[Tomato] Noita : First Time Physics Wizard

Noah [Music] egg egg made a mess on the earth then made looks like sewage lines I saw like I saw it I saw I saw lines there like with no no no no no that wasn't worms I saw the [ __ ] I actually saw like a wheel like a wheel for pressure for like a it was like a hose line Chad I actually [ __ ] saw a full on holes line oh okay this is loud I have it I have it set to loud mode hang on that's better that's better okay so that's where it wants me to go I'm gonna explore and show the wizard left all the way up the up of the tree line over the hills he just bailed out yeah so if this is a game about like let me I got I got an inventory here with my bond it shoots spark bolts and I have another one that has three bombs ten these spark bolts wait a minute check hold up we're slowly digging away hang on no anot way are we knowing that though that's this is rock hard or I was gonna say I'm gonna start digging right here like we're not gonna play the game the way they want I'm just gonna start digging I guess I'll have to use the ball just like to deke down with the bombs instead we'll do that in a minute I add tomato at tomato Brett gets D modded posthaste what is this it's big wood okay chat I'm scaling this [ __ ] thing a lot of you think I'm about to have fun and play the game I don't think so I alright [ __ ] off hang on how do i time a bomb does explode on impact if I were to shoot this when it explode on impact I don't think so I feel like that's a no yeah that's a check I might have enough fuel to get it I'm getting that thing I can I have to just like I got I just don't use charge the whole time I just I do it carefully watch this so easy hey I picked up egg I do it this thing oh that made an impact would hit the ground it shook everything my boy what the [ __ ] is it what is that shaking that's happening like it's happened twice not like something and whatever I'm gonna continue climbing that yeah no I don't think that's gonna be happening okay well [ __ ] alright I'm getting off this tree something just like fair lon yeah that's got a dyke I'm going now I'm gonna go with the egg Oh sweater my god I did something bad to the world the wolves what uh hey Chet hey new hi new wizard here visiting school whose neck was that whose whose egg I'm dead click here for stats cause of death acid okay well I know it's where I won't be going anymore guess into the cave now welcome to the cave of death f lets me kick things I can already tell I'm a very respectful wizard alright I've got really strong kick behind me the pines those are just like random guys dude those are bombs okay so these guys there's guys with dynamite in these mines and that's treasure yeah I'm gonna need this what I just get shocked oh wait no I just got blood all over me I got blood protects me from fire so Bloods good I should be coding myself in the damn stuff as she'd be coding myself in blood hang on I'm gonna climb in more of this [ __ ] okay that wasn't blood that was acid that was toxic sludge I need more blood please stop doing that okay I got the I got the toxic sludge off by using more of this blood uh everything's back under control or the hairline knife what is this cold okay what is this wood it's taking damage I don't [ __ ] trust it yeah that was a gigantic bomb I was just blew my face off fire spread and that's going to another bomb uh-oh wait maybe that won't explode okay all right nope uh yeah probably what is this thing okay what is this hang on have you said it's booze I'm that's gonna light the booze on fire I should be standing near that yep yeah yeah okay this is cool every pixel every pixel simulated that was the catchphrase of the whole game all set treasure teleport in flask I got teleport iam I'm gonna guess this means I can wait I throw it okay so I can throw it I can like chuck it at someone and activate to teleport him well I mean I look I'm not gonna be succeeding on my first playthrough I'm gonna try I'm gonna toss is that the first thing I see and see if it teleport eum's then okay simple as that I'm not taking any chances teleport it that was cool in it I'm coated in teleport out oh no who are you I'd like to go thank you I'd like to go I'm out that was all my teleporting Immodium I mean I'm in it now what was that I don't know jet they teleported me to a bad part of town [Music] that guy had a knife okay more teleport iam and some sort of spite him got it he was up he was up by the entrance of the place I could probably go back up to him yeah he's up here no I'm kidding I gotta know I gotta know what that thing was I'm a master wizard I need to know secrets like that well if that was like the ghost from spelunky I'm about to like lose my [ __ ] like he's gonna rip my face off I don't see him died with a gun though the true monster give me this wherever he is the monsters gone now chat maybe he was like in a zone adjacent to the zone no matter come on I got it okay this game's vibing with me dude I'm vibing I haven't found any decent treasure I just got lots of teleport him and that guy's got dynamite he killed himself almost killed himself okay I'm finishing this guy off okay how the [ __ ] did that just he's melting they're killing themselves I she's gone yeah I don't feel like I have to really fight in the first level seems like they're all just pretty down to off themselves on this one I see treasure half day you see that we have to get to it okay that's gold I need that gold though I need to get to that this is an item I need I'm gonna need items another flask oh my god dudes get rid of the wizard dynamite chaotic poly morphine flask I'm gonna splash this on somebody I know I can all look there's more oh look actual items I can use a wand with black hole a slow orb avoid that eats through all obstacles it has three uses doesn't sound that bad jet doesn't sound that bad at all the boy I'm not gonna use it right now obviously this is the surface yeah I think it's I reckon it's time to move on to the next zone gotcha what the hell is this place wow that guy was already killed by something I didn't do most of the damage there how big of these levels supposed to be depth wise sake feels like I've been here awhile uh no I don't really want to use a bomb on this I do want that though Oh perfect get ready to be polymorph a splash it's not working chat I give up I'm gonna kill this guy now I thought I could splash this guy with polymorph deep okay well didn't go great for me Paulie morphine's just sitting there I'm gonna hop in it if I can avoid the acid I kid I'm gonna hop in the poly morphine I'm a turret I then turned me into a desk I'm a death Turk clicked off my game I'll have oh I see I won't go back oh I'm doing deep let me make that very clear I'm going I'm going deep okay I'm God I'm uh I'm not sure exactly what's happened to me I'd like this one though thank you okay what is this what just happened I got new want it has magic bolt Pentagon and then another magic bolt okay we got a health pickup spell refresher take health pickup cuz I haven't spent any spells I have very little money I actually can't purchase a single thing in this entire store I might I accidentally skipped half of the level with my poly morphine flask well now I know poly morphine is pretty strong all right we got glass cannon permanent shield boomerang spells boomerang spells just looks like that guy is taking a piss I'm gonna get it or permanent no permanent shield sounds really good actually that sounds like I shouldn't skip permanent you oh yeah nice dude the coal pits I guess this is better than my life hanging on I actually haven't checked if it is I'd love to take the time to check ok this does 13 damage this does three damage alright this is my new main smell the old one sucked holy [ __ ] yeah this is a good [ __ ] chant it's a good one accuracy sucks on it but I mean the damage the damage is almost unknowable oh that was a bomb way right through my shield that's ass I'm in danger I've made mistakes I need I need a fix I need my fix I'm probably more Feeny I'm a scholar now you know true fear far more powerful in my skull form check something I never told you about me I just wanna get I wanna like I want a moment like I've been I'm being like drowned by enemies I did [ __ ] off oles okay I'm belting I'm [ __ ] melting I need to get out of here I got five like water that's fine hang on I got a plan telephone iam go ah and now and now hop in the water for a second and I take another health book [Music] the speedrun how is he so good I don't know I've never turned on this game before well what is all this I still have no money note that I've gotten no money I don't even know what this means I do know though that my oh wait what the [ __ ] oh yeah I just want to get rid of that I don't want this like split thing it's not very good just gonna put it in there okay so I don't want split thing because it's a [ __ ] travesty and it's it's just making it harder for me to aim okay I'm reckoning then I want to see what I can I investigate what this is without purchasing it Jeff is that dessert is that how this works cuz this is on sale yes okay teleport spell teleports location the spell ends up in then it has formation bifurcated it splits it and then it splits me in half by the math via chat okay follow the math you everyone join me as wizard as wizard scholars here join me for a second it's going to teleport me somewhere I'm going to cast it again it's going to rip me into two pieces and then I'll be you know I think not what I do think I'd walk its immunity to all explosions yeah I reckon that's what I want jet I reckon I want to be immune to fire are all explosions what are the other probably fire probably fire yeah I'm thinking fire black hole so now I've got hang on hold up here this this I Brecon decides accuracy and spread so I want to do this I want to move this wand I want to move all these over to this one because it does more damage on this one with less spread so it's gonna be more accurate therefore making it a more reliable spell less mana though true my lot to like shoot stuff in here without getting in trouble and then we do the math you let me do it let me do a quick check here let me ends up having to recharge anyways by the way those are sort of meaningless some little bolts it's actually not that it's not as bad now that I got rid of the spread one the spread one was always making it a problem see what these black holes do oh well we'll just try it we'll try it out later check try it out another time I wanna I don't know how big this is gonna be though that's what scares me look how big of a [ __ ] black hole this is compete the snowy deaths well the shield works I really need acid protection gang there's so much acid I'm still traveling through the acid that guy made forgets Oh Oh Oh Mother of God [ __ ] off stop stop it dude I can't oh that was a corner of my health over I'm acid they've acid at me and I'm melting I'm good they destroyed this item oh it's on the ground here I can't get this while there's a death skeleton here trying to get me my item what is this like weird [ __ ] that's another [ __ ] like crazy I'm gonna die with this is officially beyond my ability I need to get that item it's gonna roll off the [ __ ] thing in a second how you get it I'm gonna swap it with [ __ ] old one I don't even know what this is I'm gonna leave the old boy there first like I might need to get somewhere like safe this is bubble spark a bouncy but inaccurate spell it seems pretty accurate how much damage does it do very little game pauses when you grab a wand I don't think that old spark has much purpose anymore for me does this hurt me when I touch these things can't tell there's an item in them one of these days ice oh that's pretty cool oh damn fancy fancy game fancy indie guy physics are cool also I think I'm about to drill through this I don't think I don't think there's a way up here let's just take this slow yeah this is a drill through it situation I'm gonna have to use one of my bombs at long last I had to bomb it or a black hole it it's really anyone's game I haven't seen the black hole and honestly I reckon I probably won't use it very much I call on the void mother of God it failed me it's final moment I really can't get through it though I really can't get through here oh there we go I'm in there's soul skeletons in there I got him these guys aren't that bad it's their [ __ ] death goop that's scaring me dude I had to like let this place air out no I got away about 20 or 30 minutes for all the goop to leave the [ __ ] premises so I can go in okay there used to be gold I could collect from this Oh Mother of God I just saw something bad over there yeah we're not doing that just yet I saw something like beak okay this is a wand with what the double spell triple spell critical on bloody enemy enemies and then bubble spark well that replaces bubble spark I think and I think it's I think it's better in almost every single way yeah it's a much better version of bubble spark ow he shot me I'm bleeding up I don't trust anything other than this though this is so much better cuz it's like precise I can shoot a guy from a mile away with this thing see that look at that look at this accuracy this power it's cracked through this bad boy at least I can't like like friendly fire myself oh oh I see nothing works as well as this does I'm getting myself killed hang on check what is that is that a pool of acid right next is that like a sound like a [ __ ] enormous know what I'm not looking at though I'm looking what's behind to