game man there are so many secrets left unfound so many new areas to explore something depths to dive into looking forward to plenty more of it to come on the stream here today or to come thanks for watching today though is certainly appreciate all this support really means a lot to me and of course please you if you'd like to go ahead and check out teespring comm slash old bear and well the new designs phenomenal thanks for being here

Channel: BaerTaffy

Views: 28,005

Rating: 4.9207206 out of 5

Keywords: noita, baer plays noita

Id: MDReNlaa5Oo

Length: 187min 34sec (11254 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 03 2019