Asmongold Reacts To UberDanger's Classic WoW Adventures - Swockwickdus Journey - PART 1

this is the story of one man never played World of Warcraft and his crusade to conquer Wow classic so that he could review the game for his YouTube gaming channel in an unbiased sounds like a really really long investment of mind Alger goggles this is the tale of the sexiest Night Elf worn a coal miner that ever lived and her journey to save Azeroth with her ass now why did I pick Night Elf okay well because they're mount orcs Horan's trolls and the undead because why pick Horde if I'm already a bad person in real life I got a role I played alliance that shows em stood between Night Elf [ __ ] manlet and regular human now humans are great are disgusting but so [ __ ] plays an MMORPG to be the same dude they are in real life [ __ ] you [ __ ] you I don't want to play I don't wanna be a cow like what do you mean it want to be a cow like III I will get that okay I look at my character as a visual representation of me inside of the game and I want to walk around as a guy that doesn't necessarily look exactly like me but he kind of looks like me yeah that's just the way I go that's what I like in games it's what makes sense kinda reprobate actually decides to make their character as for the class really wrong with warrior they train constantly that's right perfection and armed combat I'll be able to tell you from my extensive MMORPG experience yeah that is to say about 800 hours on flyff and more on Adventure Quest games I reckon I'm pretty fly filled at this point which grants me access to forbidden knowledge any class that uses mana and schizophrenic any class that heals people is for subhumans from a furry classes just aren't my cup thank God for quality game but I went with warrior anyone guy good I named my sexy [ __ ] of a character sois quickness don't [ __ ] question it it's the perfect name when it came to to be honest the first time I read that I thought it said swole thickest I did swole Dickus picking a server I didn't skip a beat noggin fogger what's clearly the place for me barely noticeable three-hour queue time then I had to do twice she was ready to experience the full blunt force of vanilla World of Warcraft [Music] [Music] okay Wow all right all right [ __ ] play this game well scalp the first thing that dawned on me was that the core element of gameplay is standing and hitting and in retrospect I couldn't even do that correctly you'll notice that I keep pressing one enabling and disabling attack mode if you're a WoW player I get at this trigger Hume but it took us over ten hours to figure out that I don't have to contract carpal tunnel to play the game in vanilla while there's no quest markers and you guess they're ours you'll just download the add-on and explore the world to pro simple it's almost as if the game developers intend for you to actually play the game as a person who's just come out of a seven-year-long kerfuffle with League of Legends this hope thank God for the fact that you can just download an add-on and not actually have to play the game or look anything up yeah thank God for that I played the first playthrough I'm vanilla without the questing add-on now I use it all the time Oh immersive well-designed gameplay is a bit off-putting but I'm sure I'll get used to it being spoon-fed the lore I take note that one of the very first quests revolves around opening up the borders to allow all the other races into our sacred lands and I for one am glad to be here in this pivotal moment in time okay this is an absolute win and a giant leap for freedom and progress I'm certain it will have no unintended consequences down the line of course don't know I have been seriously poisoned you must help me actually I would but you know I got a farm mobs so [ __ ] him get out good luck he got a rock in his native language that actually means bless the sacred tree of life since I had is that actually true is I actually I don't even know if that's true or not it's actually true or not yes like I genuinely never even keep track of that [ __ ] at all like what does something mean and like elvish who gives a [ __ ] not the faintest idea of what I was doing in this game I decided to domesticate the first player I ran into and make her my lousy F me and Elizabeth started levelling together that's good a pure stroke of luck that she dumped 14 years of her life into this game she knew everything down to the most minut detail of lore it honestly impressive she's the one that taught me that you can take all your clothes off and dance okay listen female night over oh my god else two front flips when you jump in yeah I got four said I made the right choice I quickly came to learn that this game is all about partying up with other people and overcoming divers making friend no I didn't mean adversity those darn gnomes what's up their asses back tuna Merrigan where they belong if the fact that the entire game revolves around standing and