Olive Garden - SNL

>>> OKAY, MY LOVELY FEATURED BACKGROUND. WE ARE ABOUT READY TO GO FOR A TAKE. ALL YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN OLIVE GARDEN ADS. YOU KNOW THE DEAL. FUN, CASUAL. WE REALLY WANT TO GIVE VIEWERS THE VIBE THAT YOU'RE EXCITED TO BE HERE. >> I LOVE OLIVE GARDEN SO I WON'T EVEN HAVE TO ACT AT ALL. >> THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR. SO I'LL CALL OUT DIRECTION FROM THE MONITOR AND LET'S SEE IF WE CAN CAPTURE SOME MAGIC. HERE WE GO. AND -- ACTION. ♪♪♪ >> OKAY. THAT LOOKS GREAT. WE'RE CHATTING. WE'RE CHATTING. SWEATER GUY, CHECK OUT THE RESTAURANT. THIS PLACE IS NICE! EVEN MORE IMPRESSED. AM I IN A PALACE? YES. OKAY. NOW BLOND HAIR, FIND SOMETHING YOU WANT ON THE MENU, NOD AND SMILE. ALL RIGHT. BIGGER NOD. THIS ALL LOOKS YUMMY. REALLY GO FOR IT, BLOND HAIR. BIG OLD SMILE. YEAH. AMAZING. LOVE THAT. NOW BLUE SHIRT, SOMEONE JUST SAID SOMETHING FUNNY. BIG LAUGH. EVEN FUNNIER. YOU'RE ABOUT TO PEE YOURSELF. I'M PEEING! I'M PEEING! FANTASTIC. OKAY. YELLOW TOP, YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE MENU AND YOU REALLY WANT THAT CHICKEN CIAO BELLA. YOU WANT IT REALLY BAD. YOU'RE LOOKING AT THAT PASTA GOING, OH, LORDY, I MUST BE IN HEAVEN. OKAY. LET'S CALL THAT A CUT. WOW. FANTASTIC WORK, GUYS. I THINK WE GOT IT. >> ARE YOU SURE THOSE REACTIONS WEREN'T TOO BIG? >> YEAH. I FELT LIKE I LOOKED A LITTLE STUPID MAYBE. >> AND I DIDN'T LIKE THAT VOICE YOU DID. >> I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. AS FAR AS REACTIONS GO, YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN OLIVE GARDEN ADS. PEOPLE ACT LIKE THEY HAVE NEVER SEEN A RESTAURANT OR EATEN FOOD BEFORE. THE YOYOS AT HOME THINK OLIVE GARDEN IS A MAGICAL PLACE. IT'S ADVERTISING 101. TRUST ME. YOU'RE KILLING IT. OKAY? WE JUST NEED TO GET SOME ALTS FOR DIFFERENT MARKETS THIS AD WILL AIR IN. ALL RIGHT? HERE WE GO. AND ACTION. ♪♪♪ LET'S START BY LAUGHING. WE'RE LAUGHING. WE'RE HAVING FUN. GOOD. NOW FOR THE SMALL TOWNS, BLUE SHIRT, GIVE BLOND HAIR A LITTLE KISS ON THE CHEEK. GREAT. FOR THE URBAN MARKET CAN I GET SWEATER GUY GIVING YELLOW TOP A SMOOCH? FOR ONE NEIGHBORHOOD IN ATLANTA, LET ME SEE YELLOW TOP PLANT ONE ON BLOND HAIR. LIPS, PLEASE. OH, CHILD! WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO ME? GREAT, GREAT. OKAY. NOW I JUST WANT TO GET SOME OPTIONS. STUFF THEY MIGHT WANT. LET'S GET SOME PASTA, PLEASE. PASTA, PASTA, PASTA. SO, SWEATER GUY, YOU ORDERED THAT SHRIMP TERRIGIORNO AND IT SMELLS AMAZING. GREAT. YES, YES. GOT THAT. JUST GO AHEAD AND PUT YOUR FACE RIGHT IN THE PASTA BOWL. >> REALLY? I MEAN, WOULD OLIVE GARDEN EVEN USE THAT IN THE AD? >> JUST LOOKING FOR OPTIONS. PLOP THAT FACE IN THERE. GREAT. YES. YES. SWEATER GUY, THIS IS REALLY GOOD. BLUE