the wall everything in my body's told me to crack it open but first I'm in a black hole down here looks like vent out some of this water I'm gonna crack that thing open it's got its got like wine pics are holding it together I'm cracking it open I'm gonna drain the entire [ __ ] thing up right into this hole the first thing I know what's on this one what do we have here double spell and bubble spark wow this game really likes bubble spark dude yeah I don't reckon I want that well time to irresponsibly crack this open that was the black hole well that was my last black hole of the night let's crack this bad boy open what the hell is that thing is that the void it's just gas it's just like a pipe I'm drowning I'm drowning I'm drowning under like a block of water I that's flammable gas yeah that's just flammable gas is gonna slowly fill up the entire basement until it destroys the entire area I don't think I'm allowed to breathe in flammable gas Chet I'm gonna be real with you vomit vomit you say I'm not that crazy check if I've missed it oh well I can't be hurt by fire dude I'm like not afraid of that I actually can't be hurt by fire I wasn't so bad I was expecting that to be like a really big bomb let's do this actually some people were saying they don't Lee subscribe to me if I reached level 4 oh my god what the mother of god yeah girl that sucks to do with this guy please stop that [ __ ] Jesus don't get explosion immunity explosions never happen in the Wizarding World they said they got him yep that's his soul coming to haunt me at least I got a really good wander in thee I'd really like this wand it's hard Oh God my glasses okay deeply I gotta be close to the end right letter I have to panic and use my teleport in my baby Paul Valtor Wizards the whole time Oh beautiful day for tell party at my record those were [ __ ] skulls oh yeah yeah that's the that's the Lich I was overwhelmed by the [ __ ] zap wizard that guy that guy was before they finally got me I mean I think I did pretty well for my first run I mean I'd say I'd say on my first run pretty solid yeah for a first go of it time to never have a run that good again what with getting permanent shield the very first item I got I'm gonna never break my record dude that's most roguelikes for me almost every roguelike I play I think I peak literally my first run and then every single run after is the most pathetic stumble you've ever seen it's gonna happen mark my [ __ ] words the mines once more I don't have a super-powered wizard mu all that'll change everything look at this flask of fire does that mean oh nice it just shoots fire okay even better there's a wand right there I'm gonna need that yeah Rick and I can just pop my way right on in there now check what's my flask of fire just know I thought that was water no that's just like flammable liquid please don't break my wand Oh what I thought that gnome couldn't get up here if you right-click the icon you drink it I I think that's gonna hurt if I were to do that what is this summon arrow you'll imagine being magic and peeking at figuring out how to summon an arrow when you could have just made a bow and learned how to shoot an arrow imagine using your magic but to make a bow and arrow with magic you have all the power in the world they'd get in there this is another wand this is a really cool [ __ ] game though I'll give it that much this is very very pretty this is water okay what do we got here fire bolt a bouncy explosive bolt of fire 25 uses let's take a look at this bad boy what the [ __ ] berserk iam I'm gonna hop in this I'm mad I'm pissed off bad really ruin my day it's a chest under it yeah what are the adverse effects on preserving something okay let see how much damage I do with berserk iam at six I do double damage yeah I'm gonna need another swig of that ya know I'm mad it probably makes the enemies mad too though doesn't it I need to get to this I'm gonna have to shoot another fireball there we go I found the treasure chest it had a freezing liquid flask so I can shoot fire I can also shoot coldness which maybe solidifies the surface of this no it just finds a way to make myself even angrier I don't really I wish I could empty how on these bottles just fill it with my own [ __ ] as in berserk iam not my own like custom brooch yeah that's not what I mean I can I'm drinking the freezing liquid I drank it I'm going up I'm getting some preserve give how do I do this it's just still pure I got it oh nice alright I got a bottle of the good stuff that's cool I'm gonna keep the fire one I like having fire on demand I'm not gonna use this til I'm done here I got I made pretty much no dollars so uh I guess I am good to just recharge my spells I don't know I guess I'm cool now guys I could drink the [ __ ] fire it's just like we all know what's gonna happen I'm just already mad like I don't think it's gonna be very good for me well we got here trick greed bombs materialized low gravity trick Creed I don't that means oh my / zerkin was only 15 percent full oh well it's fine I think I want low gravity [Music] that sounds like fun oh-ho oh yeah I could go wherever the [ __ ] I will vouch at wherever I will now I can go I'll never touch the ground again yep I really need a better option from defending myself though I don't really have a good one all right so I skipped this zone by accident last time so let's try to make some money actually completely tell I use teleport you ever just leave let's do that differently hey only a guy with verticality like me could get this a treasure chest it had [ __ ] nothing it comes the beats they die on impact with water apparently the piece I'm not done okay I'm done I need this I see the item I think like right there I think that's the item but either like I can't hey that's not item I think I got the end I'm not sure what it was though shot the arrow okay I guess it's better than the other one it was a spell so can I hang on inventory gravity increases the force of gravity on the projectile otherwise known as the last thing you ever want unless I guess you would shooting like bombs or something oh I see so if I got that blood multiplier Creek thing now that'd be pretty useful because these arrows cause bleeding cuz they're arrows oh okay well I'm in control of my destiny that's a bomb all right all right we've made some money well actually be it check it excited we could actually buy something well I that's gunpowder I'm in this truck I got a why I used the whole [ __ ] bottle on it by accident this is cold that was my good bottle that was the nice one Oh that's a bomb I think hey whatever gotta be some work my time out here oh wait now hold up that's the edge of the map I can tell cuz it's extremely dense more like tomato lambing take it back right [ __ ] now oh you're in big trouble you're gonna regret that this team better put me out I'm on fire okay I'm on double fire I like the steams not working water okay off a lot of these bastards I'm back on fire I'm uh I'm on fire again I might just be dead hold up I recovered now I reckon I'm gonna die I reckon it's gonna be real soon the secret anyone that's the end of the map we've made a lot of money I thought I bet I can make a little bit more before I bail out of here I'm sure I can make a little bit more take a break you'll see pop a hole in this one or two more get this thing burning go on over to the other side that's up I'm not gonna die jet it's fine I am in I love you've noticed this but I'm being incredibly careful they what the wait what portal deeper but there was just a portal over here tell me there's like multiple portals oh yeah there are multiple exits huh better check or that or we have the much more logical conclusion of cave madness y'all check to tell me how long we've been down here in a while y'all uh anyone seen the Sun the caves in a while I reckon I have it maybe a couple years now might be experiencing a little bit of cave madness okay well I'll grab that once I'm done purchasing I guess I spell this time splitter bolt with timer reduce spread bubble spark energy sphere and another fire bump check double fire mop we could we could double fire bow or we could do the sphere which is deceptively the cheapest because it's 50% off today the sphere let's see what it is energy sphere I'm gonna put it in this one I'm gonna put fire bolt up there for a second I was deceived oh it does 20 it does 10 damage Itzik sucks I bet it's better once I've like learned one it like how any of the spells in this game work yeah let me see it let me get a different wand with this one yeah it's recharge time so I need to find one with low recharge this one okay so this is the fastest recharge I hang on let's check which one 45 to hold up the one I mean it's so much mana but if we need to use it quick that's the best way we'll put it on that one we'll have it on that one for now that's the fastest recharge and we can put bomb on this one and we can put spark bolts away forever four five hold on this one perfect because I don't think Firebolts something I really need to use much that's just a blow up holes for me arrow still good yeah we're in a good spot now stack all of your spells into your wand because cast delays what do you mean stack all [ __ ] spells so you mean want me to do like this it's like spam I guess cast away and recharge time at different things a recharge time this still has the best of everything that's the best for this item I reckon yeah okay let me recharge spark bolt hang on it increases my chit my crit chance by 5 percent okay yeah I'm figuring it out chat explosion immunity boomerang spells I think the psycho in me wants boomerang now I could take something that helps me be alive or I could take the one that lets me boomerang spells I choose boomerang spells check it out check huh whoo that sucks runs off a chat it's what I would say if I wasn't completely confident in my close quarters ability I have [ __ ] anti-gravity Chet I'm in control I'm a [ __ ] I'm a planet you guys don't understand you all thought I was crazy when I said it I'm a planet I got in orbit okay these skeletons are a lot worse now that I'm not one shotting them oh my [ __ ] god I can't suck I'm frozen I'm gonna die chant it's all over the runs over this has to be the best item in the whole game or I'm dead so [ __ ] off get out of my way spark bolt with trigger that looks like a really good item whenever one of them hits it causes another one there's only one way we survive this chat and that's me berserk yummy they just cut through this [ __ ] just got a plate more careful than ever before I'm already dead it's or anything shooting at me let me take another sip of the berserk iam over here okay and I exploded instead okay that guy exploded instantly okay that guy exploded instantly I'm dead all right note to self do not take boomerang spells having a go Beth I'll be right back and then we'll continue [Music] I will not be beaten by silly modifiers anymore understand me chat we're stronger than that we're better than that I'm better than that maybe not you guys sort of up to you that's not really something I can decide for you you might suck you might you might suck but I'm better than this okay a couple things I've learned one bubble that [ __ ] sphere thing me no like me feel like I needed to have a very specific kind of wants to enjoy that me no liked it not compared to super wand I found earlier that's all I'm gonna say alright that's all I'm gonna say there was nowhere near as good as maximum wand I found on my first run there for reinforcing the fact that I peaked dude I peaked I peaked 20 minutes ago and I'm never gonna get any better it's all over I can't get any better I'm the worst now imagine peaking your first game I can still win I can still be cool Chad I'm still cool look at all those double kills I look at all those kills I just got dude I'm so cool berserk Yuma what's that we have a chance after all hang on I'm sending a bomb in there there used to be a chest there didn't think that bomb was gonna be that big well honestly when I I wasn't expecting the bomb that big when I that's a permanent extra health pickup that's permanent that's big if I didn't peek after all maybe I'm maybe I've changed my mind maybe I maybe I still have a chance okay permanent for the run I know that's exactly what I mean give me the best [ __ ] spell in the game rain cloud [ __ ] awesome [ __ ] dude I'm really glad yep this one lets me rain on myself yeah I summon water it's drowning me actually I can't that was actually a lot of water I could use that to my advantage that's a fire demon I love it ring code that was probably the worst one I could have ever casted he's down there I already know what I must do brick rain clouds never defeat my magic here's last thing you'd ever expect was a bomb to land on him seconds after [ __ ] you he's gone oh yeah he's gone oh my god that was a [ __ ] guy with a gun just walked out of those flames okay well I can tell you guys one thing I do like this game ah me and join me and join quite a lot me enjoying this quite a lot hold up here what the [ __ ] was that fire demon oh my God he's back he died that was him please get away from me drunk man I just made a billion dollars yeah that's gonna get us through a lot of hard times jump at me ah give me a money I should be getting out of here dude I really should be Oh what are you serious oh my god all right that's a bomb that's a bomb from Oh No okay well that's it that's how I shoot them as soon as the fires are gone from me after I send a [ __ ] rain cloud we'll see if they're [ __ ] fires matter when I flood their arena Wow does that see a lot of rain this time we're gonna drown them chat we're gonna really drown them he thinks that's it he think that he thinks there's not gonna be more he'd be wrong oh dude dude I gotta get him I gotta get him to like this tiny crack he's far more powerful than me jet oh he doesn't take damage please die dude bro bro bro that's gonna be another rain Club come on you guys one of them is dead okay man thank God for rain this would be really bad if it didn't ever rain is that smoke oh that's steam I'm steaming them dude my aim on this sucks eggs let me go dude I'm gonna [ __ ] I'm not gonna be able to get to this portal because there's gonna be too much steam I think at a certain point I just gotta be brave you know oh my god if I had just been brave the whole time I wouldn't have looked like such a [ __ ] [ __ ] in front of an entire audience okay I did it I've really wanted that gold but I guess no later huh where were you at 192 that's enough for us to buy nothing actually no that's a lie we can purchase the maximum Firebolt death wand gem that's a lot of fire bolts in that thing I need something I wish I could get this but I can't because it's [ __ ] that would be even more of them but I'm short three dollars guess how many dollars I would have had if I had gone in the other way I wanted I mean honestly Wow yeah what the [ __ ] hey what we do is we [ __ ] take one of these and put him in everything cuz those are all use oh wait no that's a bunch actually hang on I casted for hold up here so I casted for and it only used one of the charge because each of them has a [ __ ] oh that's actually that's enough to cast like to last me the whole thing but the question is is that better longed-for it like this one shuffle yeah we don't care about shuffle cast delay recharge time max mana max watch right on this one yeah that's more than enough for me to get into a fight defend myself and then run also yeah everyone I'll use that one I like the delay on a cast delay is much better now get boomerang you're right yet now we just get boomerang extra perk repelling cape concentrated spells it looks like it's just like Lois spread I don't know what any of them mean I'm gonna try [ __ ] it I'm gonna get the one that at least has a purpose because I don't know what the [ __ ] extra perk is at all it's gonna be concentrated spells of repelling cape this wand is making steam that's cool I guess that's I guess that's because of the amount of fire bolts in there or just the ones normal deal I don't think that's steam oh yeah that's smoke ha ha yeah this is gonna be a problem if I were to keep this out for a long time just just amazing dude that's pretty nifty that's real helpful to me um [ __ ] you spells have lower spread but they push you back more see if that the coal pits feels good to have this though cuz damn this is gonna be a one shot on everything all I need now is fire immunity dude that's all I need now I get that I'm a doc that's a guy with a gun this is so strong this is [ __ ] gross I'm in who's I'm slightly I need water wait I was wondering if I could like light something on fire just by being near something I didn't get any money I forgot to grab the money from those guys I killed well this is my deal this is my entire damage now for a bit oh I need to get used to the bend on it oh I gotta get used to like the curvy and I need some more Matt I need more stuff I need magic the hell is this gunpowder I probably don't want to be near this with smoke yeah probably gonna steer clear to that okay you gotta [ __ ] off right now okay I don't think I don't think I'm kiddin to kill this guy I got a video all right jet back in control of my district I'm slowly look the promise now I have a time limit I have to get out of here before this entire ginormous structure is filled with my own smoke I've created who knows how long that could take what the [ __ ] we're druk yeah this is the dips that's the exit I'm not [ __ ] leaving I haven't gotten anything out of this place and I stone is absurdly hard yeah no we ain't done here chin not by a long shot ow I fell stop it done back in control nothing to worry about all right we need like an item at least or I need to make like a hundred bucks that's when it comes down to ouch okay we're fine I'm getting like sketch stuff cuz my health is half gone I don't remember what did that damage to me that's another health pickup I just have to kill the god of monsters yeah I mean I'll kill him like up here I'll shoot him from here once this slime is gone that's their God the whale actually this might just [ __ ] kill him but will this break chat will just break the power up if I put a bomb yeah how's that work no well it's [ __ ] [ __ ] off dumbass slime monster oh that's their hive I feel like I should be I cannot fathom like brain clock wash away the slime yeah we're out I'm not doing that poly morphine flask just got get through I gotta get to that nest I can kill these guys forever but I don't think I get anything from killing these guys there comes a time where you got to be brave got it got it simple is it got the curve on this thing is so big okay there wasn't really a point to doing this evidently there was no item I want to get that poly morphine flask though that's for sure I mainly just doing this cuz I want money so I want to spend the rest of my spell points like getting anything that'll that's slime that winner that whatever I'm going I'm getting it I'll rain on myself to fix it wash away that's Horrors okay that was really cool now you died I got two hundred thirteen bucks I'm down to just like break this thing and then go that's a really tough road I'm not getting through this thing please okay I mean poly morphine flasks chaotic style well let's see what this does for me never again we don't use that anymore what is what I would say if I wasn't gonna use it once Oh this is a fun thing I almost [ __ ] died by the way doing that one alright now I know you're gonna have something on sale for me brother oh yeah that's the only one I can afford well I mean yeah what even is it energy sphere with timer that's sphere again I cast another spell after the timer runs out I don't think so - yeah I think I'm gonna save my money extra HP melee immunity dissolved powders do I just go hard in the HP I've got a hundred fifty chapters up about refilling I know to refill all y'all back seating you're gonna regret it if I ask for help it's one thing please don't tell me like you forgot this do this do that please do this shut up I'm gonna get well let me think back there wasn't much stuff in that zone that may laid me so I think I'm gonna get extra HP again push myself up to a nice 225 that's over double the default might just be able to get through ice zone this time with the power of fire bolt if I'm lucky this might finally be the chance I needed [ __ ] death turret out that's not even that's like a [ __ ] turret that rattle die oh my god that turrets coming after me - I got it oh I'm [ __ ] sorry I thought I was in a wizard zone yep and that's gonna be a skip from me I'll be going this way underneath them where they can't ever suspect it where is that little bastard that's just a guy with a gun it's on fire won't be long till he's dead dead there it goes I'm going in I'm going in I'm in a safe spot there's a sniper I see it yeah not so tough now not so tough now you little bastard I'm back in control of my destiny oh okay okay aim fire okay okay I'm high okay that's a wall seems we've reached a Thai citizen impasse sort between me and that man one uses magic the other uses sacks to be powerful let's see wait it was me it was magic also this is like a submarine I'm going in here this is cool [ __ ] that's a turret and a sniper another one I remember this place being so technologically advanced last time I went in here he's actually coming after me now he's killed himself now he's in my world now you're doing my work my work remember the name nice lots of money if I ever find the exit if I run out of these charges chat the run is over like I have to be careful with my shots another [ __ ] turret please die thank you another turn ladies and gentlemen what the [ __ ] is this place where am I hi yes wizard here what's happening oh that's the sole monster yep that's what I recognized and that makes me want to go the other way back to turret town I'm gonna go this way do I even need to be spending these on rat a rat should be one of the weakest enemies in the whole game yeah I don't need to be wasting these charges on I'm already half through them ok I gotta stop missing oh boy get him a stroke porn ah okay y'all gotta [ __ ] off right now all y'all gotta recognize who's in control that's a billion dollars I'm getting this wand slime mist I guess I'd swap it for Ray [Music] what is the wand look like cast delay it can only hold one spell while two spells I don't think that's very good I can't I can still swap my wand after I wanna see what this is that's uh it's not very good is it it casts on you in an AoE and slimes you know I'm slimed it's about as fast as I can move now I want to stay away from skeleton boys and I also want the slime to be gone before I go in there so let me Oh mother of god it's happening what just happened I need more water that thing just died I said I gotta get out I'm running out of charges I'm at seven I gotta flee we're moving I'm killing this guy we're moving on Oh done another rain club through the acid we got to be getting close to the exit dude I see it I see the bottom we're here we're gonna check these rats die in celebration look at that look at that yeah I'm [ __ ] gone if you hadn't taken marks HP 1hp right now yeah and I still want a destroyed bat level oh is that hey you two d : on 800 gold spell half off concentrated light concentrated death beam of light can't get that one that's the only one I can get [ __ ] it you know let us drop this one for now okay so what we do is we swap this for a one that has a very fast recharge and keval Castille a at least so we'd swap it for the bomb oh yeah that's just a [ __ ] blast of insta-kill uses all my mana but if I hit something with that thing it's gonna leave a mark yeah hit for 30 but like exactly on my target pretty much I mean this is still the main this is still the main thing yeah when you we use that for the later now what am I gonna do about this one old wand I guess I'll repurpose I'll guess I'll grab the spells out of it at least move the spells so I have them cuz I don't think this is a very good wand it has zero degrees of spread though why is everything shaking chat why was everything shaking in my game only 100 mana yeah it is pretty bad on mana but so is this one this one's only mana max I reckon you know honestly we'd probably want to swap it out for this one and put this like the bolt one into a different spell like a different one so they gonna do that I'm gonna swap what is happening whatever I have to do inventory management I have time to worry about that [Music] in 220 cast charge delay we want to swap okay as we wanted to move all these over to this one because it doesn't really matter with this one okay what there's something really shaking you have angered the dogs I haven't done anything yet Ted oh but why did I don't know what I did wrong you have to hit me if you want to kill me you little [ __ ] get by him dude I can totally get by and he's not that bad Oh pull a ball I'm a BG I don't know what I brought I don't even know what I have on me I'm gone see you later you little [ __ ] to me the extra life that's a turn I'm dead it's all over I'm on fire forget it I don't even know what I have anymore Chet did I take too long in there is that why that happened is that why that all happened I don't know what I did to God a worm dug through the place a [ __ ] worm ruined everything a worm a worm that's uh that's epic that's that's pretty epic okay I'm gonna be honest okay well this is how I die up seven health I got an extra life I grabbed a hat before I went okay the magic thing this thing I'm not sure about I think it's like the backup if this doesn't work out omona need like an instant replay and what part of that [ __ ] me cause of death explosion yeah I could've guessed hey that was my new record I've only died I've done four deaths that was my farthest I've already beaten my record you can turn on death replay in the options I might do that I I'm gonna be real I feel like I got robbed okay cuz um hi I reckoned that I was fine to learn about the game in the safe zone and then a worm came through there pissed off Satan and he came to kill me instead of the worm hey that's cool though what is it berserk iam flasks I'm feeling like I need some Presidium right now and that wand yeah we need to get up there right now hello how all right I'm gonna accident I'm gonna have to dunk a [ __ ] bomb into this dude man I'm getting that wide what do we got here black hole gotcha gotcha gotcha gotcha and a chest that's gonna be a big double bomb for me that's gonna be a second bomb I'm [ __ ] sorry you can't tell me that what kind of what kind of what steel that was steel I will meet black hole I guess hey we're welt it looks like we're rich now finally got some money living the good life and the health pick up I'm sorry is that the Wizard of death right there let me instantly on fire yeah that was the death wizard I walked into I'm on superfine Chet I need water I'm panicking I'm panicking still panicking no water anywhere I am good I'd sure like to survive this one trip but it