hitting is one of the game's weak points then the atmosphere and immersion coupled with the legendary sound design is definitely one of the strong points Oh I'm actually enjoying the game well it's not like that guys it's not like that is actually that's a bug is the game doesn't actually play that way at all so just keep that in mind and I would the formula is ridiculously simple you find now I guess thing that won't kill you then you stand and hit enough of them till you become stronger and again you'll complete search until you get sir I usually require you sustain and doing right over after which you'll be rewarded with experience and items that'll make you stand longer and hit harder and I'm not trying to downplay trading and questing with other players learning skills like Northern Star acting or doing questionable things from Monica Jones I'm simply just making the argument that literally all those things and everything else in the game is entirely structured around improving the experience of standing and hitting in a way it's like cookie cutter but with more world building and I kind of like it pretty good this is where SWAT rictus Adventure kicked into overdrive I fell off the edge of the map only to discover that the entire starting Island is actually this big-ass tree and that you survived the fall into the water only to be left with a simple choice personally I drowned myself starvation just really isn't my thing and Isaac convinced me that my lot in life was to be a coal miner my mom actually thought was the same thing she thought that the entire game was toad wrestle and like the moment that she came out and tailed wrassle she was like woah what the [ __ ] this is a really big game and yeah I think the same exact thing happened it's really funny for me to see and like see people having the exact same experiences that I did or people that I knew had like back whenever the game originally came out seriously there for 15 levels e-exactly was just a classic ogress she merely wanted all the animals to herself so she could make Bank skinning them when confronted with the brutal reality of her betrayal she made it up to me with a naked wetland run follow me allow me to explain why so night ups start in teldrassil later in the game you'd get access to where you can learn useful things like mastery and weapon or how to make rat kebabs two equally essential skills in life once you finish up questing in the starting area you get access to dark shorn and there you can take a boat to Menethil Harbor but first you put all your equipment into the bank so it won't be broken by the countless deaths you may have to go through and also because then you're naked and you're gonna be walking for like a [ __ ] hour you know they say it's lonely at the top but I sure like the view you jump off the boat and head through the bluegill marsh it's all mine this is such a degenerate video listen guys I feel like there's a certain kind of guy that plays a female Night Elf and maybe I'm wrong about that but I think that there's a certain kind of guy that just plays female Night Elves and it's like the weirdest of the weird voice because some people play female dwarves ironically people play female gnomes ironically but if you play a female Night Elf you want to be a female Night Elf okay that's the difference encounter a lot of mobs that are much much stronger than you you keep walking all the way past the green belt until you reach selgen Rock and the entrance to Don Moreau at which point you sit back and wait for someone else that's hem the wetlands run if they're damnable fools they won't know they're about to run into the one mob that's pretty much a guarantee death remember to smile from ear to ear as they take agna [ __ ] harem Tanya Bain about a 20 minute walk from where they can resurrect now you're actually in the daughter and the run-through done Moreau is a breeze during the want to lock load and you'll notice that the contrast and colors is just way better in other areas than the Night Elves leveling zones as a night elf you can do front flips and socialites with women and that's a pearly padding if I've ever seen one alright I guess you came find a synonym for silver lining word for word I thought I tried I really did [ __ ] anyways once you're through with luck Modine it's then time to cross the border and enter a place much too cold for too frail skimpily dressed Night Elves you take in the scenery of the snowy mountains as you make the trick to Ironforge partially because there's a flight point but primarily because now you can get smashed with your Wow GF as you drink yourself into a delirium you realize it cost all the money you'd saved up in your 39 hey don't we never played people play the game for fun man like this I got [ __ ] hate it Mike you should play the game like I just don't like it I'm like we might people playing for like RP reasons it's sorta like that it just pisses me the [ __ ] off because whenever I play the