Childbirth Class - SNL

>>> OKAY. WELCOME TO CHILDBIRTH CLASS. MY NAME IS JANELLE. I'M HERE AS A GUIDE THROUGH THIS VERY SPECIAL TIME. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SHARE IN THIS SAFE PLACE. >> I'LL START. HI, I'M AMY AND HONESTLY, MY BODY FEELS LIKE A MESS. I FEEL COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. >> OH, HONEY, YOU'RE DOING GREAT. >> HI, I'M HEATHER. LATELY I DON'T RECOGNIZE MYSELF IN THE MIRROR. >> BABE, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. >> DONALD, DON'T. >> OKAY. DISA AND MAGNUS, AND HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> OH, HI. I GUESS I'M LIKE THESE WOMEN SAID, I'M FEELING HOW DO YOU SAY IN ENGLISH, CUTE? >> YOU SAID YOU'RE FEELING CUTE? >> SORRY. SHE LEARNED ENGLISH ON INSTAGRAM. SHE'S BEEN FEELING, HOW YOU SAY, SEXY AS HELL, SO TO SAY. >> YEAH. SEXY AS HELL IS HOW I FEEL. SORRY I SAID CUTE WHEN I MEANT SEXY AS HELL. MY SISTERS, WE ARE THE SAME. I LOVE YOU. >> SO WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FROM? >> ICELAND. DISA AND I ARE HERE ON LIP SYNCING VISAS. >> WHAT ARE LIP SYNCING VISAS? >> YOU KNOW, THE LIP SIRNGING. TO DO AN EXAMPLE. ♪ I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE WHEN I'M ON YOU BUT I LIKE IT ♪♪♪ >> WOW. VERY TALENTED. DADS, HOW IS THE PREGNANCY GOING FOR YOU GUYS? >> I'M KIND OF SCARED. WILL I EVEN BE A GOOD DAD? >> I FEEL YOU. I DON'T KNOW IF I'M READY FOR THIS. >> FOR SURE, MY DUDES. THE STRUGGLE IS REAL. MOSTLY I'VE BEEN SNOWBOARDING EVERY DAY AND WATCHING MY WIFE GET HOTTER. EATING GODIVA TRUFFLES AND MAKING MEGA GAINS AT THE GYM. READY TO FATHER. READY TO RAISE A GENIUS. MAXIMUM EFFORT. SKY'S THE LIMIT ON DADDING. >> YEAH. NOT WHERE I'M AT, AT ALL. >> IT SOUNDS LIKE EVERYONE IS IN DIFFERENT PLACES. HAVE YOU BEEN GETTING EXERCISE? FRESH AIR? >> I USED TO DO YOGA FOUR TIMES A WEEK BUT NOW JUST WALKING UP THE STAIRS IS HARD. >> I'M LIKE, IS THIS EVEN MY BODY? I WANT TO LAY DOWN ALL THE TIME. >> MY GIRLS, I FEEL YOU. LUCKY I HAVE REALLY EASY EXERCISE FOR PREGNANT. SO, HAVE YOU TRIED? HAVE YOU TRIED? HAVE YOU, HAVE YOU, HAVE YOU TRIED? HAVE YOU? MA, MA, MA, HAVE YOUR TRIED? >> NO. >> YOU'RE IN THE DANGER ZONE. >> NOW LET'S TALK INTIMACY. >> WE DON'T HAVE THAT. >> YEAH, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX THIS FAR ALONG. >> WELL, ACTUALLY -- >> NO, YOU CAN'T. >> US TOO BUT WE FIND OTHER WAYS TO CONNECT. WHAT IS IT CALLED? WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN HE, HOW YOU SAY, SLIDE INSIDE? >> SEX? >> YES. OUR FAVORITE. >> THE SESSIONS ARE LONG AND WIFE IS VERY PLEASED. HAVE MY DUDES TRIED THIS? >> YOU DON'T TO HAVE DEMONSTRATE IT. >> HAVE YOU TRIED? >> HAVE YOU TRIED? >> HAVE YOU TRIED, MY DUDES? >> OKAY, YOU GUYS. YOU'VE SHARED A LOT. SO LET'S OPEN IT UP TO THE REST OF THE GROUP. >> OW, OW, IT HURTS. >> DO YOU WANT TO TELL HER? >> SAFE SPACE, RIGHT? >> UNTIL TODAY. >> I'VE BEEN GAINING LOTS OF WEIGHT IN MY BUTT BUT IT'S NOT, LIKE, FAT. MAGNUS, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IS HAPPENING TO MY BUTT? >> JUICE. HER BUTT IS BECOMING VERY JUICY. I LIKE IT SO MUCH. >> BECAUSE WHAT IF I HAVE THE BABY AND MY BUTT STOPS BEING JUICY? >> THEN IT WILL GO BACK TO HOW IT WAS BEFORE. LIKE REALLY FIT AND TONED. IT WAS LIKE A LITTLE BASKETBALL BUTT. >> BUT LOOK HOW I HAVE THAT BUTT. I DON'T EVEN KNOW. I NEVER EXERCISE. MA'AM? AFTER BIRTH, WHAT EVEN IS MY BUTT? >> LET'S ALL EXCHANGE CONTACT INFORMATION SO WE CAN KEEP YOU INFORMED AFTER THE BIRTH. >> INFORMED ON WHAT YOUR WIFE'S BUTT WILL BE I'M DOWN. >> YEAH. AND US GIRLS, TOO. I WANT TO SEND YOU PICTURES OF THE BABIES. >> WAIT. YOU'RE HAVING TWINS? >> TRIPLETS. >> THERE'S THREE OF MY DUDES IN THERE. >> NOW, I'M MAD BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH IN JAIL

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 6,963,311

Rating: 4.912322 out of 5

Keywords: snl, saturday night live, snl season 45, snl 45, harry styles, aidy bryant, mikey day, heidi gardner, chris redd, melissa villaseñor, ego nwodim, childbirth class, pregnancy, parenthood, parenting, parents, iceland, s45, s45e6, episode 6, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, Harry Styles, fine line, Love on Tour, one direction, lights up, sign of the times, sweet creature, girl crush, kiwi

Id: Sg0xiULgVTw

Length: 4min 51sec (291 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 16 2019

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I saw it this morning and laughed so hard! The ending haha....."I'm about to give birth in jail"