ain't looking good ain't looking very good at all please die thank you I want those gold they're gonna despawn no fine this place is bad this time what is that toxic sludge yeah this place is real bad I'm gonna die now I'm okay what does that a wand at the bottom of the sludge okay duly noted was that another guy too [ __ ] dynamite what is that dynamite on me didn't explode didn't kill me somehow want it can you [ __ ] really like just [ __ ] off please stop stop stop - stop stop I can't hit it it's really scary I don't like those ones I think I'm gonna go for this verse because I have the I have the I have the capabilities to get this okay what is that poly morphine that's a risk that's a death I'm more than happy to take but if I'm this I can't pick up the [ __ ] item come on come on let's use faster you amigo I got it Oh can't stop me I'm a sheep with wings what did I get though a wand with a bunch of arrows that sounds pretty good how much damage did these do ten each not bad magic arrows no less what the mother of god was that what are you doing who is that stop that Kaster death I remember him I killed him so easily he didn't stand a chance okay I really need to get in him but there's like a [ __ ] psycho down there throwing dynamite please there's like a one-hitter this tiny thing here that's like stopping me from God wants got him for with a 50 damage crit I guess I could just flush him out with the black hole I gotta get rid of this anyways to get to the wand here yeah he's oozing he'll be dead soon enough yeah that should thin out some of the slime he's gonna be dead no time he's just trying to keep his head above the water as hard as he can it's thin out the other side no yeah that one's as good as mine now he's got a lot of health on him all right am I sick like stand on this floor like it's just [ __ ] on the floor okay goddamnit there's just enough that I don't think I can just hop all right this is bouncing bursts a very bouncy projectile that does three damage but the wand on the other hand is a capacity five with Castille a three that's pretty good that wand I want black hole I think I swapped the default wand for well I think I swapped the default wand for that because everything else is like to necessary to keep yeah I don't even I don't even really need the arrow part hey dad now I can't kill you okay I've been slimed my life is actually over I'm gonna die of Polly morphine can't put me out you can it's like magic all right we gotta be real careful check I can see myself using that in a very good way I can oh I can imagine a world where I find a use for that food all right what is this lava flash I'm not sure I want to have this because that's like extra dangerous fire too dangerous it was a good run too I was pretty excited about that guys I'm cool I'm not like yeah I'm gonna need an instant replay on that one if I even knew where the [ __ ] looked if a cause of death he Kohala Klaus Keys projectile that's a big name I think this game is finished right a lovely day for it the harnesses rock hey lovers I'd like to circumvent some of the process here see if this does anything I've entered the minds I'm in chat we're in some people take the front door I go my own way give me this it's the rain wand hang on there's something I want to abduct I want to grab that [ __ ] egg right now I'm gonna grab it I'm not gonna [ __ ] use it I'm gonna run with it oh no no no no it's gonna be fine trust me there's a fog cover I got the cover of fog trust me it's gonna be fine good in tonight chat matter of fact I might just need it right now I can't I'm gonna carry that thing to the end of the game thief look they were unattended dude that means it's food now that's the rules of the world I mean I spaghettified to get in there it's a wizard trick you guys wouldn't know and unless you're a wizard like me and literally complete magic what's that shaking it's not happening is it no no no no hey actual shop they sell decoy deers now this is a tough [ __ ] wood all right well guess I gotta go around a different way okay go no further it's fine it's fine I'm it's not like I'm trapped I'm actually trapped I have to use one more bomb to escape or I'm doomed and my life is over I gotta like bomb right here why do I suck so bad today I'll be fine except for the fact that it's didn't open anything new for me and I'm trapped I might as well just let him kill me as shocked an egg attack I might work ah you little I hatched you myself and now I have to put you down he's fleeing he'll be back he'll be back they all come back yeah I'm trapped so I got drown myself unless the fire burns too that would of course do it do it come on let me be free this is really dense [ __ ] wood guys I don't know what the [ __ ] going on with this wood okay now I just cannot be hit by any that's my chest that was the chest I really sort of wanted that that's whatever I didn't really what are you even is it to spell by looks of it I can't get in here because currently it's on fire drink the blood of the Fallen child how do I drink blood yeah hold down did I washed away all that one there's only this blood over here now delicious worm blood look at all those [ __ ] bugs okay so I got fireball we just can't get any combat ever it's as simple as that Chad just don't get in any funds there are a lot of monsters down there looks like this might be the end for all tomato game unless they all kill themselves okay they all killed themselves now go ahead and put out this one get some more [ __ ] money under my belt maybe go upstairs die instantly I'm gonna go buy another spell so I have the money I choose to become the fireball wizard I have two of these I'm gonna if I ever make it out of here I'm going to become a fireball dodge pause morphine what I just jump in without even checking what it was what is this oil and poly morphine I do anything some of the good stuff Venus poly morphine doesn't even do anything for me I see it all makes sense no I get it I get it I get it now makes sure it might I might be looking at this disease I know I get it and that's what's most important I understand what just happened explain well naturally naturally my character all right was polymorphed into a dead guy polymorphed me into a corpse and then I died is what happened it's a suicide Goblin that's what's supposed to be classic well I suppose I'll just continue on that run was sort of cursed punished for egg thieving I'd leave that egg a thousand more times if I meant becoming the most powerful wizard in the galaxy I'm chipping through this thing you guys might think this might take too much time but you'd be wrong it's gonna be worth it I'm cutting through I'm not sure I don't even think I am cutting through I'm I'm stuck now that's a walled fire bolt the classic this bad boy all in berserk you love bouzoukia and what's that much a super wand with in infinite power I don't mind if I do aah infinite one well infinite not really infinite what's its stats capacity 3 mana max recharge sort of them so more of like a penis like a short small penis don't know if it's very good it's sort of garbage I actually put a it's more bombs to play with I'll rip those bombs out of it and put it in the other one eventually or the other way around firebolt still Firebolt and that's always nice Oh Oh up there I know you ain't trying to hide something beneath the berserk you got it you can't hide it from me I sensed it all I probably shouldn't be using these these [ __ ] finals so consistently nice now that's some money and I'm gonna I'm dead I think I'm on like advanced fire I'm good okay well let's crack into this bad boy once we kill this dynamite [ __ ] I mean I'm making a lot of money this time getting a little bit more bold with like killing things which is good for money I want to make sure I have enough to actually buy something when I leave cut back over this body's getting in the way that guy drop anything oh by the way how's game volume been good good [ __ ] fine it seems like it's good good awesome excellent excellent I'm busting it hey I'll use a bomb for this that guy's got the berserk um I don't want me with you all right we've got torch lights your wand right up I'm looking more at the amount of capacity this thing has I mean the torch I think is litter it's a passive it is just a torch like what I'm looking at it from the perspective of can I make this can I use this wand later because the cast delay on this thing is [ __ ] crazy recharge time is long though there's a lot of fire around this save the spell can't just take spells out I don't think I don't have the perk for it so I'm stuck with whatever I get up until the point where I leave this zone those things hit hard those little [ __ ] spider bastards all right that's the demon of death I'm gonna avoid him like the plague he's fought he's chasing me that guy's got a [ __ ] off all right I'm just going after money right now I want like 300 before I leave if I can get if I can get that much I don't think I get that money though yeah that one's gone I see treasure that one's the Promised One I can sense it chat a mile away I can sense it this is the one I was waiting for I held out for this one right here what did I [ __ ] tell you teleport split into fire trail split into double spell I just want the spells I just I'm not taking it for anything other than the fact that I just want the spells now to cast it irresponsibly right here Oh Oh huh that's a pretty good evac and it's a lot of [ __ ] 630 mana fire trail teleport yes my fire trail teleport like they'll be like after me and I will fire trail pass them burning them you know let's roll all right before worm manages to ruin it for me oh hey I wouldn't hurt you again okay just want to see if I could like hurt you I can't how would we got here super fireball um what the [ __ ] mother of God is this capacity 19 this one's 13 this one's 7 with fireballs no don't do this to me worm what's the what's this one over here 10 not very good in comparison to the God walk the spread is huge though that's like a shotgun I sort of want it for how goofy it'll be I'm getting it [ __ ] it first of all though let me yank these out hey all right how do we make it even dumber oh I know oh I know it's also a double spell at the beginning you just sorta do like this ya chat month of of God I wonder if I put this at the end of that makes them all do that alright too much fire that's too much that makes it too much just get fire immunity here right from this next room right here now go back and get my recharged homing shots Shan I've just become a god why is water on fire because I've become like the god of flame oh my god tomato why didn't you pick up the green diamond its spell recharge you better be joking cause if not I'm about to [ __ ] permanently [ __ ] put this a site Oh gunpowder alright let's see how good this actually is what if this might just suck like it really could hey I'll take that the shaking bothers me a lot okay they're still chasing him like they bounced and chased him I mean I'm not on fire from it if I'm not let on fire by it I can just sort of spam it whenever I want mmm yeah yeah no if I yeah it's terrifying it's like an unknowable weapon like I don't know what what what to think about it this sucks black holes good though hang on man is good I mean shows the men on that one but the rich are I'm gonna switch it for the teleport one I should have taken his spells off for this but I didn't or I should switch it for palm and let's see let's switch it for ball all right well the fire part began could it be real it's uh it's definitely hurting me more than them I'm an agent of chaos but I don't think it's uh don't really know if this is a checking out gang I think I need like an emergency water bottle wherever I go I mean it's hitting things but it's not doing much damage I'm gonna take off fire trail is what I would do if I could but I can't okay I just have to [ __ ] I have to I have to believe in myself was Firebolt networked cuz those still home I still have homing shots I just have to do this whole thing with nine health and firebolt my god did I caught that in my mouth saw it coming right at me thought would look really cool if I did that right in front of the entire chat did you guys think that was cool I opened up my mouth caught it and then not the whole back of my head exploded out because it was a bomb I was killed by snakes and hydrocarbon and you were almost a god I know I know no matter now to find the true God weapon now to truly become a God first step polymorph e'en ISM invisible huh am i visible hey let me try drinking [Music] how much do I need to submerge myself in in visit 20 this sucks this one stop that is it cuz I'm wet this another potion down there and the wand the Promised One the strongest wand in the whole and a potion sellers basement it's actually just a better version of my wand aside from some of them actually hold up yeah it's literally just a better version of potion seller this is a lava boy I'm gonna have to slay him he's trying to throw death potions at me I am being overwhelmed by what is happening ladies and gentlemen I think I'm in love yeah I'm in love okay next I'm gonna throw a bomb in there that's my that's my [ __ ] oh he's dead is he dead I think he's dead man we're making a cocktail that is soon to be a new king no give me these I got a drink oh these Donna what is happening I'm not sure but I think I just made teleport ium yep the hello monster I think I've summoned hell is what's happening oh hey this is better I prefer this I'm invisible now it's working