game I focus on making sure that I'm being efficient and whenever I would do that I've all I've always been like that I've always been like that for my whole life and people that play the game for fun it just drives me [ __ ] crazy Izone Downton and by the way to reset it drives me [ __ ] crazy and I sit there and I want to play their character let people play the game no no no like I was out there listen I was leveling in vanilla Wow sitting there getting killed in a ratty Highland - Oh 34 while all my [ __ ] friends who were sitting in Stormwind having fun with each other and you know what I got to 60 first I got in the rates I got the epic gear you know what they got nothing because they weren't doing [ __ ] so listen I did get the last laugh but I got it at the expense of like being pissed off for like two months I was pissed north of gametime and it dawns on you that World of Warcraft isn't all that different from real life then in an alcoholic Lee induced to porn you enter tinker town and use a flute to catch some rats that are dealt into rat kabobs because let's be honest did you really have a good time drinking if you didn't we attack about Greek wants to drive along the wing message for Chester's a rhetorical question once you've had your fun in tinkertown you take the deep run trim which runs all the way below the vanossgaming define SE and then you finally arrive at your destination Stormwind oh boy [Music] beautiful absolutely beautiful incredible amazing great a storm winds pretty cool yeah it's an extra delectable editions of the experience Blizzard [ __ ] some [ __ ] up and somehow got the entirety of Kalimdor kicked at the same time whilst we were on the side of the world that didn't get famous snapped I'll have you know I'm enough of a man to admit it alright I'm having a good time here this is [ __ ] gameplay tell her I've to think I could stand on my own two feet I parted ways with Eliza a figure that to truly have an authentic experience I couldn't have someone walked me through the entire game I returned to dark shore and almost immediately proceeded to be softlocked by a graveyard skip for a solid 45 minutes I've gone just past this point and died which changed the resurrection I like how it's like you know I cuz you know he hasn't played the game before so you see all of his gear is red he's got red sickness two mobs or red-level to him you know what's gonna happen but he doesn't shrine so all the way down here where the mobs are just way [ __ ] strong girl just kill me especially if you take into consideration the fact that all of my armor is now broke oh how convenient I gotta walk the whole way back but then every time I revive at my corpse they would just kill me and I would just I would just come up with a new strategy uh yeah why don't I just walk the whole way in whisper form just you know bite the bullet and then I'll just very funny er very very fun you know what I went all the [ __ ] way to up there so use the [ __ ] spirit healer and then it's spirit healed me all the way down here and now I'm in the same predicament and I can for 45 minutes in black ops was at this very moment that I began to doubt the paths aren't chosen I was I really the right type of person to experience this game to a point where I'd have fair grounds on which to even review it that seed of doubt would taint my mind and eventually bloom to become a jungle of suspicion and uncertainty could I in fact be one of those [ __ ] normies that played this game for two weeks and forever after proclaimed that it's just not their thing only time will tell all I know is I caved in and had my bang in ygf walked me through a couple more quests and teach me the game just a bit more being a beginner in world of warcraft without I'm gonna be honest whenever I first started the game ever i first started game there's this girl that was like helping me do mr. there's this girl that was helping me do this [ __ ] and I actually asked her if she was a girl in real life I was like level 25 it's not good it's not good at all she said and maybe I know now that's that wasn't no it's a hard [ __ ] no any MMO experience in the last ten years of my life it's a bit like choking on a [ __ ] anus although whilst is happening you realize you're actually kinda into it allow me to explain episode it's about classic one coping mechanisms kick in this game is cookie clicker I'm just standing and hitting the Horde players in ashenvale need a [ __ ] therapist but then [Music] the part where you're not standing and hitting reals you back in which leads you on a pilgrimage of exploration through our standing and hitting okay not everybody have 780 D [Music] this is an adventure damn Wow small biggest and is doing Wow about to go to bed at 11:00 a.m. I asked myself why did I just spend five hours randomly exploring with no direction oh and I could just google the next appropriate zone for my character oh yeah that's right because if I try and look up a guide