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and reverse mortgage we'll take that house now what are apples lack in flavor they make up for in on the ground it's about a woman terrific the fish are actually dying they're drowning no in the bedroom we're still very much a married couple their were 47 reindeers 87 of women suffer from digestive issues like occasional irregularity now the good news i just discovered [Music] [Laughter] can you look at the windy did i eat at wendy's lay your heads on my oh every time you look at our breath you lose your damn mind look at my breasts colin look at my breasts a b squad of less talented but undeniably heterosexual figure skaters on the ice now is our first competitor tj davenport tj looking confident wearing a very comfortable jets jersey and cargo pants let's see if he's olympic caliber oh wow starting with air guitar right off the top a lot of attitude there next up is william how are you doing not much you happy with that answer so many places and people to me now that i've lost my job they say young man the world's your oyster hey i get the no no just give me a second [Music] i don't know why but today seems like it's gonna be a great day you okay huh yeah just clean it up how excited you are for the next and probably final season of the jersey shore you know i i've i've never seen the show so i i just don't watch a lot of reality [Laughter] televisions anita what them boys up to across the street they are just playing they what now they are just playing you say they just planned out yes they are just playing i don't know about that in future letters please elaborate as i long to read your words yours faithfully james [Music] james will do love margaret good to hear your voice whales okay if you want to see this cheap ass white man again you better send us 200 cash right now just remember to cherish every moment the whole world is bananas you know what i say live your life cause the world's going to blow up she's right enjoy your family enjoy your friends have a glass of you have two glasses of wine i'm telling you i'm not a kid what am i the police or something you know what i say smoking with you and from fortress of the lamb pennsylvania a close community of friends it's 17 year old john christopher and his mom abyssalist my mom is my best friend my son is my life think that a lot of people might rather hear about the titanic you know oh my god okay wow okay fine you want to do this let's do this first of all you came to where i live and you hit me it was midnight i was chilling then i hear this irish cacophony behind me i mean not to be offensive but like come on girl hurt me your dad's dead what why did you why do you always look like you just freshly murdered someone look look it's kylie jenner can i get a selfie can i get a selfie look look it's chris hemsworth can i get a selfie can i get a selfie look look it's a scientist now what am i supposed to do

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Published: Sun May 16 2021