what is this all-seeing eye see into the unexplored but not everywhere [Music] omnipotence my all-seeing eye was enough to help me [ __ ] see that tiny little spider next to me dude that's him I think that's the potion seller I think he's [ __ ] mad I might do it I have a better version in this hey I should just go I mean we've had a pretty good fats - yeah I'm gonna die okay those things are so hard to see we're fine everyone just shut the hell up I'm gonna die it's him he found me Yvette tell podium flask he died he [ __ ] dies a bunch of those little spider bastards down here might just bomb this yeah definitely bombing this I have four house chat but I also have a dream and my dream is more or less over in about 10 seconds if I get stocks and right now alright we're going down right here I see that monster I see the exit I just have to fight my way to it got one of them it's just me and that boy I'm so slow and everyone else is so fast now is the richest at me and tell me what I should have done again you little [ __ ] and you're gonna regret it no one tells me what I shouldn't shouldn't do let it be known I'm the greatest wizard to ever be born don't need anyone's guidance well so I say hey is this good hey is this bad hey do I want this yes I do that I don't want people's [ __ ] you shouldn't have died wrong that's the only sort of thing I want to hear from people please don't die tomato gaming you're ruining my gaming experience by dying please stop that or I unsubscribe me booze it's gotta be look I found God I've got a really good gear every single time I've done this zone lately all right that means that like we have a good chance of getting something really [ __ ] good again right that's just logic that guy's freaking out right now how could I possibly be like close to dying when I'm that good at evading shots in midair while I'm low fuel gunpowder does this work I stopped it did this I made a terrible mistake and [ __ ] die well I'm gonna put that away the slime is killing me he threw that all right well it's fun but make it mummy out of it and this treasure right here we'll use some of our gunpowder to chip away that it was polymorphism flasks and now it's gone I guess we're both gonna get shot by I guess I'm guess we're both gonna die now I guess I'm done I'm okay I can still win this one jack that's the best item in the game I'm dead I'm okay I gotta focus I've had so many good runs I've started get like complacent I was like I gotta focus here we go crack that wall open so I get to the heart while that's happening I'm also gonna crack open this one this is nice a compact like very very very cost efficient way to chip through walls what do we got a flask of teleport a Neum not bad not bad all right what is this wand bomb wand whatever I'll bring it I'm afraid to do this gunpowder thing while jumping that was to teleport a nyan well man I'm just throwing these games we're even am i oh oh god I'm doused in it I've learnt just calm down don't make any sudden moves it's gone okay honestly the teleport a Neum just sketches me out anyways I probably wouldn't want it I hear fires I think that's where I lived no those monsters yeah that's not where I came from I would this way yeah there's those are there it is now we just have to evade the teleport a nyan while we all right no I just carefully grab the upgrade and bail Oh teleport a Neum is heavy it goes underwater that's cool there it is dude the Omega one it has torches good [ __ ] damn it okay whatever I can vibe with it don't come in here I'll burn you see that I get hit by dynamite I am gone yeah be real careful I have a lot of money though I mean if I get out of this one alive I could probably get a really cool one what's up for that chat let's hope we get out of this one alive you can get ourselves like the best wand in the game like black holes but they explode no I'm saying I'm thinking black holes that explode and also do my taxes also my torches out also that needs to be thrown out of my inventory if I got lit on fire right that I'd be dead that was cool that controlled explosions I am a professional I'm losing control I meant do it from up here I'm slipping I got oil on me that's why this is happening to me alright I've cut through it it's a little bit of fire but that's okay we'll sit through it our next earliest convenience I'm covered in oil I'm a little bit worried about fire right now though if I'm gonna be out if I'm gonna be honest I think I'm clear okay almost to the bottom I'm not gonna let anything ruin this run except for that [ __ ] dynamite guy my god now that would be cool but what about treasure but what if but what if game you gave me some really cool Treasury no no go no I need more money I need 200 oh yeah I'll just be 200 check if I get 200 I'll be okay I'll be happy no I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going and I'm taking this off this [ __ ] spell right now [Music] okay here we have spells all spells refreshed quadruple spell death cross chunk of soil flamethrower or without tactical I want the technical what does even do for me it's calls a terrifying appendage from another dimension oh he's a mine I'm stealing them yeah we're stealing this what we got here electricity concentrated spells are vampirism hmm I think vampirism sounds opie come along my children I can't I doubt if they'll let me get away with it say well let me get away okay oh my god I got away with it okay now I just gotta kill these [ __ ] stupid bugs I got away with it Chet I won't be able to put them on until next time but I did get away with it let it be known I got away with it what is this that's lava well I'm glad I didn't stand there cuz vampires don't do any damage those know it just pulls but it has all the purposes well I'm sure we'll get used to later technicals pretty good did you just get free spells yeah I just dropped the entire [ __ ] store I got everything they had everything that's cold chatter we did right here we got some gold come on Matt oh it is giving me I think I got some gold out of that yeah I got one gold - Gold okay well here's I'm gonna do now if I kick this and it explodes I'm turning off my stream okay cool give me all this okay I see an ancient cavern here I think that's what I want to do I've awakened a dark being I believe oh yeah this looks bad I'm going deeper in this guy's got a lot more health now when I'm still using the basic [ __ ] entry level one I sure hope that Wanda in that dark corner is [ __ ] good dude I really need one I need something to like swap to right now some monkey just [ __ ] got destroyed what is happening oh that's a lot of money that's their god I gotta get out of here I can't be here that's like the strongest one at least now without sending a bomb goddamn it thanks for the money idiot all right I gotta take to this a miniature I do controlled gunpowder dad I'll don't worry I do I'm not panicking live a professional run no never the shaking keep sketching me out though hi will dig right in I mean that this dis gunpowder I'm gonna feel it when it's gone dude hey long last a shitty shitty wand mmm what is that teleport into viable double cast bubble spark well I'm gonna swap it for this one that shitty bomb wand let's see what this thing does oh cool nice and it teleported me to wherever the [ __ ] oh yeah that is that is cursed we won't be using that anytime soon but we will be taking the spells out of it and using them with the bunches of new ones we just got I am so weak and feeble I'm being surrounded and devoured I'll be inside I want to go just gotta push through the slack oh [ __ ] you old man I don't like that guy three hundred and eighty bucks is almost enough to probably get anything at this tier but I want to get 400 if I could if I can manage it okay 390 a little bit more what was that oh I got him had a wand mist of spirits yeah that mana max is so [ __ ] crazy I actually need to get it like I need to get that walk that's a lot but like I don't have a choice my options okay is to ditch bomb lond she want I want the sparks out of it I don't want to lose ya do I have other attack spells I don't think I have any other like good attack spells you can't take spells off chat I need tentacle no I'm not getting rid of tentacle I'm gonna rid of all I still have a bunch of gunpowder 400 bucks tentacles in attack doesn't do any damage it doesn't actually do damage I don't know look I'll figure it out on my own gang okay now we have to enter the dark realm of figuring out what to do with every single thing we have here cuz Mother of God we got a couple things we got a lot on a plate we got flame throw up I'd like to see what this does real quick okay [Music] hmm it only has so much charge though death cross now this sounds [ __ ] up oh okay it's on your location or at least it was for me right there I don't know if there's a way to [ __ ] make it go elsewhere I need a trigger I think fire but with triggers oh here we go let's try this one hold on collision okay so it would trigger this on collision with that okay so that would make like a really strong fireball they would yeah okay I need to put it on I need to use it on one of my wands it has a lot more men so I'd have it on like this one or like even the big one yeah I put on like the big one this would be like this one would just be used for this one thing and of course we'd also quadruple cast it naturally naturally oh my god wait a minute would this work could I make a death bomb by quadruple casting death cross on trigger with this enormous enormous mana max we have Oh for smells okay so it doesn't just duplicate okay I wonder hmm well that on paper right now already seems pretty good yeah that on paper seems like a good spell as it is I like that I think that works for that one because yeah there we go look at that that looks I think that's pretty good it's got a lot of mana so it's not go run out of it quickly now like it really doesn't really like this needs to mana pool that it has either this mana pool could be used somewhere else because this isn't going to be casted a bunch it's only got so many charges I could probably put it in a smaller mana pool one let's see how this let's see how much this does for weight what the [ __ ] why does this one not this is shuffle isn't it yeah that's shuffle okay so that's a shuffle I can't use it on though let's try this one let's see how much this looks like that one makes much more sense with how much I'd actually end up using it before it's like out for the count there's a much better use for this one considering how much mana it has what's the most dumb mana drain thing I have I don't have a lot of attack abilities is the problem at all I got a flamethrower I guess I put that I don't know let's see what the shop has selling one so maybe then I'll have something that I can use no cast delay [Music] now what does even have anything on it it is just a it is just a stick that one looks and Manus sucks on it that one seems okay and it's on sale this one is question mark that one's fireball a bunch I guess I could I'm not gonna tentacle steal them all cuz I mean it's [ __ ] the worm it's not there's no where I'm here Chet there's no worm there's no worm alright you see what I'm worried about see the problem here chat is that in order to do a tentacle steal I have to preemptively know what I'm gonna toss out I guess it's this I guess I toss that out no matter what so I take this one I purchased this one now I think if you ever purchased this one that one I don't like the look of any of the others I think it's this one that's on sale I get because it's got a good capacity I always compared to that I see this one's better you'd be taking two wands well here me up okay I take one right now I set it up then I [ __ ] take the other one that I want that has like the good stats that I like and I yank that one out and steal it I actually steal that one with a tentacle one but I don't want to steal the law cause it's not I'm going to use them all and I can't rip their spells out so this one's the best everything I think gets us a bunch of extra spells to work with I think I'm gonna get this one this is drop herbal a very heavy explosive bolt does 95 damage a hit it's less you see what this is how much is this very heavy so heavy in fact I can literally not use it it's it's so heavy all right so that's something we fly over for yeah there's just so much to this game I'm being like overwhelmed by the amount of [ __ ] I have but with this move all the stuff out of the way I mean I guess if I had like low gravity it would work but what else could I use it with I would make it better I don't even know what half these spells do on their own like - this is a huge recharge then doesn't it yeah 1.19 seven seconds so yeah that's four that is literally made for this cuz there's no other reason for it so like so I guess it does work for this you go over stuff with it but I don't have enough momentum I don't think if I had a teleport wand which I have I can teleport to places I want to go go from there set fire trail with teleport teleport then fly over hit whatever I want and then fly back because it would do a lot of damage that's that's what I'm thinking is that we'd use like we'd use it with teleport we just be like a super explosive build it seems like it'd be a good spell for trigger well there's the thing this is a better spell for trigger right this one has 300 explosive damage this is actually 390 okay I don't want use too many of these because we don't get them back right now so uh that's that looks good for that you