Warriors were the worst class in the game a leveling by such a large margin it's not even close the warrior is widely known as the worst leveling class or solo living class in the GAE are definitely challenging they have slow leveling low mobility low sustain high gear dependence dependence on consumables costly repairs so let me get this rain right leveling is you going through all the 60 levels one could argue that's at least a good chunk of the game apparently my class is undisputedly the worst of this and by a large margin yes the only solution yes you need gas you media you need gayev aureus need lots of gear of which I have none you gotta buy the gear current questing experience as the stream you attempt to pull only one mob if successful you kill it regenerate your health and repeat it truly is [ __ ] rough out here what then completely demoralized me though it was about halfway into the youtube guide you want to switch these to strafe left and strafe right instead that's right okay no more keyboard turning friends this leaves all of your character turning to your mouse what's wrong with keyboard turn they want me to set up key bindings and contorting me no frame perfect stutter step to optimally kite every enemy what's real it's hard to write as assigned the day or want trickshot optimal in World of Warcraft is the day you know this game poisoned my soul I said [ __ ] the hamstring stutter step I'll just play the game my own way that's what I finished up all the questions I say the highlights were giving this guy a good time in exchange for food and buffs wiping on the group quest well you got to protect this guy four times in a row then admitting we need a healer after which we proceed to wipe a fifth time since our healer simply forgot to heal the guy protecting certainly a slight oversee for mayor to get past all the murlocs and get the relic before you go harder Oh or something jazz powder over the red crystal and that's pretty much all that stood out to me - in vain why don't you guys a question like what is it about classic Wow it just makes people so bad like I I don't understand it like there's like normal people and you get into classic Wow and they have like this struggle of just being able to like hit one button I just it's like the rotations are like one button and this is like a genuine question like I know it's like this is half rhetorical yeah yeah yeah the gameplay is so slow you get a slow mentality well it's like they're not even playing the game it's like I wanna I wish I had a webcam and I could just watch every single person that's playing the game in my raids and I wonder like what are they looking at what's what are they thinking about are they looking at something on the other screen I don't know man it's actual boomers playing the game because retail is too hard for them nowadays yeah I know I guess that might be a dude nostri button says ROH yeah I I don't get it at all it's just [ __ ] ridiculous holy [ __ ] man like what the [ __ ] they're probably watching your stream yeah I think that's it to look at Wow a darkness to the king I don't know about that it's just yeah they must be like just really really low reaction time boomers like my reaction time is [ __ ] but compared to that like damn I'm actually doing pretty good bleak and Hollow so void of life and I am was desperate to get to a different part of the game when opportunity presented itself it almost seemed too good to be true and it was too good to be true you see I couldn't figure out how to finish a quest in these two malicious druids in my party convinced me that it was actually a whole escort mission and that I was ready to proceed to the next zone in the game Wow ash invade how about that out colognian ever shade wants just at the wrong movement speed all the way deep in the Ashenvale I'm awake I'm awake he sporadically falls into an emerald dream net and you'll encounter a multitude of dum-dum bad boys along the way I want with these people I walk with these people for 20 [ __ ] minutes for them to turn in their quest kick me from the party and leave me alone deep behind enemy lines in a heavily horde contested area I tried completing some quests but I kept getting piece rise time again having been humbled and shook my trials and tribulations oh he's got action for me he's got him this be the end of the road for the keyboard turning that prevail and conquer boots danger bro turn out to be an absolute Normie with not the slightest claims of Fame as a certified nerd gangster or would he get game gear and lots of gear I guess only time will tell [Music] I Wow [Applause] okay you know what now that was pretty [ __ ] good man that that was people want me to watch this video for quite a while watch the next one well watch one more okay we'll watch one more all right dead minds and naked gnomes last time our hero was trapped deep in [ __ ] territory and merely at 19 you might recall the POE wait before I do this I need another tank if