Cleopatra - SNL

IT'S WORLD WAR I AND 9:00, WORLD WAR II LOST IN NEW YORK BUT NOW, WE RETURN TO "THE HIDDEN TALES OF EGYPT." >> EMPRESS CLEOPATRA, YOUR BEAUTICIANS ARE HERE. >> SEND THEM IN. >> HI, HI. OH MY GOD, I'M SORRY WE'RE LATE. GOT STUCK FOR HOURS IN PYRAMID CONSTRUCTION. >> EXCUSE ME? >> CALL ME. I JUST CAME IN HERE WITH LIKE A FULL PLAGUE. I'M ISIS. NORMAL NAME. I DO YOUR MAKE-UP TODAY AND THESE ARE MY ASSISTANTS. XERXES AND BECKY. >> WHAT UP YOU DUDDY HORSES? >> I LIKE THE LOOK HERE. I'M LYING. >> IGNORE HER. BECKY'S WHOLE THING IS LIKE SHE'S A NIGHTMARE. SO WHAT ARE WE THINKING FOR TONIGHT? >> I'M A QUEEN. I DON'T CONCERN MYSELF WITH MATTERS OF APPEARANCE. >> OKAY. I AM DOWN FOR A NATURAL LOOK BUT FOR ME, AND I'M A FAN, I WANT, OH, GOD, SHE LOOKS LIKE A HOT MESOPOTAMIA. >> GIVE US SOMETHING. ANYTHING. >> I WANT TO BE LIKE, YES, QUEEN BUT NOW I'M LIKE, NO QUEEN. >> YOU FORGET WHO YOU'RE SPEAKING TO. >> YEAH, ALL I'M SAYING IS YOU'RE GOING TO GO OUT TONIGHT AND YOUR FACE IS GOING TO BE PAINTED ON, LIKE, A THOUSAND VASES, RIGHT? >> THIS WAS YOU LAST WEEK. >> I LOOK HORRIBLE. DELETE THAT, DELETE THAT. >> LOOK, YOU TRUST ME, RIGHT? >> NO. >> OKAY, FUNNY. ARE YOU A CAT? BECAUSE I WORSHIP YOU. COME OVER HERE. LET'S TRY SOMETHING NEW WITH YOUR MAKE-UP. >> OKAY. >> WOW. I'M GAGGING. >> IF WE WERE HIEROGLYPHS, THIS WOULD BE US RIGHT NOW. >> OKAY, WHAT DO WE THINK? >> WAIT. ME? >> I LOVE IT. BURY MY ORGANS IN LOTS OF LITTLE JARS BECAUSE I AM DEAD. >> I COULD GET USED TO THIS. >> ROLLS, LET'S DO THE HAIR. >> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT EXTENSIONS. >> NOT FOR ME. >> GOOD, IT'S A FULL WIG. >> IS THAT MY HAIR? >> YOU'RE WELCOME. >> AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, I WORK WITH HER AND NOT FOR HER. >> AND WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> WELL, AMAZING. >> I AM OFFICIALLY PERFECTION. >> THIS IS MY LOOK? >> EVERY DAY. THIS IS LUNCH, BRUNCH, EXECUTIONS. >> I LOVE IT. THANK YOU. >> BEEN WAITING IN THIS CHARIOT FOREVER. >> GET OUT. I'M GETTING READY. WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> ABOUT WHAT? >> MY HAIR. MY MAKE-UP. >> IS IT DIFFERENT? IT LOOKS GOOD, I GUESS. >> SHUT UP. YOU SPOIL ME. LET ME GET DRESSED. >> SNAP ME, WE GOT REZZIES. >> OKAY, YOU GUYS ARE CUTE. >> WE FIGHT BUT THE SEX IS INSANE. >> THIS HAS BEEN "THE HIDDEN TALES OF EGYPT."

Channel: Saturday Night Live

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Id: pJUccoqrINI

Length: 3min 43sec (223 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 06 2018

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