could quod cast heavy ball oh my [ __ ] god wait a minute no way hold up there chat now that's got to be illegal I'm not gonna even bother trying it here cuz I waste another charge of it I could quod cast all of them but then I don't have much of like another spell to use I need something else for like damage is there these guys selling another spell another one that has like [ __ ] with damage energy sphere with the timer cast oh the spell after a timer runs out goodbye fireball [Music] I guess I'd do that I don't really want to tentacle them out chat because I'm gonna get attacked as soon as I'm down there all right that's why I don't really want to do a tentacle plus it's sort of cheesy is all sin and I don't really like cheesy my roguelike games too I just need something else that I can like use those like a backup okay so what can I use with this that'll be anywhere near good I guess I just put flamethrower on it the rest this stuff doesn't make much sense yeah I could also just put flamethrower and fireball all on these ones okay I really like how you can actually do a cast through the inventory screen really cool really cool take that off how much how long does it take to recast the fireball okay yeah that's gonna be fine I think I reckon this is fine I got tentacle here if I really want to do stuff with it let's go tentacles my emergency maximum backup is there anything else I should put on the tentacle that would make it better okay hey now it's scattering fire trail work with it well does it work like this how's this function does this what order is it - this is split these I'm not sure how this one works splits two spells okay so I'd have to have two hip I need another spell here like bubble spark and I need to have it in front of like that yeah that's not very good that's better but not great I think if I'm gonna use the tentacle thing I just want to have it like already you know ready I wouldn't really want to have it be splitting and making it more inaccurate than it already is we could do simultaneous or even triple cast with it though that makes more sense bubble spell and this one - yeah that's okay it's not spectacular but it's better I don't want use flamethrower because it doesn't seem like it's gonna last that long all right that's as good as we're gonna get I think rappelling cape breathless or exploding corpses I don't even know what this one I don't want more fire chat because I could already tell I'm going to [ __ ] die of fire I'm already low on health for this one because I got hit by my own spells like mmm I haven't ever dealt with being underwater once I don't need to be able to breathe underwater I know that for sure exploding corpses would definitely kill me that means repelling cable is the one stains drop at a fast rate when moving that gets rid of oil was probably super important okay so this is my fireball is my teleport this is my bomber run thing which activates oh my god this is going to be [ __ ] crit the god wand big penis what the [ __ ] even is this look at how much [ __ ] that has yeah I'll get one of these snipers before I even [ __ ] with it he's dead that sniper managed to die probably almost overkill if I'm gonna be honest what is this triple spell teleport to slithering path - why would I ever want this it's going to teleport me to the point where I [ __ ] just like disappear from existence I need to see how [ __ ] tentacle small actually works there's this guy he'll steal when the deeps again Chet [Music] oh [ __ ] god yeah this is overkill I can already tell how it ends - with us [ __ ] dead yo sir Sun man you've been a sub for six months it's staggering to me that you haven't shut the [ __ ] up thanks yo you know how fun it would be to play this game and not be told eighty times the same [ __ ] thing by subs the people who lie at the very least have some basic expectation won't do that because they've been here that long it means that the only reason you're doing is because you don't respect me and instead you're going to keep on telling me what to do over and over again for [ __ ] no reason I'm so mad at the to go through someone's messages and seek [ __ ] 20 of the same thing I gotta defuse I gotta start from scratch Chet just go from the beginning we had too much trash last time I think we can all agree there was a garbage problem in that game they gave me so much garbage that I got a little overwhelmed by the spells I I think this is for the best I just want some of this game to be a mystery to me for more than 10 seconds before I pick something up and someone immediately starts trying to make sure I know exactly what to do with it and play the game perfectly that's all I'm done sorry I reckon check we can make this one work did you know you are playing a video game what hang on a second here oh my god hey he's right I just did the math hey hey alright maybe this one's looking up after all oh yeah I'm drunk the heavy scent of booze uses of your clothes aiming is disturbed and alcohols flammable - oh this thing [ __ ] sucks I guess I'd want to use it on them is that a nuke why Miami is disturbed I cannot aim what the [ __ ] is this nuke well I need to make some money before I leave to the chat we got to be really careful what we killed cuz I actually need to make enough money to get that nuke guys might walking is [ __ ] like that's how badly I'm alcohol's right now I can't walk forward my character keeps trying to walk backwards alright we gotta like scan the entire zone we can't like miss a kill how much long season last done 65 we have a chance jet that's not out of reach we've got we've left this floor with like 400 bucks before that's not impossible it really is this is a really bad pit to be in it's pretty cool that you can actually shoot the dynamite out of the air I just noticed that oh wait what the [ __ ] let's just save my money the [ __ ] is this plant doing hang on y'all I'm not down with this what is this Jesse just how fast that thing grew give it a 105 we're almost halfway there I sure hope this new pays off gang cuz if it doesn't I'm gonna be pretty bummed out it's gold right there if worse comes to worse I'm gonna have to just like mine I can actually do something I could get some gold right now if I mined right here we'll do one here we go 137 we got to move four quick enough that the enemies don't kill themselves for my milk dude you can't do this to me wizard he's fighting the others they're battling I can kill this guy I don't know how strong he is I'm dying of burning blood does not put out fires ah no my new if I just don't get hit by him again I can kill a ball or I just send a bomb in it [ __ ] [ __ ] you give your money you owe me now okay 177 oil man I don't really want to go in the oil but I have to I need that money 187 fire touches me right now I'm double dead 198 almost to the bottom make note not to touch the X this is really dangerous I got it still those old spider bastards and a potion sell a guy I really don't want to be near him more those spiders that coming after me and a dynamite got got to be really careful around in two more kills away I really hate this oil got it [Music] I'll get the hell out of here I'm buying my [ __ ] come on check yeah the nuke we actually haven't gotten any other treasures so this better be good excited for this to kill me I guess that's really the real thing I'm looking forward to she's pretty excited for when this um finds a way to destroy me it's actually further up [Music] there's no sprint button in this game right I'm at maximum speed okay this one make sure where is this place should be right here fish spiders running he knows better there it is the nuke that'll do take a look at this bad boy one use per level mmm but an explosion so large it could level the whole level over a thousand explosion damage that is enough to kill me too yes I admit that that's enough to take me out with them you wouldn't be wrong in saying that no but I don't see that happening I mean I'm very careful I always have been who's that it's crazy like fire monster guy okay yeah I can see why I want more money no I'm saying like I just I think I deserve more money I want to be able to get like I wanna I I think I owe you guys a good [ __ ] run now like a real run I got the nuke no I just need some money and preferred Li a wand would be pretty sick like one like one wand one one that's like you know be able to do something anything really but Oh Jess there it is get out I'm getting out just a different way to smile I'm getting out I'm just leaving through this way because there's a billion treasure chests here bada-bing health expansion and there's my one I'll get it once I'm done disposing of all these explosive bastards we're gonna [ __ ] find a way to kill me by I'm scared how was that guy so powerful why didn't he die when I told them to entered collapsed mines wait where am i this ain't my mines split up spitter bolt with timer with fire trail and another 100 that's gave me a [ __ ] heart attack this looks like the end this is the end is what I would say let's take a look at this one 990 max mana well bomb friend it's been fun that has an emergency like alert on it managering 200 warning this one doesn't have enough mana for the nuke I see okay so I need to use I need to get a new one for this I won't try it in here and disrespect the gods but um I don't have enough money for a DS now so it looks like what I'm gonna have to do is decide what I want to do for magic attack like abilities so I have this one though that is a [ __ ] enormous recharge so that is short-lived magical pull to cast another spell after a time it runs out hits for eight so it's probably better than these are so what I'll do is deep bombs here put nuke on this one and now we are back on up and we just see how this I need to I need to know what this is gonna do okay I'm sad I'm gonna shoot it I'll show you give it an epic fire trail okay God's mad but that's okay I'm mad at him god I have a new daddy boys when you come Anthony I go hi will I can't new cookies too close gotta get around them just like last time how'd I do it last time open like this i'ma get one like that on a big and then I [ __ ] bailed really quickly when he couldn't hit me with 18 house Dori check we have a new canal there's nothing to worry about we'll be fine preparing tape homie shot a homing shot goodbye mr. God he's been trapped all right now I just don't get hit done a thousand times before Chet almost got hit managed to survive this is a good gun this is a really good gun you know this smell works also there are a lot of them down there you know this smells great holy [ __ ] now I'm wondering why they're about hey I wonder why there's about a billion okay we just play it cool jet cool as a cucumber I almost got shot I'm just quiet I am focusing I'm entering focus mom the gods are mad at me I'm used I'm covering the news and slime made you focus that primal sort of deal with itself now he's sort of gone he's done though all right a little bit afraid to go over there to see what's happening cuz I'm still covered in slime for about twenty years Shh checking the check in the clock on that one it could be slimed until about the heat death of the universe oh there's some water okay that'll work and it held up me want for when I ever get my health upgraded at a [ __ ] store again okay so I have to go this way which is fine I saw like one gun guy here it looks like he winked out of existence can't let any of you is touch me this place sucks I might bomb my way out of another section chat I don't want to live here this is awful there's like legit of billions like toxic sludge is everywhere or slimes I'm gonna go this way bomb my way through the bottom of this I think cuz I can see the bottom that's better nice and safe well that actually kept going down huh and its treasure then once it's all burdens away I reckon I help myself and before miss click nuke Oh believe me that is my greatest fear currently it would be so easy to end my own life at the click of a button the jet look I'm on it right now is that gunpowder no it's coal so let's go take a little bit but it'll put me pretty close to that one which I need I do need another one I'm really happy with this one though the spitter bolt I had note to self spitter bolt is very good I like it a lot see all the monsters are staying away from me though cuz they know i have a nuke and i'm crazy look at all the monsters in there definitely not going that way anytime soon just gotta wait for the fire to burn out hope that the guards aren't angry at me next time I get there it must be good cuz of perk I do have homing missiles which I got in the chaos of the Reaper trying to get me for being such an [ __ ] steam is all smoke takes a while for this [ __ ] to actually burn off all the way I'm afraid to jump down I don't want to jump down any deeper in case it's like a monster down there I don't know if health so I gotta wait for like that to go away any minute now to be gone I'll be able to take a look around okay looks like the coast is pretty much clear here and this exit so easy chat I'm just gonna go ahead and say oh no don't do that don't be the one who gets me two exits 213 bucks fires pretty much out so we'll bomb this right here I'm gonna do two bombs now but I will get some more gold from did I back out far I get so scared of this [ __ ] any more gold no want a triple scatter spell we're burning trail fire bolt with trigger into burning trail I like fire but with trigger anytime I get it I'll take it and I'll cast it responsibly right now over there double