there's a tank that will help us with you BRS please let me know I need another tank for for my warlock if somebody wants to come in here and help us out message me or court jester and we can start this up commend of self doubt an absolute fear of failure but I push where the [ __ ] do you level 19 plus I realize how far I've come when I started out I had nothing now I've turned up the graphic settings and I have a cape and you have come upon a glory is a kiss a serious player now okay Tuffle with the first major dungeon in our journey Assyrians spend enough time in Azeroth and you learn to improvise adapt and overcome in the situation you're witnessing many would make the mistake of helping the fellow Alliance player hi what angle molded by countless deaths knows that the only means to an end is getting gear gear and lots that's right [ __ ] everybody else get everything yourself I make sure to loot this rusty chest for any Goods yeah I don't think he knew that was an NPC he had no idea that was a [ __ ] NPC 25 copper and a broken lock I make off like a bandit in this game you gotta know when to be a hero and when to look out for number one on the surface always office adventure always lended but in reality it's a social political nightmare our piece and box you never know what foolish [ __ ] you might run into you may in fact spontaneously combust now the Horde gank was expected but imagine my surprise when I rested the spirit healer just to be met by hell coolers for me a mob so much stronger than me that I see a skull instead of its level who will chase you down and make you his [ __ ] Yahoo may be surrounded by hordes Scott again great humor see what a [ __ ] game back just to get smacked in the back of the head by a troll two minutes later this [ __ ] psychopath just hit me a couple times and watch me get mauled by a wolf and it is in fact not unusual seven orc moonwalk on your corpse as you can imagine I grew weary of ashenvale quickly I took the high I wonder why or NASA's take note of the high level spinning technique that my Wow GF taught me by the way she hasn't spoken to me in weeks would the metaphor harsh stoning is not actually to spin around in a circle it's a jump right as the cast ends so you heart out while you're in the air that's that's the way you actually do it and it's a little bit harder to pull off now because of the spell batching but that's what good players do now you can do both though yeah but it's like it's just too many too many can too many keyboard movements like yeah I can't do that and have long to dwell although it's before now being Darnassus I was swiftly disconnected courtesy of blizzards patented group thanks Wizards after the brief intermission our journeys of Westphal began I sailed to Thark Shore and from there it's a medical Harbor along the way I pondered life's greatest questions why does dual-wielding give you a 19% mischance why did I choose noggin fogger for the lady instead of the server my friends what do you mean why does it give you a mischance are you [ __ ] kidding go pick up two [ __ ] swords and try to hit something over and over and over that's moving around like you're gonna miss all the time right trust me I've done it well I have stick I'm like swinging sticks around all the time in the backyard never I was a kid trust me dual wielding does give you a 19% hit hit miss chance like yeah it does like you have a twin a weapon you gonna hit him every time why did I actually was an augur nations guild why did I accept our robots gonna take all our jobs how will we combat climate change overpopulation and deal with a threat of AI when here trying to start World War 3 why does white monster with rosy wine shili [ __ ] bang Boomer Jews by the way then I flee this torment and from Starlin I traveled on foot to Westfall when I arrived on my final destination sense a little hip sensible a my national Rory my [ __ ] monitor set my camera weights Sentinel Hill I began a series of grueling tasks known as the deadmines question not difficult in the slightest just [ __ ] horrid first I've got to kill this guy who can be anywhere from here to here patrolling mind you there's lots of people in this quest and you're more likely to run into his court a picture was then I travel halfway across the world to deliver a letter there's literally a mailing system in this world so I don't see why that would ever be necessary by the way it's four letters not one it's different places oh shut up with an escort mission this is where he's about to do unholy of gruesome game because I'll take you on 120 a.m. I met Mike Miller and bought 40 loaves of rye time it was at this point that I was ready to bust down the deadmines dungeon now the question is how did I end up at 4:20 a.m. still not having completed the dungeon at a naked gnomes work party of all places well this is what happened first we got a group together that seems have a decent shot we had a tank healer happy vibes and smiles all around