The Duel - SNL

♪♪♪ >> MR. ABBETON. MR. EBERLE. CHOOSE YOUR WEAPONS. >> OH, KIND SIRS. MY AFFECTIONS ARE NOT WORTH THIS QUARREL. WHATEVER INJURY YOU ANY MIGHT INCUR CANNOT COMPETE WITH THE WOUND YOU INFLICT UPON MY HEART. >> LISTEN TO HER GENTLEMAN. NO WOMAN IS WORTH LOSING LIFE AND LIMB OVER. >> THIS MAN HAS LAID CLAIM TO WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE. AND I WILL HAVE SATISFACTION. >> I WILL NOT REST UNTIL HIS BLOOD IS SPILLED UPON THIS VERY CROWN. >> I CANNOT BEAR TO SEE EITHER OF YOU SUFFER EVEN THE SLIGHTEST OF WOUNDS. >> THEN I SUGGEST YOU LOOK AWAY. >> DO AS HE SAYS, MY LADY. >> YOU AGREED UPON THE TERMS. TEN PACES AND THEN TURN AND FIRE. MR. ABBETON. >> READY. >> MR. EBERLE. >> BAM! >> OH, ARE YOU OKAY? >> OH, MY GOD, SORRY. >> I THINK HE GOT A LITTLE BIT SHOT. >> THE ONLY PAIN I FEEL IS SEEING THE TWO MEN I ADORE AT ODDS. >> WELL, YOU'RE DEFINITELY BLEEDING. >> IT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO THEIR SUFFERING. >> GENTLEMEN, I THINK WE SHOULD GO OVER THE RULES BEGIN. >> YES. BECAUSE HE WENT EARLY, RIGHT? >> YES. SO, JUST TO BE CLEAR, YOU WILL WALK TEN PACES AND THEN TURN AND SHOOT. UNDERSTOOD? >> AND WHAT DO I DO? >> WELL, THE SAME THING. >> AS BEFORE? OKAY. BANG! >> 'TIS BUT A PIN PRICK. THE ONLY PAIN IS LOVING A WOMAN THAT ANOTHER MAN LOVES. >> I'M SORRY, MY LADY. I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS GAME. >> DO NOT GIVE ME A SECOND THOUGHT. I BESEECH YOU, SIR. THINK ONLY OF YOURSELF. >> OKAY, PERHAPS WE SHOULD ABANDON THE GUNS AND TAKE OFF OUR CLOTHES AND FIGHT. >> OUR CLOTHES. WHY ARE YOU INVOLVED? >> WELL, I'M MAD TOO. THIS IS TAKING UP MY WHOLE DAMN DAY. >> LET'S TRY ONE MORE TIME. >> I'M JUST GOING TO MOVE YOU HERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER. >> SO, THAT WAY I CAN SEE. >> GENTLEMEN, I'M GOING TO WALK YOU THROUGH THIS. DO EXACTLY AS I SAY. TAKE ONE STEP -- >> ONE STEP? I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO TAKE TEN. >> ARE WE AT TEN ALREADY? BANG. >> NO, I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO GO BANG ONCE! BANG. >> CURRENTLY THERE ARE TWO BULLETS AND THEY ARE BOUNCING AROUND THE COURTYARD. I'M SURE I CAN JUST PEEK OUT TO SEE WHAT'S HANNING. HAPPENING. >> OH, MY LORD. I HATE THIS DAY. >> THE TWO OF YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED! HAND ME THAT PISTOL. >> DO BE CAREFUL. >> WHAT? OH! >> OH, MY GOD. GIVE THAT BACK. >> WHY DID YOU DO THAT? >> I'M SORRY, I WAS TRYING SOMETHING. >> THIS ENDS NOW! >> MY LADY, YOUR LEGS! >> MR. EBERLE. MR. ABBETON. I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY AND I WILL BE HEARD! YOU HAVE SUFFERED ENOUGH. >> SHE'S RIGHT. DO YOU FORGIVE ME? >> I DO. >> NOW GIVE ME THOSE WEAPONS AND LET THE HEALING BEGIN. >> OH! >> YEP, THAT'S A HAIR TRIGGER RIGHT THERE.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 3,182,792

Rating: 4.8627214 out of 5

Keywords: snl, snl 44, snl season 44, saturday night live, beck bennett, kenan thompson, melissa villlaseñor, pete davidson, sandra oh, duel, gun, fight, s44, s44e16, episode 16, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, Sandra Oh, Grey’s Anatomy, Killing Eve, The Princess Diaries, Invincible, Sideways, Tame Impala, My Life, The Less I Know the Better, Coachella, Currents

Id: INzETyUSfzQ

Length: 3min 20sec (200 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 31 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/wafflesbestfriend]

Sandra Oh is a freakin riot.

[u/ScandalOZ]

Would love to see Sandra and Jodie host together.

[u/dkw5800]

omf which episode is this…i had NO clue sandra hosted