the double it does doubles so this is how I die I'm not doing I'm just Bailey I'm gonna go goodbye that thing was gonna kill me he was really gonna do it jet wow this dormant crystal electric charge magic missile oh I forgot you're still here huh so there's gonna be all day with you on this yes later give me this I don't even need charger still didn't spend in the other than box back to the depths I'm gonna die I got the health thing at least I would have liked to have edited some of my spells but I made a crime by shooting a new kid in the [ __ ] town ooh this is just a better version of the other one by almost every account quadruple scatter spell I mean that's just a worthless one but is better I was totally wrong the unkillable until I die pretty soon looking at the clock it's about that time about death o clock yeah what do one was this one summon arrows large fire bolt an even more powerful version of fire bolt and freeze charge that's enough to replace bomb no not like I have a way to know I has a purpose to bomb with no charges anyways guys this is [ __ ] crazy I mean yeah I'm getting shot by a turret but like look at them we're get bad if I make it out of here alive yet things are gonna finally start looking up this oh my god is closed off my game god this game really should have you lock onto your [ __ ] desktop dude there's a rat down there I thought it did have mouse lock it doesn't it's nothing stop protecting in frosty come on boy that's a bug with windows you can fix it with registry edit yeah chat now well I guess thanks for the info I'll fix it later but let me I don't know I'm gonna navigate over to my registry on stream [ __ ] all of you the nuke for nuke I'm dead but you guys are even more dead there's nothing left there's nothing left just blood and corpses oh my it's the worm [Applause] dude I don't have time there's a worm I'm getting out of you yeah draw it up worms dude oh dude at least this thing kills like crazy fast at least I'm doing a lot of damage to things at least I'm killing most of the stuff that I see with my five health I have plus one lives dude I forgot I have an extra life I should still be really careful but I did forget I have an extra [ __ ] life on top of it brat I cannot believe how strong this wand is I cannot believe how rich I am I'm at the exit guys I made it to zone four now I have to run because the ghost Monster is gonna come after me I don't even have time to shop I time to like look at whatever this is this is a scattered death bomb item it goes die no he even brought a friend this time dude hold up here I gotta jammed in the wall what the [ __ ] is this he's like so many friends dude I don't have time for this all right no I don't want to say I have to nuke you oh it's because there's a boss right there I don't know how much help this [ __ ] guy but what if I managed to slay God [Applause] he's burning he's like being suffocated I think what is this ice he's dying like just slowly are these being crushed by snow bone dust it's bone dust his own status effect is killing him that's cool well I guess we just have to watch for about 30 to 40 years I don't want to touch anything dude what else we got around here super light the laser beam he's dead he just [ __ ] died we just slayed up again I can't get through because of the bone dust and these ghosts these other guys that still gave me but we just made a lot of money after all dude I wasn't able to get all of it though which is a bummer I'll have to bomb with my bomb item a half right here the super bomb at least now I have time to look at my [ __ ] [ __ ] I've been stealing for weeks cuz I've just been [ __ ] stockpiling garbage this could be even stronger that's the thing like this isn't even at this wasn't even at max power Chet it could be stronger observe no that's not it that's not it man we need to find another replica maybe lightbeam this would kill me this is going to kill me right now now that makes actually eat more mana the thing with that makes us really good right now is because it doesn't use so much mana like I can use this so consistently that's what makes it really good I don't think I want to change any part of it maybe freeze that fish is never going to [ __ ] understand how he died [Music] he'll just never know why why he died what is this this is a really expensive one I literally can't even afford I want to see what the spells are think of that one either to look concentrated light was [ __ ] trash I didn't like that at all this is bombs a billion bombs so got this fire boat with trigger I'm not even sure what this did oh yeah I was the one that made like double fire boats I guess we could add on to it now it's a large fire bolt which triggers a large Sugar's another fire bolt even better fire bolt spell with the burning train no actually oh I might be dead I'm okay I'm alive I clung to life yet again I really [ __ ] hate that this [ __ ] doesn't lock your [ __ ] crap when you're in the inventory that's like awful that's like really not good design they need to lock that if I'm India making spells I don't want to exploded lose my run because I was like customizing a spell that's bad dude I mean it's taking away half my health another [ __ ] before okay this is more of I think I sort of wanna just get more large fire boats I think I want to get more charges of that and swap out this one for it I don't have much money for anything else bombs [ __ ] and honestly I do I don't really have much time to buy stuff and it's got a very fast region I should rip the spells all the other one if I haven't already let's see how this CEO Wallace casts that's good it's just like 108 men every charge 99 19 yeses I like this I mean I have immense anxiety but remember I do have also plus one lives now I just have to break my way out of here like so nice magic all right electricity immunity edit ones anywhere or teleport itis once a disease what I haven't seen anywhere I'm gonna take anyone's anywhere oh it's the boss your [ __ ] you alright GC base we're breaking in chat to the mainframe this is the deepest I've ever been in this game or those turrets dude this is so good this gun right now this [ __ ] magic the fact that it freezes is [ __ ] insane I just crushed that man the reach on it I can actually follow my god I'm able to free [ __ ] with this this is the rough truck shouting greed this is how I died but I do have an ideal of an extra life so strong so powerful ok well it's over I actually died so bad it didn't give me my Plus life what yo game chat what happened how did I I died earlier I did when did I die earlier used it last level you died when you used the nuke I die I'm gonna guess you guys told me like any times that I opted to ignore you because that's what I do best though I will say this I will say this I sort of wish they took away the icon that says you have +1 lives yo death second second piece of input 1 don't let me shoot if I'm in my inventory that's [ __ ] stupid to take away the thing that tells me I have an extra life if I don't still have a dude I wouldn't have done that whatever now you see the thing is at least I'm getting better I'm learning what spells are like really good I'm learning what [ __ ] works well with others those splitter bolts are probably the best spell in the game to be honest at least to me okay back into the pits I suppose Chet let me just make sure my display is working because it seemed to have bugged out for a minute there all right hey-oh is there some problem with twitch right now my dashboard is acting really weird like really weird I don't know what's going on with my dashboard I think twitch bugged out it shows all my channels was zero of yours I'm not even talking about that I have like some other thing going on yeah I always have zero viewers it took that part doesn't matter to me tell me something I don't know all right I need to know why the [ __ ] like all my other [ __ ] is bugging hot hey this is good this is a good omen pheromone flask don't mind if I do does that make them my friends hang on let's find someone I can make my friend Fred okay well to the fires then I'm looking for a friend I'm looking for a friend huh the chosen one that's a splitter one I can tell a mile away oh okay that's still pretty good to the recharge on it still along but that's pretty [ __ ] good yeah that's pretty good didn't stop me from lighting myself on [ __ ] fire to end to the run instinctually though sorry to say everyone that's watching he done did it again nothing puts out a good fire like the feeling of love some of that in my face well that's me climbing back into the charm goop this is a really [ __ ] bad hallway okay I'm getting out of here poly morphine yeah this is a pretty good spell don't know if it's as good as splitter but it's probably farther range I'm quite happy all right so check let's make a [ __ ] solid effort this time to not piss off the gods yeah I swear to you I will not shoot at nuke off in the base to test out nukes that was my B I'll admit it I will hello I gotta be let out here I gotta see what's up here I gotta know freedom freedom no I'm really out the sky the blue sky the ocean full of friendly fish pretty excited to be in in about ten seconds dude I got all the way out the mine I'm free this place uh keeps on going huh I'm expecting to be in pretty much ready for it now this is lovely fresh mountain air you know we're too far away for me to turn back now we're far too far away now I said I won't be going back unless the game [ __ ] gives me like a solid wall okay so there's something there and now that I thought it desert I've entered the desert I'm in a new zone I like legit just skipped to the caves I've gone to a desert so this is when the worm eats me yeah about now the worm cometh the sands eats me maybe not hello lots of skulls in these sands what in the mother of God happened here where I might hello how far away is home I can't see I've passed the horizon okay well we're walking now I'm out here we're out here now you go this way till the game kills me oh the temple uh don't you [ __ ] dare tell me I can't come in I get it I'll go around I'll bomb it later the pyramid yeah I'm going in it yep but first we have to consult the potion okay it's very important I do not do anything without consulting my poly morphine okay it's into it look at that it's into it let's do this I slimed the [ __ ] of one area I needed to stand in because I can't help myself I mean the dark temple this is actually really cool that this exists hello someone's just like ripping a fat one like a big fart something else up there it's doing that stop it's this guy in the middle stop it okay okay I need to go from this corner yeah piece of cake Sybil is dead so uh what is this place why is it exist what is it hiding oh nice try the slime if I want that treasure I have to brave the slime I'm not going in there yet hah pretty cool there's bombs and some of these you all imagine if I actually died there how embarrassing that would have been as a full time variety streamer to die like that so put that it oh yeah yep that's death that's that that's that's [ __ ] actual death that's death that's not [ __ ] around that's death thinness so much health I'm actually like struggling to kill it with this many shots that had over a hundred health yep now like I say anything I can't take those check I can handle it we got him problem solved only lost a bit of my hair possibly most of it and that slime low peak bug this sucks I mean I say that in a way that like I just don't think I can do this it's cool as hell it's just I am a pathetic pathetic baby wizard and this is the Temple of Doom I shouldn't be here oh yeah now's a thousand-aire road trip [Music] bored lava some sort of love a puzzle that is a really nice sounded warble yeah we're gonna have to drain it I [Music] reckon if I was gonna drain it I drain it this way then go up that hole that's what I'd do if I was a responsible man which I always am that's time okay let that [ __ ] drain if I lose that'll take about 30 to 40 years to drain out Trat you think I won't be able to get out put this poly morphine here why it makes slime monsters chat once that spray slime y'all think I ain't gonna be able to poly morphine myself into a [ __ ] wizard slime boy and just swim on out of here no no no in hindsight I should have broken through the top and done that I could even turn into a worm anything's possible this shit's almost ready that was a lot of acid all right let's take a look at the [ __ ] goods one at a time so here we have one with spark bolt and trigger it's very weak yeah not very good this one's gonna be swapped immediately for the next one in line just get my mana back oh my jump might jump power oh I think I might touched it okay haven't seen what this one is yet but I figured I was like get back to my safe spot this is formation behind your back cast two spells one ahead of you one behind the caster of glowing Lance the holy power with critical Plus hey I'm was on the wrong one all the time no I wasn't hey all right I'd swap out bomb next cuz I have no more bomb charges so let's try that out with the last one in line we have two perfectly min Max's jump part we are [ __ ] super dead what in the mother of God is this thing looks like someone's sat on I don't want to shoot this thing it looks like it's gonna kill me if I shoot it hang on this has geek ffs cross it's going in the box that's 4 Giga emergencies okay like this one like that one if he can squeeze out of that hole okay that [ __ ] guy go I don't know where he went I'm afraid huh