we started making our ways of dead minds just before the weekly realm restart what I would consider to be our first crucial mister wait does that mean that it took oh wait no nevermind take we decided to meet up again in half an hour when we all logged on our tank alone was missing an appellate off wow what a surprise without hesitation for the surface party two minutes later our tent came online and said that he was on the way our group wasn't disarray unsure guys to proceed and in need of leadership they looked to me for guidance I suggested a democratic vote and to quote myself spelled with the ground party cuz I'm a bit of a [ __ ] this was our second crucial mistake you see glowin was law and determined strong but gentle [ __ ] on the other hand was an irredeemable bastard he needed for the blue drop even though it wasn't an upgrade farm god it is and proceeded to pull an entire room of mobs get all party killed and immediately leave us with notes yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] him this was the I graduated not for turning our backs on glowing no naturally so I wonder if there's gonna be like people out there like this video like whoever [ __ ] is on noggin fogger this video will follow him and haunt him for the rest of his classic wild career there will be people like in axe the Troy a dude [ __ ] oh dude I remember you man you're that dumb ass that [ __ ] up that dead minds running that video dude what's up man yeah no we don't have a spot for you though yeah I know nobody not a spot no of course not um would argue that I could have tanked but I wanted to dual wield with a 19% mischance so you can see why that wasn't on the table it was he liked that he'll mistress and I got to know each other we had a hell of a good time waiting for the rest of the party our Chad warlock nymph who sat down to enjoy the show and he had but one thing to say so who do we invite very good question I pulled in the only alpha male inside for a private show in the minecart you gotta do what you got to do to keep the party together at 4 a.m. even if that means saving Azeroth with your ass I knew I was killing it when he uttered maximum comfy not long after our gnome Avery overreached and presumed this I take a front-row seat I immediately scolded him and told him to know his place when he then rudely requested that hell mistress danced for him up close I immediately knew that we were gonna have a [ __ ] problem here we stripped him naked and makin dance for our amusement the night admittedly listen this kind of stuff that people do in these games I'm sorry man but I can't get into it like I just I can't get like I'm such an [ __ ] like it's fun I hate fun like I don't know what it is about it but I see people that are sit around and talk on my [ __ ] we gotta clear the dungeon shut the [ __ ] up like I'm we're not here for fun mound here for loot and I guess the first thing I do yeah yeah I guess I'm an [ __ ] it's on me it's a Boomer thing at all I think that boomers the ones that play the game like that oh let's just sit back and relax and just enjoy the game and have fun and you know just play while I know it's not boomers at all I think it's the opposite he was a pretty good just waste yeah that didn't stop hell mistress from leaving due to the severe social misstep by the gnome scum luckily she was easily replaceable than an hour passed and we had yet to find a tank we were collectively about to give up then mafia appeared out of nowhere as sent from the heavens 5:00 a.m. [ __ ] in hand ready to rumble we were gonna give deadmines a third shot what I've been [ __ ] with nothing less Oh infection we all knew this was the last run of the night our final opportunity to not feel like we just wasted our lives to watch a gnome it's work then came the moment okay pre traumatic stress disorder also known as anxiety when we opened the door to the room we wiped in which we then obliterated with calculated primal [ __ ] hatred the game actually has elements of genuine strategy at this point having played for over 50 hours I realized the experience of standing and hitting has actually improved by a significant margin I'd love to tell you a little about the lore of this dungeon and the defiance game it's more than standing and hitting didn't pay attention not even a little bit enough these guys are also births who care so I reckon that's probably where the devs took inspiration from then we fought 50 hours at level 19 till the 22 maybe now 50 hours I think this guy and my mom should have a leveling contest I really think I I don't know who would win I really am not sure who would win my mom in order to get level 60 in WoW 50 days / Boyd 50 days she she had a high she had a hundred more days than I did back in vanilla allowing Burning Crusade and wrath she had a hundred more days or anything a hundred more days more slash played than me it took me expansions to catch up to her she was just having fun yeah well she's making