Baby Shower - SNL

>>> WHO GOT ME THIS? JIM, WAS THAT FROM YOU? IT'S A LITTLE BIB THAT SAYS HOT MESS. >> YES, YES, THERE IS THIS STORE THAT PUTS GAY TALK ON BABY THINGS. I COULDN'T GET ENOUGH. >> WHAT'S THE DOOR CODE? >> 343. WHY? >> MY GIRL DEDE JUST GOT YOU. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> I INVITED MY DOG WALKER TO COME. >> TO MY BABY SHOWER? WHY? >> BECAUSE SHE'S COOL AND WE'VE GOTTEN VERY CLOSE THROUGH TEXTS AND SHE'S LIKE, SOMEBODY I WANT TO BE MORE LIKE. >> OKAY, I GUESS. >> OH, HEY, WHAT'S UP? I'M DEDE. HI. >> DEDE, SIT DOWN NEXT TO ME. >> COOL PARTY. LOOKS LIKE I'M THE YOUNGEST ONE HERE, PRETTY DOPE. >> I GUESS SO. DO YOU NEED A PLATE FOR THAT? >> PIZZA'S A PLATE, RIGHT? >> THAT'S DEDE. >> WHO'S THE BABY SHOWER FOR? >> ME. I CAN'T BELIEVE MY DUE DATE IS SO SOON. >> DON'T BE NERVOUS. WE'VE ALL BEEN THROUGH IT. YOU'LL BE FINE. >> I'VE HAD THREE. >> YEAH, I HAVE MY JOSHUA. >> WELL, WE DON'T ALL HAVE KIDS. I'D NEED TO FIND A BOYFRIEND FIRST. >> EXCUSE ME, WHY DID EVERYONE LAUGH? >> WELL, SHE MADE A LITTLE JOKE. >> IS IT A JOKE? I MEAN, SHE DOESN'T HAVE A PARTNER. IS THAT THE FUNNY PART? >> IT'S FINE. >> YOU'RE BEING RUDE, YOU KNOW, THE SITUATION. >> I KNOW THEY ARE BUT THIS IS WHAT I'M USED TO, OKAY. IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN SAY SOMETHING. >> WHERE ARE YOU GOING? >> GOING AWAY. >> LOOK AT ME. >> WHAT'S HAPPENING? >> IF YOU LEAVE RIGHT NOW, THEY WIN. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? >> NO. I JUST, LIKE, I DON'T NEED TO BE REMINDED OF NOT HAVING A BOYFRIEND, YOU KNOW? LIKE, HONESTLY, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE CUTEST ONE. AND I'VE ALWAYS HAD THE BEST PERSONALITY AND LIKE NONE OF THESE GIRLS EVEN DATED IN HIGH SCHOOL. LIKE, I DID. SO WHERE'S MY BABY? >> HI, WHY DON'T WE GO BACK TO OPENING GIFTS? THIS IS FOR ME AND MY TRIPLETS. >> YOU UPSET YOUR FRIEND CARRIE. GET RID OF ALL THE BABY CRAP IN THIS ROOM. EVERYBODY, GET OUT. ALL THE BABY STUFF OUT OF THIS ROOM. WE'RE NOT DOING THIS TO CARRIE. UP, UP, UP. >> NO, DON'T. DON'T RIP THAT DOWN. THIS IS A BABY SHOWER. MY BABY SHOWER. WHAT? HEY. >> CAN YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF FOR FIVE SECONDS OR WHAT? CARRIE JUST OPENED UP HER HEART. >> SHE SAID SHE WAS PRETTIER THAN ALL OF US. >> AND HAD A BETTER PERSONALITY. >> THAT'S ALL YOU HEARD? AND NOW JUST HAVE TO STAND HERE AND STARE AT YOUR BABY. >> HEY, UH. PUT THAT BABY IN THE BEDROOM. >> UH, NO. >> BECAUSE I'M ASKING YOU NICELY. YOU PUT THAT BABY IN THE BEDROOM OR I WILL. >> OH MY GOD, YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN. >> I WILL TEAR THIS PLACE APART IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO GET YOU TO CARE ABOUT YOUR FRIEND. >> YOU'VE NEVER MENTIONED WANTING A BABY. >> I HAVEN'T. I THOUGHT ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW. >> I HAVE ASKED YOU THREE TIMES TO PUT THAT BABY IN THE BATHROOM. >> OKAY. OH MY GOD. >> COME ON. >> CARRIE. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE LOOKING TO DATE ANYONE. WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT WITH MY FRIEND REGGIE? HE THINKS YOU'RE REALLY CUTE. >> WHAT, HE DOES? WHAT? >> YES, I E-MAILED YOU THAT. >> YOU DID? WHEN? I THREW IT OUT. WAIT, REGGIE, OH, HE'S CUTE. YEAH, I GUESS. YEAH. >> ALL RIGHT, WELL, THIS SEEMS GOOD, FEEL BETTER? >> YEAH. >> I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER, YOU'RE BETTER THAN THEM LOOKS-WISE AND PERSONALITY-WISE. DON'T LET THEM BULLY YOU ANYMORE, OKAY? >> THANKS, GIRL. >> ALL RIGHT, WHAT ARE WE DOING? SHOTS, PRESENTS? >> PRESENTS, THANK YOU. BUT SHOULD WE GO TELL JANET SHE CAN COME BACK? >> NO, SHE'S BEEN HAVING NERVOUS GAS THIS WHOLE TIME. >> HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WASN'T THE BABY? >> WHAT DOES THE BABY HAVE TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT?

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 1,688,800

Rating: 4.6749158 out of 5

Keywords: nbc, snl, saturday night live, snl host, snl host awkwafina, awkwafina, awkwafina hosts, snl season 44, snl host 2018, baby shower, cecily strong, Melissa Villaseñor, Leslie Jones, Heidi Gardner, Aidy Bryant, Moms, baby, babies, Pregnant, deedee, deedee the dog walker, dog walker, party, Janette, Carrie, s44, s44e1, episode 2, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, improv, musician, crazy rich asians, ocean’s 8

Id: iKzFUyd3OAk

Length: 4min 47sec (287 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 06 2018