♪♪ >>> OKAY. I JUST SPOKE WITH GOD AND HE'S READY TO SEE OUR DESIGNS FOR HUMAN MAN. >> NICE. >> BUT HE WANTS THE TEAM WORKING ON HUMAN WOMAN TO TAKE A LOOK FIRST. SO WHAT'S LEFT TO DO HERE? ZACHARIAH, WHERE DID YOU GUYS LAND ON HAIR FOR HUMAN MAN? >> WE'RE PUTTING IT PRETTY MUCH EVERYWHERE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND YOU STILL WANT TO PUT IT IN THE BUTT CRACK? >> WE'D LIKE TO TRY IT, YEAH. >> OKAY. JUST BE PREPARED TO DEFEND THAT CHOICE TO GOD, BECAUSE HE WILL BRING THAT UP. [ LAUGHTER ] >> HEY, WE'RE THE TEAM WORKING ON HUMAN WOMAN. GOD SAID WE COULD STOP BY AND -- IS THIS HUMAN MAN? >> UH, YEP. COME ON IN, TAKE A LOOK. YEP. >> I THINK YOU'LL LIKE WHAT YOU SEE. >> HMM. OKAY. AND IS THIS FINAL? >> UH, IT'S NOT DONE-DONE YET, >> OKAY, GOOD. >> YEAH. IT'S INTERESTING. I MEAN, I SEE IT WENT ONE HUGE TOE INSTEAD OF FIVE? [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, LIKE I SAID, THIS ISN'T FINAL. >> I THINK IT'S COOL. >> ZELDA, DON'T. >> IT'S GOT A LOT OF HAIR. >> HUMAN WOMAN DOESN'T HAVE NEARLY THIS MUCH. >> AND HUMAN WOMAN IS GONNA BE COLD ALL THE TIME. WATCH. >> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS HEARD, BUT WE HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW TO HAVE HUMAN WOMAN MAKE FOOD FOR THE BABY. >> LIAR! >> ISAIAH, PLEASE. >> I'M SORRY. WHICH PART MAKES THE BABY'S FOOD? >> THE TWO BUMPS ON THE CHEST. THAT MIGHT CHANGE BUT RIGHT NOW WE'RE CALLING THEM SQUEEZIES. >> SO THE SQUEEZIES MAKE THE MILK. IT COMES OUT THE NIPPLES. >> MAY I ASK WHAT THE NIPPLES ON HUMAN MAN DO? >> THAT'S AN EXCELLENT QUESTION. THE NIPPLES ARE TO CREATE THE ILLUSION OF A GIANT FACE TO SCARE OFF PREDATORS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WOW. THAT'S REALLY SMART. >> ZELDA, THAT'S ENOUGH. >> SO THE NIPPLES ARE THE EYES AND THE MOUTH IS, WHAT, THE LITTLE HOLE THERE? >> OBVIOUSLY. >> OR MAYBE HUMAN MAN'S NIPPLES COULD PRODUCE MILK TOO. THAT WOULD BE VERY HEALTHY. >> THEY ARE THERE TO CREATE THE ILLUSION OF A GIANT FACE. I MEAN, THEY'RE GIVING NOSE, MOUTH. >> NO, NO, IT'S GOOD. SORRY. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? ARE THESE THE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS? >> UH, YEP. THE DANGLER AND THE WRINKLE POUCH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY, AND IS THAT FINAL? >> UH, NAMES MIGHT CHANGE, BUT WE THINK GOD WILL DIG THE DESIGN. AS YOU CAN SEE, THE DANGLER USES THREE DIFFERENT COLORS OF SKIN AND IT CAN GROW OR SHRINK. >> WOAH, THAT'S SO FUN. CAN WE SEE IT GROW? >> OKAY, ZELDA, YOU'VE GOT TO GO OUTSIDE AND YOU GOTTA WAIT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND NOW, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HUMAN MAN RUNS? DOES THE DANGLER RETRACT? >> OH, THAT'S CUTE. NO, IT BOUNCES AROUND AND SMACKS INTO HIS LEGS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WON'T THAT HURT? >> NO, WON'T HURT. THE DANGLER IS EXTREMELY TOUGH. HE CAN SQUEEZE IT AS HARD AS HE WANTS. IT WILL BE FINE. >> AND WHAT ABOUT THE WRINKLE POUCH? >> OH, THAT'S EXTREMELY SENSITIVE. IF YOU FLICK IT, HE'LL FALL OVER AND VOMIT. >> THAT WAS MY IDEA. >> OKAY, SO THIS CONTRAPTION CAN MAKE THE SPERM NEEDED TO FERTILIZE HUMAN WOMAN'S EGGS? >> HM, I DON'T KNOW. IT ONLY MAKES A BILLION A DAY, SO YEAH. >> A BILLION? WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY BUILD UP INSIDE OF THE WRINKLE POUCH? >> ISAIAH, YOU WANNA TAKE THAT ONE? >> UH, HE GETS STUPID AND GO CRAZY. THAT WAS MY IDEA. >> YEAH, IT WAS. >> WOW. I GUESS THAT WILL HAVE TO DO. THANKS, FELLAS. >> MM-HM. >> YEAH, WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? >> GIRL, THEY WEREN'T. >> ALL RIGHT, GUYS, DON'T SPIN OUT. WE'RE FINE. MAYBE WE DO FIVE TOES INSTEAD OF ONE, BUT OTHERWISE, I THINK WE'RE GOLDEN. >> THE DUDES! >> HEY, WHAT'S UP, JESUS? >> MIND IF I CHILL HERE? I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE AVOID ME BECAUSE I'M GOD'S SON OR WHATEVER. I'M ACTUALLY A PRETTY LAID BACK GUY. >> WE'RE REALLY
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Even nailed the pickme 😂😂
I loved the hair in the butt crack part and the testicle sensitivity discussion. Also the mental image of a nude man running while his penis flops around and slaps him in the thighs. 😂
Not in my country :(