money she had the equivalent of like 25 million gold in classic Wow she was able to buy multiple people she shilling me the money and also just bought Zach is epic flying Mountain back in Burning Crusade like shoes riches [ __ ] mind gunpowder and bust down this door with a massive cannon sure girl thought Knorr and that's when we hear mr. smight for the first time slowly but surely we methodically take out all the things in the way of Michael completing my first dungeon I can't taste it when you walk up sizer smite you get ambushed now for a casual group of WoW enthusiasts this party actually rather difficult but a group of more hardened [ __ ] animals up at 5 a.m. it really is benign and laughable notice the perfect coordination I a grow the two mobs and the healer focus running around he takes on the big guy they're doing links and then focus the full blunt force our emotional instability on the dawn the big cheese mr. smight also canonically referred to as mr. worldwide now he's angry so he pulls out the ultimate weapon smites hammer something he should have done from the beginning rather than right before dying but I digress yeah I'm sods the hammer act all [ __ ] drops and I ain't hell it's a massive stat upgrade for need now let me explain how item drops work in dungeons you can either be on all of them that's how they were has need of all five players greed each of them roll a number and the one with the highest number gets the drop if any players need then it's a roll between those players because that takes priority one by one I saw all my comrades in good faith press greed and not need there I stood with the power in my hands and it reads me any creator has a blue item before do it and the choice was mine it was so tempting yet I recall a promise I made to myself a long time ago that I would leave behind from walking self-reflection and morality I press greed and with absolute vengeance and fury roll a 72 to receive smite hammer now I'm not a salty loser but I am one hell of a plenty winner I make sure to inform the others that he who breeds as the fifth man has a good heart yeah as we make our way up to the final right now is better than a van cleef actually it's a moment that the game starts playing journos theme I'm pleasantly surprised they license that into wild classic but it definitely hypes you up so there are vinyl battle after blowing him a kiss and waving at him it's time to stop the fun time happy hour and enter go in his dick I knew [ __ ] was going sideways when Mafi filled when the mobs then started targeting our healer I did the only second I can I go back I want to look at how many stacks he owes for retaliation there where is it in my Kissin wait Arceus retaliation stacks fun time happy hour and enter go mode now I knew thirty stacks so I used retaliation it literally did nothing he might as well just had arcane intellect like 30 stacks with two seconds left retaliation literally did nothing amazing [ __ ] was going sideways when Mafi filled when the mobs then started targeting our healer I did the only sensible thing ignore it entirely and focus on the boss court I managed to take him down while our healer got slaughtered but I'm an optimist I can always see the positive side like how the gnome scum fell shortly after it was then up to me in our chat warlock jump on a wheel I look back at the footage he's got a rogue and warlock out doing it over its besides the point whatever there is that's up to me and NIM poo the higher inflation dollar net dual wield one-handed weapons with a 19% you guys honor and I can't think of any reason why our DPS would be inadequate surely the healer and tank are at fault for dying here finally my choice caring Stussy Edvin van queef drop a sick set chesty nimbu select need I select needs need a liatris elects need need and our brain let known player selects greed min / roles of 10 la otra roles is 69 he's yours truly [ __ ] 84 hours then boost I know in my life and rage kill me and there I stood entirely fulfilled in imagine being nin poo imagine sitting there through 5 a.m. dungeon group with 4 other [ __ ] that can barely play the game and you sit there carrying them through the entire [ __ ] run the last boss finally drops the item that you need and the warrior who's dual wielding level 17 wins the [ __ ] roll yeah and it's leather yeah I'd be pissed pure pleasure waiting for the others to return dare I say chillin like a villain well my comrades returned and we agreed to kill the Cookie Monster however I proceeded to fall down and agro all these mobs the boy dem came to the rescue but I know a losing battle when I see one yeah I make my escape down the only path available to me and run from mice runs away and let's mafia chased by goblins bandits and murlocs oh I can't help but feel that I should have been the one to resurrect and walk 15 minutes to my corpse and they should have been the ones to escape yeah of course there's no need to cry over spilled milk in