okay that hits much harder than the last one did ah gotta be real careful with these boys huh oh boy okay you cannot fit through here I also don't think I can shoot through here my buddy I'm in danger I trust this one a lot more honestly okay now is there another one that's lava I see an exit there's gotta be an exit this way you all just have to trust me all right I have a plan I do I really do but we have to go even deeper even deeper than deep we're almost out I can sense it I can sense the warp that's a psychopath that's a [ __ ] psychopath that's just some crazy guy he killed himself just walked right off the cliff and died and now I'm trapped in him chat the call of gigadeath cross is really appealing to me comes with the teleport right after the bug out [Music] oh he's chasing always chasing yeah he's gonna keep following all the way to the exit all the way this little hole that's so [ __ ] scary it's just plugged up the door now if I get first hit on it most of the time he gets like bounced back but when I don't he does some [ __ ] up [ __ ] now a slime friend is at the door - well I don't know if taking death cross is gonna explode me dude it's got some really [ __ ] up [ __ ] in it okay that guy was weak as hell a pretty sure ticket that process gonna explode me also I think it might be a shuffle once it is okay ladies and gentlemen these are our options we have a random chance of activating gigadeath cross a teleport quadruple scatter spell fireball with the trigger torment crystal with the trigger energy orb on a timer dropper bolt or gunpowder heart otherwise known as please end my game alright we're not using that mr. bucket where the bug go all there is this might look cowardly to you because it is but it's because I have a team help if he hits me once directly I'm dead I'm literally dead I what I didn't go fast enough he's gotta be like dawn gone I need him gone dude my wand won't stop peeing someone come on like tell me what I'm doing wrong as a magic owner Oh a 175 crit their chat slimed the lava [Music] this is still on fire this guy ruined everything for me oh [ __ ] you yep [ __ ] you to the pits of hell man I'm not even going that way all right just got squeezed through this hole really careful like hope there's not a [ __ ] crazy psycho in here hope there's a place I can touch down on there we go that's so that's the pyres hang on there's got to be something in here we got to be near the end to a pyramid cake go on forever okay eventually it's got to end eventually they have to reach the end and be like sorry dude that was a that was a shootie arrow I'm so [ __ ] jumpy sand cave I'm in extra hard zone and I still haven't seen an exit yep this is how I expected to die some random [ __ ] jackass in the case throws a bomb at me yep yeah it's all of them it's all them dude it wasn't me poison me I washed it off [ __ ] off I'm gonna dig a tread I don't even know at the end there dude I don't even know what is this place what is this place what was that it's cool that this place exists but but why I got killed by mercury she that was a that was a cool run I'll give it that much I was pretty good but now I gotta go back into the cave where I belong one last dive Arthur one last dive into the pits they gave me free money I think at that time this is a good sign give me [ __ ] oh yeah the circum just a normal run Chet I don't think I'm ready for the pier okay I think the pyramids beyond my skill level I'm still learning how to play I barely know how to cast my want my wands keep peeing everywhere dude I'm a new owner alright I don't have time to worry about the Pyramid of death just yet okay that I want yeah we're gonna have to go down there that guy just drowned himself did you see that I once haven't been trained yet dude that's right hey legit haven't been trained what is this black hole taking it there used to be treasure there then I devoured it with a black hole [Music] alright no more [ __ ] around no pyramids to distract me nothing but pure raw gaming this Way's the way I want to go give me this flask pheromones faded dodge outplayed one more dive should do it right here yes siree dynamite doesn't really scare me as much anymore cuz I realize I can just go past it where the hell am I right what the [ __ ] the tabular smog Avena if all the mountains were of silver and gold what would they profit a man who lives in constant fear of death hunts that cannot be in the were whole world anything better than our medicine which has the power to heal all diseases of the flesh this is [ __ ] cool I have a plan what are you thinking tomato what are you doing tomato what are you doing this is stupid what are you doing I'm crossing the lava lake and I'm making a safety net of normal water to hold me over the lava while I jump oh that's not gonna work I'd like to go back home though oh no I thought that was going to be a solid there's totally something on the other side that Lake Chet there's totally something on the other side that [ __ ] Lake think about a chat Chet shut up and bake for a sec you join me thinking there's something in the other side that Lake but alas chant unless we may never know one more that was gonna be my last run but this is good to be my last one cuz that one didn't count I literally threw my gut my life away so one more one last one the maps are really cool though I'm really impressed look at this game and how much continent hasn't early access to which is largely the only reason why I was willing to play it to be fair cuz I knew it had a lot of content all right one good one spitter wand that's what I'm looking for well that's the end of my run I'm covered in oil and on fire oh this was supposed to be a good one yep this is it it's all over how long's this all gonna last for ten percent but at 10 percent for a long long time yeah I gotta find water mud works nice back in the game destroyed all right I need Luke I need decent treasures something that's actually gonna get people looking at me and saying well hey maybe does know something about the that'll do penis big [ __ ] well more like small [ __ ] micropenis wand it's here this is the one I got a good feeling it's a bomb womp okay well the feeling is done I'm just skipping this like this I know there's I know I could easily go that way that another duplicate what am I am I in immense danger I'm okay sheep die what is this torch wand nice burn I eat money if we ain't gonna get any real good treasure I gotta kill people just make money I need that called I'm getting the Madness trip streams over I can play this game for like three or four hours and I'm just like [ __ ] I'm just going cross-eyed like I've done enough for today I don't want to burn myself out this is a lot of fun I'll prep the plate again but uh not Today Plus twitch is sort of breaking down for me on a fundamental level and that fills me with dread and I don't really want to I really want to [ __ ] my shits breaking so I'm gonna I'm gonna do the notifications and then I will send you guys on your merry way and you can you know look forward to seeing me again probably on Sunday Sunday probably on Sunday we'll be back on Sunday I will be on Sam stream tonight play more destiny we got to grind some more for the raid tomorrow and I will definitely be on his stream on I mean on Saturday the raid on Saturday Saturday I'm doing something with Sam and JP unless Angie Mart I think unless something happens what light are you know what nine fifteen nine sixteen which means I'm totally set to beat nine twenty by tomorrow easily so I should be good I should be fine which one is Sam stripping let me get through the notifications CCC PKI eight months its bronchitis season and I'm dying have fun tomato you have bronchitis Jesus I hope you feel it better if you have bronchitis omnia thanks for gifting a sub binky the kitty thinks with 300 bits I see rave serotonin six months pride this is the gamer license administration as of now you have officially been served your gamer license is being revoked for being bad at games we will be sending an agent by the name of Catherine Mayweather to acquire your license and gamer material well you guys parking for because excited that they're taking might they're taking my license like taking it away jet don't get excited he's officially going to jail pod dude nice the jig is up at last he's going down that's the fun part weirdest thanks for the four months and I pingu eight months high temp - love you streams keep up the good work hey thanks coy eight things for the ten months hey hey she's owned for months hey tomato looking good with the physics enjoying the vods of Dark Souls so far I'd enjoy the Dark Souls whatever the [ __ ] it is I'll probably do one more stream of it at least maybe beat it I don't know we're reaching the parts of the game that I didn't like in normal Dark Souls so we'll see if I'm down to do them and comrade one three five ten months chickity TV two months hi you cool thanks flux wildly three months hate tomato it's our anniversary would you make a gift for me just a little moisture a droplet so dry you know I I never do anniversaries [ __ ] ever uh orange six months prime time for another twitch bride and keep up the good stream say things how to fix ten months silver thorns four months prime oh yes become all-powerful tomato destroy the weak and the dry yes perhaps Austin William five five months thank you apathy spike a hundred bits RW Puma six months okay jokes over you can unlock the door and let me out now no I don't think that'll be happening anytime soon boo joke three months prime hi I like your content thanks for being you tell your mom I said hi aunt King thanks for the prime Furious Furioso ten months ten months without water tell your mom I said no way i glazed right over that what the [ __ ] does that mean how was I gonna be doing it coocoo Cthulhu three months pic vicar thank you for the three months hello Jett hello tomato glad there is a channel not sponsored by Ubisoft in the trash game hello yeah I don't see myself being sponsored by much ever chat I honestly can't help myself from tomato clear your throat I'd love to tell you that my throat isn't cleared but there's a reason I need to take more breaks than most people when it comes to streaming cuz my throat is currently [ __ ] alright it is cleared it's been cleared this whole time I'm sorry to say Vox nialaya 99 thanks for gifting us up sticks and thanks for three bucks that tall white dude for months thank you this game looks hard as heck it's pretty hard slash easy depends on what gear you get built on one two months crime thank you great car host three months Brian hello tomato Vaught boy here from Europe awake at 3:00 a.m. I eagerly await the coop let's play with your cousin lettuce player let us play tell me he made a channel thought I warned him what I'd do to him if he ever tried to step into my industry I'm gonna have to make a call later I art pi11 two months thank you gravity kills millions nine months that is staggeringly true already eight months prime thank you the B Mick nine months prime why do they make nine month joke that's not how long it is to make it to red Oh skirt in that [ __ ] line really begging to be destroyed but whatever fat cute two months prime thank you I 24:13 six months chat have you ever considered drinking some olive oil before your stream to coat your throat no no I also haven't considered drinking motor oil to do it but I could just grab some motor oil that's the real lubed up [ __ ] put that get that [ __ ] right on down there get the engines roaring again you need wd-40 yeah yeah yeah jack I reckon that'll be it for me that'll be it from me on this one this was a fun game a really cool game actually I'll probably play it again probably not right away this isn't gonna be something I'm playing like tomorrow or like the next day but like when it gets more content I will return to it because I was a lot of fun so I will see you guys on Sunday maybe Saturday if for some reason we aren't raiding early if we're doing it like in the evening I'll probably do a short stream but uh otherwise I'll see all of you in in my Sunday special where I think I'm probably gonna do a horror game cuz I've been really in the mood for horror games so if you have a sudden horror game you liked and you want me to play it now's a good time to recommend it in the recommendations channel cuz I'm feeling horror I'm feeling horror ansan that and in the mood for horror thing all right Chet I'm gonna send you to the beyond now to the real beyond the beyond beyond the Chet the horrifying beyond to shape he's playing our old craft alright go hang out with him unless he stopped his stream certainly he hasn't he's only been going for 30 minutes right he's good all right Shane I really wish radar house worked better hey what the [ __ ] there he goes we're gonna be rating him with zero viewers to his viewership of zero viewers isn't this exciting it's like a black hole it's going to actually say we rated him with zero viewers by the way I can almost guarantee it watch chat Mountain reindeer thanks for the 10 months you guys are great I'll see you later alright so long friends sunday sunday sunday

Channel: Tomato's Trash

Views: 81,512

Rating: 4.8668942 out of 5

Keywords: tomato, tomato gaming, tomato stream, noita, noita gameplay, roguelike, noita game, rogue-lite, lets play noita, roguelite, gameplay, falling sand, rogue-like, simulation, let's play noita, noita 2019

Id: 4G5rFpjBFlw

Length: 215min 23sec (12923 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 09 2019