SHIRT AND BLOND HAIR, IMAGINE THERE IS A WAITRESS THERE AND YOU'RE LISTENING TO HER. LOOK UP AND NOD. SHE'S A LITTLE TALLER THAN THAT. BRING THE EYE LINE UP A BIT. EVEN TALLER. OH, MY GOD, THIS WOMAN'S AN AMAZON. PERFECT. JUST SO WE HAVE IT, GIVE ME ONE WHERE THE WAITRESS IS TWO FEET TALL. THERE SHE IS. PERFECT. SHE'S LEAVING AND YOU'RE BOTH TRYING NOT TO LAUGH. >> I WOULDN'T LAUGH AT A LITTLE PERSON. >> BUT OLIVE GARDEN CUSTOMERS WOULD. NAILED IT. THERE IT IS. >> CAN I TAKE MY FACE OUT OF THE PASTA NOW? >> NOT JUST YET, SWEATER GUY. I WANT TO MAKE SURE WE HAVE IT. NOW, YELLOW TOP -- >> I'M NOT PUTTING MY HEAD IN NO PASTA. >> OF COURSE NOT. JUST ENJOY THE TASTE OF THE PASTA. YES. YES. THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S GREAT. YOU'RE CHEWING, TASTING, AND YOU JUST HAD A BIG OLD ORGASM. AMAZING. THAT'S IT. YEAH. LOVE THOSE EYES. LOVE THAT. LOOK AT THOSE. GREAT. YES. THAT'S GREAT. NOW BLONDE HAIR, CAN I SEE THAT FROM YOU? YES. YES, YES. GREAT WITH THE LIP. YES. THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR. OKAY. BLUE SHIRT, YOU'RE UP. AMAZING. THE VEAL PRIMARINI IS PUSHING ALL YOUR BUTTONS. THERE IT IS. SWEATER GUY, TAKE YOUR FACE OUT OF THE PASTA AND LET'S SEE THAT FROM YOU AS WELL. YEAH. YOU'RE REALLY LOVIN' IT. THAT'S PERFECT. PUT YOUR FACE BACK IN THE BOWL OF PASTA. >> I REALLY WOULD RATHER NOT -- >> AND GO. OKAY. NOW YELLOW TOP, LOOK AT SWEATER GUY LIKE, LORDY, GIVE ME THE STRENGTH. AND CUT. YES. PERFECT. GUYS, REALLY WONDERFUL. I THINK I'VE GOT EVERYTHING I NEED. AND NO PROMISES BUT I HEAR THEY MAY USE SOME OF YOU GUYS IN THEIR PRINT CAMPAIGN, TOO. ♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 13,971,345

Rating: 4.8727431 out of 5

Keywords: SNL, Saturday Night Live, Season 42, Episode 1720, Scarlett Johansson, Olive Garden, Mikey Day, Beck Bennett, Kenan Thompson, Leslie Jones, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, episode 16, lucy, ghost in the shell, black widow, avengers, rough night, sing, actress, model, lorde, singer, musician, green light, royals, liability, team, tennis court, dinner, family

Id: -SmUVySf85s

Length: 6min 46sec (406 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 12 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/go_there]

Ye olde Decatur, perhaps. 2017 Decatur would have 300 screaming children in the frame.

[u/Tophloaf]

I was told by a lesbian friend that they openly joke about it and call it "Dickhater"

[u/[deleted]]

Midtown

[u/itealaich]

Lawd, yes.

[u/thejaytheory]

Virginia-Highland?

[u/deuteros]

I'm surprised to see a joke like that on SNL. Is Atlanta particularly well known for having a gay neighborhood?

[u/gingersluck]

Kirkwood for sure

[u/adirolf]

Without watching the video, Inman Park?