World of Warcraft the day/night cycle is the same as real time and as I exit the dungeon I see the Sun rising Oh see it's not all that different from real life yeah it's the exact same thing I hand in the deadmines quiz and go repair my arm yes I'm tired weapons master so that we can skank out with this new hammer by the way using a weapon class for the first time gives the phrase a amidst a whole new meaning after testing out smites hammer I went back to the place that made me realize World of Warcraft is indeed a [ __ ] game action Vale the Los Angeles and from there I journeyed into uncharted territory a [ __ ] don't Alan mountains it was time for the Horde [ __ ] to pay the price of being on the wrong side of history I had a blast murdering these [ __ ] losers time and time again there's nothing quite like seeing a man oh sure here we go again and walk all the way to his corpse just to get obliterated again forcing them to rest break even doctor to die 25% and providing them with an unfortunate resurrection sickness that makes them 75% weaker for 10 minutes goddamn dude that never hit hard Wow you get to make other highways so much [ __ ] time and in a manner that's intensely aggravating it's [ __ ] sick unfortunately for me and would at this point come to learn every detail goes around the players I have been talking stop grouping up and spreading the word of my misdeeds considering I was the only Alliance player in this area the size a spectra bution of the highest caliber when leaving the area after numerous price I thought that my peril for the night was over God was I wrong I went into a cursed land almost a charred valleys just to complete one city's welcome there's for long saying I gotta kill seven of each simple enough right now for the fact that the charred veil is packed to the brim in horde players so the experience goes a bit like this find and kill one of the mobs oh and then I die courtesy of some [ __ ] horde player yeah there is that got it then I walk all the way to the dressing sound of MAG repeat sometimes the experience is actually a bit different and varied because I'll also just died to the mobs I should have just given up but for whatever reason I was that's a word right there see that he's getting the true the true vanilla WoW experience getting killed three on one by the Horde see you'll never see a horde player engage you in combat and unless it's a completely unfair fight like it's a completely unfair unbalanced ridiculously broken one-sided [ __ ] fight but if you ever have people that are you know like a 1v1 no no they're just gonna walk by and wave at you but whenever they come this is the worst one I had this one guy do this he walked by he waved at me then he comes back with his friend and he kills me with his friend hey after we were just like we were friendly I was like what up he's like what up and then he just [ __ ] comes back with his friend and kills me Alliance never do that horde always do that fishing this godforsaken [ __ ] quest this guy [ __ ] ate my corpse the world of warcraft has really diverse gameplay you know you never know if you're gonna die - the Horde gank or the mobs or the very blizzard servers them set out yeah there is took me an hour and a half I went through this [ __ ] until 4:00 a.m. at which point I left the stone Jalan Mountains to never return now you might recall a certain apathy regarding the fact that I can only find one mob at once but after 70 hours of game time you can do this [Music] [Applause] notice only level up railcars more dying to the last Merline Oh I consider us one of my more precise calculations interestingly I had to play for over 70 hours before being able to take on more than one enemy at a time and I can't do that very often considering retaliation is on a half-hour cooldown and you might still just [ __ ] die this is a [ __ ] game yet it's a [ __ ] game with one redeeming quality this gnome wanted to buy an axe off me for one gold he then stuck trait that he doesn't have one gold at all I tell fun I'll hold on to the extra him until he gets the [ __ ] premise that he takes all his clothes off and fills out the only appropriate function in society for a gnome dancing naked for my amusement did I ever end up selling him the axe no okay [Music] all right listen these these videos were actually really I like these a lot these are really really funny videos I'm gonna be honestly these are so people whenever these videos first came out a lot of people suggested for me to go ahead and and watch them and I kind of was like I don't know who this is I don't know what this is I just assumed that it was [ __ ] but but these videos are actually really funny I remember watching the I think it was like this other guy Barney that made videos too and just all of them in general were really [ __ ] funny [Music]

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Length: 45min 8sec (2708 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 06 2019