First Birthday - SNL

>> THE KIDS ARE FINALLY OUTSIDE. >> GREAT PARTY, JEN. >> THANKS. I KNOW WE JUST MOVED HERE SO I APPRECIATE ALL THE NEIGHBORHOOD MOMS HELPING US CELEBRATE LITTLE JEREMY'S FIRST BIRTHDAY. WE FEEL REALLY WELCOMED. >> OH, WELL WE REMEMBER WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A YOUNG MOM IN A NEW TOWN. AND LOOK, YOU HAVE A GREAT HOUSE AND A GREAT FAMILY. NOW ALL YOU NEED IS YOUR ANIMALS. >> WE DON'T WANT A PET. >> NO, NOT A PET, SILLY. YOUR MOM ANIMAL. YOU KNOW, THE ONE ANIMAL THAT EVERY MOM ADOPTS AS A SYMBOL OF HER PERSONALITY. >> WAIT, ANIMAL? >> YES. YOUR ANIMAL. [ LAUGHTER ] >> SEE WHEN YOU HAVE A BABY, YOU >> YOUR ANIMAL MAKES EVERYTHING EASIER. NO MORE WHAT MUSIC DOES SHE LIKE? WHAT ARE HER HOBBIES? >> I'M JUST PIGS. >> I'M DUCK. [ LAUGHTER ] >> ONCE YOU EMBRACE YOUR ANIMAL, EVERYTHING CHANGES. LIKE I REMEMBER LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY. I WAS SITTING AT HOME AND A VOICE SAID TO ME, YOUR SON IS HEADING INTO A VERY IMPORTANT MEETING. SO I CHOSE THAT EXACT MOMENT TO CALL HIM AND TELL HIM ABOUT A GIRL HE BARELY KNEW THAT HAD DIED. [ LAUGHTER ] >> SEEMS LIKE WAS AN INCONVENIENT TIME TO CALL. >> I KNOW. BUT I DID IT ANYWAY BECAUSE IT WAS MY DOLPHIN NATURE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> I REMEMBER WHEN I EMBRACE MY ANIMAL. SUDDENLY WHENEVER SOMEONE COMPLIMENTED MY CLOTHING, I RESPOND WITH WHERE I GOT IT AND HOW MUCH IT COSTS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> SHERYL I LOVE YOUR SWEATER. >> VERA WANG FROM KOHLS $2. JUNGLE CAT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> BUT HOW DO YOU PICK YOUR ANIMAL? [ LAUGHTER ] >> SILLY GIRL. YOU SEEK AN ANSWER YET YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW THE QUESTION. [ LAUGHTER ] AND COMPLEX REASONS FOR YOUR ANIMAL WILL COME TO YOU. FOR EXAMPLE, I THINK LADYBUGS ARE NICE. >> MY THING IS ANGELS. >> I GUESS I'M CONFUSED. >> MY ANIMAL CAME TO ME IN A DREAM. [ LAUGHTER ] I DREAMT I FLEW ON GREAT WHITE WINGS. WE SAILED OVER MY WORRIES AND SOARED OVER THE COSTCO. FINALLY WE LANDED IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE PANERA BREAD. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THERE HE WAS. A MAJESTIC GOOSE WEARING A LITTLE HAT. WE MADE LOVE THAT NIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M SORRY. BUT THIS SOUNDS CRAZY. I DON'T SEE HOW ANY OF THIS APPLIES TO ME. >> OH, REALLY? WELL THEN LET ME ASK YOU THIS. WHY DOES THIS PILLOW HAVE A COUNTRY CHICKEN ON IT? >> I DON'T KNOW. I JUST BOUGHT IT. >> YOU BOUGHT THE CHICKEN OR ARE BECOMING THE CHICKEN? >> LADIES, THE ANIMAL IS COMING. >> NO, I'LL NEVER BE LIKE YOU. >> WHAT HAS BEEN PUT IN MOTION CANNOT BE UNDONE. YOU WILL TAKE YOUR I TAD TO A MUSEUM BECAUSE IT'S YOUR CAMERA. IT BEGINS WITH FORWARD, FORWARD, FORWARD. >> YOU WILL CARRY A NICE PURSE AND RUIN IT WITH A PURELL KEY CHAIN. >> I'M AN ANGEL. >> WELCOME, SISTER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I LOVE YOUR PIN. >> T.J. MAXX, 50 CENTS. CHICKEN! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 3,778,822

Keywords: SNL, Saturday Night Live, Season 42, Episode 1724, Melissa McCarthy, Melissa Villasenor, Kate McKinnon, Leslie Jones, Sasheer Zamata, Aidy Bryant, Cecily Strong, Vanessa Bayer, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, episode 20, melissa mccarthy, sean spicer, bridesmaids, nobodies, ghostbusters, life of the party, can you ever forgive me?, actress, comedian, haim, musician

Id: Y1-hOP30JnE

Length: 3min 19sec (199 seconds)

Published: Sat May 13 2017